Everything Wrong With Jumanji In 17 Minutes Or Less 

Actually, he only got stuck inside Jumanji for a turn. The problem was that the turn lasted for 26 years.

The homeless man who fills Alan in on his dad's breakdown was a former Parish Shoes employee who lost his job when it folded, that's how he knew about Sam putting all his time and money into investigators and therapy, and why he ultimately links Sam's grief with the collapse of the town's economy. A really well written scene

I remember when this first came out, it was marketed like a family flick. Then when you actually watch it, it has a very strong horror vibe

Ya know if a girl says her friend got sucked into a board game, I'd understand why you wouldn't believe her. But when I come home and find that board game on the table with the pieces still on it and my son's bag a stuff still on the couch opened and hear the girls story, I think I'd probably start to believe her and make her roll the dice until my son came back. But what do I know?

1:47 As someone who works on construction sites, if anything of archaeological significance is found, all work has to be stopped until a full examination of the site is done by an archaeologist. If that guys hourly, he wouldn't say a word.

"... with or without coconuts." Five sins knocked off for Monty Python reference.

No one mentioned the fact that the same actor who plays Alan's dad plays the hunter also lol

"I tried to drop the dice so it would land on 12!" "Oh okay, well that would be cheating, honey."

13:00 CinemaSins-guy say "neither" while the subtitles read "either" *Ding*

I'd add one more sin for "They didn't burn the wooden game box just threw it into water where it was much more likely to be found again. Destroy that shit!"

So... They released an actual board game for Jumanji (probably as a tie in for the Jack Black/Rock version) and it took us at least two hours to finish it. They did a great job arranging the rules so that once you start playing, you HAVE to finish properly. It's very well made and pays perfect homage to the source material.

You forgot a sin “So Alan rides by this town statue and doesn’t see any of the bullies that are hiding on the side that he’s facing or even the side next to it”

The weird drumming from the box used to scare the crap out of me as a kid 😅

Rest In Peace, Robin Williams. Fuck, I still can’t believe he’s gone. His passing still left an impact on me. Anyone else feel the same?

whoever is playing it in the year 2020, virus, killer bees, sand storms , etc.. END THE GAME ALREADY!!!

The reason bill let Allen cross the road when it said don’t walk was because that scene was meant to show the power Allen and his family have in that town

"These batholes have been trained in cinematic timing" This was awesome :D

Robin Williams -10 sins **Reverse Ding**

In regards to the Time Travel part when they return to 1969, that means you could start the game as a kid, live your entire life until say 90+, finish the game and then relive your life a second time. Could you keep that scenario recurring so you keep living multiple lives. If so, that is the most powerful item to mankind.

Rip robin williams ❤️ he was a great actor and it shouldn’t of ended the way that it did

The reason why the kids ended up in Allens city is because since Allen never disappeared, his father continued to work at the factory, it became successful instead of shutting down, allowing Allens dad to pass down the business to Allen. Now that Allen controls the company, he then sought after the kids parents and hired them to work for his company. Then when they decided to take a vacation, Allen demanded they get to work on the new projects instead, averting the outcome of the parents dying in a car crash.

Jeremy, I was waiting for you to say: "Kirsten Dunst's character is in some sort of danger" cliché " :)

Hey umm bat can live up to 30 years

As for the shotgun, when my dad was a deputy that’s how they stored them back in the 90s. Of course with additional safety features to where it couldn’t chamber a round but it was up right.

I loved Jumanji and Zathura when i was younger. Such good Memories.

sinning you for calling sarah "sally".

True story: when I watched this movie when I was really young, the plant that came out of the fireplace gave me a wicked nightmare.

It's a sin that I've always over thought. Imagine the fact that Alan and Sarah have gone threw two pubertys, two educations and have had to grow up in what could be pretty much two life times.

Now do Everything Wrong With Zathura!

Am I the only one that wants to see the 917-word detailed diatribe of 23 cases of game board mistakes?

YOU MISSED A SIN! Alan throws Carl's keys into the field after cuffing him to the door, then moments later enters the car and starts the ignition! **DING**

Still waiting for my “Mary Jane is in some kind of danger” cliché. I do appreciate you referring to Bebe Neuwirth as Lilith though!

Everytime I watch a movie now and they say title in the movie I think roll credits!

