Everything Wrong With Under Siege In 19 Minutes Or Less

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Under Siege is an action film with LOTS of sins. My God, the sins.
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@CinemaSins 2 года назад

Outtakes are here: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MqfcZ1yekmg.html

@Chuked 2 года назад

Steven segal is gonna be everything wrong with this movie

@loganbigmo 2 года назад

Why does he keep posting the Outtakes as separate videos?

@killaz808 2 года назад

you forgot to sin the fact Steven segal it in this. He deserves a sin all to himself for trying to get people to call him sensei. 🥷🤣

@TheEndrass 2 года назад

You missed one Sin, at 8:22 there were 2 guys at the fridge, one entered, the second disappeared for no reason.

@landpiratelyfe8001 2 года назад

@6:42 the sidearm sin is one we asked during my entire time in the Corps. The only time we were armed was in a country, and even then, it was carried unloaded.

@crypticmirror 2 года назад

That is an insane amount of garlic, but it is an insanely low amount for a ship that size. Given the crew numbers needed for those things that will be gone in three days, tops.

@sdfkjgh 2 года назад

No matter how much garlic there is, IT'S NEVER ENOUGH! You could give me a 10 gallon tub of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toum and a spoon, and it would still be not enough.

@CopShowGuy 2 года назад

Given how many garlic cloves I can go through by myself in a month, that doesn't seem like enough garlic for a boat and crew that large.

@justinturjanica1174 2 года назад

Thank god I'm not the only person bugged by that sin

@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr 2 года назад

@@jimmym3352 tf that have to do with garlic, Jim?

@SgtSupaman 2 года назад

@@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr , the statement of 'too much garlic for a Navy ship' isn't accurate because the CS guys don't know anything about the Navy, including using a modern-centric view of morals to talk about how Navy members in the past should have acted. Try to keep up.

@rob46711 2 года назад

For the record, that is a CH-46 Sea Knight and not a CH-47 Chinook. The Sea Knight was a Navy/Marine Corps helicopter while the Chinook is an Army helicopter.

@stevehodgkins8801 2 года назад

That was a Chinnok CH-47 in the quote. Not to be confused with the CH-53.

@kylej741 2 года назад

Rode in one overseas in Turkey about the time this movie came out. I just call it an egg beater.

@jamess7264 Год назад

Was going to give Cinema Sins 10 sins for misidentification of aircraft. Hats off to you sir!

@lorneostronoff25 2 года назад

Kudos where they're due - the writing at 12:24 where you exposit a bit on the situation while naming a plethora of Segal's movies is awesome

@Gizmo1992 2 года назад

I was reading comments to see if anyone else saw that, that was a creative way of saying that line I was impressed

@ravenrose5712 2 года назад

Can't believe it took me so long to figure it out.

@williambryant6175 10 месяцев назад

I laughed the entire time. Also, I apparently know the titles to waaaay more Segal films than I’ve actually watched

@carportchronicles1943 2 года назад

A Master Chief Journalist I worked for was aboard the USS Missouri during the filming of this movie, as well as Cher's Turn Back Time video. Evidently, Segal likes to carry a personal firearm, and civilians are not supposed to have weapons on board a Navy ship (for that matter only a couple specific watch members are allowed to carry weapons). According to my old Master Chief, the commanding officer granted Segal permission to carry his firearm while he was aboard because Segal did not want to turn it over and got bitchy about it. My Master Chief really developed a distaste for Segal after that.

@TJ52359 11 месяцев назад

seeing as only 5 or 6 of his movies actually got theatrical releases, and the rest were straight to DVD Bargain Binned it's fair to say the American Public developed a distaste soon after...

@AdamFoster-jc5zt 10 месяцев назад

Was it a 1911A1 variant? He seems to adhere to that group. IMO, it's not caliber, it's shot placement that stops someone. That's the one gun I wouldn't want to carry, I used to work at a pistol range. There was more failures with 1911's than any other pistol. But, that being said any handgun can fail. I had a yoke screw come out of a .22LR S&W while I was shooting it. The cylinder fell out.

@carportchronicles1943 10 месяцев назад

I want to say yes (1911) but it's been so many years ago I honestly can't remember. I wouldn't mind having a 1911 of some sort myself. It was the first firearm I officially qualified on when I was in the Navy, right as the were starting to introduce the Beretta 9mm.@@AdamFoster-jc5zt

@krsanth-4142 9 месяцев назад

Considering is was mostly filmed on board USS Alabama (BB-60), I think your source was pulling your chain

@usernamunavailiable 9 месяцев назад

...and?

@Gr_ywind 2 года назад

Should've added 200 more for that damn salute, been bugging me for almost 30 years.

@alandgomez5905 2 года назад

Is it the fingers? I think it's the fingers lol.

@kevinwebster7868 2 года назад

What’s wrong with the salute? Seen it a million times in the military. These guys weren’t honor guards.

@mroctober3657 2 года назад

And then deducted 200 for the cake scene.

@BKNewrd 2 года назад

@@kevinwebster7868 he's a gunny...

@jbruning1291 2 года назад

Yes, thank you. That salute is a mess. My Chief would have a field day if he saw someone with that.

@TearYouApart360 2 года назад

Steven Seagal's best movie. I know that's not much of a feat. Also TLJ and Gary Busey are hilarious.

@angelicone181 2 года назад

This and Hard To Kill are two of his best.

@alandgomez5905 2 года назад

Hands down! Now he's just a sad, fat man lol.

@NemesisRTCW 2 года назад

Might I add Exit Wounds as one of his best.

@CsykKrit 2 года назад

The Last Jedi was funny?

@kp4588 2 года назад

Marked For Death

@johncookie4415 2 года назад

As sinful as the movie is, I like the little detail that initially, Ryback refuses to wear his uniform to the Captain's birthday, but at the end he wears his uniform to the Captain's funeral.

@l.carlito7345 2 года назад

After a heroic fight like he had, it is logic that he put on his uniform.

