EGG DROP - Alex Ernst vs William Osman 

Dallas Jackson I thought the same thing

He kicks them

@@St0rm_C was gonna comment this

And is friends with some guy that vlogs his friends and post them on a social media sight called "RU-vid". But of course, he's not.

Dem, ur right, everytime I c him I c his legs killing the innocent white tables

You mean just a male in their early 20s

r/rareinsults

Vipera an insult to who ?

Oof

MrUtuber2012 haha im legit dying soooo trueee

i just googled it, it actually means serious

DAS IST SEHR LUSTIG!

@@kayjersch4959 nein, ich empfinde dies als unwitzig und lächerlich.

@@whiteside5234 they even showed a screenshot of google translator

German humor is no laughing matter

PROPAGANDA

Doyoumine Come on dude, this isn’t the kind of the thing you should be advertising here.

Call Me Mecha why?

I mean its pretty shitty jokes..

Holy shit, your profile pic

The best part was the first and middle name being said ahaha "William Matthew stop it!"

she also uses his middle name which i find hilarious

When the earth is flat

I'm sure it's gonna happen

when the devil dies for his sins

When people stops asking for this.

@@krix Well, as of typing this, the comment above you has 666 likes, so there's a chance!

Oh he in trouble trouble

Caught him!

She used her teacher voice!

She's such a shrill harpy willy deserves better

unrelated but I have the same middle name

Same here. How the heck do dogs do that?

We all would die for Wallace

Cloud Titties I wouldn’t die for a dog

@@thelocalwitch2405 will*

@@Dipvide would** it’s okay we all make typos sometimes

lol thats legit 90 percent of dictionary definitions shook the state of being shoken

For all we knew, he could have meant a zone where stuff is crumpled.

William *OsMOM*

William matthew but same thing

That's a non-fatal terminal velocity for ya

Cursed

That was why I was laughing my ass off

Lol my thoughts exactly 🤣

So... Soylent Yellow is poultry?

@@Lossanaght ... what?

Maybe 5 maybe 3

I have searched for this comment for many years, traveled tomany far countries, across deserts and oceans, led many lives, but found what I was looking for in the end. thank you sir, you have truly made me L O L

@@sergiboyakjon277 we got a poet over here

😖😖😖wonder what he was doing with that cantaloupe!!

help i don't get it

@@rhetts8466 Cantalope Fleshlight

me in university

Alchoholsim

holy shit, that's an idea

I USED THE EGGS TO SAVE THE EGGS

LOVE ALEX!!

not so sure about dollar tree mayo. who knows whats in there

@@zachkos9382 that's terrifying

Alex is Bo's himbo version confirmed

such a good roast holy shit

@@denied7616 himBo Burnham

Kountless lmaoooo

If the FBI uses clup, no questions

333th like lol

*ᴄ ʟ ᴜ ᴘ*

FBI didn’t you compete against SKEPPY to out donate him to BBH...

So true. Every episode I'm screaming "put something on the bottom of the device!" lol

With him pouring beer in the top, he actually did the opposite

Also he keeps adding sealed liquids! Liquids are incompressible, William! When a liquid changes velocity suddenly, it transfers all its kinetic energy into the solids it's in contact with!

And he still beat the Navy :)

That not how the physics works. Unless there's a lot of air resistance, a little bit of rotation can make a bottom heavy object fall in any direction. A weighed bottom makes it easier to hold level when you let go, so you might not add as much rotation. Some objects (like weighted dice) will often land on one side because it's more likely to tip over to that side when it falls on an edge, but tall cylinders like William's are way more likely to land flat, so it doesn't make a big difference.

You add it to the basket as a tentative purchase and the absent mindedly pay for it since you forgot you weren't sure about buying it.

missclick

It happens time to time lmao

I’ve seen accidental watermelon births

And a coconut

Burning house in the background

And michael reeves occasionaly in the background

homeless: part two, in theaters near you

Thefdjurt more houses on fire in the background

I thought it was Mr. Beast but with less sleep deprivation

No Bo's last name actually means someone who is bad at cooking processed pork slices

Bo Schinkenbrenner

Bo burnham is the best

i’m glad i’m not the only one who felt Intense Bo Energy

I think that might've been the one that got them evicted

SwimmingInSunlight that’s the final anime clash

Michael probably build some $3 weapon of mass destruction

@@FensBRL he'll spend 1 minute programming whatever horrible thing he made into a drone that will land safely.

@@FensBRL The established rules don't ban focusing on attacking your opponent's egg, a grave oversight

Hunter Adkins R.I.P laser cutter

Hunter Adkins dang bro

oof

OMEGALUL

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Brutace fo life The logic seems pretty solid though. Glasses, beer.. yep that’s eyesight and alcohol.. every grown person needs that.

@@KarryKarryKarry 1: the joke is that alcohol disrupts the brain so you don't think as well. 2: not every grown person needs alcohol, that's just your excuse. 3: if it was for the logic, he could've used cheaper canned products and bought compressible material for the crumple zone.

I was hunting to see if anyone else had made that comment and if not I was gonna make it lmao

r/whoosh... can someone explain why it's funny?

@@sucrose (hand to forehead)

@@brookekathryn1980 or not? I heard him say it in the video, but it wasn't funny. Just curious why you thought so. If you cant explain, then don't, but telling everyone about your facepalm isn't cool.