To be fair to the game many board games have random things that can affect either just 1 player or the entire game. Monopoly for example has 1 person getting paid or fined, 1 person paying money to every player, and every other player paying 1 person so it's possible that Van Pelt was a 1 person consequence while the stampede, monkeys, etc. were game world consequences. A real life version of Jumanji would be rolling a dice and then reading a card so the Van Pelt card would say "Must make it 10 spaces in 3 turns or you get captured by the legendary hunter Van Pelt who resets you to this square" while the Monkey one would say "Monkey's slow the expedition all dice rolls for every player are 2 less than what the dice shows." Perfectly internally consistent.

2:16 Add one sin for when Sarah chooses to sit on the floor when there's a perfectly comfortable couch right behind her.

This is literally kid-friendly version of Ouija

"Prepare to perish, Parrish".

It should be noted that the game isn't structured to rip away almost thirty years of your life. You only have to stay in the jungle until another player roles a five or an eight. Sarah just massively shafted Alan by pussing out and leaving the game on pause for twenty-six years. Which is the somewhat flimsy explanation for time travel, as it had to ultimately reverse his being trapped, which should have only been a few minutes. And then, naturally, a pubescent rich kid somehow survived that whole time so the group could conveniently have their own Tarzan to contend with the game's bullshit.

I like how he calls the aunt Lilith. Her name on Cheers. 😂😂😂

Jumanji: 87% Welcome to the jungle: 78% Next level: 72%

R.I.P Robin Williams :(

I remember watching this when I was in 1st grade and that movie freaked me out. It freaked me out so much I couldn't sleep for days.

I loved the movie when it came out. I remember seeing them filming in town and meeting Robin Williams at a local restaurant while they were here. My only issue was that game characters could screw with the board by stealing it.

03:50 The average lifespan of a bat is 30 years 🤦‍♀️😅

You forgot to mention how irresponsible it is to throw away the deadly board game capable of bending reality, instead of, y'know, burn it?

Shocked that you didn't say anything about Alan suddenly knowing how to drive.

My theory about Jumanji was always that it was just a game. Like, it always seems a little too convenient how they always get out of whatever situation they're in. Even when the monkeys tossed the knives at the start, they clearly missed, hitting the door frame instead of where the girl was standing. No one gets trampled by the stampede, the hunter whose ONLY PURPOSE is to shoot and kill things, can't hit a single person he's shooting at. The mosquitoes at the start fly off out the window as soon as it's open. The Crocodile realistically would have killed them with no problem, but got beaten and avoided really easily. The flooding of the house never got to the point where it was an actual problem. I always thought that Jumanji was literally just a game. It's never meant to kill anyone, it's meant to FEEL like it's trying to kill people. No different than a modern day VR Horror game. And to top it all off, everything went right back to normal once the game was over, as if nothing happened. Any threat of danger was just the game trying to scare them. I mean, the game would technically have been over way sooner if they just...played. But they never bothered just rushing their turns one after another like you'd do in any other board game. They ran away for ages in between each turn. There's even Robin who got stuck in the game for 26 years. It was only meant to be until someone rolled a certain number. But the girl ran off, so it never proceeded to the next turn. Even the new Jumanji movie with the video game. They never show what happens if you actually run out of lives. They copped out the one time by having one character give the other one of their lives. My idea is that it'd just kick you out of the game. There's no reason to just assume you'd die for real. Though of course, it's just a guess.

When you just now realize Van Pelt is also Alans dad

I was so scared of this movie when I was a child.

Is it just me or do other people go on random Cinemasins binges at like 3 in the morning.

I think it's one sin off for the heartfelt father son reunion. Always gets me

The postal worker joke wasn't that bad XD

So we're not going to talk about the fact that he said he watched all 103 episodes of Teen Mom?

Nope nope nope nope nope nope ... This is a classic... You will NOT ruin this for me lmao 😂

me and my sisters have loved this film ever since it came out and still do so do my nieces and nephews its a classic RIP robin

Your first sin was nonsense! Then saying "it's only wolves" goes to show how scary the game actually is.

Alright, now to do Zathura: A Space Adventure

7:37 I've watched this movie for years.... I have NEVER NOTICED THAT!!!!

R.I.P Robin Williams. I miss you and never will forget you.

