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They're quick! They're microwaves! They're wraps! ...Hang on, they're not microwaves.
Fresh from Aldi, it's some stuff you can ram in a microwave and eat shortly after. Is it edible? Yes! Is it healthy? No! Is it tasty? Not really!

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@davidfirth
@davidfirth 6 лет назад
A well-deserved shout-out to "Wide Lee". He's a big lad but with a heart of gold.
@kermankaan1343
@kermankaan1343 6 лет назад
"Big lad"
@Rot_Soft
@Rot_Soft 6 лет назад
Rest in peace Wide Lee. Gone but not forgotten.
@Alex-zf9il
@Alex-zf9il 6 лет назад
Oh damn it’s the creator of salad fingers
@genegene5953
@genegene5953 6 лет назад
I love your work 🥗 💓
@staticfanatic
@staticfanatic 6 лет назад
hi devd!
@dudebro5212
@dudebro5212 6 лет назад
"You can't call it a meatball if it's not a ball of meat" Yeah but "Hot Italian Meat Log" doesn't sound particularly appetizing
@fallensparrow6402
@fallensparrow6402 6 лет назад
Dude Bro that sounds like part of a porn video's name. "Slut rides hot italian meat log"
@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fallen Sparrow stop plz
@drewsmith3673
@drewsmith3673 6 лет назад
Speak for yourself.
@StandardGoose
@StandardGoose 6 лет назад
I can confirm that the meatball log is not the norm. I've eaten them more than once, on purpose.
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 6 лет назад
@@BillyBob-vi7fq they choose an abusive Mario???? WHO hits donkey Kong with a whip.....while his CHILD watches? That Mario??? (Watch mattpats theory you'll understand better lol)
@vapecatgaming476
@vapecatgaming476 4 года назад
I love how genuinely upset Ashens sounded when he found it was a sausage rather than meat balls.
@aerodrift891
@aerodrift891 3 года назад
change your profile picture
@vapecatgaming476
@vapecatgaming476 3 года назад
@@aerodrift891 to what? , I'm gonna give you all the creative power
@aerodrift891
@aerodrift891 3 года назад
@@vapecatgaming476 idk
@vapecatgaming476
@vapecatgaming476 3 года назад
@@aerodrift891 bruh...
@aerodrift891
@aerodrift891 3 года назад
i just hate seeing people with the pfp just keep it im autistic as shit ngl
@davidlathrop9360
@davidlathrop9360 6 лет назад
It sometimes feels like the unstated rule of food production is "food for the poor shall not have flavor, or that flavor shall be salt."
@vicroc4
@vicroc4 2 года назад
It's really kind of an... as-salt
@iggykidd
@iggykidd 2 года назад
ironically, instant foods aren't really that cheap in price, either. And you're forgetting the other flavor, deathly sweet
@lionguardant5468
@lionguardant5468 Год назад
sugar and salt are the cheapest way to make these things last as long as they do, so
@hamzasultan96
@hamzasultan96 Год назад
I'm sorry but this is for the lazy more than it is for the poor.
@iggykidd
@iggykidd Год назад
@@hamzasultan96 correct, foods like this or McDonald's are not actually cheap, they're just convenient
@bigzoop3890
@bigzoop3890 4 года назад
there was a guy at my sixth form that literally ate these and only these for lunch every day for two whole years. He bought them in bulk and a whole shelf of the common room fridge was just filled to the brim with quicksters microwave wraps, he also once flipped his absolute shit because someone used the microwave before him and he said he had to go first because otherwise 'it would compromise the flavour of my wrap'
@SardonicCrows
@SardonicCrows 4 года назад
DO NOT COMPROMISE THE WRAP
@danielholoweckyj9098
@danielholoweckyj9098 4 года назад
Sounds like he wasn't 'all there'.
@bigzoop3890
@bigzoop3890 4 года назад
Daniel Holoweckyj no joke, he’s currently serving a sentence for white supremacy related charges so I’m not surprised.
@SardonicCrows
@SardonicCrows 4 года назад
@@bigzoop3890 The Microwave Wrap to White Supremacy Pipeline
@jinzo1171
@jinzo1171 4 года назад
Big Zoop it’s always interesting how these dysgenic and socially outcast men think white supremacy is for them, like, didn’t the nazis hate retards?
@hugobromme1428
@hugobromme1428 6 лет назад
"Not really feeling that sausage." Ashens - 2018
@mightydegu
@mightydegu 6 лет назад
Hugo Brömme words to live by.
@blob1190
@blob1190 6 лет назад
Hugo Brömme 'Do I really want to put all this in my mouth? The answer is no but I'm bloody going to' Ashens - 2018
@CeeCeeismadYT
@CeeCeeismadYT 6 лет назад
This video is full of the greatest Ashens quotes 😂
@lajoswinkler
@lajoswinkler 6 лет назад
Obviously inspired by Wide Lee.
@beth3667
@beth3667 6 лет назад
“Hmm, look at that anaemic sausage”
@gtfafm1036
@gtfafm1036 6 лет назад
That meatball reveal couldn't have been any more perfect. "It's literally just a sausage."
@Consural
@Consural 6 лет назад
_"If you are very hungry, it would stop you being hungry."_ - Stuart "ashens" Ashen, while reviewing some food, 2018.
@Anal0Avenger
@Anal0Avenger 6 лет назад
Surely you meant "food"
@VortexKiller2
@VortexKiller2 3 года назад
Ah yes the floor is made out of floor
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад
"Damn I'm hungry, I could eat anything" sees the microwave wrap "on second thought, maybe I'm not _that_ hungry..."
@samfrisby6135
@samfrisby6135 6 лет назад
Here lies Stuart ‘Ashens’ Ashen (2092-2018) “Not really feeling that sausage”
@c4715
@c4715 6 лет назад
1992 surely
@samfrisby6135
@samfrisby6135 6 лет назад
Oh no no, he is from the future of course.
