Film Theory: How To Kill A Minion! (Despicable Me)

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The Minions in Despicable Me seem near indestructible! You know what that means ,Theorists! I must figure out how to DESTROY them! Today we will find the best, and most efficient, way to kill a Minion. Who says my Theories have no real world applications? Let's get testing Theorists!
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Комментарии : 10 тыс.

@lkawsome1711 2 года назад

I like how the minion movie purposely puts them in a cave for 150 years to stop the fact they would’ve been directly involved in the Holocaust

@tristancampbell4941 2 года назад

🤯🤯🤯

@bananabread8219 2 года назад

@@tristancampbell4941 yeah it is

@wolveraspeaks 2 года назад

🤔 Convenient considering their obsession with evil, but I guess we're only teaching kids how to be goofy evil, just nukes and science weapons, things they either can't get ahold of or haven't invented yet😁

@flamingpi2245 2 года назад

Oh… oh god

@Oxygen1004 2 года назад

@borealis5379 2 года назад

After watching all of Phineas and Ferb as a kid, It's really hard to forget what an aglet is

@wellusee688 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gfje8kAvXE0.html .

@deanw.3962 2 года назад

I was just about to comment that. I have the song stuck in my head now XD

@damiensheets8819 2 года назад

accurate

@Underboy-jh6nr 2 года назад

I didnt watch disney as child due to 1. Bieng welsh 2. Not enough expendable income for cable 3.only watching freeview channels

@maxtcl4138 2 года назад

I agree

@Noobnormality Год назад

I love how MatPat is straight up teaching us how to do a war crime.

@an-animal-lover Год назад

Genocide, Genocide, Genocide! Hm I wonder if RU-vid will remove thi-GENOCIDE!

@dave2919 Год назад

I call it my Friday night sleepover at my friends house at 12:31 am

@l0singzanity1 Год назад

It ain't a war crime if they aren't human. 😉

@mildlydumbperson8465 Год назад

Is it really a warcrime if its yellow capsules trying to purge the world into chaos?

@dontforgetyoursunscreen Год назад

@@l0singzanity1 hey I was going to say that

@robertminnie782 Год назад

I'd like to point out that Gru, too, in Despicable Me (2010), survived a massive bombardment of missiles from Vector-all direct hits that drove him into a crater. And he walked it off. The man is several times denser than the asphalt that got cratered. Maybe he's doped on that Minion juice too?

@deetsteve00 Год назад

That explains why he looks like he didnt age much even if it was 60 years

@robertminnie782 Год назад

@@deetsteve00 He's a solid unit of a cartoon character lol.

@dabatman5187 Год назад

@@deetsteve00 fun fact: Dr Nefario is likely in his 90s meaning Gru is probably not the only one drinking that minion juice

@matthewp9062 Год назад

@@dabatman5187 same with the villan from the second one he was famous when gue was young

@TheCoolChocolate_Official 11 месяцев назад

Didn’t he parkour on the missles? EDIT: He survived getting eaten by a shark, he is definitely strong

@earldlane 2 года назад

Matpat: tells us what an aglet is Phinneas and Ferb: What are we useless??

@jeristair 2 года назад

A-G-L-E-T. Aglet! Don't forget it

@fusionunderscore3668 2 года назад

I wasnt allowed to watch most cartoons when I was little, but I learned the word aglet from Terraria.

@trevpavey3505 2 года назад

Yes that is what I was thinking

@jellypeach68 2 года назад

@@fusionunderscore3668 WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?

@madkirk7431 2 года назад

Hi (unknown) and useless, I'm dad!

@BernieSandersOfficial 2 года назад

“You know how shoe laces have that little plastic tip at the end?” 2000’s kids: *distant screaming*

@powerjolt7215 2 года назад

A -G -L -E -T _Don't forget it_ 🎤

@penguin4056 2 года назад

A-G-L-E-T DON"T FORGET IT.

@raineecho4005 2 года назад

I was thinking Most of us probably know because I'm betting most of us have had a good childhood and watched Phineas and Ferb

@xxreuc8239 2 года назад

We’re gonna tie the world together!!!

