Ellen's Awful Apology 

That is so sad. He probably recieved a lot of hate for being associated with Ellen too. He seemed like a kind & gentle soul. RIP

I never knew he committed suicide.

oh my gosh, thank you for sharing. i’m glad Jarvis pinned it ❤

Sorry, WHAT? Dang. I hope his folks and friends are doing okay.

Kat Bug Bicycle ‘guys how can I be racist, I have a black friend’ 🥴

Kat Bug Bicycle wait,, what??

Plus imagine being like somebody who’s been in some form of middle management there for years. Helping actually run the show and the guy who’s there to talk to Ellen all day gets a top spot because of workplace treatment behind the scenes. Oh the irony.

Come on. She said she loves him AS A FRIEND. I would rather have a band tbh

Melba Peach honestly looking at this video and seeing her trying so hard to say “he’s my friend AND he’s black, so I’m with the times.” It’s uncomfortable... I mean if they really had the extensive discussions they claimed they had, I doubt how much honesty Twitch was able to have since he works under her, therefore there’s a giant power imbalance in their relationship already She controls his paycheck.....

Horrific

i hated that there was laughing too but i don't think it was a laugh track, there was a virtual audience there and you could tell that it wasn't a full audience; i think it came from them

@@carlyphilpott269 that laughing sounded like it was there in person. It was definitely a laugh track. If it was people laughing and clapping on video it would've sounded different

I think because it was not a typical apology. Like this wasn't a separately filmed video specifically for RU-vid. It's just the routine opening monologue for a regular normal episode of her show

@@NikhilGuptaenkayjee Yeah but she uses social media enough that she should know the drill. OR her PR team should know. This obnoxious laughter was tone deaf.

Exactly

Even Eddy Chen would be pissed off to hear that her apology is just millions of octaves of tones that are off

@@HashiNuke Twoset?

@@lagoom7025 Yes

@@HashiNuke a fellow twosetter

Relatable

“Hey bro, feel bad for me, I employ about 270 people!” I’m sorry but that’s the first thing I though of.

I thought I was the only 1🥺

LOLL

i don't like how relatable this is 😭

Lol

*badumpshh*

✋💀💀

best joke based off Ellen’s name that I’ve seen 😁

I've had enough yt comments for tody......

yeah.also im rich. and im amazing. and im rich.

Thank you 🙏

Lolol also ellen: “how could I be in the wrong!?!? My name is everywhere in bold flashing lights!”

Remember when we used to say Ellen for president😒

@Sir IM HERE the 1st lmfao

SO FACTUALLL

Zawg were you getting clapped when you wrote that comment 😭

“Aw man I wish I could be in ur position! Then I could experience the loving warmth of my own shit pouring down my back” “Or you could stop abusing your power over your employees who are literally no different from you as human beings.” “But then that would put all those people I shit on for my own gain out of a job!” And it’s like wow you really pulled the wool off my eyes with that flawless explanation of your human atrocities

@@Lucifersfursona Exactly. Plus your username is awesome.

Nobody forced the life choices that led to somebody being ont he verge of eviction, having to find food, and working minimum wage. Outside of a few outliers, most people in that situation know exactly how they got there and it wasn't chance.

@Oreo like I never worked multiple minimum wage jobs at once to make ends meet? I didn't sit in the dark in an apartment because I couldn't pay the power bill? The difference is that I refused to accept the situation and make excuses for my plight. It's too easy to be poor now and the level of comfort that people enjoy at lower income brackets is staggering. The struggle is real when having next to nothing gets one out of bed every morning with the drive to do better for themselves and their families. And I don't want to hear this skin color excuses in 2022 because corporations, including the one I am employed by, are falling all over themselves to hire qualifies POC to push company diversity stats in the right direction. There has never been a better time to be a qualified POC in this country and that excuse can be put to bed.