Woman was left traumatized after her friend was sucked into a board game and terrorized by bats. Twenty-six years later, she still conveniently lives in the same neighborhood where such things happened. Normally when something bad happens to someone, they tend to move as far away as possible, but she decided to stay ridiculously close to her nightmare.

You got to admit this is a good movie. Also Robin Williams is always a win, +100 wins just for him.

-10 sins for calling Sarah "Sally" then to call her "Sarah" again!

"I was told there would be no math!"- me on my first day of school.

The same people who did the special effects on this also did Jurassic Park

CINEMASINS: destroying childhood memories one video at a time

A sign this channel is going soft would have to be the lack of a sin for a character eating an apple.

There is nothing wrong with this masterpiece of a film. How dare you.

Everything wrong with Jumanji Me: *standing out of my seat* absolutely nothing

RIP Robin Williams...he'll always be the Genie in my childhood. Strangely that morning (hours before he died) I remember him coming to my mind while I was in the shower, getting ready for college. I was thinking how it would've been cool if they revamped Aladdin as a new series or shorts like they've done with Toy Story, and have RW come back as Genie. Then that night on Yahoo News cover, I read he's gone. Even my lil sis gasped when I told her, and he was more in my childhood than hers.

I never realized until this video that the actor playing the hunter also played Allan's dad.

Carl always has me rolling any time I rewatch this

Sin for CinemaSins: The clutch on a regular motorcycle is the lever next to the left hand grip. The shifter is operated by the left foot, and the rear brake is operated by the right foot. So, while they could theoretically operate the clutch, it would be difficult for them to shift. *Ding!*

*Wait a second!!!* Why is there not a Jumaji VR game yet?!

I miss Robin so much 😭

I'm pretty sure Sarah isn't supposed to be the psychic. She says, "Madam Serena can't see anyone right now," and Alan replies, "Well, maybe you can help us." Sarah is supposed to be the psychic's secretary or receptionist.

The movie was fun. It didn't need to be perfect.

Wait a sec. Did he ever bring up how stupid it is that instead of just destroying the game so it can't harm anyone anymore, all the kids who come across Jumanji just bury the thing or toss it in a river, thus keeping the possibility that someone else will come across it and most likely cause chaos?

You HAAAAAAVE to do Zathura next XD

I love the spoofs at the end of videos, they're always hilarious

Another sin: when Judy told Carl you take him he her fiance! Then he says I thought he was your uncle? Why can't he be both?

If the expedition is the game, then the monkeys appearing somewhere away from the board forcing players to stop playing and investigate is technically slowing the expedition. Yeah, it's a stretch, but it does work in movie/game logic.

THE. TRUMAN. SHOW!!!

I really, absolutely LOVE this movie. But still I'm almost falling from my chair from laughing so hard. I like this 'everything wrong with...' of yours so much because it's always good natured and with a wink and never about 'they should have changed this' and 'they shouldn't have done that'. So thanks for making me laugh! XDDD

I honestly ever since i was a kid an im 29 before RU-vid was created would do cinema sins in my head while watching anything just how things just happen or why never would make sense but kept watching lol.

Now I want to see Everything Wrong With The Star Wars Holiday Special

Poor Sarah has to repeat her entire life...including school.

this movie takes me back to a better time when i was a kid it was one of the first movies i watched in the cinema. Ow that feeling that nostalgia

8:23: Hey! Don't knock Bicentennial Man. I know that movie may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I loved it.

I thought Zathura was the sequel...

The "Little Shop of Horrors" refrence was absolutely amazing

Movie Sin Tally: 174 Sentence: Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle

I love spotting the areas in my old neighborhood that I recognize in this film!

Brings back memories. I loved this movie so much when I was a kid. Fantastic movie. My favorite Robin Williams role.

"Jumanji.. " "Roll credits!" 😂😂

I really don't know why this movie has such bad reviews and why people generally dislike it. I actually think this is one off the best family movies ever made. And it's so much fun when you're like 5-12, then when you watch it with your kids it's actually super fun too

8:57.....Sins calls her Sally, her name is Sarah....did I miss something? lol

Say, "You're on the wrong channel for that buddy."

Everything wrong with Zathura!

The ultimate sin is what I did as a 13 year old boy every time this movie or any movie with Kirsten Dunst came on TV.

Given how dangerous the board game was, I can totally understand why those kids at the beginning weren't too worried about a pack of wolves.