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Ep. 104 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, the bears look over Rap Snacks and debate if they should reinvent cereals! Bert tells Tom how he watched him sleep last time he was in Austin, Tom tells Bert how some kids thought he was security at a store he was shopping at, and Bert shares how it's a shame his daughters won't be able to date anyone cool like him. Bert and Nadav agree to go on a weight loss kick and be each others accountabili-buddies, and Bert goes down a rabbit hole of what male toys he's going to get for himself.
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@tseremed
@tseremed 2 года назад
Bert: how are you so skinny? Tom: eating clean Bert: launches into 15 minutes of rap snacks
@jasonwinterton9369
@jasonwinterton9369 Год назад
Beet kreischer is fat
@rob2419
@rob2419 2 года назад
The camera cutting to Tom looking at the camera when Brent says crazy shit might be my favorite part of the podcast
@ligairi
@ligairi 2 года назад
Same here. “Thank you” to Ricky Gervais.
@Heyitsallgoodman
@Heyitsallgoodman 2 года назад
Yes more of that
@derockin2103
@derockin2103 2 года назад
It's one of the best parts of YMH too when Kristen gets a little heavy on the "big" words!
@Dominiricanation
@Dominiricanation 2 года назад
“Tom and I are interested in cereals…”
@jamesjustice8711
@jamesjustice8711 2 года назад
Who's Brent?
@jctsea
@jctsea 2 года назад
"I was eating a breakfast burrito yesterday and I was thinking, 'why isn't this a cereal?'" -Brent Kreshner, 2021
@chobblegobbler2536
@chobblegobbler2536 2 года назад
only the mind of bruce chrysler could produce such thoughts
@Lerkero
@Lerkero 2 года назад
Burrit O's. Part of a balanced breakfast
@dickhammerbush172
@dickhammerbush172 2 года назад
He wants to eat cat food, people
@wowf0rl1f3
@wowf0rl1f3 2 года назад
@@Lerkero burnt greezler's official cereal Bert-reet O's
@LukeH930
@LukeH930 2 года назад
@@Lerkero all part of a balanced Bertfast.
@EwokPanda
@EwokPanda 2 года назад
*Bert:* "A hot cereal" *Me:* "Oatmeal?" *Bert:* "...that's savory and you want to put an egg on top" *Me:* "Grits?"
@beastlydookie81
@beastlydookie81 2 года назад
Exactly what i thought 😂
@killhall021
@killhall021 2 года назад
Same here, also an omelet works with it too
@Sassofrassquatch92
@Sassofrassquatch92 2 года назад
@@killhall021 exactly, eggs with an egg on top
@Dan-ex5sg
@Dan-ex5sg 2 года назад
Can someone PLEASE make a compilation of every time Bert tries to convince himself he's not an alcoholic
@markcummings2723
@markcummings2723 2 года назад
That sounds like a full time job
@jurj97
@jurj97 2 года назад
I will take it upon myself to listen to each 2 Bears while I'm at work and watermark each event of denial
@bonelysschicken
@bonelysschicken 2 года назад
Pls make a savory breakfast cereal i have thought about this so much but yall actually have the means to do it
@LanceWillMakeIt
@LanceWillMakeIt 2 года назад
That would just be the whole podcast
@Kansanite
@Kansanite Год назад
Can we start a gofundme for the poor soul who has to quit his life for this task
@Nice-wizard
@Nice-wizard 2 года назад
Brent wearing a sandwich hat saying his head gained weight is pretty spot on
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 2 года назад
A sandwich in his hat* I legit thought he had a sandwich baggie on his head.
@declankane3749
@declankane3749 2 года назад
dude his name is Bert Krishner, get it right
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 2 года назад
@@declankane3749 who?
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 2 года назад
@@declankane3749 lmaoooo
@wsf699
@wsf699 2 года назад
Loving these podcasts filmed in the Kmart change rooms.
