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Scotland, the country that fries their food 5 times to make sure it's dead.
Website: www.dylanmoran.com/
Twitter: @thedylanmoran
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@stuntmanmike70
@stuntmanmike70 8 месяцев назад
As a Scotsman I can agree, I do finish a lot of sentences with "A wis like that...." 😂😂😂
@Neur0nauT
@Neur0nauT 11 месяцев назад
Dylan is one of the best. His effortless Sardonicism always makes be chuckle into my sleeve late at night.
@Anrirua
@Anrirua 8 месяцев назад
Hoping you don't work nights in A&E??
@iggysixx
@iggysixx 2 месяца назад
You might be wearing your sweater wrong. The 2nd biggest hole is the one where your head goes...
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 5 месяцев назад
"If you are Liberal, you have no purpose. You are the thing in your kitchen you never use. Something you bought once when you were out at a market feeling frisky." Describes me :)
@patrickholt2270
@patrickholt2270 3 месяца назад
The bourgeoisie's Plan C.
@paulgibbons2320
@paulgibbons2320 7 месяцев назад
Love this guy 👍 let's have some more black books.
@westieBrucedavidson
@westieBrucedavidson 5 месяцев назад
One great talented gentleman Thank you mate
@jenh-in8fd
@jenh-in8fd 2 месяца назад
“Here’s a torch…” 🔦 🌿🌱🌙 👀 ✨😂
@mellowliam5498
@mellowliam5498 9 месяцев назад
Bacon flavoured mouthwash?! I'm moving to Scotland!!!
@susanbowman2054
@susanbowman2054 5 месяцев назад
It’s sad and HILLARIOUS how Dylan portrays the human dilemma, another brilliant mind 🤣🙏🏽👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🥴thank you from OZ
@ripdbtpoo1441
@ripdbtpoo1441 18 дней назад
One L in hilarious, Susan. Excuse me, but it breaks my concentration when I'm reading your comments.
@IanSimpson-fv4kl
@IanSimpson-fv4kl 7 месяцев назад
Totally original & I could relate to alot of the material. Great clip.❤😂😂😂
@juliehill9247
@juliehill9247 4 месяца назад
I would love to hang out with this guy - please come to Portland Oregon-
@lg5152
@lg5152 10 месяцев назад
So, so smart and so, so witty! By the way hilarious and wonderfully entertaining!!
@teresaennis9177
@teresaennis9177 9 месяцев назад
I laughed all the way through this.
@channarosenblatt8197
@channarosenblatt8197 11 месяцев назад
You are so awesome, Dylan. Funny every second.
@dallasreid7755
@dallasreid7755 7 месяцев назад
Possibly the most profound analysis of 21st century geo-politics out there 😂
@jimf671
@jimf671 9 месяцев назад
Masterpiece.
@JessieNebulousGaming
@JessieNebulousGaming 4 месяца назад
I adore this man.
@siobhanstrauss8492
@siobhanstrauss8492 10 месяцев назад
Dylan’s been back in London and I didn’t go. 😢 I want to see him live again.
@milagra46
@milagra46 10 месяцев назад
How can you be so intelligent and funny at the same time?
@hermask815
@hermask815 10 месяцев назад
the etymology of the german word for joke "Witz" has the same root like the german word for knowledge and wisdom. if it's a not so smart we'd rather use "kalauer" = pun.
@williamdoyle2063
@williamdoyle2063 8 месяцев назад
i think you will find that the two go together
@saschamayer4050
@saschamayer4050 11 дней назад
​@@williamdoyle2063 What? A joke and a pun? Pphhhh, don't be ridiculous.
@tcrown3333
@tcrown3333 5 месяцев назад
GENIUS!!!! 🤣😂
@silka4670
@silka4670 4 месяца назад
A true bard of the old line :)
@Milestonemonger
@Milestonemonger 10 месяцев назад
Oh my God, I love him 😂
@EasyTiger.01343
@EasyTiger.01343 9 месяцев назад
You know, several people have said this same thing…
@JayCreates
@JayCreates 10 месяцев назад
Bless you brother. Fantastic Thank you
@UnexpectedWonder
@UnexpectedWonder 5 месяцев назад
Classic performance. 😁😁👊👊👌👌
@alishademmery3581
@alishademmery3581 4 месяца назад
Brilliant
@marcdunne7831
@marcdunne7831 10 месяцев назад
Very clever humour
@traceypalangio9615
@traceypalangio9615 Месяц назад
He’s brilliant
@gillianr-w8720
@gillianr-w8720 7 месяцев назад
Giving vegans a torch. 😂😂😂😂
@inconnu4961
@inconnu4961 5 месяцев назад
a flashlight is called a 'torch' outside north America. So he gave the vegans a flashlight and told them to root through the garden to see what they could eat! LOL
@ivareskesner2019
@ivareskesner2019 11 месяцев назад
I have personally petitioned the Australian government to refund any tourist's airline ticket if, after coming to Oz, they don't at least see one of the most venomous spiders on earth biting one of the most venomous snakes on earth while fighting a salt water croc. I think that is reasonable. You also get half off if the thermostat drops below 30°.
