Ethan Vs The Goons 

Your comment made me laugh so hard.

This is accurate.

Cheetos and warm, flat Coors lite

@@jaimiesomerville6464 He should make a cologne called "Cheetos, Coors, and day-old C*m"

Stale Cheetos, specifically

mike doesn’t even know how the iq test works 💀

You didn’t need to quote Hawkings to understand he’s a loser

Stephen Hawking's dead now so he couldnt have been that smart.

@@morganlane5702 ...

@@davve5657 if he was smart he wouldn’t have died easy as that

I was just about to comment this, it would have so many situations where it would be perfect

I was infinitely better at football than H3.

@Matthew Rendenm lmao you’re definitely a 10 year old

@Matthew Rendenm you didn’t make a point, and you have horrible typing skills....you’re 10

@Matthew Rendenm you definitely peaked in high school

Loool anyone who talks about high school is weird as fuck

He was trying to use his 50cent words from the SAT and failed and used 5cent words then used them wrong 🤣😂

He definitely butchered that last sentence, but which words did he use incorrectly? You’re biased, and projecting your disdain. Lmao

YESSS!!! I was thinking the same! The guys he's chatting with must be dumb asses too to not know this,they just fall for his bullshit speeches that don't make sense 🤣🤣🤣

drug abuse bro, you dont talk this stupid without it

📠 he’s in the comment section on the NoJumper podcast debating a comment similar to this. He’s asking people to “cite one example”. Lol so now he’s getting lit up with people citing Mike misusing words

I think most people do lmao

@@TheKrodes i shit with the door open when home alone

@@namjoonie936 i shit on my bedroom floor

I'm dying lmao

they’re gonna toss ethan in a locker if he doesn’t stop messing with them

them in high school: 📈 after graduation: 📉

@@reneelane5117 they’re making several millions a year...?

@@reneelane5117 that’s not even true tho

i know right so hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ikr I died

bruh same i started rolling for no reason when he did that 😂

why two M's?????

So funny.....

HA

This deserves more likew

Nope

💀💀 obsessed

and explains so much

If banks has a 0 IQ how did he make faze such a successful company???

0 iq and made one of the most successful brands/company?

0 IQ but he's susecful

Didn't say I agree I was explaining what he was saying. Don't come for me🙄

@@youngboiskrrt4097 don’t believe me, but i’m pretty sure it’s a joke

Well going From 2 to 1 is also Infinite Just Like Dan Said

@@OoELITEPLAYERoO very true. I believe 1 approaching 0 is typically the introduction concept to infinitely approaching a number without ever reaching it. But like you said it can really be applied to any number or range of numbers.

Hey Faze and Mike, if you’re so smart, come do calculus against us.

@@under-._.-score they have to be able to do basic algebra first 🤣

love how you cite mean girls LOL

*Genius*

6,942,981,102, D chess

They share the same half brain cell

They all look and act the same. I genuinely can't distinguish them apart

a lot of intelligent people don’t do well/drop out of school because of focus or work ethic. school is a test of how well you can do work not how smart you are

School teaches discipline and adaptability, not intelligence.

@@nickg2129 Definitely was for me - the work ethic/focus (cuz I may have mild ADHD). Plus my OCD which isn't all that bad but really makes me want to do things meticulously and "perfect", it did stop me a bit. Wish mental illness and health support was better in school, u never know what's going on with some ppl..

@@cyanprince00 for sure man, I struggle with ADD it was the same for me. schools do nothing to help and just assume you’re lazy or something. I just started taking adderall this week and it helps a lot. have you seen a doctor or psychiatrist yet?

Hes not smart, just reads alot of Huffpo

@@Mar.1634 thank you thank you, years of wicked fast metabolism forced me to be comfortable emptying my bowels anywhere

if theres an insecure dumbass on the internet, ethan will sniff them out and is not at all afraid to jump into the mud with them. its exhausting sometimes and entertaining sometimes. this is entertaining imo.

Alissa violet I think she went back to him. There's videos about it though.

Yeah Alyssa Violet exposed him as banging another girl in their guest house when she was home, that he would throw her phone and he bought her a new car cause he broke the windows in hers etc. basically said he had a temper and was mad jealous but was also screwing around on her

@@empac8631 ew Banks is such a loser. I remember when he took off that hat during that bar fight in the security footage and he was balding around the crown like a monk

Okay I'm tried of this bs. Yes banks did do those things and I don't approve over it but yall act like human never done things they don't regret. A good chunk of people manage to have normal life good from any "disease" that call for mental problems and you can act all boujie about it but there's alot of people with mental problems. You also know there a thing called redemption, growing up, maturing from things and that how human always do this. Cancel culture is good at certain point but to think a human is piece of shit base off a moment( extreme action are a different story there are limits as a well too, hints a cancel culture to put someone in there place) we don't the person well enough. If we're going off videos and we don't know them so we have to go off videos, he has matured from this. They are definitely on good term, still talk amd care for each other. But I literally don't get hate for him from this fan base and h3h3 himself. He runs the business for the most known gaming team by far and stay away from drama for the most part. The whole thing dumb bc h3h3 and keemstar hates each other and keem is connected with banks. Also it makes comments like this hypocritical because even h3h3 had allegation of him from the past of him saying racist stuff and yes all recorded as well too. But he owned up, apologized and moved on from it; maturing and redeeming their self to become a better person.

