Every Mario Kart DS Track Ranked 

I think we all know that the only reason that waluigi pinball is as beloved as it is is because it's a waluigi themed track. Theme it around literally any other character while keeping everything else the same and it loses like half its appeal.

I still remember 10 year old me being blown away by Tick Tock Clock’s mechanics before being ratioed by the bots

I enjoy these non Death Battle stuff, its cool seeing Biff's other tastes on different media and games. Plus, his opinions are always just nice and fun to see with his style of videos. It's like watching a friend just ramble about his favorite things, and I mean that as a good thing. Always fun to see these vids

I’ve been both a Mario Kart and Versus guy for a while now so this almost felt like a crossover to me lmao

It's very nice seeing that you're so passionate about this, hearing you this excited is rare but very enjoyable.

Thank you Biff, I really enjoyed your ranking on my favorite Mario Kart game ❤️

Great video as always, and I'm excited for the next one! These videos are always such a blast, and I love hearing your opinions on Non-DB stuff. Can't wait for the inevitable Mario Kart Character ranking, like that's ever gonna happen.

Mario Kart DS was my favorite growing up. I would go everywhere with my DS everyday. Great list Biff!

Mario Kart DS was my first ever Mario Kart game and is my favorite Mario Kart Game. I'm very happy to see this video because it brings back so many memories

Solid video man! Can't wait to see more videos from ya

DS has always been my favorite game in the series, cause it´s the one I play the most as a kid, especially cause of the Mission Mode and the Battle Mode Pretty fun ranking, can´t believe Baby Park was in S Tier

13:56 honestly, this was in the back of my mind, but I'd never have actually realised it, if you didn't spell it out It'd probably be a genuinely soothing experience, to just dawdle on this track, in time trial mode

I think Palm Shore is meant to be a reference to one of the new rooms in Mario 4 DS (which makes sense as a lot of, if not all of the bosses are shared between the 2). and the background of the red sky and dark trees in Bowser's Castle was used later for world 8 in New Super Mario Bros which is nice to see

Like how the numbers are made to perfectly fit in the item slot when it's there, it's a nice touch.

32: Figure 8 Circuit (Figure 8 Shaped, Tunnel) 31: SNES Choco Island 2 (Piranha Plants, Mud) 30: GBA Peach Circuit (Peach Trees, Grass, Patterned Tiles) 29: GCN Baby Park (5 Laps, Oval Layout, Short, Not Chaotic) 28: SNES Mario Circuit 1 (Pipes, Patterned Tiles, Sharp Turns) 27: SNES Koopa Beach 2 (Sand, Water, Abyss, Patterned Tiles, Bushes) 26: Yoshi Falls (Waterfalls, Sharp Turns, Giant Egg) 25: N64 Frappe Snowland (Statue, Snowmen, Ice Walls) 24: SNES Donut Plains 2 (Bridge, Monty Moles, Patterned Tiles) 23: Desert Hills (Pokeys, Angry Sun, Fire Snakes, Palm Trees) 22: GCN Mushroom Bridge (Cars, Bridge, Trucks) 21: Mario Circuit (Fire Piranha Plants, Goombas, Pipe Tunnel) 20: N64 Moo Moo Farms (Monty Moles, Bridges) 19: GCN Luigi Circuit (Chain Chomp, No Barrier, Boosts) 18: GBA Luigi Circuit (Blimp, Rain, Puddles, Dark Skybox) 17: DK Pass (Snowmen, Snowballs, Item Box, Snow) 16: Cheep Cheep Beach (Cheep Cheeps, Crabs, Sand, Water) 15: GCN Yoshi Circuit (Yoshi Shaped, Tunnel, Piranha Plants, Yoshi-Copter) 14: GBA Bowser Castle 2 (Thwomps, Lava Bubbles, Split Paths) 13: Shroom Ridge (Cars, Trucks, Grass, Tunnel) 12: N64 Banshee Boardwalk (Cheep Cheep, Boos, Darkness) 11: N64 Choco Mountain (Fog, Cave, Boulders, Chocolate) 10: Rainbow Road (Loopty Loop, No Guardrails, Spiral Paths) 9: Wario Stadium (Firebars, Fire Wheels, Mud, Hills) 8: Sky Garden (Cobblestone, Blimp, Beanstalks, Split Paths) 7: Delfino Square (Piantas, Narrow Paths, Drawbridge, Statue) 6: Luigi’s Mansion (Portrait Ghosts, Walking Trees, Mud) 5: Tick Tock Clock (Gears, Hands, Pendulum) 4: Peach Gardens (Chain Chomps, Monty Moles, Hedges) 3: Bowser Castle (Spinning Tube, Shifting Rectangles, Burners, Spike Room, Spiral Paths) 2: Airship Fortress (Bullet Bill, Burners, Rocky Wrenches, Launch) 1: Waluigi Pinball (Big Pinballs, Bouncers, Flippers, Cannon)