@Rallarbusen 2 года назад

I've always hated the scene where they fire the big 16'' gun. Most anyone knows how to load and a fire a handgun or SMG. With some trouble, a smart man could figure out how a 5'' naval gun works. But the whole point is that no one should know the first thing about a giant-ass 16'' gun. By luck they find the veteran Gunners Mate who actually knows his way around this gun. So why does Ryback, a well trained Seal and a good cook, direct the guys in loading, aiming and firing the big-ass gun? This is just Seagal altering the script because of ME, ME, ME!!!

@joniahdemarco3371 2 года назад

Tommy Lee looks the same age in almost every movie. Damn

@alandgomez5905 2 года назад

So does Steven Seagal. Just with fake hair, no acting ability to speak of and waaaaaay heavier lol.

@randallulrich 2 года назад

"Tommy Lee looks the same age in almost every movie." Yes.....he does. 100.

@almightycinder 2 года назад

He looked 60 when he was 40, he looked 60 when he was 55, and he looks 60 at 74.

@georgemason4921 2 года назад

He is a time traveler.

@christopherfoley8322 2 года назад

@@georgemason4921 Nah, when he isnt acting, he lies in stasis until his next movie

@Durwood71 2 года назад

Supposedly Steven Seagal got his start in Hollywood when he was working security for a producer who made a bet with another producer that he could turn his zero charisma, zero talent bodyguard into a superstar. I have no idea if this story is true, but when you watch Seagal's movies, it's actually believable.

@almightycinder 2 года назад

The story goes that a producer was having contract negotiations with an actor. The actor wanted more money. The producer said anyone can be an actor, and proceeded to cast his aikido instructor to prove it.

@andrimufid2195 2 года назад

@@almightycinder right

@TheArklyte 2 года назад

Well, I only heard him in dubbed russian version and his voice actor was quite charismatic... plus majority of dialogue was basically rewritten to make it more humanlike:D

@almightycinder 2 года назад

@@TheArklyte In English, he mostly sounds like he's half-whispering everything. He generally just sounds too calm.

@meidf 2 года назад

yeah, this is correct. the producer was michael ovitz

@mikes2622 Год назад

I didn't notice until recently that Pvt Nash is one of Tommy Lee's team in the Fugitive and is also killed in US Marshals.

@RCGamex 2 года назад

I can’t believe Miles O’Brian got stuck in the past and ended up helping take over a nuclear warship.

@bobbyfeet2240 2 года назад

Bad shit keeps happening to that guy.

@brianrogers7360 2 года назад

At least it wasn't a nuclear wessel.

@intorainbowzOG 2 года назад

He crashes a plane while in this timeline because Bruce Willis was slow.

@penquin2000 Год назад

@brianrogers7360 yea but it was carrying nuclear weapons; )

@Thurston86 11 месяцев назад

This is obviously just a program running in one of Quark’s holosuites. I’m just surprised we didn’t see Bashir also taking part.

@kwame8208 2 года назад

Being a culinary specialist in the Navy, I can say that it’s pretty accurate that’s he’s worried more about his pies than his life 😂😂

@kwame8208 2 года назад

@holykuhrap there’s a pretty mixed ration of Filipinos and black ppl actually lol In supply period

@mccarthy5825 2 года назад

@@kwame8208 am irish and just want to say fair play and respect for serving and doing a job that is often forgotten but unbelievably important. And incredibly hard work. Just because not every one of the enlisted folk are front line doesn't mean not every one of them aren't heroes just the same. Wishing you and family all the best mate!

@kwame8208 2 года назад

@@mccarthy5825 I appreciate every single part of that💯 thank you so much

@mccarthy5825 2 года назад

@@kwame8208 more than welcome Christopher mate. The world would be absolutely f*cked without selfless, brave and decent folk like your good self.

@heedmywarning2792 2 года назад

More concerned about pies than pie holes, got it.

@inevahdie 2 года назад

I’m giving YOU a hundred sins for not showing the scene where Erica what’s her name jumps out of a cake!

@MaryBrownIsTheBlairWitch 2 года назад

Eleniak. She was in Baywatch.

@firesong100100 2 года назад

Yeah I had to look up the scene since he didn't show it

@davidpixton1980 Год назад

3: 3:57 56

@MrGiggles623 11 месяцев назад

That scene should’ve had a no lap dance sin. 🛎️

@tomwithey711 11 месяцев назад

@@firesong100100"had to" 😂

@keithrobicheux4749 2 года назад

If a playmate helps save a ship she is automatically an honorary sailor. It’s in the rules

@strange11220 2 года назад

Actually, the way he holds the 🗡 in that scene is actually taught in most militarys. It's actually one of the best grips for knife fighting. When you hold it with the blade up, it puts your hand & wrist in an unnatural position. So unnatural that one wrong move can rip the 🗡 out of your hand. When you hold it down it leaves your wrist and hand in a comfortable position, meaning it's extremely hard to lose it.

@fadeblac5633 2 года назад

Lesson learned.

@jacobl6714 2 года назад

great call. i always heard it was more of a defensive thing, that it was smarter to hold it that way so that anytime your enemy tried to strike you you could block with it and they'd have to basically punch a knife, whereas stabbing with the blade up- as you mentioned- leaves you more exposed. but your answer makes even more sense, thanks for clearing that up!

@anagramconfirmed1717 2 года назад

Lol you made all that up. Why would you go through life thinking that making shit up is ok or cool? Just be yourself, man.

@tseh3 2 года назад

@@anagramconfirmed1717 It's not made up. It's true.

@Folsomdsf2 2 года назад

It's called the hammer grip and is well known not to be a good idea. Even striking with it will likely cause damage to you.

@adriansrealm 2 года назад

The bridge will be staffed by the officer of the watch, who does not have to be the captain, xo, or operations officer. Actually the captain or XO will rarely be on the bridge for watch.

@ebee-uz1oz 2 года назад

you beat me to it. "third in command" doesn't mean he's ON watch.....

@jimmym3352 2 года назад

Yeah his Navy sins are so bad. He has no clue how shipboard life is. He thinks it's like Star Trek where the highest ranking officers always have to be on the bridge. The Navy is not like Star Trek.