@kauekairony990
@kauekairony990 5 лет назад
Ashens "Stuart" Ashen*
@bigal640
@bigal640 4 года назад
@@kauekairony990 *Brother Ash Ashens
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 4 года назад
December 1976
@pyrolick2
@pyrolick2 6 лет назад
The warning label on the back of the box warning about "Every effort to remove bones has been made," was great.
@iggykidd
@iggykidd 2 года назад
well, what more could we really ask of them
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 11 месяцев назад
We did what we could
@sirwoollyjumper4893
@sirwoollyjumper4893 6 лет назад
Ahh the famous insanely fast Aldi UK cashiers. The only people faster than a Formula 1 pit crew. Which makes me wish that Aldi will sponsor a team for F1, imagine how fast the pitstops would be!
@lucian1311_
@lucian1311_ 4 года назад
They're not allowed to lest they break the fabric of reality with their speed
@justmijosh
@justmijosh 4 года назад
It’s the same for my local Aldi in the US lol
@DomenBremecXCVI
@DomenBremecXCVI 4 года назад
It's the same with Aldis (named Hofer here, but it's just a naming thing) in Slovenia...
@ZTanMURReneRs
@ZTanMURReneRs 4 года назад
Don't really have this experience with Aldi in the Netherlands(or I haven't noticed) but then we have the other Aldi so maybe it's that.
@thecatpersonuk9962
@thecatpersonuk9962 4 года назад
Breaking news wheel lug nuts kill f1 fans as Aldi cashiers are used as pit crew
@escapist83
@escapist83 6 лет назад
"Look at how anemic that sausage is.." So.. should I put my pants back on now?
@5erase
@5erase 4 года назад
lmfao
@ajaxlewis7664
@ajaxlewis7664 4 года назад
Taste test first...
@hannahridgeway5373
@hannahridgeway5373 4 года назад
Oh god 😂
@kevinhaggerty8144
@kevinhaggerty8144 4 года назад
Watching ashens would be the hardest wank.
@dotsyt7765
@dotsyt7765 4 года назад
Oh god xD
@guyfawkes9951
@guyfawkes9951 6 лет назад
Aldi is actually a German company. The stores are also spreading across the US as well. There are actually two Aldi companies. Aldi Nord and Aldi Süd operated by two brothers. Aldi Süd is known in the states as "Aldi". Aldi Nord is known in the states as "Trader Joe's". The more you know...
@randomtinypotatocried
@randomtinypotatocried 6 лет назад
I didn't realize that with Trader Joe's
@therealtheauthenticjotarok1585
Same here
@Ocaljr
@Ocaljr 6 лет назад
Trader Joe's tastes like Norwegian Death
@Zakkday
@Zakkday 6 лет назад
Woah, vastly different places.
@ryanbarker5217
@ryanbarker5217 6 лет назад
when i first found out about trader joe's i was surprised. anyway, there's one aldi close to me which i shop now and then, one a bit further, but it's bigger and has a few different things. good produce and the prices are reasonable. generally, though you've never heard of the brands, it's pretty decent quality. just take your own bags or use their boxes, it's like sam's club like that.
@nobel11
@nobel11 6 лет назад
That meatball sausage looks like it was prepared by Chef Excrements.
@AlisonBryen
@AlisonBryen 6 лет назад
Walter Hunt An excellent comment
@Charles-jj2su
@Charles-jj2su 5 лет назад
This made me laugh 😆
@Georgey0121
@Georgey0121 5 лет назад
fagin wouldn't eat this
@Around_blax_dont_relax
@Around_blax_dont_relax 3 года назад
@@AlisonBryen excrement comment*
@AlisonBryen
@AlisonBryen 3 года назад
@@Around_blax_dont_relax Touché *bows in reverence*
@s70rk
@s70rk 6 лет назад
Flashback shot: Ashens eating his grandmothers wallpaper in the 70s
@thecatpersonuk9962
@thecatpersonuk9962 4 года назад
Mmm.p lead
@koholos
@koholos 3 года назад
@@thecatpersonuk9962 delicious wall candy.
@Calithesilly
@Calithesilly 6 лет назад
*"Not really feeling that sausage."* Briefly, Ashens' life flashed before his eyes. Just what sausage had he been able to truly *feel?*
@lovepooky
@lovepooky 6 лет назад
His own
@fduranthesee
@fduranthesee 6 лет назад
Ha! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
@jesselopez5708
@jesselopez5708 6 лет назад
Succ
@Ella-ki9kq
@Ella-ki9kq 6 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@Sakovri
@Sakovri 6 лет назад
Cali, well he did once write a song called "I feel sausages", so.
@ComputerClan
@ComputerClan 6 лет назад
During that meatball microwave a Batman transition, I got a mid-roll ad for Olive Garden meatballs. Well done, Google.
@IanC14
@IanC14 6 лет назад
Dude you watch Ashens too?
@Niagaranobs
@Niagaranobs 3 года назад
Dude you watch ashens too?
@ComputerClan
@ComputerClan 3 года назад
@Shiba Nita Dude you watch Ashens, too? Oh, wait…
@sweetdude1298
@sweetdude1298 3 года назад
No you didn't, you're just saying that for the comedic effect
@lostglaceon9274
@lostglaceon9274 3 года назад
@@sweetdude1298 Two years ago, and probably in a different place of the world than you. Understand that RU-vid's algorithm and current ads change _constantly_, which is why you probably didn't see that ad.
@trashcompactorYT
@trashcompactorYT 4 года назад
We have tons of Aldi here in the US. There’s no music so you just hear feet squeaking and people coughing
@Doncornuto
@Doncornuto 4 года назад
You know, I'm german and so is Aldi. And yet I never noticed that Aldi doesn't play music O_o
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 4 года назад
I've never been in one but now im arguing with myself about it.
@cameronyoungcg9270
@cameronyoungcg9270 4 года назад
@@Doncornuto I've never noticed it either actually.
