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This week, Zero Punctuation reviews FIFA 13, with a twist.
Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist.
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@Overthought7 8 лет назад

Wow, after searching for "zero punctuation mark of the ninja" several times and getting "FIFA 13" as a top hit, I finally decided to just click on it, and now everything makes sense.

@moody1320 2 года назад

Hah

@vincentrose8725 2 года назад

Same but for Tokyo jungle

@namelessdork2256 Год назад

One of the best fake out episodes ever.

@neoman289151 9 лет назад

"On the subject of sex crimes, let's get back to professional football" Greatest ZP line ever.

@walkingcypress7314 8 лет назад

IKR

@DarkenedAuras7653 8 лет назад

My personal favorite is when he was describing Ride to Hell in his best of 2013 "That's not a game, that's congealed failure"

@konstantinschmitz3209 7 лет назад

I quite liked a line from Epic Mickey: ""In third-person games, the camera is like the working class: if you can't control it *it will plot to destroy you!* "

@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад

"Hey Yahtzee how's that underwater survival game going?" "WHO DARES TRESPASS UPON FORTRESS OCELOT ALPHA?"

@guguy00 4 года назад

Adam Johnson has left the chat

@JohnPinkrton 10 лет назад

This is what happens when Yahtzee's boss forces him to review a game he couldn't give a toss about.

@Valiordruid 10 лет назад

I don't think Yahtzee is ordered to review certain games. Because otherwise he'd be given a slap on the wrist and told to rewrite this episode when he proposed it. He just reviews them at his own pace; which is why his Skyrim review came around over five months after the game came out. This is just his way of saying the games don't interest him and he has absolutely nothing to comment on.

@JohnPinkrton 10 лет назад

***** Fair enough, though this comment was meant to be taken lightly.

@jroldo8353 10 лет назад

hes had episodes where he mentioned his editor asking him to do certain reviews.

@SpaceInvaderUpdates 10 лет назад

Roldo Mustache do you think they allow him to do it. As of delaying reviews of types. Because, Yahzee is the only thing that people come here for?

@jroldo8353 10 лет назад

probably

@msuperskarmory 10 лет назад

FIFA 13 IS A GAME IN WHICH YOU AND YOUR BURLY FRIENDS HELP A SMALL LEATHER SPHERE REALIZE ITS DREAM OF BEING IN A NET" best. Review. Ever.

@ShinRyuuji 6 лет назад

AND I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THAT'S BASICALLY A POSITIVE THING, NIGHTY NIGHT

@Ward1706 6 лет назад

"Then Resident Evil 6 came out and he had to sober up."

@TehTrollinStone 9 лет назад

I've always wanted him to review Tokyo Jungle, looks like that shit was hiding in this FIFA video that I was avoiding due to me assuming it'd be boring.

@wilsonsilva2918 8 лет назад

You assumed a Yahtzee video would be boring, it's your fucking fault

@TehTrollinStone 8 лет назад

Wilson Neto Right right, I made a mistake. Chill dude lmao

@AlexMartinez-cu5bw 8 лет назад

Did you want Yahtzee to review a stealth action game? Then watch his FIFA 13 review!

@andrewhale313 8 лет назад

Still better than FIFA

@DeathByAutoscroll 7 лет назад

Still better than FIFA with Twilight characters

@E1craZ4life 4 года назад

Watch his review on the latest Modern Warfare game.

@elevenmink3851 6 лет назад

Once in a blue moon, you get a gem of a Zero Punctuation video that exceeds expectations by being nothing like you expected and instead being much, much better.

@ultimateninjaboi 11 лет назад

I love how both the pinecone mirror and wall/root/ash/baby-heart challenges he references are 100% accurate descriptions of what you do in the game.

@pablodelgado7919 8 лет назад

I love the fact Yatzee doesn't give a fuck about FIFA games :D

@Rigel_6 8 лет назад

And who does anyway? *definately unbiased opinion*

@Kaefer1973 8 лет назад

I do! I like Pro Evolution Soccer, not because I play it, or care about soccer, but because it makes EA earn less money with Fifa Soccer (since I dislike EA).