@MDchainsaw 2 года назад

Yup. Scrolled until I found this comment so I wouldn't have to make it. Bridge watch is NUB duty for JOs

@DrJhengsman 2 года назад

@@jimmym3352 Beat me to posting someone got his ideal about ships from Star Trek

@icecold9511 2 года назад

CS would probably shit himself to learn that a lieutenant can likely be in charge for a watch. On smaller ships, an ensign can even be in charge. Probably close to being a lieutenant than an ensign though.

@TheRennDawg 2 года назад

Hey CinemaSins, I was a Boatswain's Mate in the Navy. I spent a lot of time on the bridge. The Officer of the Deck and the Conning Officer were the main officers on the Bridge. They were usually Mid and Junior level officers.

@jimmym3352 2 года назад

correct (I was a machinist mate), that sin bothered me. Even a guy in the bowels of the ship like me knows that. And I never had to do regular watch qualifications (all our watches were engineering). People think in terms of Star Trek, that's why they make that mistake. Other than General Quarters situations, it's not necessary to have high ranking officers on the bridge or other important areas.

@TheRennDawg 2 года назад

They really should have brought on someone who ser ed in the Navy to explain things.

@kennethbrown1919 2 года назад

@@TheRennDawg or someone who actually did a little bit of research and actually knows their ass from a hole in the ground. the people who did this are so clueless that i doubt they could be qualified to conduct a field day

@historyandhorseplaying7374 2 года назад

It’s so funny watching squids discuss details

@amkrause2004 9 месяцев назад

I know how you guys feel. My father was a missile launch officer and the movie wargames gets him every time.

@sithus1966 2 года назад

When this movie came out I still worked in cold storage construction. This also included installing walk-in cooler and freezer doors. So I laughed when the steel was dropped in the door to "lock" it, knowing this was totally impossible because the internal push button would open the locked hasp regardless of the steel in the locking hole.

@sylviaisgod6947 2 года назад

You just ruined every TV show that featured 2 characters (that sometimes didn't get along) getting locked into a freezer together.

@TJ52359 11 месяцев назад

not to dispute a professional.... but the Internal Push button is designed to prevent Accidental lock ins... ... some one putting a Steel, Bolt or Pad lock the the handle is an intentional act... and Every Grocery Store I've worked at the act of placing something in that slot counteracts the internal mechanism -- like trying to watch the light go out in your home fridge ... when you push the safety Button, the Rod pushes through the door activating the same lever as the handle does from the outside... but if the Pin/lock Steel is in place it prevents that

@the_once-and-future_king. 11 месяцев назад

So basically you can deliberately freeze someone to death then remove the rod or whatever and nobody would be aware of it? Good to know. Good. To. Know.

@Auditorius7 2 года назад

Didn't see this one in the number of comments that I looked through, so I thought I'd bring this one up. At 17:56: Strannix lets go of the knife, because if you are watching closely, you see that Ryback is actually putting a squeeze on the wrist of the hand holding the knife, not just trying to keep that hand at bay. There is a pressure point there. Applying the proper amount of pressure there would cause someone to open their hand reflexively (and because it bloody well hurts), thereby releasing any object they were holding. While I am a civilian, and therefore will make no claims about what sort of martial arts training SEALs receive, as I am unqualified to do so; I think one can surmise that Ryback had been trained in use of pressure points for disarming opponents in close quarters combat. All's that to say, it wasn't a "because the script said the bad guy does something stupid, causing him to lose" moment.

@abigailhowe8302 2 года назад

yes, they're sometimes called "control techniques" because they allow you to "take control" of the enemy's body in some capacity. one of the nastiest is a turnkey style break, which is particularly useful if they're grabbing you. grab their thumb and the adjacent part of their palm, from the opposite side reaching under the hand, and squeeze while rotating their hand (ie, turning their right hand counter-clockwise on the wrist, and inverting that if gripping their left hand)... Another is a wrist-strike... wrists are some of the weakest parts of the body, and trauma there can also cause the enemy to drop their weapon.

@ChristophBrinkmann 2 года назад

And the overthinkiest, most nitpickiest comment for this video reward goes toooooo

@Auditorius7 2 года назад

@@ChristophBrinkmann I think you mistook my fact-based observation for a malicious attack against CinemaSins, which clearly, it was not. The whole premise of the channel is nitpicking. Should they not be able to get as good as they give?

@mroctober3657 2 года назад

You forgot to deduct a hundred sins for the cake scene.

@lilgrasshoppah 2 года назад

Two hundred. One hundred for each. For years, I called this movie “Motor Boat”!

@mroctober3657 2 года назад

@@lilgrasshoppah I'll see your 200 and raise you 200.

@lilgrasshoppah 2 года назад

@@mroctober3657 I call. Show me what you got. ;)

@mroctober3657 2 года назад

@@lilgrasshoppah I got nothin'. You win... the secret recipe to Casey Ryback's bouillabaisse sauce.

@lilgrasshoppah 2 года назад

@@mroctober3657 pre- or post- Commander Krill’s generous addition.

@rangermarkus7841 2 года назад

“Tell me we can Destroy THEM IN THE AIRRRRR!”- Forced acting

@manpower386ify 2 года назад

I've always hated that line.

@change929 2 года назад

is acting, by definition, forced?

@somejew9163 2 года назад

Thats the only reason I remember this movie, its the best line IN THE MOVIE!

@oldenweery7510 2 года назад

*Ranger Marcus* Hey, I just figured out where the GEICO got the idea for the Gecko's "I HAVE A FLAT TYYY-EER!"

@peterbayne7227 2 года назад

Also, why can't they shoot down the missiles? They are just sub-sonic cruise missiles, and I find it hard to believe that there are no anti-air or anti-missile defenses in Hawaii (where the USA has a huge naval base at Pearl Harbour.)

@HolySoliDeoGloria 2 года назад

18:50 The un-salutiest salute in military cinematic history.

@frocat5163 2 года назад

"I'll be Ryback," may be the best bit of Steven Segal dialog that's ever been written.

@NiteOfTheWorld 2 года назад

Uh, excuse me. Tommy Lee Jones wasn't the villain in "Volcano." The LAVA was the villain.

