Fates Worse Than Death | Just Roll With It  

Timestamps! Blood, gore, undead, spiders, EXTREME stress, sometimes gross realistic sound effects, if you don't likethat stuff, that is literally the whole episode. Also, chat was insane this episode. The sound effects were also AMAZING! Spoilers below. Edit: If you wanted the timestamps to be shorter, you should have made a shorter less funny episode. 00:00 Condi's turn to sing 1:12 Intro end, recap start 2:48 Intro end, Charlie immediately imprints 3:10 Exxcccuuuusseee me, princess! 5:42 The saaaccckkk 6:01 CONDI STOP BEING META 6:57 Uh oh Chip 7:26 "Were my last words 'the sack'?" 7:49 "PUT THAT BACK" 8:12 She eats hearts? 8:22 Don't you do it, Chip 9:17 Dude, I don't know 9:28 Grizzly points out their optimism 10:52 On my sheet... 11:44 "When you said we weren't going to like what happened today" 12:11 Despite what it does, that doesn't sound good 13:05 He is dead as hell 14:11 SHUT UP CHIP NO YOU DON'T 14:30 Charlie knows 15:32 Chip is now undead 16:03 Uh oh 17:16 "We're not in Kansas anymore" 17:18 The Lookening starts 18:24 "Yeah we can. Cause I'm delusional" 18:55 WE'RE STILL BALLING 20:04 "Actually there's this exploit I found" 20:54 Gillion's still an SCP 21:07 "Lucky for you..." Nope 21:27 NUH UH NUH UH NUH UH NUH UH 21:45 Stop that 22:21 Ok, replay that, I have never heard a weirder huh in my life 22:38 "In my heart, it hits" 23:25 I mean, there were other things you could have said 24:06 Pun then the consequences of the inability to be specific 25:40 At least Bane is gone 26:43 I also want to know if she ate her own heart 27:50 CHARLIE WHY THERE IS NO REASON TO JUST WHY 29:34 How does it feel to be shamed by a sword? 30:10 Bungle/Bongle blast (He says it that way but it's actually Bongo??) 31:58 Felipe? 32:58 He did insult it, but DnD Beyond is actually good 34:32 Grizzly is gonna give Gryffon Relentless Endurance 35:32 Meta bargaining 35:52 Chill out 36:30 Natural 20 but nope because disadvantage 37:04 I don't think he has kind eyes, but ok 37:10 "Are we stupid?" 37:43 The Oblivion NPC music is so perfect 38:56 The ceiling is now 35 feet up and the Lookening Pt. 2 41:45 Why is that the first thing that pops into your mind? 42:20 "This thing has a built in hooka" 43:22 Jay is now linked to the Captain 44:15 QUEEN LORE!!!!!!!!!!!! 44:53 Why? 45:20 "Do we have Bongo Blast still?" 46:47 DID HE REALLY JUST SAY SKILL ISSUE??!! 48:03 "I'm from hell" 48:24 DM neck crack 49:47 Its jover 50:05 Gillion deserves lightning resistance 51:40 DnD mode 54:39 The connection severs 55:03 Gilly laugh 55:41 Nat 20 56:07 "I'M THE GECKO... and I eat it" 56:58 The perfect segue (Midroll start, go to hellofresh.com/50jrwi if you agree) 57:57 Midroll end, Chip says the most insane thing 58:21 Pole vault 58:48 Grizzly pulls out the book 59:32 "What are you going to do, die?" 1:00:19 Chip falls 1:00:48 Hide 1:01:29 "Why is Jesus using voice mods?" 1:03:06 Its Gardak mode 1:03:46 Everyone misjudged where