Everything Wrong With Geostorm In 20 Minutes Or Less 

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russia*

In the European part of Russia there's no snow in the fucking January sometimes.

Canada too

Greenland too

Elongated Muskrat 🙌😅

Elongated Muskrat or where they decided to say fuck any scientific explanation let’s just do sci fi shit

Elongated Muskrat I fucking love your name

Rampage, every marvel movie ever, every DC movie ever, and specific moments in star wars

R/iamverysmart

Why is this comment with 7 likes from 5 months ago at the top

Oil is not good ouiiioooooo uiiiii ooil is

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Thank You!! That felt like the most petty and least relevant thing to say in that moment! Also, as a reason why your brilliant brother should hold up his investigation and call you every time something comes up, it was an absolutely ludicrous and dangerous comment and demand!! I really hated how they set up that whole dynamic.

Fr like of all the things you could do in the throes of grief, I’d say getting into a fight is definitely one of the more preferable. Not to mention it wasn’t assaulting someone, it was fighting, meaning that it was two-sided at least to some extent. Honestly not that bad, all things considered.

But you wouldn't forgive because why? Just admit that you're an ass at very selective points Just admit that you're a jerk

A CHILLION VOLTS - the redhead from futurama

@Jaiden Rocha 👍

Technically that CAN happen irl if there's enough lightning bolts hitting the same spectrum. It's happened before, buildings exploding during lightning storms, but not with the same massive force as movie magic here.

Didn't that also happen in The Core with the Roman Colusseum?

He did

That they put All the rocket ships side by side, because all the liftoffs never ever will explode uh no

Tallest building in the world is at a freakin 45 degree angle and still standing lmao.

Yeah, launch pads are typically several miles apart for a reason. If a rocket explodes on the pad when fully fueled, it's going to cause a massive explosion, and you don't want that setting off a chain reaction if you have other rockets on the pad.

@@raptor2265 ^

This is what commas are used for

The Infinity Engine IM IN LMAO

Try something clever, like a character in your movie does something cliche, and that person's friend says something like "That's so cliche, it should be a sin."

Where'd you get your pfp? That looks like an awesome drawing of KP.

@@thepickygamer4450 🤣🤣🤣 now that itself would be cliche! And a sin itself!!

It’s been done....

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE GADDAMMIT

2020 starts the end of the world. Each year gets worse xd

you practically just copied someone elses comment. You literally only get likes because you are recognizable.

@Chonky Chicken ye youtube comments section are 90% reposts

The world will end when this man stops commenting

Lol

It's just a coincidence dick 🧀 cheese

I've only got 20:21...

@@chrisallie2224 ok boomer

@@Soapduck_ what's a boomer

Get ready man life's gun be a short one

InfamousRenegade I feel old now

@InfamousRenegade and we still dont have flying cars, but with good reason, imagine a car accident in the sky

lol just dont die 4head

InfamousRenegade mega oof

Exactly right, This channel is how I experienced Home Alone 2, Cars 2, and The Martian, to name a few

I watched the movie It was not good

Would you copy someones' work and sell it as your own? That's what piracy is

Saves having to sit through shitty movies lol

That part brought me to the comments 😂

@@wizzardgame8343 could of just said up yours like the daughter on poltergeist

Cinemasins knows how to summarise any Michael Bays movie in 5 seconds.

u see den of thieves?, i thought he was the best actor in that movie

James Burgess 😂😂😂😂😂😂

i honestly wanna punch you right now i honestly like gerard butler

I don't think the guys above hate him, but he's not a Thespian, that's all they are saying.

Oh look you stole a tweet so original

Yes, like 10,000 people managing to get on the "ark" in the movie 2012 with only ten minutes to go!

