Everything Wrong With F9: The Fast Saga In 27 Minutes Or Less 

Do everything wrong with guns Akimbo next

How dare you do fast and fouious you horrible person lol

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The very day this movie came out, my mind was thinking about you guy's making a video on this movie all the time. Worth waiting for this video lol.

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Family so strong it bended reality an made a brother

@@poteto_on_the_internet Fast 10 No Way Home.

or Corona

cinema sins is my brother dun dun dun and nobody cares lmao

I was surprised this movie didn't break the sin counter again. Though it did give it more sins than Trump's appearance in Home Alone II, LOL!

Citation needed! That number seems way too low!

@@LucianDevine buwahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣 A citation would require them or someone to go and watch the movie again, and I don't think we should put anyone through that level of torture willingly 😂

@@faizahmohammedaruwa Hey, he's the one throwing out numbers, and this is the internet and the CinemaSins comment section. Are you new here, lol?

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@@faizahmohammedaruwa Id be willing to do it for family

Of course she didn't die: she is Wonder Woman. It was only a scratch.

It's been confirmed that she's coming in the next movie

@@tammy3331 Fast of The Fate of the Furious: Return of the Alive

@@Mimir325 Fate of the Fastly Furious: Alive has Returned

Right. The Shaw brother survived the same fall lol

Exactly.

“I understood that reference.” -Captain America

😂😂😂😂😂

GET OUT 😂😂

The director knew what he was doing casting him 😂

violation

That's the point. Also cringeworthy comment just desperately seeking attention for useless likes lol.

Dude

@@siegfriednightmare7909 I don't see how it's cringeworthy. I haven't seen the movies so I didn't know about the brain injury thing, so I found the comment pretty funny.

@@siegfriednightmare7909 my man's who hurt you

Thank you Someone who thought what I was thinking lol This movie was seriously goofy

At This point the guy who wrote this movie was on cocaine like bad bad lmao 😄😂🤣

do youblike the transporter movies with Jason Statham? I think it was 2, when he had to save his boss's son from being kidnapped. They put a bomb under his car and he drove up through a mall area I think, through a through a window, flipped the car over and hooked the bomb on a crane hook. Or maybe it was transporter 3. either way goo movie but this crazy shit with cars thing was way before tfadt and furious lol. but I do hate that it went as crazy as it did also. like it wrnt from gran turismo video game to hot wheels and cruisin usa video game lmao

I saw that scene from fuckin trailer even before it came out and exactly knew it has the bullshit power to break the sin counter

And they didn't get a scratch on their bodies anywhere! They are invincible!

7mins in and i have seen enough BS to break the sin counter. This should be a record of some kind i have never heard the narrator sound so furious in all of these i have watched 10/10! XD

I was watching this at 2:30 am with my son in my arms. I had to pause the video because I was choking from laughter. That car swing scene is by far the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever seen in a movie 🤣

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They also removed 3 sins for Eva Mendes existing in 2 Fast 2 Furious so this isn't the only time that a Fast and Furious movie got sin removals.

@@mst3k3000 Yea but they didn't remove it because the movie impressed Jeremy, it was because of an actress. This was.

when?

Look like they did it they broke the sin counter

more like 3 you think they wouldnt go for another after td

Should have ended at 3

So you’re saying “this movie exists”

The franchise should've been ended before it ever got started, beginning with the very first turd in a long line of super turds in a mega turd franchise.

I agree especially after the demise of Brian O’Connor one the main characters in real life aka Paul walker

Yeah

That's why I love this channel. I wouldn't watch most movies if I was drunk and paid to. But I'll watch a video confirming the few theories I had after watching teasers.

I don't watch movies. I just watch the sins lol

Don't waste your time trust me

Same. Just here to see a dumpster fire being laughed at 😁

Yeah it's way funnier than Tom holland's spiderman films. Even funnier than mcu films lol.

To be honest, I usually turn off my brain and just have fun with these movies, but this one was so horrible with the stunts and add on stories I tuned out, while already tuned out after the bridge jump..watching this made me realize how much I just didn't see

I'm no the only one

In fast 8 or 7 in the cinemas, while people were crying, I was laughing lol

@@lollamo7608 Yeah mcu isn't funny they tried very very hard.