@@sucrose I'm just going to let you this no about this one for a little bit.

You can open the description and it will tell you lol

The Mickey Squad How dare you call Alex Ernst a random guy. Clearly you are not a man of culture. Alex is currently creating the greatest movie of all time.

PaiiN65 still sounds like some guy

What do you think are in the Military lol its def not the ones going to college . Would be a waste.

HEY!!! next time hit us with a spoiler warning 😤

Spoiler

Who said he HAD to be in a david dobrik video

TongueTwister it’s a joke

Purchases 200 bouncy castles

sup duchi

they be married

Fuck Nugget caretaker is caretaker

@@Blackguardl it's a joke based on how he is a big baby, and she like "takes care of him" making sure he doesnt die and what not

They are married

pound shops normally work by buying overstock from other shops or buying unsold stock from closing shops. So an import place probably got shuttered nearby

@@archimedes157 Ah that makes sense, thanks

And it’s actually delicious when ice cold. Especially when eating korean BBQ. But it has to be very cold.

Fully Spooled yeah like every beer, warm beer is never very good

@@FullySpooled If a beer has to be so cold to not taste, then it's not "good".

Chad Michael Reeves

Micheal Reeves

Do I look like Michael Rive?

He looks like Tom Cruise

Michael Rivera

No effort content

Lol

“You tried” content

Anton Gureev 😳

Dark Lord Michael not Micheal

Yes

PLEASE GET VSAUCE FOR EGG DROP WILLIAM. I KNOW U DONT DO RU-vid ANYMORE BUT IF U MADE A COMEBACK WITH THAT, IT WOULD BE ICONIC. I LOVE U

LOL YES!!

eggs crack from a centimeter, not just an ich, just have it ON the ground

@@wildmoose3979 Eggs do not crack from a centimeter. Obviously it depends on the surface that you're dropping it on though, but unless you're dropping it onto a sharp point I do not believe the egg will crack from a centimeter.

or some string, this is big brain shit

Milaan Dahiya now that’s big brain

Toopel Yeah that’s not it though.

mikkel thybo just a joke

Smashing a moldy coconut on the counter

That's Alex alright lol

That’s too true

Fit as well 😁

These comments are P R O P A G A N D A

Haha ya that's Alex

This is the greatest discovery since dirt.

SugarGoMrat what’s dirt?

Dmitriy Peshko oh sit, you’re right, I must be delusional

God what a great middle name am i right guys

matthew young No, you aren’t right.

Im not going to bother confirming this. Its now a fact.

I don't even want to confirm

Cass is better tho.

Hite and Cass are the big two brands. Like Bud and Miller and Coors here.

I tried it on a plane from Korea and it's ok. Tastes like watered down alcohol.

George Skyrme nice English lol. And now you feel stupid and there’s a 50% chance that you will edit the comment because you feel stupid.

@@ipraku A. Who the fuck starts a sentence with and. B. you'll*. C. Hypocrite

NO

maybe

@@ipraku u funny dead meme teen. Oyeyeye? F k off with this shitty old meme kiddo

And here's me thinking Americans pronounced it 'laundrymat'. ;)

Cant get enough ad revenue* I still fully support tho

TheHairyBeastie your comment is legendary

I hadn't noticed the name, saw your comment and scrolled back hoping the name of the beer was what I hoped it was. I was not disappointed.

Hites?

@@moka8267 Shite

GannJerrod imagine the noise of it was open

Jar would've broke

@@piguu7226 Maybe if it is a plastic jar, it would survive

A *plastic* jar.

Definitely

Ashly Lynne I cant tell if this is a joke or not

@@friedriceboys9098 unless I don't know something it's not really supposed to be.

Ashly Lynne well how are they weird?

@@friedriceboys9098 it's s really long story, so for one David tried to get his friend jason to hook David up with then 19 year old tana. She kept saying no and David looked a creep trying to make it happen and constantly asking her to fo it. David said “If you can get Tana Mongeau to have a threeway with me and Trisha, I’ll buy you a Ferrari,” 24-year-old Brandon is dating a 17-year-old girl meet her when she was 16 and whenever someone leaves a comment about it it gets deleted. Dom got in trouble with talking to girls from vidcon and now has to Id girls and something like that is clearly serious but they turn it into a big joke. Jeff of the had a warrant for his arrest for selling cocaine and weed when he was younger, instead of taking it seriously they of course made into a joke knowingly that that their fans are 16 and under. David pushes people a lot and you can see it, especially when it has to do with stunts. Is of course people don't last very long and there's a hive mentality when someone gets "excommunicated" from the group. it's like they're not allowed to talk to that person anymore and it's kind crazy sounding. There's a lot more stuff but this was the most that I remember without writing you a text book of info.

Ashly Lynne I assume ur probably a fan of Trisha. David does some pretty bad things when fishing for content I won’t lie. If you don’t believe what Brandon and his gf came out and said then that sucks I guess. Heath and Scott and Zane weren’t mentioned. Also, joking about tragedy is a common defense mechanism. Also it’s in the past and I would say bringing that up is not grounds for calling him a weirdo. Kind of a blanket statement

damn if only a william osman 2 exists