@jeffreycarr86
@jeffreycarr86 2 года назад
Hahahahahahahahha
@whitesneeks4499
@whitesneeks4499 2 года назад
RIP Kmart
@Josuvious
@Josuvious 2 года назад
Hahahahahahaha
@beardedchair3
@beardedchair3 2 года назад
Back gloryhole room is where this is filmed 😂
@CSpad
@CSpad 2 года назад
@@whitesneeks4499 I hear ya... I loved k mart. Now gotta go to a wal mart...
@boldbileg
@boldbileg 2 года назад
11:16 Tom's looks to the camera are Office-level funny.
@efrenvelasquez5496
@efrenvelasquez5496 2 года назад
It says it all, “you heard that right…….. little celebration one in the kitchen one in the car”
@evanodaniel8666
@evanodaniel8666 2 года назад
Literally reminds me of Jim looking to the cameras in each episode 😂
@dickhammerbush172
@dickhammerbush172 2 года назад
"Cracked a beer in your kitchen" 😐
@gmunz360
@gmunz360 2 года назад
The reason I watch this pod instead of just listening on Spotify
@prettycoolguy2850
@prettycoolguy2850 2 года назад
So what you're saying is it isn't funny at all?
@michaelvilimek2914
@michaelvilimek2914 2 года назад
Georgias future boyfriend- “ Nice to meet you Brent, you’re like the Mechanic or something right?”
@giuliaiglesias5018
@giuliaiglesias5018 2 года назад
First time meeting Georgia's dad: "So.....I understand you are the machine"
@superdoopercooper1962
@superdoopercooper1962 2 года назад
I’m listening to Bert describe soup and thinking it’s an original idea and i had to pull over from laughing 😂😂
@charlesrichter2594
@charlesrichter2594 2 года назад
Bart claims that hes not an alcoholic solely based on the fact that he runs on a treadmill once in a while lmaooo
@HisHowliness
@HisHowliness 2 года назад
While drinking a bottle of wine
@evfields24
@evfields24 2 года назад
Imagine how fast he’ll go downhill when his knees go out lol
@jbrand513
@jbrand513 2 года назад
@@HisHowliness Yeah sure, but, it’s Fitwine so…..
@chetjump5744
@chetjump5744 2 года назад
Most alcoholics also aren’t squeezing in a gallon of koolaid too though 🤣
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 2 года назад
Im alcoholic, trust me. For like a decade now. I always find solace in my alcoholism when bruce talks about it. Im always like "GOT DAMN! THIS GUYS A DRUNK!" "At least im not Bruce chrysler bad alcoholism!" Sip malt liqour from a thermus* Idc about the spelling, im day drinking bish!
@montrealthis
@montrealthis 2 года назад
This podcast should be rebranded as Bert's therapy sessions.
@LukeH930
@LukeH930 2 года назад
Imagine if Tom just started bringing Drew to every episode. Bruce would be so pissed 😂
@rogerwilco1777
@rogerwilco1777 2 года назад
What are you talking about? Bret is perfect and has no issues what-so-ever
@thoz1guyz
@thoz1guyz 2 года назад
Actual certified chef here, you're going to want to work with a chef who is a food scientist. They will understand the chemistry involved in how to achieve what Bert wants with the cereal idea. Also, your cereal could be 2 Sugar Bears, 1 Bowl.
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 2 года назад
Dont encourage him lol
@justinloranger3921
@justinloranger3921 2 года назад
2 Bears 1 Bowl
@FrostyJokerr
@FrostyJokerr 2 года назад
I was thinking Mythical Chef Josh, he’s not a food chemist, but he seems to understand the basics from what I understand.
@justinburgos2927
@justinburgos2927 2 года назад
Are there savory meals served cold?
@metalheadFTW123
@metalheadFTW123 2 года назад
Nathan myhrvold has a book on thiS
@kristigrant4147
@kristigrant4147 2 года назад
We need a side-by-side at all times! Tom's expressions while Bert explained being in his bedroom were so funny!
@Luke77713
@Luke77713 2 года назад
1:16:40 I'm dying at how Bert starts physically shaking at the thought of having a salad for dinner
@xisthestart1661
@xisthestart1661 2 года назад
Bert leaving toms house after finding his wallet is the most bert shit i've ever heard
@djrt8179
@djrt8179 2 года назад
I can't believe it's been like 11 months since Tom destroyed his arm.. Absolutely flew by.