@@johnfreeman440 "it's too easy to be poor" people are dying, john. I'd like you to explain how easy being poor is to children on the streets who have absolutely no say in their situation. Pulling yourself out of poverty means getting a job and a bank account (which, yknow, costs money) because employers don't pay in cash. Cashing out a check without a bank account also has a fee. Without experience or connections, considering most homeless people are veterans, mentally ill/disabled, and/or didn't finish school, you can't get a well-paying job (aka a job that won't pay you a livable wage for an apartment). Don't pull out the "racism doesn't exist in corporations" because business have literally fired black people for having black hair like curly hair, dreads, or braids. Often they'll tell you to get a weave installed (which is hundreds of dollars to have and maintain) or straighten it (which is damaging to the hair). Black people make 97 cents on the dollar tagged along with the fact that women make 79 cents on the dollar. You are so clouded by your progress you've forgotten how hard and hopeless that situation is and feels, the same way Ellen was so clouded by her success she forgot how horribly she was treated as a lesbian in the 90s. You water down your own bad memories and try to force that "grind" view on people in that situation. It's a method your brain uses to deal with trauma. Mothers typically forget just how painful childbirth was because the brain blocks out the memory. People often water down their own abuse and when their abuser says or does something nice they think "well they must not be abusive, right?" I'm sorry you were in a crappy situation, but in no way, shape, or form does that give you the excuse to push your limited, privileged white male view on people in that situation. I hope one day you come face to face with a mentally ill veteran who has been so screwed by the government that they aren't even eligible for disability and have to rely on rations from underfunded soup kitchens and tell them that it's their fault. Nobody should have to live on scraps and nobody should have to fight for their lives because of pure greed. Anybody who can justify that is privileged and ignorant

Well saiddd

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I don’t think she even apologized to viewers for what actually happened. She apologized for getting caught and is “sorry” that people are upset lol not that she did anything

shes only "sorry" bc its damaging her career

I'm slow clapping for this one

Wait that happened? Wtf

@@theotakuinthecorner9879 yes it did, also one time she made taylor swift cry by forcing her to talk about her exes, although I don't care much about taylor that's still the kind of stuff that keeps you up at night after 5 years

Here's a link ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-rRXVuIsVBnI.html

I- omg, I just watched it and she looks so uncomfortable about everything. I feel so bad oml

😬

You posted this a year ago and got zero affirmation. To rectify this tragedy I will confirm, yes, that was very disgusting and off putting.

Isn't that most people regardless if one makes it public or not.

shes so far removed from what minorities go through, because honestly you can buy your way out of oppression in a lot of ways. she doesnt know what its really like to live as a lesbian in the 90s anymore, shes lost that part of her. shes so wrapped up in being "the kind lady" or whatever that shes lost her roots and why she started that to begin with. i catch myself doing that a bit sometimes, and im still in poverty and in the closet by force. i cant imagine the level of separation that she experiences, considering shes so universally loved that even homophobes like her. she makes so much money, and i cant imagine she has to deal with a lot of homophobia or misogyny when she runs her own show.

I think it's important to remember the bullied often become bullies if given the chance. It's being human. It's why we have to hold our peers accountable.

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@@kierafinneke5828 absolutely right. My old driving instructor was just like that. Just mean to the point of childish bullying

It’s disgusting

Not that this makes it better but it was a lot less exploitative 15 years ago

What makes it worse for me is my cousin killed himself

@@w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141 im so sorry for your loss

@@w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141 I imagine he or she would hate being exploited by celebrities the way Ellen is doing to save her reputation.

Well done on getting this far. It's hard to go through that and come out strong, because it breaks you down so much. When someone is essentially eroding your confidence, you have none left to leave them. Both my parents are abusive, in very different ways, and it wasn't until fairly recently that I realised I was only maintaining a relationship with them for the sake of it, ie. because I wanted to be a person who is close to their parents. But I was getting less than nothing from them; they were actually hurting me, often on purpose, but sometimes without realising how toxic they are. They felt they had a right to hurt me because they're my parents, and I let them do it for that same reason. But now I realise that this reason was always arbitrary: It doesn't matter if they're my parents if they're a POS. They only thing keeping me close to them was my need to have parents, but now I value my mental health above that.

Whith you😢🎉💪🏾 also

Bruh I think you might be reading too far into it...

