The first direct-to-download film, how surprising it has no redeeming qualities. But Tara Reid does stub her toe. phelous.com / phelous Originally aired: September 1, 2010
In this movie Tara Reid uses her powers of reading the script to discover why her brother died. She goes through many hardships, like stubbing her toe.
Also, the fact that Tara just threw the grapple back up and out of the hole further proves that they not only could have just left whenever they wanted, but within seconds of them finding out the rope had fallen and the bitch had left.
This, Ghostship and Triangle are easily the best classic Phelous reviews. Something not said easy, given the absolute mindblowing number of perfect reviews! Love them to death.
and by that logic over 160 people were buried alive in a week back in 18th century. lets not check does they have a hard beat. lets just throw them in a coffin and start burying.
Okay, I misread this comment, I thought "whenever the hell this movie was made" was "people made this movie", like you were in dumbfounded disbelief over how stupid this is.
"There'd be blood... Look at all the blood! If someone else did this it'd track blood all over." Okay... I *THINK* what this mangled dialogue is *trying* to say is that, because of how much blood there is, if someone else killed the scientists rather than them killing each other, then the surviving killer would have tracked blood all over the whole facility... ...I think.
MrAnimepredator Or he was the one person in the world that realise if you put some teens in front of a bunch of corpses their dialog will be pretty incoherent.
Oh Phelous, this is probably my all-time favourite of your reviews. It's absolutely hilarious. The expression on your face after Jay's brother makes that baffling series of comments - "There'd be blood...look at all the blood...if somebody else did this, it'd track blood all over!" - is so priceless. "Don't ever talk again!" *LMAO* I died :)
I feel like they had a bunch of ideas for scenes and lines and individual things like that and just jammed them all into one movie without any regard to how they fit together.
Ghostwriter Lily from V/H/S was much more faithful than the Incubus in the movie, even if she just kills her victims that she's having sex with. Yes, I know she's a Succubus, it's the same thing, just the female equivalent.
@@BloodrealmX actually Succubus and Incubus are the same thing since they can swap genders since just like angels demons dont have a physical form let alone a gender
Huh. That 6 seconds of Silent Hill was not only better written, better acted, but it also had better cinematography than the whole movie. Makes sense, Tara Reid wasn't in Silent Hill.
This review is tied with the Amityville 4 review as my favourite Horror review from Phelous. This review has more great lines by Phelous but Amityville 4 has phelous impersonating the lamp which always cracks me up.
The nightmare IS reality *Then I realise this video was originally posted on my birthday in 2010* how sweet :) Didn’t realise there was about five evil versions of Phelous 🙃
Wait...after watching this review multiple times, I think I've deciphered the "there'd be blood" line. I think he's trying to say there'd be bloody footprints. There's so much blood around, that if someone else did it, they'd leave footprints. It still doesn't make sense, and it's worded very poorly, but I think that's the point he's trying to make.
The "There'd be blood, look at the blood" bit would have made more sense if he said tracks or footprints instead of blood there. "There'd be tracks/footprints, look at all the blood, if someone else did it there's be tracks/footprints all over!"
I've been following you since your days on TGWTG, but since i stopped going there for quite some time now im so happy to see your content on youtube! Keep up the awesome work :)
+Luke Welch Yeah Phelous was one of my favorite discoveries on TGWTG and was (and still is) one of my favorite reviewers :D I kind of lost interested in TGWTG site too. Nostalgia critic is not as amusing as it used to be (it tries to be high budget and do too much... but sometimes it is better to keep it simple...). I still watch a lot of Phelous old reviews... they are just too funny :D
They could have named the movie after a mythical creature that affects dreams, like Walrider, but nope, they named it after the sex demon Incubus. Maybe make your movie about a creepy psychic guy demon thing that has sex with people in their sleep, then name it Incubus.
Bit late to the party but...we literally have the name for the creature they were meaning in common parlance - nightmare, derived from a mare, or mara, a monster from Nordic mythology said to ride the sleeper through the night, giving them terrible dreams. Granted there'd be a bit of creative licensing where the whole possession side of things comes in, but at least it would be more accurate than an incubus!
A mountainous,mostly quiet region of the world? "Lets go through the forest." like bears and other things that kill you don't already exist there. Their deaths should have come from Bearcubus.
Aw, with a title like that I was expecting just a little sex scene. How the hell can someone get incubus wrong? It's like one of the most common demons besides werewolves and vampires.
