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If you do not rise, then grind, in that order, you're useless.
Also if you spend your free time doing anything other than reading, go take a long walk off a short wharf.
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Комментарии : 11 тыс.   
@LoL-sq3xe
@LoL-sq3xe 3 года назад
“My father left me when i was born, so i raised my own family”
@iamo0
@iamo0 3 года назад
My father left me before I was conceived!
@ej-jz5rc
@ej-jz5rc 3 года назад
my father left me even before he was born
@kenwood908
@kenwood908 3 года назад
When i was born, i left home, And raised a family on my own.
@nolan4826
@nolan4826 3 года назад
My family left me when I was born, now I raise my own father
@gianaross249
@gianaross249 3 года назад
@@nolan4826 💀
@hopelessdigger
@hopelessdigger 3 года назад
No one: Motivational speakers be like: "I started a restaurant with a grain of rice"
@sbp4215
@sbp4215 3 года назад
"My first customer was an ant. He brought that grain of rice home, and fed his family with it for three days. That's the power of hope."
@kizkogr7881
@kizkogr7881 3 года назад
"I drank water with a glass"
@bobleeswagger5850
@bobleeswagger5850 3 года назад
Asian parents be like
@Raven-it2vd
@Raven-it2vd 3 года назад
@@bobleeswagger5850 this is so true😂
@captainkirkmusic
@captainkirkmusic 3 года назад
Can I get a part 2 please, so god damn funny
@calebhunter7440
@calebhunter7440 10 месяцев назад
"I've killed three men." That escalated quickly lol
@baldyhardnut260
@baldyhardnut260 24 дня назад
So random right at the end
@shakibalhasan8804
@shakibalhasan8804 5 месяцев назад
When I was born I couldn't even stand on my own foot, But I never gave up, I kept on trying and after a couple of years now I can even run.
@Frauke_M
@Frauke_M 4 месяца назад
I´m not there yet. But can sit and eat all day!
@zetset8098
@zetset8098 Месяц назад
Many animals can stand after birth but when they adults they still only stand. You was not able to stand but now you are Super Saiyan who can flying and destroy the planets. You taught me most smart and most unique sentence: Never Give Up.
@emanchi8403
@emanchi8403 3 года назад
He never tried to get us to buy his book
@badgeoshame389
@badgeoshame389 3 года назад
I would actually buy it. And then give it to my friend who actually likes self help books. And then see their reaction lmao
@luisdias4539
@luisdias4539 3 года назад
Thats because he is the real deal and isnt just doin it for the money
@andrewbuhman1066
@andrewbuhman1066 3 года назад
Or his course for $297.97
@naveedahmad6728
@naveedahmad6728 3 года назад
He just straight away asked money 😂
@whoisheiforgothisname2103
@whoisheiforgothisname2103 3 года назад
KNAWLEDGE
@somerandomdude5218
@somerandomdude5218 3 года назад
“I slept yesterday, But I woke up today” Inspiration 101
@thesoulkz
@thesoulkz 3 года назад
He's an entrepreneur OK?
@richardhammond9757
@richardhammond9757 3 года назад
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@jestergaminggof2028
@jestergaminggof2028 3 года назад
Have you not read the first comment section reply
@sayranmahmoodiazar5137
@sayranmahmoodiazar5137 3 года назад
First five seconds in the video, I actually thought this was an inspirational video
@Nazza_Bazza
@Nazza_Bazza 3 года назад
@Leemabari Beage Infires man! 😂
@vinky5344
@vinky5344 Год назад
The line "I woke up in yesterday's afternoon for today's morning" is what made me immediately press the like button 😂😂🤣
@cheyannerockett8870
@cheyannerockett8870 Год назад
“You have Facebook, you have tuberculosis” Explains so many health issues today. Truer words have never been spoken
@Walkingthrough1
@Walkingthrough1 4 месяца назад
Its not facebook, its instagram
@sea81793
@sea81793 3 года назад
I showed this video to my lamp, now it’s a Sun.
@boahsarah4929
@boahsarah4929 3 года назад
Ive showed this video to my son. Now he's a sun
@siliconsulfide8
@siliconsulfide8 3 года назад
I showed this video to my Sun, now it's an Arcturus
@sania7550
@sania7550 3 года назад
I showed this to my firefly now it's a Sun
@nustiuchiarnustiu8968
@nustiuchiarnustiu8968 3 года назад
@@boahsarah4929 ive showed this to the Sun and now it's a son
@billtan8383
@billtan8383 3 года назад
@@nustiuchiarnustiu8968 r/cursedcomments
@BJUFinance
@BJUFinance 3 года назад
“I bought my own house at 18 with one easy trick - my parent’s money”
@LL-ow1qt
@LL-ow1qt 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@michaelchadson1378
@michaelchadson1378 3 года назад
Lmao
@Hasselroeder
@Hasselroeder 3 года назад
"Parents hate this trick!"
@Legion849
@Legion849 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@frankiebon5301
@frankiebon5301 3 года назад
Having my first house built just turned 19 just gotta work hard
@hardhatjack2207
@hardhatjack2207 11 месяцев назад
“Knowledge is intercourse” 😂😂😂😂
@colonelbuendias
@colonelbuendias Год назад
All jokes aside, I personally know have witnessed some awesome inspirational stories. My friend from college, CJ, was a complete mess. He was a user, spent all his on drugs and video games, had absolutely no social life, was simply miserable. After college, he set a record for not leaving his room for 197 days straight! Finally, he said:"Enough is enough." Quit drugs, started working out, got a job as a manager at MacDonald's, got a girfriend, inherited 30 million dollars from his grandpa, and bought a mansion and a Ferrari.
@yandrak6134
@yandrak6134 Год назад
Can confirm it, I am his girlfriend
@spyrosblt3320
@spyrosblt3320 Год назад
still, respect if he got his girlfriend before the 30 million
@likebot.
@likebot. Год назад
That's my career goal, inheriting 30 million from my grandpa. Both of whom died in 1969... aaaand wwwaiting...
