EVERY 40k Faction Builds A Race Car

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On this week’s episode, Gork and Mork conjure up the wackiest race 40k’s universe will ever see! Every faction is compelled to present a driver for our entertainment. These contestants will participate in a brutal race against each other, to determine who is the fastest, strongest, smartest faction of all!
00:00 - Intro
02:02 - The Ork Contestants
05:40 - The Chaos Contestants
12:09 - The Other Xenos Contestants
17:24 - The Imperium Contestants
23:32 - Cringe Ends Here
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@amazingExxod 8 месяцев назад

Ok, here are my bets: The most kills go to the Cadian Hellhound. This is due to the Hellhound exploding at the start of the race, clearing half of the contestants. Whoever destroyed the Hellhound is up for debate, but the Imperium takes credit and the Orks are simply excited by the spectacle. In last place is the Fateskimmer. Leading for the majority of the race, the scribe nearly wins before misreading a spell, teleporting him back to the start. In 1st place is the Custodian. No, not the Custodian on a Jet Bike, just the Custodian. His bike was destroyed at the beginning of the race and he simply ran to the finish line. I don’t remember his armor being damaged, yet he finished wearing nothing but a battle thong. Odd…

@AJPDing 8 месяцев назад

I take it that there was a significant oil trail behind the custodian while the crowd chanted "AYAYAYAY"

@CafeLiquerstreams 8 месяцев назад

I have a feeling we're going to specifically see the exalted sorcerer blow himself up with his own warpfire, and just so happens his second for who his bets if he dies is the farseer

@MasterrangerABR 8 месяцев назад

Also the lamenters do fly off a cliff but don't crash into their chapter's stands but rather on more orks who just ran off the poor lamenters.

@QuantemDeconstructor 5 месяцев назад

The sensation of friction is all but lost on him now

@notarealfirstnamenotareall746 8 месяцев назад

Now all the patrons need is a video of you two moving the models with your hands making "whoosh" "vroom" "bang" "boom" noises to similulate the race.

@telethus4387 8 месяцев назад

@ryeguy1828 8 месяцев назад

@DarksteelPenguin 8 месяцев назад

@Pallyk426 8 месяцев назад

Stop motion race

@MannonMartin 8 месяцев назад

I'd be down to watch if they built a course and actually tried to race, though I dunno 40k rules. I assume aside from being a total disaster to manage it might turn out lame since I think movement is just a set # of inches and doesn't involve dice, but there would still be the possibility to kill the ones in the lead to compete. Would prolly need some custom rules to be properly dramatic, and I'm sure it would be a pain in the arse to attempt it... But I do appreciate a good fustercluck.

@colinkerns9417 8 месяцев назад

Gotta bet on the Custodes for the unbridled arrogance of not even sending a captain, but just sending Steve and his project bike

@hyperdimensionalcenturion4628 8 месяцев назад

They sent the custodian equivalent of a turbo Busa

@containerbestellungtv7984 7 месяцев назад

16:00 The Tau showing up in such a speed oriented vehicle not especting a classical fight because it's supposed to be a race is the most "naive Tau" thing there is and I love it.

@anvos658 4 месяца назад

Nah they were just the unit sent out as a distraction, in the name of the Greater Good, while the more valuable Mech and Hovertanks paint themselves purple so they can escape.

@zarlus8 3 месяца назад

I think I'm more upset that they didn't include the devilfish. If there can be a rhino, there can be a devilfish.

@LurchTheBastard 2 месяца назад

On the other hand, if there's a second race? Tau would be bringing a Hammerhead.

@markus1351 2 месяца назад

@@LurchTheBastard or an Y'vahra or coldstar

@ethandugan3864 8 месяцев назад

Now I want to see a classic Hannah Barbera styled Warhammer 40k wacky races.

@emanuelepolloni4002 8 месяцев назад

We need something like that. It would be awesome

@SuperDuperHappyTime 8 месяцев назад

Gonna need to see your Warhammer+ Subscription.

@ericrice4308 8 месяцев назад

Who would be Dick Dastardly and mutley.

@ethandugan3864 8 месяцев назад

@@ericrice4308 I think shenanigan wise having the Harlequins or Drukhari constantly stopping and setting up traps. They could also have a Gyrinx as Muttley.