@@Sodiumitis not really, it's just a subtle thing

i mean tbf shes a lesbian and shes been wearing pants since she started. only difference is shes using her white outfit again to manipulate visually. not defending her tho, outfit wise shes been wearing the same shi just diff color for this occassion

@@jiyama It's plants not pants

@@jiyama no one said anything about pants

Even for a regular every day person who isn’t famous everywhere, it’s still expected to stop people from creating a toxic environment.

I agree with all of this except for the waiter because I am pretty sure that story was fake

also, it's not hard to be the "be kind" lady if you are actually kind.

yes thank you!! im glad you said this. this is a simple concept but difficult to get through because of all her bullshit

zephyr I think the “be kind lady” is more of a reputation to uphold, rather than someone who is kind, but the least she could do as a creator of a business, and a person, is to create an environment where people aren’t harmed.

Coco K. This pedestrian ran over my car! I apologize if he hurt himself.

Yeah I hate those kinds of "apologies". It's like the "I'm sorry that you were offended" bullshit.

THIS!!

@shellyedmb117 I always hate it when people say that, because it feels like they’re blaming the person for being offended and trying to make themselves look better

​@@shellyedmb117 The “I’m sorry you were offended” line can work if you make it clear that you do think you being offensive is wrong. I remember Jenna Marbles used that language in her apology video, but it was clear she was genuinely sorry if you were offended because she’d never want to have caused that. I find it odd these days that being offensive is hardly ever connected to the result of someone being offended, to the point suggesting someone was offended sounds like you’re denying you were offensive. It’s like if I flung a knife around for some reason, didn’t realise people were nearby, learned I’d nicked some of the people and they had cuts, and I apologised saying, “I’m sorry if you were cut”. The implication there is that, if you were cut, I did that and I’m sorry. If instead of that we’re talking about being offensive, apologising if anyone got offended doesn’t imply I was being offensive but that someone chose to get offended and I’m sorry they felt that way. It’s weird.

If I’d been drinking my couch would be covered in liquid right now 😂

Fr Im seeing parallels 🙄

Being emphatic is caring for others and putting yourself in others shoes appollagizing when you make a mistake but she just does bad stuff and she doesn't appollagise she's using the "kind lady" title as a mask to hide from her own mistakes

@@Acorn905 being emphatic is putting emphasis on something. Being empathetic is what you said, but being an "empath" is a made up superpower claimed by those with no self awareness.

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@GalaxZ_ ICE I guess I'm racist

Yeah, she’s all good 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

That absolves her of everything!!!

Like ya cut G

That wasn’t a question That wasn’t an apology

yo leela leela

Bruh this is the most shower argument scenario Ever and I love it

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dgobvyHAdbQ.html

@@FeministCatwoman ohh so that was where it came from

Every one don't like this coment it has the perfect number Hint it is 69

@@thunderbolt3265 I originally wasn't going to but because of your comment I did :/

@@DespOIcito ha tricked you to like

@@thunderbolt3265 Oh no, I removed it a while back when I came back to this video and saw I didn't need it there still

I wanna apply for a job at Ellen, get the job, and then just stare her down until I'm fired

Exactly the double standards are so visible

Which celebrity was this, do you remember? I haven’t heard that situation so I’m curious

Rage Cage It’s celine dion

@@ragecage744 the actual diva Celine Dion. And Celine was immensely gracious about the rudeness towards her boy too. He is a beautiful child. Watching Ellen pick on his hair made me sick :/ I think Drew Gooden said it best: "Boy have long hair? No, that's not right. Boy have short hair. GIRL have long hair. ...wait a second >.>" ....like Ellen have you looked in a mirror lately wtf

@@ragecage744 Like Noh-1 pointed out, Drew Gooden mentioned it in his show, as well as plenty more that makes her pretty disgusting.

honestly

Absolutely

Wait WHAT!? I'm sorry I'm new to the Ellen drama and stuff wtf happened??

@@luongnguyen9759 the thing that Anony talked about happened in the apology. As for the drama. Drew Gooden did an excellent video on, but to sum it up; staff members were treated horribly off camera. Some weren't allowed to talk to Ellen because she had a "sensitive nose" and they might have bad breath. or look her in the eyes. Some producer used his position of power to get oral sex from the staffer. Another was extremely racist. Saying stuff like he couldn't "tell black employees apart". And these incidents somehow didn't get Ellen's attention. Even though she's the head of the organization and their were rumors among staff that she probably should've heard and looked into.