@angelascott1404 2 года назад

@@penguin4056 please stop murdering my ear drums I can't stop singing a g l e t

@rdc2021 Год назад

Minons are basically the more child friendly, more adorable version of the Xenomorphs from Alien... the perfect organism that could be used to fullfill their Evil Agendas

@Lemonboba1 Год назад

"more adorable" more like more horrifying, those babbling yellow jellybeans are nightmare inducing sometimes

@rdc2021 Год назад

My personal head Cannon is that Gru and Dr. Nefario managed to tame the Xenomorph to make the do their will. Xenomorph ressemble their hosts( like the Xenomorph who came out of the dog walks on all fours like a dog). Gru must have used a Banana as a way to make them more docile towards their master. That would explain their color and size

@theleonpasta7336 Год назад

Apparently a director of the movies said that Minions can't biologically reproduce, either by splitting apart like amoeba or sexually. I think this could explain the retcon about Minions being created by Gru. Instead of making them from scratch like it was implied in the first movie he simply started cloning them around the time he was an adult explaining the blueprints for a Minion in the background of the first Despicable Me movie.

@ItsSproutNotSprig 6 месяцев назад

Dude they’re giving minions down syndome

@TimeBucks 2 года назад

finally an indepth tutorial

@beebarb28 2 года назад

@bentaylor735 2 года назад

@beebarb28 2 года назад

@@bentaylor735 hi

@krisjustexists_ 2 года назад

Been waiting forever for one 🙄🤚

@sabani3491 2 года назад

Hi timebucks

@jiaanonuevo7699 2 года назад

I'm surprised Matpat hasn't made a Coraline theory yet, It's literally one of the most detailed movies ever (in my opinion). Some have been starting to discover these hidden meanings and plot holes in these details.

@samitavelez 2 года назад

There are lots of coralline theories online so it makes sense that he wouldn’t want to do something that’s already been done

@WXB06 2 года назад

Also the movie it’s self wanted to be lore

@30.panduadithamawisnuputra79 2 года назад

@@samitavelez maybe he could make a video debunking some of those theories

@destroyerofmorons 2 года назад

He does a lot of videos that have already been done. He doesn’t care about originality, it’s about how good the content is

@Sprout3005 2 года назад

maybe he dosent like it

@goodluckgorsky3413 Год назад

5:01 also consider that a vat of lava would be extremely hard to get out of. Especially since minions don’t seem to be made for swimming in anything. I wouldn’t die if I was given infinite food and water in a 10 foot pit, but I still wouldn’t want to fall in that pit

@patsymaitano7966 2 дня назад

Aaaahh

@Wicked_Knight Год назад

Minions: Shrug off explosions that include high-speed shrapnel. Also Minions: Can be pierced by a needle. Minions are just viruses scaled up to the size of a human child.

@MiloMurphysLaw 2 года назад

MatPat: “Fun fact, the tip of the shoelace is called an aglet.” Everyone in the comments: “I know, I’ve seen Phineas and Ferb.”

@ninjaboss0933 2 года назад

same

@themountaindude 2 года назад

same (I hate minions so fing much!!!!) edit: I really hate them, but sht above was the reference to this girl - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4dgJryXqurA.html

@RoyalInspiration 2 года назад

I didn’t know that

@SerroDesch 2 года назад

I am from Germany and i know it too

@lizzieb.2001 2 года назад

Same 😂

@Ray-gp5ls 2 года назад

AGLET. Phineas and Ferb season 2, episode 3 “Tip of the Day” flashbacks.

@jasperwisecarver 2 года назад

they said don't forget it, and i never did

@matmurray717 2 года назад

YES I cant help but think of it whenever I hear that word 😂

@lolaasda1823 2 года назад

As i saw it that's what I was thinking

@lolaasda1823 2 года назад

I'm a counsler in camp and I put on the phenias and Ferb intro song for 5-10 year olds and not a single one knew what it was

@kkn_d7194 2 года назад

Friday Flashback

@HenryKopelson 6 месяцев назад

"Serving dinosaurs, vampires, the french..." -Film theory 2021

@h0rnyman403 Год назад

0:11 hey Vlad good to see you back

@rachaelhaggerty8394 4 месяца назад

Hah

@JustABeeKeeper8 2 года назад

Matpat: assumes that we don’t know what an aglet is Phineas and ferb fans: I have no such weakness

@beatcopdude9426 2 года назад

Us who watched the "why wolverine is really dying" game theory: I am truly superior

@beatcopdude9426 2 года назад

Nevermind, I'm stupid and made a mistake😅

@_Coopernicus_ 2 года назад

They told us don't forget it and we never did

@shira401 2 года назад

Exactly!

@nifflergaming8922 2 года назад

why did i searched for this comment but i think you didnt know that aglet is namet pinke in german

@dragolingrand8607 2 года назад

Remember the women who made an open statement about how she hates minions? I think she would LOVE to see this video.

@connorcrawford7059 2 года назад

ANYONE would love to see this

@DoritoIsBored 2 года назад

The thrid eye? Or something like that

@bigboss4178 2 года назад

Pupinia Stewart she also has a thing for Santa Claus and his meaty hands or something

@saxmd4912 2 года назад

You mean that girl who wanted a webkinz charm for her bracelet and spent 100$ trying to get it? Who ended up getting a minion plushie and had a breakdown on camera while squeezing it because she hated minions so much? My favorite youtube video of all time?