@sadhu7191
@sadhu7191 Год назад
And I started being his friend once he got house
@jackieclan815
@jackieclan815 Год назад
LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆!!!!!!
@MyNamesChai
@MyNamesChai 3 года назад
i watched this video and instantly grew 5 inches taller
@availanila
@availanila 3 года назад
Lmai
@NOName-nn3jv
@NOName-nn3jv 3 года назад
Grew what?
@TheyTookStrawb
@TheyTookStrawb 3 года назад
i grew 5 inches _longer_
@nauka7565
@nauka7565 3 года назад
Wtf ahahaahh
@RamKumar-yi6wn
@RamKumar-yi6wn 3 года назад
I want to grow 5 inches taller too... in my pants .
@-Four-
@-Four- 3 года назад
"I was born at a very young age"
@fajaradi1223
@fajaradi1223 3 года назад
So you're not Benjamin Button
@leginamon3984
@leginamon3984 3 года назад
I like ur pfp
@juliettetaylor6579
@juliettetaylor6579 3 года назад
EREN
@cauchyschwarzy6356
@cauchyschwarzy6356 3 года назад
I was the youngest person on Earth the day of my birth
@Layla-rv2cp
@Layla-rv2cp 3 года назад
Who cares but I’m ur thousandth like haha
@omitlue7721
@omitlue7721 Год назад
The “I've killed three man”gets me every time🤣
@Oz1455
@Oz1455 День назад
Me and my friend still joke about this.
@isobellegilray7786
@isobellegilray7786 Год назад
All the people who make these inspirational videos cannot get it and I applaud you for so openly calling them on it
@Lucky-bn2ks
@Lucky-bn2ks 4 года назад
I woke up two months ago to make sure I wouldn't be late to watch this video.
@Hyblup
@Hyblup 4 года назад
In 5 weeks this will be relevant
@bigpapigay3681
@bigpapigay3681 4 года назад
Hyblup Mitch 2 weeks left
@TRIPL3GH
@TRIPL3GH 3 года назад
You're not nano
@versatile2522
@versatile2522 3 года назад
Yeah, same
@hetzer5926
@hetzer5926 3 года назад
Amateur
@AaronandJo
@AaronandJo 3 года назад
“Knowledge is intercourse” LMAO
@thalonga3709
@thalonga3709 3 года назад
Hasn't yet worked for me :( guess i keep learning
@dauntlyss
@dauntlyss 3 года назад
You're probably not gonna see this but I love ya'lls channel💖
@AaronandJo
@AaronandJo 3 года назад
Dauntlyss thanks❤️
@rediscoverNewark
@rediscoverNewark 3 года назад
😭😭😭
@charlottesliverstone5548
@charlottesliverstone5548 3 года назад
I was the 1k like!
@Electric_
@Electric_ Год назад
This was great. On a serious note, I got wealthy working like 35 hours a week and built a successful company while waking up at 9:30AM and playing with my toddlers for an hour. Hustle culture is severely damaging because it just causes people to focus on making their life harder instead of doing effective work. You work effectively when you’re motivated and happy. There’s a point where sitting or standing around and “working” isn’t doing you any more good, and it comes sooner than you generally think. You need a refreshed and relaxed mind to do good work.
@sabrina63
@sabrina63 Год назад
How in the HELL did you wake up as late as 9:30 when you have toddlers?
@Electric_
@Electric_ Год назад
@@sabrina63 my wife and mother in law are morning people
@woodanemone9758
@woodanemone9758 Год назад
I agree with you. I switched majors from biology to history in college, and it was the best idea ever. I struggled with especially chemistry. Then I quit uni for a while and took a couple of online classes in art history, and I was hooked. I am now studying to become a high school history teacher. I enjoy hard work, but I seldom compromise on my rest. I need my weekends to function properly. I study about 30 hours a week. I have found the tricks to make my studying efficient. But the most important thing is that I am actually happy.
@Freakazoid12345
@Freakazoid12345 Год назад
My biggest regret in life is not finding a nice woman to settle down with. I'm 40, been homeless on and off my whole life with multiple health problems and I'm miserable. I slept around with lots of women because I wasn't mature and didn't know what I wanted out of life do to childhood abuse from my family.
@Electric_
@Electric_ Год назад
@@Freakazoid12345 at the age of 40 you don’t have to have that regret for the rest of your life. If you take care of yourself you could have 50+ quality years ahead of you. Look at Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. They’re both jacked and almost 80. Sure there’s some “sauce” involved, but the point is they took steps to basically live the life of a 25-35 year old for decades, physicality included. If you keep that goal in mind and work towards it, overcoming the obstacles one by one with a single minded purpose, you might find you hit your goal quicker than expected. Even if it takes you 5-10 years to get to where you want with a good woman, and as healthy as possible, that’s still very much worth it. Point is, there’s a lot of time left to do these things, and I also believe life doesn’t end at bodily death either, so there’s probably a lot of time to purify the soul too for the best afterlife possible as well.
@ayumuchorizo4486
@ayumuchorizo4486 Год назад
Used to follow this relatively well off batchmate on twitter who focused on being an influencer after graduation and did motivational/inspirational content. She often used her medium sized following and her retail business as an example of personal success. She was doing ok until she said people who were poor and struggling “aren’t working hard enough.” Worse is she actually, genuinely believes this to be case so she was shocked her audience gave her shit for it. The vibe and shallowness of this parody was so spot on.
@Oniongiri
@Oniongiri 3 года назад
The fact that he says “I killed three men” without any context is concerning
@dawidsarapata994
@dawidsarapata994 3 года назад
Well, there was message "give me money" after that. We better should.
@baggedboy
@baggedboy 3 года назад
So proudly.
@jboever85
@jboever85 3 года назад
Why is that concerning? I thought that was normal.
@HisServant77
@HisServant77 3 года назад
Concerning? No way, INSPIRATIONAL!
@cermetthedog6485
@cermetthedog6485 3 года назад
No it’s ✨inspirational✨
@rocky4629
@rocky4629 3 года назад
“I woke up yesterday at noon, but like for today” - Socrates, probably
@ProfessorWumbology
@ProfessorWumbology 3 года назад
so sup with that Anime profile pic?