Indeed. Granted, they got on before they (most of them) died, but the ark was going to smash into Everest, and they averted that just in time. Then there's Olympus Has Fallen where that bloke disarmed the nuclear self-destruct system with a couple seconds left. Or Tomb Raider, where they were trying to align the planets and she stopped them just before they finished. O Battle Los Angeles, where the USAF were planning a huge bombardment, and the aliens managed to blow up their base just in time to stop them (technically this one's good-guy/bad-guy reversed, and it doesn't show the base being destroyed, but they seemed to believe the bombardment would happen, right up until the clock reached zero. If the aliens had stopped it much earlier, those Marines would have been told). Or Passengers, where they figured out how to fix the ship just in time before it literally fell apart, and where he managed to actually fix it half a second before her holding system failed. Or Angels and Demons, where The Hanks managed to find the anti-matter, and Obi-wan managed to get rid of it, just a few seconds before it exploded. Or Inferno, where The Hanks managed to find the bag full of virus and get rid of it just a few seconds before it finished dissolving into the city's water supply. Or Star Wars: A New Hope, where they managed to blow up the Death Star just before it would have been able to fire on the rebel base. Granted, that didn't having a clock, but it did have an infographic showing it moving towards having direct line-on-sight. Et cetera.

Ah, Hollywood! lol

In a movie like geo storm it would be best if it happens during the opening credits.

i wanna see them fail to save the world and bitchslap everyone watching with that

SyncXer this is easy the rain duh

SyncXer “some rain” Me: *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH*

Some rainy bois

Who would? Millions of gallons of water! But when the water is filling your lungs I darn you to try saying “some rain”

I wanna say something badass like Ultron's reply: "ask Noa", but Armageddon was a movie with a "rain" consisting of a hail/hell-storm of meteors that, ironically, did less damage to Earth as a whole than the Biblical do-over, so I'm kinda frying my brain over this conundrum right now. Oh well...

Shrek

The Dutchy Boi would win if it were 20 years older and have wings. Because then it would have octopus captain, and Johnny Depp would have to luck his was through a funny feature-film, in which Dutchy Boi does lock masts with the Black pearl in a Whirlpool. Therefore I think they sent octopus to space, and they are coming back to kill us all. Just saying. Put the calamari down.

Who would win? A legendary ‘Splode Or... *A COUPLE OF LEAVES*

TheFieryMeteor earth doesnt spin. Its not a ball. Idk what it is but its not a spinning ball

it's flat obviously @Rudy Straight

FINALLY! Someone pointed out the not existing orbital mechanics, it annoyed the shit out of me

I think they saved themselves the time by not adding that bonus round.

This video would be five hours long.

Just bring in Neil Tyson to do the science sinning. “Mysteries of Geostorm: f*ck your physics, give me money!”

+they used the SPACE SHUTTLE, in 2022..

Nope in that movie, Russia is burned

@@andreasbonaparte8171 could u maybe just shut up

@@randomandrew2356 No you shut up

Nope in that comment was a joke featured Piss yourself, NOW

I piss my wife off now because I count the logo time.

Same tho

Michael Caruth I agree I was watching girl interrupted again and they literally say girl interrupted in the first paragraph of dialogue. I thought the myself ROLL CREDITS.

I find myself counting a lot of sins while watching movies too. My favorites are "This works", "They survive this", and "Roll credits!"

Czah5 haha

Also, ISS IV is cool.

**DING**

1000 IQ

I read this comment the way Jeremy would speak for some reason xD

Thanks for that, informative and interesting

Jakk Frost I felt this movie was all over the place. I waa confused and honestly checked out watching this

Disaster movies: For 30 years letting us know that humans are destroying the planet and we should do something about it. What you may ask? Well, paying these hacks to watch their movies so they can get rich definitely sound like a solution to them.

Also, I'm pretty sure The Rock already did that. (Spy thriller - Sean Connery playing a Bond-type guy that doesn't officially exist; political intrigue - military man turning against his government for a sympathetic reason/government keeping secrets from other members of it: disaster movie - Nicolas Cage/explosions)

BrentDreher Don't forget having Ed Harris as the bad guy.

Jonathan Campbell well....that's all three, so I wasn't sure what to use for each example

Underrated comment of the century.

It never bothered me anyway

@@codiez Ice one dude.

Icy what you just did there

What's hbo.. Short for toothless hobo

@@chrisallie2224 Hobo without the first O

David H THIS IS SPARTA

This is madness

THIS IS GEOSTORM

King leonidus vs Nature

Why does he do all shit movies? (Except for 300)

That's a good point

you can block, intercept, change the call destinations from land lines, does that count as 'hacking'? and it doesn't require being local for 'tapping' a land line.