@garyk1334
@garyk1334 3 года назад
Don't play music in the UK but ashens is right about the cashiers , their hands do move 15x light speed
@sssj806
@sssj806 3 года назад
@@iixxxii7xxxii582 ASDA used to play music, do they not anymore?
@Aquab0t
@Aquab0t 5 лет назад
For some reason I watch this particular episode all the friggin time
@nowisee8309
@nowisee8309 5 лет назад
same
@theshankman8682
@theshankman8682 4 года назад
@@nowisee8309 why do I keep coming back
@Remls
@Remls 4 года назад
Welcome back
@toogaytolift9176
@toogaytolift9176 4 года назад
I honestly dont know why
@Niagaranobs
@Niagaranobs 3 года назад
Same.
@BrainScratchComms
@BrainScratchComms 6 лет назад
Aldi exists in the U.S. too, I've driven past a few here and there. The only thing I really know about them is that they're one of the two and a half companies in the U.S. that isn't neurotic about employees "looking lazy" and will actually let cashiers sit down while doing their jobs for which being on their feet should not be required. Which every company should do, but like I say... Americans are neurotic about employees "looking lazy." - Lewis
@Japanlover79
@Japanlover79 5 лет назад
As a retail worker I agree
@ovaltineforlife4778
@ovaltineforlife4778 5 лет назад
It's actually safer to sit, too.
@CeePritch
@CeePritch 5 лет назад
Funniest thing is now in the UK people practically avoid having to go to a checkout with a person now. Most like myself prefer to go to the self scan and tap our phone/card to pay and leave.
@frowlinian8175
@frowlinian8175 5 лет назад
@@CeePritch idk how aldi's specifically are in the UK but in the US those people have mastered the art form of scanning items... it's seriously a joy just to see how fast they go through 20 million items in half a femtosecond, not even sure any around me even have self checkout, neither of my regular ones do atleast and I can just imagine those lines judging from how slow people are at them in Walmart. But imo they more than make up for their "lazy" factor by working quadruple time... I seriously cant get over just how fast they are... I know it's a simple thing but still...
@billmilligan1705
@billmilligan1705 5 лет назад
Unfortunately it's a part of retail life in the UK too. My current employer follows the American practice of cancelling holidays at 4hrs notice, getting you to work two shifts for free on your holiday and doesn't pay redundancies just hits employees with disciplinaries until they can legitimately fire them or fire for not being flexible enough. Such is retail life in the UK
@FuzzyNinjaful
@FuzzyNinjaful 6 лет назад
"That's a very anemic sausage." -Ashens and my girlfriend
@victorgigante5374
@victorgigante5374 6 лет назад
"Italian-style sauce." As in, it may have been somewhere in the same post code as an Italian at some point.
@thecatpersonuk9962
@thecatpersonuk9962 4 года назад
He was adding the ‘special sauce’
@Hijiri_MIRACHION
@Hijiri_MIRACHION 3 года назад
@@thecatpersonuk9962 Or "Vinesauce", if you get that reference,
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 года назад
More like italian style as in, someone who has a single great grandparent from Italy has looked at it once from a distance.
@zoura_3025
@zoura_3025 8 месяцев назад
It flew over Italy during the import.
@FoodReviewUK
@FoodReviewUK 6 лет назад
Love Aldi. Decent food, great prices, free Krypton Factor session at the end when you try to pack the bags as they throw pineapples and melons at you. (My choice to only buy pineapples and melons, but still....).
@RileyCol
@RileyCol 6 лет назад
KNOPPERS
@kopuz.co.uk.
@kopuz.co.uk. 6 лет назад
yeah but when aldi is packed and they only have one or two people working the tills....
@oyaworks
@oyaworks 6 лет назад
agree hugely.
@Cheesehead302
@Cheesehead302 6 лет назад
Yeah, all though most of their fruit is almost always going bad or about to go bad.
@lunaticpone
@lunaticpone 6 лет назад
There is an Aldi over here in the United States. Only 15 minutes from where I live.
@prathampatel6670
@prathampatel6670 6 лет назад
The logo looks like it should be a battery company
@Wren6991
@Wren6991 5 лет назад
A salt and battery company?
@sirtanon1
@sirtanon1 5 лет назад
Shut up and give me a pudding pop
@stitcha123
@stitcha123 5 лет назад
You should be charged for amaking a shit joke like that
@M364A
@M364A 4 года назад
oh yeah I want the logo in a battery company
@ChevyCamaroIsBetter
@ChevyCamaroIsBetter 4 года назад
From the 80s
@Graylord88
@Graylord88 6 лет назад
"Warning, although every effort has been done to remove bone, some small bones may remain." Have you really made every effort then?
@IanC14
@IanC14 5 лет назад
It's one of those lawyer advised warnings, just in case
@kasandraannmarie751
@kasandraannmarie751 4 года назад
That’s not reassuring
@SixArmedSweater
@SixArmedSweater 4 года назад
@@kasandraannmarie751 Sometimes I get tiny bits of bone in my chicken.
@150booyadragon
@150booyadragon 4 года назад
@@kasandraannmarie751 it's the same reason Americans need to put "caution hot" on fresh orders of coffee
@RuRaynor
@RuRaynor 4 года назад
@@150booyadragon that's because an old lady got really badly scalded by coffee that was being served ridiculously hot. She had 3rd degree burns all over her lap and her skin fused to her wheelchair. McDonald's dragged her name through the mud and made people think she was a moron.
@haich_9085
@haich_9085 6 лет назад
This brings back traumatic memories of the Pizetta pizza snack.
@concentratedcringe
@concentratedcringe 6 лет назад
I watched this on an empty stomach, so those wraps actually look appetising. Send help.
@tirsden
@tirsden 6 лет назад
I watched it while eating scrambled eggs and tuna, the tuna being a brand I hadn't tried until recently and is bizarrely bland for canned tuna... almost no taste whatsoever. So, fitting for this viewing.