@skola7995
@skola7995 3 года назад
Top tier waifu here for sure
@johncabana9582
@johncabana9582 3 года назад
Lol
@mmmghool
@mmmghool 3 года назад
luth he’s trying to seem productive by saying he wakes up early, but actually wakes up at 12pm lunch and says he’s awake early for tomorrow when he just slept in
@beautiful10381
@beautiful10381 3 года назад
lol
@SEB1991SEB
@SEB1991SEB Год назад
“Friends? Socialising? What’s that? I network with business partners, people who share my vision. What vision you ask?” *Gazes distantly towards the camera, and smiles* “I’ll let you know when we get there”
@sl1nkz818
@sl1nkz818 Год назад
This turned from a motivational video to a confession bravo
@MichellaneousMe
@MichellaneousMe 3 года назад
“If that means never seeing your kids again, so be it” My dad must be doing great as an entrepreneur then...
@gristlevonraben
@gristlevonraben 3 года назад
Damnnnnnnnnn
@PrechtGaebolgHades
@PrechtGaebolgHades 3 года назад
In prison
@PrechtGaebolgHades
@PrechtGaebolgHades 3 года назад
@@milena4550 I bet your dad is still buying milk.
@susupernova
@susupernova 3 года назад
ging freecss liked that
@adfmo2195
@adfmo2195 3 года назад
Aw... hug???
@returnoftheromans6726
@returnoftheromans6726 3 года назад
"I've killed three men." Smiles. Blackout. Okay then . . .
@PITMGN7
@PITMGN7 3 года назад
give me money.
@denomlv2297
@denomlv2297 3 года назад
Give me Money
@meh9282
@meh9282 3 года назад
Give me money
@tahmidzaman6675
@tahmidzaman6675 3 года назад
Give me money
@cloudhazard2860
@cloudhazard2860 3 года назад
Give me money.
@JonathanJMusic
@JonathanJMusic 11 месяцев назад
Before I watched this video, I felt lost. I literally felt like a 0. Everything in my life was done at 0%. But now, because of this video, my productivity has been multiplied by 300%! So now, instead of 0% productivity, my productivity is 0% * 300%=0%! Truly inspiring.
@RyhmneWithReason
@RyhmneWithReason Год назад
"Do you want to have good times with friends and family everday? Well you've no time for that because you need to be working until you die. Then when you enter the afterlife you'll be able to work for eternity."
@ketaminepoptarts
@ketaminepoptarts 3 года назад
this dude works for 26 hours a day, 8 days a week, 367 days a year, and gets up 12 hours before he goes to sleep
@lamichhane
@lamichhane 3 года назад
Every person does
@thermophile1695
@thermophile1695 3 года назад
THATS where the time turner went!
@totalweirdo8538
@totalweirdo8538 3 года назад
Weak. I work 10 days a week every *day.* If you want success, you have to *commit.*
@lamichhane
@lamichhane 3 года назад
@@totalweirdo8538 git reference?
@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe19
@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe19 3 года назад
Lol that gave me a short stroke but i understand it now
@Ole_Rasmussen
@Ole_Rasmussen 3 года назад
What I learned from this is: 1. Knowledge is intercourse 2. You've killed 3 men 3. I have to give you money
@olmostgudinaf8100
@olmostgudinaf8100 3 года назад
In other words, the video fulfilled its purpose.
@checkYVELLUAP
@checkYVELLUAP 3 года назад
4. The seagulls have taken over
@user-fq4hj8yv2z
@user-fq4hj8yv2z 3 года назад
Perfect
@oo8962
@oo8962 3 года назад
4. Wake up yesterday
@andronikisa
@andronikisa 3 года назад
@@user-fq4hj8yv2z try to kill sadness instead! :)
@gaiarossi2702
@gaiarossi2702 Год назад
“I’ve killed three men” is maybe the most inspirational phrase I’ve ever heard
@johnnychomsky2873
@johnnychomsky2873 11 месяцев назад
He killed three people...with a book
@rohinshingadia6120
@rohinshingadia6120 3 года назад
“Touching a genital would distract me from my reading” No wonder I failed my exams as a teen.
@madeleineprice3556
@madeleineprice3556 3 года назад
ew
@70.sabarinathajith80
@70.sabarinathajith80 3 года назад
Sheldon
@JXE15
@JXE15 3 года назад
He said that when I read your comment
@arpitabrahmachari7649
@arpitabrahmachari7649 3 года назад
@@70.sabarinathajith80 what about him?
@barrybobert9294
@barrybobert9294 3 года назад
No wonder I don't read.
@lisahewes212
@lisahewes212 3 года назад
"I don't eat because ambition is the only food."
@kayagorzan
@kayagorzan 3 года назад
Lmao
@xzyriell
@xzyriell 3 года назад
LMAO
@zunumae
@zunumae 3 года назад
"I don't suffer from hunger, because ambition and the persistence within, is what fuels me to achieve my goals."
@poopsickle2411
@poopsickle2411 2 года назад
I never blinked my eyes coz every second matters
@khushibhatia3826
@khushibhatia3826 2 года назад
Lmao
@SeaUrchinFilms
@SeaUrchinFilms Год назад
I had a massive headache but 2 weeks after watching this video it was gone. This is the power of positive transcendental.
@zetset8098
@zetset8098 Месяц назад
“ I’ve killed three men 😃” - Arthur Fleck
@nabeelansari355
@nabeelansari355 3 года назад
"you see.. i was born at a very young age....."
@sauce8148
@sauce8148 3 года назад
I didn't hear him saying that but this is funny 😂
@argentumseth8878
@argentumseth8878 3 года назад
The fact that 1 comment was uploaded concerns me
@sweetpinkcandy299
@sweetpinkcandy299 3 года назад
*Judges crying*
@cosmic2750
@cosmic2750 3 года назад
Judge be like...: Oh my gaWwwwd you've gone through so much!! *bam!* selected...