Jutland Angel Sadly, I am a person who did not know that before watching this review. However I did see this when it first came out on his site a while back.
Easily the best Phelous Horror review. No matter how many times I watch this review it makes me laugh every time. Also as a side point my sister's first house actually had the locks where you could lock yourself in. We didn't know this and lock the deadbolt while we went out for snacks and accidentally locked my other sister in the house.
(Sigh.) And thus closes out the legendary "Pulse Series That Wasn't A Series Saga." Amazing how so many unrelated stories of disparate genres that sometimes lacked continuity even when they WERE related all had the same appreciation for the word, "Pulse." Even more amazing when practically none of them had a straight-forward claim to the title. Even-even more amazing that the ones who came closest to "earning" that title either only used the title as a fallback or placeholder they ditched later. Will there ever be a day that the mighty and proud word, "Pulse" gets to represent a movie that deserves it?
I'm disappointed that this wasn't the William Shatner movie, William Shatner's own commentary is the funniest thing that could ever be done with the movie as far as commentaries go.
The neojames82 Accent has nothing to do with whether you’re related or not People pick up the accents of where they live while they’re young So obviously they lived in completely different nations in their childhoods then met at some random point, found out they were brother and sister and now have the typical sibling dynamic Actually that’s even stupider nevermind
Am I the only one who thinks there might've been some stuff here, that could've inspired the first Outlast game? Because if it actually was... Well, at least that's one good thing about this film. Also, I can think of a good number of things that the bit at 18:32 would sum up my thoughts on.
One of my favorite reviews of yours. It's a classic example of terrible slasher film cliches being adhered to in their entirety. Making it both stale and incredibly predictable. The fact they try to explain away the cliches as making sense, and failing, just makes it even more hilarious.
An incubus is a Lilin-demon in male form who, according to mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon women in order to engage in sexual activity with them............... they named the movie after something they dont even know
One way I see the lab part could play out effectively would be a complete lack of bodies due to, discovered later, a fast as hell evacuation of all personnel following strict instructions made in case the super secret experiment goes south.
How to change the setup to something decent: a few old times friends have been through a lot of fighting as of late, so they decide on a trip with hiking and camping to try and rekindle the bonds, or at least have some fun and part ways in good terms. They come across this weird building but go past it.
They decide to camp a good distance away, yet during the night one of them goes out to take a leak and dissapears. The group discusses it in the morning and sends two people away to seek help, while the remaining members search the woods.
After a fruitless investigation, they finally decide to return to the building against the advice from one of them. They inform the two who are sent away to seek help beforehand. Then the drama with malevolent forces kicks in. To be continued
Another great video, Phelan. The only bootleg Ninja Turtles figures I would ever get are the Neca bootlegs and all the good Mexican bootlegs except Don 'cause I already have the official one that one of my old high school teachers gave me at a class auction once. Ignore and report all the unoriginal douchebags announcing their comment number 'cause it's unclever and unoriginal and annoying while that had should have died out back in 2010 and annoying number spam is annoying.
Yknow what could have fixed the whole not immediately leaving part, and tarra watching the tank boy tapes. If they just said they were worried about it being a virus that caused everyone to go crazy. Then it makes sense why they dont leave, cause they want to figure that part out before accidentally starting the apocalypse
Why did they break into that building anyway? Were they really afraid of freezing to death in the forest?Considering the foiliage and weather conditions,worst case would have been cold hands and feet...maybe a cold. But hey there is that bunker like , probably secret buiding in the middle of the forest, that just waits to be broken in!Well, i am starting to try logic on this movie...silly me.
Why is this called Incubus? There wad surprisingly no sex scenes for a Tarra Reid horror movie. Ohhh... Okay it was because they know nothing about Incubi.
did the tree just jettison them forward? or… why are they _next_ to the tree when they crashed into it while moving directly along the road? Speaking of which, which side were they headed? because the railing makes it look like they were driving on the right side of the road and going to our right, which makes sense, but the car is to the left of the hole, which would be possible were the car to turn and try to stop it's momentum, but the car is facing downhill, meaning it couldn't have been steering sideways, not to mention that it's flipped on its side so its location has to be a result of its momentum from the crash, not steering, AND it would have flip pretty much immediately after it hit the tree, because the gentle slope that comes after the initial fall wouldn't flip it over, but it couldn't have flipped over while still on the road, otherwise it would have spun out and be closer to the road and much more damaged. Which means that tree or no tree, they were going to crash anyway.
