Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odd That I Survived 

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It will always be absolutely _hilarious_ to me that Sparky was so hated they literally just _pretended he never existed._ He just _vanished_ and _no one_ ever brings it up. It's absolutely _hysterical._

One simple change that would fix Vicky is that she doesn’t love Crocker but rather idolizes him because of how infamous of a teacher he was for causing misery to his students.

I will never forget the most tragically hilarious thing about Sparky: His backstory being that he was constantly being dumped back into the pet store by hundreds of owners, and almost went back at the end of the episode, like it was some big deal. Then, at some point, Nick just shipped him back themselves.

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide did a better job of portraying Cosmo and Wanda in live-action with animation than the live-action movies and fairly odder ever have done.

This reboot show makes the live-action movie trilogy look like the Godfather trilogy

Crocker ending up in a ward due to the fairy stuff presumably is the most accurate part of the show

The more you describe Vivian Turner, the more it sounds like she was basically a calmer Chloe. And we all LOOOOOVED Chloe, right?

“I’m just too nice” and “people like me too much” aren’t character flaws, they’re wish fulfillment. Ironically that’s exactly the opposite of what a show about wish fulfillment needed.

They could've done a prequel series about Crocker as a child. They could do an adult version like iCarly. They could do one about Trixie having fairies. There's actually a lot of ways you can expand on the original series.

The "Passing of the torch" was SUCH a missed opportunity. Imagine what an insult it would have been if at the end of Toy Story 3 Andy takes his box of toys, sees some random kid on the street, dumps them at his feet and says, "Eh, there yours now bucko! See ya!" end of film.

The fact "boo you guys, I'm going home" is in the final script, especially delivered that way, really shows there was no attempt at quality control as this went on.

Imagine if the series was about Vivian being a normal girl seeing all the crazy shit in Dimsdale, and suddenly freaking out. Hard freaking out, refusing to leave her room because one of her teachers is obsessed with faries, another seems to constantly be in a state of mildly orgasmic sadistic glee, and there's *some weird-ass texan with a giant hat* running around. She basically quickly spirals down into a pit of homesickness and despair, knowing that she's trapped in this asylum of a town with nobody to reach out to. Her parents are loving it, and her brother is wrapped up in his own antics so that he doesn't think "it's *THAT* weird, right?". She's completely isolated. Then she gets Cosmo and Wanda somehow and over the course of the series she starts to acclimate, becoming as zanny as everyone else. First it's through backfiring wishes to try and make everyone else more "normal" that result in her needing to bend her own rigid worldview to the flow around her Later on it becomes more about trying to change herself in ways she thinks will help, only to realize that it's important to stay true to herself in some regard. Basically it's a story of a somewhat prudish girl learning to come out of her shell, but with magic. Or something. I'm not a writer, I'm just some guy on the internet.

I think the issue is they couldn't show the new kids being too miserable. You can show babysitters chase kids with chainsaws in a cartoon but in live-action that would be scary.

So, basically Vivian is just a less obnoxious, more bland, live-action Chloe (a "Chlone", if you will), and Roy's just a clone of every bratty, mischievous protagonist ever in these kidcoms with little to nothing redeeming about them, aka terrible. All on a budgetless, pop culture-laden non-show made to maybe entertain the few tweens that might watch it and no one else. Got it. Reviews like this certainly sate my curiosity so I don't have to waste time on Paramount Plus.

Fun fact! Actually, the opposite of fun. More like a sad fact! I got so annoyed by the amount of laugh tracks when watching ep1 of Fairly Odder, that I went back and tallied up just how many laugh tracks I heard. In the approx *24 min 10 second* runtime... I counted at least *220* instances of laugh tracks! That's around at least 30% of the episode! Jesus!

Bro, the Pixies were the ultimate lawful evil characters. I wish we got to see more of them in the original few seasons.

Whenever a great cartoon ends too early, Like Invader Zim or Chowder did, I always remember that it's better for shows like that to end young and on a high note instead of being milked to death like this series was. This whole franchise has become a physical manifestation of "How do you do fellow kids?"

So, theres rumors going around all the animation was done by ONE person on a time crunch, and if that is the case? Honestly im impressed they did a pretty good job all things considered lmao

You forgot one thing. Tootie wasn't the only person Timmy lent his fairies to. In the Jimmy Neutron crossover, he willingly gave them to Libby, Carl, and Sheen.