@markpenrice6253
@markpenrice6253 6 лет назад
Yeah, I'm sat on a bed in A&E, have been here since 8.30, haven't eaten since noon... Basically watching this in lieu of eating.
@iamdb1990
@iamdb1990 6 лет назад
my brother works in Aldi (he's actually working right now in fact, yes, 2.16am uk time) not much else to say... he just does lol
@dustycrustyhomelessman1648
@dustycrustyhomelessman1648 6 лет назад
iamdb1990 good to know
@mohammadrashed7804
@mohammadrashed7804 6 лет назад
iamdb1990 bruh
@callumsparrow4379
@callumsparrow4379 6 лет назад
iamdb1990 Cool story, mate.
@GaiusIuliusCaesar1
@GaiusIuliusCaesar1 6 лет назад
I have some people try to encourage me to work for Aldi here in the US, but there is like only employee there at a time is seams, and that would drive me crazy
@ihatemyjobman
@ihatemyjobman 6 лет назад
what a roller coaster
@iluvsye4857
@iluvsye4857 5 лет назад
The fact his plates were still clean when he cut the food
@naxzed_it
@naxzed_it 5 лет назад
When you're eating it on a plane and realising it: The food is plastic! Terrorist voice: We were feeding you plastic wraps so you were distracted. The IED is ready. *Nokia Arabic Ringtone plays*
@Phoebe5448
@Phoebe5448 5 лет назад
Sorcery!! ... or should that be... Sauce-ery?? *rimshot*
@hollysterland
@hollysterland 6 лет назад
Personally, the sausage and bean quickster is my favourite. I've tried all 4, and they're definitely good if you're in a rush as I usually am, a good warm morning snack in all honesty. Love your review though Ashens, the first one where I've actually had something you've reviewed hahaha
@Controlc
@Controlc 5 лет назад
Holly Sterland I’m surprise I’ve never actually seen anybody buy any quicksters things, the shelves are always full of them 😂
@SpockLover27
@SpockLover27 5 лет назад
But to be fair, you could just cook up some meat (seasoned) and make pre made wraps in tortillas. Would taste a lot better.
@bradleymchugh6952
@bradleymchugh6952 5 лет назад
@@SpockLover27 As a chef I appreciate this comment.
@SpockLover27
@SpockLover27 5 лет назад
@@bradleymchugh6952 I may not be a chief but I'm highly sensitive to a lot of foods, and processed, pre-packaged meals is a big one. It's just so much better for health and taste to put in a lil extra effort~
@mcthuggin9803
@mcthuggin9803 5 лет назад
@@SpockLover27 eh,
@HighTen_Melanie
@HighTen_Melanie 6 лет назад
_”...And probably 7% anuses”_ - Dr Stuart Ashen 2018
@o0julek0o
@o0julek0o 6 лет назад
☀️ Sunny Days ☀️ you could stick that quote on anything, really.
@markpenrice6253
@markpenrice6253 6 лет назад
The anuses are the best part, they really help bring out the flavour of the eyelids.
@bonzaihb3432
@bonzaihb3432 6 лет назад
YMMD xD @Mark btw, they always told me it was eyelids and foreskins, I feel tricked now...
@markpenrice6253
@markpenrice6253 6 лет назад
You only get foreskins in the M&S and Waitrose sausages. Everyone else has to make do with anuses. Simple matter of number and size...
@haida.pie00
@haida.pie00 6 лет назад
Mark Penrice 😂😂😂
@franzeroque1999
@franzeroque1999 6 лет назад
I've been watching your content for around 10 years now, and it is still the content I want to see
@ikryytt919
@ikryytt919 6 лет назад
Franze You joined RU-vid in 2012.
@franzeroque1999
@franzeroque1999 6 лет назад
Ikr Yytt this is my 3rd channel
@JimmyBarnesYT
@JimmyBarnesYT 6 лет назад
What a touching anecdote.
@gernwind9262
@gernwind9262 6 лет назад
Did you call it "content" then?
@sniffadoghq
@sniffadoghq 4 года назад
You know your single and loveless when you settle in for Ashen videos at 3:27am 😂
@yumminator
@yumminator 3 года назад
I felt this
@crimsonemperor2219
@crimsonemperor2219 Год назад
Brutal
@TheLionsDenz
@TheLionsDenz 6 лет назад
This really got me hungry for microwavable wraps for some reason.
@jerryskeepero
@jerryskeepero 6 лет назад
“You can’t call it a meat ball unless it is a ball of meat!” Can’t argue with you there mate
@harmsc12
@harmsc12 6 лет назад
Aldi is also in the United States, and yes, the cashiers are faster than Goku.
@HypotheticalPizza
@HypotheticalPizza 6 лет назад
Harmsy where in the US? I've lived in the Northeast and the southeast and I've never seen one
@KyleSupremeo
@KyleSupremeo 6 лет назад
HypotheticalPizza someone earlier in the comments said there is one in New Jersey. I have a few near me in Michigan but they are both fairly new
@harmsc12
@harmsc12 6 лет назад
They're in the Midwest. Iowa and Nebraska for sure. I don't know where else.
@xXAliceOfTheRoseXx
@xXAliceOfTheRoseXx 6 лет назад
HypotheticalPizza there are some in Texas as well
@JohnDoe-nf7up
@JohnDoe-nf7up 6 лет назад
HypotheticalPizza there's one in Easley SC
@ellenmadden8343
@ellenmadden8343 6 лет назад
So clearly Mike Jeavons should do a week on these now.
@maxscardanelli6185
@maxscardanelli6185 6 лет назад
Ellen Madden I second this.