@ZoruaHunter 8 лет назад

+Kaefer1973 But then you're giving money to Konami, which is arguably just as bad if not worse than EA.

@Kaefer1973 8 лет назад

Zorua Hunter Also true, but to me it's not yet as bad as EA.

@Argonwolfproject 9 лет назад

Last minute description of FIFA is the best thing he's ever said.

@Ghanemq8 9 лет назад

fifa is shit

@chickencooger34 9 лет назад

+Ghanem__q8 Yes, well done for understanding his obvious remark, congladurations!

@Ghanemq8 9 лет назад

chickencooger34 XD doog one

@bowserfan1008 7 лет назад

chickencooger34 can you quote him?

@gregorycomey 5 лет назад

I believe you meant 'last second'

@m0nkeychemicals 10 лет назад

Oh dear, I've started watching an archived Zero Punctuation. There goes the next two hours...

@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni 9 лет назад

Indie first person horror adventure on steam? Damn, times have changed. Once hearing that might have actually cappedmy interest.

@genericstickman5967 9 лет назад

Just take off adventure and horror and its fnaf

@jaypee9575 7 лет назад

I can honestly say this is the most extensive and in depth review of FIFA 13 that I have ever seen.

@Montesama314 10 лет назад

And that's what happens when the reviewer does not give two sh*ts about a game he's told to review.

@Montesama314 10 лет назад

***** Well, it is popular around the world, but if you ask me, a game that can end 0 to 0 doesn't sound like something to get into.

@easterdeer 10 лет назад

Nathan Frankwick Agreed. There are way better things to masturbate to!

@easterdeer 10 лет назад

I think many people have many different but wonderful tastes; however, I would wholeheartedly recommend a quick wank at the sun. Just don't point the eye directly at it and it really fuses your hydrogen [if you know what I mean [which you do [I'm pretty sure [more sure than I know how many brackets I have left to close... ]]]].

@ThierryRocksTV 10 лет назад

***** True dat.

@aqilproductions 10 лет назад

if you play FOOTBALL with the right people its fun. but i agree that watching it is boring as hell (with a few exceptions)

@SabreXio 8 лет назад

I can only wonder what The Escapist thought when he submitted this.

@trannyfragrance 7 лет назад

SabreXio here's yee paycheque

@biglegjeff 10 лет назад

This video greatly resembles my attempts to revise for exams.

@Burkutace27 8 лет назад

Pro tip; if you do want to try Anna get the extended edition. The puzzels while by no means easier at least have a basis in what a half way functional human mind would call logic.

@nathanquarantillo9475 8 лет назад

This is one of the hidden gems of the internet, I swear.

@frempy4426 5 лет назад

You mean ZP?

@thedaveastator7939 8 лет назад

Ah sweet! I've been weighing this decision up for 3 years now. Gonna get me fifa 13. Thanks Yahtzee

@kendromeda42 8 лет назад

You see, its this incredible amount of detail and focus that i love about this series.

@brandonbooth5069 8 лет назад

Since he loves stealth games so much, I am very surprised that he has yet to review Styx Master of Shadows. It's pure stealth, indie and surprisingly good. (I only ever found it because it was free on PSN one month.)

@qiff6667 7 лет назад

when he is going to review the tenchu series?

@Jaceblue04 10 лет назад

"I'm glad I don't live in this neighborhood; you probably can't even run yourself a bath until you've arranged twelve Snickers bars under the S-bend and pissed in the sink." lol

@unknownrostam 10 лет назад

Well, the game's set in Italy, so, y'know...

@CarlTheBanan 10 лет назад

Best FIFA review ever

@jamesshearer9705 10 лет назад

So in conclusion Fifa 13 has Yahtzee's approval, right?

@Japaneseanimeguy 10 лет назад

Unless you count what he said about not touching it with a 10 foot pole.

@jamesshearer9705 10 лет назад

he didn't actually say that about Fifa directly.

