Everything Wrong With The Matrix Revolutions In 17 Minutes Or Less 

Zack N Zwiebel genius

Hahahaha....pure genius 😂

Lol.

Ha,ha,ha! That's funny. Maybe Agent Smith - or Agent Smiths were addicted to them. Mmmmm! Cookies! 😁☝(Dammit,now I want a cookie! Chocolate chip's my favorite....)

Lol

+John Moser your right dude +1 sin for +CinemaSins

+John Moser Yes, he did. That is how he got the visions, and why the Oracle is seen at the end in the puddle of water as SHE was the Smith clone fighting Neo, why she said "Do what you came here to do.", as in... do the assimilation thing. Smiths phrase during the meeting of the Oracle, "Cookies need love like everything does..." suggests he had also assimilated Sati, the small East Indian girl. The problem I found with this is... why was she even in the film to begin with... and why Seraph did not do anything! Was he not with Sati?? Furthermore. Online theorists suggest this whole film was about Smith being the the One.... not Neo. Just an FYI

Sokath, his eyes uncovered! Nicely summarized

+LesegoMot Thank you :-) Just my own interpretation. I am sure i am wrong but it is the only logical explanation :-)

+Sokath, his eyes uncovered! Seems like Smith could be the one yes. The one was stated to be born inside the matrix, Neo wasn't, he was born in the real world. Smith was originally born inside the matrix but became "unplugged, a new man" after his encounter with Neo. The one was also stated to have the ability to change the Matrix to any form they see fit....Neo never really displayed any such capabilities, and the only abilities he displayed was flight, enhanced speed and augmented strength but could also manipulate codes somewhat to a lesser degree when he removed the projectile from Trinity, and thats about it. Smith could change the matrix to a much greater extent as shown in the last fight scene when he said "Like what I've done with the place". and could copy himself on to virtually any other program. Neo was an anomaly, a remainder program. In the first movie the oracle stated that Neo wasn't the one, however Morpheus stated that if Neo believed, he could do anything...possibly Neo could simply be a Human that has reached the limits of what a Human is capable of in the Matrix and has become synced with the Matrix itself, he is not the one but is an extremely powerful Human.. Smith meets the requirements as being the one far more than Neo does. Smith also technically ended the war and saved Humanity even though it wasn't his intention with the help of Neo. Neo allowed the source to delete smith thus ending the war. At the end of the final movie, the architect says to the oracle that she "played a dangerous game", suggesting to me that she knew that Smith was the one but she knew Neo had a pivot role too because she knew he wasn't the one but was a very gifted Human that had the capabilities to defeat smith. Not sure if that makes sense but to me smith seems like the one whist Neo is simply a powerful human.

Don't worry, the Nostalgia Critic more than made up for that lapse in judgement.

And Monica Belucci boobs

You can't just Sin Cinema Sins.

@@timothychhor9868 th3rd birdman: allow me to introduce myself

3:17 *How, or why did her breast get BIGGER in this movie? (⊙_☉)*

That's not how the visions worked. She didn't feed him anything. He saw exactly what did happen... Up until the very end, in the crater. That's when the vision ran out, and he notices that it isn't over like he assumed.

+EclecticFruit Because he can't see beyond a choice he doesn't understand, ie neo willingly letting himself be assimilated.

3:17 *How, or why did her breast get BIGGER in this movie? (⊙_☉)*

@@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite I ain't even mad

@@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite Push-up clothes.

Kenny_Cartman And upon reading the comments, I realize I'm the 1000th person to say that. So, +1 Sin for me, I suppose. h

Kenny_Cartman I picked a couple because I watched the movie about 3/4 times and I finally got most of it down... THEN I had to go and watch CinemaSins BONUS ROUND Every time Smith says Mr Anderson

You're new apparently

Also not a lot is nitpicking

557deadpool I'm not, but its clear to notice that most good movies get off easy, while the worse receive full punishment for even the tiniest mistake. And this is definitely a good movie.

***** so ur not new but u must be like 12 to think that this movie is good critically

ANDREA CLARKE I'm afraid the only one appearing underaged right now is you.

3:17 *How, or why did her breast get BIGGER in this movie? (⊙_☉)*

Nah the best line is "Movie repeats matrix reloaded mistake thinking we give a shit"

She also offers him the candy, and he declines it. In the previous movie he accepted it. She didn't really have a reason to offer the candy if she knew he was going to decline it.

@SuperNoone89 interesting concept

So I guess you could say Fu-SION-HA!!!

I was going to say the same thing. The Smiths gain at least some of the memories/ abilities of the programs they overwrite -- as seen in the line "Cookies need love like everything does" at 5:47. The Oracle has visions -- and apparently roughly the same powers as Neo -- and thus so does Oracle-Smith.