Good point. But did they call this out in the movie? If not, then it should be sinned.

True, but it's also the last thing somebody would expect a person in the 2020's to use as well

That *was* true in like 1988 or so. Today pretty much *all* landlines are digital and either ISDN or VoIP.

Now that you mention it...(spoilers) heard of "Greenland" yet?

@@lindasmith6316 SHH 2020's gonna hear you

XD SMH

this comment is so dumbb

we already got corona and the California wild fires, we dont need fucking lighting strikes at 1 strike per second

SEANYMONEY -_- oh god

Fucking perfect

Convenience 100

Now that's a good dialogue

Would a tsunami even effect a building as big and heavy as burj khalifa. I doubt it would even feel a tremor much less lean to one side. They did it in the movie because it looked cool.

Soumil Singh it would mess the building it self up but not the structure

The burj Dubai?? Ummmm okay

@@belkYT why the hell what the fuck is this welcome to the Burj Dubai located in Dubai

wtf is burj dubai?????

New Message kk

I had absolutely no idea what you were talking about till i read your name and pfp

Kudos... your little alarm bell thing got me good, I totally clicked on it. Granted I drank 150 ml of 52% alcohol in less than a minute, but still...

Ha! Ha! Ding myself thats funny.

We do.. great taste, even!

😳choke😳

ISS was a control center for the sat grid which is what does all the weather changes. They saved the sat grid and gave control back to NASA when ISS exploded. Did you watch the movie or just watch the sins? and stuff...

Wouldn't the collisional cascading Destroyed everything after some time.

*rolls eyes* Its called Climate Change, only scientifically illiterate call it global warming.

@1kparmar It's called global warming because that's what the journalists called it. It's also called Climate change, which is the scientific name. Both refer to the same phenomenon: The increase of earth's average temperature.

@1kparmar No, you only remember Journalists saying scientists using global warming. Furthermore, both are the exact same. Both are referring to the increase in temperatures globally.

Panic!Athetwentyøneimagine chemicalARMY this comment is best comment

THEY'RE MINERALS

Duncan Van Ooyen calm down hank

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You know what the Latin term for geo means right? It means "Earth" not "rock".

Micah Philson well, damn! 😂😂😂😂

Illumininja Confirmed I seriously hope you're joking, right? Cos I'm not an american, and I know what HBO is. Home Box Office. A tv station. And the home channel for "Game of Thrones", I believe. But don't quote me on that, lol. 😆

When not everyone gets the sarcasm

Can someone explain it? I dont get it.

xMElpx, when the channel HBO isn't working, he gets angry and calls the satellite broadcasting it just a malfunctioning weather satellite because it's useless.

Hence, Democrats.

Spencer Frank Clayton: not sure why hard science is a democrat thing

Being a Democrat is irrelevant. Sounds like an excuse for a living abortion to take a political jab at the opposing party.

The "science" in this movie is just as broken as the "science" behind global warming.

For the people who are confused about Spencer's comment. He wasn't saying democrats were related to environmental issues. He was poking fun at the OP's second sentence, in saying, democrats try to change the real world, yet ignore how the real world works. My guess is he's trying to reference the fact about them wanting open borders, and advocating that illegals be bypassed through our legal system to become actual citizens, and not seeing economic repercussions. Or that they talk about how making guns illegal will decrease crime involving guns. Both aren't substantiated by evidence and go against all logic. It was a generalization, but it was a joke all the same. Don't take it personally.

Same here. Sometimes I do both.

Me too

It is cheaper. And funnier.

Same

It’s CinemaSins Not cinimasins

And why go with shuttles when you can use cheaper, safer capsules?

yeah! basically, hollywood really f***ed up this one. I guess it looks 'cool' but honestly it just bothers me for all the reasons stated. Go home movie, you did bad.

But hey, since when do Disaster movies ever follow logic. Remember those massive sink holes that the main characters can magically outrun on foot!