@Overhazard
@Overhazard 6 лет назад
I visited an Aldi here in the United States for the first time a few weeks ago. It was also the first time I had ever seen a cashier sitting down, which is actually quite nice for them. I do wonder how long they'll last in this area (they had just recently showed up a few years ago in my neck of the desert and are very, very scattered), considering the insistence by most American shoppers that all employees are standing up at all times. I'll definitely be back. I didn't get much there as I just wanted to visit, but I got a chocolate bar and liked it enough to want another. This is amusing--the different kinds of these wraps are really American-inspired, with the chicken tikka wrap being the only one that isn't based on a staple American dish. What he described as "Sweet Chilli Chicken" sounds like an attempt at Thai sweet chili sauce, which I'm guessing is pretty poorly executed compared to the genuine thing. (None of these combinations are standard burrito fillings though.) By the way, some sandwiches ARE meant to be heated, then eaten cold. The pepperoni roll is one of them (by which I mean American pepperoni, the sausage). They're everywhere in West Virginia.
@jedimastu
@jedimastu 6 лет назад
Overhazard I live in WV and we do this. Heat up the pepperoni roll to melt the cheese and disperse the flavor of it all, wait till it's cooled off, enjoy.
@mastadonking3816
@mastadonking3816 6 лет назад
Almost heaven, West Virginia...
@chishinrin4901
@chishinrin4901 5 лет назад
I live in Missouri and they are everywhere. I love them
@KOTYAR0
@KOTYAR0 5 лет назад
Huh, thanks for your insight, that was very nice to read, to get your perspective. Boy from Russia here. Is spying on tge employees, checking if they are standing at all times, American thing too?
@chishinrin4901
@chishinrin4901 5 лет назад
@@KOTYAR0 actually at Aldi they sit at a rollie chair
@FlynnJeux
@FlynnJeux 6 лет назад
"Although every effort has been made to remove bones, some bones may remain" In meatballs?
@matthewrobinson2831
@matthewrobinson2831 Год назад
This is either food you eat when you are working and have no other choice or it's that amazing food you eat when you get home drunk after a night out it the morning after when you are very hungover 😂
@tjsynkral
@tjsynkral 6 лет назад
ALDI Employee 1: We don't have any products that look like edible used tampons. ALDI Employee 2: I'M ON IT!!!!
@tehblackarachnid
@tehblackarachnid 6 лет назад
tjsynkral bloody big tampons where you come from?
@manictiger
@manictiger 6 лет назад
Europe has a lot of loose women. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 6 лет назад
@@manictiger 😂😂😂 some women are wide set in Canada we have different sized pads.....I'm sure we'd get different sized tampons to.
@RebusForever
@RebusForever 6 лет назад
The wallpaper my nan had in the 70s had loads of flavor, assuming you count arsenic and lead as flavor, prolly had a bit of asbestos in there for too good measure.
@Jaceblue04
@Jaceblue04 5 лет назад
Death, death, and Mesothelioma are the best flavors.
@FoodReviewUK
@FoodReviewUK 6 лет назад
Yeah, these wraps aren't horrifyingly bad to be fair. I like the microwave foil box unit, that's a cool idea that more things should do.
@zantanzuken
@zantanzuken 6 лет назад
The U.S. have got that down pretty well with stuff like hot pockets.. you can even fold up the cooking packet to have a holder.
@Longlius
@Longlius 6 лет назад
Those things are all over food in the US. Literally every microwavable thing I buy nowadays has one of those foil layers.
@StandardGoose
@StandardGoose 6 лет назад
Chicago Town pizzas used to have a little cardboard tray made of this stuff that you folded in to make a little pizza plinth. Now all you get is a sad disc of stuff (and that's just the pizza *rimshot*)
@WesTheHunter
@WesTheHunter 2 года назад
God I remember these.... They weren't complete shite. I'd have another again.
@SuperEekie64
@SuperEekie64 5 лет назад
My soul smiles every time Ashens says "for local colour"
@ColpoRosso
@ColpoRosso 6 лет назад
Italian meatball wrap: a piadina nobody here in italy will ever eat and so they ship it to unsuspecting countries.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 6 лет назад
How to they say: The "italian" cheese you get outside of italy is the stuff they won't get rid of in italy?
@ovaltineforlife4778
@ovaltineforlife4778 5 лет назад
@@HappyBeezerStudios this is what they say: Tua madre è una mucca e tuo padre non è affatto italiano come pensi.
@lShishkaBerryl
@lShishkaBerryl 6 лет назад
The Adventures of the Anemic Sausage and his companion The Single Bean
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 6 лет назад
Single Bean Wrap featuring Annie McSaussajh
@yadabub
@yadabub 6 лет назад
I think you mean "The Single Bean and his Anemic Sausage."
@ancilodon
@ancilodon 6 лет назад
Anemic Sausage. That's my new band name. If I ever get a band.
@randystabbage4821
@randystabbage4821 4 года назад
Icecream nightmares is mine
@davidbronstein2040
@davidbronstein2040 4 года назад
It has been two years, have you got an epic album for us yet?
@SamFromItalia
@SamFromItalia Год назад
It feels melancholy to go back and watch a video from this era
@christianlynch5507
@christianlynch5507 3 года назад
The font and the color of the packaging makes it look like it came out of an auto parts store.
@OtakuUnitedStudio
@OtakuUnitedStudio 6 лет назад
My favorite new catchphrase is "that's also my new catchphrase."
@yallevereatenbeans2723
@yallevereatenbeans2723 6 лет назад
I eat a lot of these because I’ve given up on my life, they’re really mediocre, like the people who eat them
@LaverniusTucker2410
@LaverniusTucker2410 5 лет назад
Hey man, don't drown yourself like that... cook a meal, 1 meal, any bloody meal a day and you'll start bouncing back a corner. Trust me on this one.
@SpockLover27
@SpockLover27 5 лет назад
Hope life is looking up for you dude.
@compnewz4562
@compnewz4562 5 лет назад
Pote
@filetofish7858
@filetofish7858 4 года назад
Paul Blart Mall Cop Keep ya chin up Mr Blart....The mall owners are counting on you.