@KyleBDoeden 8 месяцев назад

@@ericrice4308 Dick Dastardly is definitely a member of The Inquisition. Maybe with a Mutley servo-skull?

@BlackSquadPro 8 месяцев назад

The sydonian dragoon wins just because it moves non-stop despite the skitarii getting eaten by the moloch at the start. Both knights don't even make it past the starting line because they're too busy dueling each other. The custodian is there as a black shield, and protects the Hellhound throughout the entire race. The race is delayed 5 minutes because the 40 harlequins are still getting into their car.

@dyciefisk2535 7 месяцев назад

It's so sad those Harlequins died in that Shockjump Dragsta teleportation accident. *pulls out a tissue, pulls out a tissue, pulls out a tissue, pulls out a...*

@xemnufromthemagicplanet1678 8 месяцев назад

"brother cousin chaplain cleatus" had me absolutely dead at work today. Thank you both for being a spot of humor in a pretty cruddy week

@jasongalloway4645 8 месяцев назад

Indeed! Made me almost spill my coffee lol

@Nekorook 8 месяцев назад

I like this episode. do this with the named heroes of each faction. something like "each faction submits a character for a fighting game"

@mnakai1 8 месяцев назад

I would absolutely love this

@esajaan 5 месяцев назад

Custodes still just send some random Custodes...

@Ninjat126 5 месяцев назад

I'm very keen to see this happen

@maximhyland5843 8 месяцев назад

Oh hell yes WAAAAGHrio kart!

@maximhyland5843 8 месяцев назад

Also I think the cold star would be a faster fit. With this, my bet is on the farseer and the sorcerer taking each other out in comedic fashion in ways contrary to their predictions.

@tuskedclover3308 8 месяцев назад

Is rainbow road the Webway?

@maximhyland5843 8 месяцев назад

@@tuskedclover3308 absolutely

@dyciefisk2535 7 месяцев назад

@@maximhyland5843 A Coldstar w/ team would actually be the fastest here. Armed with all Fusion Blasters or Plasma Guns they would be almost untouchable. Almost. Looking at the Shockjump Dragsta with the teleport and sniper cannon that could very feasibly one-tap the Coldstar with a 3+ to hit.

@stdtohneangabe4677 8 месяцев назад

My bet goes to the surprise candidate. You know him you love him. He rides a sled and has a white beard. Some call him space santa. Logan grimmnar!😂😂🐺

@rampage75_25 7 месяцев назад

So, some important notes on this. I am planning on animating this: - the speed freekz boss will be important - the khorne team will be a main threat - the tyranid will definitly be important - the custodian (steve) will arrive in nothing but his underwear - the hellhound will DEFINITLY explode - the harleyquinn will do the most ridicoulus things (dont know what) - the knight mechs will start fighting each other - the necrons will end up chained to the dracoon, wich walks off and is never heard of again - the snail from team nurgle will just slowly keep going throughout the whole race - the fateskimmer accidentily teleports himself back to the start of the race and looses

@LordZaxom 8 месяцев назад

I actually want to see this race happen and have a sequel. All said 50 teeth on the Knight Rampager getting into a grudge match with the Imperial Knight and 200 teeth on the Piranha making it to the top 5 in terms of position.

@nicoruppert4207 8 месяцев назад

Das right!

@konradtarasek5514 8 месяцев назад

IT is fast but not duble so IT may run away at start but 1 to 3 shots its dead

@robertdelatorre7252 7 месяцев назад

100 teef on the lancer killing the rampager on the first charge.

@Username-lw6kq 8 месяцев назад

I was fully expecting the grey knights to have a lone interceptor sprinting at full speed around the track with it's 24 inches of movement

@EruCoolGuy Месяц назад

That's a fighter jet

@dazaran714 8 месяцев назад

In an unexpected turn of events, it seems that a more militant faction of the GSC has sent a Goliath Rockgrinder with 3 Reductus Saboteurs inside to "make an example" of anyone who crosses their picket line.

@Bluecho4 8 месяцев назад

As they should. No mercy for Scabs.

@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 8 месяцев назад

@Bluecho4 the picket line is for alien invasion.

@hyghacinth1632 8 месяцев назад

I absolutely love the 'Wacky Race' as a concept Gorka-Morka would be an amazing book series

@toodear4679 8 месяцев назад

While I don't think the custodian will win, I just can't pin down what in this match up will be able to catch and deal with it. It's really REALLY fast. The lance will also help it run down any opponent, the only fault is that it doesn't have nearly enough dakka.