@mcr5645
@mcr5645 2 года назад
Damn, you think he'll be a cripple forever?
@donaldorizzo.9952
@donaldorizzo.9952 2 года назад
Agreed. Bert messing up his own arm to fit in flew by too
@adamnunn4214
@adamnunn4214 2 года назад
@@mcr5645 Qa1
@vitamind2387
@vitamind2387 2 года назад
@Matt don’t try so hard
@nickniehaus1763
@nickniehaus1763 2 года назад
@@donaldorizzo.9952 I didn’t even know!
@bryanallen261
@bryanallen261 2 года назад
Brett looks like the “Frat dad” that still goes fishing and pounds beers with da boys
@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579
@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 2 года назад
BRO if he had two sons, instead of two daughters, he would 100% hang out and party with their friends 😂😂
@tacoma87x
@tacoma87x 2 года назад
Santa during the summer.
@angelaseymour4464
@angelaseymour4464 Год назад
@@tacoma87x alcoholic Santa during summer
@GathererThompson
@GathererThompson 2 года назад
Bret Kreshler: "Just lay off before you have trouble exercising." Also Brad Kristmas: "I'm having trouble exercising lately."
@jeffysoule2076
@jeffysoule2076 2 года назад
Hahaha, I thought the same thing!!
@SenorbryanA
@SenorbryanA Год назад
Brad Kristmas lmao😂😂
@colin8570
@colin8570 2 года назад
Bert celebrates finding the belongings he lost in a blackout by having a drink… there’s really no better definition for “alcoholism”
@RealmDesigner
@RealmDesigner 2 года назад
He's just living the bit.
@Baldric1600
@Baldric1600 2 года назад
Pfft.
@marlakaba2222
@marlakaba2222 Год назад
1:28:50
@-Bert-
@-Bert- 2 года назад
Tom should probably be worried about how deep he and Christina sleep that Brett was able to go on 2 adventures while talking to them in their own house without them realizing.
@4CFilms
@4CFilms 2 года назад
I thought the same thing!
@GrannyGumJob317
@GrannyGumJob317 2 года назад
They openly joke about smashing Xans before bed so it makes sense they’re absolutely comatose when they sleep
@TimTrOn3000
@TimTrOn3000 2 года назад
Xanax is a hell of a drug
@killhall021
@killhall021 2 года назад
Also they probably should change the locks on the garage and the door to their house
@haveagreatday9865
@haveagreatday9865 2 года назад
@@killhall021 still ain’t keeping a drunk Bert out
@amirmaurer8408
@amirmaurer8408 2 года назад
Bruce really has a talent for finding the most unhealthy version of an otherwise healthy activity and running with it
@JustWhyFFS
@JustWhyFFS 2 года назад
Literally, when you take into account his "bottle of wine on the treadmill" marathons.
@TonyisToking
@TonyisToking 2 года назад
@@JustWhyFFS Idk. I must be the same as Bert, because it sounds like a good idea to me! I mean, Roman warriors would drink a bottle of wine a day, right? And they marched like mad men! I mean wine is literally just what naturally occurs. Considering all fruit does ferment and naturally has ethanol within it. Bananas when fully ripe are near the ABV of Beers.
@Haidderispro
@Haidderispro 2 года назад
@@TonyisToking yea that’s not the cause of him being overweight it’s the rest of his calorie in take. Because he’s actually pretty active he just eats too much
@Ryan_Carder
@Ryan_Carder 2 года назад
Drinking multiple bottles of wine and running for miles on a treadmill.
@TimTrOn3000
@TimTrOn3000 2 года назад
@@royalgilpin4922 it would work way worse antiseptically if it was watered down. Also wine is not a very strong antiseptic, so watered down wine would work even less...... the reason wine, meads and beer were popular is because it cleaned the water and you couldn't get sick like you can from dirty water. Makes it disinfectant but not antiseptic.
@ddt4u2
@ddt4u2 2 года назад
" And Ari's , Ari's has drugs hidden in it " I almost threw up laughing at that one .