The most unbelievable part of this is that Timmy went to Princeton.

A more interesting premise for this show would have been if it followed Timmy's kids who were seen at the end of Channel Chasers. I mean, think about it: Timmy became a loving but somewhat oblivious parent. He knows something is off about the Vicky Robot but can't put his finger on it because he had much of his memory wiped after losing his God Parents. As a result, he unintentionally puts his children in danger and causes them misery. Soooo, Cosmo and Wanda get assigned to be the God Parents of Timmy's kids (Which was CLEARLY the case given the ending of the movie) and they can help him raise his children while also coaching him to be a better parent than his parents ever were from the sidelines. We'd get to have Timmy in the show and expand on his character in adulthood, we'd get to know some newer characters who were already introduced to us and are at least somewhat miserable, and overall the whole show would make more sense.

I feel like it would of been so so so easy to make Vivian miserable but in different ways than Timmy, ways that might be unique to her experiences as a teenage girl -Make her step brother just a normal kid who doesn’t have the fairy god parents but he’s still perfect and a local town legend which makes Vivian feel inferior all the time, especially if he’s still a jerk to her all the time. -Her dad cares a lot more about her new step mother and step brother than her, he doesn’t care about her interests and always wanted a son. -Make her at least a little unattractive and make her very insecure about it, even if it’s the bare minimum of giving her glasses and a pony tail it would still work better. -She’s picked on by almost everybody including that mean girl popular bully, the main reason everyone hates her is because she’s so serious and isn’t in tune with all the other Dimmsdale weirdness, they make fun of her for just not understanding how things work because she’s not from around here. -Instead of having bad grades she could want to be an actor so she joins drama club, but her teacher just hates her so she never gives her any good parts, she’s often just a tree. (Bonus point if her mean popular bully is the teachers favorite, you could even still use Vicky if you want.) Maybe you could even include more FOP characters as adults to really flesh out the town more (some of them could even have kids of their own to be vivian’s class mates! Maybe Trixie tang had a son that she has a crush on!), I’m not sure how her connection to Timmy could be improved, maybe she’s still his cousin but instead of giving Wanda and Cosmo away to her, Wanda and cosmo miss Timmy so much that they chose to help Vivian because she reminds them of him. You could even have Timmy come and visit from time to time for extra drama. when weird stuff happens he can mumble about how it all seems oddly familiar but he just can’t put his finger on it cause his memory is wiped, maybe Vivian and Timmy don’t have a very good relationship but Wanda and cosmo fix it by telling her stories about when he was a kid (insert episode references here). I feel like this premise was kinda wasted an could of been massively improved on :(.

I found it hilarious Vicky was obsessed with fairy god parents, yet at the end of every into, she says “Yeah right”! Implying she doesn’t even believe everything

I hate when people argue "it wasn't made for you" when they drop references and characters new fans wouldn't know and try to explain how they got from then to now, as if they know older fans are there. Besides, the point of a reboot is to reunite old fanbases and, if they claim they want a new one, they wouldn't have made a reboot if it's not for them. Then, even as it's own show, it usually sucks. Case and point...

"Oh no, the horrors of being an upper middle class, good-looking slightly unpopular white girl!" This is literally tall girl but worse bc Vivian doesn't even get target bullied-

Roy's character would've worked if he used his energetic and always happy nature as a facade to cover up how miserable he was, and being self centered would be his way of self reassurance, this could've been interesting to explore, especially given he's a kid and for a kid. But given this show they wouldn't explore that. They could even go with the popularity thing being all a lie and everyone pretends to like him for whatever reason. Also a Fish out of Water story (while very typical) could've worked in this type of show if Vivian was actually miserable too. What worked about Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy in Seasons 1-5 was the family dynamic. They were suppose to be the family he desired to help make his life better and the wishes just came with it. Plus whenever Timmy made a wish Wanda would read out the rules to make sure that Timmy knew the rules of the wishes he made, some were debatable. But his implusive and selfish nature naturally had him live out the consequences of said rules until he decided how important the rules were.

