Everything Wrong With GoldenEye In 14 Minutes Or Less 

I don’t care what anybody says , Pierce Brosnan had a certain suave and sophisticated style that made him endearing as Bond. His physicality for the role was convincing. He was a terrific Bond.

+cinemaSins "the chances of you surviving this is like winning the lottery and then going to Vegas to win the World Series of Poker Main Event, and the putting a quarter into a million-dollar slot machine and winning the lottery.. And then getting struck by lightning!" So what you're saying is... there is a chance

"Bond likely injures or kills many innocent people during this scene." It's okay, he has a license for that.

"She always did enjoy a good squeeze" should have been on here and removed 10 sins.

Anyone with an N64 knows they could find the helicopter because Bond placed a tracker bug on it.

Goldeneye is one of my favorite Bond films. But I still find this funny

A British agent tears up half of St Petersburg with a tank, and the Russian government is like... "ok then"?

You forgot the part where Sean Bean tells Bond "Finish the job! Blow em all to hell!" Yet later blames james for leaving him behind.

Here in Ireland, "bombing it" is actually a common expression. It means to be moving very fast in a car.

They kind of spoiled the movie by having the "Starring: Sean Bean " in the beginning of the title sequence

Probably won't get seen, but the satellite dish is real in pueto rico. It is called the Arecibo Observatory.

All Goldeneye sins are forgiven for eventually inspiring the video game that invented multiplayer first person shooters. And then gets a thousand sins for laterally inspiring the Call of Duty franchise.

3:05 "When a girl this hot screws a dude like this...you know that dude is dead..." - So, so true.

A couple of things about the tank chase scene. 1) He is looking out of the tank because the drivers seat of a tank has really shitty view. That's why the driver of a tank usually is coordinated by the tank commander who is in a higher position with better sights. 2) A tank is easily capable of hunting down cars in a city enviroment. A T-55 tank like the one bond is using can reach a speed of up to 50 kmh. That's enough for an innercity chase where you have to turn frequently. As soon as they get out of the city or come across a long straight street the tank of cousre can't keep up with a car.

Does no one else know you can’t load, aim, and then fire the cannon of a tank in from drivers seat? That’s not how tanks work!

"Bombing around" is indeed a phrase meaning "driving around without purpose or destination"

Seeing as being unnecessarily kept alive, corny puns, and being dressed to the nines in the middle of combat situations is what makes Bond movies Bond movies I'd say the higher the sin counter the better :-)

Everything wrong with Die Another Day in 133 Minutes

This was the first Bond film that I ever saw due to how behind the times I was when I saw it. And to this day it is one of my favorite Bond films. Then again I did play the game for the first time and see the movie for the first time within a year of each other so that helped a lot as well. Damn this is nostalgic.

The Sean Bean jokes were hilarious.

1:37 That scene heavily rustled my physics jimmies. First off, Bond starts falling after the plane does. We have a non-aerodynamic man in free fall catching up to an extremely aerodynamic plane in a POWERED DIVE. He wouldn't be able to catch up if they were both in free fall and there is no way he is ever going to catch up when the plane's prop is turning. Even if it's just providing a teensy bit of thrust at near idle. But what bout the lift from the plane's wings? Wouldn't that slow down the planes fall a bit at first? That doesn't help either, because then we have a guy following a ballistic trajectory trying to catch something with lift... which he can only ever do if his horizontal speed is a hell of a lot faster than the plane's. This isn't just highly improbable, it's flat-out impossible as pictured.

I died laughing when you pointed out how the chemical weapons facility is on top of the mountain. Every time I watch this movie I was have to be like, "shhh just let it go."

"Wait, Alan Cumming, in a church, with an accent... showing up out of nowhere... and this ISN'T an X-Men movie?!" You forgot "in a movie also starring Famke Janssen..."

Holy shit! I just realized that Onatop was Liam Neeson's wife in "Taken"!

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So... that one bad guy that screamed, "Hold your fire!" Yeah, he sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You missed the laser that didn't actually line up with the cutting in the beginning of the movie. It's pretty bad... you can see it at 2:05, but I recommend actually watching it.