@firesong100100 2 года назад

Hahaha

@Spiz103 2 года назад

10:28 - he turned the power off with the microwave set to a short time period. When they turned the power back on to get the lights back the timer started running.

@CharlesIndelicato 2 года назад

I was just about to make the same comment. Of course, the sin for the device beeping before the timer stopped was earned because that made TLJ look at it before it detonated.

@DkSchadow Год назад

I always admired that little detail, at least it was more realistic than other microwave bombs depicted in movies.

@curtiswhiteheadjr1322 2 года назад

You didn’t show it, but a minimum of 20 Sins should’ve been deducted when that first 16 inch shell was fired and knocked TLJ on his ass. 💯😆 Those guns are God-Level powerful and really should still be in service. 💥

@grandson_0623 2 года назад

There are a number of reasons they got rid of them.

@Riteaidbob 2 года назад

@@grandson_0623 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ is the only reason.

@robertlipsett2535 2 года назад

@@Riteaidbob that and we don't have the technology to make them anymore. the skill set and knowledge has been lost. A lot of knowledge was never written down it what just passed along during construction.

@elemantal 2 года назад

They were rendered obsolete when anti-ship missiles came into prevalence. Air power also ended the need for battleships

@historyandhorseplaying7374 2 года назад

@@elemantal Not true... we really still need battleships to easily and very cheaply pound ground targets within range of the guns, as opposed to using smart missiles that cost millions of dollars each. They were used in the 1st Gulf War to good effect. Let’s face it, we have and probably always will have air superiority so air power is not an issue.

@GhostDrummer 2 года назад

Glenn Morshower has one of the greatest acclaims to acting in law enforcement or military roles ever. The man’s a freaking legend.

@bigpod 2 года назад

he is so legendary that in transformers they just used his name for his character

@BioshadowX 2 года назад

How you know when someone has never minced garlic in their life. That is not a lot of garlic for that many people.

@jamesh9758 2 года назад

Kind of need to see the sins for Under Siege 2: Dark Territory now.

@_synix_2620 2 года назад

I like trains

@MrJeka1273 2 года назад

“A gb of ram should do the trick”

@blueberrypirate3601 2 года назад

Casey ******* Rybaaaack!

@Soullesshero 2 года назад

These 2 movies were carried by their villains. Eric Bogosian was menacing in 2.

@jermaineonealnumber7 2 года назад

@@Soullesshero Hell yeah!

@genomcyber7731 2 года назад

those "seagull" movies used as puns there at 12 minutes..,.. was hilarious xD

@cyclicspoon2588 2 года назад

Actually holding your knife in the ice-pick grip (where it is facing the opposite way to a standard hold) is superior because large slash would are harder to repair and cause much more bleeding. You are also much harder to disarm like this and it is also considerably easier to disarm your opponent.

@DreadX10 2 года назад

Yep, something like that.

@proapocalypse1448 2 года назад

Well now I know which way I'm holding my knife from now on.

@abigailhowe8302 2 года назад

close... both grip styles have pronounced benefits and risks... I always heard them called "heaven grip" and "earth grip" because of the direction of the blade in a standard posture with each hold.

@MattRawwr 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uDGHKyB3T_U.html or you can hear about it from someone who's definitely used one a few times in combat! It's both oddly calming and chilling how matter-of-factly he talks about it.

@beantown_billy2405 Год назад

Everything about knife fighting is speculative. There's no one who has lived through enough knife fights to have any real expertise.

@michaelosterhaus4309 2 года назад

3:32 - Subtract a sin for calling the helicopter a CH-47 Chinook and not a CH-46 Sea Knight. Similar looking…major size difference.

@BenVarkentine 2 года назад

My favorite trivia about Erika Elaniak is that she was the classmate Elliot kisses in E.T.

@tobiasbracknagel4998 2 года назад

And the passed out girl in the car in "The Blob".

@dragonweyr44 2 года назад

She was a sailor in Chasers

@charismatic9904 2 года назад

As someone with training I can tell you that the way he holds the knife is a great way to kill. Ask anyone in defense or with training. The way you suggest it should be held is wrong.

@a-drewg1716 2 года назад

ya holding it like that gives you a great grip on the knife and makes it extremely difficult for your opponent to grab the knife and and remove it from your hands.

@charismatic9904 2 года назад

@@a-drewg1716 plus element of surprise. Its hidden behind your wrist and forearm. U can easily Slice someones neck in 1 motion without them ever seeing it coming

@fadeblac5633 2 года назад

@@charismatic9904 , oh wow nice to know.

@madison_wisconsin4865 2 года назад

Not only did my dad work for Steven Seagal, he can be seen briefly in the movie as one of the chefs! But with that being said, these movies aren't the best😂

@skaerup 2 года назад

I watched this movie so many times as a kid! I was 9 when it came out, and it was one of the first English language movies I watched after starting to learn English in school, so I understood what they were saying for once - ah the memories 😁 don’t get me wrong, the movie is… not good! But man I watched it a LOT, and it will always have a special place in my heart! Now, sin away 😊

@FawnGesicht 2 года назад

Love the silliness of this movie. Been watching it about once a year since I was a child.

@FawnGesicht 2 года назад

Well, most S.S. movies

@HulkCrow 2 года назад

I think Glimmer Man is my favourite. Her did one with Steve Austin and I love it just because it's those two!!

@thomrobitaille3942 2 года назад

In spite of all those sins, this was still a fun movie to watch.

@walterfletcher 2 года назад

5:41 - You've been watching too much Star Trek. It's actually pretty rare for department heads to stand watch and almost unheard of for the captain or xo to do so. They work crazy long hours at times and they may assume the watch during battle or while conducting complicated evolutions like getting underway or returning to port but don't usually stand watch during normal operations.

@thebossetrino9352 2 года назад

When you want to watch a movie but don’t have rhe patience to watch it all and when you want to see a movie for free cinema sins is the go to place

@THWhite-ip3uq 2 года назад

@YTr cretor you have no rights

@StillTheVoid 2 года назад

Which is damn shame because this was a good movie.

@firesong100100 2 года назад

Yes

@davidwaring6815 2 года назад

NOTHING is wrong with this Movie thanks to the cake scene.