It's kinda like what jenna marbles said in her video (although I don't think Ellen saw that and also i think Jenna's was quite genuine) saying how she doesn't want to be seen as the person who cant do anything wrong. But Ellen is still tryna show that she is the be kind lady while also saying it's really hard.

10/10 would watch, that sounds awesome :,)

XD

Elliot> Ellen in every way

OH MY GOD YES

I'd watch that

can you be my therapist

@@HashiNuke What kind of issues are you having? That's very sweet of you to ask!

@@deez2569 Mental health stuff

@@HashiNuke I'd be willing to help you, what is your FB name?

@@deez2569 Unfortunately, I rarely use FB

@Justin Nowaczynski It's called a ✨joke✨

unproblematic fave

Yes 😌

I just want to say: Break it down Igor!

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"a lot of people lost their jobs" yeah Ellen that's one of the reasons we're pissed at you 🙄

She fired her union crew and went with a non union crew too cuz it was cheaper

It's probably horrible to be Ellen's staff

She’s worth around 500 million dollars. Yes, that’s right. She could have paid everyone full wages during the entire pandemic, for years if need be and it wouldn’t affect her quality of life. She has zero empathy. I could not imagine doing what she did.

@@chickenbath she fired them? I might be misinformed, but I did not know that.

Yes

Agreed, having these on in the background while I play dark souls keeps me level while I'm mid boss fight

agreed

I get pretty bad insomnia from time to time and Jarvis’ voice always helps me fall asleep

he has such a nice vibe, that's why i started watching him

E=Ellen T=Translator Yeah, and there was this kid who didn't speak English so there was a translator and E would ask a question. T took too long for her so E kept telling her to hurry up and made jokes on like, she didn't say much and yet T was taking so long. I think for a question E even ended up saying never mind and asked something else. Also, when BTS came on, she asked them stuff like if they've ever got with a fan (I think it was dated and/or hooked up with one). I get you to want to know, but that's just rude, never force someone to tell you something like that. (This is copy and pasted from another reply because I wasn't going to retype all of it sorry.)

she kept making fun of young people not being able to use a rotary phone or something, as if she could train homing pigeons(what a disgrace to the 16th century people)

Not defending her, but I remember 1st that she is a comedian. So whenever I seen her make a joke, I just took it as a joke from a comedian.

ikr! the translator bit someone above mentioned was terrible, and she keeps asking her guests personal questions that make them uncomfy like with bts and justin beiber.. and also that time when she forced mariah carrey to admit she was pregnant, then mariah had to deal with the public after she had a miscarriage,, ellen just doesn't seem nice on or off camera, and even if some of the things she does are jokes, they're pretty rude and unfunny jokes

It’s uncomfortable to watch

I noted that as Well she needs to stop bullying the people that make her daily life

The mismatched whites and turtleneck under a blazer... I'm nowhere close to an expert but even I could tell whoever dressed her hates her guts

I know she can't change this, but the worst part of it is probably her eyes. her eyes. they don't seem... human. They have a piercing quality that seems alien. Maybe she isn't human and she's doing the best she can to make an apology when she's never done one before

They were like “let me put you in something that’ll make people go ‘she’s tryna look innocent’ while also looking mismatched” 😂😂

This insight is very special haha imagine how many are slowly sabotaging & poisoning her

Literally 😭

Yeah, that was the cherry on top of a very alienated and bizarre display of extreme narcissism.

I am black, and people who tried to be my friend are racist :(

Sorry about those people. Sorry you have to be treated like that 😔. I’m not black but I have black friends and I would do anything for them. I would be your friend kind RU-vid watcher 😌

i just stop watching at that point

@@animationspace8550 😄😀🙂😶 I can't tell if you're joking or not

Firing and hiring cheaper labor is simply business. It happens all the time.

@@thekingisdead6411 however she's still contradicting herself in that statement, since she was apart of that problem

@@thekingisdead6411 Yeah, that doesn't mean it's right.

the thing is, doing so isn't bad at all. the fault lies squarely on the pandemic. if your work contract doesn't protect you in cases like this, no one has even the MORAL obligation to keep you hired.