@MrSirWivd 2 года назад

My mom basically hates the minions, are you talking about her? Jk lol

@Yankeeontt Год назад

ok but minions do actually have hunger, in the ice cave montage you see them eating snow cones, so they did actually eat food during those few hundred years

@jediarcherbc709 Год назад

But snow cones contain a minimal amount of nutrients and mostly just acts as a source of water.

@Yankeeontt Год назад

@@jediarcherbc709 good point but that does still mean they need sustenance

@jediarcherbc709 Год назад

@@Yankeeontt Water means they need hydration. Which simply means they are a life form. Many animals can go without food for extended periods of time so can survive with minimal nutrition. But on the other hand, most animals die quickly without water aka hydration. They require hydration, not necessarily sustenance.

@hakiart7497 2 месяца назад

The intro 💀

@oleksahryciw9342 2 года назад

It’s also worth noting that minions wear protective goggles. ALWAYS. You never see them without their goggles, which could be evidence that their eyes are a sort of Achilles heel for the minions.

@wellusee688 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gfje8kAvXE0.html .

@Jamesi03 2 года назад

Like daleks

@estellesmith4118 2 года назад

Yeah. Their eyes probably are in the outside of their skull.

@williamdorfer7748 2 года назад

I think it might be because they evolved in the ocean and the googles are full of water so they can see

@guilhermerafaelzimermann4196 2 года назад

@@wellusee688 Does anyone know if this can technically be considered spam?

@AUT0B0T117 2 года назад

I feel slightly insulted that MatPat really doesn't think we know what an aglet is. Phineas and Ferb taught us well.

@FEELZ_SHARD 2 года назад

Agreed

@paulapiro 2 года назад

I was looking for this comment 😂

@FEELZ_SHARD 2 года назад

@@paulapiro same

@shreksswampsenseorhumanoid2457 2 года назад

why is this true lmao

@TomsterMusicFanGirl 2 года назад

"A-G-L-E-T don't forget it!" Impossible, even if I wanted to forget.

@katiedawson6337 Год назад

The lava thing is actually fixed by your video about Cru having 10k minions. Clearly lava is a valid threat for the OG 230, but Gru did some tinkering when he had their DNA to make the new ones impervious to those bombs. Also would explain how pins can puncture some but stronger weapons don't. There are differences between the OG 230 and the later 10k versions

@champion_ofcloud-var 10 месяцев назад

cru

@greenturtlgaming2554 4 месяца назад

I was thinking the same thing!!

@yongfenghuang2587 5 месяцев назад

You might also be able to make them depressed enough without a master that they never recover

@AddiFantaddiction 2 года назад

I love how matpat acted like we don’t know what aglets are. And he made a theory on Phineas and Ferb

@NoodleProductions 2 года назад

Three theories, even!

@sunshineleith5556 2 года назад

doof is the best character and you CANNOT change my mind

@depressantdrug 2 года назад

@@sunshineleith5556 Okay...

@riduanaqil1452 2 года назад

Ikr lol

@boothique 2 года назад

@@sunshineleith5556 why would i change your mind?

@drawingdragon 2 года назад

As a person who is obsessed with Minions and spent hours calculating the conditions they can survive in and telling my friends that they were basically immortal eldritch horrors.... bless you, Mat. I've been waiting for this for a long time

@joelrobinson5457 2 года назад

I actually have a theory that they're engineered by an alien race to seek out and sabotage evil, most of their leaders were slain by their lil yellow hands, gru wasn't because he wasn't a real threat

@drawingdragon 2 года назад

@@joelrobinson5457 I mean, valid point. They seem to always end up annihilating whatever evil force they were "helping"... yet Grus been here for like 50 years just fine

@joelrobinson5457 2 года назад

@@drawingdragon it makes sense, like a heat seeking missile

@BushMermaid1394 2 года назад

I like your pic, it’s pretty cool

@drawingdragon 2 года назад

@@BushMermaid1394 Thanks, I drew it myself!