@syndicategaming81
@syndicategaming81 3 года назад
Nabeel 355 Why I Think Of Dhar Mann Videos When I See , You See,,,
@Voicist
@Voicist 3 года назад
Him: "I've killed 3 men." Me: _Waits for clarifying statement_ Video: *Instantly fades to black*
@user-gv9kv6pp3s
@user-gv9kv6pp3s 3 года назад
Š̴̭͈̲̪͕̘̓̐̚ǫ̵͙͗̊̊͜î̵̡̢̛̛̦̗̬̘̮̤͂̃̒́͆͑̅̆͝͝s̴̬̭̹̄͒̈́͂̓́̈́͂̕ ̷̧̘̳̞̞̝̤͈̠̝̥̥͚̪̬̍̔̓̕ḑ̵͎̯̞͈͙̠̘̰̖͕̦͒̓͂̎͋͊̈́̊̑̅̕͘͜͝ȁ̷͉̪̇m̴̢̧̩̺̺͎͔̹̞̤̦͇̆͆̿͛͑́͌̃̑n̶̨̰̰͙̻̄̍̀̉͘͝é̸̢͍̰̠̼̯̼̜̻̺̩͊͂́̒̌̀̾͐͐̓͜ ̸̡̧̡̡̫̮̞̭̹͓͔̔̈̅͋͜d̵̡̝̝̭̜͖̦̯̘͕̮͕̗̋̍̽͊̈́͆͝a̶̧̡̢̛̜̯̮͉̣̹͋̿͑̏̃̿̔̉̓̎ͅñ̷͙̞̖̹̋̈̿̾̿͋͒̄s̸͙̈́̾ ̵̼̞̙͎̘͚͖̦̠̥͉̼̝͕͆̾̆̅͜l̴̡̘͎̻͕̲͉̻̀͐́̇̅͒̆̔͜'̵̢̨͎͉̮̩̤̠̓̓͌̅̒̃̄ͅÓ̵͓̞̮͈̪̩͌̓́̎̿̽̄̊͐͘̚̚͝b̴̧̡̞̜̦̤̹͂̌͠ͅl̸̡̺͖̠͓̩͙͙̉̈́́̾̐͋͆̈́̍͌̕͠ͅͅi̷̥̱̖̙̤͔͆̆̋́̔͑̐̍̈́̚͝ͅv̶̺̭̻͉̍́̄͐͛̃̏̾̇i̷͎͉͖͊̑͑͒͆o̵͖̪̐͐̍̈́̈́̿̚͠n̸̢̡̮̣̲̣̰͔͍̜͔͈̫͒̽̈́͌̏͜͝ͅ ̷̹̟̣̜͚̳̱̮͚̔̃ḯ̵̥̱̰̱̗̖̃͠m̴̛͎͙͔̠̤̑̽́̐̅͗̌͒͌̓͜p̷̱̠̣̳̥̙͖̫̟̫͖̦͙̂͐͒̀̈́̄͗̽̄̏̚é̸͍̭͒̓̆̍͛̽̈r̵̡̡̟̖̖͔̠̮̮̞̙̀̊̾̂̕ͅị̵͎̗̱̈̋͆a̴̢̧̧̫͕̯̝̩̪̟̠̖̮̩̜̅̌ḽ̶̨̡̹̹̤̞̦̱̹̲̫́͑̂̈́͋̋̾̈́̊̑̒̚̕͠.̸̛̞̹̣̥͐̈̊̀̍̕͘ͅ ̶̧̡͇̞̭̭͓̙̖̮̦͙̩̑͌͂̊͐́
@thevagabond3181
@thevagabond3181 3 года назад
Lol I was like wtf.
@mathisanidioticsport6969
@mathisanidioticsport6969 3 года назад
Instantly? No, that was nice and drawn out.
@TheActresspreneur
@TheActresspreneur 3 года назад
💀💀
@agnesgosali4868
@agnesgosali4868 3 года назад
WHAT ABOUT "GIVE ME MONEY"
@NatalieAliciaNorment
@NatalieAliciaNorment Год назад
Almost all inspirational videos say the same thing: believe in yourself and don't give up on your dreams. Nowadays, it seems like most videos connect with us in more ways than one. But it doesn't always make you feel better. You have every right to not believe in us who share our philosophy on life. Not everyone will agree with our wisdom.
@cowboynumber4
@cowboynumber4 Год назад
"knowledge is intercourse".. so inspiring
@a.m.studios6126
@a.m.studios6126 3 месяца назад
"Knowledge is power".
@mirka.3
@mirka.3 3 года назад
"I woke up yesterday at noon, but like for today" This really moved me and I feel motivated
@meganreilly9944
@meganreilly9944 3 года назад
Boy it's called pulling an all-nighter, I've done it too 😂
@Harry_y24
@Harry_y24 3 года назад
this isnt supposed to be a motivational video!!! LOL
@lemiwayne5114
@lemiwayne5114 3 года назад
I thought he cracked a joke
@homeslice2825
@homeslice2825 3 года назад
This has really changed my life since I've heard it today and I will no longer sleep. I'm gonna start my business and never sleep again.
@TheLegoJungle
@TheLegoJungle 3 года назад
I’m probably probably not gonna sleep anymore I’m so inspired.
@Nomenooooo
@Nomenooooo 3 года назад
''I've killed three men.'' Serial killers: ''So inspirational.''
@pessien8474
@pessien8474 3 года назад
I... Started with a dog. And now? I'm the most wanted man on the states with a bounty of 20million dollars.
@lolasdm6959
@lolasdm6959 3 года назад
@@pessien8474 Hey, so what if the first kill was a dog? They say a journey of a thousand miles begin with a single step.
@uk4490
@uk4490 3 года назад
more like. serial killers: those are rookie numbers you gotta pump it up.
@scissorsanon2695
@scissorsanon2695 3 года назад
Ik he is so motivational he wants to make everyone inspired no matter what they are or do.
@anantpanchal7053
@anantpanchal7053 3 года назад
This is a sickening joke. Like 3 people?!!?!?! You killed 3 people? And you call yourself a serial killer? You gotta pump those numbers up dude! These are rokie numbers.