@deltavictor8369 8 месяцев назад

It's fast... but is it faster than all the guns that will be pointed in the direction of whoever gets into the lead?

@Senrabekim 8 месяцев назад

The Eldar factions all have him on lock.

@calebbarnhouse496 8 месяцев назад

*tau laugh as they fly up high enough that they can't stab them

@konradtarasek5514 8 месяцев назад

Tau are faster and have turrets so they could outrun him and shoot Wit drones in to the air inteak or hi face

@logandelaharpe6362 8 месяцев назад

Yeah but if he gets even close to them they fold

@thatrandomfurry5945 8 месяцев назад

My personal bet is the hellhound. The meks try to blow it up to start the race, miss, hit the Lamenters, and cause a chain reaction leaving the promethium pyre untouched and ever other contestant and spectator dead.

@wombataldebaran9686 8 месяцев назад

We all know the louder the weapon the better. Sisters brought a giant church organ. That is not only a weapon, that is a statement.

@screenshottactical5201 8 месяцев назад

My Ork side bets: 1:1 Shokkjump Dragsta opens a shokk tunnel that a few racers follow and they end up in the warp 3:1 At least 3 kars explode off the start line because Deathskullz pit crews whipped out wrenches and started looting their kars 5:1 Megatrakk Scrapjet loses it's wheels and treads and it's just the ork and grot gunner riding a rocket 7:1 The checkered flag at the last lap has all the Goffs leaping on to track because they think it's a rallying cry 10:1 Ork power of belief summons a rocket propelled Stompa mid race that just busts in like the Kool Aid man, or the dreadnought from Death Race 1

@Chungbuster1 8 месяцев назад

HAHAHHA the bit about the Goffs charging the field is awesome!

@lindalander9769 8 месяцев назад

Lol @the ork riding the scrapjet like the coyote riding an acme rocket

@SuperCosmicSpaceMagnet 8 месяцев назад

I've wanted 40Kart for so long. The Orky race game is great, but there's easily enough material in the lore already for everyone to have their own race vehicles.

@LumpkinBoi 8 месяцев назад

dude me too. i would kill for a kart racing game in the 40k universe

@codycarney2311 8 месяцев назад

That's a brilliant name

@Tortle-Man 8 месяцев назад

Tbh here is currently a 40k Ork battle racer in development currently. It got announced with an alpha a few months ago and most people who played it loved it.

@LumpkinBoi 8 месяцев назад

@@Tortle-Man i played that and loved it too, but it's not the same. i was hoping for a racing game like crash ctr or something of the sort.

@lawaern3474 8 месяцев назад

And therefore, orkz to have more race vehicles.

@SnowFoxWithAGasMask 8 месяцев назад

Tyranid race car is a thing of nightmares

@RoxyGotMoxy. 8 месяцев назад

As a Tyranid player I get why they don't really have an entry in this, but I'm still bummed to not really have anyone repping us in the race. Include a Harridan or a Dimachaeron or something, or 6 Ravenors in a trench coat 😂

@rteishe 8 месяцев назад

Why the necrons didn't bring their super speedy, practically silent, hard to hit when moving Tomb Blades is the real question

@KillerOrca 8 месяцев назад

Same reason the Eldar didnt bring a Fire Prism probably.

@andrewlewis2123 8 месяцев назад

I was hoping for a monolith, myself!

@matthewquan9083 8 месяцев назад

They did bring it, it’s just still hidden

@anvos658 4 месяца назад

@@andrewlewis2123 Teleportation doesn't count.

@NordsternLP 8 месяцев назад

Brother- Cousin- Chaplain Cletus! OMG I'm dying of laughter.

@capfig4471 8 месяцев назад

Now I NEED someone to animate this in a wacky race style THAT would be perfect

@thedorklord1029 4 месяца назад

I was already thinking that by the time I finished the video. Great minds!

@benmccoy1766 8 месяцев назад

Note from the end of the video: Never apologize for your humor! I think you guys are hilarious and you shouldn’t feel like you have to apologize for it. Let the people “cringe” if they want to (they’re going to anyway) and own your jokes!

@DJROCKSTAZ 8 месяцев назад

Besides, I LOVED the humor!