@AfricanWithNoFlies
@AfricanWithNoFlies 11 месяцев назад
Hahaha
@AfricanWithNoFlies
@AfricanWithNoFlies 11 месяцев назад
We want more
@mattwardproductions7399
@mattwardproductions7399 10 месяцев назад
There's a discount on your meal if your ballsack isn't torn off by a kangaroo and eaten by a koala
@taffowst
@taffowst 10 месяцев назад
Why did i read this is Dylan's voice :D
@janbounds911
@janbounds911 8 месяцев назад
Ta! Agreed.
@paulhadfield7909
@paulhadfield7909 9 месяцев назад
hes hilarious, remind smeof me when drunk
@annetteziegler7944
@annetteziegler7944 9 месяцев назад
Dylan has a "tell" in this stand-up. When he sets up the punch-line, he shakes his mike a bit. This is where he is subliminally shaking the audience, inducing the audience's response of laughter. (Or nervously hoping his joke will land.)
@northof-62
@northof-62 9 месяцев назад
Parkinson?
@Anrirua
@Anrirua 8 месяцев назад
​@@northof-62No, he's dead. He's talking about Dylan. Do keep up
@northof-62
@northof-62 8 месяцев назад
I wasn't talking about Parkinson, the man.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 8 месяцев назад
No. He just shakes the microphone every so often because he's an animated talker. Without the microphone in his hand, he would be waving both hands around, but he wouldn't be able to walk back and forth as he did so. This is the compromise.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 8 месяцев назад
@@Anrirua you ain't funny. Stop trying.
@KlaunVI
@KlaunVI 8 месяцев назад
Funny guy!!
@AfricanWithNoFlies
@AfricanWithNoFlies 11 месяцев назад
I missed Dylan, wow.. Crazy
@jperala658
@jperala658 7 месяцев назад
Did he play Rufus in Notting Hill?
@wendyboezer1017
@wendyboezer1017 6 месяцев назад
Yes
@gweedohatsis8404
@gweedohatsis8404 3 месяца назад
something tells me when he described the little green people he was thinking of bill bailey.
@markedwards9874
@markedwards9874 6 месяцев назад
😂😂
@Eli-ho1lz
@Eli-ho1lz 3 месяца назад
I think he's got some Robin William's vibes
@calvin22
@calvin22 Месяц назад
❤❤❤❤❤❤
@kepler16b
@kepler16b 5 месяцев назад
This is a hall of fame stand up. I’m blown away by four eyes from Shaun of the dead.
@matusknives
@matusknives 11 месяцев назад
How old is this?
@silvasilvasilva
@silvasilvasilva 11 месяцев назад
Cameron was in power and William's wedding was recent, so I'd say some 10 years ago.
@matusknives
@matusknives 11 месяцев назад
@@silvasilvasilva This channels keeps posting random snippets of shows - they cold at leas add the date when it was aired.
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 10 месяцев назад
@@matusknives agreed. People keep bitching about him being drunk. Pretty sure hes been sober for a while. Him and Ron White are sober. . There is only one drunk major comedian left and thats stanhope. (Pretty sure hes been slowing down too. Not an easy lifestyle to maintain.)
@whiteflange
@whiteflange 10 месяцев назад
He's back drinking again since lockdown, he has also gotten a divorce. Seen him a few months ago in Dublin and It was a mess, he had no material, just rambled and seemed lost and depressed.
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 10 месяцев назад
@@whiteflange that sucks. ☹ Hes a good writer/comedian. One of my faves from overseas. (Im in Florida USA) I also like Reginald D. Hunter ans Glen wool. I wish they all would play the states.
