Everything Wrong With Spider-Man In 11 Minutes Or Less 

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Can't understand how thats racist, can anyone explain?

אדווה ליג'שאל i don't know.they said husband.it maybe homophobic but no way racist.

+‫אדווה ליג'שאל‬‎ anything thats homophobic or sexist cinemasins says thats rascit

It's a joke haha. When ever Cinemasins points out something racist/sexist or just plain rude he just calls it racist. It's just the way it is.

Yep they did it repeatedly till he did it manually. 1 for cinemasins

156 takes I believe

slowite mustang I wonder how many times he had nightmares about falling food 😂😂

@@heartless604 156 days in a row

As much as dislike cinemasins sometimes, he's still right cuz during the stunt they made the tray stick to the items, so it doesn't obey normal physics like he says, cuz really they should bounce off and not stick cuz of how he catches is

@Broly The Legend Oh good, a dumbass. just what i needed.

@Broly The Legend oh that's cute. you think i care. spoiler IDGAF.

They predicted the pandemic

that's like saying anyone mentioning the word mask pre 2020 aged really well

@@rebeccathumb9584 Pretty sure I was making a joke about people being unwilling to wear their masks properly. Such as people wearing them as chin guards or letting their nose hang out. I made this joke, because at the time, properly wearing your mask was a big deal and people were refusing to do it. This was especially true in my personal life, but clearly it resonated with a lot of people, seeing all the likes it accumulated since i last looked at it. Your lack of understanding of the joke is understandable, considering this joke is no longer contemporary and was never meant to "age well". I wouldn't have made this joke now, over a year later. The tone of your reply makes me believe that you're trying to denigrate me, but you've only revealed your own lack of awareness.

🤣

Not as bad on the wet bandits

Not as bad as the sticky bandits

but Green goblin is one of Spider-Man's greatest foes.

in the Spider-Man video game (based on this movie ) he did take care of the subway bandits their leader was the shocker

awert

No parker no pictures of spiderman

Gordon Wright dirty dick

read this that’s invalid, cause the Goblin is threatening to kill him. Pictures of Spider-Man won’t do you any good if you’re dead. Jameson made a heroic move by protecting Peter that didn’t benefit himself in any way.

@@gooseofwar5711 I always liked Jameson in this trilogy.

I'm pretty sure that he doesn't know him

Ikr

Oh yeah I forgot about that.

You can actually see the sticky tac they use to keep the stuff from falling off the tray on the apple

Its magnets

Yes but the things were glued to each other, so it is still impossible in real life

Vansh Chawla Well when you’re flawless you can go braless

I completely agree with that

just rewatched the movie and thats the first thing i thought when seeing that lol cop: "hey kid, why didnt you stop the armed criminal? are you out of your mind?"

It's New York.

@@empressfordola ITS YOU WHO'S OUT COP, OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!

@@mumtazahmad2760 WRONG ANSWER

The sin on this one shouldn’t of been more to the point. That dude had a gun. In that situation how could anyone expect Peter to stop him?

Nadine Chisom Spider-sense and quick reflexes?

Nadine Chisom Spider man has insane reflexes.

Titan cole727 Insane reflexes not fruit balancing abilities. They needed glue to make that scene even have a chance at working, so I say the sin stays. Still a pretty good scene at first watch though.

with a lot of glue

Charlie Snowball the tray and food had magnets you fucking idiot. So it still didn't make sense.

156

And sin added back because they took that many attempts, and didn't just CGI it, because everyone has time for the 24 hour marathon of watching an actor make a mess and not clean it up. Add a second sin because you KNOW they left that for night shift to clean up, on top of everything else, because dayshift doesn't do anything.

@@deadersurvival4716 huh? So you're blaming them for being authentic? CGI sucks.

@@srachar No, I'm making a joke in the comment section of a comedy video. And based on that Vince McMahon profile picture, you wouldn't understand what comedy is.

156 times

+Lachlan Russell I read that somewhere didn't it take like 100 times or something?

+DETECTIVE MARVEL around abouts, yeah. They couldn't do it with cgi because it just looked fake, so they just did it over and over till he succeeded

Lachlan Russell I'm glad that they took the difficult better way, I know it would take a long time to do what he did and avoided CGI because at times like when he jumped it did look fake but they aren't gonna get Toby to jump across a 20 foot gap

Can't be. There is no way an APPLE or a milk carton won't at least move when fallen from the air. They had to put glue on the too if the thing also

+Nic Saunders nope it's legit, Google the production video and see what I mean. The tray is stuck to his hand but it's legit

JJJ wasn't trying to save peter's life. He knew that nobody was better than peter to capture spiderman's photos and if he tells green goblin about Peter then he won't get any photos and his business would be ruined. He must have assumed that if he tells green goblin that he doesn't know about the source of the photos, goblin would leave him and spidey will show up to save him.