@heedmywarning2792 2 года назад

Cake? All I saw were two snow cones and some honey buns.

@user-uu9sj6wy9e 2 года назад

You are Correct sir

@AlexCooper-cr6pz 2 года назад

I love that part.

@SkipTerrio 2 года назад

She truly was perfection.

@jamesweekley1087 2 года назад

As a navy fire control man who operated the tomahawk weapon system I can tell you: everything in this movie was wrong. It was horrible, a complete POS

@followme8238 2 года назад

That salute in the thumbnail itself is a travesty…that pinky flip? Thats gotta be worth at least 10 sins. Ok, I get the fact that Segal never served, but damn there must have been someone on the set that could have coached him and fixed that.

@johnmarlin7269 2 года назад

Heh - this film is a regular guilty pleasure of mine. I love the spirit in which you guys handle it. Well done, and fun!

@kenthereaper587 2 года назад

I didn't like this movie, but my it was my Dad's favorite one. He was a fan of Steven Seagal, don't know why. But he died and this brings so many memories. RIP dad, I'm gonna buy this movie and watch it in your honor.

@steveomac385 2 года назад

My mom loves Van Damn and Seagal. I've come to like Van Damn, but Seagal 😬

@cal00sahatchee 2 года назад

Like the name

@alandgomez5905 2 года назад

@@steveomac385 He's got a couple worth watching. Most of them especially the newer ones are total garbage. I got a soft spot for my man Van Dam though lol. Got most of his movies and Seagal's older ones too.

@sdfkjgh 2 года назад

@@alandgomez5905: Have you seen _JCVD_ ? It's an excellent tour-de-force for him, and a meta-confessional of his entire career.

@alandgomez5905 2 года назад

@@sdfkjgh Not yet, but it's on my list of shit to watch on Prime. Shit meaning stuff lol.

@josephhautzenroeder7512 2 года назад

Having done multiple replenishments (taking on food stores) on a navy ship of a few hundred, I can confidently say that the amount of garlic is really low if that’s all they had. Nothing but slinging case after case of food from a few hundred pallets all day.

@dragonweyr44 2 года назад

The thing is that they were just sailing from Hawai'i to San Diego to be decommissioned. It isn't like they were on a 6 month deployment

@josephhautzenroeder7512 2 года назад

@@dragonweyr44 that’s still a 2-week trip, and you go through a lot of food in that time

@dragonweyr44 2 года назад

@@josephhautzenroeder7512 How much garlic would you need to feed 1921 people three meals a day for two weeks?

@josephhautzenroeder7512 2 года назад

@@dragonweyr44 are you really making this into that much of a big deal? You’re at the point of taking this way too seriously. Take a look in the mirror, breathe, and let it go.

@DreadX10 2 года назад

@@dragonweyr44 1 clove of garlic for every two persons. About ten cloves per garlic-bulb. You would need about 96 garlic-bulbs to make a dish for the entire crew. That string holds about 30 bulbs so it is not enough to make even 1 garlicky dish for the crew.

@MichaelNewmanII 2 года назад

I LOVE all the Seal puns and the rant with his movie titles, LoL 😆

@marshalmathers5669 2 года назад

3:50 +100 sins for language used in a different era? Is Jeremy going to go back and remove all the references from the old videos to when he wanted scenes to contain lapdances from the actresses now?

@tungee6770 2 года назад

Lol, no, unless you're an MP you aren't allowed to carry weapons around without good reason. It completely makes sense that no one at the party had a gun.

@bigpod 2 года назад

wasnt it for the long time that only Marines could carry weapons aboard ship and navy personel couldnt

@willh3972 2 года назад

Same thing on military bases.

@tungee6770 2 года назад

@@willh3972 Basically the same thing. A ship, for all intents and purposes, can be treated a military base for whatever dress/equipment standards are allowed. Generally, you aren't allowed to walk around with a weapon unless you are an MP, some kind of training that requires one (and even then you can't walk around the base all willy-nilly), or are about to embark on a mission.

@Jayk129 2 года назад

Someone needs to organize a 30th anniversary tribute panel for this film at SDCC or something next year. Not because it’s a great or classic movie or anything. No it’s because after the last year and a half I think we all deserve the pleasure of seeing what kind of a shitshow a panel with Steven Seagal, Gary Busey, and Tommy Lee Jones TODAY is like.

@CsykKrit 2 года назад

That would be epic. How long you figure until Jones has that disappointed stare while Gut-gal and Spacey Busey are grappling on the ground?

@rogueviking9268 2 года назад

Hell, just Busey and Jones without Seagal would be great...

@Harv72b 2 года назад

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

@Jayk129 2 года назад

@@Harv72b Thanks for this awesomely surreal reply. In one simple sentence it manages to be incredibly funny, refreshingly polite, and deeply creepy all at the same time. 👍

@blackc1479 2 года назад

Holy hell😂😂😂

@dondee5439 Год назад

At the 12:12 mark, nice job listing all those other Steven Seagal MOVIES in several long descriptive sentences.

@JimP226 2 года назад

I think the reason they were asking about 5 inch rounds is because that's the round you would use in that situation. Plus it could be fired with few people. The 16 inch turrets were manned by like 50 people.

@tarn1135 2 года назад

Battleships are powered, or were, by oil not a nuclear reactor. It carried nuclear tipped missiles but that’s about it.

@CurtisDofMontana 2 года назад

Oil which powered steam boilers. Not Nuclear powered. It frustrated me when he got that wrong multiple times.

@jimmym3352 2 года назад

Correct. Only surface ships other than aircraft carriers to be nuclear powered were 2 cruisers, and that was long ago. Calling it nuclear armed would be less ambiguous.

@tarn1135 2 года назад

@@CurtisDofMontana I mean I know, and I’m guess you do also, that he was trying to make a joke but it seems their former sins videos from 3 or 4 years ago were more accurate and funnier. Oh well

@CurtisDofMontana 2 года назад

@@jimmym3352 I believe the 2 Battle Cruisers you are thinking of are Russian? We have only used nuclear Air Craft Carriers and nuclear powered submarines.