@@tanszism Exactlyyyyy

it seems we have no choice but to stan

Why does this comment have no replies

Fr

So true

Ikr

Honestly, yeah. It was.

Shes that "please clap" vine

Never liked how people clap for themselves in any situation.

It reminds me of when preachers say “say amen” after they make a controversial point

18:20 “I am a boss of 270 people” Watch her hands, getting ready to clap, no wait, that’s not the cue for me to start clapping, which will be the cue for the canned applause (since the audience is remote)…ok NOW clap

Just like my grandmother always starts thanking herself loudly and in third-person, when she feels unappreaciated.

Omg same

Same!

did you see her name

I had flashbacks of a certain Kardashian losing her diamond earring in the sea : Kim there are people dying

@@abstrakt8709 😂😂

I had flashbacks to Trisha apologising on behalf of Shane by bringing up police brutality.

I was unironically reading this at the exact moment it was playing on the video

I came to the comments section to say the same thing.

yeah also that's not even her real last name so it's really weird

@@adamco42 what?

@Theo Ra'ihi Okay that one’s funny

and the letter of my name is there and on that sign and on that book and other words even start with G!!

Ellen DeGenerate

I'm the President for the United States and we're preparing for a war the public won't know about

omg same

Mii 2

Well, that’s because you are *special* for being a *premium viewer* :)

Jarvis Johnson... G O L D ! ! !

"*Golden babies*"

Thank you for reminding me of that awesome song ❤️

Great quote! This reminds me of the Walter Mitty quote: "Beautiful things don't ask for attention."

almighty forehead

Johnsvideos

@@anna4aa570 yes

Really, 300 people isn't THAT many to keep track of, that's like, a highschool grad class. It can't possibly be as hard as Ellen wants it to seem to make sure Billy from class 4A isn't shouting slurs at recess and punching people.

Highest quality profile image for a boss. 10/10

@@AltName7 i was thinking that

I want a boss that love Spongebob too!

@@spooky6703 nice bro👍

Yeah lol underrated

“yEAh bUt I AM a kInD WoMan anD IT IS HArd TO bE KiND”

This is the appeal to worse problems, fun fact:

@@BunnyBrina where is the fun fact

And then that same mother has a miscarriage and has to publicly announce it because of Ellen

First of all, SHE FORCED A PREGNANT WOMAN TO GET DRUNK???

​@@Velvetx4coveI think she was less forcing her to drink it and more forcing her to openly reject the alcohol, confirming her pregnancy. Still shit though, bc that same woman later had to come out saying she had miscarried, which she wouldn't have had to do if Ellen didn't force her to admit her pregnancy before she was ready

Yup, Mariah Carey specifically. And then she had a miscarriage a week later and had to announce that to the world instead of dealing with that trauma privately.

Hello, if you want a good LGBTQ role model, may I show you one Neil Patrick Harris?

Generic Name He really is ngl This whole story was a few years ago and now I have some better LGBT role models Half of which are cartoon characters but still

yeah same i really... like, i want to like her because of all she's done for the community in normalising being lgbt and just, being seen as a normal person, so it sucks that all this is coming out.

Sugared Oleander ^^^THIS!

And it sucks that Ellen turned out to suck, because you KNOW homophobes are gonna use this as an excuse to hate on gay people.

Exactly

@Alyssa *TRUTH!* I hate when people do this, one of the hallmarks of a fake apology!

She straight up said "IF I let you down" like there shouldn't be an "if" in that sentence

"Sorry you feel that way"

It feels like her apology shifts the blame onto the people she hurt

Yes and grey for RU-vidrs lol

@@davidkitaura7081 hahaha

I thought that was blue. Maybe that's only for court.

@@kr3642 technically her jeans are blue so you aren't wrong

yup very planned out

"I'M aN emPaTh!"

“tHat wASn’T mE! weLl, It wAs Me, bUT I wAs dePResSEd!”

This thread is golden, stay safe everyone

i'M An EMpAtH!!1!