That’s where you checked out? You have a strong constitution for bullshit than me. I checked out 3 movies and a spin off ago.

I’m so torn because idk if that or the car in space was more unbelievable. I know the car in space but surrounded by military with ak’s on the low ground and in front of you

As soon as I saw cardi B I walked out. Not even joking . I was absolutely done with the movie after seeing her

​@@Big73Red cringeworthy comment you kids ain't going anywhere with the "I stopped watching after the 3rd one" lol

There's always John Wick to lift up your spirits.

In the 20 years, they've become terminators. Remember, Dom broke his arm at the end of the first movie, in a low-speed crash where his car flipped.

It’s because FAMILY.

@@aprilia3092 no no no no I am 10

@@OliveTreesa Really? I thought eldritch gods were old af. The more you know

@@snkybrki He's 10 in terms of elder gods, lul.

@@thefreddyfazter781 Shit, didn't think of that

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Bruh Tyrese wanted a fast and furious and Transformers movie crossover XD

@@feeblemonster8174 Would make sense with all the tech and unbelievable saves and whatnot. Hidden autobots

Wait what??? That would have been friggin perfect!!!!!!

I laughed LOL

Yeah me too

I didn't get it?

@@belalbeshmaf8234 good at comedy but his "serious" acting leaves alot to be desired.

the narrator just gives up during filming f9

@@notkimpine it was too well timed

@@belalbeshmaf8234 The key to a good joke is timing.

Reminds me of the chase scene in Swordfish where Hugh Jackman’s character also magically knew how to drive a six speed TVR (which somehow was able to be legally imported and driven in LA).

i mean...how hard can that be lol

@@cubiekill5454 as a driving instructor, even while SHOWING and giving DETAILED instructions on how to get the car moving in the 1st gear, they still fail 90% of the times, and keep failing for some classes. So yes, you don't "learn" how to drive a manual car just by trying, she would not be able to get out of the place at all without knowing she has to hold the clutch in the right position.

@@vinhix r/woooosh

Yea bro she'd be stalling frequently or bepping and moving forward very slowly

Hopefully ita just 14 to 16 year old boys who still play grand theft auto, and not fully grown adults that go to watch these movies. There was a comment above that I pretty much agree with, that the first movie especially, and maybe up to number 5, were sort of plausible in a "it's a movie so suspend some disbelief" kind of way, they pointed out that in the first one they were almost killed by a single trucker in a big rig with a shotgun, yet from 6 onwards they have turned into some super elite black ops delta squadron who can get out of any scenario.

Because it's simple entertainment, it's like wanting to eat McDonalds or Burgerking. It holds absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever and it may or may not kill you someday, but sometimes you just crave it. The Fast and Furious movies is just that. It's trash, but it's trash a lot of people wants to consume, yours truly included.

Cause dom always makes the same face like hes constipated and sad at the same time

So let's stop giving them any money for making hot garbage like these movies.

Plain facts this movie was just embarrassing, the other ones before 7 were decent

@Big-Car5072 Oh I still like it, I just think it should have ended.

@Big-Car5072 I think it's a popular opinion, but I respect that you disagree and I'm sorry my comment upset you. I still love the series regardless. I was just making an observation. Of course it won't change anything. Does everything you say make a difference in the world? No. But you're human and you're going to express your opinion just like everyone else. Just like you're doing now.

I csn wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment and I respect your opinion but I have to point out that enjoying this franchise (even in its first episode) and complaining that "Hollywood kills good things in the pursuit of money" is, at least to a degree, being part of the problem without realizing it. These movies have always been cringey, exagerated and ridiculous (not to mention retrograde and reactionary) and always were nothing more thant factory-line-assembled products with the sole purpose of making money. Thet got worse in time, granted, but they were always bad.

You aren’t the only one! I’ve been waiting for this since April 😂😂

Vin Diesel says "hold my beer"....

Eso pensé: "shhh, no le des ideas" xD

They don't know it yet, but they've accidentally inspired the plot of 'Furious 12 - too fast, too family'.

