Escargot Sausage 

laying in bed at 1am whispering “that’s the snail water…” along with mister sausage

This is the best episode in a while. It highlights everything we love about Monsior Sauseege: 1. His lack of preparation. 2. A nearly complete ineptitude with kitchen utensils, appliances, and concepts. 3. The courage and willingness to cram literally ANYTHING into his mouth for views. 4. An M. Night Shabamalam-like twist where it turns out to be a decent sausage. He is a true 21st Century American Hero. I salute him, and send my deepest sympathies to his family who has to walk around in all kinds of smells.

Will forever call snails “Earth Shrimps” from now on Thank you sir sausage

Suggestion: the Very Hungry Caterpillar Sausage. Contents include: 1 apple, 2 pears, 3 plums, 4 strawberries, 5 oranges, 1 slice of chocolate cake, an ice cream cone, a pickle, Swiss cheese, salami, a lollipop, a slice of cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, and a slice of watermelon. And we can’t forget one nice green leaf.

We got a "that's the ___ water" BEFORE the sausage stuffing this time. Truly a sign of things to come.

“Why didn’t I study in school?!” Mr. Sausage, you’re an innovator. Ain’t no skool gonna teach you this brand of creativity.

Two satisfying things in this episode: - Hearing Mr. Sausage sing TMBG - Hearing Mr. Sausage call Bimbish a bald prick

I've had escargot once and taste and texture-wise, it was like the exact middle point between a shrimp and a mushroom, sauted in garlic butter. So earth shrimp sounds about right.

most surprising sausage rating i've seen in a while, what a wild ride

It truly is a wonder we havent gotten the babish colab with the culinary masterpieces we keep getting

This feels like a slasher film that ends with the teens becoming friends of the monster. What a grand rollercoaster of emotion!

With each episode, the lore and rituals get stranger and stranger. I love how insane and incomparble it is to the early episodes.

He’s working his way up to the fabled Surströmming episode.

I can't believe Mr. Sausage kidnapped a Frenchman and turned him into sausage

As a French woman who asked for this sausage back in May 2020, I'm happy it happened, I'm glad the result is a 4/5.

I remember the first time my family tried Escargot we tried to pin down the flavor and landed on calling it “land crab” so the “earth shrimp” bit sent me to memory lane. Perfectly apt description

I can't believe watching him said "Let's Saucisse" would make my day so bright. As a french snail eater, thanks.

That's why most people eat snails with a butt load of garlic and butter.

Oh my giddy aunt, all my dreams have finally come to fruition! Escargot sausage, a TMBG song, some sort of accent. Absolutely fantastic episode 5/5 snail waters!

Freshly made escargot is actually delicious as hell, its like eating buttery garlicy mushrooms!

Mr. Sausage showing how dedicated he is by learning to speak French fluently just for this one episode.

Mr. Sausage keeping the bimbish beef alive for seemingly no reason is the content I subscribe for

This must be the cat food sausage of Paris. You've made French cats proud today. Also the sausage arms for the rating art were a very nice touch to the snowman, and how they were progressively bursting. 😆 Well done Longnames Art! I tip my hat to you. Also also now I'll always call snails earth shrimp. Thank you muchly for this vocabulary boost.

Now that you did a Sausage version of a They Might Be Giants song, I now have to request...a sausage made from every food item mentioned in TMBG's "Dinner Bell" from their Apollo 18 album.

Wow I'm really surprised by the score considering you didn't add any butter, I bet that was a relief when it tasted better than cat food lol

Another great episode, sir. Please do an NSE where you boil lobster in beans

the singing of “put a little sausage in your soul” blessed the outcome of this episode

Mr. Sausage, you have no idea how long the TMBG fans have been waiting for this one. I feel like this is the kind of channel we appreciate.

The look of it reminds me of ground up mushrooms. Like that mushroom paste you make to put around beef wellington before wrapping it in pastry

1:54 just proves Mr. Sausage has music taste. TMBG 4 LIFE

I'm in tears, that was fantastic.. the French accent, the snail water, the description of the smell, just brilliant!

this is automatically my new favorite episode by virtue of you singing a they might be giants song

Mr. Sausage has a brother!? The Sausage-verse continues to expand!

Next time you’re hosting a party, serve your enemies snail water instead of hotdog water!

"low and slow is my only friend in this world" that had me cackling, God I love this channel

1:55 'Sausage in Your Soul' is a jam! Love They Might Be Sausage 🤙

This is technically the slowest sausage, so we need the fastest sausage next

This show is upping the quality every season. Aging like fine wine and spoiled ground beef.

This feels like a food you’d have after the apocalypse y’know? All I’ve got are these snails and intestines

I about flipped my lid when you started singing They Might Be Giants. One of my absolute favorite bands, and your riff on it was perfect.

Mr. Sausage doing a French Accent is the funniest thing I've heard in quite a while. We must protect this man at all costs.