“BeCaUsE iM aN eMpAtH”

Ikr

Hwhwuuw

Jarvis Johnson videos are more stable than the US dollar

Hey Nice joke :)

I’m in American history right now so that joke hit HARD.

Part of me thinks when the controversy first started she was already thinking of ways to make $$$ of it

Wait?! He watches RU-vid too?!

Struggler here

Still waiting on that strugglefest refund. Wtf Scott?

Hey Scott love your vids

love the energy here

I’m sorry about your father. People said the same thing about the guy who sexually assaulted me. I guess people can’t believe that others can put on such a convincing act for such long periods of time, but manipulators are absolute masters of it. Even I thought he was one of the nicest guys ever until he let his mask slip and hurt me, and even after that I tried to justify his actions to make it fit with the persona he’d been showing the world. Shit’s fucked, man.

I know that fucking feeling, sorry people don’t see him for who he is. I will hate him in solidarity to you.

My in-laws are the same way. It’s infuriating.

Long-time abusers become more adept at hiding what goes on ‘behind closed doors’ & have a ‘mask’ they wear for everyone else. They put on an act of being a great person, and/or the most religious, most patient, Uber kind, insert-any-good-trait-here. Coming from someone who has experienced 28yrs of all forms of abuse by family, friends & boyfriends. That was one common denominator. I’m sorry for your pain. I’m sorry so many people have shared similar pain to yours. Hope you’re in a safe place now. Hope you’ve found good therapy, self confidence, and know how powerful you are. Hope each day gets better. Have a great weekend. Blessed be.

I feel this. Literally everyone thinks my parents are the best but...yeah..no.

E=Ellen T=Translator Yeah, and there was this kid who didn't speak English so there was a translator and E would ask a question. T took too long for her so E kept telling her to hurry up and made jokes on like, she didn't say much and yet T was taking so long. I think for a question E even ended up saying never mind and asked something else. Also, when BTS came on, she asked them stuff like if they've ever got with a fan (I think it was dated and/or hooked up with one). I get you to want to know, but that's just rude, never force someone to tell you something like that.

Also she got annoyed at an interpreter for not translating what she was saying fast enough. If it can get her more views or they get in her way she’s willing to be a b*tch to celebs

Not to mention that after she made Mariah Carey announce the pregnancy or drink alcohol, she had a miscarriage.

Nikki de jager from the Nikki tutorials RU-vid channel wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom because she is transgender.

She also pestered Taylor swift about her multiple relationships. Poor woman started shouting "Stop! You're making me feel bad about myself! Stop!" she looked like she was on the verge of tears :( Edit: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-rRXVuIsVBnI.html

Her promoting him to executive producer reminds me of this scene here: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8P_AnvUIvJs.html

@@michaelt4007 that was her entire apology summarized in 17 seconds lmao

I forgot his name for a second and was so confused what the streaming platform had to do with anything 😂

she thinks she got away with it just because he gets the screen time.....somebody needs to get him out of there

This is buried gold

@@senza4591 Thanks lol

This is great

What’s the joke? Sorry I can’t figure out what she was supposed to say instead of “sonar” :P

@@catawampus3079 Sorry

And don't forget when she forced Mariah Carey to announce her pregnancy before she was ready to by giving her alcohol and forcing her to reject it. And then a week later she had to publicly announce she had a miscarriage instead of dealing with her grief in private.

I had the same thought lmao

@depressed cockroach actually... Nothing is worse than Seffre Jar's apology. This is still pretty bad though

Perfect

Yeah basically 😂

I read it as Ellen Jefferee, “Starred” her apology

@L , what

@L , GAVDHSG????? bro????????

@L , you could’ve left the “i am extremely homophobic” part out... no one asked. Keep that to yourself. You could’ve just said you think they’re amazing without saying your homophobic.

@@oofihavenousernameideas2451 stfu and leave L, alone. nobody asked u to reply to him or her -_- we just watch the video and vibe okay? :D Thank you.

@L , Someone’s triggered 😂 and well you achieved your reactions. Congratulations.

Wait where

Right😂😂I felt that

@@faiza5857 on their back

*pat pat*

yeah, and on the head

I'm liking my own comment in case no one else does.