spider lady was 1:04:35 "Yeah, that does hit" in rising pitch 1:05:00 Tooldak 1:05:23 FCK IT WE BALL 1:05:54 "I'm sure he sucks at those" 1:07:04 Tyurn 1:07:33 "Dodge it" 1:07:53 Chaingel is down 1:08:31 Bongo Blast explanation 1:10:33 Big boy 1:11:59 "How do you want to do this, Jay" 1:12:31 He has no balls now AND he's dead 1:12:46 Fck it, we DEball 1:13:08 He gets NEUTERED 1:13:41 "I don't think he's com(cum)ing back" 1:14:11 INFRAWRED BEAM CANNON! 1:14:21 Another one down, but something has happened 1:16:07 Her concentration is interrupted 1:17:13 "I'm going to drink it" 1:17:24 Never mind, they're marbles 1:17:53 Gortash (or Gor'tesh, kinda hard to tell) 1:18:19 Yummy 1:19:19 WAIT HE ACTUALLY WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT IT?? 1:20:19 "Prophetic" "No" But seriously, no 1:20:46 "Oh wait, I actually needed an 11 or higher" 1:22:51 "The sack?" 1:23:05 Yerp 1:24:03 It's only now getting real 1:24:43 God accepts all 1:25:52 C section 1:26:06 Divine abortion 1:26:56 Imprinting on her baby was the last straw 1:27:28 Thyorax 1:28:51 He has 40/60 HP 1:30:17 Chopinbach 1:31:48 Schwing KAAAAWWWW 1:33:28 ONE BILLION 1:34:31 I didn't really understand this sentence 1:34:51 "Yeah, I use shield at 15th level, its just that easy" 1:35:27 Oh no, she has 4 out of 12 points of corruption. She might become NPC 1:36:47 "SHE PULLED A FCKING PIRATE LORD" 1:38:26 "What's another sack?" 1:38:47 Grizzly pops into chat to say the Widow has above 200 or 300 HP 1:39:46 Pop off then pop sack 1:41:32 Chip gently feeds Gillion the marble 1:44:38 They're aiming for the hearts now 1:46:31 They hit Gardak's heart and they realize that they endangered Chip 1:47:19 Grizzly in chat says welcome to the COMBAT GIMMICK and chat freaks out 1:48:20 "Can you revivify goo?" 1:50:11 HA 1:51:32 CHARLIE PLEASE STOP THIS 1:52:20 OMG DM INSPIRATION! 1:52:51 FINALLY EXACTLY AN 11 HE DID IT 1:54:37 150 DAMAGE BRO WHAT 1:54:55 "How do you want to do this" but also stress level is off the charts 1:55:03 "I thrust into her" HAHAHAHAHA 1:56:19 CHARLIE NO THE HEARTS 1:58:07 THANK GOD 1:58:45 Condi couldn't help himself 1:59:07 Combat is over 1:59:20 Gillion wants to be doctor 2:00:12 That was so close to being horrible 2:03:05 Creepy figure and poll in chat for is pophetic screw up should be coin flip or dice roll 2:04:15 Don't do that 2:06:02 Woe for bad results 2:07:38 Chip's heart is number one and coin flip won the poll vote 2:10:05 Heartware store? Nope 2:10:12 "You guys just ramble" 2:11:37 Star can't undo it 2:13:53 Look at the mass 2:14:31 Ok my ghoul 2:15:44 Huh, smart third play 2:19:41 Chip pulls out the compass 2:21:30 Chip hears Gillion and Jay trying to figure out what to do 2:22:48 HE'S GOING IN 2:24:04 Chip sees the merchant from the last episode 2:24:32 Charlie realizes the Albitrio did shrooms in front of Niklaus and that's where the session ends 2:25:00 Patron shout-out! This took approximately 3 hours to do but I feel accomplished now.

