E3 2015 - Hype Train Is Back (Zero Punctuation) 

So must you

Are you seriuos ?

samil bilin You must be new here

samil bilin lol what's your problem?

lampenpam Who said he had a problem...

That incorporated motion s-OH GOD NO!

That incorporates motion sensor tech-NO NO NO WE WERE SO CLOSE!

jonn smith Yes, we all watched the video too, you might as well have just commented "1:21"

SpectrumUK Time Stamps don't get upvotes though.

WE WERE ALMOST FREE!

Anaf Mujeeb YAY!!!!!

Anaf Mujeeb JC is love JC is life ;-;

Anaf Mujeeb Just Cause 3 & Mad Max, and best part is both are from the same developers, so you know they will have great crazy sandbox elements!!!

Kul Zaze Max Max will have the JC developers? Now I'm interested.

Usoland, Descendant of Noland and Destroyer of Sugar yes I recently found that out too, just watch mad max gameplay trailer it's a pretty awesome sandbox environment

ChaoticSloth He mentioned as much as we were actually told about the game during E3.

Edison Trent People were actually told a few things about mechanics and the story. Just look it up on some of the popular dark souls youtubers. Vaati has a video. And DaveControlLive

ChaoticSloth Dark Souls 3? You mean Blood Borne? Or would that be Demon's Souls 5?

Yakko Warner Wut. Where are you getting these numbers from lol

guitar player111 " Just look it up on some of the popular dark souls youtubers. Vaati has a video. And DaveControlLive" This is the E3 review, not the "everything you can find on the internet about the game" review. Especially not things that come after E3. That should be really, really, really obvious.

xMartyZz I don't know about "ever" but the bit with him sputtering helplessly at the Oculus is one of his funniest bits in a good long while and an instant classic.

xMartyZz I don't know, I actually enjoy it better when its really hard for him to critic a game, but he finds a way, E3, is to damn easy to criticize because its actually a huge hype train that doesn't need to promise anything at all to the gamers & fans of all those platforms.

What do you think this is a talent show ? FUCK OFF .

One of the best at least, i still think that his 3ds review is the best (:

xMartyZz I enjoyed his fake Duke Nukem review... more sarcasm than cynicism, but whatever :D

Substance D That exclamation mark put me off guard

Well they are tweaking everything except the story .............

VII

Siddhant Deep _tweak_ in compleetly change the gameplay?

Substance D God, I wish it was a FFVI sequel, but it's just a FFVII remake.

The ra^e train Will allways be number 1

Right below thomas

Is the Cole Train your first favorite?

FalloutRaptor So what is your favourite? The once hourly from London Euston to Milton Keynes?

***** CHOO!!! CHOO!!!

I'm guessing because people want perfection, and they want it now?.. That's as to the "dissing outright" element. It's perfectly acceptable to criticized inadequate functionality, but disowning a whole field of progressing technology is another thing.

BuFufilms Probably because motion controls for many games are more forced onto the player as the only or ideal way to play games that have them while VR seems to be more of an optional ad-on. The comparison I can think of is with the Kinect. People hated games that forced you to use the Kinect's motion controls but for optional features like doing voice commands to order your squad in Mass Effect, the people seemed to like the Kinect because that was an optional ad-on. The Virtual Boy could be another example, that part of the reason why it failed could have been because you had to use the headache inducing headset to play the damn thing, while Oculus and the like plan to be add-ons to games you can play without them. So for motion controls to succeed they probably need to be optional.

BuFufilms after the burn from the Kinect & a very poor excuse for motion games from the likes of the WII, I'd say VR is useless until is fully perfected. this is why I"m going to stray clear of both oculus & sony's invention, as its nothing to get hyped over till something decent is released.

BuFufilms The moment where a good game developing studio like Naughty Dog or other as such HAS TO ABSOLUTELY FORCEFULLY CORPORATE the motion sensor dickhnology into your their should-be-could-be awesome game, is what makes it not worth it. Like the fucking kinect tank game which took microsoft something like 7mil to make. For the fucking kinect and it was horrible. Or the horror game which Yahtzee kind of could've liked, which again, was forced to be played by kinect. That's why.