@@o0oo0o70 bro, I was literally saying why trisha might have said he had allegations. When did I ever say that he hasn't grown or anything like that? They were confused as to why trisha said what she said so I was just saying that might have been the thing. I don't hate banks and I never said I did. I actually gained a lot of respect for him after he was sticking up for fousey when Keem was trying to profit off his mental breakdown. Chill my guy

@crycharlie 30 is more than enough for this type of content imo

sad it's not 8k 120fps for a podcast

Idk my tv is at 4320p 60fps 3090 RTX

You watch h3h3 lol shutup

@@cadensoter4619 what's wrong with that ?

@@cadensoter4619 An important part of the podcast is hila and dan saying: No ethan, thats incorrect 🤣

@@AST-erisked that has nothing to do with what I said

@Sarah Rose just a little fact that a lot of people don’t know

He's like Tim pool but Tim uses the beanie to hide it

bald men are very successful so 🤷‍♂️

@@TheAmishRifle im pretty sure a lot of ppl know

@@caytonhopson3200 absolutely! I never said they weren’t. I’ll probably be bald myself soon. I wasn’t hating or making fun of him, I’ve just seen people asking why he always wears a hat so I figured I’d answer that question for anyone who was wondering.

What does it mean to be a blanket?

@@uhshuffle It means your going full Faze bro mode.

Laugh out loud

@@nicholassingh1476 hilarious

@@uhshuffle Bro I’m so bro I forgot how to read

Omg🥴 so uncomfortable

Lol can’t wait until they make the connection between Alissa and blanks. Trisha made a video on Alissa about body shaming. Lmao shes gonna roast both of them

@@Charlietrucks Alissa didn't body shame, she made a "body positivity" post on tiktok by slouching and trying so hard to show "rolls" she didn't have, and in the next clip she was standing normal and saying like reality vs expectation, but the way she did it was so bad because people naturally have rolls but she was trying so hard to create rolls when its supposed to be body positivity when in reality she doesn't even have rolls.

No, she didn’t claim that at all. She said he broke her phone while drunk and cheated on her. She clarified he never laid a finger on her. That’s not assault. Keep reaching.

@@wytpny557 yup I remember all of that! I just got the wording wrong . Trisha used fat phobia in her video title, not body shaming.

@@coinslot8985 i'm pretty sure he did but whatever

Lmfao

Omg 😂😂

Hmm

that's a dub raw dawging no birth control needed

Faze banks owns part of faze clan. Google faze clan’s network

White knight 🤣

Financial advantage? Lmfao you mean just as any age-unspecific organization? I hope you realize faze banks, as a co-leader of faze, gives these kids a platform and an audience, putting money on the table for both sides. The contracts they sign these "children" to are also very lenient, they can easily leave the organization if they feel mistreated.

@@sarahisa5067 lmao! 🤡

@@sarahisa5067 So you just know nothing about the CSGO gambling stuff

2 years late but I 100% back up this comment. I really don't know a lot about where AB is from or how long did he live in the Middle East, but as a 30 years old man who's born and lives there, I've never ever in my entire life heard about such a thing. He really needs to relax with generalizing what weird shit his family do with the whole Middle East just because they're Middle Eastern too lol.

What's wrong with breaking up with someone you're not compatible with?

@@autumnburton2091 based on the dms, it can be worked out. Relationships takes work, Mikes not the worst guy, hes just immature as hell. Guy is 36 and hes still living that white boy summer.

@@autumnburton2091 the list of pros and cons made him seem super self centered and immature. It’s fine that they didn’t work out, but he seemed like a pretty shitty partner

@@autumnburton2091 he had the audacity to blame her for most of the faults in the relationship and try to bait her to want to “earn” him back by changing what seems like decent qualities in a person for the most part. He cheated on her, would talk shit about her each break up online and then when he said he was gonna live with her she bought them a house and he legit peaced on her after buying the house to do a content house with Banks. He doesn’t respect her when she actually would help his videos and seemed to genuinely care for him. He’s a loser, guy plays grand theft auto and role plays. Look up one video of it, it’s so fucking cringe.

@@empac8631 How do you know the context? The list said these are reasons “why I don’t date you.” That’s not blaming her for everything, that’s just explaining why he thought the relationship wouldn’t work out. I obviously know nothing else about their relationship but being blunt with someone you broke up with doesn’t make you a bad person. And Lana never said he cheated, she said that after they broke up he started sleeping with other people and he didn’t tell her

Except for the fact that you would die from the immense heat and pressure at a certain point

@@kyltib24 not to be that kid but he did say theoretically

@@stricko4444 ahhh good point

@@kyltib24 glad you took it well💕

So go watch old episodes?

Trisha rubbed off on him

It hasn't been long at all since they did an episode without talking about idiotic "influencers". Maybe just a few days/a week. I mean it is right to bring awareness to how stupid these ppl are and that they have real accusations against them. The people following them need to be aware of that and maybe that u shouldn't be looking up to these weirdos.

@@gringa978 Yeah ik. There was literally no point in clicking on this video at all since u know they're talking about these losers. They do have plenty of other topics and clips..

dude has always been willing to roll around in the mud to put down a dumbass. only difference is that he doesnt spin it off into its own separate thing and is more weaved into his regular content.

So did I