@SethTheArtist
@SethTheArtist 2 года назад
Watching Tom need to be somewhere and Bert keep stalling and talking was priceless to watch, it perfectly sums them up
@andrewbrandmusic0894
@andrewbrandmusic0894 Год назад
The horror on Tom’s face as he hears about Bert coming into his room multiple times, is absolutely hilarious 😂
@Atomic-Dawg
@Atomic-Dawg 2 года назад
I like how Tom danced around revealing where he was shopping.
@wetcrumb2191
@wetcrumb2191 2 года назад
After he has a bit on a hugely successful stand up special where he profusely shits all over Nike. Lol
@andyr7267
@andyr7267 2 года назад
A place where they sell designer jackets. A department store or something.
@brendonhutton1011
@brendonhutton1011 2 года назад
He was at the rick owens store
@goodscharlotte
@goodscharlotte 2 года назад
Joe Rogan's cereal tastes like grains & rocks 🤣😂 Ari's is full of drugs but has 25% less than everyone else's. 😂 I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! 💀💀💀
@josetadeo4649
@josetadeo4649 2 года назад
Bert's shadow account
@swoosh6085
@swoosh6085 2 года назад
Bart should shave and show the world his true girth.
@Zelse357
@Zelse357 2 года назад
legit peed a little whilst listening. Phenomenal remark
@ghouliejams
@ghouliejams 2 года назад
the advertising saying "you'll shit hair and blood!" SWEET!!😂
@emiliemoss9386
@emiliemoss9386 2 года назад
I love how Bert was about to say "so you feel like you're getting 'Jewed'" but stopped himself and said "Ripped Off" instead, that's hilarious.
@rustyshackleford8357
@rustyshackleford8357 2 года назад
The echo laughing is really intense and terrifying, I kinda like it
@ed2706
@ed2706 2 года назад
The guys laughing in the background are basically burts demons laughing when he says something bad
@jackf6996
@jackf6996 2 года назад
Idk why but spelling Bert as Burt is too funny for me
@saullandiof5768
@saullandiof5768 2 года назад
that one dude laughing in the background is so annoying, I think he's trying to be loud enough to be heard on the recording
@bairstoww
@bairstoww 2 года назад
Bert's 'savory breakfast cereal' just sounds like a roundabout way for him to eat dog snacks, and he's trying to hide it.
@victormaniaci2104
@victormaniaci2104 2 года назад
I'd definitely try some Mac and cheese cereal, or pizza flavor.
@joelsmith5938
@joelsmith5938 2 года назад
Haha, that’ll be the next pod. Tom is gonna lose it and finally call for an intervention-after laughing for 3 minutes straight.
@macq1
@macq1 2 года назад
You can see how Bert dies a little as Tom is telling him how he eats..
@garrettwootton8215
@garrettwootton8215 2 года назад
“I’ll get drunk and eat cheeseburgers in the shower” -Bruce Kersher
@adamkavanagh1344
@adamkavanagh1344 2 года назад
This podcast is just Bert trying to convince himself and Tom that he doesn't have alcoholism.
@patrickmills4217
@patrickmills4217 2 года назад
That's every episode 🤣
@Joebatters357
@Joebatters357 2 года назад
It’s starting to get sad honestly. He has a problem no matter what he says
@patrickmills4217
@patrickmills4217 2 года назад
He makes a living so I ain't mad at him.
@adamkavanagh1344
@adamkavanagh1344 2 года назад
@@patrickmills4217 literally 🤣
@dyland597
@dyland597 2 года назад
the worst thing is he actually believes in his mind that his good/fine/sober most the time....... cleeeeeearly not albert
@gogoguppi
@gogoguppi 2 года назад
Gotta love Bert focusing on the water as part of Tom’s strategy and not the dozen other healthy lifestyle choices
@kennyrgb2700
@kennyrgb2700 2 года назад
There's a reason why tom looks good and bert looks like hes dying
@mikaylajones392
@mikaylajones392 Год назад
he said “well i already drink a lot might as well make some water”
@rorypinsky7460
@rorypinsky7460 2 года назад
Bert not realizing that he acquired mugsy jeans because they already sponsored him was incredible 😂
@rogerwilco1777
@rogerwilco1777 2 года назад
It would be hilarious if Burt chugging a gallon of water is what finally does him in
@jamesjustice8711
@jamesjustice8711 2 года назад
You mean Bret?