BuFufilms The thing is I can go for imperfection Put i don't want what we have now many wii games managed to make the motion controls work by lying to you what motions you had to do I don't want the game to be unplayable but I also want to be able to do what I am trying to do with my motion at the very least roughly We are not there yet

dyldragon1 sadly nobody played the original -_-

IKR Yoko Taro was just so casual with his giant head. No one gave a crap.

Because nobody has heard of the game. Ever.

Nathan Cassidy really? I mean I thought at least everyone heard of the Futa chick.

dyldragon1 I was super excited but I felt like you, nobody else seemed to care that much

Same

I have as well

Its been out for a week already😒

KGODSMACKC on escapist yes. But escapist and mobile devices get together like Nazis and Jews.

David Mobeck good analogy

***** Lol I'm not sad but k

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Save some money around for a while. When it comes to single player games, you can wait a few years before playing it since it doesn't matter if the community is dead or not. Also, then you get to hold off and see what ratings it gets after release

Jackson Murphy I never said I couldn't afford them.

soschar2050 Thankfully, they're putting tons of work into KH3. Square's just been fucking around making a sixteenth Final Fantasy or whatever for an entire console generation.

soschar2050 Oh thank God, I've found another human being who thinks that remaking FF7 is a terrible, terrible idea which cannot turn out well. I was beginning to think I was all alone out there...

soschar2050 Japanese companies give zero fucks about E3 because all of their interest holders are over in Japan, at Japanese conventions. A Japanese publisher rarely makes any worthwhile announcements on a western convention. You wouldn't expect Bethesda to announce Fallout 4 at Tokyo Game Show, either.

Needsome Citations That's part of the reason, or just adds to the problem.

Denny Chen I'm just not as excited for it as i used to be before this years E3.

Yep. Was binging these, and it's quite funny to hear that today.

It's not a Real Pib-boy

Armin Kefayati Yeah Bethesda made a really strong presentation at E3. Im just glad Yahtzee didn't critize it much unlike SONY.

Plus he also said it would be released during November wooooooo

You make it real by putting a smartphone in it. It connects to your game and instead of using the pip-boy in game you can use the companion app. I even came up with a challenge for the companion app. I want to make this public so I want people to spread the word about this challenge. Here is the challenge: Creator: Armin Kefayati Name: The Haunted Pip-Boy™ Challenge: Have someone in your household take control of the companion app for Fallout 4. They get to control what armor you have and what weapon you have equipped. They will even control Stimpak and drug use. For instance, if the player who is not in control of the app does a Bad Karma act, then the person who controls the app punishes them by giving them a bad weapon for the current situation. If the act is a good karma act then the person who has the app rewards the person by equipping an item suitable for the current situation. Variants: *An Asshole Ghost*- gives terrible items for the situation all the time. *A Grateful Ghost*- gives good items for the situation no matter what. *The Judgemental Ghost*- Actions depend on previous karma act. *The Lazg Ghost*- rarely does anything for the situation. *The Hyper Ghost*- makes the situation more interesting by using extreme ways to handle the situation and changes the radio all the time.

Eric Cartman its a phone case with a wrist strap

***** XCOM: Reconciliation, XCOM: Rising Revengance, XCOM: Revelations, XCOM: Reborn, XCOM: "Word that starts with R"

IndieGamerMonkey XCOM: Deep Terrors. XCOM: Lockdown: XCOM: Code Grey, XCOM: Panic Simulator 2016, XCOM: COM X, XCOM: Apocaly- wait that one's taken..

the sniper He probably didn't have anything bad to say about it so he left it out. lol

the sniper Why not XCOM: Enemy at Large.

Nick Dettmer that's actually pretty good. Can we call someone to suggest this?

SMT X FE is on Wii U.

Elli Dammit. I knew I f*cked up. Thanks for pointing that out for me.

The Lunatic Fridge And Xenoblade Chronicles X.

Lee Thompson-Kolar ... I know. But jokes. :P

The Lunatic Fridge Wii U: Xenoblade, StarFox, Mario Maker, Yoshi. Not bad.

I do as well.

lewrl1 Well this was technically made 2 weeks ago since this was uploaded a week ago on escapistmagazine.com and it takes about a week to make a Zero Punctuation episode. You can also factor in the games that he wanted to talk about too like Splatoon and Hatred, 2 really "popular" in this day in age.

darkblood626 about a week ago WEEK AGO *dances* ( i know its old...but still)

lewrl1 It was released a week ago. Fuck you.

