Fatal Pulse - Phelous 

Dancing Phelous with sunglasses should be his own character. For some reason he always cracks me up.

I love the "she was the...love of...my...life?" bit.

The ‘oh no, I have a pulse, but it’s fatal!’ bit has been living rent free in my head for over a decade now.

.... Im seriously watching every movie in his movie playlist and only watch through all of them because of phelous.

The cartoony sound effects playing when this one character shows up reminds me of how in Halloween 5, clown sound effects jarringly play whenever two buffoony cops appear.

I've never seen anyone get murdered by a Dead or Alive song thanks Phelous!

I still think the 'SLICING HER THROAT WITH A RECORD!' part has to be one of my favorite Phelous freak-out moments. Well that and attacking the camera in Gingerdead Man 3.

The Clue poison motif is one of my favorite gags

Omg lol that fucking dance after u put on those 80s glasses was god damn hilarious I love it.

"She screeches constantly to keep air flowing" Oh, that is what you're supposed to be doing, and here i am laughing my ass off and almost dying because i cant breathe.

Oh my god, how many pulses are there

0:47 That funky as hell theme song made this movie's existence worth something no matter how terrible Fatal Pulse may be.

for some reason I have the triangle song in my head from u know.... triangle..........triangle,triangle,triangle,triangle, so catchy lol :-P

I remember renting this in the mid 90s. I like how Lisa and Brad treat the murders as minor nuisances at best. Their relationship drama is priority #1 for them throughout!

16:44 tbh the line flubing seems pretty realistic in that situation

I found it! The reason I like the "Dead or Alive" song. LP Record throat slicing - one of the funniest moments in -Horror- comedy!

3:16 Why does it sound like Unicron's about to order Galvatron to destroy the matrix?

Phelous dancing kills me lol

To quote MST3K "do you think alot of directors have issues with women?"

So like did they ever explain what a "pulseless" virus is in the movie? I mean i doubt it but i was wondering if Phelous cut it or not.

"SLICINGHERTHROATWITHARECORD!?" XD

Everyone get out your red tape!

technicly not having a pulse is fatal, as not having a pulse is a sign you're already dead....so the plot doesn't even make sence.

Someday, you should totally hold a "Joe Phelan" theme month :-P

Not gonna lie, I started head-bobbing when the music came on. :|

"OH MY GOD, STEPHANIE STEPHANIE!? OH MY GOD!!"😂

[To the tune of "Edelweiss"] Fatal Pulse, Fatal Pulse What does that even me-ean? Es-te-vez Kills them dead *BOING* sound means funny scene

Phelous, youuu geet the fuuuck....oouuuta heeeerrrre

15:37 lol best part of the movie

Two videos in a row with "Clue" references. :)

I honestly sometimes rewatch this review just to hear that catchy opening funk theme again. Easily the best part of the whole movie.

There are boobs under a woman's shirt?!? *_BOING_*

Damn you Brad! How could you give information to the police? Ice Cube said "Fuck the police," not " Help them!"

" Did you kill them!?" "Which one?"

*Boing!*

Why does every woman that shows her boobs die in this film? I'm half-expecting a chubby dude to walk around shirtless only to end up finding death as well lol.

The bit about Brad appearing, was that a new clip? Is this like the gag in another video where you updated the joke?

8:29 turned out she was the blade runner the entire time. From inside the house.

again and again: Phelous movie reviews are the best!

So no Internet ghost in this one? Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing

Ah Brad you are still my man crush.

Should you be able to form words when your throat is cut open? Even if it didn't touch your larynx, I feel like you'd only be able to make "guh" noises.

15:35 "YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Still one of your funniest reviews ever! “She screams at the top of her lungs, to maintain airflow” “They then change the combination on their locker until it annoys her to death” “Anyone but ME! *I LOVE ME!!”* 😂

There should legit be a movie where all the characters have psycho killer powers, or at least whoever is currently the strongest suspect.

This must be where the record player ghost in Pulse 3 came from. They even play the same song!

