Everything Wrong With Thor In 8 Minutes Or Less 

Plus, isn't Mexico rumoured to be the place where Area 51 is?

Ugh... New Mexico is not part of Mexico. Even if you are joking, I've heard that so many times it's not funny.

+Drake Caliburn Wait, there's a "New" Mexico now? Really?

+sehaj brar Nevada. About 80 miles from Las Vegas.

YTEdy New Mexico has been a state since 1912, longer than Hawaii and Alaska. It sits just north of Mexico, south of Colorado, and between Texas and Arizona. We have a joke here that goes "Arizona blows, Texas sucks, and New Mexico is caught in the middle."

Ari Van Kort If we assume they live for approximately 5000 years like Loki says in Thor 2 and Loki is maybe 1000~ish he would be like a 16 year to them. So yeah he is just going through a teenage phase

Cedes B umm the gods are immortal until Ragnarok.

mrtheoden Odin has said repeatedly that they die. "We live, we die like any one else." "Give or take a thousand years"

Cedes B It has been many years since I read the edda, but from memory, that is not the case. The gods can die, but it is unlikely (at least until Ragnorak). Balder was pretty much immortal and invulnerable (other than to mistle toe, which Frig had not asked to promise to not harm Balder). Hollywood bastardises pretty much anything it touches. I'm not a fan of Marvel's adapted forms of the Norse mythology, but then again, I am a purist.

mrtheoden I meant I'm the movies. I was not including the myths in this discussion but they are definitely better than the movie adaptions

+‫יואב דנינו‬‎ Norse mythology dates to events way before 940AD. And is probably the remains of an old myth that told of the retreating glaciers, around 10,000 BCE.

+Richard Sejour Haha, snorri sturluson!!! Its acctually snorre sturlason, but, okey...

+Richard Sejour Well, how do you know if it's so old?

+Jakub Lachowski, its called writing. You know, Jesus didn't invent writing. Here in the Scandinavian countries, specially Norway and Iceland, we had our own type of writing. Its actually many here that can read and write it, even though its not used for every day use. What Richard Sejour is saying is true, that there is many many writings on this, by Snorre Sturlason. Anf anyways, its based on Norse mythology, and all of this is actually correct, but not the stories afterwards in the movie though.

+Richard Sejour yes, in norway, the godess Freya is spelled Frøya. My entire family has got names from the norse mythology. But sadly no one actually knows that much about the norse mythology, especially in the Southern parts of norway, but i know that in the north, where i want to live, it's still a few people beliving in it. But i've got some pretty interesting stories that can relate to the norse mythologi and stuff. And by the way, sorry if you see some mistakes in grammar or spelling, but i try as good as i can, and norwegians are not exactly know for being good at english, and i suppose the fact that im thirteen doesn't make it simpler 😝

same, she could've been much more interesting, but guess they wouldnt bore with that.

Yep! Love Loki 😍😍😍

Yess and also I feel that Thor and Jane’s romantic feelings towards each other was so rushed and made no sense to me.... it was sorta just like “oh.... ig she loves him now? After... like a day?”

Lil Valor yeah what was up with that? I wish there was a longer period of time where Thor was happy being mortal with Jane and then had to leave her

Loki is correct a lot of the time though🤣 that's why I like him.

Perfection.

In the same way any sane human would build a divine kingdom: A polymere or wax miniature... :3...

YES

At least make it look like something other than a Final Fantasy cutscene

Lord of the rings had helms deep, gondor and rohan built in mini and built rohan in actual size

Corey Holt 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣😂😂😂 Yea he be REALLY petty sometimes lol

Manipulator... I'll have to give that to the adopted Frost Giant.

The drama queen.

Who marvel nerfed to hell

Except as Thor explains, it isn't magic but science. So Loki's abilities cannot operate haphazardly.

GeorgeMonet In deed, the movie works on Clarke's third law, but as said law says, at this point of science progress, it's impossible to tell the difference with magic.

