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I used to watch him when i first like became? An atheist and then i found the Bible reloaded but it's crazy to me that Greg has turned into this lmao

Having just finished watching a let’s play of Outlast 2, I have deep concerns. Greg’s got some Papa Knoth vibes.

He's going to try to create a sex cult, isn't he? 🤦

Jamestown? Like pilgrims? I mean they can be argued to be a bit of cult. Jonestown is the koolaid one

I immediately read it too, and it's sad how knowledge of Latin has become so rare that people behave it's like a magic language that is totally impossible to read lol.

As a gamer I'm glad I did not go all in on the path with people like this. Right-wing conspiracies are much more psychotic and probably would have made me more miserable than becoming a leftist. You can't solve any of your problems if you're being fed nonsense and spend a decent amount of your time thinking about nonsense. At least reading stuff like Marx and Engels is intellectually engaging and thus valuable even to people that disagree with it. This is meant to break your brain.

I abandoned ship on AS back in late 2015/early 2016 and he's become the exact guy he used to rip on.

Ooohh, Gamergate... scary!!!

@@Cancellator5000 The guy isn't right wing. He's way left wing, even calling himself progressive. Being "anti-woke culture" doesn't make you right-wing. Twit!

every time

If you rearrange the letters of pepe silva you can make the word green man in Latin. Do not fact-check me, just accept it as true and fold it into your understanding of reality.

Green man is good. It got me through some hard times.

Greenman, friend of the Dayman (not to be confused with Damon).

@@BaronVonQuiply”I am a boy, Dayman!”

I came into possession of a particularly powerful Garden Machine rather recently. It's an electric tiller I got for $139 and let me do in seconds what it would have taken me all summer to do with a hoe.

The irony is _palpable_

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 The irony is not lost on me haha.

What he never made atheist content! No that was all an act that nobody understands but him.

Remember when The Armoured Christian appeared and then Greg said "Awesome idea. I'ma steal that in 8 years." ?

Greg is obviously the Prophesied Greenman and Im sorry that offends your Denisovan Luciferian Christological Satanic Annunaki, uh...minds

Do you think he'll wear the helmet and film it, or use the stop-animated avatar with a ukelele? ♫ Guys, it's all my fault, shoulda ne-ver started that cult. Got my back, against the wall. Since I force fed them Nembutal ♫

U didn't join yet?

This is the first comment I've read that includes actual empathy for his mental health. The rest of them were ripping on him, calling him right-wing (he isn't AT ALL), and gleefully mocking him. I think he was stuck inside, alone, for two years during the lockdown. He needs empathy, not to be mocked. I appreciate you recognise this since nobody else seems to. It proves that not all of these Mr Potato Head viewers are just after cheap jokes at the expense of others. At least Skeptic makes original content. It may be wrong, but it IS entertaining. Mr Potato Head here makes no original content, he mocks the content of others, which makes him a bottom feeder, in my humble opinion.

I've been a lead guitarist for over 25 years, I'm here standing on the speaker stack looking over at Greg like "Dude.... too far. Now help me adjust my sequins for the third set."

Your question is nebulas and hard to answer. Is it internally consistent? Yes, he adds various conspiracy type theories together using random "bits" of "interpreted" information and weaves them into some weird meta interconnected theory that is internally consistent for the most part. Does it track? No, many of his interpretations are complete nonsense and barely coherent. For example, he continues to mention the "woah symbol" as the oldest letter and relates it to both the crucifixion of Jesus and some apocalyptic sciency sounding event where a black hole sun passes through the solar system nearly wiping out humanity, and the symbol arose because everyone naturally said "woah" when they saw the earths magnetic field form a shape of a Y. Okay that was pretty packed information and we could pick it all up and talk about each piece but its just the context of why this "woah" symbol is mentioned and what he presents it as being. He has nothing and I mean nothing to make the claim the Y symbol is the oldest symbol or that people in ancient times said "woah" as a natural reaction to awe inspiring events or that the people using jesus on a cross are referencing the woah symbol and its related event knowingly he just pulled every last inch of it out of his ass seemingly from nowhere. This is one tiny example of how he will throw something out as if it is somehow proven true and has evidence and then will use that thing to prove other things he is trying to prove, stacking utter nonsense on nonsense until you can't even figure out where to begin pulling it all apart. So does it make sense? If you are asking if it's based in reality the answer is categorically no and every video in the series adds a hundred more things that are utterly wrong which are interlaced in a way that is intended to build a narrative leading to it sounding like the ramblings of an actual madman. If you are asking if it might work in a fantasy setting as a novel or D&D thing then sure, you could make it make sense after all you would get to decide the oldest symbol was actually whatever you wanted. You would get to decide the solar system has a second sun that orbits through every 800 years or whatever. You could state the joker from batman was inspired by the greenman myth in your universe. In reality however we can talk to people who actually know things about science and history and etymology, we can read interviews from the creators of batman etc. As we can in fact do these things we can find that often Gregs interpretations of these things are so far off base its not even funny. Much of its its invented from whole cloth and relies on his viewers never actually looking into any one specific detail long enough to be able to tear apart his interpretation and we aren't just talking history which could be argued as biased or corrupted by people in power, we are talking literal science he has referenced without knowing what he was talking about. For example, he referenced in one video the Earths magnetic field "wobbling" as if something was pushing back against it from the direction of "orion". Any scientist that has spent more than 5 minutes in that field can describe what Greg describes as being weird and only happening recently as being normal. The sun pushes material(solar flares) and energy out in a way that isn't uniform and the Earths magnetic field wobbles as it is hit by that, this isn't something that has just started or should be of any concern and yet Greg presented this as some piece of information that proves a black hole sun was already approaching Earth because the Field was wobbling. Hope that answers your question because the natural answer is: No, it does not make sense. But the more accurate answer is it depends on if you include being accurate to reality within sense.

