Even the Babies Have No Respect 

Humans are nutter...

@@charlietube7165 not even close my guy

😂😂😂

@@lukelblitz3627 yes..yes they are. And humans are also part of nature.

@@DoctorBoom. Do you see this man content? Lol nature be on 10

Glad someone else caught this lol

"It's curtains for the Sitar Lady..."

I popped for that.😄

That was awesome.

Bruh I squealed when he said that

Lol, i had same thought 😁

Pathetic is what that is /s

Yessir

@@earthling_parth What's pathetic is using tone indicators.

Cheetah so fast it chortle sounds like a chirp..

Yes lol

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Why is that a mood though 😂😂😂😭😭

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Fucking perfect 😂💀

Er

Yes! I can't even! XD

I know!!!

lame

Think playful puppy

i love that he’s truthful instead of making shit up

It was between that and dumpster Tweety, for me😂😂😂

@@user-xf4ii1rm4u humans are animals

For some reason I instantly remembered Eyes of Heaven

@@leolovelife well yes but actually NO

@Bob Johnson technically, animals disappear after the apocalypse since they can't tell right from wrong.

"No thanks, i choose life"

I lost it at that last sentence

“You mama so big” is basically a complement for hippos

yo mama so fat she could kill me if she wanted

@@supernova3241 moto moto approves*

True

Hood Nature is forever

Saw u

I’m finally early, also I agree

I'm counting on how many channel I see you. 8.

Gustave was so massive that he couldn’t hunt the fast-moving fish and land animals that crocodiles normally hunt, which forced him to seek out bigger and slower targets like hippos, buffalo, and even humans. Gustave is the only croc in existence that Hippos are rightly afraid of.

@@kidshaldeman2091hippos run at 30mph who called them slow

@@rurounijay7100 Hippos are slower than small freshwater fish that crocodiles normally hunt.

@@rurounijay7100 L

@@rurounijay7100 On land. They can only do about 5-8 miles per hour in water.

Ditto

It is a homicide horse

He's already done that I think

oh like making u love the animal u hate the most or somthing

@@dragonshards8261 yeah let's take that name.

@@Raptorkid4444 mk!!

he's done that for sharks, spiders, snakes and rats

I've never seen any camels in anywhere but desert moonscapes. None in Alaska. None in the Amazon. Etc.

I knew my mom had it in her! (Mom it's a joke)

@@nastybastardatlive idk I've seen some in England Looked miserable but they were there

England tends to cause that.

@@nastybastardatlive ...llamas, alpacas boom

😂 Yeah, that got me too !

Wow that describes exactly what my parents can't do

@@taeyangshairdryer6478 hahahah good one

I literally saw a guy call over a gator like it was a puppy

Same with alligators, but then they are related to crocodiles.

They can even run as a politician... Very incedible animal.. amezeeng..

That's exactly what fornicating would have felt like.

In the mountains in Pennsylvania, you can hear them sometimes in the middle of the night. Sounds like a woman being violently murdered. Shit's unsettling as fuck.

@@godofrock117 ooh that reminds me of camping in bumfuck nowhere, north carolina! me and my cousins were at our favorite spot, it's dark out, no cellphone signal, around the campfire when we hear the screaming. we camp a lot so figured it was a mountain lion. we left a few days later and turns out a woman actually got murdered. the killer was found a few miles away from our spot.

@@godofrock117 Fischer Cat screams like that too

@@Ash-yf2gs Sounds like fun! /s

"They're lumpy sacks of chill, but they're lumpy sacks of chill that dont hurt us. That gets privileges." - Crocodiles, probably

And capybaras

Even gators need friends

@@lepurpleboi3266 tell that to all the animals that see capybaras as free food lol

I mean if we’re being technical here Gators really aren’t that dangerous to larger animals.

They do it for fun

and then Gustave turn back , menacingly

@@Godzilla-bu1vj LoL 😂.

It always good to know a foreign language.

I once had a girlfriend who I taught how to bark like a dog

@@molybdaen11 True!

@@libertyandjusticeforall6435 🤣🤣🤣

@Vyorus how cute! one of my cats does a long dragged out growl like an old man whenever she's annoyed lol

Sounds like the street crossing buttons in California

Actually that’s a bird chirp and someone’s sneeze (probably)

Sounds like the simmered down version of the laser beam sound effects of star wars 💀👌🏿

@@sol-sky3947 Holy shit i hear it

@@ryukira5152 😂😭

I on the surface agree, but also I doubt Netflix's capacity to let him just be himself under contract. This kinda maverick content can stand on its own.

