Everything Wrong With San Andreas In Earthquake Minutes 

You forgot that Dwayne, a rock type, supposedly suvives both earthquake and surf, both of which are super effective against him.

I love how the movies always turn dwayne johnson into superman and they make him survive anything because he is too muscular🦾

I'm a geologist and I can say with certainty that it would NOT be felt on the east coast. The complex geology of the Rockies makes that impossible. And- a 9.6 hitting San Francisco is also not possible. Earthquakes over 9 are rare and only occur at subduction zones- events called a megathrust earthquake. Seattle could see a 9+ quake someday- the Cascadia subduction zone is locked and overdue for a big one. Worst case scenario for LA and San Francisco is a large-scale rupture of the fault, with a magnitude of around 8.0. A tsunami is possible, although not very likely, and it would not be nearly as big as the one shown- which is exaggerated. A wave that big would only happen after a megathrust event, or if a large volcano or mountain undergoes sector collapse.

"Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear" is what got me to die laughing!

Where's a sin for: ""Mr Fantastic is not using his powers in this scene"

is the timer and sin counter flickering for anyone else?

We watched this in my science class and EVERYONE gasped when the one guy died, and the when the driver got crushed. And there’s one thing that could have saved the daughter... the LIFE JACKET!

Man I like what you mention about how majority of movies are just moments and not really written or directed with any kind of running logic they stick to

Biggest sin is the disappointment when finding out this wasn't a GTA movie.

The old couple that died on the bridge was sad

I know this guy gets a ton of views, but to me he's still criminally underrated in terms of how rapid-fire brilliant his sense of humor is.

I don't know if anyone else noticed but at 14:43 when he went to add 10 additional sins for Blake and the 2 British brother surviving all kinds of unlikely things throughout the movie, only 1 sin was added to the Sin counter and it wasn't until the following sin that the 10 sins were added.

You missed the biggest one of the movie. The San Andreas faultline is a transform (or lateral / strike slip) fault, meaning it slides sideways against itself, not up or down. That means it doesn't displace a large body of water the way a convergent fault does, and thus isn't capable of spawning a massive tsunami like in this film.

I have no idea why the timer is flashy at points. That's really, really weird. But... too late to fix it now! :)

Whenever I see Dwayne Johnson in the cast of a movie I always assume that Alexandra Daddario is also casted.

13:54 killed me. Like actually, what were the script writers thinking

8 minutes into the movie - 24 sins. This is not a good sign.

"So here are ten sins" (adds only 1 sin)

I suppose she pulled the glass out of that dude’s leg because they weren’t near a hospital or the hospital was destroyed, but normally you don’t pull the object out. Leaving it in prevents the bleeding from worsening, especially if the object is in the leg (femoral artery). It also prevents damage that happens from pulling an object back out. Infection and such can be taken care of later. Bleeding to death is harder to fix.

All jokes aside I watched this when I was much younger and the death scenes, especially the chef on fire in the restaurant, stayed with me for a LONG time, and that old couple in the tsunami is heartbreaking. The special effects are amazing and this movie was, frankly, terrifying to young me (even tho I don't live anywhere near the US). Now I almost never watch disaster movies. Edit: it wasn't actually that long ago, about 3-4 years (I wasn't that young but it feels like I was). I'm sorry if I exaggerated a bit.

The Golden Gate bridge runs North/South. There’s absolutely no way that the sun would be setting in that direction unless the Earthquake changed the entire rotation of the planet.

14:44 'Im getting tired of pointing these out, so here are 10 sins.' (adds one) that should do it!

The year this came out, my mom's last sibling died. She was the only one left..since we have friends in CA, I took her and a friend. The movie was so over the top, but the special effects and story was like a rollercoaster ride. They had a great time. My mom noted that the only special effect missing was The Rock without his shirt. The movie helped snap her out of her funk.

7:55 , you need to remove 10 sins for the guy making the right call and putting his brother in harms way to save Alexandra Daddario. That is once in a life time chance there and he chose wisely.

14:13 as well the school bus just got cut in half directors: “let’s kill everyone on a bus” weird guy: *makes it a school bus*

This movie had its faults.