@Japaneseanimeguy 10 лет назад

James Shearer He was talking about such games in general and his inability to get around to actually talking about this particular game shows what he thinks. He just says it's ok cause as a reviewer he does kind of need to mention the game he was supposed to be reviewing and let people know if he thinks it's any good.

@rtyrtyrty123123123 10 лет назад

***** Honestly the reasoning for the 10 ft pole was referring to the fact that Yahtzee can't play them very well which wouldn't lead to a good review. Not really the same as mentioning if the games are good in general, then again I'm probably reading too much into it. This is Yahtzee after all.

@DILFDylF 10 лет назад

You're all reading too much into it, he never intended to review it, this was an extended joke.

@THE1gameaddict 10 лет назад

actually i think sport games are not worth reviewing. all it has is team updates, new players, and (sometimes) better graphics

@omt8913 10 лет назад

I believe they aren't even worth creating. If someone had to give a review about fifa then the only thing worth talking about is how similar it is to previous versions. The creators of fifa must be hungry for money and rely on fifa addicts to spend thousands of pounds.

@THE1gameaddict 10 лет назад

***** i agree but as someone who plays Fifa, i like the idea of playing a game based off my favorite sport and managing my favorite team, etc. so its all down to opinion. oh and on your point of cash hunger, EA makes most sport games so you should be able to add 2 and 2 here

@MeepChangeling 10 лет назад

Pretty much the same as fighting games and racing games... Same stuff, just more of it, or slightly different minor details. Honestly only the first title in a fighting or racing or sports series is worth reviewing or buying.

@DILFDylF 10 лет назад

Kyle Rhulain I disagree. At least in regards to racing games. Some racing games have a story, new mechanics, new tracks, etc. Ones like Forza are pretty much shit though, I'm a Need For Speed man. Or more accurately, I was a Need For Speed boy, haven't played one in ages.

@StardustWhip 10 лет назад

Kyle Rhulain i dare you to play Street Fighter 1 then play Ultra Street Fighter IV, and say that again. Or, alternatively, Super Mario Kart then Mario Kart 8.

@VanguardFencer 10 лет назад

"Friends helping a small leather sphere realize its dream of being in a net". The new definition of football.

@pauloandrade925 3 года назад

And hes totally right too

@wormwood5073 10 лет назад

Holy shit I can't breath. You've got yourself a subscriber, good sir.

@MagicalMaster 10 лет назад

Every now and again one of Yahtzee's jokes will just make me giggle without end. This time it was painting the protagonist of Anna as Mr. Bean.

@HylianMadness 10 лет назад

I think this is one of Yahtzee's best reviews, actually. Because what can you say about bloody FIFA? It's another soulless, corporate cash in, shit out by the most money grubbing game company in the world, to make a quick buck from gullible, stupid sports fans.

@ultimateninjaboi 10 лет назад

I love how the puzzles he names in Anna are actually 100 percent accurate

@jhatou 10 лет назад

I read half the comments to yahtzee's videos with a yahtzee voice. That's probably because they are written in an attempt at yahtzee's style lol. Or maybe that's just my imagination.

@wildroses2009 10 лет назад

I've always hated soccer, but his eight second review makes it sound kind of interesting. Even charitable.

@ShadowFangGaming 10 лет назад

IT'S FOOTBALL YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE

@wildroses2009 10 лет назад

***** Actually, what you should have said was: "IT'S FOOTBALL YOU AUSTRALIAN SWINE!" In Australia football refers exclusively to Australian Rules Football, which is super popular (especially in Victoria and WA), so we refer to what the rest of the world calls football "soccer" so we don't get it mixed up with AFL, the only true and proper football there is.

@TheKoolkid26 10 лет назад

wildroses2009 It is rough living in Australia and someone brings up football as that could mean 4 different things.... Union, league, AFL and soccer

@cat7883 10 лет назад

***** Actually, it depends on where you live. In the United States it's known as soccer. Elsewhere, mostly in Europe and South America, it's called football. wildroses2009 probably called it soccer because he/she lives in the United States.

