Failed Venezuela Raid Breakdown with Angry Vet 

Bay of Pigs invasion

@@JainZar1 my thoughts exactly

TheRusty Musket we’d never be told if they did 😂

Google Mail the Lusitania did have arms on board tho.

@TheRusty Musket because if they were they would have had more guns boats and a few bricks of cocaine...

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And some have broomsticks!

That blew my mind.

The cocaine they extract from the coca is sold to pharmaceutical companies for use in dental, eye, and throat surgery that it's still used for. If you want to sell it on the street, just ask the CIA how it's done.

@@blackirish781 The CIA would like to know your location

@@blackirish781 well yeah, all of those illegal drugs are still used medically. Same with meth and heroin and everything else

@@Ryan-ze9fz yeah amphetemenes are used as medication all the time. Dunno bout straight heroin though, I think other opioids are commonly used instead

I don't think full on CRYSTAL is used for medical procedures, as it is a street drug made by cooking hazardous chemicals

Well get em next time

That was an intentional fail so we could know what to expect when we reset that’s all

Only 60 guys, no equipment and daylight raid? Whew Veteran difficulty is prettt hard!

BigfootUnibrowMan there wasn’t even a checkpoint to save progress at!

It worked out well on our mult- player online Battle Royal ...🎮 What could go wrong !!!!!???.

Seeing how sideways it got, I’m willing to bet it was the cia in the first place 😂

@@jshaw1503 nah, when it comes to coups, the cia is extremely competent, especially in south america.

Jaeger Wolf I can just imagine CIA agents at their headquarters eating popcorn and laughing while watching this mission fail in real time from a UAV live feed

This was 100% a operation of the cia and those trying to try to destroy us.

Reza Killer yeah bay of pigs was siiiiick

I was looking for this comment

Its an epic line lol

That Segway to massage was epic 🤣🤣

@@licensedtoill9278 all they would've had to do was offer them a 3 day pass.

Bay of Hobos

Nah they will actually have equipment and might think to do it at night. Only to have the fishing boats collide and explode due to lag

Accurate, I know some people who play that game that take it a bit seriously

Arma players could do better ecks dee

Nah, that would involve 2 hours of bullshittery before crashing in a loaded helicopter 2 mitutes into the operation because of a "TrackIR glitch"...

Yung Domino not with no big daddy Zeus to give everyone an Arsenal and 600 planes

Walmart Bay of pigs

@@nomad2629 Absolutely. I just did my final paper on covert action using the Bay of Pigs as a "how not to do covert action" case study. Now I wish I could have used this as an example lol.

Kids: Mom can we get CIA interventions in South America? Mom: We have CIA interventions at home. CIA interventions at home:

It's also similar to the plot of season 2 Jack Ryan on Prime. Even down to going in via boat and getting caught.

@Ninety5tag sorry dude but you would've recognised the plot from the first episode anyways!

Wait wha-OH NO YOU DID NOT YOU MAD GENIUS

@@giorgoschatzinikolaou8285 knowing these guys, they’d probably get an engineer that was off sick on D day.

@@vereinfacht8967 they would probably get a person who was a child during ww2

so they could have gotten blown to bits as soon as they set one foot off the boat? LMAO

@@SgtMars Or be sawn in half by MG Fire

Yea but the Ghost recon dudes are Delta and you know, speak Spanish.

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@@JohnDoe-en4gn dude🤣🤣 so game developers did a better job.💀

Shitballs

jryde421 😂💀

I was getting ready to post the same thing then I saw your post and was like....."Good Man!"

American dad thing I see. Or are you that stupid to think they do while you sit there with a tinfoil hat..?

Charlie Rajnus buddy it’s old documented information. Get with the times. Never mind tinfoil hat from the decade you were born in you should dig yourself out of that hole you live in. Welcome to the future

Go read “the world was going our way.” Written by a Soviet defector. The whole “cocaine” thing was a Soviet propaganda ploy. Apparently it worked on some people.

Ronald 240Bravo You, too, are just some random guy on RU-vid. You have no evidence, other than some tinfoil hat claim. How do you know what they were? I’m sure you saw a plane. I may even believe that the plane was used for drug transportation. But I also believe you don’t know jack as to who owned that airplane. Or if somebody hired you to do that dive, that may have been staged. The bottom line is you’ve presented no evidence. I don’t think the plane says “CIA” on it. If it did, then it would have to be fake. Yet I’ve provided evidence from a Soviet defector - the book is called “the world was going our way- that this whole “smuggling drugs“ story was started by the KGB. In fact, if we take a look at Russian interference in our 2016 election, Russia has been doing this kind of stuff since the 1930s. If there was any truth to this, a respected news source would have produced a story. Yet nothing comes from anybody respected. Believe me, I’m guessing there’s plenty of respected newspapers who would love to trash any US government organization. The fact that they’ve not found any evidence and yet only some crazy tinfoil hat people have, indicates it’s probably baloney. Every once in a while, I come across nut cases who make these claims. Everyone from the fake moon landing crowd to the 9/11 insider job crowd to this nonsense. Nobody can ever provide me evidence. I base my information and evidence. You can actually change my mind when you produce evidence. So the ball is in your court. Otherwise, you are just like the other flakes that are out there.