@jimmym3352 2 года назад

@@CurtisDofMontana USS Bainbridge and Long Beach. One of my nuclear instructors actually served on the Bainbridge (I served on the Enterprise myself). And yes I was a what Navy guys call "nukes", meaning I worked in the nuke plants (NEC 3386). The cruisers are largely forgotten and overshadowed by the more capable AEGIS capable cruisers. All 3 ships mentioned did an around the world cruise back in the 60's (far before my time when I served on the Enterprise), which is how I remember them since they were associated with my ship briefly.

@SqueakingLion 2 года назад

CinemaSins left out the part when Jordan Tate dances her way out of the cake, and I for one, sir, will not stand for it! 1,000 sins to CinemaSins, and a box of tissues all around! *Ding!*

@dennykeaton9995 2 года назад

"Sins video does not contain a lapdance."

@meluk6991 2 года назад

Haha true 👍

@JadeOwl 2 года назад

That scene should've counted for a sin removal at least.

@chrisperrien7055 2 года назад

Yea, but she looked better before she got that top-heavy bo ob job.

@onur_osman 2 года назад

Gotta say, I love watching this movie. This is the ultimate guilty pleasure that I don't feel guilty about.

@Dark_Mishra 2 года назад

I recently watched a couple of Steven Seagal’s more recent movies… Both of the Under Siege movies are still two of his few best. Not nearly enough sins removed for Tommie Lee Jones.

@neilgodfrey2669 2 года назад

@4:47 Tommy lee Jones wasn’t a villain in Volcano. He was the love interest to Anne Heche, a lesbian 30 years younger than him.

@RobertMc0811 2 года назад

He provided the voice for the volcano in that movie.

@Bigd7775 2 года назад

Thank you! Glad someone else wondered why he was considered a villain in volcano cause for the life of me I can't see why he was.

@tirsden 2 года назад

The only reason that movie is even remotely watchable is because he's in it, and even that is a massive stretch... but now I'm wondering how it would have been with him being an actual villain in the plot... probably glorious.

@neilgodfrey2669 2 года назад

The villain in volcano was the volcano!

@neilgodfrey2669 2 года назад

The best part of volcano was the boy at the end pointing to everyone covered in ash and saying “look, they’re all the same colour”! Thus ending racism forever.

@panicatthegasstation 2 года назад

When Gary Busey refers to Casey as an 'extreme psychopath' and that he 'hates America', he was actually talking about Steven Seagal himself.

@rexcolt9742 2 года назад

Seagal is friends with Putin or Kim?

@ErebuBat 2 года назад

@@rexcolt9742 Putin. He has Russian federation citizenship

@isaacgleeth3609 2 года назад

@@rexcolt9742 He's also friends with Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko.

@rexcolt9742 2 года назад

@@ErebuBat 👍 Thanks

@rexcolt9742 2 года назад

@@isaacgleeth3609 *LOL* That is just so gratuitously absurd, it is hilarious.

@FIREBRAND38 2 года назад

1:38 That shaggy mop on a Naval Officer's head because Gary Busey can't be bothered.

@majinsole8554 2 года назад

I [properly] salute you for the Steven Seagal filmography puns. Absolutely brilliant. ~_~

@sethheasley9538 2 года назад

Just for the record, "Chinook" is pronounced "Shinook." This message brought to you by people who grew up in Alaska.

@matthayward7889 2 года назад

And it’s not even a ch-47 Chinook (it’s a CH-46 Sea Knight)

@medic8377 2 года назад

When referring to the Native tribe, yes. If we're referring to the aircraft, ask a crew chief. They have a different pronunciation... "Sh!thook". Lol

@sethheasley9538 2 года назад

@@medic8377 LOL that's rad.

@justinturjanica1174 2 года назад

@@sethheasley9538 onlything worse to fly in would be an osprey

@keeganshigh 2 года назад

And for that same record no one cares

@Uneedskill 2 года назад

Believe it or not that is actually a normal amount of garlic for a ship that size. When your are feeding hundreds of young sailors multiple meals a day you go through ALOT of food. Also measuring things like soup by gallon needed is also on par.

@88porpoise 2 года назад

Hundreds? I believe it was about 2,000 on the refit Iowas (it had been closer to 3,000 at the end of WWII, the difference I assume was mostly to man all the AA guns). I would also be surprised if they use actual garlic rather than powder or paste.

@e.starling141 2 года назад

Yeah this guy got a few things wrong.

@abigailhowe8302 2 года назад

HAH, working Seagall's filmography into one long run-on sentence as a joke... you clever dog, you... XD

@Robbini0 2 года назад

Considering how they've 'worked' for the government, expecting them to have 'appropriated' a chinook and stashed it away for future use, or just outright stolen one just before this isn't too impossible. As for keeping Ryback a secret there , the ship captain took him on as a cook to let him serve out his time as a personal favor I think it was mentioned. As for the seal team not knowing about the weapons systems, they either had thoughts that the systems weren't working, didn't have the authorization to use them or personnel capable of using them and it was a rush to prevent them from getting that control.

@Robbini0 2 года назад

@Peter Schmidt Been a while since I watched this, but did he mention a missing transponder ? As for the clearance, the XO telling the crew one thing and the CO another thing, and then either faking one or outright demanding they ignore it is a possibility (and someone did tell the CO of the XO's attempt, and then he made up that other tale). One thing i'm not that sure about though, is how fully-crewed the ship actually is ? They might not have had a full complement , the junior officers might not have had the courage to disobey, could've been waiting to do it officially in port etc.

@katmustang7666 2 года назад

17:44 This is wrong. Segal is a master in Aikido. Aikido focuses on self defense. This is absolutely the best way to hold a knife and the way your taught to in Aikido and many other situations, including the military.

@ZombiZohm 2 года назад

There are quite a few martial arts that favored the icepick style of holding a knife due to its effectiveness

@None-lx8kj 2 года назад

I obviously know nothing about it, but that does seem like it would expose your wrist unnecessarily - which seems like the last thing you’d want to do in a knife fight.