@thelordchancellor3454 8 месяцев назад

You forgot the Imperial Navy’s competitor: a single Retribution-class Battleship. Many contestants are concerned about the fact that the ship is longer than the actual race track, others are concerned about its continent-shattering broadside. Only time will tell how the captain of the ship will fare in the race to come.

@cyborgspaceman 8 месяцев назад

My bet is for the two knights to get into a grudge match, but then they trip over the Necron Overlord's barge while he's trying to monologue and all three go over a conveniently placed cliff.

@S1R_G0RBIT 8 месяцев назад

Honestly the barge does fly, so I wouldn't be surprised if it were to just rise back up and the lord to say "anyways where was I.... YES! It was several million years ago..."

@setsunachiame 8 месяцев назад

Having the mawloc there is like having them race on arrakis with active worm sign i love it

@sebastianraducu7850 8 месяцев назад

would love a specialty racing 40k game in the style of bloodbowl

@stephottey9535 8 месяцев назад

Good news! Speed freaks the game is coming to a store near you real soon!

@Pallyk426 8 месяцев назад

@@stephottey9535 think they meant tabletop I.E big racetrack board with using vehicle models from 40k proper. To make this a little more 'fair' things with the deep strike keyword would be axed and titanic for that matter. Only single model vehicle units would probably be allowed. could definitely see this being a fun homebrew game

@benmccoy1766 8 месяцев назад

This is such a fun concept! I would play the hell out of a Warhammer racing game

@emanuelepolloni4002 8 месяцев назад

Every faction has their own racing vehicle and special power: you can have Astartes on hoverbikes, Orks on car-shaped things powered by their imagination, Catchan soldiers riding on a giant abomination of nature and Harlequins on what can only be described as a clown car-starship. Also Doomrider on his drug-powered motorbike

@AngelusNielson 8 месяцев назад

Gorkamorka might be up your alley then.

@xombified9 8 месяцев назад

It could be to the 40k setting what Blood Bowl is for the fantasy setting.

@dracosummoner 8 месяцев назад

Speed Freeks was somewhat close to that. I didn't care for the pre-release version (the production values were very poor), but the game design was fairly fun.

@liberatumplox625 8 месяцев назад

You could always scour eBay for a copy of Dark Future. I think I still have some of the minis somewhere.

@thegeneralissimo6172 8 месяцев назад

Wildesr of wide bets, 100 teef on the hellhound surviving, not winning, not getting the most kills, just straight up surviving

@Haggispk 8 месяцев назад

I think the Piranha is a sleeper pick. It has the menacing ability to slow down other contestants as they charge forward

@spare1518 8 месяцев назад

I did not expect uma musume showing up in a warhammer podcast

@thepoorhammerpodcast 8 месяцев назад

You clearly don't know the level of degen weebs you're dealing with here.

@mnakai1 8 месяцев назад

That honestly sent me

@theotv5522 8 месяцев назад

For the Skull Cannon if you build it with the cannon facing the back you can use it as a booster.

@user-tn1zr6hd7l 7 месяцев назад

To be fair I'm surprised there hasn't been any Warhammer games specifically themed about vehicles, where you can drive a lot

@kyubimage9526 8 месяцев назад

A Tervigon with adrenal glands is a type of racecar. It's more of a converted bus, but an ork race is mostly a demolition derby anyway

@Lothrean 8 месяцев назад

As a gamedesigner I suddenly am really hooked on writing rules for a 40k racing game :D Making a rule that shows how the BT vehicle is build different.

@millarddunham8353 8 месяцев назад

I guess I could go an easy route and bet that The Command at least survives (it spent the first 56 minutes of the race reciting the lords full titles and honors)

@darkjak565 8 месяцев назад

This is genuinely one of the most fun episodes yet. I've been giggling like an idiot the whole damn time.

@anexistanthuman2435 8 месяцев назад

The death guard entry should be a rhino with two Plaguecasters in it. It may not be the fastest, but it can slow down the other racers around it.

@thewunga3175 8 месяцев назад

Ok now what the hell is this one

@xenophanes. 8 месяцев назад

One of the most orktober things ever.

@Basically_Anybody 8 месяцев назад

Amazing, that's what this is

@adambartholomew6575 8 месяцев назад

Perfection

@Xynth25 8 месяцев назад

I'm picking the Rampager if it can use CK strats. Just gonna be running through all terrain in its path in search of victims.