You’re idea about having the godparents be for Timmy’s child could be so good if done correctly. They could’ve still had Timmy’s memory wiped, but have the first episode be about him discovering his kids have fairies, and specifically cosmo and Wanda. Seeing them again after sharing so many good memories could reawaken his memories about them. Jorgan, sharing a special fondness for Timmy based on his past experiences, would simply look the other way, but give Timmy the condition that he’s not allowed to let his kids find out that he knows, and he’s not allowed to have his wishes granted. Timmy could grapple with the fact that he knows he’s doing what his parents did with Vicky and causing his own children misery, but changing things would cause cosmo and Wanda to disappear. You could have whole episodes dedicated to timmy, and other episodes dedicated to his kids, meaning old fans looking for more mature themes could only watch the timmy episodes, and the kids could watch the other kids.

Isn’t the fact that Tootie doesn’t have Fairy Godparents a plot hole in the original show? I remember they even gave Poof to Miss Crocker like Tootie didn’t exist

What I’ve always hated was how after season 5, pretty much every side character was banished to the shadow realm, never to be seen again. Where are Chester and AJ, his best friends? Where are Tootie and Trixie Tang, the love interests (and Veronica to some extent). Hell, where are the bullies Francis, Chad, Tad and his other friends Elmer and Sanjay? Or Remy Buxaplenty, who was his polar opposite and his fairy, Juandissimo?! The world became so boring once I noticed the sudden lack of unique, diverse recurring characters. Arguably the best episodes were the ones that showed how selfless Timmy was for his friends! But nope. Let’s replace them with bland, gimmicky characters who had zero relatability or charm. Edit: I wrote this before watching the video. Glad I’m not the only one who noticed.

24:40 "it wasn't made by a professional artist all all" said as Butch's name is on the screen. Perfect.

Fun fact Chloe was actually added on purpose to tank the ratings of the show. The creator didn’t wanna keep doing the show so he made it bad in purpose so the network could cancel it

Absolutely hilarious that not only did this not get a 2nd season, but Paramount literally REMOVED IT from Paramount+ around the time the actually decent looking animated reboot was leaked. Fairly Odder legitimately has a chance at becoming lost media(if no DVDs are made, which I don’t there will be) and that is just fucking comedy gold.

Okay, so you know how Cosmo and Wanda used to pop up as objects to keep an eye on Timmy throughout the days, where they weren't "supposed to" be seen? They arguably could've done that. It would've been horrible, considering everything, but it would've been an attempt to keep Cosmo and Wanda there in the show and be guides for the kids.

I once thought of a sequel series to FOP that'd be like Daria where we found out Trixie has fairies. She could have a pretty bad home life justifying her fairies. It'd be a much more dramatic, teen-oriented series. It was at least a creative idea.

Glad the people behind Fairly Odder is singlehandedly keeping Party City in business

The animation really moves like an animatronic that hasn't received professional maintenance in a decade 💀

The whole "Timmy Turner's Life being a constant state of torture-Thing" was the whole point of the show and what made it so great and provided a believable (world building) explanation for why he had fairy godparents.

My head cannon for poof not being in the show is that he probably has his own Godchild now but what doesn’t make any sense is why Cosmo and Wanda don’t bring him up once

We are truly past the era of sound stage sitcoms. The difference in artistic integrity between those first 5 seasons and this sitcom is giving me whiplash.

9:21- I'm sorry, hold up... Vicky is A TEACHER? Someone actually employed her as an EDUCATOR? OF CHILDREN?!

19:56 just wanted to add to your point that Vicky would never believe in the fairies, in the theme song for the og show at the end Vicky literally says "yeah right" as to show that she doesn't believe in that sort of thing.

The dumb part is Timmy didn't even need to give Cosmo and Wanda away, Jorgan could have taken them and send them to Timmy cousin or preferably adifferent set of kids in the town. It wasn't like Timmy is in the show for that long anyway. And the growing to old for his fairies is the perfect setup for the the fairies go meet the new cast. If they wanted to use Timmy in the future, they could say Jorgan let him keep his memories as a nice final give.

Personally, instead of the whole scene with Cosmo’s ex we’ve never seen or heard of before, they couldve given Poof a cameo instead - to explain his disappearance. Have it so that he’s off to school or being taken care of by Mama Casma or smthng. Also, with the entire reboot being known for budget cuts at this point, why did they even bother animating the flapping action of the fairies’ wings? They didnt used to flap their wings in the original series. The fairies just sorta, floated there.