You're assuming that in the magical future time of 2022 they haven't found a solution for this problem. Which, okay, that's only 4 years away so unless Geostorm takes place in some kind of alternate reality where someone activated the Infinite Money cheatcode for the entire planet, no, they wouldn't have, but then again this movie is also asking us to believe that we can invent, build and deploy a fully functional weather control system by next year with today's economy and technology *and then* still have enough left over to build such a huge fleet of space shuttles. Basically, overcoming the takeoff vibrations is the least of the problems this movie has.

but it still means that even if we did do all that, we would also be breaking the laws of physics! ... Also I just thought that was a neat fact that maybe some people didn't know and I wanted to share it, this seemed like a neat place to share it...

I always invisioned that a "geostorm" would involve the solid planet itself somehow. like, something happen in the crust. Doesn't "geo" mean rocks?

Tyler Slagel geo i think means Earth

Geo is a rocks and storm is a rain

maged play games the best games so basically rockrain... we better get to a bunker before this geostorm starts

@@catmagedsproductions1998 so it's hail

How did this get made already did it

+Amitlu The fuck is that sentence?

reference to 'How did this get made'

+Amitlu Now everything is coming together.

420

I'm still waiting for that one. I refuse to watch it because it's shit, but like, I still kinda want to see it in this pseudo-summarized form.

I'm pretty sure he did it when it came out.

Just watched it tonight and was just waiting for it to end to look up eww geostorm lol

lol

That's the whole point

same

as much as i want to like your comment, i just can’t

Invisible Ninja Honnestly this look likes a mixture of every disaster movie I saw in the last 2 decades...

Mad Dog I suffered through the whole thing

Jon Mac you poor thing. 😔

Brilliant

Earth Has Fallen

Brilliant

Top Secret Name I think ur talking about The Day After Tomorrow. Unless youre being sarcastic😂😂

Uh ok then

Cristina Banuelos Dude none of these can even work like this. Watch Tornado Alley real time Tuscaloosa

Cristina Banuelos they weren’t really playing god, weather is a natural phenomenon so humans controlling it isn’t to crazy

It’s so bad it’s good

No shite

Semantic Samuel The new market I'd now to pander to the Chinese market for some reason.

@Isaiah Garraway Films have to make money - I'm fine by that. If that involves pandering to the Chinese market, fine. China is a rich and varied country, so there's plenty you can do with it. So often, however, films just decide to plop the main character in China because...reasons. The Martian is a film that got it right - it involved China and partially made the Chinese heroes, but the reasons made sense within the narrative and it didn't feel shoehorned. Then there's Transformers... @creeperlord 656 Thanks :-). I make money already though...just not the gazillions of dollars I'm guessing your average blockbuster screenwriter makes! I'm a full-time freelance writer already, just not a screenwriter. I mostly write for children's magazines (fiction and nonfiction) and also write for video game mods (though I don't get paid for the latter, but it's good experience).

Semantic Samuel studios want to make movies fast and cheap. Its always been that way. Thats why there is usually an anounced release date before the script is written

If I may direct your attention to a video, that while makes fun of video games in particular, works quite well to demonstrate why things happen. It's a specific instance but it works quite well to illustrate why the writing goes bad anyway~ ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-tXJ27KHa4Ck.html

Semantic Samuel Are you a self taught screenwriter or did you go to film school?

I liked it... there were a lot of cliches, but all in all it was enjoyable.

Jozie Charles yeah, one launching rocket would take the rest of those rockets with it - and not in a good way

Jozie Charles that’s why he left after season 2

Isn't he Irish? Why'd the cast him as a Englishman?

TheIronAntelope - That actually would have been a really cool plot twist!

P Marques Or a card from a card game. Either or works.

Grim used geostorm *its not very affective*

P Marques t

P Marques it really does. It could be something like an earth and air spell

There was a teen novel a couple years before this came out that did the same, only specifically with tornadoes. It was an okay read-- I believe they called it "Into the Storm", which was ironic because I think it came out shortly before the tornado film of the same name (which was all they had in common) came out...

yes.. its a story for 5 minute movies

Seriously, just have this movie to just simply be a guy using Dutch Boy to zap storms and tornados. Infinetly better movie!