Or the green beret dude

Bold of you to assume the Venezuelan can afford internet.

Make that 46 Venezuela politicians

@@bigredwolf6 took 30 minutes to process that dislike

adam sandler is okay?

bringsik100 No we need Nick cage to be the star

Be careful wat u wish 4 bc some child sonography guy in his late 70s asked for young girls and now we got cuties...

Better than most shit they make nowadays

There's a movie that might be somewhat similar. It's called Four Lions.

Which game comes before that one?

@@spencerwells1328 Ghost Recon Breakpoint

@@alexescobar817 actually brake point is the new one the one before wildlands is ghost recon future soldier but its nothing like wildlands

But even then, they Are trained special forces talking down a cartel. And i might be wrong Here but a cartel and a goverment are, from a Military perspective, two complete different fucking Things. The gov. Military is actually trained While the cartel has only the basic knowledge of COMBAT, and movement n shit, PLUS those ghosts are There on a goverment Mission and execute Plans an actual Military leader, or leader of the CIA or FBI approved and thought up, so they always had a Plan. Please correct me if i am wrong Here but wildlands seems far more possible than that venuzuelen Thing.

@@Some_Sleepy_Guy In Wildlands the Cartel effectively took over the Bolivian government with the help of Unidad. Even if the FOUR main characters were on a government operation they would not receive any backup no matter what. In Wildlands you do fight the government of Bolivia in the form of Unidad who are highly trained and well-armed so it's hard to say which one is more unlikely to actually work in a real-world situation.

God dam son, u said best

Cleaner than an average taint!

yes

Cleaner that that coup and the people running it

Yea he should be their spokesman. He deserves so many more subs

The intro should be the seal saying "So your probably wondering how i got into this situation. Yeah thats me."

Id watch it.

I’m waiting for this one to release. November 4th?

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Yeah, you didnt put enough minors, in spandex, twerking, for netflix.

Sounds like it'd make a good comedy. Why aren't we funding this?

I had been thinking that the entire video.

Writing the script for this now

This honesty sounds like an off-brand 6 underground

@@RegalChalice if you legit are you gotta email that to me man lol

He already done that. Gave it up cause of the cop gig

Narclump lol

So it's basically Ghost Recon.

HAHAHAHHA

David Richardson the big difference is that you win in ghost recon

The big difference between them though is that ghost Recon Is special forces and you are competent

"ok, so lets take over a country" "Wait where is the commander" "Why is there only 60 people?" "Where are your gear" "We're doing it anyway ok?"

Or the United States: “Let’s send a bunch of ex-Cuban malcontents and hangers-on to take out Castro and liberate Cuba, with no support whatsoever”. Yeah, great idea.

Marines could find a way somehow with only 60 dudes and missing equipment. Lol.

@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM Yeah. but marines are...ya know...marines. 60 dudes? Broom sticks? Throw some shields in boys, we are doing this the greek style!

@@ancaplanaoriginal5303 rocking up to the airport screaming "FORM PHALANX"

I think of the time a cruise ship down an engine accidentally sunk a Venezuelan warship

Jacob G lol

@@jacobg5122 Perhaps someone could contract that crew. They seem to have no issues dealing with the Venezuelan Navy.

Same

Lol. Even those idiots could take on these idiots

Pratt I’d watch it. I’m picturing more as a South Park episode though

The title should be something among the lines of "The Clown Brigade"

Dont fund venezuelan propaganda or perpetuate it.

That might have been a plan from the start.

I'm thinking a spin off from "The Interview". Has to have James Franco and Seth Rogen

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Entirely accurate lol. You cant defeat them with a spork

They had starting gear and they where trying defeat the end game boss

@farsaltygamer x to be fair this was still the tutorial campaign.

Vagabond Wastrel Tutorial Campaign is taking out a drug lord at his mansion, this is like level 3 campaign

Ah yes. I remember that.

REZNOV!!

Hahahahahahah

ALLL MUST DIE!!!!!MASON THE NUMBERSSSS

All, must die.

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Amen brother

@@AngryCops Yes. Several. That's how sentences work, Drill.

Angry, how is basement Jesus doing?