@zombie_ice_king1691 Год назад

Looking at this video again with a more wiser mind, I realise that if a minion was realistic it would look horrifying

@onewaystaircase Год назад

I would say isolating them from a villain too. It would be a much slower process, since in the minions movie it takes a few centuries, but when they're in the ice cave with no villain, they start to give up on life. Plus, it even states that if they didn't have a villain they would PERISH. Perish is a key word because that means ☠

@Qveenshxt 2 года назад

Forget the theory, I’m offended that Mat truly thinks the generation who grew up with Phineas and Ferb doesnt know what an aglet is 😂

@cococrazy4963 2 года назад

ikr

@kkcake5771 2 года назад

Huh what's that? I think I heard of it

@kkcake5771 2 года назад

Nevermind

@InkWaxstudios100 2 года назад

Or Noggin because the whole nogginoid thing

@crepop9276 2 года назад

A.G.L.E.T THATS AN AGLET

@JimPickensCultist 2 года назад

Mat: *Talks about aglet like no one knows what it is* Everyone: Mat, we watched Phineas and Ferb

@muffin8460 2 года назад

Underrated comment

@GMYSTERYICTNF 2 года назад

A! G! L! E! T!!! Don't forget it now!

@royalguardracing6341 2 года назад

Aaa geeee llll eee ttt aglet Don't forget it

@frankieking6980 2 года назад

THANK YOU!!!! 😆

@royalhydra9790 2 года назад

Or odd1sout he talked about it once

@myleswelnetz6700 Год назад

The ONLY thing keeping the Minions alive is PLOT ARMOR.

@puzzle.wwp4 Год назад

Matt dropping the aglet fact like Phineas and Ferb didnt have a full song about the thing

@SuperIsaiah 2 года назад

Matpat telling his audience of 2000s kids what the aglet is is like telling a scientist what H2O means. We already know, matpat. We already know.

@patriciamontesdeoca7638 2 года назад

From Phineas and Ferb. Duh

@desired_effect5251 2 года назад

I forgor 💀

@SuperIsaiah 2 года назад

@@patriciamontesdeoca7638 don't explain the joke it's supposed to be a 2000s kids inside joke

@spoiledegroll8799 2 года назад

yeah don’t explain it

@powerjolt7215 2 года назад

A -G -L -E -T _Don't forget it_ 🎤

@Pekkhum 2 года назад

I feel like a Beezos/Minions relationship is actually a terrifyingly perfect match, except that the act of replacing his warehouse workers with Minions would actually make him less despicable.

@smileywhale 2 года назад

Honestly, I don't know why MatPat called him Beezos when his last name is Bezos (Bae-zose)

@gavintackett5626 2 года назад

How? You know how many people would be out of a job thus living on unemployment so they don't have to wor- oh. That makes perfect sense. One more step toward nobody having to work for anything again 😁

@eee1001 2 года назад

@@gavintackett5626 no you dummie, Amazon has terrible working conditions and no Union, seriously don't comment about stuff you don't know about

@joshgroban5291 2 года назад

@@gavintackett5626 you could say the same about sweatshops

@haze6647 2 года назад

I like how bezoz was potrayed as an evil, where the man a few trending video away up there was cherished. What's the difference really? Tuskla is just as evil as the other auto manufacturer, or even more, they put their brand everywhere slip them into every cartoon and movie, they feed on hype like many other evil one did, so that people would buy it, the devil is in the detail, other also make electric vehicle and develop a rocket, why dont you support them too?

@blakepitts3222 6 месяцев назад

MatPat, if you see this, it would be such a fun video if you talked about what would actually happen if the moon was shrunk down like it was in Despicable Me!!

@OjasJha-le2gy 2 месяца назад

0:01 i just now noticed h!tler,stal!n and vlad the impaler(i think) are part of the meeting

@Beppojoe 2 года назад

FINALLY! The tutorial I've been looking for!

@cheesesballs1106 2 года назад

😳

@user-nr3vg2xh6l 2 года назад

R/CursedComments

@frosteymau 2 года назад

I mean why can't good old viruses works

@crazyexperience8060 2 года назад

The best tutorial ever

@sophie6084 2 года назад

IKR FINALLY!

@Josh-kx4zo 2 года назад

Now that you mention the immortality of the minions, Gru has survived some pretty unsurvivable stuff across the movies. Getting bit by the shark in the first movie, getting through the floor trap leading to El Macho’s lair in the second, etc. Perhaps Dr. Nefario has already experimented with the minions immortality, granted himself and Gru some of their power?

@powerjolt7215 2 года назад

I remember how badass it was when Gru punched said shark.

@notisaac6041 2 года назад

@BILLIE SAYS DUH shut up

@tacoclaus8168 2 года назад

Don’t forget that he also gets blown up by like 30 missiles at the end of the break in montage before he meets the girls

@vincesaenz2760 2 года назад

@FandomKween13❎ What about 20 missles?

@KingNedya 2 года назад

There is a RU-vid video that goes over Gru's insane feats, I think it's called "The Absolute Size of Gru". There is also a sequel about Shrek.