Loki is a Trickster. A god. In the viking mythology

Mr Wilson more like a demigod

Krwzprtt Actually, Thor's words are specifically "You're ancestors called it magic, and you call it science. I come from a place where they are one in the same." What he is really saying is that the forces Asgardians utilize is cannot be labeled as either. While he would agree with Clark's Law, he would also agree with Niven' Law, which counters that 'any advanced form of magic is indistinguishable from technology." While it is true a lot of Asgardian artifacts do function like advanced technology, they function through the manipulation of the very magic energy of the Odinforce, and as such cannot be labeled as science or magic. Thus Loki's abilities, as well as the abilities of all other races of the Nine Realms, can be labeled as either magic or advanced science.

+Christopher Wiet no. narrator asked whychange into suit if loki is just going to make himself invisible anyway. He never asked how he changed into different clothes. youtube commentor ignored that fact.

@@thedangerwich5476 Watch again. He sinned the clothing change, "what did he bring a whole wardrobe?"

It’s supposed to be like that, extremely exaggerated and that what makes it funny

I just assumed Loki was visible, and just slipped in passing for a Shield agent. Does the movie point out that he's invisible?

@@histguy101 yes

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Tony Skagerlund dig you've known CinemaSins long enough, you'll realize that he makes jokes about a lot of things

Yes but his change of clothes is a power that even Elsa has! HIS POWERS MAKE NO GODDAMN SENSE. And when you shapeshift... I thought that you don't change the very fabric you're wearing too 🤔

Jazz Bear He can also create illusions, so it’s likely that he just put an illusion over himself wearing clothes.

Yep!

Ethan Redding *Raises hand*

He'd worked with Tom before and picked him as Loki (he'd auditioned for Thor), so yeah, def we have a lot to thank him for!

Ethan Redding Loki ended uo being the greatest super villian I've ever seen 👀

Doth thine mother know you weareth her dress.

Tell me about it.

Tasmiah Rahman he just did

Garytheblastoise Fair enough.

Same. My town had zero traffic lights and one overpriced gas station/shitty convenience store owned by a crotchety 100 year old man and a post office. It was also one of only two dry towns in the entire state which probably explains why weed and prescription drugs were so popular amongst us teens.We didn't even have our own highschool. We had an elementary and a middle school but for highschool we had to take the bus/drive to the next equally small town except they had two gas stations, a couple convenience stores, pharmacy, dry cleaners, post office, pizza place, a few restaurants, two bars and two liquor stores and even a tiny train station. My 8th grade graduation before highschool consisted of about 80 something kids. Meeting our counterparts who would make up the rest of our freshman class was a trip. Literally. At the end of 8th grade our class took a field trip to their middle school so we could all meet to make the first day of highschool a little less awkward. Good idea but was described by upper classmen and older siblings as when the drug addicts from our town meet the alcoholics of their town and combine to form the new freshman class. Lol. I was the only kid to actually be called to the other school's principal's office. Why? Because it was 1996 and I was wearing a Marilyn Manson t-shirt that said "everlasting c***sucker on the back. Oops.

Me growing up in a town of 5,000: rubes!

+Brick tator I know right! So underrated.

Indeed. Fingers crossed for more epic feats of awesomeness from Heimdall in Thor Ragnorok!!!

Cody Wright yeah he’s dead

Cody Wright I’m so glad he had a bigger part in Thor Ragnarok!

Certainly one of the most inaccurate, anyway.

That's just how bland if a character he is, he's ridiculously unnoticeable.

Hawkeye was in Thor?...O__o

I had no idea about the character the last time i saw, also with the Tesseract

Fletch Matic YES

Okay, any reason why they shoe horned him into the film, and was barely noticeable enough for no one to criticize?

Amen !

Dare To Be Nerdy loki is tom hiddeston🤦‍♀️

@@lokislittlesister1737 r/woosh ... Plz don't watch videos if you don't know what a joke is

@@lokislittlesister1737 oh and also!! The comment is like 2 years ago ... What's the point in replying ?? Lol xD

Mini me what do you mean?