Remember when this show was about silly pirates and the power of friendship.

guys this thumbnail is the album cover for gillion and the tidestriders number 1 hit- hole in your heart!!!

I remember a few episodes ago when griz said “this was a mistake” and I’m feeling that now

boy i sure hope nobody suffers a fate worse than death in this episode

Just to be clear with the non patrons, they accidentally uploaded the Rolled before the premiere even showed up and the reactions from the people who listened to it were abysmal. They've unlisted it now, but I fear for our lives.

58:52 Charlie doing a play by play of Grizz's thoughts is so fucking funny lmaooo

I’m so glad the episode is always much sillier than the unbelievable horrors in the thumbnail

Having "fuck it, we ball" as the catchphrase to this incredibly tense fight is insane lmao

So.. Seems like Chip will be getting a top surgery this episode!

So who's ready to see goobleck again?

i didn’t think chip could ever get more haunted and ghoulish-looking but i was wrong

Oh boy I can’t wait for nothing “bad” and all to “befall” our “poor” captain “Chip” in this totally “normal” episode of “Just Roll With It: Riptide”. I’m sure he will be just fine and “dandy”.

There was no patreon early access for this episode, we’re all in this together everyone

Charlie saying "excuse me princess" makes me very happy; excellent reference Charles

a fate worse than death implies it is not death. manifesting and coping MANIFESTING and COPING

If a fate worse than death happens to Chip, I will cry Edit: WAIT IS SAYS “FATES WORSE THAN DEATH” IMPLYING THERE IS MULTIPLE. WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THE RIPTIDE CREW OH NO

The hole in the C *the c stands for chip*

Gillion: In another life I feel like we really coulda kicked it off. Gardak: Maybe if you were pirates ten years ago! Chip who has literally been a pirate his entire life: -_-

Saying I love you to each and every one of the riptide pirates right now because I’m not gonna lie lads I think it’s not going well

This time even the patreons don't what's gonna happen and we are REALLY SCARED

Hearing Gillion's very upbeat music playing during the stress of figuring out whether or not Chip is about to die gives me such bad whiplash

So is anyone else terrified for the thumbnail (and subsequently this episode)

Less than 10 minutes it, group is feeling optimistic and Chip's heart gets ripped out. Off to a great start

HOW DID THEY NOT THINK TO NAME IT HOLE IN YOUR HEART

You can tell the stress of this fight was getting to them bc I have not seen this many complete laughing fits in a while lmao

glad to see Chip cosplaying as Rengoku in this episode!

"I mean, she pulled a Pirate Lord" SO DID OLLIE'S MUM

I WANNA GET OFF GRIZZLY'S WILD RIDE I WANNA GET OFF GRIZZLY'S WILD RIDE

I was there and when the line “chips body starts to convalesce “ came up I went audibley “oh no she gonnna do a control spell” and then had a anuersum as I listened to the next line

well guys i absolutely LOVED this campaign awesome run shame how it ended-

I’m very worried. For one, there was apparently no patron early access, so we are all going to be witnessing this together. And also, my boy Chibo… I’m just praying that Nicklaus see all this go down and says, “wait, those are my pirates! Oh no, we have deals that need to happen.” And he pulls them out of there. But either scenario is pretty bad…

absolutely horrified for this episode, and based off the reaction to the early posted rolled, surely nothing will go wrong!

I definitely didnt mix up Queen and the dread queen and think that Queen was growing large and about to turn on them

I just KNOW I’m going to be emotional distraught for the next month after this episode💀

Oh. Oh boy. We uh... reprising The Hole in Your Heart?

I can be a patient little man, but after seeing it in Condi's background, I have to know. When are the pretzel plushies coming out?

I've never been more ready to cry in my life than I currently am

Prophetic screwup HAS payed off more then once, in episode 86 (gillion and chips second fight) Charlie rolled a 17 and did 57 damage to chip It normally doesn’t work though

Surely nothing bad will happen cant wait for a super chill stress-less episode today !!!!!

Gillion cucking the dread queen will forever be one of my favourite bits holy shit

So here’s the thing… they… they didn’t need to do any of this, this is not the main mission!

pre episode: I AM SO SCAREDDDD AUGH IM TERRIFIED. WORRIED. HOLDING HANDS W EVERYONE IN CHAT. AAAAAA SEE U AFTER THE EPISODE post episode: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK. THIS EPISODE WAS SUCH A ROLLER COASTER HOLY FUCKKK GRGRGHHAHAH WHYYYYY THAT WAS CRAZYYYYY IM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT EPISODE

condi learning guitar paid off, the beginning song is a banger

Look, I know the song is called “Hole in your heart” but it wasn’t meant to be taken literally…

I always appreciate Gill/Charlie's abilities to cut tension no matter how dire, intentionally or not

That was an rollercoaster of emotions.

The scariest part of this episode is that (spoilers) Niklaus saw Gillion and Chip do shrooms lmao

Menacingly, “how much will it take to break your spirit” “1 billion” The only correct answer

Really appreciate that You guys have been including the RU-vid thumbnails on Spotify as well.

Boy I sure hope nothing happens to my favorite character Chip!!

I have never experienced true fear until I saw this.