5 weeks?! I give him 5 days!

You’re probably right

Classic. "Just remember not to take this all too seriously" "I AM JESUS CHRIST AND SATAN AND THE GREEN MAN WARNING HUMANITY OF THE COMING SOLAR FLARE"

I hope thats what it is

But consider this: Green man.

I can answer the first question, he uses devil worship (bad) to refer to saturn worship and says lucifer is not the devil, which is technically correct. The devil monicker is a title rather than a name and the bible has a bunch of people that were later lumped together as being the "devil" including lucifer, this part is not a Greg invention but the saturn worship stuff is. Scholars have noted this before, but sometime in the middle ages the church found it easier to just name all evil guys the devil and tell people the devil reappears every so often in a new mask because dumb. The saturn worship involves child unaliving so Greg points that out as the "true" devil worship popular culture things is lucifer. Also I wouldn't be so sure Greg was raised protestant, he has referred to his upbringing within a cult like sect of christianity before and you can infer some bad things to people he knew, I can't remember much more than a brief mention or two of it while he trailed off.

Shoeonhead. Basically.

I personally, have never seen a South African Protestant church doing that. But. Like. Its just what Ive seen. Maybe it just differs from culture to culture?

It depends on the flavor of Protestant. Anglicans likes them a crucifix, Baptists not so much.

Will do

Also the _"I'm totes left-wing, guys, not right wing at all. Aren't Republicans swell? They're so Hip and Groovy. Not like those disgusting awful everyone else. RIGHT WING ROCKS! RIGHT WING ROCKS! .... WHAT?!?!?! WHY ON EARTH WOULDYOUACCUSE ME OF BEING RIGHT WING??? I'M A __-LEFTY-__ BALANCED CENTRIST! ... God, I hate The Left™"_ shtick.

Short answer, Greg presented a theory video Jake has covered already about a "garden machine". It includes a set of architecture that creates plasma energy at a desired location. There is a group of things he claims you need, a building at one end that ejects material into the clouds (sulpher I think among other things like pollution basically) Then there is a water feature, an obelisk and then a building that is the target. The pollution clouds create lightning that strikes the target and create plasma in a chamber. He claims the pyramid of Giza is this and he claims they were built all over the world as well. The plasma energy, he claims, is actually god and people used it because it makes them "feel good spiritually" whatever that means. Of course he has no real reason to believe this and has done nothing to prove his insane idea, he claims he got all of this from looking at an old physics book written in latin from hundreds of years ago that had a picture that he admitted fully he couldn't properly translate. Welcome to the pain and misery of being aware of this nonsense.

Ho. It means Ho.

I would definitely read a fictional book where Denmark invaded the US in some future.

Like, the whole Greg lore? Or just this video?

Ah, so essentially he's making all this wacky shit up to bait and troll others, leading up to a big reveal to make himself look like the most dedicated clever mastermind of trolling? I don't think I'd be able to handle the radioactive levels of smugness he'd show.

I'm reminded of the kid who lied himself into a European tour, and then when no one showed up, the venues canceled, and the band found out he was a fraud and quit...he tried to tell everyone he was the human puppet master who taught everyone an important lesson about...... I dunno.

@@BaronVonQuiply My man pulled a Nikocado

I dunno dude he has dedicated 3 solid years to this, retconned his entire channel and everything he created before hand. Has a podcast dedicated to these topics that go on for two hours plus. And has, at times played cult leader with his audience at times telling them they don't deserve his videos and basically making them beg for his information. If this is a troll. He's trolled so much he is now trolling himself

Is it possible this whole thing is some elaborate fart sniffing act on Gregory's part and he doesn't mean any of it? Sure it's possible and maybe he genuinely started out that way with this but somewhere along the way. This guy went off the reservation and he is never coming back

Well if you watched the last installment, Greg himself goes full mask of, saying the entire channel was from the getgo pointing to his conspiracy theories he suspiciously makes tens of videos on.

They split ages ago, then what remained of his sanity completely snapped.

@@jaymorgan7728 ah okay, that makes sense

She went for a more overt nutter.

Armoured Septic works,and only requires removing one letter.

The call of the almighty dollar.

The call of the almighty dollar.

Wait, why Pispers?!

@@LinuxLea his 2007 gigs are basically just anticapitalist rants