Yeah he's in the Avengers too. He's on the bridge of the hellicarrier in some scenes when they're talking about searching for Loki & the tesseract.

i first noticed jasper sitwell in the episodes of agents of shield leading up to the cap 2 hydra reveal.

TheHorreK2 All marvel movies or shows are in the same uneverse soooo its not a cross over sorry 'bout that

He's also in the short after Incredible Hulk

TheHorreK2 He's actually a major character in Agents of SHIELD, if I remember correctly, and his name is Sitwell

tell that to star wars prequels haters

FoeHammer419 it made everything so much better, and it looked way more awesome than the originals

you should be called damaged trump

Hari Haran but that would be unnecessary, since Trump is always damaged, and this would make it look like only this one is damaged

Darth Vader no, the CGI was ONLY half of the time looked good to ok, the other half, especially with the battle droids and Coruscant felt fake as shit.

Aka Batman vs Superman

To add on: "Making us believe that the hero is dead but he really isn't because he has two other solo films coming up and is really important to one of the most highly anticipated movies of all time" cliché.

So are you saying Loki is naked and projects clothes or that he telepathically changes their appearence?

+Liss Firefly Yeah I don't think you mean illusion or whoever made it up got it wrong bc, illusion is supposed to be something that *isn't* really there, only made to seem like it is.

+Shannon G Loki is the master of illusions. He could easily change himself to look however he wants. He made himself look like Odin. There was still a person there, it just wasn't actually Odin. Just because he's wearing clothes doesn't mean he can't make his clothes different. And as to your comment on the definition of illusion, you are correct. The clothes aren't really there. They look like they are. DIFFERENT clothes however, are there.

And this also goes with why there were flaws in his plan: he's not a master planner. He's pretty much a kid, and his emotions/actually caring about his family caused him to mess up. If he was truly ruthless and cold, he wouldn't have hesitated with dealing with everyone.

Let's not even TALK about his association with horses.

Amy Heider Brown And don't forget Wolves and Snakes.

but he's still fine as shit so it's ok

OH yeah, totally fine as silk. And twice as smooth and sexy.

That and the enchantment Odin places on him to keep his looks that of someone from Asgard... whom happen to look human.

also his shirtless scene was definely a sin

Ding.

Another win for CinemaWins for adding a win for "Chris Hemsworth's workout routine"

This comment is good,i like it... ANOTHER!

Ooh... Norse Mythology... right... although I prefer the Avengers to no end. Read Magnus Chase. See how Loki and Alex were related. Ew.

Also, I think the idea behind Coulson letting Thor go, was so they could monitor exactly what he was doing outside their custody, because Coulson clearly suspects something is amiss (hence why he lets Thor approach Mjolnir in the first place). I don't think it was simply to be led back to their research lab (or whatever it's supposed to be).

I don't think it was weak or tongue-in-cheek; yes people can "restrain anger until they are alone" but that's not what what the sin was. It was that he could hold off upending a huge, heavy royal banquet table until at least several minutes later. I seriously doubt many people can do that.

***** Yeah I know what happened in the movie; I watched it. I agree with CinemaSins; I don't see how he could have been so in control and then so out of control. And because you and "Scott" think his comment is "100% correct" doesn't mean it is. Thor didn't just throw a small object when he was alone; he upended a huge royal banquet table. It just isn't logical.

Hmm... yes, quite shallow and pedantic.

hedrack08 Well actually might have punched a couple of things while he was making his way back to that room. It's not like they showed him walking all the way to that exact area.

I always thought it was because Odin used a spell on him, later Loki's daughter Hel is full Jotun, yet half of her face is asgardian and the other jotun, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT?