@murrman104 10 лет назад

Catherine Wallace Actually I live in Europe(Ireland to be exact) and here in Ireland we call it soccer as not to confuse it with Gaelic Football but i myself refer to soccer as football

@UlithiumDragon 8 лет назад

1:25 I always break out laughing when I see that graphic with the prince from the Little Mermaid's plastic doll head cutting throats. It just looks so bizarre and out of place especially with his blank eyed emotionally look of mild surprise (but then that was the point of the analogy he was trying to make, so "gold star"). XD

@ldmt1995 9 лет назад

I'm glad that even with his busy schedule Yatzee can get up and say" I'l do a video just for the lulz"

@theSparkyDub 10 лет назад

Tokyo Jungle actually looks goo- wait... this is about Fifa 14 >.>

@disgustingweeabootrash1542 10 лет назад

*Fifa 13...

@grindorblackout1986 10 лет назад

Tokyo Jungle is good, but I warn you...it is a hard game. You`ll want to dedicate a lot of time to getting good at it

@Wintersmith12 5 лет назад

Every few years I forget the contents of this video and think "Wait, he actually reviewed a soccer game?"

@drewjstark 8 лет назад

This is a great fifa review I feel like I have already played the game

@drewjstark 8 лет назад

in the year 3333 on the 33rd day of the 33rd month don't worry about the problems they will be sorted soon.

@bazookaboss332 5 лет назад

You already played it by hearing the title.

@agiar2000 7 лет назад

All I know about FIFA 13 I learned from watching this video.

@mekassah5288 3 года назад

believe me That's all you need to know.

@The2econd3vil3xes 6 лет назад

But on the subject of sex crimes, let's get back to professional football. *SAVAGE*

@dstarr3 9 лет назад

This is my favorite ZP by a wide margin.

@iFACEPLANTalot1 10 лет назад

the best zero punctuation video

@DILFDylF 10 лет назад

Mailbag Showdown, by far.

@VanguardFencer 10 лет назад

In Mark of the Ninja, I think the bonus score for 0 kills is absolutely optional in case you want to try the stealth suit that comes with no sword and do a no kill run.

@nicolasselendy5877 9 лет назад

"[...]feels like assaulting a bouncy-castle with the back of a spoon." remains my favorit simile used on Zero Punctuation. xD

@voicedhyperion1011 9 лет назад

your incredibly detailed, and descriptive review perfectly listed everything the game has to offer

@pauloandrade925 3 года назад

Yup

@haloisepie 10 лет назад

The only football game I ever played was fifa 2005 because I could replay stuff in slow motion and slide around the pitch like an idiot. Also football sucks

@DILFDylF 10 лет назад

The only American Football game I ever liked was one for the PS1 in which you could tackle about once a second and I just spent the entire match rapidly tackling my dad's players for no reason.

@malevolution7041 10 лет назад

That sounds a lot like me. Have a certain time to do something, only to get distracted, and end up having something half-arsed at the end. Nice job, Yahtzee, for getting personal with me.

@NintendanGX 10 лет назад

Football sucks. There, I said it.

@TerrmediaReturns 10 лет назад

amen!

@TerrmediaReturns 10 лет назад

***** however it does kinda suck

@KieferDiego 10 лет назад

If futbol sucks then baseball blows.

@TerrmediaReturns 10 лет назад

Diego Kiefer becaussseee??

@KieferDiego 10 лет назад

TerrmediaReturns Because? If you expect an explanation the least you can do is state yours first to begin with.

@KanonHara 9 лет назад

Fifa, the most boring game in the universe. Amazing how he kept this video interesting.

@guillemmoreno5522 9 лет назад

Pretty much each and every sports game is a boring "game". And I put "game" between commas because to me this kind of "games" aren't games but simulators.

@underserf 9 лет назад

Guillem Moreno If you put it between quotes, we wouldn't have to pause twice :)

@guillemmoreno5522 9 лет назад

underserf Quotes can be called commas (inverted commas, but still). I suppose that's what you meant by that.

@guillemmoreno5522 9 лет назад

***** First of all, I'm talking about sports games, which I consider to be simulators, not games. Secondly, I'm not saying they're fake (they are though, that's why they're called simulators), I was implying I don't find them fun becuase they're boring.