@FreeStyle786 2 года назад

Aikido is bs but holding a knife like Segal does is actually beneficial in ways the ‘traditional way’ isn’t.. for one it allows for a stronger grip on the knife 🔪

@Hannibal1946 2 года назад

@@None-lx8kj Slashes aren't the main concern in a knife fight. Getting stabbed is. By holding it that way you have more force to drive the knife into your opponent.

@PSamMusicMan 2 года назад

OK, I am applauding you for all of the Seagal movie title references in one sentence. Well done!

@BennyLlama39 2 года назад

Did Jeremy not mention Out For Justice, or did I just miss it?

@michaelandrews1480 2 года назад

"All these bird call-signs and no one was brave enough to use Seagall (seagull).

@MasterJawata 10 месяцев назад

Garlic can help enhance one's immune system and digestion system. When you're cramp inside a giant metal box with a bunch of dudes in the ocean, it is a very helpful food.

@uK8cvPAq 2 года назад

Back when Steven Seagal actually stood up and moved around for scenes.

@Reallyct 2 года назад

🤣

@BennyLlama39 2 года назад

You mean when his movies were at least mildly entertaining? : )

@uK8cvPAq 2 года назад

@@BennyLlama39 Yeah. These days he just stars in money laundering fronts by sitting on his ass being boring.

@oldenweery7510 2 года назад

Yeah, before he gained 80 pounds and had to start wearing knee-length overcoats all the time. I did have to disagree over the way Seagal and TLJ held their knives, though. That's the way the Japanese hold edged weapons and tools, even saws. Their techniques go back hundreds of years, so it must be efficient, donchathink?

@Illustraful 2 года назад

And back when he did his ADR, before he got lazy and had other actors do it, resulting in Seagal's characters changing voice halfway through a scene, sometimes in the middle of a sentence.

@christophermaybury4918 2 года назад

Tom Wood - Private Nash - was also on Tommy Lee Jones’ team in “The Fugitive” and it’s follow-up, “U.S. Marshalls,” where he was also shot.

@mackenziehunter4593 2 года назад

By Iron Man no less.

@christophermaybury4918 2 года назад

@@mackenziehunter4593 You’re right! I’d forgotten RDJ played the villain in “U.S. Marshalls.”

@scottstark5528 2 года назад

There are several actors and actresses in both The Fugitive and Under Siege. Admiral Bates plays the Judge in the Fugitive that sentences Kimble, the other fugitive is part of the terrosist that overtake the ship. The female naval secretary has a part in both films, the mustached officer that gets shot in the leg plays a detective. I am sure I am missing some, you could almost make a drinking game out of it. I am sure it has to do with Andrew Davis directing both films and them releasing within a short time of each other. Andrew Davis reuses character actors like crazy even Seagal's first feature film Above the Law uses the same actors playing detectives in The Fugitive.

@christophermaybury4918 2 года назад

@@scottstark5528 I did not realize they had the same director!

@WeldinMike27 2 года назад

Hopefully they didn't give him any crap about his ponytail.

@Baggytrousers27 2 года назад

Erika Eleniak is also the girl Elliot kisses in E.T when the titular character gets drunk. In retrospect that was a weird sentence.

@NotMeNaNaNa 2 года назад

Sin 9 made me think of the Hans Blix scene from Team America, lol, “or else we’ll be angry with you and we’ll write you a letter telling you how angry we are.” 🤣 That said, waiting for a CinemaSins on Team America, my all-time favorite movie.

@voidmayonnaise 2 года назад

Better keep those Starbursts away from Steven, he’ll try to eat them.

@somejew9163 2 года назад

This is my favorite comment.

@furiouskaiser9914 2 года назад

"Eh.... too late boss."

@Illustraful 2 года назад

Void, you mean he's Hard to Fill? He got Takeout for Justice, which made him Above the Slaw. These days he's Under Cheese, and sometimes he's Under Cheese in Dark Chocolatery. That's why they call him The Dinner Man. Because he's always On Deadly Ground Beef and is therefore Marked for Chef, especially as he's got a Beer Belly of the Beast with Fries Down Below. He's The Pietriot with Footlong Subs Merged. For breakfast, he uses Eggsit Spoons and likes to go Into the Sunny D. Occasionally it leaves him Half Past Fed, not least when he's Out of Peach. When that happens, he says to his personal chef "Today You Fry." If he doesn't get Black Prawn or Pistol Cream Whipped just the way he likes it, he becomes A Dangerous Flan who's Driven to Grill and Born to Raise Jell-O. He's A Food Man with a Maximum Convection Oven. When he's at the End of a Bun, he calls in a Sniper: Special Chops for a Contract to Dill.

@eclipsehorse8693 2 года назад

"Calloway- gunners MATE... we still got shells for those. " the starburst we can use to signal for help?" "no" "the 5" rounds?" "no. not those..." "oh the super heavy 16" shells that should have been offloaded in Hawaii with the tomahawks because it's major ordinance.. the shells it will take five of us to load and fire even though none of us, aside from me, are GM qualified in the least..."

@CreatiVastARTS 2 года назад

3:39 I'm giving 1000 sins for the loogie in the food. (THAT's JUST NASTY!!!) And I sin it every time I see that scene.

@cliffcorson4000 2 года назад

And 100 for the "locking" of the freezer door from outside, in spite of showing the internal crash bar (internal opening device) that was on the actual ship

@yurdp 7 месяцев назад

17:54 special forces say if any part of your body can be cut in a knife fight its along that part of your arm. That’s why.

@noname8710 2 года назад

Much as I still enjoy this movie, I also enjoyed laughing at all the points brought up as well. Here's a couple more that always annoyed me as well (For context, I was not in the military): - Ryback refers to Captain Garza by his first name when calling in to the briefing room. While it is established that Ryback and Garza have a good relationship, I would still assume that addressing a superior officer by their first name in public would not be looked upon very well? - Commander Krill claims that he did not know Ryback's background as a SEAL before the operation because he couldn't access the captain's files to get Ryback's personnel file. Given his rank, wouldn't Krill be able to request a personnel file that was missing? I always took it as Krill not thinking much of Ryback, but it still stands out for me.