Basically the government highjacked the system and used it to torch their enemies (quite literally).

1) they didn't even bother with mention the actual 'COSTS' involved.

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Im dutch.... fuck......

Keyword: *F I R S T*

pure cringe

@@ballstretcher2178 They don't understand that making memes isn't an excuse for a personality

Yall stupid just use... *THE CLEAR SKIES THU’UM*

lightbulb205 woah Never in my life did I think I'd roll across a RU-vid comment mentioning Moscow, Idaho of all places. It's literally 20 minutes from where I live. That's awesome.

Idaho potatoes and Russian Vodka... The perfect mix! :D

I guess theoretically you could get those confused, but who the fuck is gonna hear "Moscow" and think, "Oh yeah, you mean that place in Idaho, right?" Even people who live in Moscow, Idaho probably don't think that.

lightbulb205 woah , Or Moscow Mills, Missouri!

Too many cougars, too little moose.

Some people watch anything. I don't know if Cinemasins has the final word on what we watch or not provided broadcasting standards.

talitha bateman was in Geostorm! Geostorm was a great movie!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it :)

He came a long way since he banged an old lady in Misfits.

Yet you are wrong in smugly saying that someone else was wrong. Finish the implied wording: "It's bigger than you and I ARE". If the contraction trips you up, try it this way: "It IS bigger than you and I ARE". Clear now?

Persoanlly i'd trust anyone other then the prezident during an emergency. hell i'd trust a meter maid better.

But it's damn true.

Every Jason Statham movie.

and thats just the logos, not the movie of 3 hours of logos

technology

*and the camera man never dies 👌🏽*

Antonio Alvarez OMG YESSSSSS

I hope this gets noticed. Been waiting for that too.

Agreed. Mostly due to most of the deaths are in actuality bullshit ie tanning bed malfunction.

Theve done that already

Game Lion no they haven’t

Joe Higgins yeah seems like everyone on the UN security council at the VERY least would have access to those codes. Even the president has backup plans for the codes to the nukes if he's killed, as does most of the major powers. But the thing capable of wiping the entire planet of life? Let's give it to ONLY the president of the USA

Someone I know used to have a Geo I think

Conroy Paw aye I have that car still

hurr durr dat so funny

Zain Chupacabra I have one, though it's a Spectrum rather than a Storm.

I had one up until a month ago. It was a 1993 Geo Prizm LSI. Awesome car!

Mr. Peanut there’s a narration sin

@Rohan Singh It's working title was Shitstorm but it wasn't Hollywood enough.

2012 is not so bad that is good, it is too pretentious and self entitled to its own message to be so bad that is good, it is also not funny enough

I can't respect the bullshit false-flag narrative of "man-made climate change". This shit happens Naturally, we have no discernible effect on it AT ALL!

sojonin thanks for denying science

I love disaster movies so this & 2012 were great to me

Yep, pumping and digging millions upon millions of tons of carbon out of the ground every year and then burning it at an increasing rate and thereby increasing CO2 levels, while also cutting down more and more trees that would take up that CO2, while the sun is much hotter than a few million years ago isn't going to fuck habitable space for humans over. While the amounts of CO2 introduced by humans might be small by comparison, they are adding to the natural sources and if there is one thing that is true, it is that even small amounts of something can have an effect. Just think about many natural posions, where a few milligrams are enough to kill a grown man of 80 kilograms. Oh, yes, and then there is the science, that actually says that humans do have an effect on the natural cause of things and with 7 billion of us and no shortage of new humans to increase that number, we won't stop having an effect. You might want to stop listening to those outlets that don't understand the science and misrepresent it. The RU-vidr Potholer54 would be a good start, as he shows where a lot of the science got misrepresented.

Dakotah Hutchinson Australia was a bit fine in the South but later it was all covered, and I also live in Australia in Victoria which is also south so we’ll just evacuate and hope for the best.

Zackarie Andrews Australia is not the same country as new zealand

Yet another map without NZ. Number 4874

Rolland Hunter We will be there One day...

Look at the map its clear NZ is under water from climate change

same, and stopped watching when his character died 💀