Shinyhunterlobo and ShinyhunterRaven Comic writers can pick and choose when to stay with the canon story. That's why a lot of comics have to be reimagined every so often because of how contradicting the stories can be to each other. As far as why Loki looks Asgardian as a child, it's because of his race's abilities, at least that's what it used to be.

Well, it's not explained in the movie, and CinemaSins doesn't cares about books.

yeah, he knew better than that

I found them. The only two people in the fandom who DON'T think Loki holds brotherly love for Thor and is just too stuck-up to admit it

@@stormrider24 what do you mean? I agree with the brotherly love part but I don't get what you're saying for the other 2.

@@blueblade6174 I've grown past this line of thinking, but I was convinced that Loki didn't have any love for Thor

Wanted to comment the same. For the rest, yeah, it was a pretty lacking movie in many ways.

What, Funny Thor? Or as that character is usually called in the comics, Hercules? Thor isn't funny. Like, ever. If they wanted a Thor movie injected with humor, introduce Frog Thor. Cuz that was funny & original & didn't compromise the character.

@@allamericananti-christ666 If you want comic book characters, read comic books. Otherwise stop crying about it.

@@user-zb8tq5pr4x Uh...I do. But you would think movies that are DIRECTLY created or inspired by those EXACT same comics would be a little faithful to the material. Instead of simply relying on the same old tired Hollywood summer blockbuster formula.

You do realise that you just criticised the Norse mythology and not the movie? This video is about the movie "Thor" based on the Marvel comic books, it doesn't really deal with how likely the Norse mythology itself is...

SmilyLily1996 please. I have read both Norse mythology and the comics. Laufey is fictional. The battle is fictional. In fact, the entire marvel story of Thor has nothing to do with Norse mythology. Except the names Odin Thor and Loki. You do know the Norse God Thor is a dwarf right? Chris Hemsworth doesn't look like one to me.

Siddharth Chandrasekar Thor is a dwarf? You meen dwarves forged his hammer right? Please supply a source on that one

Siddharth Chandrasekar Nope he is a large redhead

Siddharth Chandrasekar Thor was not a dwarf, maybe you need to brush up on the basic knowledge behind the Norse mythology you claim to read

No.

Loki's plans are retarded and make no sense. He's nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is.

knifeofspaghetti In the lores Loki is really the cunning one, but he's not wise. He creates problems and then solves them himself. But never doubt his cunning.

In the old stories his plans actually WORK. They backfire, but they WORK. Movie Loki's plans don't work.

knifeofspaghetti As much as I appreciate the effort put behind the psychology of movie Loki. I end up feeling pity for him. Which does not make him a good enough villain. He's very relatable, very redeemable. It makes him so flawed and perfect in fiction. But I can't see him as a villain, just misunderstood. You just want to save him, which makes us all Thor, in a sense.

He was talking about the massive war, which btw in the movie is said to have taken place in the second half of the Viking age (ca. 600 - 1066) and also there are no "frost giants" in norse mythology but iguess it's just a translation error

YdenDK Except for ymir, the father of the ice guys. No, they weren't giants. But they were icy.

CosmicUndeadElf Welcome to Cinema Sins.

Jai Edward Kapoor I watch a lot of their videos and usually I'm fine with their criticism, but I guess I took it too seriously in this case

The problem is the way it was set up. This setup was completely inapposite with the Avengers movie. The other problem is that the entire point of this movie was basically just to setup the Tesseract for the Avengers movie, and because of that purpose too little attention was paid to this movie which was basically just treading water for over an hour without actually accomplishing anything at all.

You are correct and his offspring, Slephnir, (sorry if I spelt that wrong) is Odin's horse

Dalton Campbell Apparently it's spelled Sleipnir, and Loki really needs to keep it in his pants XD

I kind of suspected I spelt it wrong. It is hard for an American to spell and pronounce Scandinavian names like Jormungandr. Also Loki gave birth to a giant wolf named Fenrir who will eat Odin at Rangarok. That guy cannot keep it in his pants. He even used it in tug of war with a goat

Dalton Campbell Whoa warn a girl before your spoilers bro XD And for some reason I just picture Thor walking in on Loki tug of warring with that goat and walking back out like "nope"

This movie franchise isn't based off of the mythos, I doubt Odin with die in the movie

NOT the hammer's equal.