@jr2904
@jr2904 8 месяцев назад
Wasn't he in Shaun of the dead?
@wendyboezer1017
@wendyboezer1017 6 месяцев назад
Yes
@jamesbumgarner5737
@jamesbumgarner5737 26 дней назад
Yes, also Run Fat Boy Run.
@redstrat1234
@redstrat1234 8 месяцев назад
Differences : Ireland fought for and got it's independence - Scotland, when it had the best chance for independence it will ever get (without a shot being fired) - completely shat it.
@chelseyeasdale
@chelseyeasdale 8 месяцев назад
"THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!"
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 8 месяцев назад
I'm sure your social calendar is completely booked up for next decade. 🙄
@thigearlatha
@thigearlatha 7 месяцев назад
No , they lied to get the vote. Tell me about the Scottish brigades that fought in the civil war. Bet you're raging that James Connolly had a Scottish accent 🤡
@user-uj8og9cm9d
@user-uj8og9cm9d 3 месяца назад
At least the UK got its independence from that dreadful EU.
@audie-cashstack-uk4881
@audie-cashstack-uk4881 3 месяца назад
G is the country get used to it drop tour silly leftist nonsesne even Ireland should be in tne British Union we are the British Isles a ery simular and unique people all speaking English GET OVER TOUR SELF
@lichtfilme
@lichtfilme 8 месяцев назад
Is that David from Shaun of the dead?
@wendyboezer1017
@wendyboezer1017 6 месяцев назад
Yes
@ince55ant
@ince55ant 4 месяца назад
no he played shaun. easy mistake though
@danocinneide1885
@danocinneide1885 10 месяцев назад
Ireland is an Irish Isle... Dylan!
@davidmurphy9974
@davidmurphy9974 10 месяцев назад
Look at a map. Geographic term for the NW European argipeligo is as Dylan stated. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Daithí Ó Murchú
@danocinneide1885
@danocinneide1885 10 месяцев назад
@@davidmurphy9974 Map looked at, buíochas mór, Daithí...Ireland is clearly an Irish Isle regardless of what the British State maps might aspire to...
@MrBlaxjax
@MrBlaxjax 9 месяцев назад
@@danocinneide1885it’s both. The island is Ireland but geographically it’s one of the British isles. It’s a bit like sweden is a country but it’s geographically part of Scandinavia. Or maybe Portugal and Spain are both located in Iberia. Something like that anyway.
@danocinneide1885
@danocinneide1885 9 месяцев назад
@@MrBlaxjax only according to the legacy of British State colonialism Blaxjax.. That is propaganda.. The reality is that Britain is a British Isle, and Ireland is an Irish Isle.
@MrBlaxjax
@MrBlaxjax 9 месяцев назад
@@danocinneide1885 well we could put to one side that the noun that names Britain isn’t British. It’s pre British. It’s the romans that invented Britain. Anyway I have not a clue if the romans invented the British isles too. It’s on the cards that they did. If it’s a colonial concept then it’s probably a Roman one. Anyway it’s worth investigating
@jhwheuer
@jhwheuer 5 месяцев назад
How lit was he?
@seamusca99
@seamusca99 6 дней назад
British isles Dylan?
@pjmoseley243
@pjmoseley243 8 месяцев назад
was marmite invented here?
@itaomahony502
@itaomahony502 10 месяцев назад
British isles!!!!!!! The islands of Britain and Ireland please Dylan.
@olenick9590
@olenick9590 8 месяцев назад
He might be of protestant descent....still loyal to the crown as opposed to the fairy hawthorn one or the red shoe religion in italy
@lorenam8028
@lorenam8028 9 месяцев назад
I can't believe those people are laughing, they should be ashamed. He just called their bullshit 👏👏👏
@erichaynes5826
@erichaynes5826 8 месяцев назад
I guess they can stomach irony.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 8 месяцев назад
Ashamed of what, muffin? What should they be ashamed of? His surreal stereotype descriptions of their alleged prejudices? Taking yourself a little seriously, ain't you?
@Michelle-iz5bh
@Michelle-iz5bh 7 месяцев назад
Do you think everyone in that audience is from the south, you should learn what humour is, despite watching some comedy you still seem totally baffled by it.
@eoin79
@eoin79 8 месяцев назад
How does an Irish comedian (a) use the term British isles and (b) refer to Ireland as part of "the rest of the country"?