25:50 I already knew this channel was a keeper. But when he referenced Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart, I cheered so hard

Modern Simpsons, Family Guy, and SpongeBob combined could not even come close to the level of stagnation the Fairly Oddparents have now.

I’m kind of annoyed on how the show decided to completely ignore poof, Sparky and Chloe‘s existence’s. Don’t get me wrong I hate them as much as the next guy but even so it would’ve been kind of cool to see what happened to them. Also I think Timmy shouldn’t have been in the show at all. It would’ve been cooler if we just saw Cosmo and Wanda taking care of another godchild that had nothing to do with Timmy

Man I hate when my childhood shows are being ruined. Great video and review

While I understand Timmy was a swell generous kid....WHY as a 18 year old teenager, with bills, adult issues, and ment issue he'd have to deal with, WOULD HE EVER give his fairies away They should of had it to where he knew another kid like him was struggling and miserable, but Timmy was being selfish and the whole film is of him letting go and helping someone else

This series really begs the question: if they didn't have the money (or didn't want to invest the money) to make a good final product, why make it in the first place?

I see front-facing Crocker, I click.

I feel like they could have tried to hone in on the fact that she was the straight man, living in a town where everyone's "crazy", feeling outcasted, isolated, and like she's slowly losing her mind, with the fairies the only people she feels she can actually talk to, or who can understand her.

The real question we need to ask is how did Timmy Turner get into Princeston!?

Fairly Odd Parents has sworn its place right next to The Simpsons as a zombie franchise.

24:54 fun fact, the Godzilla costume worn on the show, was an actual cheap costume you can buy at Party City for maybe $50. I wish I was joking.

You know, Invader Zim is my favorite Nicktoon and my all over favorite cartoon, and I'm constantly sad it got cancelled so early- halfway through an unfinished second season. Still, when I watch videos like these and think about how FOP and IZ aired their first episodes on the same night, I'm almost happy Invader Zim got canned early as opposed to turning into a vapid, shambling zombie of a cashcow like FOP. It's honestly sad to see.

23:51 and even then we still see shadows odd couldn't even bother with that!

I genuinely feel bad for every actor in this, even the ones that aren't that good. They all look like they're giving it their all, so even the bad performances at least have a lot of energy and effort put into them. It's just sad all that energy is wasted on this.

Just when you think Nickoloden and Butch Hartman couldn't bring this series down any lower, they managed to surprise us with this live-action show.

roy sounds like a joke character people make to parody the "radical" kid with the catchphrase

The only thing that (MAYBE) could've saved this show if Doug dimadome was in it and he was played by Sam Elliot.

I grew up with the Fairy Odd Parents, as in I'm almost 30, I remember when it first aired and I remember my entire class falling in love with the series. And honestly, I think in retrospect, we all had this unspoken agreement the series ended with the Channel Chasers. That is how the series ended, and we all moved to our teenage years and forgot about it. Then my little brother started watching Nickalodian, and me and my sister both were amazed Fairy Odd Parents was still going.... for some reason. And it wasn't till like last year I learned the series had finally ended after getting silently canceled cause God forbid a series not be forced to be an endlessly exploitable show like Sponge Bob, and by hook or crook they'll force it along till the series dies. So kinda like EA honestly.

I honestly didn't mind poof tbh, it allowed for a lot more stories to exist and added a sense of passing time to the show. it also allowed for more magical mishaps to happen other than the two fairly generic and overused (by that point at least) ideas of cosmo being stupid/Timmy making poorly thought out wish. beyond poof, I don't really see why they added more characters instead of slightly expanding on the pre-existing ones, as quite a few of them could have been fleshed out a lot more in terms of personality and hobbies.

My friends. What we have here is a case of 'Mary Sue Main Character' Aka: The main character of the show is not allowed to have any problems at all and the only people to dislike then are the bad guys. So they get no trouble at all and get all the amazing stuff despite it. The difference between this and a normal Mary Sue is that Mary Sue's are usually added later and outshine the main character. Long story short: This show was just someone's fanfiction

16:36 ok THIS is some mighty good delivery and editing, my guy. Props.

