F-Zero GX - All Pilot Profile Movies 

If someone asked me to explain why F-zero needs a sequel 25:07

Samurai Goroh did invisible car racing before Mario even considered it.

1:29 last brain cell during exams

I fucking love how all of these characters had their own unique background, not to mention the story mode, to be fleshed out, and then there's THIS.

Shoutouts to pico for being the only one not to look silly

This is so SEGA, it hurts.

I swear outside the racing this game is... well it sure is something...

Captain Falcon didn't even attempt to Falcon Punch the train 0/10 It's great -IGN

6:13 This is why James had to die. Pigma did the Lylat System a great service.

James McCloud is so fabulous. No wonder he left Star Fox.

"F-Zero is normal"

Samurai Goroh learned two important lessons that is: 1. Don't go beyond the speed limit 2. Respect your elders.

Remember the Invisible Boatmobile from SpongeBob? Here's its current owner: 2:48 Feel old yet?

This. This is what happens when you outsource your game to SEGA.

what the fuck is even happening

If there will ever be another F-Zero games, I hope to get endings as funny and glorious as these. Don't be scared people, rejoice for the fact these hilarious videos were even made. It's all fluff to an amazing game; this added even more replayability to it and added more to the pilots. I'm still in awe that a racing game got this much side content.

I was wondering why I was getting a huge SEGA vibe, but then I remembered, lol

I was lured by the Falcon booty.

These are all worth every ounce of suffering it takes to get even one of these. So incredible.

Wow. I had absolutely no idea these existed.

I didn't know David Bowie was playable in this game.

8:35 Eggman, is that you?

6:18 How I dance at a party.

Am I the only one who likes these animations for how goofy they are?

Octoman... I... huh...

You're drunk, James. Go home and be a family man.

Gotta love that early-2000s motion capture.

Pico's was the only one that was even remotely cool. We know which character was secretly sega's favorite.

Nobody: Bowling alley screens when you get a strike: 25:07

I lost it when Dr. Stewart played.

Dr. Stewart was smoking some crazy shit, huh? Lol

I feel Sega made Captain Falcon rip his ass cause they knew they’d never have that opportunity again lmao

9:59-Why is this so relatable!?

The scariest thing about these is someone was probably hired to do them...

All of the women in this game are fucking ripped

What confuses me here, more than these scenarios, is why do most of the human and humanoid racers have the physiques of bodybuilders? They fly hover cars, so I don't really see the need for all those muscles.

F-Zero needs to come back as a somewhat open world brawler/racing game where you play as Captain Falcon capturing bounties and racing.

0:48 You're watching Disney channel

I no longer wonder why there hasn't been another F Zero game. Nintendo went through a phase and wants to forget about it.

I love how almost none of these tell you about these characters’ backgrounds or goals, you know, things that would go in a profile. Poor Blood Falcon’s clothes shrank though.

I love how a lot of characters seem bad but are actually good (like Pico)

This is all I know of F-Zero outside of Smash, and I love it.

Fzero has the goofiest bunch of characters I've ever seen

That moment you realize, apparently everything that is not a pilot is just a silvier bot.

Japan x Indy Car x The Future = OH HELL...

Where do Nintendo employees get their weed from? I need that good good in my life

I remember the only one of these I ever got to see in the actual game was Deathborn's, because that was the only machine with which I could win on whatever was the highest difficulty. And it never occurred to me until 2020 to actually look up a video of all of them. Thanks for this!

Pico for smash

how the hell did I end up here

16:28 most epic laundromat entrance in history

13:48 whoa mrs arrow is freakin thicc

Tell me your videogame was developed in Japan without telling me your videogame was developed in Japan.

Are we still not prepared to make a meme out of these?

FALCON RIP!!!!

4:30-4:32 At this moment Captain Falcon knew ....he falconed up

I can only imagine my mom walking in on me when I finally beat the game with Octoman.... whole Game Cube woulda went back to the store

I refuse to believe drugs weren't involved in all this

Now that I've seen these, I can understand why Miyamoto hates GX and wants to never make another F-zero game again.

who watched the whole video?

Now I want a Pico game.

Here is a kind reminder that Gomar and Shioh s*** on the same toilet.

6:08 why F-Zero needs a sequel

Link : I must save Hyrule from the terror of Ganon. Fox McCloud : I have to save the Lylat system from Andross Captain Falcon : I GOTTA SAVE THAT BABY, NOW!

Most players probably only got to see one of these, if any. I can't believe they put so much work in to content that is that difficult to unlock.

Me: Lying in bed trying to go to sleep. My Brain: 1:29

Nobody: Bowling Alley Screens when you get a strike: 4:51

13:04 That guy looks like a combo of Thor and Captain America wtf

This reminds me of Tekken

I repeat it again This is the pinnacle of Animation. We have reached peak performance and nobody can prove my otherwise

Wish they added more F Zero characters to smash or gave F Zero it's own fighting game. Also I shouldn't have watched this high, I wasn't ready for this lmao

This is perfect. It’s just exaggerated enough to be hilarious but not so much that it’s painful to watch. F-Zero GX is on an entirely different level of over-the-top.

