Embarrassing/Funny Stories: "I CRAPPED MYSELF!" 

"This is a Domination match where I go 55-5, not incredible but..." Not incredible? Most matches I play, I'd end up 5-55. I wish I was that good.

Don't ever talk down your gift, it is more than a talent, it's a blessing.

whenever i do vocals i would randomly burp, so its my band's debut show and during the last song i had to do a long guttural thing but no one noticed that i actually burped for like 5 whole seconds then i hit the gutturals, the crowd didn't noticed anything but my band called me out and we had a great laugh

man, loved this vid! I'd love more of these funny stories!

i just had major surgery with my appendix and they had to remove some of my intestines cause they were poisoned and the hospital wouldn't let me leave till i was able to poop but one day doing my exercise walk to stretch my scars my stomach hurt and i had to stop and hold my stomach but all of a sudden i just ripped ass and it lookes like a car just took off after peeling out cause once i farted i moved very quickly forward idk why but i did long story short i shit on the hospital floor

Question for the q&a . If you had to choose, who is your best friend from another band? Such as a vocalist?

There's no snipers on here when you play but when I do it's all fucking snipers lol

when I was in middles school, there was one day where it was lunch time and I went to throw a milk carton in the trash. I missed the trashcan and it hit some girl in the back of the head. her whole table just stopped what they were doing and they all looked at me. My face turned into a tomato I was so embarrassed.

Honestly, I didn't catch on immediately either, so don't get down on yourself... lol

I was on a date walking around the mall a few months ago, and she decided to go into hot topic. While I was talking to her, I was finishing up my Arizona iced tea, which made me mouth water... A LOT. So without noticing, I ended up drooling onto my shirt. My date turned around and just started dying laughing. It was a horrible situation, but I look back at it now and laugh. And for the record, that last statement made me gain so much fucking respect for you Phil. \m/

i know you just started vlogging, but easily my favorite RU-vidr

One time I was in a hallway after my lunch period so it was kinda empty. I yelled out "Hail Satan" not knowing one of the administrators was behind me XD

In 2nd grade, I had to piss really bad, so I rushed to the bathroom. I didn't make and pissed my pants. Instead of telling someone that I needed to go change, I played it off for the rest of the school day and nobody noticed a thing.

I always write the City we play that night on my hand so I'm not calling out the wrong city :D

I got to see Volumes back in August. It was my first metal concert since I was a kid (I'm 19 now), so I didn't know what to wear. I ended up wearing a bright white "Volumes" t-shirt to the venue they were playing at. At the time of the concert, I just enjoyed Volumes' music without knowing who the band members were. So Gus (their second vocalist) says to me outside the venue before the show, "I like that shirt". I naturally reply, "hey yeah, you stoked to see them live?", and he says, "I'm in the band". I then mistook him for the bassist and then he clarified that he does vocals. I kept it cool after that but I was seriously thinking, "FML!!!!!"

lol at warped tour this year every band kept saying how are we doing San Francisco and we were in Mountainview

I'd probably lose my shit if I heard that. If someone made that I might even put that as a ringtone on my phone. hahaha

No other video on youtube will ever that epic of an ending comment

That's awesome! I can fart on command as well! Had no idea there were others that could too! Hahaha.

Ending comment reminded me of the song "Callout", by Attila.

5:23 the devil wears prada playercard :)

Phil could you do a video on Mitch Lucker, or just mention in a different video of how his death affected you, your thoughts on it, and how knew him. Thumb up if you agree so he can see this. (No disrespect towards mitch, just curious)

You should make a video going over you class set up for BO2

"I had shit my fuckin pants" hahahaha

Dude my friend can do this as well lol, it's awesome

Fucking amen to that ending, couldn't agree more Phil, oh and I loved this video, I laughed my ass off xDD

for your next QnA vid here is a question. in your everyday living does you ear pluges annoy you

In second grade, at conferences, I let out a tiny fart which ,in actuality, was the most horrendous explosive liquid acid shit you could imagine. In front of my mom, in front of the teacher. I've also fallen (7th grade) while climbing a fence cutting my upper knee down to the femur in front of all of my brothers and step- brothers, called an ambulance because i was inside the fence with a severely fucked up leg, then my Step-mom, an EMT/EMS on call in the ambulance that day was the responder...

Good stories, bro!

hey phil what if you made a video giving your regards to band members such as paul gray from slipknot and mitch lucker? just an idea

That was really funny man, believe it or not, but I had two friends in high school that could fart on demand! It is a complete mystery to me how people do that....haha

The first band I joined had already been going for a good year, so when I joined I was new to everything about gigging and performing. I had no stage presence at all. Our second show, we hired a photographer to take promo shots. I had just barely learned all the songs, and the entire show I was so busy concentrating on getting my riffs right that I missed EVERY synchronized headbang (and a stupid fistpump thing we did). The photographer cropped me out of all the promo pics. Embarrassing as fuck.

While you're playing, do you ever just do vocals in the mic? Also, do people know that they're even playing with the great Phil bozeman?

Thats literally the most awesome thing ive ever heard about highschool :P

Hahahaha the last two seconds xD I died hahaha

lmao dude i feel your pain. i shit myself once an had the same wide eyed "no fucking way" reaction.

I did the same thing in my first tour haha!

I pissed myself walking home once

I can fart on command too, but I never shat myself though... Not yet I guess xD

The final sentence!