@Larissaispumped1
@Larissaispumped1 2 года назад
Bert: trying to convince everyone what differentiates him from other functioning alcoholics Tom: 🙃
@superstock101
@superstock101 2 года назад
That wallet story is just pure alcoholism 😂😂
@angelaseymour4464
@angelaseymour4464 Год назад
And the fact that he’s creeping around Tom’s BEDROOM WHILE HE AND HIS WIFE ARE ASLEEP adds just pure addiction factor.
@itsjohnnyutahmusic
@itsjohnnyutahmusic 2 года назад
Tom's face when Bert sniffs his fingers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ShortCircuit1987
@ShortCircuit1987 2 года назад
The way Bert’s face shakes and twitches when Nadav says no Salmon, Bert has to eat a salad with Balsamic, priceless!
@diaz6884
@diaz6884 2 года назад
14:39 possibly my favorite podcast moment next to when Bert fell out of the chair
@bigloudandnoisy3601
@bigloudandnoisy3601 2 года назад
It looks like someone just splashed cold water on Bart after a alcoholic coma and stood him up in the chair
@neuvisean1739
@neuvisean1739 2 года назад
Laughed too hard at this
@minnesotahospitality7242
@minnesotahospitality7242 2 года назад
Me too
@mcr5645
@mcr5645 2 года назад
Tom is absolutely glassin' it with that weight-loss... He needs to come clean and encourage Bert by explaining it in 4 strokes.
@vloppysagina
@vloppysagina 2 года назад
You can't explain something you don't understand. Love Tom, but do you notice how he fumbles heavily when trying to explain anything in regards to what he does? He has a trainer and a nutritionist so he doesn't have to think about it, and with his money, I'd do the same.
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 2 года назад
@@vloppysagina 🙄
@TimTrOn3000
@TimTrOn3000 2 года назад
Don't have to know an engine works to drive a car.
@j3badger1
@j3badger1 2 года назад
Can we all just appreciate the pure talent Tom has within these real time conversation to pull out the ridiculousness of Barts existence? Tom will take what seems to be a benign conversational starter, and as the conversation progresses, you realize it was all a plan to hold up Barts life to the world and say "See what he is? Isn't this INSANE?!" Pure ball busting genius.
@will-i-am386
@will-i-am386 2 года назад
That's a stretch anyone can get Bart to share everything it doesn't take genius
@djhart25
@djhart25 2 года назад
"How's your drinking been?"
@supafun33
@supafun33 2 года назад
Nadav: "You're going to eat a nice salad with balsamic dressing." Bert (visibly shaking): "Then you have to eat rocks!"
@itsameyaboi
@itsameyaboi 2 года назад
I can already picture the savory, salty-sweet cereal Bert makes: Dry chunks of Marmite with coconut milk
@bigjoe119
@bigjoe119 2 года назад
Bart is making Tim look thinner every episode.
@evilhomer
@evilhomer 2 года назад
That's a pretty low bar.
@bigjoe119
@bigjoe119 2 года назад
@@evilhomer 😂😂😂
@garrettbrainis
@garrettbrainis 2 года назад
Poor Burnt looks like he’s going through pledgeship.
@nickniehaus1763
@nickniehaus1763 2 года назад
He looks pretty damn great for our pledgeship
@CollinThomasEverett
@CollinThomasEverett 2 года назад
"Ari's cereal has drugs hidden inside" had me dyyying lmaooo
@oaklandtony3306
@oaklandtony3306 2 года назад
The 25% less.
@kennethsimonsen7998
@kennethsimonsen7998 2 года назад
"Cuban sandwich covered in milk" got me good
@Pladderkasse
@Pladderkasse 2 года назад
I can literally see Tom thinking: "Holy shit, I will have to do an actual AA intervention on this guy at some point, raging denial, shouting, tears, the awkward quiet drive to the clinic..."