@zerofragment3417
@zerofragment3417 Год назад
I love motivational videos, but this is still a pretty accurate satire.
@thomasraines1396
@thomasraines1396 Год назад
The “I’ve killed 3 men” is so random what makes it even funnier is the utterly ecstatic look he gives as he says it.
@AntonHDMI
@AntonHDMI 3 года назад
"This is my hometown, i bought every house" gives new meaning to "hometown"
@azmipelam8895
@azmipelam8895 3 года назад
make sense
@sebastianm.6669
@sebastianm.6669 3 года назад
I think the 3 men he killed were the ones who didn't want to move away. Well, those books gotta be stored somewhere!
@Sheen023
@Sheen023 3 года назад
Which is that place? It's beautiful
@deonx262
@deonx262 3 года назад
@@Sheen023 His hometown
@Sheen023
@Sheen023 3 года назад
@@deonx262 😆
@yigithanion
@yigithanion 3 года назад
"I've killed three men." ... "Where's the punchline?" *Fades to black*
@rose1742
@rose1742 3 года назад
That’s the cinematic genius of it all...we’re number 4
@noyouareracist4431
@noyouareracist4431 3 года назад
There is no punchline Murray. He killed those three men on the subway .
@oorterentity8095
@oorterentity8095 3 года назад
Is hilarious because motivational gurus and coaches really are like that.
@mrDavLeK
@mrDavLeK 3 года назад
I've heard it as: me, myself and I. Cuz that person is a phoney.
@darthgon146
@darthgon146 3 года назад
Joker did kill three men, right?
@TdSharp
@TdSharp Год назад
I've been scrolling past this video for atleast a year only reading the thumbnail and not the title. I was completely convinced that it was a video about the benefits of waking up early.
@fischX
@fischX Год назад
Thank you so much 🙏 your method works I got up and active down on the streets and told an old lady "I killed three man! Give me your money!" I am already more rich than before. I am an entrepreneur now
@Joe-dy7bb
@Joe-dy7bb 3 года назад
"And if that means never seeing your kids again, so be it." -Siddartha Gautama
@alexdale8705
@alexdale8705 3 года назад
Buddha right?
@reagame8700
@reagame8700 3 года назад
@@alexdale8705 yes
@sivvinod3187
@sivvinod3187 3 года назад
👌😤
@bikquerel2982
@bikquerel2982 3 года назад
I don't think he was married, was he?
@aavinabeydeera3363
@aavinabeydeera3363 3 года назад
@@bikquerel2982 he was
@johnsherby9130
@johnsherby9130 4 года назад
“I probably use the word transcend upwards of 14 times every half hour”
@fasuto8656
@fasuto8656 3 года назад
Transcending
@doctor.d.r7280
@doctor.d.r7280 3 года назад
Transcend
@Hysterii
@Hysterii 3 года назад
Real entrepeneurs transcend even that number
@user-nu3sd7zb2j
@user-nu3sd7zb2j 3 года назад
Transbend
@z3ig332
@z3ig332 3 года назад
Yes that is what he said
@stuntslikeeveryday
@stuntslikeeveryday 11 месяцев назад
Yesterday, overslept 2 weeks the day after tomorrow. But then I watched this video and was inspired to gather greatnes. I killed 5 man, thanks for the inspiration 👊
@tyronejenkins2474
@tyronejenkins2474 Год назад
Nah the end is insane bruv said “give me money and I killed three men “ is insane
@Yuuzer_
@Yuuzer_ 3 года назад
"I've killed three men." Such an inspiration
@diocletia1388
@diocletia1388 3 года назад
How come this has 1k likes but only 1 reply?
@elizabethpink721
@elizabethpink721 3 года назад
Captain America has killed people and inspires people globally on how to be good people
@clauzuriie5163
@clauzuriie5163 3 года назад
@@elizabethpink721 RKCKXKX OMG WHAT I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT-
@shaithelightsaberguy4731
@shaithelightsaberguy4731 3 года назад
Yes
@TomsAnimations
@TomsAnimations 3 года назад
I am so inspired, i blived i cant kill but seing him succeed, i think i can do it
@Evzeniss
@Evzeniss 3 года назад
What if he really DID kill three men ?
@JadetheGoober
@JadetheGoober 3 года назад
He was successful. Inspirational tbh
@ellymiyakis1735
@ellymiyakis1735 3 года назад
He did
@romilgoel4191
@romilgoel4191 3 года назад
He didn't ?
@catfall6997
@catfall6997 3 года назад
“me, myself and I”
@alexhomovc8179
@alexhomovc8179 3 года назад
Finally found what i've been missing, gotta kill 3 people now
@kenichi1132
@kenichi1132 Год назад
This had me in stiches so bad. My mrs thought i was dying i laughed so hard. 🤣🤣🤣
@samsquanch1996
@samsquanch1996 8 месяцев назад
Hustle Cultre = Rest bad, sleep deprivation good
@alinabuschmann3199
@alinabuschmann3199 3 года назад
These videos be like: I woke up at 4 am, traveled the world 2 times, ran 20 miles, ate my vegan gluten free breakfast, meditated for an hour, read 10 books, worked out for another hour and took a shower. Now I have a fresh start into the day!
@michaelkiely7689
@michaelkiely7689 3 года назад
You just did a worse version of the video you just watched
@METHYLENEDlOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE
@METHYLENEDlOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE 3 года назад
id get depression from that rountine, i dont even have one lmao
@lauradove3236
@lauradove3236 3 года назад
@ali ahahahaha
@alexman378
@alexman378 3 года назад
Kinda reminds me of those morning routines, where the guy spends the entire day, preparing for the day, and then it’s night.
@lauradove3236
@lauradove3236 3 года назад
@@alexman378 loooool
@chancemanning8418
@chancemanning8418 3 года назад
“If that means never seeing your kids again, then so be it”, finally makes sense. My Dad didn’t leave our family, he was just inspired to be successful. Truly breathtaking.
@hurryupmode
@hurryupmode 3 года назад
i-
@tine272
@tine272 3 года назад
😭😭😭
@mudjashorts1766
@mudjashorts1766 3 года назад
Did he done it?