In ironic honor of robin williams, do EWW Hook or Jumanji.

10:16 It was reference to when Bond made the timer 3 min. He tells Bond 6 minutes in this scene but bond realizes that means 3 minutes because Alec is bitter about his face being blasted with fire so it's an obvious lie in spite.

I'd like you to review a movie but the first rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it, and the second rule is I'm NOT supposed to talk about it.

Goldeneye is my absolute favorite! :) It was actually the first Bond Film I saw when it came out + Goldeney on Nintendo 64! Those where the days! :)

at 6:04 look at the timer

as a friend of mine once said, "james bond, kicks ass, gets laid everyday. nothing wrong with him"

9:20 sorry for anyone who's played the N64 golden eye game those words are unbelievably crazy

Just saw goldeneye last night for the first time in like 10 years and was very impressed. I'd say Brosnan was an extremely underrated James Bond.

Fun with pausing: watch the shot where Onatopp ziplines down from the helicopter and pause it just as she hits the ground. Famke Janssen had a stunt double, obviously, but for some reason they decided to use the one with the big fuzzy beard.

In case anyone didn't know, they actually did the plane stunt at the beginning - in one take. The sin here should be cutting the footage and therefore making it seem like it was a multipart stunt done in a studio, instead of an amazing thing done on scene.

A movie made by CinemaSins would be so fucking boring.

Sin #1 for The November Man is that it's coming out in August instead of.. you know, November.

.... Still my favourite Bond movie.

Fun fact, bond is sitting in what would be an ammo rack in an unmodified t55, the driver sits on the left of t55's.

Still one of the best Bond movie

The bombing around thing is a sort of British expression, though I haven't heard it said in some time. It's often used in the context of driving a car.

I was watching Die Another Day last night and thought I wonder when Die Another Day will be on Everything Wrong with to colide with Brosnan's New movie..... Then I see Goldeneye... Thats a Sin right there.

"Does the tank run on NOS?" "...a train full of Bruce Willises..." Austin Powers, Sense Of a Woman, Burton's Batman, You Got Mail at the end of the video and more!!... I laugh my guts out!!!!!!

But...but...I like GoldenEye! It's one of my favorite bond movies. And the N64 game was awesome. (The remake, not so much.)

I'm gonna go bombin around in my car. Brb

Brosnan is my favourite Bond.

Alec: "I'm getting revenge for my parents dying in 1945" James: "Wow, you look good for a 55 year old bloke!"

Also, another sin he missed; WHY DOES A TANK HAVE AN EXTERNAL CONTROL SEAT ANYWAY? I mean I know you can poke yoru head out from the chassis but GOD DAMN BOND IS JUST SITTING ON THE DAMN HOOD AND DRIVING IT.

Cinema-sins always makes me laugh with nerds

Fun Fact: If you carefully get the information out of the motocycle/plane scene, you can calculate the speed James Bond needs to catch the falling plane. The surprising result: Bond actually has to slow down! If he doesn't, he would fly over the plane. So James Bond as a high trained spy solved quite complex differential equations in his head while escaping on a motocycle, and used the breaks right before the edge. What a man!

He definitely failed the "Minimize Civilian Casualties" objective in the Streets level.

You want every female actress to be your girlfriend, right?

It's the 90s, not many films in that time made sense, even Jurassic Park hardly made the best of sense =P

I haven't seen this film since I was a teenager, but Famke Janssen and Izabella Scorupco are even hotter than I remembered them!

There is a shot on the giant Arecibo. That inspired Rogue Transmission in Battlefield 4. Look it up. Same dish, same wires. When Arecibo collapsed it even looked like the dish collapsing on Rogue Transmission.

You missed one: Count how many times Boris clicks the pen.

What's so secret about the secret agent James Bond? Everybody always sees his face and knows his name.

This was the best Bond Brosnan did just like Casino Royale is the best Bond that Craig did. Coincidentally Martin Campbell directed both films.