@TimTrOn3000
@TimTrOn3000 2 года назад
Anyone who thinks Bert is an alcoholic doesn't know what a true alcoholic is.
@magsthebeast6900
@magsthebeast6900 2 года назад
Yeah, I agree with the last comment, I’ve seen some real alcoholics. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a problem but his problem isn’t coming before his family and responsibilities, it isn’t detrimental to his life other than the damage it’s doing to his body. Honestly if he had an actual health problem where he had to stop I feel like he probably could, not that he would be happy about it.
@althenya
@althenya 2 года назад
the replies to this comment sound like people with a drinking problem trying to convince themselves that they're also fine. "So long as it doesn't interfere with your family and life"....so when he's dead at 50, 60 + (which is still young btw his kids might just be starting a family, grandchildren etc.) from cirrhosis or cancer because of it I guess his family will say "well he put us first and he was always there." SO that makes it ok? He probably wants to live long enough to see his kids get out of Highschool so he's got to smarten up soon. He's not getting any younger.
@fatdave124
@fatdave124 2 года назад
This is the smelliest Bart has looked in a while
@inappropriatern8060
@inappropriatern8060 2 года назад
There'll be flies by November. They're usually the first to know.
@mickeysquintz9650
@mickeysquintz9650 2 года назад
I fux with it!
@probablynot879
@probablynot879 2 года назад
I can smell the chlorine from across the Atlantic
@E7FiretrUCK
@E7FiretrUCK 2 года назад
Agreed
@jasonwinterton9369
@jasonwinterton9369 2 года назад
So smelly His jeans are definitely low and loose
@macknickelson4866
@macknickelson4866 2 года назад
Burts cereal: it's just teriyaki chicken and rice soaked in milk.
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 2 года назад
It’s just brisket in a bowl full of Jack.
@franciscogonzalez446
@franciscogonzalez446 2 года назад
Tom realizing that somebody could Robb him blind in the middle of the night and he wouldn’t know until he woke up lmao 🤣
@SSKPG
@SSKPG 2 года назад
Tom trying to tell a story where he was scared being accused as being a racist and the Bert comes in “ if you saw him in a rap video could you recognize him?” 😂😂😂
@GPard970
@GPard970 2 года назад
@1:13:17 two two two two twenty cracks me up so much. I love when Bert stumbles over his words and Tom mocks him
@mitchg5809
@mitchg5809 2 года назад
I love how uncomfortable Tom gets when Bert starts the racial breakdown of the guy being a rapper lol
@migzydrift
@migzydrift 2 года назад
“I just need a little bit of space.” Bert’s gonna die. 🤦🏻‍♂️
@itscodyman2075
@itscodyman2075 2 года назад
#sadfacts
@samloudy845
@samloudy845 2 года назад
Damn Brent I’m impressed! Going from 265-365 in 6 months is hard to do! ✊
@jarenramos123456
@jarenramos123456 2 года назад
Burt is explaining the true definition of Florida man😂💪🤙🤙
@welshboy98
@welshboy98 2 года назад
Bert: I only drink when I have free time. 10 minutes later Bert: I'm easing up on my stand up.
@mannymestrada
@mannymestrada 2 года назад
A SECRET SHOPPER in the retail world… …a third person working on behalf of corporations to make sure their employees are doing their best customer service.
@jcims
@jcims 2 года назад
For us it was competition coming in to get prices.
@MegaFlorest
@MegaFlorest 2 года назад
Some places have them to stop shoplifters. I've seen several confrontations at Target.
@dougiemac164
@dougiemac164 2 года назад
Tom looks like Bert if he got sober and took a shower
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 2 года назад
🤣😂
@no_nosestill_close8010
@no_nosestill_close8010 2 года назад
Tim get the $150k watch for Brett’s bday and watch him open in and realize he has to spend close to $200k for yours! 😂
@lilprix2990
@lilprix2990 2 года назад
Intro had me ugly cry laughing 🤣🤣
@dexraikkonen7
@dexraikkonen7 2 года назад
"We do the savoury cereal with comics"; -Lyle: O'right mate, I'm listening..
@scarymsmary
@scarymsmary 2 года назад
Hear him out. Hear him out.