@luckyone3818
@luckyone3818 3 года назад
You're breathtaking!
@tiwiogunye
@tiwiogunye 3 года назад
😭😭
@natsudragneel-ir7sr
@natsudragneel-ir7sr Год назад
People think I wake up late for today, but the truth is I wake up early for tomorrow by waking up at noon today
@dietmntdew
@dietmntdew 3 года назад
“I’ve killed 3 men.” Me waiting for him to finish 🙂
@Uce28
@Uce28 3 года назад
With a bencil a fckn bencil
@xisaacdaboix7860
@xisaacdaboix7860 3 года назад
@@Uce28 Bith ba bencil, ba bucking bencil*
@MrX-zx7ly
@MrX-zx7ly 3 года назад
"Ok I'm ready for the punchline." "There's no punchline. This is not a joke."
@TimThomason
@TimThomason 3 года назад
He's only just begun.
@fattahhussain7494
@fattahhussain7494 3 года назад
He already finished three
@uucea
@uucea 3 года назад
"The easiest way to becoming successful is by not being unsuccessful" ~Some homeless guy
@jelleh7379
@jelleh7379 3 года назад
Amen brother
@travistyson2011
@travistyson2011 3 года назад
Or Michael Scott
@MajinXarris
@MajinXarris 3 года назад
That's Dostoyevsky
@giedisecondo
@giedisecondo 3 года назад
God bless that homeless man, wherever bridges or train he is living right now
@IVameless
@IVameless 3 года назад
Why are homeless people homeless? They should just buy a house. Duuh
@persephone9360
@persephone9360 Год назад
one of my friends recently fell deep into the andrew tate-brand of ultramasculine paranoia. sad to see someone so hopelessly lost. this parody is spot on 💀
@PLUTOXGOAT
@PLUTOXGOAT Год назад
Damn that sucks, hope he falls back into the ultrafeminine paranoia and becomes a normal person and finds himself again
@JuanThaSilva
@JuanThaSilva Год назад
And then they fall into ultra-fucking-be-normal-for-fucks-sake. Hole
@pavolg1590
@pavolg1590 9 месяцев назад
You just hate that he decided to work on himself so you need to put him down to feel better about yourself he is better off without you no time for losers winners only
@lilyhawthorne1196
@lilyhawthorne1196 9 месяцев назад
​@@pavolg1590tater tot spotted
@devinmudge7920
@devinmudge7920 9 месяцев назад
​@pavolg1590 there's no chance you're above 15 years old
@magdalenakralova725
@magdalenakralova725 Год назад
"Omg! The video is 2:22 min long! The universe is giving me a sign! 🙏❤"
@asingh9507
@asingh9507 3 года назад
"I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED A SINGLE GENITAL NOT EVEN MY OWN"
@Tiishen
@Tiishen 3 года назад
My dude probably has 10 different bacterial infections
@cxrepridee4172
@cxrepridee4172 3 года назад
idek what they feel like.......thats illegal sir
@shelby255
@shelby255 3 года назад
Knowledge is intercourse
@asmijain2695
@asmijain2695 3 года назад
@Suebian give me money😃
@alexeiharp7676
@alexeiharp7676 3 года назад
That's the only way to achieve real success
@andyzhao5282
@andyzhao5282 3 года назад
"I've killed three men." "... I'm waiting for the punchline." "There is no punchline, I did it."
@alexanderm.635
@alexanderm.635 3 года назад
🤡🤡🤡
@headache8716
@headache8716 3 года назад
🤡🤡🤡🤡
@oyupdik2353
@oyupdik2353 3 года назад
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@thewatcher9480
@thewatcher9480 3 года назад
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@aestheticdude6922
@aestheticdude6922 3 года назад
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@dilutioncreation1317
@dilutioncreation1317 10 месяцев назад
Them being pompous and proud of getting up at 5 am as though it's some secret to success. Meanwhile, it's normal routine for many with real jobs and kids.
@princesscadance197
@princesscadance197 Год назад
These people: Making inspirational videos going on about waking up early, having a good mindset, and being productive. Me every morning: Lying on my back in bed, groaning loudly, not wanting to go to work
@BryceEdwardBrown
@BryceEdwardBrown 3 года назад
I'm so inspired by this video. From now on, every day I'm going to wake up last year.
@mitsukisasaki8309
@mitsukisasaki8309 3 года назад
MEEE
@rakibshah
@rakibshah 3 года назад
lmao
@chablinski3133
@chablinski3133 3 года назад
I don't know if this is sarcasm😂😂
@brwhizz3060
@brwhizz3060 3 года назад
Wake up BEFORE you go to sleep. Then you’ll really have the advantage.
@brwhizz3060
@brwhizz3060 3 года назад
Instead of doing something tomorrow, do it yesterday, every day.
@bencole1630
@bencole1630 4 года назад
"I've killed three men..."
@Drowsyspace128
@Drowsyspace128 3 года назад
With this thumb
@ItsMeQuill
@ItsMeQuill 3 года назад
So inspirational
@tonyrahme96
@tonyrahme96 3 года назад
Using a plastic spoon, yeah...
@nnnyel
@nnnyel 3 года назад
Cought me off guard lmao
@deltawave4669
@deltawave4669 3 года назад
It came up as soon as I read the comment
@zacharyparis
@zacharyparis Год назад
They forgot to tell you that there are only 24hrs in a day no matter what time you wake up!
@rachaelangel4334
@rachaelangel4334 9 месяцев назад
"Sees this guy at the park":... slowly backs away lol
@sam_mag_
@sam_mag_ 2 года назад
How to be Alpha: - Sleep 5 minutes a month - Work out three months a day - Save $10.000 a day - Read 12 books an hour Start yesterday!
@commandershepard9920
@commandershepard9920 Год назад
Dang I'm behind.
@zenox5226
@zenox5226 Год назад
Me 2
@grimbles39
@grimbles39 Год назад
You forgot the cold showers. Why is everyone a masochist. Everybody seems to presume that the most unpleasant things are good for you. Can't we just live in pleasure? I'm not trying to be a navy seal.