I am also now liking your comment

What's ironic is that we've voted a man with dementia as president

@@Kishurgen still better than a everything-ist orange

@@Kishurgen Better than having a cheeto in office lol

Nice.

onequartercanadian the prime example of someone who only cares about getting caught not about the deed itself

This.

nailed it

@Fuck Your Opinions About Me I’m sorry for your loss 😔

And “unalived” is a substitute for “s******” (I don’t want YT to restrict my relevant* comment/experience) And me and my girlfriend constantly struggle with depressive thoughts of s****** & self harming… So abuse, and^ it’s a VERY personal topic for me. KNOW THERE ARE HOTLINES OUT THERE PLEASE*, I AM SORRY… I got a lil’ triggered, and I’m sorry if anyone else was in regards to my comment / experience 🙏❤️‍🩹

damn 3 hours of bingo

Yo this made my day

666 LIKES....yeess

When I saw alibi and twitch I thought this comment was about r6 lol.

Hahahaha! I did some bad things! Hahahaha here's a joke!! I'm a good person! HAHAHAHA

No she didn't, stand up is supposed to be funny or relatable. Or even entertaining. Watching paint dry is more fun than watching Ellen's show

@@yashironene7904 Noice PFP

With a laugh track since there’s no audience! 🙄

And it wasn't any good

For example: Hello, I'm sorry for stealing your pet cat and shaving the number 69420 into their fur. That was wrong because you didn't find it funny. I won't do it to your cat again.

@@genericname2747 That's weirdly specific. Are you okay?

@@LeahSunKyu Yeah I'm ok now. I just found another cat.

Cycle of abuse, perpetrated by celebrities not really meaning their apologies for anything 👉😎👉 nice

You do realize that when most people are supposed to apologize for something, they normally don't care about what they've done or the apology themselves. I think it's better not to have someone who owes one to not do so at all if it means their apology is filled with empty meaninglessness, that and having to get a forced apology out of someone with no intention of betterment is just a complete waste of effort. Maybe just accept the fact the in most cases these so called apologies mean absolutely nothing.

Preach. Honestly, I'm disgusted how Ellen still has her show.

that last sentence was so well crafted i feel like i finished reading ur comment and gained +1 int

@@alexeb.c.4522 your response made me gain hp 😭 thanks

It's a classic strat used by the Narcissist class; dump all your points into Charisma and Humor to lev-max them so that whenever you get caught doing something you know you shouldn't, your deflection rolls will always be 20s, even if you roll a nat-1.

@@beepbeepcasucha It gave me serotonin

Tbh I don't even think we should give them that. It's like the most bottom of the barrel thing that one can praised for. Even then I feel like Influencers are just using the fact that they aren't crying to their advantage. Gather up points for not being the very worst. They are really desperate to not get any punishment.

CJG G Oh yeah totally. I was more just thinking about the whole “sigh, this is (gets “choked up”) really hard for me you guys. I didn’t even want to bring this up...” routine that a lot of RU-vidrs do.

Seriously why is it so hard to make an apology? Literally all you have to do is APOLOGIZE and it’ll be fine. Don’t dance around the issue, don’t try to manipulate the audience, it’ll just make them mad. APOLOGIZE!!! Though I guess you have to be a decent person to apologize

I feel like the problem with apologies on the Internet is that they are always one sided, people will always feel angry about one thing or another in the end, and they always feel fake, as if they are only apologizing because they got called out and got hate for what they did. That's why in my opinion the only way you can truly apologize on the Internet is live with other people there with you. That way you can talk to the audience rather then at them, you can answer questions as they come rather then make a full multiseries out of the apologizes, and any hate people hold towards you can be expressed and you can explane your side on that hate. But the thing about such apologizes is that they actually have to be real (which is why so few people do them) and if they aren't real then they will blow up in the persons face twice as hard. The problem with Ellens apology, even though it was live, is that it had all of the same problems as a normal apology but in the end it wasn't even an apology in the first place but rather her patting herself on the back and talking about how good she is.

Fake crying is so last season. The present apology trend is to bring up the pandemic and racial issues to divert from what they are "apologizing" for.