Ominous brad cameo

7:34 well obviously it wasn't phelan, the person reviewing the movie can't be the killer IN the movie.

80s Cheesiness intensifies.

Surprised no one ever pointed out that the opening theme sounds almost like rip off from “A View To A Kill”

Maybe the reason Joe was chewing so much scenery in this is because of how flat and lifeless the lead was. Gotta maintain some on-set balance.

Why is Judge Reinhold's voice in this movie?

So glad you're uploading everything to youtube. Blip kinda sucks to be honest , just because of the lack of playlists.

09:40 - "If you want anything, just remember I am here for you. ... And also, so are my boobs."

Normally I don't by that whole, "This writer or director of insert horror fiction title here must really have insert prejudice here" but this and the Human Centipede series does have some deeply uncomfortable validity. They both feel like the sexualized themes are framed and written in ways that are not unnerving or uncomfortable just weirdly focussed on, more like a porn, if that makes sense.

15:36 quote of the movie

I’m gonna assume this is the last movie with the word pulse in the title 😅 Hmmm so THATS where the line is from🤔 6.2.22

Fun fact Joe phelan is an Estevez. Martin Sheens brother.

Hope you do more Joe estevez movies.

Slender man is pulse meets the ring😞

"We've come from the mayor"

*looses a tablespoon of blood* I'M DEAD BLEGHHHHHH x.x

Dance party🥳 Also the director has your name?😅 interesting I just got why you’re wearing THAT top🤣

80's intro nice

Sadly, NOT the worst Joe Estevez movie.

80s reference nice

This nigga phelous got a genuine funny gene 😂😂

Review the cell

That boing noise when the unfunny comic relief entered paved the way for the laugh track in The Big Bang Theory.

Brad looks pretty fancy.

7:26 ????

When did this movie come out?

Ehrm I cant find pulse 2 in the list, is it not uploaded or does it have another name?

Okay, here's a tough one-which is the worst Joe Estevez movie, this or Werewolf?

That is Low Pulse

Joe Phelan is ACTUALLY (=P) Joe Estevez, the less succeesful brother of Martin Sheen and uncle of Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez.

So why DID Phelous always die all the time in his early reviews???

when is this movie from? They say fuck a lot for such an old looking movie!

Hey!

So many tatas in the movie. Maybe that's the actual appeal here...

Wait what is being referenced in 8:17? I thought Steven Universe was the only show with a fusion dance in it

So, before the credits, is Phelous Dead or Alive?

No joke he has your name?

Hey Phelous, hope you have a great day. Also here is an awful Bigfoot film Fiance

Another great video, Phelan. Report the douches announcing their comment number. Announcing comment numbers should have died out back in 2010 like it was supposed to. Annoying number spam is annoying and unoriginal. Try writing something intelligent for once, people. You're all just being unoriginal and repetitive by announcing your comment number, which is spam. It's just an insignificant number, so just let it go already, people.

It's nowhere near the worst Joe Estevez movie. Let that sink in

Did Mr Saturn handle the sound effects of this movie? These boing effects are really out of place.

I fucking say fuck a lot. It's my fucking favorite fucking word. Some fuckers try to stop my fucks but I fucking keep saying fuck. Fuck, this is a really fucking annoying comment. But I don't fucking give a fuck! Great vid, thanks for an awesome review.

i have to admit. this movie looks SO awful, i found it hard to get through the review because of the clips alone

I wondered what did he say in 7:26? Anyone who tells me will win a cookie

0:47 - 1:12 That is all you need to take away from this review. You’ll thank me later.

0:50 You know your white with dance moves like this xD

This movie has a real hatred for women, it isn't very subtle about it.

Boing T-Shirt, eh? Eh heh heh HEH HEH! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TBZPvkXZOUg.html

Fuuuurst!! 1!!

I think he said Pulselous Disease, not Pulseless Disease, Phelous.

Comic relief might not be funny but he sure is hot.

that shirt is ickyyyyyyyyyyyyy