I watch that lol

@@happyjess853 OMG, me too!

Yep. I mean why would you put your daughter in danger by relating her to any of your dangerous research and just make it so that their daughter doesnt have a nick of evidence that she is involved and instead made clues about the thing a majig far away from her? Number 1 things you should do as a parent when involved with dangerous research/deals. Dont involve any family or friends. But movies already proved me that most of the time its usually a plot point...

This movie looks more like a kid's play toy imagination. 😏

Its cartoonish at this point. They dont even need real actors.

I love how it broke the entire system.

This is the second time the sin counter actually suffered. It was actually killed in the review of the 8th movie.

You're all missing the point. THIS IS A COMEDY NOW!

Mia, the woman who got shot point-blank execution style by Cipher in the previous movie?

9+2 = 11 fast 11 is when your questions get answered

The fact that I watch this and didn't even realize that this video is 29 minutes long 😂

@@kiminotori20 me to myself: “holy shit, it is!”

The real question is how not half the actors and producers have died on drug overdose? I mean for the love of whatever in the world, you cannot shot this shit without MASSIV use of drugs. Imagine being still sentient when you have to do this... Alternative would be the question the video sets up "why people like this?" Because it ...still takes itself to serious to be pure satire and it is ridicilously bad in everything. I mean I guess you need to have movies to watch when you are near your own drug overdose death?!

@@xardas149 there not on draugs torll and you dam wil do can shot thais shti with bein on drag to jared ans jeason form supernturl the dotn drags and do scazy shit like this so you know ntoing

@@xardas149 torl you do cgi with otu drarg and no of ator are doing the shti you in the movies it all cgi ro thro cars off brages and sky diveing to flim then the edtie then ators in puar wlak wodo told you the is no drags if he were laive fool he brotehr wood be pissed to ehre you say this carp

@@xardas149 i'm pretty sure their paychecks are keeping them more than happy in lieu of any drugs

I'm genuinely surprised there isn't a Transformers movie in the top 10

@@thefriesofLockeLamora Well there is one in the top 15…

It's evolving, only all over the place

In Fast 13 we're gonna find out they were all in a Doomsday-esque program and alot of those injuries they actually die from and resurrect but have no memory of it... Crazy stuff

Why the hell did you pay money to go and see this in the cinema? You could have watched something worthwhile, like Dune.

They must have taken strength enhancing drugs ever since they got involved with the government

@@RenegadeShepTheSpacer or drying paint.

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I mean...watching this movie, I genuinely laughed at a lot of this shit, purely because it was just THAT farcical. So I'm not surprised it made him genuinely laugh out at the absurdity of it.

Love that laugh 🤣🤣🤣

8 broke the sin counter after 7 previous ones

Bet it'll get at least one googol of sins.

But what will happen in the next one? They'll have street races on Mars?

I have been there for the first one I will be there for the last one

Next movie they're gonna be driving fucking Teslas to mars to save the earth's core from exploding. And once they get a macguffin from a dead ancient alien civilization on mars, they drive cars into the earth's core and save the world.

love this! Write that down....WRITE THAT DOWN! I tell you, if we see that in the next installment of this franchise, IDK what I'll do.

Everyone next movie will have a predator in a car with lightsaber headlights

Jurassic park crossover

That's actually... Wow... makes sense. 😂

hey thats pretty smart

What if they watched them in reverse order from 9 back to 1? Then the movies will get better as they go along! Lol

That's actually how I got into it

Big brain move right here... Family power obviously

Coincidence?

Not just any NOS Cuban NOS 😂

@@diablabeauty4585 not just any space, Cuban space

Somehow I remember this comment being made

@@diablabeauty4585 Not just cuban NOS, but FAMILY NOS!!!

To be fair, she'd probably have done better than the actual driver who did part of the scene, who ran out the end of the set and nearly crashed the damn truck.

The sin about the radio/ear pieces reminds me of when you're playing with action figures and all the good guys can inexplicably communicate. These movies is just a kid playing with his action figures.