That fight and Sati are the only good things in the movie

Iced Ink No, you're wrong Sati looks like a niece of mine

Iced Ink Thanks pal, for the hilarious moment, hahaha

He's a very versatile actor. Mad props to him. Loved Laurence Fishbourne too that guy managed to have heaps of range with a fairly emotionless character. Not sure I'd call Keanu the best actor ever, but he was perfectly cast for Neo.

+Ernie Velveeta her cleavage in that scene deserves having a few sins subtracted

+Wikus Bester Agreed.

+Ernie Velvet u forgot the *ding* at the end. :)

+Ernie Velveeta Monica Bellucci was the only good thing about the movie but way way too little of her.

And No 'monica belluci is not giving me a lap dance in this scene'

3:17 *How, or why did her breast get BIGGER in this movie? (⊙_☉)*

Like Poe dameren?

That's when he first got weird face and vaporized

I am absolutely convinced that they cast him in the first movie solely because of that giant vein in his forehead...

No, we can't. Nothing is allowed to be great in movies 2 and 3.

No, because he was just as bad as everything else in this pile of burning excrement

@@Inlanning he wasn’t allowed to be great in 1

The critics don't sway me. I watched them both recently. They are bad. I hope the 4th one Is a return to form

@@mikeadams7904 it won't

@@mikeadams7904 🧢🧢🧢

aged like milk

@@mikeadams7904 the first half of the fourth one is bad but the second half at least tries to save it

how does the 5 before works again? is it somehow keanu reeves reincarnate and become neo gain after a while or it was just a glamor to sa they were saviour before him who failed

***** According to the Architect, the problem of acceptance of the Matrix by the humans was solved by providing a choice: Zion and a way to get out of the matrix. However, this solution introduced an "anomaly" to the Matrix. That anomaly is called by the Humans "The One". This "anomaly" is able to perform things that only the Architect is supposed to be able to do with the Matrix and, apparently, a side-effect is that, somehow, this anomaly is also able to affect the Machines controlled by the "Machine Source" in the Real World, as well. Since "The One", has no way of knowing any of that other than with learning from experience or some Machine with knowledge of this(apparently only the Oracle and the Architect in the movie) tells him/her. The "death" of "the anomaly" *in the Matrix*, signifies the moment of activation of its effects.

***** the saviours before him didn't fail, they were programs designed to reset the matrix. They were meant to love humanity to the point where they would sacrifice the majority in order to preserve the species, however Neo's love is manifested in Trinity so he decides to save her rather than humanity as a whole, this is why the loop is broken.

Quest for Truth ok but does the One like never age or when zion get reconstructed a new clone is made to be released by the new generation, and does that mean it's always the same human in circle or neo the first was in love with a girl named Duality and had a buddy named morphis.

***** The "anomaly" is not periodic. It manifests randomly(and very rarely) in the system. The manifestation of the "anomaly" *demands* the initiation of the events that will lead to the destruction of Zion, the selection of those to continue the human kind, the *absorbing of the one* back to the Source and the reset of the Matrix. As it is obvious in the movie, failure to do so *can lead to the destruction of both the Humans and the Machines*.

lol ;)

Technically, then it should be called The Matrix Rotations, because that is what they were doing: rotating, not revolving.

I don't see any indication that the writers wanted to say that. But it would have been a good twist for the 3rd episode because IMO it was borderline boring. Maybe the Wachowskis should have asked you for ideas.

I assumed that's why he was able to stop the sentinels with his magic force hands at the end of the second movie.

Please read this: www.matrixresolutions.com/index.html?page=neos_powers_stop_sentinels It's not official but seems appropriate for me.

By refusing to assimilate like the previous anomalies, he began to evolve quickly. Merging of the 2 is kinda the point i took from the movie...

sogerc1 interesting read. So basically this suggests that part of neos consciousness is embedded into the machines. That's something I never thought of...

I am willing to give cookies all the love they want.

The only times in the trilogy that Smith refers to him as Neo are both in the first movie. First after Trinity first escapes the agents in the opening sequence and they confirm that their informant (Sypher) is real and the target is identified as "Neo". The second was in the interrogation where the Agents bug him, Smith refers to his online life as the hacker known as Neo. Other than that, you are 100% correct, it was always "Mr Anderson".

AlikeBrodie his face really says it all, doesn't it?

Tyler Palazzo Yes it does Cue the 1 hour version

It's his grin afterwards which makes this so much funnier

+Jordan Benefiel Was about to post the same thing. When Smith *infected* The Oracle he either gained her powers or at least gained her memory just like he gained Sathi's memory (thus the "cookies need love"-remark)

+Der Maskierte Muchacho Additionally, the Oracle said that no one can see past a decision they don't understand. Which is why Agent Smith could see that he would defeat Neo, but not that it would ultimately destroy him.