@@sunandanair5658 Green Goblin was threatened to kill him,whats the use of spiderman pics if you're dead?

@@sunandanair5658 also. Jjj mentioned that he had other sources.

@@sunandanair5658 it's been long established even in the comic that JJJ is actually a good journalist with principles among them being "never reveal your sources" in fact in most versions of the comics the reason JJJ hires peter as a photographer was because he felt sympathy for him when he realised peter lost his uncle and even has gone as far as to say he sees peter as a son, the reason he goes for spider-man so badly was because he mistrusts the concept of "heroes" in general due to his traumatic past, as his father was considered a war hero but he would get drunk constantly and beat him up.

Sunanda Nair: So, JJ risked his life lying to the Goblin so that his business wouldn’t run out of Spider-Man propaganda? Jameson may be a hot-head, but he’s not an idiot. No disrespect, but I’m positive Jameson was protecting Peter in that moment.

One from the blue spider's DNA, one from the green spider's DNA

@@thomaswawrzyniak118 ahhhh, good catch. thanks for correcting me, i didn’t even notice.

Wouldn't it be assumed that the result would have spider sense and spider strength it's all spider DNA resulting is a spider?

... I dunno but I doubt that is how it works.

Spiders have 8 eyes so maybe his shit eyes became like 8 eyes😐

+Dami Dami The Green Goblin's also some crazed super villain threatening her life so... I really don't think her focus would be on trying to figure out who spider-man is based off of one line Goblin says. Rather her focus is on staying alive. Granted you make a good point for how she could've thought but it's not unreasonable that she's just thinking "get away from this goblin guy and stay alive! don't die don't die don't die!"

+twister 111 Not to mention he is crazy, so she could think he's just pulling this information out of his green ass

+twister 111 b.

Donnell

Im pretty sure she was a little more worried about falling to her death

I’m pretty sure they (like MJ) just assume he bought contacts.

He could've worn contacts

Who cares about puny Parker?

Yeah, but how would May and Ben not notice? They would (hopefully) know if he got contacts. They live in the same household.

I mean just back away and throw the bomb?

@@huzaifakhambhati8767 there was a wall behind him

Dray Da Goat Simmons is fucking awesome!!!!

He wasn't covering Peter with his life, he just wouldn't be getting the Spiderman pictures if Peter was dead.

@@RosieHip24 Well if triple J died, he wouldn't need the pictures, now would he? O_0 I'd say he protected him. He's not the villain of the story

It would have been more emotional if he had refused openly, but he was a coward.

@@RosieHip24nope he was protecting idiot

They... actually can. Irrational decision making is not limited to humans.

You can actually diagnose insanity in a rat. Ever wondered why the term used for laboratory test subjects is "lab rats"?

Actually it's pretty simple. Infect an animal with rabies with for example, observe it's behavior, diagnose insanity.

It worked in Ratatouille.

The kind of picked up on this idea in tasm. Except They diagnosed the lizard dna in a rat.

Wow?

and also glue, so it still kinda weird

BONE SAW IS READY

OHHH YEAH BONE SAW IS READY

3 MINUTES. 3 MINUTES OF...PLAYTIME.

CAGE!

Have the Rock in the ring with Bone Saw!

*ding*

Add every sin cinema sins have ever made for making a sin

+Jonathan Brusky Was gonna comment that but you beat me to it

+Jonathan Brusky And you get sinned for calling him "Doc. oct" Ding

I guess I can live with that..

I think you mean spandex. Freudian slip. Great point about the mask, though. I guess Spider-Man's weakness is water. If the Overseer had a mask that covered his face, his weakness would make sense.

and Superman.

+Claire Lally I hope you're kidding

*cough* KRYPTON *cough cough*

lol ikr

Danny Phantom

Yes im not the only one

lol. We stand united. :)

Spider-Man 2 still has its moments, but I don't think the first Sam Rami Spider-Man movie holds up in comparison to ASM1.

Mass Debate™ Mary jane was not in ASM1 she was gwen stacy

MRDeadfamily I know. I meant Emma Stone to return in the next movie... sorry my bad

This was made before they started removing sins from movies, otherwise the Mary Jane wet t-shirt scene would have earned one too.

@@gamewiz720 oh wow, I didn't know that! sure explains a lot :)

This sin annoyed me. He has healing abilities. His retinas and corneas will heal.. no?

@@itsjusttammy8990 Wolf spiders have very good vision. Google it.

It’s Just Tem the last time I saw Spider-Man irl

@@JuICyBLiinGeR Healing abilities ain’t on that list either.

yeah, i still wonder how they managed to make it look fake in reality...