Just re-watched this, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012. Not only are you at the top of your game here these are actually hilarious, you were kind on the sins. Between the 3 of these films I'd say there is close to a million sins each. But again these films are why I love this channel!!! :)

"Thankfully this search and rescue helicopter pilot also knows how to fly planes" That one is one the few non "sin of conveniences" in the movie. Helicopters are significantly harder to fly than fixed wing aircraft so many rotor pilots often start out learning flight basics in planes. Even if it's only basic flight lessons it's easier for them to get comfortable with radio communications, navigation, engine gauges, and flight surfaces in a plane where it's far more stable. However, I do agree that if the Rock wanted my stolen truck I'd give it to him, hell if he wanted my actual paid for truck I'd give it to him.

Yeah it really bothered me that Dwayne's character not only abandoned his duty to los anglees rescue but also technically hijacks that rescue chopper for personal reasons...during a massive emergency and natural disaster and nothing happens to him... not too mention multiple counts of theft and looting. this is like if firefighters just suddenly abandoned fighting the wildfire and or evacuating people then stole several local vehicles and or rescue helicopters to go save their individual families two counties over.

Movie Sin Timer has a mad eye twitch. *ding*

one of the best videos so far, I laughed so much! and totally agree with everything said. Im supposed to be working but Ive just been watching everything wrong videos for 8hrs haha

The modern screenwriting sin is so right, I miss old movies where a story was told not, just all done for a quick quip or joke it’s depressing tbh.

I guess CJ can't follow the train now

ALEXIE HE IS BOUNCING BETWEEN RUSSIAN AND SCOTTISH!!!

aww the calm 2016 voice... cinema sins gets more savage every year (and i love ittttttt)

I love ur work so much I always watch something of urs at least 3 times a day

Anyone else notice the counter increasing by 10 instead of one? 14:20

If a 7.1 earthquake only causes moderate damage and no fatalities in Ridgecrest, CA and surrounding Southern California, there's no way it can level the Hoover Dam lol

You need your own studio... this narration is hilarious love it

I live where he "dropped the Sharpie", and there is a fault near here. And I have felt the house shake before.

“Dwayne Johnson isn’t f*****g me in this scene.” *DING*

Plus a sin for the flickering editing that made me think my pc was broke

Ok, I understand that it's a huge tsunami, but really, throwing an entire battleship at a building, I'm pretty sure that was the Jeramia o'brian

Insurance Claims Adjusters: This is fine Me: Are you sure about that

0/10 No CJ.

13:24 Everything someone who watches these movies (and Roland Emmerich) loves to see

Sin 1: This is not a movie about GTA. They could at least have a Big Smoke cameo.

Meanwhile, in 2020: Everything wrong with Wuhan in world pandemic minutes

"Dies humans die hahahahahja" had me dying

*Plot twist: Decepticons triggered that hoover dam collapse and the whole San Andreas fault.*

"Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear" That line got me out of no were.

I’m going back through and watching a heap of your videos and the bit where you talk about movies being written for moments I really agree with and I really dislike when movies do that.

"Alexandra Daddario is so hot,she makes me hurt" cliché. (ding!)

Remember when Ray told all those people to go to the side of stadium? Remember how they survived? Remember the tsunami? Yeah, they're dead.

14:57 I would rather see Phil Swift’s point of view so he can re-think a bucket with a small whole is a lot of damage

I love listening to your commentary you are absolutely hysterical 😂😂

What's with all the weird visual glitches in the video? Did the earthquake affect the rendering process, too?

Plus 100 sins for all the main characters living when they should've died

I've just started watching cinema sins. now my favorite youtuber

Hahaha! "Photoshopped picture" loved that 😆😆

when she pulled the glass out of his leg I shook my head in disappointment. youre not supposed to pull an object out of a wound before binding it. you bind around the object in question.

Wait, this film isn't about Gta?

I was an extra on this bloody movie AND have been laughing uncontrollably hahaha. oh and Alexandria 🤐🤣 And yeh filmed on the Gold Coast, Qld Australia 😁 Brilliant as always , sin guy!!🙌🙌

The Gary Oldman EVERYONE clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I watched the video just because I knew you'd put that in there

Who else watches these so they dont have to watch the movie

Here's a missed sin that I couldn't get past - he dives out of the boat to swim toward the building Blake's trapped in. It's never a good idea to dive into deep water if you don't know for sure that there isn't something right below the surface, but in this scenario, when there's rubble and debris EVERYWHERE, the last thing that an emergency responder would do is dive; he'd definitely slide in feet-first just off the side of the boat. Diving here would be a quick and easy way to get some rebar right through the forehead.