@SirFridge 8 месяцев назад

If it wasn't for supply issues the war dog karnivote would have been great. That thing clocks a top speed of 14 inches.

@crimsonglory7494 8 месяцев назад

I absolutely loved this. You might think it’s cringey but I genuinely had a smile on my face the entire time and laughed quite a bit through the entire video. Please do more of this!

@willem113 8 месяцев назад

I am placing all my teef on that shockjump dragsta for finishing the race. 😂

@Ghost77210 8 месяцев назад

I don’t think there actually registered as competitors in the race because they are all expected to imminently die before it even starts, but I wanted to shout of the Atillan Rough Riders for showing up on horseback, and the Steeds of Slaanesh for showing up as horses

@drkmrth 8 месяцев назад

Mad respect for the wacky races call back. So want to see you two anouce an acutal race.

@martinsafranek2908 8 месяцев назад

200 thrones on the chaos knight getting the most kills, he is going to stop at least 5 competitors if there ever comes a narrow corridor

@nathanieleck1023 8 месяцев назад

I mean first things first I’ve got good money on the venom and the starweaver, they seem like properly fast gits, but I’m worried about them hanging back to blast the slaanesh chariot into oblivion. Also, mad props to the lamented for coming out today. I also think this could absolutely be the start of a hysterically dumb competition of which faction can move the fastest by comboing strats, abilities, charges, etc.

@taco067 8 месяцев назад

They’ve either ran out of ideas or are just getting started

@Pepagg8 8 месяцев назад

I hope for the latter

@thatcrazybstrd167 8 месяцев назад

You make it sound like there weren't multiple fireball deaths in the pod race scene. Anakin only survived because plot armor.

@jozefkeresturi2139 8 месяцев назад

Lmfao that Uma Musmume at the begining. 11:02 the editor is doing gods work. 24:05 All the pleasantries it was a fun episode I liked the injokes. Especially the Black templar hillbilly one

@user-wv8lb8yf8v 8 месяцев назад

You know, if this were to happen, say, a year ago, and the vertus guy came from the cool and hip Solar Watch instead of those squares at Emperor’s Chosen, all my money would be on him, no doubt about it. Have fun indulging Orks and shooting at each other at the starting line, while my guy is bolting away at constant pace of 21 Emperor-blessed inches per turn, all while being impervious to most of your damage and looking good doing it 😎 As things stand now, however, my money’s on the snail guy - everyone in this queue seems to think very highly of him!

@mackenziemcdaniel-paul8163 8 месяцев назад

My teefs on genestealers, decent killing, won't get attacked by tyranid contestants, may not get attacked from human contestants. They don't physically look like much of a threat so as long as the more radical factions like orks and chaos fight each other it could make a good lead in the last third Good video really like your guys stuff!

@RiffSilverthe1andonly 8 месяцев назад

The Taurox Prime is also a good choice for Militarum, lots of guns and fast

@Necrodermis 4 месяца назад

I can see the necrons not even making it across the starting line as the overlord is too busy with his pre-race victory speech which takes a full week to finish.

@CanonessEllinor 8 месяцев назад

The Uma Musume clip had me howling. Good work, Berilio.

@Ramirezdothat 8 месяцев назад

My bet is on the Mawloc, he's a good boy trying his best. Great episode as well.

@TheRussell9109 8 месяцев назад

This was a very fun and adorable episode. I'd love to see this race play out. My Teef are definitely on the Harlequins or Drukari - you never know what those sneaky elves are going to get themselves up to!

@Lindwurm_Nx 8 месяцев назад

This episode was so much fun, couldn´t stop laughing xD

@caveychip7510 8 месяцев назад

Just before the race began, a horn rang out, as a church walked up to the starting line. Wait no, thats an imperator titan

@thetturkey 8 месяцев назад

love this one so far, i bet the orkz and tau will have the best ones, maybe eldar too

@bobsterss 8 месяцев назад

Sad to see no Scout Sentinels, but I will certainly bet against the Slaanesh Chariot - It'd spend too much time trying to kill the other contestants rather than attempting to win. Great Cast today!

@joshfloyd691 8 месяцев назад

20 bolt shells that the lamentors get cross the finish line last, after getting lost through a forgotten mining shaft and having to outrace the collapsing tunnels. And lead an evacuation of human civillians. 30 cogs that the Dragoon runs the opposite way cause the Cogboy notice a glint in the sand that might have a piece of archeaotech.