@spartymatt9627
@spartymatt9627 2 года назад
Imagine someone signing up for BetterHelp and ending up with Bart on the other line: "I'm really struggling with the trauma from my childhood and the relationship with my fathe....." "OH OH that reminds me! The other day I was thinking about buying a new car for my dad, and LeeAnn was a super buzzkill and was like, '(southern accent) ehhhh that's not fiscally responsible!' She's a real bitch sometimes."
@jasonrumfelt2990
@jasonrumfelt2990 2 года назад
Also need a Bert “The Device” Kriescher shirt ASAP
@bigpete990
@bigpete990 2 года назад
Comics kill when they're doing good... Call it Cereal Killers, Tom would love it
@TheMisterMonkeyman
@TheMisterMonkeyman 2 года назад
Well done. Peace.
@davidokk4502
@davidokk4502 2 года назад
Everytime I see Bert is alive it give me hope
@kikib8434
@kikib8434 2 года назад
Tom "it's light-jacket season, I'm a comedian" Segura 😂😂😂.
@scubaseppy
@scubaseppy 2 года назад
The time they release this is perfect.
@jamesjoseph4350
@jamesjoseph4350 2 года назад
I love that Bert thinks his beard covers up how fat he is hahahaha
@Eli-zj7ff
@Eli-zj7ff 2 года назад
It kinda helps lol it would be way worse without lol
@deemedmfg
@deemedmfg 2 года назад
Burnt casually talking about being scared of a Black cat right after discussing Talib Kweli. Nice one, Native.
@ectomorph_7
@ectomorph_7 2 года назад
Burnt 😂
@riceydoeslife1229
@riceydoeslife1229 2 года назад
Tom just feels violated lol, bert in his room while asleep and drinking his beers n shit.. got to love it
@ManateeMentality
@ManateeMentality 2 года назад
47:54 Tom's deadpan "I was gonna talk about something else but go ahead." made me burst out laughing. Also 49:38.
@KurtBob
@KurtBob 2 года назад
The posting of this on Monday mornings is a huge help mentally. Great move. I still hate Nadav for the YMH clips outtros being always too fucking loud. But overall this free content is worth the money.
@deepthought1987
@deepthought1987 2 года назад
I finally found a pod that releases episodes on Sunday 🙏🙏🙏
@sergeyklapnischov4767
@sergeyklapnischov4767 2 года назад
Listen to a kill Tony opening and you will never bitch about nadsdavs sound levels again
@Horsediqdotmpeg
@Horsediqdotmpeg 2 года назад
Did Burt just pitch reinventing cereal as comic branded soups?
@MrCarlos31188
@MrCarlos31188 2 года назад
Comic soups would be awesome
@Horsediqdotmpeg
@Horsediqdotmpeg 2 года назад
@@MrCarlos31188 Brent Krishna’s Chunky Vodka and Kids Leftovers
@dark8eyed8kid
@dark8eyed8kid 2 года назад
I think Berts cereal idea is basically any number of many japanese breakfast ideas.
@Sweed87
@Sweed87 2 года назад
Imagine when Bert realize that his life is not a bit and finally understands that people weren’t joking about that he has a problem with alcohol.
@shadbakht
@shadbakht 2 года назад
If Bert didn't drink he'd be Dwayne the Rock Johnson!! Can you imagine what crazier level of accomplishments and capacity he'd have? If booze is dumbing him down to THIS amazing level, imagine WITHOUT the booze!!!
@breadman-oc2lx
@breadman-oc2lx 2 года назад
This high tech set is great. Being able to hear Nadav bust up , adds a whole new dimension to it.
@mudkipperr2512
@mudkipperr2512 2 года назад
I want to see Bert talk to a chef about his cereal
@benGman69
@benGman69 2 года назад
The new boyfriend: I love dogs. I'm a huge dog lover. Bert: Huh, I'll be the judge of that!
@JillyBeanThreDneThat
@JillyBeanThreDneThat Год назад
I friggen LOVE Bert and Tom. These guys are hysterical!!!!!