@sam_mag_
@sam_mag_ Год назад
@@grimbles39 Yes, and you need to replace food with water & lemon, don't forget that.
@AizenVonKleiss
@AizenVonKleiss Год назад
And kiill 3 men.
@distinctloafer
@distinctloafer 3 года назад
You missed " Join my masterclass to be the winner in life".
@Sana-qx7tc
@Sana-qx7tc 3 года назад
Mindvalley😂😂
@aq0511
@aq0511 3 года назад
Essential one 🙌🙌
@PenguinGang25
@PenguinGang25 Год назад
by the time I was 5 I had been running a multi million dollar company for almost 2 decades and single handedly raised my parents
@sujayshridhar2079
@sujayshridhar2079 6 месяцев назад
"Knowledge is intercourse" 💯
@danielallyway
@danielallyway 3 года назад
Inspiring the ducks for the next generation!
@luccaboff2635
@luccaboff2635 3 года назад
Lmao only 1 reply
@evanc5119
@evanc5119 3 года назад
나는 당신이 사도 신조를 읽을 것을 감히
@Name-so9ti
@Name-so9ti 3 года назад
The mighty ducks
@noahmeyer3013
@noahmeyer3013 3 года назад
How did you get 279k subs but only 780 views on your last video? It perplexes me how RU-vid works
@CoolLegoBatman
@CoolLegoBatman 3 года назад
The Sports Experience bought subs
@freed6038
@freed6038 3 года назад
"I've killed three men" Me, realizing that he's not gonna elaborate: 👁️👄👁️
@kasia102kiss
@kasia102kiss 3 года назад
I’d love it if it went like “I’ve killed three men...............yeah.....”
@ProfessorWumbology
@ProfessorWumbology 3 года назад
You thought being successful was gonna be all rainbows and sunshine. WELL ITS NOT, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.
@therealthiccupstandingciti1674
@therealthiccupstandingciti1674 3 года назад
Reminds me of my Dad hahahahhhaha
@miguelolsen70
@miguelolsen70 3 года назад
@@nanzedd it was not a joke. Super serious, he actually killed three men.
@fhantasm
@fhantasm 3 года назад
With a pencil. A FOOOKING pencil.
@JuggernautaMito
@JuggernautaMito 8 месяцев назад
We got so distracted trying to living the perfect productive life we forgot to just live and be ourselves. Even worst, some of us did it for so long they don’t even know who they are. I for one caught myself trying to figure out the perfect formula for productivity avoiding stress high energy this and that and I got so caught up in this stupid web of perfecting that I even forgot why I wasn’t just living my life without thinking so much.
@user-mf5yo6vn8o
@user-mf5yo6vn8o 2 месяца назад
I slept before I woke up and woke up before I slept
@HA-rl4fz
@HA-rl4fz 3 года назад
I woke up at 3 am, then i peed and went back to bed
@veltro5659
@veltro5659 3 года назад
🤦‍♂️🤣
@IOmoon6221
@IOmoon6221 3 года назад
Why did this make me laugh.
@leginamon3984
@leginamon3984 3 года назад
This is the most inspirational thing I have ever heard.
@polyphonicgherkins
@polyphonicgherkins 3 года назад
This is more realistic than the stuff in the video.
@Muting_all_advice
@Muting_all_advice 3 года назад
You got up at 3am, time-boxed your productivity sprint, and then got an early night ahead of time for tomorrow.
@estevang.4693
@estevang.4693 3 года назад
My dad didn’t leave me, he was trying to gain success.
@litlifes3278
@litlifes3278 3 года назад
This is funny and sad at the same time
@grove4mylife
@grove4mylife 3 года назад
oof
@user-sn1ym2et9p
@user-sn1ym2et9p 3 года назад
Inspired to pursue milk from the store. (i’m so sorry)
@wethandlebar
@wethandlebar 3 года назад
That's dark....
@ennauak
@ennauak 3 года назад
wait but that's my actual story lol
@emmagrove6491
@emmagrove6491 Год назад
Those ducks don't know opportunity when they see it. They'll end up just swimming around their whole lives.
@nengi2696
@nengi2696 9 месяцев назад
"Knowledge is Intercourse" 😂😂😂
@ohnomywig_9197
@ohnomywig_9197 3 года назад
"Do you have Instagram?" "Yes" "You have tuberculosis" YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY
@jboever85
@jboever85 3 года назад
Same with me except I learned that beating up old people is wrong, oh well had fun while it lasted.
@ohnomywig_9197
@ohnomywig_9197 3 года назад
@@jboever85 💀
@tristanthomas5006
@tristanthomas5006 3 года назад
Linkdin? AIDS! Snapchat? Emphasyema! Reddit? Knock -knock, Gohnereah alert.
@iamnothere700
@iamnothere700 3 года назад
The more you know!
@kenzie9648
@kenzie9648 3 года назад
@@tristanthomas5006 THIS VIDEO AND COMMENT SECTIOND UEUEJDJWSHSHSHHS ITS 4AM I SHOULDNT BE FUCKING LAUGHING THIS HARD
@itachiuchiha1807
@itachiuchiha1807 3 года назад
Motivational videos be like "Don't use social media" and post their videos directly to human brains
@danielparlered3944
@danielparlered3944 3 года назад
how are they else going to get in contact with people if the people only use social media?
@lo-fi8558
@lo-fi8558 3 года назад
They mean stupid apps like Instagram filled with a bunch of sexual inducing girls, tik tok, etc.
@kingra2k65
@kingra2k65 3 года назад
@@danielparlered3944 fax idk
@Ghosty716
@Ghosty716 3 года назад
@@lo-fi8558 either your 60 or a toxic fortnight player who watched too much Discovery channel
@sugaristhenewwhite
@sugaristhenewwhite 3 года назад
@@Ghosty716 ?
@svedishbiker
@svedishbiker Год назад
He's right. Twitter does give you lupus.