And Hela

It would be but I don't like the quotations. It would say Jarl Balgruuf "The Greater" and that looks dumb

Same XD

Jarl Balgruuf are you still ballin and have swag

gotta love dat stargate.

None of the points in these videos are supposed to be valid!

They are funny points though ☕

You are missing the whole point of any of these videos...they are jokes.

LOL - I asked the same question to my uncle and aunt. They have so much advanced technology that far surpasses our own... Yet they fight with medieval weapons? ROFLMFAO!

Victor Kresnek The Dark Elves already had guns and gravity bombs and they were sleeping for 500 years.

T Zhou I was talking about the Asgardians.

I know. I meant that the Asgardians still use medieval weapons even though the Dark Elves had guns.

To be fair, Thor does have the power of All-Tongue which means that anyone who hears him will hear him speak their native language in their hearts (basically if you speak English then you hear Thor speak English, speak French and you hear Thor speak French, etc.)

the British Empire was larger than you realize..... "NONE of the suns ever set on it"

@@umidontno040394 As documented in Star Wars, in which all the Imperial officers are British.

Nigga so the nordic god isn't unbelievable but them speaking English is

I only suggested them because they are live action. And he doesn't have to do them all at once, they are just suggestions.

***** Rude much?! He was suggesting... and in case you haven't noticed 25 people upvoted their comment and noone upvoted yours, you dumbass!!

fanboy alert you guys...

***** Look, I'm a fanboy, whats wrong with that?

a lot.

***** Like what?

Legoguy329 like the fact that... you know you're a fanboy... :l

and Hogun is from

+HildurMaría MSP Meow meow?

I love your profile pic!

Ben Davenport Thanks.

Frost Giants, originally Jotner/Jøtuler did look like humans, but they were, as the english translation may suggest, giants(and were the original trolls). They could at least have made Loke noticably taller than Thor.

Madarch The Eddas aren't exactly big on details. But they're fairly clear on Loki looking like pretty much whatever the Hell he feels like at the moment, world-class shapeshifter and all that. Hell. He *mothered* several of the notable beasties of the mythos and in nonhuman forms to boot.

I just thought of something. Is this logical grounds for requesting an Everything Wrong With of Everything Wrong With?

Edward Kenway I love laughing at RU-vid comments! XD No, we aren't all like that, and you should check your facts before saying offencive things like that. ;)

Tobi HappyfaceCupcakes He's an idiot; he's been leaving stupid all caps comments on lots of CS videos.

Edward Kenway Redheads everywhere? What the fuck are you smoking? Red/Orange Hair makes up for only 5% of the entire United States population. Are you drunk??

Edward Kenway Oh that makes it so much better.

Edward Kenway It's a wonder why Coralines' father made you give up on her. Hahahaha. No. I'm sorry. Please don't kill me. Follow the creed.

loki by using the tesseract as a gateway and thor by odin's "dark magic". not great explenations, but at least they provide one

HaywireEagle Loki says "How much dark magic did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here" in The Avengers. Maybe dark matter was involved, but that isn't what he says.

Yeah, it's just become a Cinema Sins in-joke now. Movies idiotically put things like "Paris, France" so often that he just automatically sins it.

Correctrix Well, in Germany we have villages called "California" and "Brazil", so it's not always as clear as one might think...

BartJ583 But they got their own town sign (? Is it the right word? "Ortsschild" in German), so I'd still count them as villages, although they kinda belong to some bigger town/village.

julian brown You do know it is meant as a joke right? Like I also did not know there was a Puente Antiguo to begin with but I still laugh at the very obvious joke.

It's not a "futuristic" world, it's just another world like earth.

