Full Auto Nonsense w/ Operator Sam 

"Why Marines don't need automatic weapons" "If those kids could read, they'd be very upset."

5 star general Douglas MacArthur: “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”

Next up: the navy doesn’t need boats, they should swim everywhere.

“Why planes don’t need wings”

"Why Marines don't need fully automatic weapons!" Marines: *Damn I wish I could read*

This article in 500 AD: 4 Reasons Why Legionaries Don't Need Shields.

“We gave you Osama Bin Ladin because we felt bad for you” I CHOKED ON MY WATER 😆

Weapon superiority is when you're playing fallout and you find the same weapon you've already modded, but with a better legendary effect.

“We don’t need fully automatic weapons” *Sad minigun noises*

Tim: "Full auto weapons shoot too many bullets." Oh yeah, this is big brain time.

"We need weapons superiority, bring the rain" Is he proposing that infantrymen akimbo-wields M4?

"Full auto weapons fire way too many rounds" Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor.

We are the Mighty: "We don't need full auto weapons" Ma Deuce, defending freedom since 1918: "Am I a joke to you?"

But remember : “NO FULL AUTO IN BUILDING!”

I wonder if the German engineers who designed the MG42 had this same philosophy. Somehow it really feels like they figured "Haha, maschinengewehr go bzzzzzt".

"A bolt action automatic" can you imagine being the lefty shooter that catches the bolt in the face? 😂

_“We don’t need fully automatic weapons”_ *Sad BRRRT Noises*

I’m in the Army, and I have 4 good reasons why the Navy doesn’t need boats.

They've gone so far as to want to ban "assault weapons" from the military 🤣

When I - a died in the wool civie who's never even come close to serving in any capacity - apparently understands this situation more then a *vet*, there's a problem with the world.

“Nobody but military needs those weapons” “Actually sike the military doesn’t need em anymore”

"We don't need automatic weapons!" *Germans with an MG42* Well, YOU don't.

“Keep your booger hook off the bang switch” I’m gonna use that when I teach my kids gun safety. That is awesome

They clearly never shot a MK19 because no one could shoot one and say “this shouldn’t be a thing”

Are we all ignoring the fact that he pulled off an almost perfect “chocolate rain”??

At least they don't call it "Fully Semi-Automatic"

"Keep your booger hook off the bang switch!" Firearm safety made easy...and some people still don't get it.

As a Navy Corpsman who was attached to Marine Corps weapons platoon, this guy makes us look like a massive turd

A-10 pilot: fires 6 rounds Also A-10 pilot: welp I guess I have to go back to the airbase now

"Bring the rain!" was a line that the military characters used in the first Transformers movie to call in an air attack on the robot scorpion. I'd be willing to bet dollars-to-pesos that the writer of that article got "bring the rain" from that movie.

"Go hop in your blue Digi Camies and fall overboard so we cant find you" - Im DED

Lt. Gen Mark Hertling (Retired): If we could fire these weapons on full semiautomatic....

"marines don't need full auto weapons" A10 warthog would like to know your location

We need support down here. Helo: you need 5 more kills to unlock me.

This article sounds like one of those papers you did in middle school where the teacher gave you a topic and told you to persuade someone to a view point, while you don’t even agree with that view point and there is no evidence of this view point so you just grasp at straws the whole time

He's the ultimate Blue Falcon.

"Why the air force doesnt nee aircraft" will definitely be their next article. Yep..

If this article was written in WW2 Germany: 4 reasons why Jews shouldn't resist.

My uncle who is a seal once told me that a belt fed weapon can be accurate. If you only need a few rounds it's fairly accurate. But when shit hits the fan it's what you use to ensure you don't get shot while you set up the accurate shot.

"Infantrymen get too triggerhappy" Okay, enlist and show them how its done then.

He’s sweatin harder than a trainee with an unsecure wall locker

"Full auto lowers accuracy" *Laughs in MG34 and 42*

Can’t wait to show this to my grandpa. Proud Navy vet. He’s been watching the insanity going on in the military and he & his buddies at the VFW & Eagles Club are not pleased. They are going to love this channel!

“Why the navy dont need ships”

"Fires too many bullets" Me: THERES NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY BULLETS!!

“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obliviously never encountered automatic weapons.” - Douglas MacArthur

I feel like most these articles are written by a navy personnel who never got off the boat and who’s 4 year daily routine was processing papers.

The saw gunner bit had me rolling man 😂 this is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels.