@pauldalleave214
@pauldalleave214 25 дней назад
Nailed the comedy, and feeding those ducks was adorable
@pauldalleave214
@pauldalleave214 25 дней назад
Also, the video description
@Chocolatte2006
@Chocolatte2006 3 года назад
"I built up my multi-million dollar enterprise from the ground up by the age of 18 years old, with nothing but my wits, determination, and a 100 million dollars."
@user-sv6ph1dk4i
@user-sv6ph1dk4i 3 года назад
Then you killed 3 men
@TheRealSlimShady509
@TheRealSlimShady509 3 года назад
@@user-sv6ph1dk4i こにちは
@dantederi5062
@dantederi5062 3 года назад
So that's the secret ingredient. It's so easy guys, just be born into a billionaire family.
@tiffthunderchocolate
@tiffthunderchocolate 3 года назад
@@user-sv6ph1dk4i With a pencil
@johnnguyen9576
@johnnguyen9576 Год назад
More like a small loan of a million dollars.
@axelace1906
@axelace1906 3 года назад
“social media is a disease” *puts social media links in the end of the video*
@incog0956
@incog0956 3 года назад
It's a joke
@littledumpling5614
@littledumpling5614 3 года назад
@@incog0956 yeah that's why he COMMENTED THIS CUZ ITS FANNY
@tadicahya6439
@tadicahya6439 3 года назад
IMO its okay to use social media as long you're not addicted
@NoName-tt7te
@NoName-tt7te 3 года назад
@@tadicahya6439 its ok to use heroin as long as youre not addicted.
@bobbozo8893
@bobbozo8893 3 года назад
@@tadicahya6439 it's ok to study as long as you're not addicted
@onerider808
@onerider808 Месяц назад
“Touching a genital would distract me too much from my reading…” LOL
@Fungi-Derm
@Fungi-Derm Год назад
You have tuberculosis? Arthur Morgan: "Yes"
@epsilon6201
@epsilon6201 3 года назад
"I never slept after my birth."
@Mayrita77
@Mayrita77 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@MP-ut6eb
@MP-ut6eb 3 года назад
XD
@unknownmoonchild9970
@unknownmoonchild9970 3 года назад
Lol
@nafisaanjum1146
@nafisaanjum1146 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-nm1cz5xh4g
@user-nm1cz5xh4g 3 года назад
😁😁😁
@WillBlacksilver
@WillBlacksilver 3 года назад
MY MORNING ROUTINE: Wake up at 1am and meditate in bed for 9hours straight.
@Alienytical
@Alienytical 3 года назад
Man, this is hilarious 😆
@chocolatefudge5263
@chocolatefudge5263 3 года назад
🤣😂
@romilgoel4191
@romilgoel4191 3 года назад
Laying on bed with eyes closed counts too ?? :3
@chocolatefudge5263
@chocolatefudge5263 3 года назад
@@romilgoel4191 yes! I say it counts 😂
@romilgoel4191
@romilgoel4191 3 года назад
@@chocolatefudge5263 👁️👄👁️
@katiaantonova6949
@katiaantonova6949 Год назад
Well done, bud. Even though I usually appreciate most motivational videos, they can be extreme and this is a reminder that we’re all human
@tiagodecastro2929
@tiagodecastro2929 9 месяцев назад
You're right, we're all human. It's important and good to have goals and a work ethic, but we need to balance that with not overextending ourselves and remembering what we live for. One thing I'll never forget is this time when my wife and I were dating, I had to pick between picking up an overtime shift or going on a date with her; I'm normally not shy about picking up OT, but a thought came to my mind. "What will I remember in 30 years: precious time spent with a person I care about, or a few extra bucks and what I did with them?" And this thought made a huge difference in my life since then
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 Год назад
I've just realised: motivational videos are nothing more than reworking the monty python "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch, but wrapping it up as something we should aspire to, rather than see it as absurd exaggeration. 😂
@marg1035
@marg1035 3 года назад
you forgot: ''At the age of 18, my father came to me, put his arm around my shoulders and told me a very important thing. Something that would change my life forever and which still resonates now that I am a successful entrepreneur. He said ..... ''Son, my multi-million dollar business is now yours'' ;)
@Hsa008
@Hsa008 3 года назад
Bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@azizsofwan7683
@azizsofwan7683 3 года назад
Underrated
@novaexx6587
@novaexx6587 3 года назад
LMAO-
@Gokul-305
@Gokul-305 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@joeyduren5077
@joeyduren5077 3 года назад
Ahhh. The best way to make $1M
@haydenhuss8758
@haydenhuss8758 3 года назад
Motivational videos be like, "Social media is bad for you," and then they post their videos to social media.
@alexman378
@alexman378 3 года назад
Where they also post daily.
@cheshire1
@cheshire1 3 года назад
I does make sense tho. If you wanted to help people, of course you'd target the 'victims' of social media.
@reginagrobosz8807
@reginagrobosz8807 3 года назад
Yes but in their case it's marketing
@euro-trashling
@euro-trashling 3 года назад
Well... That's like "you criticize capitalism whilst you live in it" level of criticism doe. You live by rules your society establishes in order to survive. That's how it is. Our world nowadays functions the way it does because of the internet. Everything is on social media these days. They can't not use it at all. They mean that you shouldn't be obsessing over constantly being online and catch up with everything.
@c.w.r.794
@c.w.r.794 3 года назад
But- do they have a Lamborghini garage full of books about knowledge, in which there contain three easy steps to earn a small loan of half a million dollars and live in a house with an elevator? *I think NOT*
@TheChuckfuc
@TheChuckfuc Год назад
Those three men got in the way of the grindset.
@julian9898
@julian9898 Год назад
Look at my man trying to give a bunch of ducks a bill 😂
@joshuajeffrey4848
@joshuajeffrey4848 3 года назад
Just the long pause and no resolution after “I’ve killed three men” has me in stitches
@almisami
@almisami 3 года назад
It wasn't a statement, it was a threat.
@skeb4903
@skeb4903 3 года назад
Mate legit sent me
@captainbeard3323
@captainbeard3323 3 года назад
You are the fourth
@gigibautista7770
@gigibautista7770 3 года назад
Me🤣🖤
@Vizal
@Vizal 3 года назад
IKR 😂
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