3:39 pervy harry potter with a fake Russian accent should have been a sin in itself

Just to clarify, the code in Spaceballs was "1,2,3,4,5", not "1,2,3,4" as stated in the video.

3:49 I am invincible! NEEEEEEEEEEERD! 😂😂😂

Additional sins: 1) Bond uses a laser device to infiltrate the chemical facility from the dam. You can see a dot resembling the path of the laser which jumps around quite a bit but he still manages to trace a perfect line. Also unsure how he aims it since it is mounted to his grappling gun and there is tension from the cable holding it in a stationary position. 2)Car scene near the beginning of the film: Anyone who knows cars will know that the Aston Martin is way out-matched against the Ferrari in terms of acceleration and handling. 3) The film doesn't bother to explain how Ouromov shoots one of his own guards in the gas tank room, yet he fires a "fake" bullet in 006's face using the same gun, in which he obviously survived. 4) In Q's lab there is a fair amount of detail surrounding the BMW Z3 in which he emphasizes the cars gadgets and do-hickeys, yet there is no scene in the film that demonstrates any of those abilities. 5) Valentin's "Take a hike" command at the club is more audible than the gunshot moments before, in which nobody reacted to. 6) Bond discusses an elaborate plan with Valentin in his office that involves performing a service in exchange for a favor, yet there is no footage of the incident or whether it was successful. 7) There were numerous pen clicking moments with Boris that would have resulted in an explosion by not disarming the fuse fast enough. 8) In the train scene after Trevelyan escapes, Bond makes an analysis that there is a 1 inch plating of armor surrounding the exterior of the train. Since he is British he would naturally use the metric system to measure the plating. 9) After learning that Bond had entered the base in Cuba, Trevelyan clearly gave orders to kill him on sight, yet after a brief gunfight he is apprehended by the guards after voluntarily surrendering.

0:10 He is trying to get his aim good enough to assure that he actually hits Bond, otherwise he will just miss and alert him, and risk getting shot himself. 0:11 He obviously found a way to open the gate from the guard room. 0:15 It is not THAT obvious that it's not Pierce Brosnan, and it's certainly not something that you would normally focus on. 0:19 My approximate pixel measurements on Paint tell me that the dam is about 200 meters high - a fall like that would take about 7 seconds if you ignore air resistance, and probably much longer if you include air resistance. 0:24 It's very common to record movies in other countries than the movie is supposed to take place in. 0:28 He had to take that route, and he obviously supported himself with his hands on the toilet seat if he needed to. 0:31 They most likely decided to meet there. 0:50 Well, he probably didn't mean 10 literal seconds. Sometimes people aren't 100% literal. 0:58 They *almost* blew the tanks, just like someone can *almost* cause a fire at home by dropping burning coal on the floor. 1:12 The same reason why the Russian soldiers in the video game Metal Gear Solid 3: Snaker Eater speak in English (in fact, even Snake speaks Russian in that part of the game, and the scene when Sokolov compliments Snake for his skills in the Russian language proves this). It's simpler to do it that way, and they are SUPPOSED to speak in Russian in the storyline.

I'd take at least five sins off on the grounds that this movie gave birth to the best first person shooter ever.

what bugged me the most were native Russians speaking English to each other for no particular reason.

Still, one of the best bond-movies ever made 😍

you forgot to sin the actor who played onatops victim, the pilot dude ^^ when he falls out of the cupboard , his face looks normal, but when he lands on the floor he has this joker-grin all over it. Ding!

My favorite Bond movie! Glad to see it finally getting sin counted

"he and Alec go down this shaft "for England"'

6:06 - The villain says Bond gave him that face by setting timer to 3 minutes instead of 6, just as sin timer hits 6 minutes. Gold.

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Correction - We nee to remove the sin from 11:00 - because "Bombing around in a car" is a common phrase around here (Nottingham England)... I personally bombed around in many shitty cars as a lad and then many good cars as companies I worked for hired them for me... So, I say shit like that, no sin....

8:14 - Most tanks have absolutely terrible visibility, that's why you see so many tank commanders and gunners sticking up out of the hatches until enemy fire forces them to cover up.