Grizzly does not miss, prophetic screw up on the other hand

Chip got the chitties out and now is chortling

🤣😂at 1:20:18-1:20:41-1:20:49 everyone was so happy for like 10 seconds and then he said he needed an 11

This episode was such a rollercoaster jesus

Wow I’m incredibly sure that absolutely everything will go fine this episode, especially after seeing that thumbnail!

im on episode 77. i dont have to watch this for a while. but im still scared.

Oh boy i can't wait to see what "Grizzly" throws at the "Riptide Pirates" today :)

The recent thumbnails have been insane really appreciate who does the art

I don't know how, but this show has me giggling one second and sobbing the next. I've been told i sound like a madwoman!

Then gillan wakes up

"But that hole in your heart will lead to the end of you" 🎶

ready for that hole in your heart song sequel now

i haven’t watched an actual riptide episode in like 2 months, hope nothing bad happens!!1!1

boy i do sure hope nothing bad happens to chibo this time

the thumbnail art is so awesome i am positively terrified 🔥🔥

Chip took the song ‘Hole in Your Heart’ to a whole new level guys

When Gil used prophetic screw up on the bugs, it was automatically a 20 and the dm got a stored nat 1 to give him at any time, which means he still hasn't had a successful one since they switched it💀💀💀

idk what it is but i love all of their laughs, specifically grizzly's its awesome haha

“Fuck it we ball” is an amazing catchphrase for the riptide pirates

hey guys i haven’t been caught up for like a month i sure hope this isn’t a climactic heartbreaking episode where someone suffers a terrible fate :))

You could say Chip is a little holy now. 🤭

this brings "Hole in your heart" to a *hole* new level

I can’t believe that Gil predicted the thumbnail to this episode all the way back in desire island 😀 (The Hole In Your Heart™️…)

This calls for a sad/creepy reprise of hit song “Hole in Your Heart”.

God there was no early access this thumbnail has me absolutely terrified

I’m at the beginning IM GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP Edit: 28:40 IS THAT PREHISTORIC SUITE I HEAR????? 2nd edit: AT 1:20:27 BEFORE HE SAID SCREWUP MY PHONE PAUSED IT LMAOOO

rewatching JRWI and doing a pushup every time I hear GILLION TIDESTRIDER. Oh simpler times.

I just realized the joke is that it cost an arm and a leg

The condi song to complete the trio, truly a musical podcast for the ages

rest in peace, chibo

i keep waiting on them to say make a sanity check because i’ve been watching blood in the bayou 😭

We need a successful prophetic screwup.

Hole in the sea? Nah, Hole In Your Heart. Hit song by Gillion and the Tidestriders. B)

I love that the gang always forgets that they're dealing with extremely dangerous enemies to the point of Grizzly having to remind them she got 8 people to give their hearts to her

I’m gonna be so normal if the thumbnail turns out to be a spoiler

1:25:53 to 1:26:15 is the greatest string of jokes. Amazing

my heart was racing the entire episode, unlike Chip's

Ive been playing WAY too much bg3 and I love the music choice for the fight against the captain

The roulette was scaring me so badly…

can't believe condi just pronounced humuhumunukunukuapua'a like that

Now, i didnt watch the episode yet, im waiting to be mortified dw. but ive been looking at chips build and i think that if he takes a sorc level or something and takes green flame blade as a cantrip, it will not only increase his damage immensely, but also fit themeaticly.

i have so much fear for Chip now holy shit oh god Edit 1: This episode was an absolute journey, jesus, I'm so excited for the next episode!!

17:27 looking everywhere 35:42 Gaurdak chills. I love him actually I don't care that he's evil for no reason 58:48 the dm braain, it's in all of uss 1:10:33 is this a fight or sex? 1:20:17 prophetic- no. 1:24:37 NOT CANNON NONONONO 1:33:25 gillion moment 2:09:58 heart store

So brave of them to show chip gaping

god damn it why did i listen to the rolled first I CANT WAIT TWO HOURS

I'm choosing to believe this thumbnail is just thematic and not real like in ep 104 tee hee! Nothing can go wrong!!

guys there's only so much shivering my timbers can take ok and I can NOT TAKE THIS

hold hands guys this one looks like it’ll be rough