@guillemmoreno5522 9 лет назад

***** I think you're not getting me. I'm not saying simulation games aren't games, I'm saying I classify sports games as simulators as well, since that's what they are. Putting the word "game" between quotes was to imply that I relate the word "game" with fun, therefore I meant that simulators aren't fun to me.

@pauljohnston7983 8 лет назад

best and most concise game review ever! 5/5

@Fullmetal21000 11 лет назад

He actually managed to do it in 8 seconds... Nice. Yahtzee, you're my hero. XD

@dowom1452 5 лет назад

He dodged reviewing the game just like i dodge revising for exams

@aidanivesdavis 11 лет назад

That was the greatest 8 second review I've ever seen.

@HereticDuo 10 лет назад

Wait wait wait you mean FIFA is now a full game? Great! I thought it was just a DLC that was released each year by satin himself.

@mummycanwatch 9 лет назад

exactly what i hoped for when i saw a *Fifa* review by Yathzee. amazing!

@TheRunningRoman 10 лет назад

I've never wanted to play a sports game because you inevitably like it and want a sequel and you end up buying some spreadsheet shit like football manager that somehow sells more than the world has population.

@1money11 8 лет назад

Review FIFA 14!!!

@1money11 8 лет назад

***** i didnt know that, but my previous comment is a joke

@genericstickman5967 8 лет назад

Now 17

@psdnmstr4609 8 лет назад

Magic maker is a game on steam reminiscent of the magika games as they both involve combining elements to cast magic

@seanoc4650 8 лет назад

With a twist he said, it'll be FIFA he said

@Tahames 10 лет назад

best review ever. I wish they would put the last 7 seconds on every fifa game going forward, or for that matter every game going forward.

@TakoyaKyono 9 лет назад

"I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!"

@anomaly7853 3 года назад

"Fifa 13? How the hell's he going to say anything interesting about that?", the creature asks in confusion, drawing the mouse cursor ever nearer to the video's thumbnail.

@gamesfrombefore6459 7 лет назад

In fairness there's a lot to be said for fifa as far as sports games go (not that I play religiously). Yahtzee's avoidance made me laugh though

@FulcanMal 5 лет назад

I've watched so many of these in the past few weeks now, and I've enjoyed them all, but none of them got me busting out laughing like I did when he began "Tokyo jungle..."

@rhysgerbiltron4041 9 лет назад

Fifa 13 received less criticism than portal or the last of us. Just think about that.

@Askorti 9 лет назад

Because nobody gave enough sh*t to actually criticize it? ;p

@catiseith 9 лет назад

Rhys Gerbiltron That says a lot about the standards in sports games, doesn't it?

@dickzabreesky7435 9 лет назад

Rhys Gerbiltron no, I refuse to spend that many fucks on that game.

@dickzabreesky7435 9 лет назад

Derp Herp the only point he had was that it was too short.

@tonycampbell1424 6 лет назад

Argeine Thriton Actually, he didn't say it was too short. He said Portal was short, but that the brevity was a positive attribute, "a good length."

@Gingeneer95 5 лет назад

This is literally the best video I've ever watched 😂

@bevvox 9 лет назад

...on the subject of sex crimes, let's get back to professional football

@soniclovesamygirl 9 лет назад

Alex Z Funny how I saw your comment when I was in the middle of Claptrap's Birthday Bash in BL2.

@soniclovesamygirl 9 лет назад

chris succee Alex Z's profile picture is CLAPTRAP you fucking tosser

@reoden7546 3 года назад

Those high scores were hilarious, getting beat out by a 3 yr old and Stevie Wonder. lmao

@guguigugu 9 лет назад

the last FIFA i played was 98. has anything really changed since then? i mean, it's still the same sport with the same rules, how much different can new FIFAs be? reviewing each single one really does seem pointless.