@Lewis1995
@Lewis1995 4 года назад
i feel ya
@hotlavatube
@hotlavatube 6 лет назад
Correction: Sausage and bean. Singular.
@pugsterjosh7925
@pugsterjosh7925 6 лет назад
hotlavatube ikr i saw like 1 bean 😂
@Jempai
@Jempai 6 лет назад
hotlavatube just the one
@soulvagabond9655
@soulvagabond9655 6 лет назад
ya know the most deadly gas' are scentless. maybe the most deadly foods are tasteless.
@sebastianlacroix5871
@sebastianlacroix5871 4 года назад
That's the weirdest pluralisation of 'gas' I've ever seen in my life
@biggyblunts5788
@biggyblunts5788 4 года назад
2 years later and I could be entirely wrong. But I'm pretty sure that would mean the gas is in possession of something
@eyeballpaul700
@eyeballpaul700 3 года назад
@@biggyblunts5788 four months later but you're stop on, that or an abbreviation of "Gas is"
@Dazzwidd
@Dazzwidd 3 года назад
@@biggyblunts5788 Or the gas is possessed. Definitely don't breathe that in
@SuperPITSteelers
@SuperPITSteelers 4 года назад
"Because it's (Aldi) a supermarket here in the UK, and probably Germany" And now the US!!
@_Piers_
@_Piers_ 6 лет назад
They're undoubtedly less bad cold...cold food has less flavour, which under normal circumstances would be a bad thing.
@GilbertSyndrome
@GilbertSyndrome 6 лет назад
I can eat the tikka and the sweet chili ones cold without much issue. I don't know whether I truly enjoy them, or am just passing the time, but it is what it is and it fills a hole.
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 6 лет назад
@@GilbertSyndrome honestly i prefer to make my own wraps....WAY better....to know what's in it at least.
@blaineishere3851
@blaineishere3851 6 лет назад
We've got an aldi's store in Kansas, so Kansas can join he club with the Britain and Germany, right?
@jaydendeblieck692
@jaydendeblieck692 6 лет назад
Blaine Hoover no ive been to texas and florida i think its all over america
@jenharper4793
@jenharper4793 6 лет назад
We have Aldi's in Tennessee too.
@TheLobstersoup
@TheLobstersoup 6 лет назад
Declare Kansas a country and join tomorrow! Personally, I'd be cautious. Damn Germans sneaking their sausages into eyetalian meatballs. Very suspicious!
@Rayquazaknight
@Rayquazaknight 6 лет назад
Well aldi is everywhere here in Ireland they are in at least a 30 mins of a household bye car and are just good at selling cheap food at good quality most of the time hints the world wide business
@Hedgeworth
@Hedgeworth 6 лет назад
Yes. Kansas is now officially replacing Britain in the EU. :)
@bardofthe90s57
@bardofthe90s57 6 лет назад
Aldi is also in the US. They're known as essentially the only grocer who actually lets their employees rest and pays them well. Also, the food's pretty good.
@adamwilliams8039
@adamwilliams8039 5 лет назад
You know what really grinds my gears about this sort of food? The fact that you can do better, almost as quickly. Have a sausage dinner one night, fry all the sausages off, save some for the next day. Cut them up, throw them in the beans, cook beans and put them in the wrap. You will IMMEDIATELY have a better meal than the bean and sausage wrap. It's not even more expensive overall as the sausages are basically leftovers, the beans can be too! It's wild.
@dmdragonfly
@dmdragonfly 5 лет назад
"Have you ever observed [...]? That's this wrap, that is." Nice Newman & Baddiel reference.
@aalexjohna
@aalexjohna 6 лет назад
Here in Brentford we don't have smashed avocado.We have small bags with a dogshit in them,found hanging from trees or bushes.They are known locally as 'Polish breakfasts'.
@glarthir3718
@glarthir3718 6 лет назад
Quicksters, the premier food choice for quickscopers
@williamedongesiii541
@williamedongesiii541 6 лет назад
We have ALDI in the US too generally they are pretty good... their store brands are actually usually quite acceptable especially their strudel and chocolate
@sofuzzywuzzy
@sofuzzywuzzy 6 лет назад
It's also a supermarket here in the US. They're trying to make it more of a cheaper version of Whole Foods.
@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FuzzyWuzzy lol I thought the point of eating from Whole Foods was so you could act rich and immediately go bankrupt because you bought an organic cabbage.
@alptigin5438
@alptigin5438 6 лет назад
"A passable product." - Chef Passability
@Caledon91
@Caledon91 6 лет назад
I hope you have a license for those 'deadly weapons' you're eating the food with.
@tomkenning5482
@tomkenning5482 6 лет назад
Well its not the sharpest knife in the world
@splo1nger909
@splo1nger909 6 лет назад
NEW IMPROVED, Now with flavour!
@GoldenHay1
@GoldenHay1 6 лет назад
hehe
@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Flavor*
@typingcat
@typingcat 6 лет назад
The Sloth Come on, really?
@AlyxxTheRat
@AlyxxTheRat 6 лет назад
Take a shot every time he says "anemic".
@dotcotton7685
@dotcotton7685 6 лет назад
Just in hospital with liver failure.
@AlyxxTheRat
@AlyxxTheRat 6 лет назад
You're lucky I didn't say "every time he says 'dearie me'"...
@PLANDerLinde99
@PLANDerLinde99 5 лет назад
I can't. It's turned me anemic
@ethanmu2003
@ethanmu2003 5 лет назад
im not looking to die yet
@andrewmorrice9139
@andrewmorrice9139 4 года назад
I did and I ended up in hospital with anemia.
@ecolone
@ecolone 5 лет назад
2:30 That voice crack, holy heck. Never has a man sounded so nervous over a microwave wrap.
@radiocaster2k
@radiocaster2k 4 года назад
This is the kind of food that you find in the back of the freezer at 2 AM
@alexyoungberg5232
@alexyoungberg5232 3 года назад
*And then pass out before the microwave dings..*
@Metro2033fan21
@Metro2033fan21 6 лет назад
Aldi is also in the U.S.