“We don’t need fully automatic weapons “ Every ww2 German with a MG42 “ laughter”

I'm so early the US military still had weapon superiority.

hey man this is really entertaining stuff I think you should do this more often or make this the main content that you post because this is really funny

“War is hell. But even more so, if you don’t have the right tools for the job” Couldn’t have said it better myself

"We don't need fully automatic weapons" Army: laughs in 3000 RPM

"BRING THE RAIN!" *guy on the other end gives the native American rain dancer a thumbs up*

This has quickly become my favorite channel on youtube.

i'm convinced the guy that wrote this article would be happy if the service weapon for the entire military was a flintlock or a musket...

Look out for future articles such as: “why the Navy doesn’t need boats,” “why police don’t need handcuffs,” and my favorite “why the air force doesn’t need anything that flies”

Article: "Full-auto lowers accuracy" Ultimax 100 and LAMG: "Are we a joke to you?"

Love your program . I somehow I can relate . Thank you . You made my day .

"Boltaction automatic" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead.

I legitimately thought that the article was satire

Sent this to my ex-army friend, his response to the article was; "I just skimmed it and got cancer"

This guy is amazing!!! Best channel I've found in a long time !!!! Keep it up Sargent 👊

Hey I found a way too put a suppresser on a bazooka! "If you say I don't care for this then you are a real army man."

The article's author may as well been: Beta O'Rourke.

Sign: Marines don’t need automatic weapons Marines: This sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read

I literally watch your videos.numerous times, your facial expressions, and you flailing your hands just makes my day 🤣

I was a “bean counter” and I say send it. Haha we’ll deal with the paperwork later. Haha

“We don’t need fully automatic weapon systems” Germans with the mg42: Bin ich ein Witz für dich?

Someone: *Posts stupid article about military* Operator Sam: Im about to end this mans whole career

2:06 I’ve only ever heard “bring the rain” in reference to drone/air support

One of my favorite calls when I was in charge of a fire support team was "target 3 salvos fire for effect"

Germans: no shotgun plz America: sorry can’t hear you I’m using my low range spread gun never would i use a shotgun

“The military doesn’t need automatic weapons” * laughs in Taliban*

His intimidation voice at the start of the video was the coolest voice I've heard in a while

Thank you angry cop! I needed this video to help make my day. Carry on Sir!

Whoever wrote this article probably got his gf stolen by an infantryman

“Bring the rain” -Transformer series.

I loved lighting up the C9 and the C6

its 2022 in 5 days and you still haven't stroked out! You're the shit AC!

A round fired towards bad guys is never wasted.

"Keeping your booger hook off the bang switch" I really wish this was the wording used in firearm saftey 🤣

" Bring the rain!" Is a quote from the troops in the start of terminator 1 when the gunship shoots the robot in the village

the bolt action automatic line gave me an idea for a gas system that you could add to a bolt action rifle to make it semi-auto

“Bring the rain?”. 😂 someone’s military knowledge is limited to Michael Bay’s transformers

"The Marines dont need fully automatic weapons" Its not a fully automatic weapon it is a *complex system designed to shoot encased bullets in rapid succession without releasing the trigger*

Okay, AC, coming from a Navy Gunner's Mate (Vet) you got me with the "bolt action automatic". But you can only have it if it is"fully semi automatic".

My name is Tim. I haven't been raked over the coals like that since I was in basic training. Wow, 25 years ago.

ANGRY COPS: bolt action automatic. ME: remembers the paterson device

I have the feeling this article was written by that general who tried firing an AR15 on ‘full semiautomatic’

Bring the rain: Call the weatherman and check the forecast to see if you're getting any rain during week

So glad you brought up Dakota. My instant thought.

You can see he gets genuinely pissed whenever he lifts up his arms

Next article: Why Marines Shouldn't Have Weapons. Answer: Reloading takes too much time in combat.

"Bring the Rain" is what the actor Tyrese Gibson says in Transformers I in regards to an airstrike...on a robot...

There is an old military article, that I can't find for the life of me, about troops who overran an enemy position and picked up the enemies full auto weapons. The interesting thing was that both sides had same weapon, I believe the FMAS, but one was burst and the other full auto. So the side that over ran the position due to superior numbers started using the full auto version of the weapon that they considered to be better. However, once they started using it they began to lose the fight. It had nothing to do with the weapon itself, they weren't trained on how a full auto weapon handles and there for were not effective with it.

This article in the American Civil War: 4 Reasons why infantrymen don't need Bayonets

It’s like people think we should lose wars now.

“Bolt action automatic” loved it. 😆😆😆 And you hit a “booger hook off the bang switch” 😂🤣😂

I don't work out anymore. I burn more calories watching your videos than going on a 10 mile run. Keep up the good work!