@Mark-xh8md 6 лет назад

guguigugu - Graphics, engine, new features, etc. I'm by no means a FIFA fanboy, but thinking there's no real difference between a game that came out 20 years ago vs one that comes out today is beyond stupid

@thehavenpress 8 лет назад

still the best review he's ever done...oddly enough...the best review of a FIFA game I've ever encountered as well

@ItsRetroblaster 10 лет назад

You Know what i love you Yahtzee honstley i do beacause it remineds me (Sorry spelling) im not the only one who thinks straight

@DoratTheKiller 4 года назад

Also, I didn't know it beforehand but this Anna review is exactly what I needed

@ECL28E 10 лет назад

Here's my review for FIFA 13. It's soccer. No more different from the other soccer games except prettier graphics. BOOM! done.

@ILCOVERU 10 лет назад

It's football, bro.

@ECL28E 10 лет назад

Not here in 'Murica! PS. I know

@Fsdude123 10 лет назад

ILCOVERU It's the same thing, bro.

@Ickdaogda 6 лет назад

It called football, americans play watered down rugby

@Daelyas 6 лет назад

for a nation proud of its tough guy image... they sure like padding themselves to the extreme just to play some rugby...

@ItsAnGoose 6 лет назад

Holy shit these old ZP episodes are fucking hilarious!

@tronovonflidder775 9 лет назад

It amazes me to see so many people who dislike something yet that something is like one of the most popular things on deh planet. FIFA, Call Of Duty, Twilight, Justin Bieber, etc.

@Lightwaverable 9 лет назад

Trollovon Flidder People dislike alot of things, but openly hate it more when many others like it.

@harleydirk6586 9 лет назад

The more attention something draws to itself, the more likely it will be scrutinised.

@brodenbates8544 9 лет назад

Trollovon Flidder If you were a true COD fan you would call it Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare, not COD Modern Warfare 1

@tronovonflidder775 9 лет назад

I'm not. I was there in the beginning and I loved the campaign, but I was never that into the multiplayer. As soon as the stories were being taken less seriously, I bailed.

@joesatmoes 9 лет назад

Fifa cuz it's the EXACT same thing every game and you might as well play the sport. COD because they are mostly generic linear brown-and-gray anti-Arab military FPS games whose popularity spawned many copies, Twilight cuz the characters and story are shit and the movies are awful, and JB cuz his music was not that good but he has gained an incredibly large amount of fans (mostly young teen girls, even though he is not that attractive)... Really, the whole problem is that there are many things that are much better that deserve that popularity much more.

@dropbear2616 5 лет назад

Man im surprised he didnt give fifa 13 game of the year in his top and bottom 5, this was his most positive review yet

@randomness4272 10 лет назад

I can see how Yahtzee couldn't find anything interesting to pull out from FIFA 13. If his analysis of the game was as in-depth as could possibly be it would be more or less 15 to 20 seconds tops.

@maciekx10 10 лет назад

Honestly I think that just saing its a football game is alredy an in-depth analysis for any FIFA game

@TooMuchSascha 11 лет назад

*Voice of Heath ledger's Joker* "It's not about sophistication...it's about sending a message..."

@Gboy86ify 7 лет назад

So is that a positive review for FIFA or?

@Rebellions 9 лет назад

The only sports game I ever got into was Blitz: The League, on the sole basis of being able to severely injure people and seeing exactly what I damaged in a slow motion X-ray style like it's Mortal Kombat. Though now that I think about it Blitz did X-Ray attacks first.

@Tactical_Werewolf 8 лет назад

Heres the thing about sports games. They are made for people who are fans of said sport and have already bought, played and splurged over and any attempt at reviewing is a waste of breath because like i said. The only people who would care already bought it and the majority who dont get on with their lives without a single thought for them. Great video btw lol

@untitled0123 8 лет назад

What i personally love about the fifa franchise and what keeps me coming back is the amazing variation and innovation with each new game. Its amazing to see how different of a game fifa 13 is compared to fifa 14. Truly something more game franchises should aim for

@bear_ontheroof 9 лет назад

I don't understand sports games, you can play the actual sport in real life. Whereas we can't exactly go to the nearest mountain to slay our friendly neighbourhood dragon.