My favourite moment in this film was not referenced. I was hoping for a sin removal. When Orumov says “come out with your hands up!” (Or words to that effect) and Bond subtly responds “how original.” Cracks me up!

I counted, approximately 76 sins out of 153 had any logic! No joke, COUNT!

Why do bombs in films never play the timer from countdown for the last 30 seconds? It would surely be disconcerting for the hero defusing it.

I just watched this movie for the first time in quite a while and caught some more sins: -Orumov, played by a German actor, is having trouble doing a convincing Russian accent -Random fuel tanks in the satellite control room -The footage of the last of the lake water draining is very obviously in reverse -The CGI satellite (worth extra sins because of how bad it is) -The special effects of the EMP hitting the Severnaya Surface... it's painfully obvious it's models With all that said though, it's still a great movie. You also joke about Denise Richards but unironically The World is Not Enough is my personal favorite Bond film. Would love a Sin count on that one!

"Setting the timer to 3 minutes instead of 6" that lines finishes at exactly 06:00 minutes!

Awwwww, makes me want to play the N64 game and lose some friends.

Wow that MST3K Joe Don Baker reference... diggin deep cinema sins

I'm not sure who to be disappointed in. Jeremy for making an extremely obscure Just Cause 2 reference, or myself for totally getting it and freaking out a little bit.

You leave my cherished movie alone

Honest question: Does Sean Bean only accept playing roles that have his character dying at some point? Like... "Oh wow, such an interesting character, but he survives till season 4, so I'm out!"

CinemaSins is easily a contestant for my favorite way to waste time.

11:49 - Both are totally possible. Underwater welding is big $$!

When Onatopp gets tree-squeezed the rope is totally being pulled straight upward yet the helicopter is crashing down already. Once it crashes the rope would no longer hold her in the tree yet she is magically suspended. (Sin made up for with killer punch line after)

"character name accidentally inspires the entire Austin Powers franchise" Not exactly...does the name "Pussy Galore" ring a bell?

Another Die Hard reference: "Welcome to the party, my dear"... er... "pal"

Another sin i'm surprised you didn't notice at 9:14. Bond blasts the train with a missile from the tank and then jumps out to hide, and watches the train zoom by him and crash into the tank at like 300m away, which means that Bond is actually that kid from The Incredibles, and can move at the speed of light or some shit.

"We interrupt this live action James Bond movie to bring you a cartoon about a satellite" hahaha

Wait, Alan Cumming, in a church, with an accent... Showing up out of nowhere... And this ISN'T an XXX-men movie?

Back when Bond didn't take itself too seriously. When killing people was always, tongue firmly in cheek. So you didn't look like a cold-blooded psychopath

6:00 minutes in, we are talking about six minutes. Coincidence?

You really should do one for "Tomorrow never dies", which has more plot holes than a sieve.

Missed Sin: Why fire a missile out of the lake at the aircraft and give away that something was there. Bond would have flown over and left.

did you seriously just turn tina turna in a sin?

Austin Powers may have had some goofy names like Ivana Humpalot and Robin Swallows (maiden name Spitz), but Bond takes the cake for the most hilarious one: Pussy Galore from Goldfinger. That's some AC/DC level subtlety right there.

Regarding sin 133 as well as the number of sins regarding Bond taking his time getting to the Arecibo Observatory... It can actually take up to several days for a satellite to move into position depending on its orbital inclination and altitude. I would assume that the GoldenEye satellite is in a low-altitude polar orbit, as it needs potentially global coverage. Since a satellite in low earth orbit circles the Earth in around 90 minutes, I would estimate that it would have taken about five six hours from the time it was directed to correct its trajectory to pass within range of the target, considering the rotation of the Earth and assuming the satellite's orbital period is 90 minutes. This is a very rough estimate with up to an hour of error, due to the fact that we don't know exactly where the satellite was Of course, the average person isn't going to know this - this is literally rocket science (or really, orbital mechanics) - so I can't give CinimaSins a sin for that.