Yes sirrr

They drove a shortbus over the border.

was gonna like then i saw "bois"

@@eiou9wefhiu632 ok boomer

No Commies Allowed In My Playhouse jesus fucking christ people that say “ok boomer” are worse than boomers shut the fuck up bro quarantine got me actin out of pocket fr fr

@@alif-a3796 ok boomer

Good joke

Nice

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I'm 90% sure the US modifies it's drill sergeants vocal cords to be louder then a normal human

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DI skills man

I always wonder how do drill sergeants not get headaches and a sore throat from yelling? That’s its own special skill. Seriously..I watch these videos in awe, shit is amazing lol.

@@MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE oh they do , trust me

'Ol joey bidey or Donald duck? 😂

Yeah, but in Maduro's defence, I'm sure his pullout game is better than our guy's.

someone should do this movie before adam sandler

This comment aged like milk

I’m gonna start saying that lol

How could the green berets train Hispanic speaking Venezuelans? Obviously not enough of them understood them. FUBAR 🤣

"We're goin for it"

(1812) "I'll just stay out and have a few sips of tea." How bad can things get? Few cups later "The British are coming the British are coming!"

In 1996 I was... Kindly asked to leave a country after some serious drinking... But I never had visions of grandeur of taking over! :-)

He means people with actual guns, uniforms, training and slightly less emaciated

Painted rocks

Jokes on all of you because these were real Venezuelan military. Literally sounds exactly like their bullshit and their videos of their mil training. You know why there was even direct financing with the exact types of guys Maduro has on standby? Because it was probably a set up to try to throw media bullshit etc at the us but nobody really gives a shit anyways. They "leaked it" because they had no actual way to hide it other than try to get the public's uninformed circle jerks going. This is like trying to ram a civilian cruise ship and having your "military" boat sink. It has all of the telltale signs of Venezuelan quality and you can bet their wheelbarrows of paper monopoly money on it. The fed so far doesnt hold a candle to their printers. We simply cant compete.

Google Mail Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xDMq9qBpNZM.html Lmao.

King of the Hill Hank's father, Cotton Hill and a few of his elderly retiree war buddies attempt to launch a coup against Fidel Castro.

Was Eric Prince 🐸 of Blackwater ☻ fame not available?

Yes lol all they need is an alien from space to help. CIA say Aliens are real raid Area 51.

NaMan IGN Roger is probably the coke smuggling General.

Hahahahaha It really does

All right I'll be that guy to admit it. That's the first place I went back to immediately after seeing this. Semper Fi

I mean their military might be hilarious to watch but there's still likely to be a shitload of them, with their government supplying them and you've got 60 dudes who defected and almost no equipment. It's like showing up to fight the special kid down the street when you're on crutches.

@@nunyabusiness4904 It's like showing up to fight the special kid, but the kid is 150lbs and his special dad also shows up.

In starting to think they put that out on purpose to mislead everyone else. If everyone thinks their military are clowns they will do this type of raid...if that's the case, whoever thought of it is a genius.

@LiL Speng Remember about the retard strength.

Actual convo between me as a young pvt to a spc at the time You sure were the best militart, were kinda shit Yep How bad is everyone else? We actually have plate carriers and everyone has a gun. Fair nuff

Sounds like a normal day for the marines.

Dane William ikr. In 03 when we went into Falluja. MI told told us not to worry no body is there. There is literally a bath party resort called Dream Land right outside of the city. It’s like invading Berlin and saying don’t worry there’s no Nazis there. And to make it even better they originally sent only one company of dismounted soldiers because well no one is there. 4 months later after being shelled every night for the last two months. They got the artillery a device that can project where the shots are coming from. Of course it was the wrong kind. The kind that detects self propelled guns. But they could sleep easy at night because at least they tried. I couldn’t sleep easy because it had become easy to predict that it was going to rain fire every night.

Except the UNITED states 30% people you need 100000% of the equipment

*sad Georgian corner whaling*

Hell you could probably have pulled more off then they did.

Zach Bunch lol

@@zachbunch8701 I jack my kids up with nerf guns. I am now very qualified to take over Caracas.

I can understand going ahead with only 20% of the defectors but come on call in some more troops from somewhere else. You clearly got some connections so get some Mercs or something to help out.

Tomato Bagel in that case I am with you ! 3 kids here and allot of nerf experience !

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@Kamryn Kant that meme where it's the 3d image guy that gets a word wrong after doing what he thinks is a good move

@Kamryn Kant Something like this cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2019/07/10/050701/86012923/kr0nh62mug931.jpg

RPD Survivors Honestly I would love to see a dark comedy about the whole thing, that would be a great opportunity honestly

Hopefully one day we get the Tiger King style mockumentary. Nicolas Cage should also star in it

Sounds like 5he setup of a shitty joke

RPD Survivors AOC 2020

This line slayed me!

someone get sly on the phone i got a pitch for the expendables 5

More like McGruber 2

Sly was in the middle of painting a watercolour - too busy.