I actually liked the show until season 10. Poof was a decent addition that was cute (Quickside tangent but what the fuck did they do to poofs voice in season 10? Like would it have been been so hard to get Tara strong voice him again). I actually didn’t mind sparky (and then the writers just got rid of him the very next season without any in universe explanation despite how easy it would’ve been to make an excuse for his absence). Season 10 though…… that is when the show became truly awful in my opinion. I just like everyone else hate Chloe. And because they completely wrote out Sparky from the show and poof only appears in one episode of the season Chloe gets almost all the attention. By season 10 there’s not even any continuity anymore and all of the characters are just shells of their former selves. And after 10 seasons the show doesn’t even get A proper series finale! Are you kidding me! No instead we get a horrible sequel series…. Thanks Nick….

SpongeBob and fairly oddparents are what happen when a good thing gets milked to oblivion by greedy exects. Clearly there is no passion unless passion for money counts… which it does not.

I like to Assume Poof became good enough with his wand and grew up enough to get his own Godkids... I hope and pray this is true and that Poof never had to suffer existing in this... I don't even want to call it a show... This Thing.

That’s really funny that Crocker is the best part of both of these live action spin offs 🤣

To take the cat out of the bag, this show was made to be so cheap, that there are some problems which I can list down here: Plotholes throughout. In fact, Vivian and as I like to call him the "Let's go!" kid don't have miserable lives like Timmy. They have saccharine-ass lives without any abusive parents. The monster costume during a film set was a Godzilla inflatable suit the creators bought from a nearby Party City. On the subject of the animated segments(and to a lesser extent, Cosmo and Wanda), they look worse than the flash animation used for the final 13 episodes of Fairly Oddparents. It looks like an NFT cartoon, and feels more stilted than the last! Little to no mention of Poof, Foop, Sparky, Chloe, Trixie, Tootie, Chester, AJ, Sanjay, Elmer, Frankie, Crimson Chin, Catman, Negachin, Juandissimo, Tooth Fairy, April Fool, Cupid, Dr. Rip Studwell, Principal Waxoplax, Binky, Mama Cosma, etc; nor Timmy's kids Tammy and Tommy. The humor: bland, unfunny, stale as dried toothpaste, and jokes that pander toward kids of the modern generation. Mentions of theater musicals(as a theater fanatic myself, I find them to come out of nowhere, and didn't laugh once), Tiktok, yelling YOLO and flossing, pop culture references, Absolutely disgusting! They got Butch Hartman back to work on this despite his actions after leaving Nickelodeon having major consequences. Sure, Butch isn't a creep like John K, Chris Savino, and Dan Schneider, but he's a complete scumbag every which way. Let alone have they said no to bring back Jimmy Neutron so it can be faithful to the source material(in a similar case to KND), but continued to ruin the Fairly Oddparents since it's already a zombie franchise!

Alternative Idea: Due to mishaps, Timmy leaves his fairies at school and Vicki finds them so they become hers. Over the season they teach her to be a better person as she makes wishes and through seeing what would happen if her cruelty could go as far as she wants, she starts to understand why she is wrong and learns there are consequences and begins to care for others, starting with Cosmo and Wanda. She finally apologised to her family and Timmy (who came home for Christmas break) and ends as a good teacher who looks after the students. There is a final goodbye to C+W and the series ends.

the fully animated moments look like a low budget fan animation

You know I legit think it’d be fun to have a Fairly OddParents spinoff where it’s an anthology series where focus is placed on the kids with other fairies along with the occasional episode starring Cosmo and Wanda with one of the kids they had before Timmy. You could call it Fairly Odd Anthology Heck imagine if the impossible happened where they did a crossover episode like having Butters or Kenny from South Park get fairies.

From riches to rags: it’s sad to see One of my favorite shows get dragged through the mud like this

I know this is a really dumb thing to take away from the video, but I always loved how adult Timmy looked. He turns from this scrawny, nerdy loser into a big, buff Chad. Actually motivated me a lot to start being optimistic about my future. Also, he wore the same shirt as his dad, and so did I.

20:38 Tbf, he was absent for almost all of season 9 and 10

Fairly OddVideo.

I think the thing I find hilarious is how you can’t find scenes posted for the show online. That would mean either paramount is really that hard ass over protecting a show no one is watching, or that no one is bothering to post up scenes. Either way, kind of a shame to see how FOP has been treated as of late. You would think they would have gotten as much love and focus as SpongeBob, but it’s clear that outside of the sponge, paramount doesn’t have much to work with.