@AmericanMan961
@AmericanMan961 6 лет назад
that it is, and its just as garbage as the UK ones
@dimitripia5156
@dimitripia5156 6 лет назад
I just so happen to live in a town that has one (took up an old bowling rink) and it sure is something.
@AmericanMan961
@AmericanMan961 6 лет назад
Ishan M i dont know where you live but in the off chance you live in New Jersey there is an Aldis in West Long Branch on highway 36 near Shore Regional High School, on the most likely chance that you dont live in new jersey well now you know where an Aldis is in New Jersey lmao, where i live now in North Carolina they dont even know what it is, im glad they dont lol, although they worship walmarts superstores
@SSBBPOKEFAN
@SSBBPOKEFAN 6 лет назад
I work at a ShopRite (a supermarket chain in the northeast USA) that's up the road from one. Well, I say up the road, but it's all on a highway, so there's that. You'd be surprised how many ShopRite carts find there way to the Aldis' lot. Makes decent psuedo seats to wait for the bus with.
@barbugia123
@barbugia123 6 лет назад
And in Oz too
@Tubbleberry
@Tubbleberry 6 лет назад
"Not really feeling that sausage" Ashens 2018
@Vlad-yo4ph
@Vlad-yo4ph 6 лет назад
Tubbleberry OMEGALOLROFL WTF. Are you 12?
@twocvbloke
@twocvbloke 6 лет назад
That tikka one looked like an exploded nappy that fell on the floor from a great height..............
@FiorinaArtworks
@FiorinaArtworks 6 лет назад
kudos, I thought Ashens had used all the worst possible but accurate descriptions.
@twocvbloke
@twocvbloke 6 лет назад
Thanks, I grew up watching Catchphrase on ITV, an learned the art of "Say what you see" because of it... :P
@markpenrice6253
@markpenrice6253 6 лет назад
Most industrial chicken tikka things have that look to them, including Greggs', especially under blue tinged filming lights. They're not really meant for close examination, just shove it in your face with your eyes shut.
@nicoleonyx9186
@nicoleonyx9186 6 лет назад
If your baby's poo looks like that you should probably cut his food up smaller and give him fewer orange things 😂
@rabbit-exe3606
@rabbit-exe3606 6 лет назад
I thought the title said "Microwave Wasps"
@neyoid
@neyoid 6 лет назад
a good execution for wasps
@Kev-wa10-163
@Kev-wa10-163 5 лет назад
Well your thick then aren't ye
@theboywithathorninhisside.4179
@theboywithathorninhisside.4179 4 года назад
It Did!!!. Wasps are infact the main Ingredient.
@tsg7official
@tsg7official 4 года назад
@@Kev-wa10-163 Shut up John
@justtrash4769
@justtrash4769 4 года назад
I see you are person of culture, I appreciate the name and pfp.
@BrysinBarnwell
@BrysinBarnwell 6 лет назад
aldis is in the us as well honestly its great if youre shopping for a family on a budget. i find its often cheaper than walmart and most other grocery stores
@cult_of_odin
@cult_of_odin 6 лет назад
Generic Username it's much cheaper. I have 6 kids all under 9 and can get the same amount of groceries at aldis for 200 as Walmart or elsewhere would be 500.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 6 лет назад
That's where we put the line between a "discounter" and a "supermarket" in germany. Aldi is on the discounter side. Smaller assortment (usually the home brand and 1-2 named brands) but way cheaper prices. And it mostly is still brand stuff, just without the label.
@cult_of_odin
@cult_of_odin 6 лет назад
HappyBeezerStudios - by Lord_Mogul compared to the stuff in the US Aldi stuff is like a whole foods. All the stuff here is packed with chemicals to make it cheaper but Aldis stuff isn't. Plus they have doppelkeks and I cant get enough of those things.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 6 лет назад
Big Boss nice to hear that they try to introduce people to less lab and more food
@JewelKnightJess
@JewelKnightJess 6 лет назад
Quack Quack - Italian Meatballs - Quack Quack - Italian Meatballs
@tiaxanderson9725
@tiaxanderson9725 6 лет назад
Not going to lie, I expected the sausage one to contain meatballs and am genuinely disappointed it didn't :p
@trumpeter811
@trumpeter811 6 лет назад
We have aldis in the states. It seems you find something amazing or something that makes you sick XD
@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
They're pretty weird too. They do not look in theme around walmarts or other stores.. A lot of people here don't even know what an ALDI is..
@Faeborn
@Faeborn 6 лет назад
Dan R. That's because it didnt originate in the US.
@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lucifer Yeah, I know. I just like the fact they don't give a crap that they dont look at all in the same style.
@dougwagner4902
@dougwagner4902 6 лет назад
In Northern Virginia we even have Lidls popping up now. My city has both a Lidl and Aldi and with Kinder Joy and 7days products popping up in 7-11s we have much better access to European brands these days.
@Trispefear
@Trispefear 6 лет назад
Doug Wagner lots of Aldis popping up here in North Texas
@sneakyskunk1
@sneakyskunk1 6 лет назад
"Out of all the wraps I fear this one the most!" If no one samples this for a rap song then there is no justice in this world.
@punkin723661
@punkin723661 3 года назад
We recently got an Aldi here in central Texas. Haven’t ventured inside yet but the parking lot is always busy so they popular
@DenSporetrix
@DenSporetrix 6 лет назад
Wowow, new Ashens! And oh boy! It's 3 AM Too!
@zennornewbury302
@zennornewbury302 6 лет назад
Sporetrix yeah it is!
@rapidleopard3881
@rapidleopard3881 6 лет назад
Where you from? Same time zone. Germany I presume?
@DenSporetrix
@DenSporetrix 6 лет назад
My favorite time for an Ashens upload, my favorite time where I should be in bed! The best of both Worlds!