@imadeaboobooyeah Год назад

Film theory, chill 0:01

@nikochn2321 Год назад

according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.😵🥲

@simpleviewer1334 2 года назад

another simpler way would just to prevent them from finding an evil master to serve or just isolate them forever, I mean, the Minions Movie literally says and I quote "They felt empty inside, without a master they have no purpose, if this continues any longer, the Minions would *Perish* ".

@thedolphinqueen6474 2 года назад

Genius.

@Subject-21 2 года назад

But they were chilling in the ice cave for over 100 years without a master, so how long would it take for them to die

@oof5576 2 года назад

They had the yetis as a master

@channingbartrug9610 2 года назад

This is not the way to go

@ahumanofthisrealm4230 2 года назад

Nice life hack

@AnonymousInternetUserLaine 2 года назад

I feel offended that MatPat had to say that the tip of a shoelace is called an Aglet like none of us have ever watched Phineas and Ferb

@felixfauxington99 2 года назад

Fun fact, the guys who sung the intro for the song are middle aged now lol

@fwMMVII 2 года назад

I haven't. :\

@felixfauxington99 2 года назад

@@fwMMVII WATCH IT NOW.

@fwMMVII 2 года назад

@@felixfauxington99 I don't have Cable, lol.

@felixfauxington99 2 года назад

@@fwMMVII USE THE INTERNET

@GhostW1thTheMost Год назад

thank you matpat, now i can finally make that minion slaughter-room i always wanted.

@Notagity Год назад

0:01 oh wow i did not expect this for the start of a matpat video

@amokriinprolgiid3409 2 года назад

Matpat up in here acting like the aglet isn't public knowledge now because of a Phineas and Ferb song.

@theironrubberduck 2 года назад

I actually forgot even after seeing it

@riduanaqil1452 2 года назад

Ikr

@themagikconk 2 года назад

A G L E T. aglet don't forget it!

@Jig_up 2 года назад

I was quietly chanting the word “aglet” as you described it until you finally said it, as this was a fun fact I happened to know

@lemonadesnake 2 года назад

A G L E T don't forget it!

@cosmiclikesminecraft 2 года назад

Only Phineas and Ferb fans would obsess so much over the rip l tip of a shoelace hahaha

@cosmiclikesminecraft 2 года назад

@Phoenix 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚢 PROFILE huh funny

@TheBluePhoenix008 2 года назад

Ferb Ik what we're gonna do today

@Dk-man 2 года назад

Why did he run from polar bear

@sunjangtrakool7126 Год назад

You can't attack minions with missiles or lava but you can still stick a needle into it.

@idredgaming6729 2 месяца назад

i love the beginning

@ShadowDemon_4 2 года назад

"That tip of the shoelace is called an Aglet." Me, who remembers that one Phineas and Ferb episode: Yes, I know that.

@wellusee688 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gfje8kAvXE0.html .

@ChaseyWasHere 2 года назад

@@wellusee688 why are so many of these comments

@zakumbazaa 2 года назад

@@ChaseyWasHere it’s a cookie logger don’t click it

@ChaseyWasHere 2 года назад

@@zakumbazaa I won’t click I just think it is weird that every comment has a reply like that one

@fw1573 2 года назад

MatPat: We can’t freeze them, starve them, blow them up, so what can we do? Snoopdog: What about a doorbell that scares package thieves away? Thank you mid-roll. Thank you.

@reddzjagulus756 2 года назад

😂😂

@mitskisaves 2 года назад

Why would a package thieves ring a doorbell

@jaboiii7058 2 года назад

Ask then who their boss was through 1939-1945. They'll end combust

@greenturtlgaming2554 Месяц назад

463 likes. As a railfan, that’s awesome.

@thepro6794 2 месяца назад

That intro is crazy

@Zranitzi 11 месяцев назад

Thank you, this video was very helpful

@beckfenn5559 2 года назад

Matpat: You know how shoelaces have that little plastic tip at the end… Me: If Phineas and Ferb taught me anything it is ‘that is called an aglet’ ~A G L E T, (aglet) don’t forget it.~ Matpat: Also, fun fact that little tip of the shoelace is called an aglet. Me: I just said that!

@sirbuckymcducky4304 2 года назад

Surprised he didn’t mention it

@heath6802 2 года назад

The impact of F&P, along with a love for Bowling for Soup

@addieee1194 2 года назад

I learned aglets from theodd1sout

@sir_zech13.7 2 года назад

this is the same thing that went through my mind when it happned

@Alec7rix 2 года назад

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here's why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

@Speedyboi69. 2 года назад

But can he beat Goku tho

@Alec7rix 2 года назад

@@Speedyboi69. yessir

@Screen0 2 года назад

he can electrified tho

@heartlessnobody1143 2 года назад

Gru is a naturaly born space marine

@rxindwt 2 года назад

Ok but W H A T.