I'm honestly curious how many hours I have clocked on my copy of Mario Kart DS. It was basically my go-to as a kid whenever I needed something to do on family trips, so I'm glad to see it getting love!

I love these types of videos Biff! Hopefully you can rank either Mario Kart 64 or 7 next as those were some banger games as well

It’s criminal more people aren’t checking this video out it’s great!

Mkds is my first Mario Kart game ever and I used to play this game all day and night. The Nitro course track are definitely the highlights of the game and WALUIGI Pinball, Delfino Sqaure and Tiktock Clock are masterpieces.

Far from my favorite, but I has so much charm that I can’t help but love it Bring back mission mode

The donut Plain presentation was pretty funny to me im sorry, i just like dumb play in games. I kinda vibe with some of the C-Tier courses bcuz they are easy to race, and if you do time trial they take way less than some longer. So far i like this video. Its cool to see u talk bout more things!

So... Freaking...Epic. Great Video Biff can't wait for a long video explaining everything awesome and epic about N64 Moo Moo Farms!

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back at it again with the goated content.

I dig your commentary a lot more than everyone else who I saw doing the same thing. I like that you're not trying too hard to be funny and you have pretty good opinions... in my opinion anyway.

Heya, huge Luigi’s Mansion enjoyer as well as DS Mario Kart fan, Fun fact some of the paintings that aren’t boos were the bosses you fight in Luigi’s Mansion, and i absolutely love it

Another Mario Kart Track Rank. Let's go!

More non death battle stuff let’s go!

Awesome video Biff Weed, it took me right to my Childhood.

24:41 Airship Fortress music always reminds me of that song, "Tu Es Foutu" by In-Grid. 😄 ..and the Waluigi Pinball course really had me convinced something special would happen if you had to drive through the tunnel at the exact moment the slot machine characters are aligned. 😄

Ranking All Mario Kart DS Tracks F-Tier: 32. Choco Island 2: infuriating layout and mud 31. Baby Park: less chaotic 30. Figure 8 Circuit: Most Boring Track ever D-Tier 29. Mario Circuit 1: Number one are so boring 28. Peach Circuit: Why More Circuits C-Tier 27. Yoshi Falls: kinda more interesting than Figure 8 26. Donut Plains 1: Filler 25. Moo Moo Farm: Only Non-Circuit track in one of the Worst Cups Ever made 24. Luigi Circuit: A bit more interesting than Farms 23. Yoshi Circuit: Disappointing way to end a game 22. Bowser Castle 2 (Advance): very challenging 21. Mushroom Bridge: Best GCN track in the game that lost everything that made the original so special B-Tier 20. Koopa Beach 2: Hard Yes, But it is still a very good Challenge 19. Luigi Circuit (Advance): best retro circuit with Beautiful weather 18. Desert Hills: Underrated Track 17. Mario Circuit: nice island of the mushroom kingdom if only we were inside Peach’s Castle 16. Choco Mountain: the music is better than in 64 15. Frappe Snowland: Same, the music is better than in 64 14. Cheep Cheep Beach: almost same music as Peach Beach 13. Waluigi Pinball: I love the theming and sound effects and music but the layout isn’t very good and it should’ve been a battle stage 12. Wario Stadium: better than the 64 Wario Stadium 11. DK Pass: it reminds me of flagstaff A-Tier 10. Banshee Boardwalk 9. Shroom Ridge: Beautiful art style 8. Sky Garden: It’s flat but it is the best retro track of the game 7. Luigi’s Mansion: I wished we stayed more on the Mansion 6. Rainbow Road: it introduce us to the anti gravity mechanic pre Mario Kart 8 5. Tick Tock Clock: Unique theming but barren to be honest 4. Delfino Square: Great Music and Epic Sections like the bridge and pier 3. Bowser’s Castle: While it doesn’t have Bowser Statue, we still have rotating platform a least 2. Airship Fortress: Amazing Music 1. Peach Gardens: I love Botanical Gardens