OK. I'm about 2/5 into this and I just noticed the timer has a bit of a flicker. Am I to assume that's intention to stay on-theme? If so, bravo my man. Bravo.

I love these videos thank you so much

This video is more entertaining than the actual movie and a heck of a lot shorter.

All you had to do - is to follow that damn earthquake, CJ!

I'm new to this channel and the ting ting ting and ting is killing my ear cuz I had on headphones

the bonus round killed me!

While I would like to point out that I do like this movie, that the movie has completely glossed over the fact that the destruction of the Hoover dam has essentially wiped out the power for every city in the southwestern United States and California

In England we have much worse names than "Nob Hill". It's fucking ridiculous.

Awesome narration

15:24 Battleship (2012) throwback with the Arleigh Burke between two buildings (it's always Burkes lol).

So... It’s not about Grand Theft Auto?

Close your eyes and listen to the bonus round

"Objects in the mirror are more divorced than they appear." I am dead 😂😂

My favourite part of this movie is when he says “I see it” when theres a 70 foot tsunami right in front of him. He just acts like it magically spawned there

I guess this movie has a lot of FAULTS!

155 "here are 10 sins" ding 156....

You forgot to mention about how the liquor bottles didn't fall off the shelf in the restaurant and the lights still worked and about the chef catching on fire.

I watched the San Andreas Movie 2 years ago when we were in Tralee, Co. Kerry, Munster, Ireland

6:31 "If you didn't get the hint that the foreigner is a huge nerd who knows what he's talking about, here is a literal tattoo of equations to prove his devotion

An extra sin for the scene at the stadium where he tells the woman to "find something sturdy." WTF is sturdy during a 9.6 earthquake??? The earth itself is splitting apart. There's nothing sturdy about anything!

Hilarious, some good work here 😂

I miss playing the SIMS...but thanks to this I am now going to go on a binge playing the first to the 4th

The biggest sin is all the weird text glitches throughout this video.

9:24 “Hot girl from Percy Jackson” *D E C E A S E D*

I love that Full House reference at the end

Why as soon as I watch a movie irl, my RU-vid recommends videos about that movie??

"Because the wifi is still working all over the everywhere." 😂 I love this guy.

“Die humans die. Ahaha.” I laughed

9:55 That beam has got to be scary that I can't even look at it.

I realize there are glaring irregularities in these types of movies but I love the special effects

Missed Sins: Why the fuck is her car so destructive? Do you see it just wrecking the rails and shit as it goes by? That shit is meant to stop you from going over the edge. Her car should be completely torn apart. She landed right next to her phone, that doesn't have a single scratch on it, damn phones are resilient these days. She can't move forward, but sure the Rock can just rip the door off the car without it falling down. Shouldn't there be a lot lot more people freaking out that the Hoover Dam collapsed? It's the fucking Hoover Dam this thing powers Vegas so it's not only getting wrecked by Vegas and most of the Neveda area is without power. Landmarks are getting destroyed cliche. Trying to escape a city being destroyed in a limo. Not sure if this is 2012 or San Andres. One thing that pisses me off about this movie is that this earthquake doesn't feel like an earthquake from people's perspective. California is fucking separating, shouldn't people be thrown all which way and hitting fucking walls and stuff!? To further show how powerful this earthquake is, the land is rolling like it's water and the buildings are falling over like they found out they are gonna be in a movie with the Rock. California buildings are built to withstand earthquakes too that is like standard procedure. The sheer force of this should be killing people, not just shaky cam. 15:05 Not only is LA completely wrecked, but it looks fake as shit. Why is it when things are breaking or just incredibly dangerous people are always flooding the area? Did the citizens of LA find out they are gonna be in a movie with the Rock or something? This entire endeavor of the guys trying to warn of the earthquake seems irrelevant as fuck. Two cities have already fucking been destroyed and now a 'warning' has been issued. The main shit already happened and this shit isn't not going to be reported or known about.

The saddest scene to me (yes I watched the movie) was when the old couple hugged for the last time before being killed by the tsunami.

I watched this movie in august and i laughed so hard! coming from someone who loves san francisco i laughed so freaking hard at the bridge destruction scene😂

I love these videos