My old shop teacher would cry if kids went in the shop aha,

My first ever show at the palladium i started it out with a loud nervous burp into the microphone followed by a fart. First time in my life i wanted to die lol

actually Phill, that time in Texas wasn't the only time you said the wrong town, I'm went to your concert in São Paulo, and you said São Paulo, Brazilia (wich is another state) instead of São Paulo, Brazil, but that's okay, we didn't get pissed, we just laughed xD

Me tooooo :3

Phil your intro would be so kickass if you added the first 10 seconds of Possession to it. Seriously. Do it.

That's funny cause i'm about to see you guys in Louisville lol

i shit myself too before,. but i forgot what i was doing, i think i had diarrhea that day at school xD

When i was ib middle school i snatched like 10 pants per year haha

you should go on pka when you jave the time would be really cool

I have shirt that says that on it ;)

Lmfao, too funny man!

I remember this one time me and a friend were getting ready to head out to a skatepark and as we enter the car I let out a really loud wet fart and shit myself right in front of him man that was the most embarrassing night ever

Lol that's pretty rough phil lol. I can't say I've recently shat myself... Guess it was pretty bad the other day it was like 95 ° in my room , so needless to say I'm bare ass naked . So go figure as SOON as I get out of bed my girlfriend brother walks in. I'm just standing there like "... Sup bro. " lol

Thanks!

perfect ending comment.

sad story

Lmao...spinal tap moment eh?

Which gun are you using in this vid???

A long time ago I was going to the restroom and I was supposed to throw something away and my mom said to throw something away and I thought meant to go the trash can Outside so I ran butt naked to the trash can and everyone saw my junk. I was so embarrassed when I found out that my mum meant the trash can in the house lol. Instant Regret bruh.

THIS WORLD... IS... *Farts for a very long time*

Do you know what would have been cool? If you made a video of you explaining the meaning of all your songs. I know you did it on Facebook once. But then you just explained the meaning of all the songs from your first three albums. Would like to know the meaning of your new songs from your new album. Think there's more fans than me, who had been pleased by such a video. It would be nice to know what you're singing about, and what the songs means to you? :)

My embarrassing story was being born.

aha yeah I know. I just feel stupid for not knowing it was him even after being a fan of Whitechapel for such a long time.

I live right beside Owensboro

That ending comment made my love for Phil Bozeman and Whitechapel grow by a thousandfold. Those guys are the definition of pretty much every offensive term on the planet! Fuck 'em!

Haha freshmen year, I had a really bad feeling in the bowels. I was holding it in all fucking day. My pelvis was hurting and shit. When I got home, I ran upstairs so fast that I couldn't hold it in anymore and shit dripped down my leg by the time I got to my room.

sorry about what happened in Louisville i would hope people would have just laughed and corrected you, but not everyone who lives in Louisville would have done that, like me :D.

Make a "Controversial Topics." video about Edward Snowden!

I CAN FART ON COMMANS TOO

Jumped on a trampling with a 10 pound bowling ball which bounced up and hit me in the face knocking my two front teeth out in 7th grade also punctured a spray paint can and got half of my body coverd in purple spray paint

I've done that before in the past on tour too lol and I also got shit for it too for fucking up the city name.

haha funny ass stories

@phillybo1985 was this South Doyle High School?

did you ever tell the other guys this story ? XD

my embarressing story is kind of funny but I was fighting with my sister I forgot what for but I had a yo-yo in my hand. in my anger I forgot it was strabed to my finger so I went and threw getting about an inch away from her head the yo-yo goes back and hits me stright in the forehead... my whole family laughed.

Omfg that's so embarrassing

Umm, what was the ending? I feel like I am missing something. Lol

Dead Throne playercard.

Dude i live in Connecticut :D

Okay someone inform me XD what's wrong with WBBC? What did I miss?

This is not an embarrasing story of mine but the first (and last time so far) that Turisas came to Costa Rica, the guy on the keyboards while they were drinking water and shit brought a flag of El Salvador...and started walking on stage with it and going like 'YEAAAH!!' and we all were like...what the fuck?! I mean..come ooon!! o_o

Phil bro what's your gamer tag?

Small world XD

This is a sexy story

phil saw into the future shit his pants when he heard his guttural vocals

lol 4:33

I was with my girlfriend, meet weren't dating at the time, and we just left McDonald's and that place gives me the shots so bad man. Anyway we are walking home and it just hits me, do I'm fucking tap dancing away trying not give it away soon enough I'm in front of her house and thankfully she lives a few houses down from my place so I tell her "Katherine I need to take a shit, call me later" and I galling add home and barley make it in time. So embarising , but I look back and laugh on it now

Seems Attila inspired haha!

In middle school I got my first girlfriend ever and we were talking at the cafeteria. It was Taco Tuesday and for most people (myself included), that kind of food gets your gas engines revved up. Anyway, we've been dating for 2 months and after school, I went in for a kiss. Perfect timing to let out a huge burp into her mouth '=_= *sigh*

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hahahahahhahhaa

Holy shit

Does he play xbox 360 or ps3

55 n 5?! Fuck me

Who tf cares if someone calls out the wrong city, laugh it off and move on

I meant that as a joke man, don't get mad :P

Am I the only one around here who doesn't see objective humor in fart jokes?

Long story short i jumped in a river of animal and human shit

No.

Whitechapel all day \m/