@@jackbandit2114 I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the post credits scene in final movie

@@thekiller7994 that would be freaking hilarious, would be the best post credit scene LOL

I feel like it's a horrible re-imagined version of A-Team

Holy shit. I see it now F10, or FX, will see them download a car and have it 3D printed.

@@elias_xp95 f9 I'd already weird enough so I bet that will happen

F10: nanobots are cool, but they can’t beat family.

PIRACY. IT'S A CRIME.

@@drifterkidz1714 its not piracy when you can download a car into your computer

I was on the floor 💀💀

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The Purge siren for the self-destruct during the car Tarzan sequence had me dying!!!!

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nah dats deadass crazy bro no way😂😂😂

omg 😭✋

Dude was born in 2010! Even he knows these movies are ridiculous 😭😭

I watched it and i forgot 80% of it 10 minutes later, so it makes sense

I watched the video and lost about 30 IQ, which is definitely not quite as much as I would have watching the movie, but it is more time-efficient, so well done I guess.

@@Riwillion I had negative IQ before starting (cause I've watched them all). So i wasn't affected by the end of it

@@3mmmmmm But like, why even watch this if you´re not trying to retard yourself? O.o

@@3mmmmmm I'll be honest, the first couple of Fast & Furious movies were good. Everything crumpled under its feet when they tried to shoehorn new plot and background with little to no meaning in the later films.

That's the power of family...

Probably they have their asses glued to the seats.

Thats because the next movie is coming up Fast10: your seatbelts

@@WhatEver-ys4oe BRO THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS

Dom literally spent his whole life working on cars but still doesn't know the importance of a seat belt😂

For the part were he says "rinse repeat" over and over and over, I was expecting him to ding a sin every time he said it lol.

They upgraded it cause of 8, and then it broke again here. Lord knows what it'll do in 10...

Fast 9 broken Jeremy and the Sin Counter so much that a sin had to be taken off.

Only two proper F&F movies were the first one and Tokyo drift.

@@MrExcessum Tokyo Drift was mediocre but I'd be lying if I said I don't like it. The first 4 are the ones I really like. 5 is over the top but in a fairly entertaining way, like they embraced the high octane action. By 6 though it was just getting too weird. I never even watched 7-9. The closest I've come is Cinemasins. 9 is the worst because they try to be all self aware of how stupid it is and it just....doesn't work.

@@adamvialpando106 i'd say 5 is the last good one. 7 broke me and i hated these movie ever since

@@adamvialpando106 yeah 6 was where it started to get weird and humour got lame and also awkward and cringe. I've seen movies that have more ridiculous stunts but they are set in a different world, these fast franchise screen writers are trying to tell us that all these things happening are happening in the same world as the first fast and furious movie.

@@nhatpham9933 5 was a straight forward movie and storyline like the ones before it plus you could still accept that Han was alive as it was a prequel to Tokyo drift, but then they wanted to keep him alive for more prequels and resurrect Letty and the screenwriting just got lazier and lazier and the budget got bigger and bigger. Not to mention how they butchered their timeline, like does Han die at the start of 7? So does that mean 7 was set in 2006 but made in 2015 or does it mean Tokyo drift was set in 2015 but made in 2006(while they're carrying around phones that were clearly made in 2006). Lazy doesn't come close to explaining the screenwriting.

I want to be fair and say...thst was actually the most unbelievable thing. And trust me, I love to take uo for women in movies. As a marine vet, I will.find any excuse to give a woman a win over a man because I've worked with tough women and I think with a fair bit of knowledge, skill and luck and training, a small woman can still.beat a bigger man..and I've been it st least 3x. However, her holding on to someone like John cena...no lmao. Quick precise hits and using your opponents momentum is one thing. But pure strength from her size to his size? no. And while the car bridge scene was ridiculous and so is the space scene for that matter....I'll say this is a percentage that realistically COULD work. But I cannot give her tht same possibility

@@agonleed3841 the bridge car scene was more believable than ma holding john cena?