@catiseith 9 лет назад

Björn du Toit I think it's in part because of playing by using players and teams from real life. Or creating your own player to compete against them.

@hobbermallow5764 9 лет назад

Björn du Toit At least in sports games you don't have to deal with the fucking idiot fans. It'd be funny to see a riot game mode where rangers fans and Celtic fans battle it out

@johncameron1935 6 лет назад

well you could, but murdering furries is illegal.

@shawn576 6 лет назад

Maybe you can play sports in real life. I can't even see my penis.

@supersasukemaniac 6 лет назад

Not everyone can due to Medical issues. I can't do ANY contact sports anymoe due to medical issues.

@conor-smith572 Год назад

This is easily one of my favourite ZPs. Keep coming back to either this or Ride To Hell

@DbonnRP 9 лет назад

i thought this was fifa lol

@lolcopter1911 11 лет назад

I can name various methods of doing so, including but not limited to: Shotgun, Desert Eagle, Rocket Launcher, Nuke, Killing Gloves of Boxing, Holiday Punch, Widowmaker, MPFB Devastator, Huo-Long Heater, Barbera Streisand etc.

@RecklesslyPessimistic 10 лет назад

So Yahtzee thinks Fifa 13 is good? Better go pick it up then.

@TheKoolkid26 11 лет назад

soccer/football is the most popular game in the world, so fifa games will never die plus playing fifa with mates is the fucking sweetest thing ever so violent so quickly

@rane932 8 лет назад

y'know technically he said it was a good game.

@lunavixen015 11 лет назад

I do watch it on the escapist most of the time, but sometimes i get on a random video spree and end up rewatching episodes.

@level58deathknight18 10 лет назад

What's funny is that even after playing this, he's still never played a "football" game. ;)

@PMSchut 10 лет назад

Then what is a 'football' game, then?

@level58deathknight18 10 лет назад

PMSchut Madden.

@PMSchut 10 лет назад

anonemuss93 Madden is a Football game, yes. But even if it is called Soccer in America, it still remains Football for the rest of the world.

@level58deathknight18 10 лет назад

PMSchut It was a joke, dumbass. The whole point was to make fun of people who call soccer football.

@cammce943 10 лет назад

anonemuss93 welp you done fuck up

@Klishar122 2 года назад

Well, that explains where the Tokyo Jungle reference was hiding. (Biomutant)

@DaLatinKnight 10 лет назад

Are sport games even worth a review? It's the same thing every year (well with a few tiny new features here and there).

@Dolbsha 11 лет назад

Since this video Anna has changes quite a bit actually, the door puzzle is actually a logic one where you have to find gar pieces to fix a mechanism that unlocks the door. it is quite interesting now.

@DoratTheKiller 4 года назад

This review is perfect. It applies to ALL the FIFA and PES games ever made. Before and after this one. Unironically

@MandleRoss 4 года назад

Best soccer game review ever! I've always thought that the only fun to be had in soccer is getting pissed with your friends and talking about other stuff while pretending to watch it and then cheering or booing whenever a goal actually happens. So, having to actually play the game while either sober, or so drunk you realize halfway through you are holding the controller from a different, currently switched off, console upside-down, kind of defeats the point.

@rainshel22 11 лет назад

the superiority of your intelligence is unmatched good sir may fortune find you wherever you go you man in a shining helmet

@OdaSwifteye 11 лет назад

Him talking about how convulted the logic puzzles were in Anna reminded me of his lets play of Curse Of Enchantia where the logic was also very odd.

@SlowDownWaitASecond 11 лет назад

FIRST....to know who hunter S thompson was which he was a great journalist who invented the style of gonzo and then was also really big on guns and acid and then was turned into a firework and had spirit in the sky played on his biography movie "Gonzo"

@OwenKoenig 6 лет назад

I wish he would "review" more fifa games like this. It was quite fun.

@stevenkelty8025 9 лет назад

wow there are so few soccer fans, i'm not really into fifa games but it is fun to take the shit out of friends, have them flip a table, then go outside and play a sport which you could have been playing the whole time.