@TJ52359 11 месяцев назад

I understood it that the Captain actively placed Ryback's File in his personal safe instead of the file cabinet with everyone else... Krill would have had to call the mainland and had someone read the file to him... creating a paper trail such as it was, and raising the question about why he cared about a man who at first glance is 'just a cook' but is close enough to the Captain that the assignment was a special request; as such flagging him as a danger (to justify going around the captain to read the file) would just draw more attention...

@rosgill6 2 года назад

2:10 that guy was also a Russian officer in The Hunt for Red October. Suprised Jeremy missed that.

@mroctober3657 2 года назад

Yes, wasn't he the navigator guiding them through the underground canyons Red Route 1?

@crystalward1444 2 года назад

Yup. He'd fly through the Alps in a plane with no windows.

@mroctober3657 2 года назад

Just give him a map and a stopwatch.

@MHLegacy 2 года назад

(4:43) "Gotta hand it to old Tommy Lee Jones in the '90's, man. Between this, Blown Away, Natural Born Killers, Batman Forever, and Volcano, it's clear that when he villains, he villains HARD!" Volcano? 🤔😆 I guess CinemaSins was rooting for the volcano in that movie.

@NativeSon2012 10 месяцев назад

I don't know if this movie started the tradition, but the Peleliu played Voodoo Child every time we got underway for deployment and cleared Point Loma. It's a good start to take your mind off the long, soul-sucking journey ahead of you.

@carlsiouxfalls 2 года назад

The "cutting the steel beam" joke gave me a good laugh. Thank you.

@dodgeguyz 2 года назад

That scene always bugged me. You can see how light it is when he finished cutting it!

@jeffbaer5851 2 года назад

My biggest question there is -- WHAT WAS THAT FAKE BEAM MADE OF? Papier-mache? Play-doh? There's no sparks, no sawdust that I can see... hell, even PLASTIC would be giving off a powdery dust... I MUST KNOW!!!!

@antonkovalenko364 2 года назад

That "salute" in the thumbnail got me right in the feels.

@regmanray 2 года назад

The pronouncation of forecastle as foc'sle is spot on in this movie bro, do your research

@OffensiveJestr 9 месяцев назад

You can never have enough garlic. You never know when you're going to run into a band of vampires.

@letired 2 года назад

I feel like the Miss July sin was put in here because one of the writers did a lot of research to find that information and didn't want it to go to waste.

@tskmaster3837 2 года назад

Yeah... they read the IMDB page as it's all in one single entry.

@TheAndrassa 2 года назад

Wasn’t there two sequels?

@fatmanchallenge 2 года назад

Strannix: I got tired of finding last minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other FUCKING people! Me: So you're from IT?

@kspforensic 2 года назад

That’s not a lot of garlic for my kitchen, much less a battleship.

@mrgraham5521 2 года назад

In movies, when explosive materials are put into microwaves they always explode when the microwave hits zero. How do the characters know exactly how much heat the microwaves need to emit to detonate the materials?

@RTCMAHL 2 года назад

This is one I've been looking forward to. But, still waiting for ROAD HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

@jimmym3352 2 года назад

Roadhouse in Peter Griffin voice. Sorry, always have to do that when I hear that name.

@cliffcorson4000 2 года назад

Let's not forget that a high dollar ship like the Missouri wouldn't be traveling 3000 miles all by herself

@isaacgleeth3609 2 года назад

Let's also not forget that the treaty ending World War II was signed aboard the _Missouri_ , also on which the music video for Cher's hit single "If I Could Turn Back Time" was filmed.

@nighttrain1236 2 года назад

That's a good point.

@HappyHighwayman 2 года назад

I saw this movie in the theater with my now deceased grandfather when I was 16. He LOVED IT.

@kevinsullwold2388 10 месяцев назад

The most ridiculous thing in this movie is Jordan going from scared little girl to amped up soldier in a matter of hours.

@Sillysnakesstudios 2 года назад

10:33 the microwave blows up because when Tommy's gang came into the kitchen they had to turn the power back on turning the microwave back on with a countdown.

@oldenweery7510 2 года назад

Yes, I sometimes wonder how much attention these guys pay when they watch these movies...

@RonnieBarzel 2 года назад

Wouldn’t the microwave have reset to its default “flashing 12:00” condition when it lost and then regained power?

@Sillysnakesstudios 2 года назад

@@RonnieBarzel Good point, it seems like it's a different kind of microwave though as you can see Casey wind-up the timer dial instead of pushing buttons, the movie is from 1992 also.

@RonnieBarzel 2 года назад

@@Sillysnakesstudios Very good points that I hadn't considered.

@aaronh248 2 года назад

The power was out when he put the " bomb " in the microwave. He expected the first thing they would do would be to turn the power back on when they arrived. Which activates the microwave, thus exploding the bomb. Come on CinemaSins!

@sylviaisgod6947 2 года назад

Microwave ovens don't work that way.

@karatefella 10 месяцев назад

A thousand sins to you for NOT showing the scenes where she comes out of the big cake !

@Merchant1521 10 месяцев назад

That should have been 100 sins off. I was like 12 years old when this movie came out. My dad took me to in the theaters. I was like that is the girl from Baywatch! Little did I know at the time she was an actual Playboy Bunny!

@MensaGiraffe Год назад

A Navy Seal who doesn't know how to render a proper salute.

@dukeseb 2 года назад

Totally busted a guy at the bird sea-gull pun…. And the “I’ll be ryback” one too

@patrickmoffatt4698 2 года назад

One sin for calling the helicopter a chinook, it is a Sea Knight. Ding moving on.

@josephdedrick9337 2 года назад

17:49 though true enough comments, it does help you hold onto the knife better, lets you put more power into stabs and possibly better grappling ability which is why both grips were used. Also it was used historically for armored combat(im a bit fuzzier on unarmored but likely the same).

@eclipsehorse8693 2 года назад

well he's a cook, and it helps him cut better pies :) LOL

@jedder Год назад

17:56 I think the idea is that Ryback was doing some "special-martial" pinch to hurt Strannix into letting go. I'm pretty sure there is an actual grip that can do that- but, yeah, here it just look like Ryback is gripping the sleeve to cut off blood circulation.