@@chadferguson5304 yup lol. im.basing it off experience I offloading and stupid tjingsngetting tied under the wheels. or driving over a median, and again, something locking up the tires. and beinf a truck driver you honestly don't see much. you just have to.have spatial awareness. knowing where your tires are, where your telrailer is, and the pivot point and where it will.be while.making turns and backing. but the sheer size of this lady and ioh cena...nah. she's not holding. him like that lol

@@agonleed3841 they are both extremely unbeleivable, but physics says the bridge scene is physically impossible. I'm not saying mia holding cena isn't but it's more believable than something literally going against the last of physics lol we would need to know how much she can dead lift and his weight before assuming she can't hold him. We got his weight, I'm js there's women in the olympics that aren't that much bigger than her lifting weight that weigh double than cena. So idk

@@chadferguson5304 nah. deadlift infant ding that. leverage playing a part also. per position...she's going down as well. Simple as that. and I agree the car scenes is stupid crazy. Im.just saying a bridge IS strong enough to.hold a car. the cables whatever they're made of has to.be strong enough as well considering they're holding the bridge and it's load while supporting any shifting. tge most unbelievable part about that unbelievable situation is the fact it let go. Like, if that cable is jammed, it's jammed and not comig.out. HOWEVER what if it snapped for the very reason you xant.believe it held on in the first place. then it's just pure luck and people are lucky. so a mix of skill and luck, no.matter how crazy, I can give it.that because movie. But...still bridge, cable, luck, jamming snapping...fine. it's a movie. ALL the luck in the world came together. now I worked with some strong females in military. and some huge guys who influenced me to workout like bodybuilders. Now, I'm 5'4" and I worked out with guys the size of the rock currently and John Cena. trust me, trying to help someone over the staircase to.heaven obstacle course. The logs, over the walls...even.beinf in shape, someone that big, the leverage you need plays against you. you have to.hold yourself first...whike also having leverage, then also using all of that to help the other person. whe was definitely getting pulled down. I still said, "eh...movie. let it go" but it was definitely in the mindset also of "cmon now. the bridge thing...OK. This? I don't know..not a lot to.work with here" I tend to come up with excuses for movies. To me, I WANT to enjoy movies so I'll come up with anything that can be somewhat realistic even if it requires a great deal of luck. it's a.movie, that's the point. things come together for success. But I need the resources for that luck situation.

Or how he ended up in what the movie refers to as Germany, building rocket powered cars lmao

White people age fast

Puberty hits too hard

tbh ge was still like 28 back then. these movies seem to think anyone up to 80 years old can pass for a highschool student.

I broke my brain trying to figure out the timeline and how long ago tokyo drift took place

@@J.PC.Designs not the right answer some people like it n some people dont 🥱 just like movies u like alot of otha people dnt like the shii at all

@@J.PC.Designs no im talking bout grown n kids , like its a movie get ova ya self most grown people watch movies like this for the action now n u cant see everything fam 😂 its people out there who like it n hate it

@@J.PC.Designs if you take it seriously you don't get the point of them 🤣🤣🤣 this shxt ain't been "serious" since the 2nd one. It's just fun with a good message. It's what Transformers WANTS to be 🤣💯

@@Bakuru Tokyo drift has a serious tone

@@smittywerbenjagermanjensen5152 kinda yeah it did, you right. Since the 3rd one then LOL

Watch the movie. It's better!!!

I've been asking the same thing

3 hours ? i thought it wasnt even one and a half by the time it ended

It's 2 hours

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Yea movie was 💩

I watch the last 4 movies here on cinemasins😂

I'm in no way defending this piece of shit but it is a fact that many younger siblings can end up being taller than their older siblings. That's the only logical thing that makes sense in this movie and I've never seen this movie outside of watching this video. What I want to know is why, just why people are you letting them continue to make this type of garbage?!?!? Well I know why they are continuing because it's now a cash cow for them but still. It no longer makes sense because it can't keep the same fucking plot it seems when every new movie comes out. The movie was supposed to be about cars and racing. That's why the first movie was and still is the best out of this shitty franchise. Just stop already! Just stop!!!

@@sarahprince2412 They said they’ll stop at Fast 10. But pretty sure that doesn’t mean the spinoffs like Hobbs and Shaw won’t exist. I’d assume they’d also plan for a TV show, which means we’ll get tortured by this every week.