for real. bert would be fun to drink, listen to music etc and have competitions who can shoot ropes further. then you’d be done. tom seems like a genuinely fun guy to hang out with who you could just chill with.
Tom is the manipulative psycho calculating his moves, Bert likes to have fun, id choose Bert from the weed alone and i dont wanna share a home with control freak
@@torontotonto6189 control freak? The same guy who all he can do is complain about nasty ass flossers strewn about by his wife, which is a legitimate gripe? There's boundaries and then there's control. He ain't the latter.
As a straight man... Tom, because he takes real showers, i could have a conversation with him without being interrupted and i feel we could have a fun rope shooting competition which i'd lose.
Tom listens..Tom engages, Tom gets off on pissing/heckling people. Tommy gets the win. Bert love your confidence my man but stick to your family and the oculus!
You do have to make the decision though, of either waking up in the morning to a bear wielding a knife over you, or a bear holding cocktails, who stinks like shit and f**ks dogs 😂😂
@@millardfilmore1403 10/10 tommy smells like a dream. You don’t think homie is hitting that shower after the gym everyday and rocking some bouji cologne? Gtfo here.
fr i’m surprised joe hasn’t tried it yet or just anyone in general, that would be nice to just chill and feel like you’re there and smoke a joint n have a drink with em
Tom is the kind of person you can fall in love with due to his big heart and soft features. Bert is the kind of person you love for the first 10 minutes then want to be rid of him.
100% TOM!!! Dude is dark and speaks my language. Love his comedy and how he views the world. Bert is like a one night stand, fun for a night but obnoxious when they try to linger. Here’s your Uber Bert.
Burt did great in this episode at 13:38 He has a thought pop in his mind that he does not interrupt anyone with and wait until Tom is done speaking to let his mind ramble.
Yeah but he misses cheating and use to do it and has zero remorse.. I actually think Bert has cheated on his wife. Also he talks about how hot everyone is. Really lost some points with me.
Hear me out, but I think it’s all part of the comedy. It works well, so we’ll most people think it’s not getting extra sauce on top. If they didn’t act things out more, it would be boring either way. This is a good flow and funny concept to roll with, so they cater to it.
Easily Tom, stable, kind, and hilarious. I would need a liver transplant every year if I choose Bert. Bert would also get very tiring after a day of his constant need for attention.
Toms a dude that’ll wine and dine you. Bert’s more of a Applebees kind of person and would make you split the check at the end. Toms also got the humor and knows when and when not to use it while Bert’s more of a freight train.
Nah Bert is generous. I can see him saying let’s order everything on the menu and have as many margaritas till the first person pukes. Bert picks up the check every time. Guaranteed. Unless he’s with Rogan.
My favorite thing was Bert on Steve-Os podcast.. explaining to two long-time sober people that the healthiest thing he's done for himself recently was switch to tequila rather than vodka.. they weren't even talking about Bert's alcoholism, he just has it ingrained in his head to justify it at every turn hahahah
"I love her way more than someone deserves to be loved" "I'm not spending that money on HER" "Leanne is hard to like let alone fall in love with" "I miss cheating so much" 🤣😭 All in one pod lmao
Tom!! Btw Tom I walked past you on your way to the elevator in a swanky hotel in Vero Beach on Christmas, 2 drinks in your hand.. I was so in love I couldn't even speak! 😂😂😂 Turned around, elevator closed 💔
I can't fall in love with Tom cause he's just going to kill me when he's done with me. I can't fall in love with Bert cause I've already raised a child 😂😂😂
Bert is a bachelor party in Vegas that makes you hate yourself and everything that got you to that point. Tom is a glass of classy wine and a cigar after a successful week of finding Garth's hidden cemetery.
Tom gives off an air of confidence and stability. His need to occasionally follow a woman home to see if he could murder her should his heart desire such a result is something I could learn to live with. I think Bert's St Bernard with ADHD energy would wear me down pretty quick. Great at parties, but not the boo you bring home to Thanksgiving.
Brent is for sure the “ex husband type” who hyped himself up to be way more like-able than reality proves to be true… (Avid listeners know how he punches up his stories.) Tim is the picture perfect, chill, self centered rebound future ex husband. Who you just seems boring after the whole Houdini experience Burnt Kercher pulled.
Tom’s the one I would fall in love with, Bert’s the one I would remember years later because of the year we spent getting high and hammered and fighting.
Bert is the best example of failing upwards. Also, its incredible to see Bert realize something the world already knows. Like "hey, I touched water the other day and I swear to god it was wet"