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Same reason why that Smith could fly and fight Neo.

i'm setting up an argument: what you're saying is an understatement. is that valid

robloxian doger Touche.

smokebomb.exe what?

so....much...ass...kissing.

Truthhurtz4u It's not ass kissing. It's just a great satirical channel, with fun videos that poke fun at movies. The only videos you should take seriously on CinemaSins are the ones about how bad Twilight is because... fuck Twilight. :-P

Her names naobi* bro

Niobe**

"This reply section is a train wreck."

@@aerb3938 - the oracle

From whom? I never heard that

+Michael Young yes

Yes

Jeremy is married as far as i know.

Zero the Faceless But his channel isn't.

Zero the Faceless who would marry someone for his youtube channel anyways... gosh :D

No! Keep away! He's mine!

wheel barrow Such truth! Didn’t even notice it before you mentioned it!

I was thinking this too. So many characters and different settings cannot be properly written in a 5 hour span (referring to the sequels). Remember the first movie didn't really have Zion, it was just mentioned as a quick backstory where Neo was the story. This is why the sequels sucked because they were rushed with no additional character development.

The ghost twins are among my favorite characters. It'd be awesome if they were recurring characters in a Matrix anime series!

watch Animatrix, you'll get a lot of explanations in there

TabalugaDragon I have, that part of the proof of potential. (I own the Ultrimate Matrix box set, which has like 12 discs, even the FMVs from the matrix video games)

Mixing in more animatrix type stories. The machine/man war and various Neos could be interesting.

+Comic Sans MS no one cares

+Comic Sans MS and that's the worst part of it.

+Comic Sans MS: My favorite part is the last scene, and only because Helmut Bukaitis was so great in Reloaded that I enjoyed seeing him on screen again.

but if he could see visions...he should have seen about his destruction also ... extremely convenient visions

@@simrannisha8793 That is adressed also, please pay attention to the movies before bashing(not that this movie doesn't deserve plenty of bash in many other scenes, but that one makes sense)

@@ricardoxavier5440 rn I don't remember a thing about the movie.. could you care shedding some light?

@@simrannisha8793 Oracle says before you can't see past your own choices. Pretty much he could see up until he would decide to absob Neo, but not what would happen after.

@@ricardoxavier5440 isn't that a convineint thing happening... he could see up to what was reqd.

Blarg!

halo charli Wort Wort!

Badass Elite Plasma grenad-- CRAP, IT'S STUCK TO MY HA(Kaboom) *Suicide*

Badass Elite Everyone who disagrees with you are just lowly gruntits.

Badass Elite me too.

Crazy Russian nesting doll theory of the matrix is crazy.

Robert Scott the Matrix is crazy.

Also Film Theory supposition that Agent Smith is "The One" answers some of the questions posed here.... :)

Zion isnt in the matrix, this theory has been disprove a long time ago.

That theory was confirmed fake 15 years ago.

Film theory fans

Charles Edward Fromage Both theories have been debunked. Good night.

Agree, everybody loves boobs!

Bewbs!

I'm searching for every comment about Monica Bellucci's boobs to upvote them all

I would motorboat those boobs Bane style

***** Look up Vince Vaughn motorboating for that answer

Also, the first one I at least recalled still, despite not seeing it in ages either. So that right there says it all, more or less.

N.Might Slapallama Pretty much the same reaction I had and I've seen them multiple times with the Riff Trax and still can't recall most of it.

The Matrix 2 was fun but 3 was boring, confusing and just had one of the worst trilogy endings ever

ellis lamai The only good things are Sati and the final fight DBZ style

Grandiose. You said it right there along with CS in reloaded sins vid...A lot of sound and fury signifying nothing.

RIP :(

That's why he adds a sin for mortality

lol does that mean the Indian guy is POST

there inside the cabling. Isn't it obvious with the trains?

Operating system not found. Press F1 to continue.

crappyusername69 If they were in the cables, wouldn't it be buses, not trains?

No bootable device found ;p

Holy shit that would have been amazing

They must have got into it off screen. I agree, that could have been really cool and interesting.. but maybe the writers didn't feel up to the challenge of capturing that interaction properly. It would have been tragic to try it and not do it well.

He had access to mobil avenue. surely he could of waited it out there

The first matrix had a well-considered story-line with philosophical backdrop. The 2nd and 3rd movie had a tonne of funds pushed by wild-eyed greed and somehow cameras and actors were tangentially involved in the process.

Thats because the directors stole the script for the first one, Then only got a piece of the script for the second, And didnt involve the origonal creator for the 3rd.