13:30 In his defense (which I will gladly accept in the form of any and all bullets, knives, battle axes, tupperware, etc.), “Let’s Go!” is something that my brothers and their friends shout constantly. I personally blame pandering RU-vid videos starring hip, rich dudes who pull pranks and do stunts, something I’m sure nickelodeon is still using as an inspiration to this day.

Remember when Mr. enter said in his Top 10 Worst Cartoons of the 2010s, he said that this show had the decency to go away? Whelp, so much for that, I guess🤷🏿‍♂️

I find it odd there's hardly any depictions of misery in cartoons that isn't comedic anymore. Idk how kids these days are going to develop senses that life can suck...

I stopped watching FOP a little before they introduced the fairy dog, and I've heard it's gotten far worse since. I guess what I've heard is true, seeing this video.

my therapist: front perspective of Mr. Crocker isn't real and it can't hurt you Fairly Odder: 26:59 me: *insane screams of terror*

8:28 this show premise is really intriguing, once the magical system offers a way to avoid depression on children who are abused or neglected But seriously, out of everyone how is Tutsy not the other kid with fairy godparents? I mean, she's the only gets to live along the incarnation of the devil (also known as Vicky) she deserved her own duo of fairies and spinoff if you'd ask me.

2:39 I mean Crocker, being an unhinged villain character, does seem like a fun character to play so it would make sense that the guy who played him leaned into that. Even some of the darker portrayals of The Joker that miss the entire point of him being a clown have decent performances put into them. (Leto was unhinged to begin with so it's not saying much in his case)

22:35 Wow guys, I can’t believe they did a crossover episode with Just Stop 😱

Going through your bacl catalogue, good times! Thank you so much! 🎉

With the Animation and live action integration can we talk about how a episode of Ned's Declassified handled integrating Cosmo and Wanda into a live action situation 15 years earlier and even with how stiff it was it handled it lot better then a modern day full budget show built around the concept

Seasons 1-9 - Upgrade Season 10: GO BACK Fairly Odder: I SAID GO BACK

If they wanted to make a reboot, they should’ve made it about Timmy’s kids (the ones at the end of Channel Chasers). That would be awesome tbh

12:46 WAIT HANG ON THEY COLOURED CHLOE'S BANGS THE SAME COLOUR AS HER BOW IN THAT SHOT Really goes to show the shows nosedive in quality near the end 😂

"Why was Crocker the only aspect of the live action stuff they got right?" _Gee, it's almost like THE ACTOR UNDERSTOOD THE CHARACTER, UNLIKE THE REST._

Weird you didn’t mention how Cosmo and Wanda’s relationship got much worse as the show went on. They worked great together in the Oh Yeah Cartoons shorts and season 1 (and season 2 I think), but as early as season 3, they got much more toxic towards each other. Cosmo just became a blind idiot and Wanda isn’t much better. It’s not all happy for both of them you know, only some of it is.

17:10 the thought that kids no longer no what ratatouille is makes me feel old

I noticed that a lot on these live actions shows the main character is the straight man to much more interesting and fun characters around them. Victorious and I-Carly are another example of this that comes to mind. I sincerely do not understand why would you take a fun and wacky franchise as Fairly Odd Parents and makes us follow literally the most boring person on the entire cast. That is like asking a chocolate cake without chocolate.

27:12 You cannot tell me that is how it is in post. No way they did a little frame skip there. Either that or a little glitch in this video, but it shouldn't be that hard to tell the difference.

Fairly Oddparents is harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids.

The Fairly Odder Parents is just The Adventures of Kid Danger in reverse. The Fairly OddParents and Henry Danger were so popular, Nickelodeon tried to revamp them for the other medium with just no effort into their writing, and the bare minimum effort into acting and animating, and the animated Henry Danger spin-off and the live-action Fairly OddParents spin-off both massively failed and lost a lot of money because of it. End of story. April 15, 2022, 3:43pm

Crocker facing fowards is the wierdest thing I've ever seen.

you may have done the buck teeth bit as a joke like "Arson murder and jaywalking" but honestly having fucked up teeth of any kind genuinely sucks. I thank my parents getting me braces.