@savingcpr5450 5 месяцев назад

9:37 nahhhh the editors knew what they were doing with where they put that light switch 💀

@user-zs6gg8fp5l Год назад

Man these video keep getting better

@EUGE_T_T 2 года назад

Matpat is doing God's work here.

@was3513 2 года назад

Amen.

@aratusingtheinternet 2 года назад

Amem

@eggsforbreakfast01 2 года назад

You stole the words right out of my mouth. Also... Amen.

@lampeater5497 2 года назад

ah, men🏳️‍🌈

@horizon6961 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kkc4rqPk_Us.html

@AutisticCereal 2 года назад

I just imagine a bunch of TF2 medics with needle guns fighting off a horde of minions

@displeasedgentleman7360 2 года назад

It shall be war

@bimorepolish6866 2 года назад

Wwiii when Germans take the fight against tik taks

@heavy9796 2 года назад

Men Go get zem

@leonardusrakapradayan2253 2 года назад

The only time battle medics are allowed

@bojogaming9385 2 года назад

Meet the immortal yellow tik tak thing DUH DUH DODUH

@flintson2268 Год назад

YES FINALLY WE HAVE NEEDED THIS!

@chungbung2022 Год назад

Phineas and F erb already tought us what an aglet was, keep up

@amandaneumann8438 2 года назад

The fact that matpat didn't realized that a whole generation started to sing Phineas and Ferb's A G L E T song immediately at 8:00 😂😂

@eggstremegoat 2 года назад

YEESSS, i was also going to comment that

@gender-fluidARMY 2 года назад

Me included

@qberrygamz7049 2 года назад

Guilty as charged

@thatdude._. 2 года назад

Fr tho 😂💀💀

@jonahhumfleet472 2 года назад

A G L E T AGLET DONT FORGET IT

@VoidKing666 2 года назад

8:00 How you didn’t make a Phineas and Ferb reference is beyond me

@jacobreeder8155 2 года назад

same

@mohammadfatta5720 2 года назад

Right

@reandoessomething9933 2 года назад

I was expecting a pun tbh

@Komet512 2 года назад

That's exactly what I was thinking

@nautical_z 2 года назад

I don’t get it

@XtraGreen_ Год назад

11 months later and there is a Minion cult

@justallwrong5401 2 года назад

People who watched Phineas and Ferb: "Gentleman, it's our time to shine."

@tuxtheidiot1767 2 года назад

English isnt my native, so even tho i watched Phineas and Ferb alot, I never understood anything. Can someone explain the joke to me

@endertobias1908 2 года назад

@@tuxtheidiot1767 ive watched every episode of phineas and ferb multiple timds and I dont even get the jome

@Clone1961 2 года назад

@@endertobias1908 same here

@zealotoftheorchard9853 2 года назад

I think they mean the aglet fact thing

@hidden2487 2 года назад

Ah yes the aglet episode

@carlosocasio2247 2 года назад

“The tip of a shoelace is an aglet” My friend, Phineas and Ferb taught me that a long time ago.

@benh.6897 2 года назад

Candace taught me at the end

@powerjolt7215 2 года назад

A -G -L -E -T _Don't forget it_ 🎤

@Cheeser409 11 месяцев назад

Tutorial worked great :)

@DrawnX-10 Год назад

Rest in peace bob you were missed

@Bagimations 2 года назад

It’s been a while, but I think I remember something in Minions: Didn’t they say that the minions would fade away after two long without serving someone evil? That might do it. But idk it’s been awhile

@treehugger0241 2 года назад

Maybe, but considering they were stuck in a cave for almost two centuries and got out alive, safe to say we need a quicker approach.

@Morningstar_37 2 года назад

@@treehugger0241 They had the yetis in the cave

@Nikos-iy7hi 2 года назад

The would go really depressed

@johncarlocagaoan6252 2 года назад

Thats also my theory if they don't find an evil master for too long they will get depressed and die which is a more nonviolent way of killing them just let them be depressed.

@liker-qd4fz 2 года назад

@@Morningstar_37 The yetis were there beforehand.

@joshboston624 2 года назад

Film Theory Idea: How did the animals in Zootopia evolve and thrive in the society they live in? Because carnivores, such as lions and tigers, must have to eat other things instead of meat and how would it effect them. Also at the beginning of the film it clearly shows there were natural ecosystems so how do the " districts" are so close and finally can climate change play a fact in their world and the demise of their society?Thought it would be an interesting topic.