@Codex7777
@Codex7777 8 месяцев назад
You do know that this wasn't a TedTalk, right? :) Btw, you do know that 'British Isles' is the correct geographical name for this group of islands? A term used for at least 2000 years, millennia before the nation of Britain even existed? :)
@olenick9590
@olenick9590 8 месяцев назад
Also he is a rich anglo irish male, his parents are probably rich (and probably the other meaning😅) the accent is very very posh by irish stds he is an educated irish man that knows the difference between british isles and rep of irl and that England like Wales are 'other' countrys not county's in the british isles
@robleahy5759
@robleahy5759 7 месяцев назад
​@@olenick9590Are you sure you even like comedy? Kiss Gerry for me.
@olenick9590
@olenick9590 7 месяцев назад
@@robleahy5759 ur right I dont like comedy... except that american Carlin dude...so by todays stds that makes me autistic🤔🤣 and honestly i cant stand gerry or paisley or mr italian red shoes or any male rep of the patriarchy im only a plastic paddy i was born in london so im technically an illegal alien and the blackest white in ireland and the whitest black in uk...despite my irish parents working as skivvies for a megarich aristobrat...nope im what u call 'ordinary'content to sit on the fence and critisise every authoritarian parented cptsd person that hasnt left their 'supposedly' shameful past in a cowpat in a platos cave someplace back in last century....i guess comedy is subjective...but thanks for taking 2 mins of ur time to tell me what i should think comedy is.....u were defo educated in ireland or had RI ad opposed to RE
@ince55ant
@ince55ant 4 месяца назад
because he speaks english
@danocinneide1885
@danocinneide1885 23 дня назад
The Irish and British Isles....or the British Lies if you prefer...
@jamesroche2082
@jamesroche2082 7 месяцев назад
Canned laughter, how American 😂
@fuzzymonkey-qe1xp
@fuzzymonkey-qe1xp 11 месяцев назад
The difference between Irish and Scottish is about an inch lol but the English rule both of us
@DJSouths1
@DJSouths1 11 месяцев назад
SECTARIAN RAGE INBOUND
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 11 месяцев назад
Unfourtunatley they kinda still rule everyone.
@fuzzymonkey-qe1xp
@fuzzymonkey-qe1xp 11 месяцев назад
@@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 not for long bro
@fuzzymonkey-qe1xp
@fuzzymonkey-qe1xp 11 месяцев назад
I'm an Irish American and we do whatever we want to do
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 11 месяцев назад
@@fuzzymonkey-qe1xp 😄🚬😉 Youre probably right. Should be interesting to see, to say the very least.
@ianriddell1307
@ianriddell1307 8 месяцев назад
He is brilliant, but the less intelligent people won't get his humour.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 8 месяцев назад
Well, ain't we lucky there's a genius like you to 'splain it to us, yeah?
@oldmah6241
@oldmah6241 16 дней назад
Great that he’s not drunk on stage. I saw him live once but he was completely plastered. It was embarrassing 🙈
@brendang8177
@brendang8177 6 дней назад
Terrible title
@Seoirse-pn5uu
@Seoirse-pn5uu 2 месяца назад
Them few miniutes of my life waisted. How drab he is. And im irish.
@StewartMarsden11440
@StewartMarsden11440 9 месяцев назад
I thought this bloke was funny. Then I watched this.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 8 месяцев назад
There is a saying: best to be silent and be considered a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
@kepckatherinec805
@kepckatherinec805 9 месяцев назад
No thanks.
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 8 месяцев назад
If you don't like it, why are you watching it? Masochistic?
@patrickdowling4319
@patrickdowling4319 2 месяца назад
Dreadful stuff...Desperate...Thank god for Tommy Tiernan
@Esse-vp1bc
@Esse-vp1bc 17 дней назад
Tiernan. A globalist shite.