I would pay to see that

Lets not. Why let Netflix destroy another good thing?

I don’t know, kids might watch and become scarred. Also, how do you have almost 600 subs with no vids?

@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry now has 600 subs because of me

Cheetahs when they realize they can speedrun through super Mario bros but can't speedrun through getting a happy meal without getting attacked: *I won but at what cost*

Hey at least they got the highest hunting success rate in comparison to all the other big cats, so that's something.

They aren't chirping, they are roaring at the speed of light.

MEANWHILE, ON THE CANIDAE SIDE OF CARNIVORA: Maned Wolf: *HEAR ME R O A R*

When you surpass the speed if light, the drawback is being surrounded by darkness

Extra medium

This is about hippos. Foh with cat shit

I second this

@@iamthefuss934 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love this

That's not the nest itself just the contents that were removed.

@@RollerBaller ik

If the harpy eagle was a human he’d be a serial killer no one was shocked about with random severed feet hidden under his bed.

That just makes me like it more 😆 I want one

" _HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY?!_ " 😼

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@@Breezy-is4gu no u

@@Zoxxies I did

@@Matty_Patty50 oh, so like the deal crocodiles have with a certain bird. They open their mouths and the birds will swoop down and peck at the left overs to leave their teeth clean

@@jeffreysian-salas1689 facts i was thinking the same thing

Stop it. Thank you. Cant be laughin this loud at 3am

Salty lollypop

Lol

Crocodile: I will bite your head off Momma hippo: the fuck you say, you glorified alligator Glorified Alligator: nothing

@@MattBnl2ih GLORIFIED ALLIGATOR.

Honestly I'm all in for them being domesticated by humans because they getting clapped left and right in the wild anyways 😂🤷🏿‍♂️

Ancient Egypt domesticated them before. We can do it again.

@@VGJustice ancient egitpians also domesticated the spoted hyena....i wonder if those big dogs in ancient war were really dogs but hyenas.

@Dream Chaser lol boodie ladies walking around beverly hills with a you sized elephant in their purse, im for it

@@bladerj Hyenas do be massive irl

Thank you!!

@@mndiaye_97 hello there. I have no comment just wanted to say hi :)

Far from a steve irwin he prolly uses wikipedia and is a normal ass person

@@RanchDelivery yeah I appreciate what they are trying to say but Steve Irwin isn’t the comparison lol

How you gonna say that when his son is literally still doing exactly so and still teaching till this day literal bozos

You shouldn't get too attached to cheetahs cuz they get Clap by almost everything in the wild so they're probably going to go extinct soon

@@fastpoptart And yet they are listed as Vulnerable, the least at risk category for extinction.

@@frenchbreadstupidity7054 I looked it up on Google and found that there's only 7000 cheetahs left

In medical science, that's called a prolapse.

@@jamesjohnson1050 making it easier to perform a prostate exam I guess. 😂

they had i think two bottle neck event that limited there genetic diversity and lead to massive amounts of inbreeding, kind made them the way they are, and even wild ones can be surprisingly friendly at time.

@@rmkarros You could argue the same for us, actually. Wanna know why inbreeding is such a huge deal for us humans that is for other mammals? Simple: WE ARE ALREADY QUITE INBRED. You can blame that on the Toba catastrophe

@@KlavierMenn we where not brought down to less then 20 Individuals around 10,000 years ago, cheetahs have. also we have interebreed with 2-4 other hominid species so our genetic diversity is fairly high.

Because there is no evolution. That’s why.

@@rmkarros it was probably closer to six individuals actually.

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The only person who’ll challenge you is your mother herself

And this is why I have a thing for tall women. It's merely an evolutionary need, not anything weird-

😆 🤣 😂

@@chronicbackpain6047 lady d.

sloth-Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Harpy Eagle: YOINK

Fun fact: The harpies dont usually kill then, they use the sloth manly for training of their offspring. Sloths arent that much nutritive att all and harpies are apex predators that can eat basically anything, so why bother to kill and eat if sloths are good for training.

@@edgartoniolo1819 that's even worse

@@edgartoniolo1819 long and sharp claws soft skin you do not need to try to kill

He already did

@@supa_qu3168 where?

Ignorance is bliss

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you must be fun at parties

Thought I heard that quote before

Ty I came looking for this or to say it myself good old 90s cartoon references

I'm glad someone else caught that, too

Good ol’ Bushwick the cockroach

Thank you! Couldn't remember where i heard that from.