@hexi9595 2 года назад

Alternative answer to the theory. Carnivores are carrion eaters. The other animals that die of natural causes get turned into food for carnivores.

@theflyingpenguin5270 2 года назад

Or they eat fish and bugs (which has actually been confirmed) But how do they get their ice cream?

@briangriffin8652 2 года назад

When you really think about it, you don't see any anthropomorphic reptiles or birds or amphibians in their universe so the carnivores perhaps prey on them.

@theflyingpenguin5270 2 года назад

@@briangriffin8652 That is a possibility, but they could also be sentient

@JoseRicardo-js3pp 2 года назад

My theory: Fishes and Invertebrates

@Breadbraer Год назад

Mat Pat is the only guy that i will listen if he says something educational

@antonjehovasvidne2961 Год назад

How to stop the Minions: They crave evil, and only do Evil if they have a master, so stop all evil in the world

@noahgarner4211 2 года назад

Matpat:"The tip of the shoe lace is called an aglet" Everyone who watched phineas and ferb: now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

@bhigyanpul2062 2 года назад

This guy is the real deal

@linkholder 2 года назад

@@bhigyanpul2062 ikr, this MatPat sure knows his sfuff

@bhigyanpul2062 2 года назад

@@linkholder I was waiting for him to mention that reference

@majamystic256 2 года назад

I heard aglets first from Terraria

@bhigyanpul2062 2 года назад

Vote the imposter

@JustJustin. 2 года назад

Hey MatPat, I have a very special request for a Film Theory. I feel like now is more appropriate than ever. In case you weren't aware, around this time 2 years ago, Denise Nickerson (Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka) sadly passed away after multiple health complications. In her honor, I would like to see you tackle the science of Wonka's Three course meal chewing gum, and I mean all aspects, including how it can change its flavor over time, how it can mimic the satisfaction of a three course dinner, leading up to, of course, what goes wrong that turns the victim into a blueberry. You can also maybe go into some nutritional facts like with the Marshmallow Man theory, or HOW the victim is supposed to be juiced, but let's not make it gross! With the 50th anniversary of the movie just passed, I believe this would be a perfect way to celebrate and pay tribute to such a beloved actress!

@juliusschultz2661 2 года назад

That's a good idea

@MGD07524 2 года назад

Oooo yes 🙌 please

@sunflower8227 2 года назад

i wish this was at the top.

@sekoubastien7910 2 года назад

She shall be missed

@annacreekmore8245 2 года назад

This is a great idea! Try shooting him an email if you wanna boost the chance of him seeing this.

@willowleigh1786 Год назад

Thank you for the tips

@delossantosdaviddaithon3593 Год назад

Name: minions Superpowers: indestructible,immortal. Weakness: a little needle

@gorjegiron1777 2 года назад

Matt telling us what an Aglet is- Phineas and Ferb: hold up we already did that years ago

@wellusee688 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gfje8kAvXE0.html .. .. ..

@bonsloweffect1449 2 года назад

That's exactly what I was thinking of

@Reznovelty 2 года назад

Why are there so many bots :(

@antoinegaming936 2 года назад

@@Reznovelty Muslam mortons

@powerjolt7215 2 года назад

A -G -L -E -T _Don't forget it_ 🎤

@TheAdvertisement 2 года назад

0:23 Oh my god, I just realized. Minions are literally working for bad guys, by being the face of an overly self-indulgent kids franchise and making millions lmao.

@MasterQ18 2 года назад

What

@jangamecuber 2 года назад

@@MasterQ18 He means illumination is the villan.

@MasterQ18 2 года назад

@@jangamecuber how

@jangamecuber 2 года назад

@@MasterQ18 He means illumination is bad because they make an annoyingly bad kids show and make billions. The minions are part of illumination, which means that the minions are working for illumination, the bad guys.

@MasterQ18 2 года назад

@@jangamecuber Illumination isn’t that bad like come on

@SnowLily123 9 месяцев назад

7:55 aha! Phineas and Ferb has yet to let me down! 😂

@DumbGuyGames 9 месяцев назад

A-G-L-E-T DONT FORGET IT

@Welv1987 Год назад

So, basically the Minions are the peak of evolution. They are perfection

@Sausketo 2 года назад

Fun fact, the reason lobsters die when they get old isnt from old age, they are either eaten, or they become so big that they are no longer able to molt because of how much energy it takes

@pastajade Год назад

Andrew I worry for you

@Sausketo Год назад

@@pastajade im ok, thank you for your concern, life has not been the best

@skither4305 Год назад

God loves every single one of you, also please turn to God and not sin!