LMAO

Mac and Dennis start a coup

@John Stone Alright Mr Emperor, I took fifty of your boys and you took my shins. I guess we're even.

Can I come with y’all

Netraft _ yeah bay of the pigs

Its the first mission but your afk because you went to take a bong rip

Maynard Zervantian lololololw

Just Some Kraken With Internet Access I agree sir, nostalgia

Maynard Zervantian I love u

But after, kowalski analyses it first

@@botcheek482 Those guys needed a Kowalski to analyze their plan first.

240 people who must have had some idea of what was happening and weren't loyal enough to show up...

Nice name...

Chad Mower Well he showed them all right.... Showed him that they were right and also that you can’t fix stupid.

How do you ship coke legally ,? and this guy was in military c??? stupid gringo !!!you use the CIA and dead Americans soldiers bodies to legaly transport cocaine ...with a channel name like angry cop I really should of known Better !!!

@@reedsportlegal1504 it's a joke. It ain't that deep bruv.

@@reedsportlegal1504 bro at least learn basic grammar before going off on someone for no reason

@@reedsportlegal1504 Cartel bottom bitch over here.

@@reedsportlegal1504 ok Karen

Just pretend to be turtles guys! That'll fool them!

They’d probably look less suspicious if they dressed up in red crab suits and walked sideways.

Never thought I'd agree with a tik tok user.

@@collinmurphy107 omg I'm laugh burping this is hilarious.

So. Dude was told he'd have 300 and walked off with 60 dudes? The training was not a formal school, detailed, or even fed? Yeah, this sounds like it's going to be a wild success. Especially given the time frame.

Yeah, that would have funded the rest of the operation.

Great idea. Problem is he knows way too much (as he demonstrated, lol). Now if that bounty was 10 mil, dead or alive, then yes they missed a golden opportunity

The E6 and the politician could have taken the stupid sketchy general, hand him over to Uncle Sam, then split the 10 millions and sail off to sunset.

RoC 77 "overlapping fields of rowing"

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Hahahahahahahahaha!

And you just know there was one guy with an ACOG on his broom handle. There's always one 🙄

i know i saw that was super cringe

2011 Pakistan: Navy Tweets: Hey Bin Laden we going to send in a super stealth helicopter team with Navy SEALs into Pakistan to kill you. What you going to do, when we come for you? Pakistan Tweets: Hold up, WHAT!!!

That was Obama's idea

@@noodles5438 off topic but this guy twitter.com/ReallyVirtual/status/64780730286358528 almost foiled the entire operation unknowingly

@@3User That is rare

They didn't have paper to put the plan on! LOL!

@@luciusvorenus9445 Right? A piece of paper literally goes for 5 million Venezuelan bolivars (their currency) at this point.

Maybe if like, HALF the Venezuelan military defected

Should have just been left as a shower thought

@Chad Mower that's nasty fam😂

I thought it was an Onion article for a second when I first saw it.

Samuel Sedita lmao the onion is the best

It literally sounds like Bay of Pigs 2.0

They're all airsoft guns & airsoft equipment. Check out this Twitter thread: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1258118126350172160.html The guy who made this is ex-military and has a really sharp eye for fuckery. He broke down this "coup attempt" beautifully. Venezuela's just trying to deflect from their own problem, mainly their 10,000,000% inflation rate.

'Valentine vine' is one of the best euphanisms I've heard in a while too!

I feel like I just watched a 13 minute, 58 second ad. You know what? I ain't even mad.

Lol I can imagine every time he gets in trouble with his wife he uploads a rant video instead of standing in the corner like she told him too!

Surprisingly no sweating today

@Corazon Sierra LMAO that's by far one of the funniest things I've heard yet!

Trayson Martin There like the reverse A-team.lol

100k for 10 mil for a general is a good deal.

Imagine doing less damage to venezuala than an unarmed cruise ship with one engine down

It's like when America tried to fuck up Cuba but everyone involved is an old saggy failure. We're basically just doomed to repeat history in a lamer and lamer way forever

Lmfao🤣

@@kvltrites4534 I mean this was a 3rd party proxy operation. Not a direct military op. If we had used a legit team of generals and colonels and not an e6 the operation would have likely worked a lot better.

The whole thing is a comical version of Bay of pigs.

I was just listening to his smooth, silky croon when all of a sudden I was hearing the Manscaped stuff and had to rewind and watch to see how it happened - smooth A.F. A-plus, ten-out-of-ten.

Smooth as butter