Rev55 Really? Because from what I heard, they wrote the entire damn trilogy story originally, then restructured the first movie's plot to work better as a concise singular story, in case they didn't get money to finish the story they wanted. The original contains many things that hint at plot twists in the later movies, including the Architect, so its hardly an absurd claim for them to make.

Rev55 The entire Matrix trilogy was both written and directed by the Wachowskis.

I like all the talking, for me fight scenes are a waste of time, but everyone has their own taste.

I think I'm the only one that likes them

no but you are illiterate,ding SIN-1!

***** How am I illiterate?

Brickmaster4496 read your sentence,that's how.words are in improper order.

***** they arent. if youre playing the grammar nazi game, you should at least know your grammar.

BurnedTube Problem with the sentence is that user in first part of it already reaffirms that he is only one that likes Matrix films and than asks others the question if he is/isn't in second part of the sentence. Problem lies in the form of the sentence where he should ask himself and others if he's the only one that likes Matrix film!Like this:"Am I really the only one who likes Matrix film?,am I not? or:Am not really the only one who likes Matrix film?am I? That's how it should've been typed.

Incorrect. Its hinted at in Animatrix, but Zion, and the Matrix server membrane, and 01 are all in North Africa. They probably have multiple Matrix servers around the world, possibly with separate Matrix worlds. Zion's nearby Matrix had a vast majority of black people due to it being in Africa.

Yep. Hopefully they see this comment. The movie is still trash, but yeah, that particular Agent Smith was uber powerful because he absorbed The Oracle.

That is true, but the film didnt do the best job at explaining that. i know plenty of people who had no idea that was even the case.

Max Schneider They have a whole scene, long and drawn out, where Agent Smith takes over the Oracle and then they all laugh about it.

Rainbow Dashtruction There is no mention or implication of multiple matrix servers, furthermore, it would contradict the "Smith will ruin *The* Matrix" notion, and Neo wouldn't be The One, only one of multiple anomalies, etc... And even if there would be multiple servers, where would people waking up in Europe, for instance, go? Are there multiple Zions as well? This is now rewriting the whole story...

You watch a Jackie Chan movie for the plot?? You're one of "those" people, aren't you?

BadBoyBeta Even if you put the plot aside you still can't help but notice quite a few sins with his movies.

Maybe can do it in October 21th, the same day when travel

ramdelure Yeah I guess you're right. What about *"Street Fighter the Movie"*?

ProtoSnake Well, maybe i was already upload besides had curiosity to see that movie and its respectly EWW, also see Melinda May as Chun-Li also i was a child saw a anime Street Fighter

That'd be great, i can imagine him sinning everything they have in the film that we dont have

+Tʜᴇ Gᴀᴍᴇ Cʜᴀɴɢᴇʀ.

Glebs Litvjaks Yeah but I think it's bullshit to say that like it's fact. Philosophy is what you make up it, just like art, the only thing that matters is how far you want to go with that thought. To you, the "love is just a word" phrase is a deepity, but to others it could mean anything. That's the beauty of these things, there's no definition set in stone, it leaves it to your imagination.

Yes! She was an amazing actor.

Thank You!

"albino twins"? That´s racist. *ding

Maguel83 lol sounds about right.

***** there was so much going on. I didn't understand why all the agents turned into agent j and I don't know where the robots came from in the 3rd movie.

***** oh really I thought the whole thing took place in the future where technology took over the world.

***** the plot does to much in this movie but I still like it tho.

OMG YES ME TOO!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I don't think Jeremy plays Warcraft. besides, that's a game and Jeremy only discuses movies

@A2 underrated comment

yes she did.

***** ignore what I said then, sorry.

They pointed that out in the sin. "One sin for regular old mortality, for causing this franchise to have to re-cast a roll that was already perfectly-cast"

*actress

Astral Projection "actress comes into the same category as authoress, comedienne, manageress, 'lady doctor', 'male nurse' and similar obsolete terms that date from a time when professions were largely the preserve of one sex (usually men). As Whoopi Goldberg put it in an interview with the paper: 'An actress can only play a woman. I'm an actor - I can play anything.'"

Film theory. Seriously, makes a lot of sense.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that lol

These films came out before Kenshi. Your case is invalid.

+Kyle Nguyen actually kenshi was in 2002, the matrix revolutions came out in 2003

Tallformyheight This is true, however the first Matrix film was released in '99. Neo was known in 2002 (the time of initial release for MK: Deadly Alliance), and filming for both Reloaded and Revolutions began as early as 2001 - evidenced by the death of Gloria Foster (the original actress playing The Oracle) part way through production. The sequels may have been released after Deadly Alliance debuted Kenshi, but he was always designed as an homage to actor Keanu Reeves and his role as Neo.

Gotcha, thanks

I died laughing I woke my wife up shaking the bed