@GamesAndWhales 8 месяцев назад

This was a wonderful little change of pace. I wouldn't mind silly fun time episodes becoming a more frequent thing, especially with how often y'all go full "spreadsheets are my passion". Good to have stuff like this be a known quantity, if only for "in case brain fried, break glass" reasons.

@SockimusPrime 8 месяцев назад

Hey now! That Impulsor has a sword strapped to it! That obviously makes it different. I'll be betting on the Rampager for kills, and the clowns to finish first, but I will be cheering for the Exorcist.

@EdBurke37 8 месяцев назад

My money is on the Vertus Praetor to look the shiniest!

@StarkMaximum 4 месяца назад

19:08 is even funnier after the quiz show episode, because you can tell that Eric _thinks_ that the joke is "the Tzeentch bet placer can see the future and thus knows what to bet on for the most payout" when the joke is actually "the Lamenters are the unluckiest chapter and cannot get out of even a fun little wacky contest without losing half of their chapter as casualties".

@michaelsolomon3496 5 месяцев назад

"Brother cousin Chaplain Cletus" 😂😂😂 I was NOT ready to hear that😂

@nannerstout3877 8 месяцев назад

This was amazing. I loved the sports caster analysis of the entries. A very funny and entertaining episode. I'm just betting on dakka

@ericlim3609 8 месяцев назад

This is some of your greatest work

@traditonalbutt701 7 месяцев назад

I love the idea of a Thousand Son and a Grey Knight getting chucked into this mess and deciding that their best chance of survival was to just replace the commentators. Probably while maintaining a psychic battle between each other during the entire thing.

@colbybastian17 8 месяцев назад

"Hey, good work over there, Sagitaur!" "YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!" *crash*

@MrMaharg79 8 месяцев назад

Damn the waaagh energy c😊onnection told me to check during my drive to work and here we are.

@Pro-lk6vw 8 месяцев назад

ALL MY TEFF ARE ON DA SHOKKJUMP DRAGSTA IT’ll BE ZOOMIN ACROSS THE FEILD AND JUMPIN!!!

@Eepali 8 месяцев назад

This was soooo much fun! Best take on 40k factions ever. And I totally applaud your sportmanship like commentary, you totally nailed it and sold me on several of them. My money is on Nurgle snail for winning the race. While everyone else is speeding along and killing each other, the Slimux will slime it's way through the race killing all the slaggers and being the last man standing, win the race. And Mawloc to get the most kills, the start will be absolute chaos and at least half of the contestants won't even get over the starting line before being eaten alive, crunchy vehicle parts and everything.

@planetfall5056 8 месяцев назад

6:06 There must be a Never-ending Story joke to make about racing snails I just can't think of one.

@whiffleball3939 8 месяцев назад

Loved this episode so much! I would love if you made more of this kind of thing!

@BasilTheSageMage 8 месяцев назад

Love the thumbnail!! I immediately wanted to watch this episode!

@MrMe26 8 месяцев назад

I'm betting necrons simply because they're so slow that everyone will forget they were a part of the race. Then they will all kill themselves, allowing the necrons to win by default. Just as intended for the immortal empire!

@santaoptimus3114 8 месяцев назад

Plot Twist:Farsight appears out of a red Manta and saves the Piranha Pilots chopping the Drukhari Witchy Bitches into Emo Knife Ear Chop Suey,also the orks begin to cheer him up screaming DA RED KOMET,because Farsight's XV86 is painted red and is going fast as fuck at the moment,also Aun'Shi and the rest of the Ethereals give the thumbs up to Farsight being there as their second entrance to the competition!

@sabrefayne 8 месяцев назад

this episode gives off big vibes and reminds me of the geartalk radio channel on the old Xbox game Roadkill.

@ihaiaoconnor1209 8 месяцев назад

damn I only found you guys this week and currently watching all the back log of your guys stuff and this comes out as I'm painting... today's good... life's good... models not good... its fine

@Pallyk426 8 месяцев назад

oooh what army you painting up

@ihaiaoconnor1209 8 месяцев назад

@@Pallyk426 all my backlog of tzeentch 😂

@johnpmchappell 7 месяцев назад

@@ihaiaoconnor1209 That's not a backlog, it's Just As Planned.