OMG monsieur saucisson you have made my dreams come true by using my box art in your video. I can die happy now!!!! Thanks so much!! You're accent is simply irresistible. Mrs. Sausage is a lucky lady, escargot breath and all :)

You turned a bunch of snails.. into one bigger snail, then ate it. Brave sausage man

I really respect how ordinary sausage can dread something the whole time he's making it but not let that feeling effect his judgement

I just wanna point out. The worst the ingredient, and the more it looks like poo, the better score it gets (usually). Also... GRAVY AND BISCUIT SAUSAGE WHEN!?!? Make my dreams come true, Mr. Sausage!

You should try century egg sausage

Snails are seriously underrated, if cooked properly they’re delightful

This is one of the sausages of all time

Thanks for doing the things nobody else will! TMBG reference was excellent! This was a great one and loved the will it blow 😆 🧡

Snails are one of those things that always surprise people by how good they are. Shockingly tasty animal.

The best part is, snails are basically free from spring to autumn. There are hundreds in the garden after a rain. Why have I never thought of this.

Been watching you for more than a year Mr sausage, today's my bday, feels like a small present that u uploaded today, if u seen this than have a amazing day (even if you don't see this have an amazing day)

For someone reason I really liked snails as kid. In the shell in one of those snail pans with garlic butter.

Your videos always pop up when I need it most.

2:27 The way he said “Les saucisses” made me laugh way too hard

I haven't laughed out loud in bed loud enough to wake my wife and newborn in a long time! Fantastic episode, thank you! (Also, shoulda cooked them in garlic butter with parsley first)

1:54 i knew this guy had good music taste, my favorite band

Thank you for your bravery and these videos.

The gentle poke of the snails followed by the impassioned "YUCKIE" took me tf out

I love snail. I was on a cruise when I had my first snail, it was Garlic butter Snail, and I was addicted, I got it every night during dinner, I had a total of 60 snails during the cruise 8 snails per platter. It was amazing

YES! A SAUSAGE PARODY OF THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS!!!

The words “that’s the snail water” have now been said for the first time in history.

ABOUT FKN TIME! Thank you Mr Sausage, I have been suggesting this for many months.

i love the box art!! its so cute

4:10 This is quite possibly the most turd looking sausage I've ever seen!

Watching what were once whole creatures be instantly reduced to paste was horrifying

One of the best episodes of ordinary sausage so far

Let's kick it up a notch: Surströmming is another one needing to get done. Just be sure to open the container in water so you don't stink the whole place up!

Someone needs to share this with Saruei, it would make for a hilarious reaction video.

I was so scared I couldn't look at the screen and then when he started talking about how he liked it I was very relieved.

Worth every second! Thank you Mr Sausage!

I swear, this is like watching interdimensional cable.

Another great video by Mr. Sausage, I loved that you did the power puff theme song at the end of the video. Been in hospital since Monday so this was a nice treat to the day. The french accent kept making me think of the French chef from The Little Mermaid movie by Disney 👍.

The acknowledgement of the ingredient water is my new favourite part of these videos.

"It's mine, it's my nightmare" was great and the brother fart comment was amazing

This is so far the best thumbnail you've ever done lmao

Tuned in to this video after not watching him for a few months and very surprised he keeps the same formula with the vids, might have to start binge-watching everything I missed

wow that boxart was one of the best yet!

LOL, that Boxart is on point man.

Finally, a They Might be Giants parody. Truly blessed times.

You funny I appreciate you doing this. I don't understand why you do it tho but it never gets old especially the community with it

This was one of the more intense episodes so far. A wild ride throughout.

This channel is a winner. The they might be giants song pushed it over the top. You deserve to prosper.

I’ve never seen a more perfect video, you gonna make it in Hollywood

Oh man I've been waiting for this one

"There's six dozen snails inside of this can" 😭😂

I've been waiting for this sausage for a while and it did not disappoint in the slightest 🐌

I'm starting to think you're burning out your tastebuds with all these unpredictable ratings. That being said, well done monsieur.

I tweeted you everyday for a year, about 2 years ago for escargot sausage. You’ve made my fantasies a reality

They grinded surprisingly well

Great They Might be Giants refrence.. perfection as always Mr.Sausage!

That's the coolest snail I've ever seen on a thumbnail

Random song suggestion, "All we want to do is eat your brains" is now "All we want to do is eat sausage!"

i had more fun watching this one video than probably every single tiktok i have ever come across with in my entire life combined.

"my sausage is full of snails" top tier reference there, mon ami

3:58, this looks like an absolute nightmare

One of my dream sausages is not only surprisingly good but it also came with TMBG! huzzah!

Oh man, even Shyamalan couldn't have predicted that twist! LOL Thanks for the video sir.

my man Mr Sausage is legit giving a restaurant in England several free recipes here

I think both the audience and Mr. Sausage himself endure a lot for this show but "That's the snail water" definitely broke me and I'd be willing to wager it broke him too