***** very kind

***** I don't go on the escapist website, so I wasn't aware that these are released two weeks late on youtube. Thanks for being considerate of other people, and fuck you too.

abloogywoogywoo I think what was shocking was the piss poor quality of that game & its graphics, seriously what is Nintendo been doing for the last 2 years, its not like they have had any real good games aside from like super smash bro 8 or whatever.

Zachary Erickson platform games still have a lot of value look at all successful indie ganes most are platform side scroller games, and metroid has so much nostalgic advantage no one would even complain if it released for the 3DS

Agreed like… isn’t that how VR works nowadays? Idk

Toxic Whiteout I'm with you on that. Totally hyped for Fallout 4. In regards to the crafting system, they did bring up a good point that Fallout's story and lore has always been about rebuilding society, so being able to build your own settlements is a logical step forward. That said, I'm most excited for weapon crafting and having more choices to customize my weapons.

chill dude

So you think that the game will have a central focus, despite being a game where the player can do anything?

Krebons1200 Obviously, yes. Fallout has always been like that. It's an open world game with a main storyline. I don't understand why anyone is questioning whether or not it would have a central focus, lmao. Fallout games always have a main storyline.

Toxic Whiteout They do, this is true. The criticism by Yahtzee, is that there is no main focus. I remember my first time playing New Vegas, for example, when I saw Benny again, I'd completely forgotten by then who he was, that he shot me, that I was a courier, and that my whole mission was to go and kill the dude.

Brooks Portal and pschonauts are his favorite but for the most part he likes good games like far cry and shadow of mordor.

Marcel Rows i think he also likes Spec ops the line but the yahtzee is a unusual beast

xET3RNALx xEVOx True that man

He really likes the Theif games. Though, he still hates the reboot Theif game with a venomous passion.

Marcel Rows Also Silent Hill 2, Half Life, Shadow of the Colossus, Just Cause 2 etc. In the full ending of this video, which can only be seen on the Escapist website, (which sucks but whatever) Yahtzee said he was very excited for the upcoming Just Cause 3.

And also the backwards compatibility with Xbox 360 games they said that they are going to have 100 games by fall so obviously wasn't paying attention

Salvatration Halex well how many of those 2000 are any good? Maybe 400? So yeah. And it's a better effort been sony. They just want you to pay 60 dallars for last gen games with slightly shinyer paint.

Joseph Tafoya Dude, Yatzee is right. There are about 2000 games out there, and it's only your own opinion that there are only about 400 good ones. For all we know they could skip the good ones and open up the really shit ones you hate to be compatible. Putting a small limit on backwards capability is just stupid.

I'm surprised he didn't talk about the stupid Mass Effect-styled dialogue wheel. In a game about character freedom, as the people at Bethesda say it is, it seems rather ridiculous that they would limit your dialogue options to four-per-branch when conversing with NPCs.

Zedek Not really, he was spot on. "LOOK, A FALLOUT GAME! WE DID STUFF WITH IT!"

I see you weren't around for 2013.

I probably was. But I've forgotten about it haha

Daryl Miller How did you forget the E3 filled with all the crap about the PS4 and XO at launch

Where were you for 2009?

CletustheYokel7396 Lol...

I was expecting a first, but that works too!

***** You say that, but apparently you've never seen any of the times where something is announced and no one claps, cheers or anything. It sounds to me like you're taking small sample and extrapolating that into the entire thing.

Edison Trent But, would they continue announcing pre-order opportunities or keep making cinematography trailers if those people weren't eating it up?

***** Yes. Humans are stupid, as a general rule. There are exceptions, but not enough to base an argument off of in this case. "Pre-order opportunities" and "cinegraphic trailers" have been very specifically insulted and made fun of in most of the gaming/E3 talk circles I've visited, such as the gaming section on Memebase, Roosterteeth's The Know and The Patch, Spacebattles forums, LoadingReadyRun's Checkpoints, and a few "E3 discussion" Twitch streams.

Edison Trent Yea I'm not trying to cast the blame on everyone in the audience, but you gotta say that most of them are behind pushing that hype train and only when they notice their friends see the bullshit do they agree with you haha. Maybe I'm just cynical and see only the bad in general public.

***** Well, the important thing to remember is people in the audience at E3 stuff paid to be there, so you already know that they are very likely (I'd give it a 80%) to be fanboys/girls