WizardOf (Christmas edition! merry whatever you celebrate, (sorry for the super long name) so YAY!) The glue on his hand to make the force of the objects falling onto the tray seem unrealistic? I'm not too sure.

10th Doctor hmm, maybe he pushed up when each object hit? or down as it hits? (because in my experience, if you move down when you catch it down-wards, it doesnt bounce much,) it still looks fake, even if it is real.

WizardOf (Christmas edition! merry whatever you celebrate, (sorry for the super long name) so YAY!) Yeah, I guess we'll never know.

yeah, i guess we wont.

ive been scrolling through comments to find someone who knew this :')

OwlInAMug Yeah, I won't lie, it bothered me when that was counted as a sin.

actually he did do it properly but they made the tray sticky to make it easier.

So it was a lie o_o

Then we should all be scared for life if Tobey M. Actually stacked the food on top of each other like a boss. ;D

Also, we can clearly see a sticker under the apple.

And considering Peter's powers, the tray being glued to his hand probably happened in-universe too.

Actually 156 🤯

@@menames184 Give or take a few...takes

@@menames184 they should've took that sin off

@@menames184 nope they were actually kidding

@@menames184 it was at the very least 4

Subway Bandits made the subway system unusable

Ikr

ADAMATIONS 2.O yeeeeah!

Yup, how can you not love it. Most cinemasins movies are good

+Adam Garcia Batman vs. Superman? Man of Steel?

+Claire Lally "Most"

Alienrun thank you

If Cinemasins wanted to do their job right, they should've added a sin for that god damn Chad Kroeger song on the soundtrack.

right? that shit was legendary.

But you gotta admit even tho he may seem heartless he did his best to protect peter from the goblin not telling him it was peter who took the pictures

YOU'RE FIRED

He was perfect for that role. I don’t think anyone could’ve done it better

@@theguyfromwalgreensagreed

Ditto!

Jax! Love you man.

When my parents were willing to spend money to watch the same movie. Though most times I snuck in.

This movie was the 1st DVD i purchased. Still love this movie.

Wait this movie has flaws?

Josh Lemaitre that doesn’t make it real. They used glue to make the items stick when they hit tags tray

Rubber

Josh Lemaitre okay? That still doesn’t make it real. It’s supposed to be food and food doesn’t stick to trays like that

Like i said rubber :|

Josh Lemaitre so? It’s still unrealistic. What he’s catching in the movie is supposed to be food, so it should hit the tray and bounce like food. It shouldn’t land like rubber/glue or anything else

Yeah, and they absolutely used some adhesive, so the sin stays. Add a second sin because we care about nightshift workers and making them clean up all of the previous attempts is cruel and unusual punishment.

Isaac Boaz Same could be said with the people at the wrestling match

I bet the people at the wrestling arena is like: wasn’t that one spider guy was in a match a few months ago?

People think Spidey is much older, not a teen

@@traveler7984 yeah, That's why they sinned it.

Considering what Peter did in ONE PUNCH to that guy, it seems somewhat self preservey that no one will say shit about him bein spiderman ;p

him remembering it wrong was the point of him remembering it at all

I was thinking something similar too 😂

+Dan Skelton Damn. Good eyes mate

ding

Noticed that too lol

lucas tatlock but they've been sinned before by people in the comments section so guess what I'm adding one more sin, ding.

+Dan Skelton "Laws of Motion" LMFAO I would love to hear Mr. "There's no gravity in space" explain any kind of physical laws to us.

Ikr?

finally, someone said it.

And no one saw him save those two civilians with his webbing. How?

+M. Chedderbeef ikr

+Adnan Hakim hey Im also a man Ltd fan but this movie sucked

Lol, I was just about to say something about that to.

FeatheryWings **Ding**

I was just about to say the same thing

ShadowManEnigma me too

I actually for some reason thought that they would have changed that by now

Lol it wasn't 20 takes, It was much more. They said it took 156 takes to get that right.

Jack Stero bravo to you, you want a cookie?

Z3NBU Your comment defines immaturity.

Jack Stero your fedora defines immaturity, really what grown man wears those anyway

Z3NBU I'm not going to waste my time arguing with someone for no reason. It's childish and a waste of time to be honest.

***** There was adhesive tape used so they would stick to the tray. But you're right, it was practical with about 150 takes done.

Sam I can just imagine as soon as the scene is complete, everyone would start yelling in uproar. Imagine if they started yelling in uproar after a successful take but before it was finished. Now THAT would be embarrassing.

***** the art of editing could just cut the audio of them yelling off ya know ?

***** True. But in the movie's world, that tray isn't supposed to have adhesive on it (who puts adhesive on trays at school cafeterias or whatever you call them?)