***** Yep, another world like earth. Just with giant laser-beam shooting robots; hammers that fly, warp magnetism, and shoot lightning; and staves that highjack minds, bend light, and shoot energy blasts.

Well, it may have all that, but who says it's a "futuristic" world? That's what I mean.

***** It's futuristic because their technology is far more advanced than our own as has been stated numerous times. They have a giant robot that shoots laser beams that's obviously far more advanced than any car. They have also been shown to have other forms of transport like flight, so why would they still use horses?

Maybe because horses look more badass? Lol, idk haha. ;)

Thank You. This was 8+ mins of life I wasted that I will never get back.

no hard feelings point break you have a mean swing.

Iron Man's suit is able to withstand Thor's Hammer and both he and Thor were pretty much at an impasse in their never ending beat down that had no victor in the end. Unless you count that moment where Cap made his appearance and Thor sent Iron Man crashing into a tree. Also, Cap's shield is the weapon with no equal when it deflected the Hammer's attack. Forgot to add that point in there didn't you, Cinemasins. Even though Hulk couldn't lift the hammer, Thor still got his ass beaten. ... And that's about it. Oh wait. Beginning aside, Thor is not wearing his iconic helmet. Ever. Again. Now I'm done.

Owen Po impasse? ... share whatever you're smoking man

HULK would trash thor...so what he cant lift the hammer...he knocked thor around like a rag doll in avengers...

Hell yea

I agree

is that one of the wrong scene ?

Sorry dude, definitely no Monty Python audio at all.

McRetard Eh, sorry... I haven't seen it in a while. Sounded like something they'd say though xD

nice

Actually, my theory is that he never failed. If you've seen Thor 2, there are definitely times that make it look like he planned everything out. But yeah... there was definitely a lot of bad writing for his character. For all the characters, really, but his suffered most in my opinion.

In the comics he really is the god of mischief, never the less, his plans then to fail, because of Thor, another god or Avenger, or because himself, because the last time that h try to destroy Asgard, he was the one that save it in the end sacrificing himself, and dyeing, I am really dyeing, but he did it because his own selfish reasons, never the less, he resurrect (another version of him) as a child, his past self become a crow.

if you thought loki lost in the avengers then his plan worked.

Hogun The Grim is part of the Warriors Three, along with Fandral the Dashing and Volstagg the Voluminous. He's the only one of them who isn't actually born of Asgard though.

I was thinking the Asian warrior, Hogun, was inspired by steppe warriors from central Asia more so than samurai, the comic book depictions I've seen led me to believe this. Based on what I've read about him he was never actually a human, his unnamed homeland was conquered by some dude called Mogul of the Mystic Mountain. It would be much more interesting if he were a samurai or steppe warrior from earth who became an Asgardian god in Valhalla for his prowess in battle.

He was a Marvel addition in the comics.

Because they have to be politically correct, that's why. Same reason why Heimdall is black; plus, by Ashera, do I like your picture.

***** does it ever explicitly say anywhere that the Vanir were white?

You know you're too far gone when you critic a youtube video purely made for satire

Eh, one translation of the Lokasenna calls Loki Odin's "heir", so it's a bit ambiguous.

Yeah, Thor is an adaptation from the Kirby/Lee character from comic books, not the actual myth. The comics are very loosely based on the Eddas, so much that Hogun is a character based on Charles Bronson's face.

Guess they all were on Vacation somewhere...

They were obviously doing something more important. Like making out with their respective mortal, unpowered, or otherwise unspecial love interests. Or perhaps destroying some other giant death machine.

they were obviously making their own movie!! that's why no other no other marvel characters showed up to help. LOL :P

That seems to happen in superhero movies. All these incredibly horrible things happen yet none of the other superheroes show up to help unless it's convenient to put them all together in a movie.

I believe at least part of that can be explained by the fact that according to Marvel canon, Thor, Iron Man 2 and the Incredible Hulk all happened in the same week.