Pinball track is definetly my fave, the music, design colours

"Wii has a good set of retros" Also wii: brings back yoshi falls and desert hills for retros

Loving these videos. Will you do more of these videos ?

My first ever and favorite Mario kart game will always be Double Dash but man did the DS game spoil me with so much! Waluigi Pinball, Wario Stadium (the DS version obviously hopefully one day nintendo decides to remake the n64 version), Tick Tock Clock, DK Pass, Airship Fortress, Peach Gardens, Bowser’s Castle, Rainbow Road, giving us 16 retro tracks and MISSION MODE! So many good memories and so many hand cramps but it was worth it!!!

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So funny enough I never owned DS as a kid But I had one of those cases where my pal did but since ds let you play it as long as a friend did I was stuck as a shy guy. This hit alot more nostalgia for me then it should've done. I still don't know which ones my personal favorite either...maybe waluigi pinball

Mario Circuit is in the Star Cup because it's the star of the show, of course!

Thank you so much for appreciating Airship Fortress. I will riot if it is not on the boost course.

10:56 HOLY SHIT BIFF THATS A YOSHICOPTER

I absolutely loved Waluigi Pinball as a kid and still think it’s great, but it’s not my favorite DS course anymore. I’d put it at the highest spot of A because for as creative as the theming is, I think it doesn’t take full advantage of it. You’re on the pinball table for a little bit, and that’s all. All that’s there until then is the rolling pinball on the road, which is ok. Courses like Tick Tock Clock and Airship Fortress utilize their theming more often. The clock hands, pendulums, gears, bullet bills, rocky wrenches, the cannon, etc. They do more for me and would be in S tier in my own list

Mario Kart DS and Wii are two of my favourite games growing up

Given that you referenced the Scott the Woz video at the beginning I was really hoping the Shroom Ridge segment would just be "Sure."

As much as I love the DB related content, I grew up with this Mario Kart (and 7) so seeing this put a smile on my face

Imagine only wacthing DB content. Also great job many funny.

I remember this game omg

Hoping for 7 soon!

I never knew motion glider on that glider would be possible…

WOOOOO HE MENTIONED ROB

This list is so true

Ranking every Mario Kart DS track: (S tiers #1 - #3) #1 Waluigi Pinball #2 Airship Fortress #3 Tick Tock Clock (A tiers #4 - #8) #4 Peach's Garden #5 Delfino Square #6 Bowser's Castle #7 Rainbow Road #8 Wario Stadium (B tiers #9 - #18) #9 Luigi's Mansion #10 GCN Mushroom Bridge #11 DK Pass #12 Shroom Ridge #13 GBA Sky Garden #14 GCN Yoshi Circuit #15 Cheep Cheep Beach #16 GBA Bowser's Castle 2 #17 N64 Choco Mountain #18 GBA Luigi Circuit (C tiers #19 - #24) #19 DS Mario Circuit #20 Desert Hills #21 GBA Peach Beach #22 GCN Luigi Circuit #23 N64 Moo Moo Farm #24 SNES Mario Circuit 1 (D tiers #25 - #32) #25 N64 Banshee Boardwalk #26 N64 Frappe Snowland #27 SNES Donut Plains 1 #28 Yoshi Falls #29 Figure 8-Circuit #30 GCN Baby Park #31 SNES Koopa Beach 2 #32 SNES Choco Island 2

Biff Weed with another W Video

16:19 there's actually a small chance of getting a red shell from it

22:57 Wait, since when was Tick Tock Clock's racetrack music a remix of the Super Mario 64 level music? Also, which level music?