@epicgamer1910 8 месяцев назад

You're never going to believe this, but Gorkmorka takes place on the planet of... Gorkamorka. Inspired, really.

@nathanpolak8635 8 месяцев назад

I have such good memories of watching Whacky Races on snow days at 8am lol. Cars go fast cool, dakka and 40k cool.

@user-rr8vx2cn2i 8 месяцев назад

Can you tell me what is the game your showing in the background?

@thepoorhammerpodcast 8 месяцев назад

The Ork one? Speed Freeks, it's not out yet. Bricky did a video on the beta I think.

@user-rr8vx2cn2i 8 месяцев назад

The ork one

@user-rr8vx2cn2i 8 месяцев назад

@@thepoorhammerpodcast thanks the game looks really good

@GirlPainting 3 месяца назад

my bet is on the nurgle snail! everybody else will be boosting off into the distance and kill each other, while the snail is steady progressing and crawling unmolested over the finish line ^^

@Kimikur0 8 месяцев назад

Great episode idea, and hilarious execution... I'd love to see more episodes like this in the future!

@davydatwood3158 8 месяцев назад

Throughout this episode I've had an old Royal Canadian Air Farce skit running through my head, which was mocking the then-new Speed TV. (This is old enough that I owned it on VHS.) Anyway, the line is "it's not a sport, it's a bunch of stupid reindeer, but they went fast! Zoom! Zoom!!!" :D

@unintentionally_edgy5867 2 месяца назад

alright, every chaplain i field for black temlpars now has the prefix "brother cousin chaplain"

@TertypohneNameStimtderName 2 месяца назад

As a follower of Nurgl I’d say we won’t win with our snail in this race, but when the next race starts we’ll already be at the finish line so will technically be first that time.

@themrbear14 8 месяцев назад

My teef for winning the race is either the Shokkjump Dragsta or the Storm Speeder. As for kills, the Rampager or Hunta Rig

@DonutMcDaddy 8 месяцев назад

This was a great episode, i really enjoyed the in world commentary and jokes! Not a single cringe moment in sight

@WesLikeWest-oc9wr 7 месяцев назад

NGL, over the past week I’ve watched mabye, 20 poor hammer videos? Y’all’s humor has single handedly convinced me to buy my first couple minis, some hobby tools, and try to get more into the full game. I’ve watched lore on 40k for a year or 2, but I had no idea how much more depth 40k has to offer. This is all pretty much just to say, thank you both, for making this hobby even cooler!

@ConquistadoraDeLaEstrella 8 месяцев назад

honestly surprised the Vyper Jetbike didn't make the list for the Eldar submission. Also, I'd definitely see space marines simply parking their ship in geostationary orbit over the start line, and then launching a drop pod at the finish line once the checkered flag is dropped. What better way to just ignore the entire race course than by firing an orbital rocket filled with 100m sprinters

@KillerOrca 8 месяцев назад

That or they drop the pods 9 inches from the starting line following standard insertion rules, but the pods loaded with Assault Intercessors with jetpacks so.

@tenebrisnarud9738 8 месяцев назад

Mawloc could be goaded into racing normally by tying a grot or two infront of it, if this prevents it from going after the bigger food sources we'll have to find out

@voltix54 8 месяцев назад

Gotta represent my bug boys I think the mawloc will act as a good distraction for the ridgerunner

@jo_ken 8 месяцев назад

I’m surprised the Taurox or Taurox Prime wasn’t picked for guard, but I guess a Hellhound exploding quickly would be entertaining. My bets are on either of the Knight contestants for just pulverizing the others at the start.

@KillerOrca 8 месяцев назад

They see each other standing in line and the moment it starts they turn in and start dueling, causing a pileup as the other contestents try to get around the mess.

@iloveplayingpr 19 дней назад

I can already imagine an intense cinematic race if you put them all in it.

@silentdespair 8 месяцев назад

I bet the hellhound doesn't move just for it to explode when the lamenters pass it killing them and the orphans that came to see them race.

@dijerido7062 8 месяцев назад

I Place 20 teeth on the shock-jump-dragsta to overload and teleport to the finish line. All in the name of speed. If the ork survives is up to Gork and Mork. Maybe it explodes and there is a big fight if it counts as finishing the race. Or maybe it’s late and it’s a celebratory explosion in the sky💥