My personal favorite is "Murder Tweety". Or, really, any Tweety variant.

I should not know by heart what any of these mean and it's sad that I do.

@@sleeplessgames1677 honestly I think it’s great that you know what he is referring to with those names.

@@MrNope-oo9nh Dumpster Tweety

These are so creative and hilarious.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wish more people knew there's not only no shame in admitting a fault; it can sometimes give you cred to do it.

Even Einstein admitted to mistakes so I totally agree

Fr he's so cool

Its called integrity. We used to have that in mass before.

Humble To The Bones ☠️

omfgg i died when he said this hahahahahah

Ok where's the funny in your comment, you used some kind of meme template but it's just you saying you laughed with your brother, where's the goddamn funny

@@feb9511 yeah me and my brother laughed at that

Damn straight

Absolutely!! Get this comment more likes 👍👍👍👍👍👍

Oh I would PAY to see this!

@Red Fern Finch Look it up on youtube and prepare to be equally amazed and horrified. It's not that well known, but it's honestly probably one of the most important and insightful studies of the modern age.

@@magiv4205 lol even our very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very *1 million very' later* distant cousins are doing wars lol

You be even funnier if he put the same heavy tone as the channel "hood politics" but with this great slanders he has

LMAO

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_cat Apparently Cheetah is a big cat though

@@mvkfeb6 The first sentence is quite confusing, but reading through the article and a couple follow through links, I’m gathering officially, by taxonomy standards, true “big cats” are those in the genus Panthera which have the ability to roar (aside from the clouded leopard which has similar defining body structures to do this though it’s shorter so cannot actually roar and there’s been dispute over their classification due to this). The cheetah is not in this genus and cannot roar, and is therefore not a true “big cat.” I think that first sentenced is trying to acknowledge cheetahs and cougars are often still referred to as big cats though aren’t by official standards, but you have to read the rest the webpage to get that

@@mvkfeb6 yes cos Wikipedia is a scientific journal. Anyone can edit wiki pages u know?

Well, the term 'big cats' is not an official nickname for Panthera, so it's not really wrong to call cougars and cheetahs 'big cats'

Best explanation I've heard. Especially the taxoplasmosis part. Even though id like to think I'd tear a random cat or dog that attacked me to shreds.

Evolution is a myth. You literally just learned about horses being born with slippers to protect the mom. That's not evolution. It's intelligent design

@@deusvult6920 -- Meh. Believe what you wanna believe.

@@deusvult6920 Or, you know? Those that didn't have that would just kill their mother?

@@deusvult6920 Intelligent design? You're insane.

I thought that was still his name

wait what the fuck

Holy shit

When did that happen

WAIT WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!

Pretty much just capybara 2.0 lol

Yes! Omg last year we spent a week around Crystal river and visited most of the springs and manatee swam 2x . So many house right on the water and manatees galore. Fell in love

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"Jeremias this is what happens when you go smoking pufferfish with the dolphils, you get hallucinations"

Terry*

Your cat prolly learnt a life changing truth 😅

While they technically can turn you into a hashtag, they're actually quite friendly to humans and will even allow you to get up close to them

Well, the echidna isn't all that dangerous compared to most things.

Yup, Rex the Alligator from Snake Discovery has toys in her enclosure she loves destroying.

It's like trying to wait for a delivery without videogames. I'd be bored too even If I barely move.

Lmaooo I was wondering if I was the only one that understood that reference, Shwick(Bushwick) was one of my favorite antagonist of the series😂😭😂😭

Baby hippo: Maaa! Maaa! Come here! Crocodile: I was just kidding baby, just kidding, chew away!

Mother: *Try me bitch*

Mother hippo with a shitty haircut: "WHAT?!?!??!??!!!!"

Well hate to break it to you guys, but a 14 ft crocodile has been spotted and RECORDED attacking and chasing a female hippo

Baby hippo : mommy he's being mean to me Crocodile : I was kidding I was kidding

Oh they were

Here's a random dark humor for you: When does a joke become a dad joke? *When he leaves and never comes back.*

He's the bill nye of geography

@@israelmcclain8097 your jokes need work

TED talk delivery, street vocabulary. I love this kid!

Right?! He fast tracked my brain straight to a Patreon subscription. I learn so much and absolutely LOVE all of his clever euphemisms for death 😂