***** they must've gotten tired of Toby failing, because the milk landed sideways and the bowl landed on top of _that_, so they probably just said "good enough!" and got ready to shoot the next scene

Also at 1:19 you spelled Tobey's name "Toby". *Sin counter ding*

What’s the context?

+Oscar Kirk no, they used tape/glue on peters hand.

No guys, he's right, they actually did that scene as many times as they had to before he caught everything. Look it up!

ya they mention it in the audio commentary of the dvd

Ding

***** Ping*

Bigger video sin: uses spiderman 2 poster, but doesnt make a spiderman 2 video

He has a Spider-Man 2 video? What?

Still a sin

+Nic Saunders because why?

King Gio because it also looks fake.

That's a sin against actual physics then, not movie physics.

Espurr Roba dude that is the dumbest thing I ever heard (no offense)

The serum probably enhanced his senses.

OTDinosaur Scrubs Ah, true They could've explained

A movie doesn't have to explain everything. The audience is smart enough to know what's happening without it holding your hand. It is implied that the serum enhanced his senses.

Ultra Force I realize, but in that case, are we supposed to assume Parker in't smart, because he doesn't realize that Osbourne has senses that are not human, whilst we (regular humans/non-superheroes) do realize this?

+OTDinosaur Scrubs Exactly what I thought.

blackooze man as a kid, that was a jump scare for me

I think it's hilarious 2.

Indeed, and I noticed because I saw doc oc in his lens

NOOO?!

don't care !

ding

Its funny because i didnt know it was real. I was thinking well this is completely possible because the tray flops back and forth which is why the objects dont bounce. The energy is transferred to the tray.

I just went and looked it up. It was take number 153. So it was real, just took awhile

They did glue the tray to his hand, but he did indeed catch the things himself.

The building is burning cliche' :D

New Yorkers band together in a crisis cliche' :D

“100th like” cliche :D

Why should I *marry* "Jane" and why is that even a cliche?

Because THATS gonna be used anywhere else other than Spider-Man movies.

***** If he can hear that drop of blood, he should be able to at least hear Spiderman breathing above him, let alone the noises made when he crawls out of the window off-screen.

Plus, it's meant to be for dramatic effect, not an accurate representation.

theoriginalshew i would argue that a traumatic event could help you remember thing easier, but ive got my logic from Scarecrow in Batman Arkham Knight

theoriginalshew r u stupid? In a movie standpoint that doesn't factor in. In real life sure it could happen. But the movie showed a scene that was completely different than what actually happened. So it was wrong. Jesus man the ignorance

Blackie Chan you are a fucking moron. It's not wrong at all. The scene was the exact same with minor differencies.

Getting upset over a sin on this movie channel? *ding*

Its not only if he thinks he is in danger for example if you were to run up behind him with a knife he would most likely dodge and kick you in the face

Well that's pretty much what I just said.

Ömer Yavuz actually its quite the opposite if you run up behind him he wouldnt think he was in danger but his spider sense would tell him to move out the way

that's interesting but...how would you explain his spider-sense functioning in Spiderman2 when DocOc threw a car at him from behind, at the cafe? He was casually having coffee with MJ and thre was no sign of danger, it was just like The Green Goblin waltzing into the Bugle. And to add on that, it was when he was sick of being Spidey, so that should've made it harder for any of his SPidey powers to work....no?

Great question! I can't say that I know the answer to that but however I can imagine why that happened. He was talking to Mary Jane about their relationship and most of us already know that a talk about the relationship can make a person anxious, mad, nervous, etc. That is enough feelings for Peter to sense the Spider-Sense. This is obviously my theory.

Yep should've took off that sin

Screw you!! "Gobby" is one of the things that people - My Good self most of all - appreciate about Spidey!!

@@JadenMoon1475 I'd take OUT several sins for Gobby

NickieB true

@@nickieb2636 agreed he’s supposed to be snarky

It sounds like a very British insult. You puffed me fuzzlebits, ya gobby.

Yeh he was great

that's simply impossible, unless you say where you learned it and proof I will still say this movie didn't even physics

+Justin Newby i hope your not kidding cuz that would be awesome.

+Joseph Farnham They glued his hand to the tray or something like that.

+Joseph Farnham Glueing his hand to the tray isn't cheating either because spidey can grip to stuff real good. props for dedication to not use cgi. always loved that scene

+Joseph Farnham goddamn, ur just like my friend who doesn't believe shit and doesn't care to look it up. I JUST LOOKED IT UP OKAY??? THEY GLUED HIS HAND TO THE TRAY AND IT HAPPENED

Lol!!!