@pjmoseley243
@pjmoseley243 8 месяцев назад
no one should be allowed to say anything like he does about Scotland. He should be put on Trial
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 8 месяцев назад
😭😭😭😭😭
@arcoiriserin
@arcoiriserin 6 месяцев назад
I can't watch him anymore. Most of my ethnic background comes from the UK in the order of Irish, English, Scottish and I tend to find British guys very attractive. But comedy is supposed to make you laugh... I watched a video of him and more so wanted to cry. I don't like the way he talked about Jesus. I'm not a perfect person, the Church is full of ppl who don't follow real faith and I've been a real hypocrite for sure myself. But I still believe in God. I still believe in Jesus..maybe not in the same type of religion as my ultra right wing parents and siblings...well at least my youngest sister, who is a social worker, had something to say to my uncle, who wanted to say bad things about Lauren Daigle just for going on the Ellen show and all just bc Ellen happens to be gay ..and look, I don't want to insult ppl in the UK, I feel a connection to my celtic and even my English roots more so than any other of my mutt-ancestries...but I'm not going to let the same ppl who went around the world killing others in the name of God or chopping their wives heads off so they'd be religiously free to remarry, now tell me that I should be an atheist. That I should buy into the emperors new clothes-esque (accept or be called a "flat earther) spontaneous evolution theory...when everything comes from something. As much chaos as there is in this world, there's too much meaning in our human existence and animal kingdom as well (yes, I'm aware that animals eat each other and such...obviously) to believe that we all came about without intention and planning. Books don't write themselves, paintings don't appear because earthquakes moved paint around into some sort of order and beauty...computers didn't invent and don't program themselves.
@arcoiriserin
@arcoiriserin 6 месяцев назад
Just also...ppl don't tend to talk badly about other religions and still get to consider themselves progressive..sure, some Maga cultists do but that's not what I'm talking abt...yet for some reason, feel its fair game to talk so disrespectfully about Jesus. I know that was a different video of his, so sorry for the apparent irrelevance, but I'm not going to watch this anymore. He is not a bad looking guy at all, but seems just a little too keen on and amused with himself...
@andthesparrow3121
@andthesparrow3121 6 месяцев назад
What do you mean Celtic and English roots? That you are American? No shame in being American just…
@arcoiriserin
@arcoiriserin 5 месяцев назад
And there is no "just..." my half-Italian mother from Chicago beat the sh*t out of me growing up, and was not against humiliating me either. Consequently & finally...I have very little shame. Nor would I allow someone with a different opinion cause me to feel it...all the maga ppl in a state I'm now stuck in would tell me my political opinions are wrong for example...and to me, that's what Brits would call: "rubbish"
@pinkimietz3243
@pinkimietz3243 4 месяца назад
No offense but are you dense?
@gerganatzoneva7615
@gerganatzoneva7615 4 месяца назад
Ok, are you feeling better?! Go to sleep now.
@granthurlburt4062
@granthurlburt4062 20 дней назад
No offense to this, one of my top 5 favourite British comedians (Maybe top 2) and also creator of and actor in one of the best TV comedies ever (Black Boks), but when, in the first minute, he fails to finish sentences as he airs the first parts of thoughts, he sounds like the orange monster currently pestering the US. Except Dylan makes more sense.
@davidmelody3087
@davidmelody3087 10 месяцев назад
Pissed up comedian couldnt deliver on the night. Absolute sham. I hope ue gets sober soon
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 10 месяцев назад
He seems pretty sober. You sure he isnt?
@ripdbtpoo1441
@ripdbtpoo1441 10 месяцев назад
​@@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 Trouble is, you hear (read)the terrible stories about DM being too drunk to perform...this is ok, but it ain't Black Books, right?
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 10 месяцев назад
@@ripdbtpoo1441 ive heard of it. Is it any good?
@superdeluxesmell
@superdeluxesmell 9 месяцев назад
That’s his gimmick
@icemanire5467
@icemanire5467 8 месяцев назад
His best work was when he was drunk. He was sober for a decade unless he started again.
@SEANBANOG4
@SEANBANOG4 10 месяцев назад
don't like the half pissed slurry delivery of this act....Jim Jeffries is similar.....they ain;t been drinking
@grrr.9998
@grrr.9998 9 месяцев назад
Glad you found the time to share your misery.
@SEANBANOG4
@SEANBANOG4 9 месяцев назад
@@grrr.9998 sorry you got butt hurt by it.
@HakuYuki001
@HakuYuki001 9 месяцев назад
@@SEANBANOG4 Why am I then staring at your bright red painful butt then?
@grrr.9998
@grrr.9998 9 месяцев назад
@@SEANBANOG4 You sound like a sensitive soul. 🥺
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay 8 месяцев назад
@@SEANBANOG4 cry harder, maybe they'll hear you, get suicidally depressed, and start drinking again.
@davesunderland1026
@davesunderland1026 14 часов назад
very funny
@MsFionaxxx
@MsFionaxxx 17 дней назад
A thinking person's comedian.
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