@jacoblaffoon6485
@jacoblaffoon6485 2 года назад
Bert: “I have low self esteem.” Also Bert: “now let me tell you how great I am for an hour”. Lol
@wantedki11a135
@wantedki11a135 2 года назад
1:06:16 nadav is probs my favorite studio dude out of all the podcasts i've ever listened to. made me laugh pretty hard on this one especially with burnt saying how its the hardest hes heard him laugh
@MexicanAndaJew
@MexicanAndaJew 2 года назад
I love that Tom still doesn't know what a secret shopper is.
@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 2 года назад
Why is that a thing?
@mateo77ish
@mateo77ish 2 года назад
@@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight Yeah. They look for shoplifters whilst pretending to shop. They don’t have any real power and legally can’t restrain you, but they’ll act like it.
@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight
@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight 2 года назад
@@mateo77ish sounds stupid to me but what do I know🤷🏾‍♀️
@kennyrgb2700
@kennyrgb2700 2 года назад
@@Blackbirdinthedeadofnight my local walmart has them looking through gaps in aisles and stuff
@kennyrgb2700
@kennyrgb2700 2 года назад
I knew a couple of them personally
@Matthewhippy4
@Matthewhippy4 Год назад
The best is going into the room 3 times and nothing from either of them! I’m gonna die laughing!
@FernandoGonzalez-fw7qh
@FernandoGonzalez-fw7qh 2 года назад
Bert’s sober ideas (like the cereal one) is the same as everyone on a coke bender at 3 am coming up with business ideas
@huk-uf7ut
@huk-uf7ut 2 года назад
I guess studio lighting was doing wonders for Burnt. Looks like he’s seconds away from death. Ever since they moved to ennys Dungeon
@TwistedHunt
@TwistedHunt 2 года назад
I was thinking the same. Burnt is looking ruuuuff lately
@clintonleonard5187
@clintonleonard5187 2 года назад
I never understand these comments. What's different about him? He looks the same to me. He's always been an alcoholic.
@huk-uf7ut
@huk-uf7ut 2 года назад
@@clintonleonard5187 you don’t notice the HUGE weight gain in his skull the puffy eyes the ever growing gut the redness to his cheeks it’s all just getting bad. And I hope he gets help.
@J.D.Hardesty
@J.D.Hardesty 2 года назад
"I like to do it allll at once" Yes, that's exactly why you can't implement lasting change.
@kaptinKuba
@kaptinKuba 2 года назад
Good morning family have a great drive to work!
@rkdrama2443
@rkdrama2443 2 года назад
Nite mate
@TheCaptDude
@TheCaptDude 2 года назад
Tom and Brent are such an awesome duo!
@tylerbates8198
@tylerbates8198 Год назад
Bert absolutely hammered drunk “I wasn’t thinking clearly”
@Chukijay
@Chukijay 2 года назад
Bart Goodyear doesn’t need a break, he needs to go to rehab.
@adrienkotcher7810
@adrienkotcher7810 2 года назад
It’s kinda sad listening to an alcoholic justify and convincing himself about his drinking
@MrRhoadsRules25
@MrRhoadsRules25 2 года назад
If it's so sad then why am I laughing
@vitamind2387
@vitamind2387 2 года назад
It’s hilarious but ya it’s starting to catch up to him. Brent’s face is so bloated
@mikelfc12
@mikelfc12 2 года назад
I am willing to sponsor bart
@itscodyman2075
@itscodyman2075 2 года назад
No kidding, I have mixed emotions because it's comical how he tries to justify his lifestyle, but if you've had family lose their battle to alcoholism it's hard to watch at the same time.
@asherstage6349
@asherstage6349 2 года назад
Got an hour drive left!! Perfect timing
@probablynot879
@probablynot879 2 года назад
Safe journeys bro
@bertbarzola551
@bertbarzola551 2 года назад
How pissed tom got when bert is looking through his calendar is amazing 😂
@danielford9136
@danielford9136 2 года назад
Tom looking at the camera is funny every single time.
@jasonrumfelt2990
@jasonrumfelt2990 2 года назад
Soooo… we are getting this “he said he a comedian” shirt right Nadav?
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