@DenSporetrix
@DenSporetrix 6 лет назад
From Denmark, right above Them! Would go to the border and get cheap things, but I cannot drive, and my passport ran out. How Sad! Also! I am writing in a strange way. Send help, I cannot Stop! Must be tired, i guess.
@Stylemaster911
@Stylemaster911 6 лет назад
Squidward: Who would want to watch Ashens at 3am? Patrick: OH BOY! 3AM!
@akryllicmusic7777
@akryllicmusic7777 6 лет назад
But a wrap is open ended.... THOSE ARE BURRITOS!!!
@MrArgus11111
@MrArgus11111 6 лет назад
He didn't smash his teeth with the fork repeatedly in this one. I'm amazed.
@_Piers_
@_Piers_ 6 лет назад
MrArgus11111 Our boy's growing up, I'm so proud of him :)
@vepario1611
@vepario1611 6 лет назад
I was expecting: “Widely Recycled, yes that is the type of meat they use.”
@westabsupplyebay4093
@westabsupplyebay4093 4 года назад
"Bit of role play being a coroner" oh god that's hilarious! XD
@prohunter717
@prohunter717 6 лет назад
Those emotionless "mhm mhm mhhhmmm" makes my day everytime.
@markpenrice6253
@markpenrice6253 6 лет назад
Funnily enough, when he cut into that final wrap, i was thinking "that looks exactly like someone's smeared the inside of the wrap with some Sharwood's sweet and sour sauce and then thrown half a handful of cubed chicken at it". I don't know why Sharwood's exactly, other than that's what my mum used to buy. Should really be Aldi own brand, if it's the same colour anyway. The appearance was pretty much dead on for that... Far too orange, too much veg and not enough sesame seeds for typical sweet chili sauce. As for the tikka, its probably actually korma. Or Generic Tinned Curry, which tends to run a bit sweet. The mind boggles at how you can manage to make sausage and bean with no flavour. I've actually had damn near tasteless meatballs and allegedly tomato sauce before, but sausage and bean can usually be relied on to taste of SOMETHING. The price and storage life was a shocker too. I'd actively consider these if they were maybe 69p each and could be kept in the freezer (though I'm sure I've seen ambient storable microwaveable wraps before), as they'd still only need about five minutes to cook. A pound, and live in the fridge for just a week? I'll pass. Be rather more likely to buy their basic ramen-type noodles, even though those are no longer the absolute cheapest option for something you can pretend is a meal (asda undercut them some time ago, and you're much better off buying the own brand beans instead in both cases). I wonder if we can estimate how much of the price is labour and/or markup? Get a couple packs of their plain tortillas, a tin of basic beans and a pack of lowest grade sausages (or whatever ingredients are needed for the others if you'd prefer to do that), and make up as many as you can with the same fill level of these. Add up the price of the filling and however much the wraps you actually used would be, and divide by the number you made... Bet it won't be more than 25p apiece.
@captainbarbossa5325
@captainbarbossa5325 4 года назад
Bro I've never seen 6 paragraphs in a youtube comment before
@splitzyprime419
@splitzyprime419 2 года назад
@@captainbarbossa5325 let alone on a video that doesn't even permit such a long comment
@Nytephyre
@Nytephyre 6 лет назад
Ironically I was thinking about how to me the picture on the front of the wrap box looked like it had sawdust in the middle. Over in recommended videos I see a video for "Dedicated table saw dust collector". lol
@pvanukoff
@pvanukoff 6 лет назад
Me too!
@joshipuro
@joshipuro 6 лет назад
everything about the box art, from the fonts, colors and even the little flame graphic, all look like they should be on something you buy to repair your car with. which is a great association to have with food too, of course.
@mathiasrostek2466
@mathiasrostek2466 4 года назад
The Batman Microwave Cutaway is awesome :DDD
@armitagehux
@armitagehux 6 лет назад
Is it weird that this video gave me nostalgia?
@PointyMetalEdges
@PointyMetalEdges 6 лет назад
OI! Is that knife registered?
@M3talB3ak
@M3talB3ak 6 лет назад
Mr. Jones you got a permit for that joke bruv?
@loopofkingthefulltheme20hi37
@loopofkingthefulltheme20hi37 6 лет назад
You got a permit for asking people if they got a permit?
@joethepizzaguy8244
@joethepizzaguy8244 6 лет назад
DuperLi You got a permit for that profile picture?
@neyoid
@neyoid 6 лет назад
Александр Kузнецов You got a permit for spreading the wealth?
@joethepizzaguy8244
@joethepizzaguy8244 6 лет назад
A12 Games You got a permit for your mortgages?
@drolhoofd4778
@drolhoofd4778 6 лет назад
We've got Aldi in the Netherlands as well.
@D.thielen97
@D.thielen97 6 лет назад
We have Aldi here in the US also, most people associate them with selling food really close to their expiration date but they are fairly popular
@JadePharaoh
@JadePharaoh 6 лет назад
Yep, we have Aldi here in the USA also. Mainly a discount supermarket chain. It does away with many of the bells and whistles that most of our chains here adhere to in order to keep prices low. Not bad overall, IMO.
@cole5676
@cole5676 6 лет назад
When you're watch Ashens and take a break by watching more Ashens
@zoogoo404
@zoogoo404 6 лет назад
Aldi exists in Australia too!
@docdaneeka3424
@docdaneeka3424 6 лет назад
Yes and yet mysteriously they manage to be no cheaper than the other two supermarkets we have...
@reiss8078
@reiss8078 6 лет назад
"i was sort of expecting the chicken to be rolled up into some sort of log"
@equinox6944
@equinox6944 5 лет назад
I can’t seem to stop watching his Quicksters videos for some reason LOL
@RabbitTeaPot
@RabbitTeaPot 6 лет назад
That meatball sausage literally looks like what I’d imagine a turd wrapped in bog roll would look like after 5 days in the sun. YUK!
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