Hey Biff weed👋😁 I can’t wait to see the Dark Souls vs Skyrim review😊👍

More Biff, and more Mario Kart Content

biff how could you put Figure-8 Circuit so low smh its literally the greatest track ever fr fr

Ds feels super top heavy for me. the circuit tracks all feel so boring and bland and I don't like any retro besides the N64 ones and sky garden. However, this game has like 12 A and S tier tracks(Wario Stadium, Waluigi Pinball, Peach gardens, Delfino square, Tick tock clock, Bowser's castle, Sky Garden, Banshee Boardwalk, Luigi's mansion, Airship Fortress, Rainbow Road, Shrooms Ridge)

MARIO KART DS LESSS GOOO

Please rank all the tracks in mario kart live home circuit

U got some stages wrong (baby park goated) but lets see u do one about the missions

PEAK DS

I kinda want to know how you feel about DS’s boss fights

Are you decently familiar with pvz? If so I would love to see you talking about the games because they mean so much to me

F Tier 32. Figure-8 Circuit D Tier 31. SNES Donut Plains 1 30. GCN Luigi Circuit 29. GBA Peach Circuit 28. Cheep Cheep Beach 27. GCN Baby Park 26. Desert Hills 25. Yoshi Falls C Tier 24. GBA Bowser Castle 2 23. N64 Moo Moo Farm 22. SNES Choco Island 2 21. Mario Circuit 20. SNES Koopa Beach 2 19. DK Pass 18. GCN Mushroom Bridge 17. SNES Mario Circuit 1 16. Delfino Square B Tier 15. Wario Stadium 14. Rainbow Road 13. GBA Luigi Circuit 12. N64 Frappe Snowland 11. GBA Sky Garden 10. Shroom Ridge 9. N64 Banshee Boardwalk 8. N64 Choco Mountain 7. Bowser Castle 6. Peach Garden 5. Luigi’s Mansion 4. GCN Yoshi Circuit 3. Tick Tock Clock S Tier 2. Waluigi Pinball 1. Airship Fortress

I just know Tai Lung is hiding on the thumbnail somewhere He better be

How did you get the high-res version of mario kart ds @ 9:46 ??

Donut Plains isn't meant to have actual donuts.

its csalled donut plains because the level in mario world was called donut plains

Wonder if I’ll ever find one of these where Waluigi Pinball isn’t number 1. Idk Airship Fortress #1s seem very rare.

I'm biffing out right now

7:19 That's because Donut Plains is based on, well, Donut Plains. Have you never played Super Mario World?

Wait what about Mario kart Wii battle course

Waluigi pinball do i need to say more

I got Mario Kart Wii on the same day my sister was born, why is this just a thing?

Wake up everyone Another base ranking video from Biff is here

Is it just me,or did you forgot peach gardens.

Can you talk about Mario Kart Wii?

also PLAY DOUBLE DASH the controls kinda suck at first but literally everything else is peak mario kart

Just gonna leave this here before watching. If you leave choco island 2 out of the bottom 4, I will like and subscribe Edit: L

tbh DS is better in then wii my mind

Waluigi Pinball is too low

try mario kart 7!!!

waluigi pinball is one of the worst tracks on ds imo. half the time ur on a random road above the pinball machine and all u do for the 5 seconds on the pinball machine is drive forward and pray to god u don’t get hit

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Choco Island 2 is horrible. The ugly visuals frustrating mechanics have lead to it being probably my least played course in the game. It's the only track in the entire game where I haven't even unlocked the staff ghost, and the mission in which you collect coins on this track is the only one in the entire game where I don't have a triple star rank

As an avid fan of yellow and darker yellow, I find your constant bashing towards desert courses incredibly disheartening. Unsubscribed.