Jody Summer is looking goooooood

6:08 "You're becoming more like your father"

24:50 remember that according to the lore, that girl is 14 years old.

Remind me of Dead Or Alive/ Tekken type endings.

Unlocking 1 or 2 of these videos was an odd enough experience, watching all of these back to back is like a fever dream.

18:18 Me trying to save Jody on very hard mode.

14:55 - Gomar & Shioh invented the dab

So Jack was inspired from David Bowe eh.. Gee its like they're all dancing, bodybuilding, doing the laundry, or doing a racing simulation

Pico looks badass!!!!!

all the campiness notwithstanding, i like the animation in many of these scenes (Captain Falcon's for instance). must've been one helluva mocap job they've done.

WHY DOES THIS EXIST!

23:42 lowkey have a vague memory of shooting blanks to this as a prepubescent child lmao

11:00 PM: Okay time to hit the hay 3:00 AM: 4:51

6:14 When Peppy shoots you a text saying his parents aren’t home

2:48 Who knew that Samurai Goro invented Mario Kart Wii

My attempt at witty descriptions for each pilot: Mighty Gazelle: Robots in Disguise/On My Way to Steal Yo Girl Jody Summer: 2560 Olympic Gymastics Dr. Stewart: Well, That Was.....Ahem....Enlightening.... Baba: The Truth Behind Those Instagram Photos/Who Showers in a Helmet? Samurai Goroh: Road Rage Pico: Man, I Wish His Machine Was This Cool Captain Falcon: That's Bad Parenting Octoman: I've Seen Enough Hentai to Know Where This is Going Mr. EAD: Never Saw This Episode of Teletubbies James McCloud: Digging This Song/That's Why Fox's Dad Disappeared Billy: Monkey Business Kate Alen: Is Her Racing Uniform Just a Bikini, or Does It Just Match Her Skin-Tone? Zoda: So...Eggman, Zoda, and Mr. EAD Had One Crazy Night.... Jack Levin: David Bowie!!! Bio Rex: At Least Take Her to Dinner First!! The Skull: This Song is So Cool/Spooky Scary Skeleton Antonio Guster: Confirmed Drag Queen Beastman: Batman Didn't Have Powers, Either/Assassin's Creed: Mute City Leon: Yup, That's a Furry/Sneak Peek at Sonic Riders Super Arrow: You're a Bad Lip-Syncher Mrs. Arrow: Super Arrow is a Lucky Man Gomar & Shioh: Bert & Ernie/They're Marrying Other People After the GP, Sooooooo..... Quad-Pilot Confirmed? Silver Neelsen: Street Fighter 30 Michael Chain: Don't Hurt Yourself, Vin Diesel Blood Falcon: Talk to Sora About Growing Your Clothes Back/Nice Boxers John Tanaka: Friendzoned Draq: Rage Quit/Story Mode Chapter 7 in a Nutshell Roger Buster: No Wonder Truckers Get a Bad Rep Dr. Clash: Why We Shouldn't Build Self-Aware Robots Black Shadow: Deleted Scene Outtakes from The Dark Knight Don Genie: The Godfather Part....80? Digi-Boy: What a Smug Little Shit/Also Me When I See a Traffic Stop Dai San Gen: Kung Fu Midgets Spade: What Kind of Sorcery is This?!?/Even Anime Villains Eat Rice Daigoroh: He's 10, But Has Good Taste in Women Princia Ramode: She's Sixteen, You Perv Lily Flyer: She's FOURTEEN, You Bigger Perv/Didn't We See This Short Before? PJ: Now I Know Why His Ship is Called "Groovy Taxi" QQQ: Why Does He Need Swim Trunks?/Shark Week Ain't Got Nothing on QQQ/OMG He's Adorable, I Want One!! Phoenix: Shoryuken!! Deathborn: Don't Be That Guy at the Movies.... Did I Do Okay?

Literally "Food Fight" quality animation technology~!!

They made all the girls *E X T R A T H I C C*

6:13 lets face it if you had a theme song as cool as that you'ed be dancing to

This is the absolute best, I love ALL OF THEM.

The thumbnail perfectly describes what the entire video is like.

10:18 I bet The Skull's resurrection went exactly like that.

4:55 DJ Octarios true form...

Poor James, man. He shows off some sweet, if not admittedly modest, moves for the audience, which boos him offstage just because he couldn't nail the backflip. Talk about a tough crowd!

I didn't even know these were a thing until today, and I've owned GX since it released.

Just wanting to unlock and see all of these achievements myself was one of the greatest rewards to keep playing this game.

Samurai Goroh's = Crazy Frog?

Shit, every time I see the Dr. Stewart video I lose it.

What is it with these body propotions D: