fboy island 

sociopath island

Almost every guy tho does that

@@bobbersmit alr every1 embrace the gay cuz- WTF

@@bobbersmit no don't project your shit personality on good decent guys

@@wtfisggon7251 its sad but true.

she has a very mid-2000s type personality

"Im gonna get you arrested in a non toxic way okay"

@@axxwqw3117 I'm giving 3 to 1 odds that she says "You can't handle me." at some point.

@@mattcox8121 From what I remember no but there are plenty of guys saying other contestants "cant handle a woman like her"

The modern woman

Gold

That's basically the definition of a psychopath lol

That's cos they gave him a script and told him to say those things, you daft child

@@whutdafeq1715 I went to college with Garrett. He’s actually a sociopath. He doesn’t need a script.

@@TootieVirus I’m ready for the 🍵!! What are some examples of him being a sociopath?

I’ve never seen a more average looking person, like he’s hasn’t got one redeeming quality

@@jenni4312 would say hes like a 7 7.5 at best hes seemed really tall and quite muscular but his persona is straight out of a dumpster

well he got humbled on this show but... spoiler alert... some fboys can't be stopped

@@JW-qd3ol how did he get humbled? he won she picked him. The point that girls will piock him was proved

Lmfao bc it keeps working. Its a hilarious self fulfilling prophecy most dudes get caught on the other side of.

I immedialtely thought of "Hi I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never learned how to read"💀

@@khadijahamza2419 same 😭

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-P295nXtUYmU.html !!

@@khadijahamza2419 we think the same

best snl skit ever

lmaoo the bots replies wtf 😭😭😭

@@alysonb551 yeah I’ve seen her everywhere in here I wanna know about this red cap!

I think it means that the show's police check was lousy. Girl's clearly got a rap sheet as long as her arm :-/

And the fact that she said it so non-chalantly to a black guy who would undoubtedly have a different relationship with police and law enforcement due to his culture shows that she has zero awareness. She is a moderately attractive (white?) female who has probably been spoilt all her life and told she is perfect and can do now wrong. For her getting arrested probably seems like a fun thing to do. "I get arrested all the time, I'm so spontaneous and quirky" Like that's a fucking goal or something to aspire to.

@@Trixzterpaul she's def white. she just sprays tan too often but agree she's so unaware

@@jinglejanglespinglespangle I read an article that said she was creole but idk how legit it is

Ima be real,as someone whos had alot of sexual partners who were brats theyre lowkey annoying asf, its probably just that

The girls on the show were so dumb

Honestly

“was” has it already stopped 🤣

Hopefully that part was scripted

Your comment made me die laughing , thank you 😂😂

💀😭😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

no bc i gagged

Lammy with the slammy XD

Fr, I lost it when i heard that 🤣

Should have been the video title

Among us isn’t funny

fr😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

help, so accurate xD

THATS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE 😂😂😂😂😂 PLEASE

Yes sir! Let's fuckin go

Fr, ''did you see that new art show in the Maze Bank? Totally derivative''

Honestly I would watch the hell out of a show where they get these guys and the ladies just keep denying them. That would be funny

Yeah but introverts don’t seem the type to be on these type of shows

@@morsmordre3 exactly. It would have been one of those Joe Millionaire tricking situations. Maybe they could tell us we’re going on a book/movie franchise trivia show with prizes and we’d show up.

I feel like that would just be 10 episodes of all 3 girls staying in their respective rooms, only talking to each other when they happen to go to the kitchen at the same time

Or get three girls that aren’t even interested in guys haha

this is so specific lmao

Personally, I’ve never been able to take blonde men seriously. No grown man should be blonde

@@ginao6810 wat

LITERALLY

@@ginao6810 I'm sorry, what? People can't help their hair colour, and some just like to dye their hair blond. Your preferences are what they are but saying "No grown man should be blond" is a strange thing to say, even as a joke.

my favorites were "fridge mover" and "dance master"

Sigma male grindset

I don't claim him

That is a job tho ngl 😂. All you do is buy, wait, and earn money

What about the exotic dancer/real estate agent? Whatta combo

How tf is that lesbian

Primo denim and flannel weather

They show off to each other by chopping wood, preserving vegetables, making the cabin cozy. Dates are snow shoeing through the forest, drinking hot cocoa. Yeah I’d watch that.

You should watch 12 dates of Christmas (the second season). It's terrible but fits your description 💀

How did you get lesbian from that I got chad snowboarder vibes

me too LMAO

You're smarter than me. I thought it was pronounced "Faboy" and was a place name. And yes, I am drunk, thank you.

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 🤣🤣😭

HAHAAA ME TOO💀💀

There’s no filter anymore…

Ahahahahah😂🤣🤣

BYE

Then they scramble to be the pallbearers

plss😭😂😂

🤣🤣🤣omg

in all fairness, it's a pretty common bdsm fetish

* runs away *

bratty sis is the onky thing that cane to my mind at that time

@@gabrielrangel956 trueeee

LMAO

This is a beautiful rendering of this art form. Also - accurate :-D

Yeah but he'd be cool and not rip them off

Walker Locker yes. And it’d the good Kush ((also excellent poem m8, 10/10))

thank you Toast Man. may I have some toast, I'm hungry

@@sophiaako7663 yes, my child. Eat. 🍞

Woman these days are charmin ultra soft 💯

Yeah true. But there's also hella women out there like this too. Not the same, they use you might not ghost you. So no matter your gender, dating is pretty scary there are some dangerous people

why do people always gotta add some shit about how "women do this too" or "no but it's not just men" blah blah blah. shut up. definitely agree op, it's terrifying as a woman and replies like these piss me off

Damn, somebody got hurt pretty bad

It's only for the cameras.

"BRo I CoUld TakE ThaT (insert villian here) In My SLEEP! ALL DAY, BRO!" Is surprisingly easy to kill

@@meganfordyce5390 🐸🐹🔫👆

💀💀💀💀

Damn I would like ur comment but it's at 666 so I can't my bad lol hopefully it stays like that tho lol

too accurate

Garrett is such a sussy baka 🙄

Way better

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gMZ43Zjni4M.html..

I mean they`re a bunch of men competing for the validation of three women. That certaintly doesn`t sound like a Chad to me

Indeed

I am normally unphased by a lot of the things cody reacts to but this show was really hard to watch 😭

It's just two different flavours of toxic to be honest.

i don’t even know which is worse

I think that fuckboys are your pool if you’re first thing you tell strangers is that you’re a brat

@@DillardDonger yep, that's certified Chad magnet right there

now imagine hanging out with 24 of them

It’s free realestate

It's rare that a comment makes me laugh lol

LSHRN (laughing so hard RN) that my mom told me to be quiet cuz dad's asleep.

Ever heard of Ross creations? He does that in public as pranks

new meme template pls

You would have loved the parties at my house in college. It was literally a 10:1 ratio of girls to guys and by the end of the night I got to pick the hottest, horniest one of the bunch. Then I would do degrading shit to her and end with a facial and make her walk to the kitchen for a paper towel to clean it off with, in front of everyone at the party lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This made me laugh so hard!

like in a fridge

Hahaha

This would be awesome 😂😂 Looking for that plug the whole season while everyone else is flirting

That’s how into herself she is 😂

Oh but it’s so much more

Did you really expect a competent answer from her, though?

BARS

Damn that was a good poem, I would totally love to have 2 minutes with you

omfg never read a poem that made me laugh so hard, thank you.

B-B-B-BARS!

A lot of the self-proclaimed nice guys do actually turn out to be nice and genuinely good people, surprisingly lol

Seriously. Why would you be touting that as a personality trait, let alone your 'view on life'

@@tfigmoney520 Cause it's true why else

@Ralph Jeannevol to be cute and quirky idk

Its a thing, you can look it up. Like a scripted personality girls can “choose” to pick up in their life so they can make it seem like they’re “not like other girls”. It can even be a kink I believe

8:18 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

i wanna watch a movie where cody's role will actually be this

@@Maggie4519 yesssss and he is shirtless the whole movie😩😩😩

@@tregiangreco9225 or wears tank tops with those beach shorts💀

lmfao

LMFAOOOOO

i dont think this was meant to be a show suggestion but that show actually exists in Australia and is called Farmer Wants a Wife

we need dwight on that show

it stands for fridge boys duh

Ram ranch vibes

Yes

That joke might’ve been good if he could actually time it lol

It was funny ! I laughed

@@thatguynick6737 agreed. the delivery was all off lol

@@hate.it.here_ffs you have the same pfp as me and i got scared when i saw your reply. i thought someone h*cked me or something.

@@thefruityghost me too haha. It was just so dumb that it was funny

Yeah it's like one of those job descriptions they make up for Onion testimonials lol. "Carrot Connoisseur". "Hat Troubleshooter"

Did you miss "forensic nutritionist?" That one is by far my fav

@@baumanb3 I just can’t with these shows 😂😂 Their egos are SO high that they don’t even have the balls to just write, “unemployed”.

my personal favorite was exotic dancer/realtor

Come on cranky ticket to the fridge.

fs

Fr like mans prolly has a record..

@@MM-ol3kx more than one yea

Don't forget Garratt with an "a" too. lol

@@dakotastirneman3730 yuck

Girl I would be SO scared tbh. I would also immediately hate like all of these guys

@@petralizzy7383 and then they keep saying like they're "nice guys", imagine a herd of 2,000 men running after you chanting "don't worry, I'm a nice guy 😉😘😊"

And the fact that a bunch of these are assholes trying to use you for sex or money..... I could never

The payday is their driving force on the show.

I dont know. It might suck in the moment but it would do so much for my self confidence. I think it will make me happier. I'm a guy tho so I idk

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gMZ43Zjni4M.html..

I was in the bathroom and I clicked your link. It scared the life out of me bro. My Sheikh will be hearing about this.

@@hamdiprincess9013 What was it?

Duckboy Island

Nah nah I will only watch "flipboy Island"😹😹😹😹💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

LMAOOO fr

Paul Walker’s character in She’s All That

hahaha yes, the dude that high fives his football player friends in slow motion in the hallways. i immediately thought of the football dude from Bring It On that makes fun of the male cheerleaders.

He graduated from the same college as me and let me tell you, he is the prime example of half the people there

@@josiefreeman6348 lol which college?

That's our yearbook quote now

I shared an apartment with a flour addict, Cody is lying to you

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-P295nXtUYmU.html !

this whole bit was too relevant lol, I do just talk cosmic existential bs to people in casual conversations

@@katdeasyy yupp!!!

He lives in LA it’s his native language

I died with the pottery one “yessir let’s go okay I’ll guide you👁👄👁😂😂

bang on job BANG ON

Ok

he sounded like the sims 4 interaction xD

That guy is probably a millionaire even though he doesn't do anything but looking at Bitcoin charts all day long.

@@NaudVanDalen if he was a millionaire he wouldn't be on this show😂 unless he wants even more money I gues

Lmaoooooooo

HASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😂 this made me laugh aloud thank you

omg best comment ever

i actually just giggled aloud

🤣🤣🤣

Chad-mongus

As soon as I read ur comment Cody said “amongus for chads”

‘Who is there?’🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶🍵☕️

Once upon a time there was 😅😄😃🤣😂😁😀

was nothing that she would 🙄🤗😍😄

I don’t think the girls are looking for a relationship either tho

@@tebo9334 well that's probably true lmfao

I'd be turned off by guys trying so hard to get my attention.

teacher and child care … not the same lol

@@vickycarr7114 oh shes a teacher? i thought it was a joke cuz she cares for cody lmao

@@bloxygigi7736 she’s a preschool teacher. raising the next generation

@@vickycarr7114 she is literally caring for the kids she teacher it’s pre-k

Yeah we heard it in the video too

Oh yeah my bad…I’ll start sayin “hey I’m grant and I’m a total piece of shit😃👍🏾” shut up dawg that’s so stupid😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@grantramirez7548 I mean if you really do suck that much it might be nice to introduce yourself with a warning.

@@grantramirez7548 if you have to constantly talk about how nice of a guy you are, you probably aren't..

@@grantramirez7548 they taught you in 6th grade you should never start any form of writing with “Hello there I will be writing this paper today to say…” Show don’t tell smh

@@ImprovXI thats actually a nice response

yeah, im assuming she meant it as a sub thing, otherwise why would she bring it up to all these potential partners?

@ I'm right there with you

What's a Bratty sub if you don't mind me asking?

@ No, definitely not. That was my first thought 😭😭

Neverrrrr understood it lol who told these girls this

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I literally laughed out loud this was too good 😂

Refridgulator alligator

But for now, in the air, Frigidaire!!!!

funniest shit ive heard today

dude this is living rent-free in my head ahahaha

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 haha truth

Whisper it in his ear..I heard he likes that 🤣

Kelsey got him on that skin care routine

YES SIS!!!!!!

Has he ever dropped a skincare routine. I’d follow it

I think he has a dealership with curology

The chairs got a mind of its own

If he replaces it I'm going to shake and cry

@@anonymousnotthegroup6013 he'd better not!

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gMZ43Zjni4M.html. ..

Lucky you

Waiting for Matpat to make a theory bout you

I’ve seen this dude even on Smite videos. The man is everywhere, meanwhile the mustache stays missing

Jerma*

i didnt think i'd find a jerma reference here

@@lillie4431 i mean that streamer is FUCKED

He's literally the impostor too.

you mean THE Jerma985?

He’s inspiring him to change his ways 😂

Next video is gonna be. FaceTiming Garrett 😂

He looks like obese pewdiepie

Giving him a 3 is generous tho

He has some conventionally attractive characteristics but they do not work together for me at all. Plus he RADIATES bad vibes before he even opens his mouth lol.

thats too high

his mom.. probably.

And the kid

@Ok Dirka dirka Muhammed, dirka dirka.

Is he a propane man or a charvoal man though? Id put my money on propane

he already has a grill lol

I’m confused, is he a surfer or a suburban dad

Why the "no"?

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gMZ43Zjni4M.html. ..

“The fuckword” 💀

the fuckword

id personally like to congratulate you on this original AND witty comment, well done vesper, well done

they might have a limit on how many times they can say it though, like sometimes there is a swearword "allowance" per like episode or season? idk i could be wrong

He's up there with Bling Bling

as a lady, accurate

this is exactly what that means lol

yeah they're only laughing because they dont wanna get kidnapped

Polite laughing so they don't get violent and attack you is the vibe

Fuck that’s really true….I’m just now realizing that

SUS?!?!?😳😳😳😳😳😳😐😐😐😳😐

Cracked me up hahaha

@@uasw6573 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳AMONGUSS

among us is already for chads

SusBoys😳😳😳😳😳

You from van too?

@@zookng hell yeah 😌

@@saram3449 canada right, cus theres a vancouver in Washington state too

@@zookng haha yes here in BC - vancity folk are a special breed

He looks like the quintessential white guy they cast to die at the beginning of every war movie

may the prophecy be fulfilled as you have written 🙏

And then react to it after each episode airs

I volunteer as tribute