@lenarianmelon4634 Год назад

@@skither4305 lobster

@GaeGhost Год назад

@@skither4305 relevance?

@antonschmitz2255 2 года назад

Since they might have evolved separate to eukaryotes, they might not even have telomeres. Procaryotes like bacteria often have ring shaped DNA, thus they don't need telomeres. In the Intro of the Minions it isn't clearly shown if they have circular, chromosomal or some other kind of DNA, but it definitely is a possibility. A circular DNA would also explain why they don't age, and would make it easier for Gru to clone them and for El Macho to mutate them

@zadiczane7618 2 года назад

I am fucking impressed, good work man

@fishfishfishfishfishfish 2 года назад

I would totally believe this

@ghost-qm2lj 2 года назад

What about the invulnerability of the minions? Also in the minion orientation day they show the minion with dna that is not round.

@J.A.huscher 2 года назад

Circle DNA means no aging?

@SnickersEatsCookies 2 года назад

*Applause* 👏👏👏

@robertminnie782 Год назад

Finally, *Episode II: Attack of the Minions*

@adrianecrabtree4018 Год назад

Fortnite!!!!!!!!!!!!! Battle pass!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohio and u will take your way away if the people aren't know? I don't know what I type I just typed random stuff okay I'm not sexual kid please I'm 28

@Slav_boi Год назад

Judt a great turitorial for this thing!

@richardfinney6339 2 года назад

MatPat: Those plastic tips on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. People who watched that one episode of Phineas and Ferb: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you

@caviar_consumer 2 года назад

People who watched that one odd ones out video: I’m 16 parallel universes ahead of you

@sonicthehedgehog7354 2 года назад

I know right

@Patfustys 2 года назад

@@caviar_consumer I mean the phinaes and ferb episode was older

@Patfustys 2 года назад

@FandomKween13❎ lmao troll

@richardfinney6339 2 года назад

@FandomKween13❎ When is anyone gonna use that information? A job interview? Knowing what an aglet is isn't trivial, it's just a fact about shoes that, when the Phineas and Ferb creators learned it, they were just like "Huh, neat. We should make an episode about that.". The only way that information is useful is in VERY specific circumstances.

@colingrimm7507 2 года назад

matt: * drops knowledge on aglets * me, who watched season 2, episode 3 of Phineas and Ferb: Look at what they * points at viewers * need to mimic a fraction of our power.

@leakthefinestmusic6285 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gA9bmyYSmWs.html

@derrinerrow4369 2 года назад

A-G-L-E- T! don't forget it!

@CHEESEPUFF_7 2 года назад

We will never forget

@colingrimm7507 2 года назад

@@derrinerrow4369 When gonna tie the world together, one word at a time!

@colingrimm7507 2 года назад

@@leakthefinestmusic6285 i don't understand the relevance, but ironically, i just got back from a vacation to florida

@wolfhack555 Год назад

this guy is an genias scientist but uses it to answer movie and game questions waht a legend

@theatomcbucket7700 Год назад

In the minions movie it is very much hinted in the opening credits that they’ll single cell organisms or at least something like that explaining the durability along with the fact that they split like cells to reproduce so I think that a virus that stop some fun reproducing and makes them less tough would work

@firefli9975 2 года назад

Mickey in a club with history's most horrible people is incredible.

@kasbt 2 года назад

Villain Pub.

@celiacipher168 2 года назад

@@kasbt I have found another HISHE viewer

@user-zw3uu7ch3o 2 года назад

@JEpronuke Saddam Hussein was pretty fuckin bad man

@wolfless21 2 года назад

Mickey oddly fits in

@CanadianGlobe 2 года назад

@JEpronuke "Saddam was convicted of crimes against humanity-including willful killing, illegal imprisonment, deportation, and torture-and was sentenced to death by hanging." seem's legit

@Hawsler 2 года назад

Gru is the most relatable character. “sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems.”

@orangelake2268 2 года назад

Same

@arubikcubethatshouldnthave4440 2 года назад

indeed

@OnTheSamePage- 2 года назад

Same here

@Hackerthirtyone Год назад

All the dictators at the start killed me

@mkalic7423 Год назад

5:05 The Dinosaur that they Followed Millions of Years before died in Lava I think, maybe that's why they're scared of Lava

@Arguyus 2 года назад

I disagree with Mat, Minions seem to have a track record of killing their employers with Gru being the only exemption, so they will start depopulating the pool of evil people once Gru is gone.

@pyrarius1598 2 года назад

But that was always accidental and took place over years

@ALT0_768 Год назад

pretty sure scarlett is still alive

@hanzzel6086 Год назад

@@ALT0_768 Alive, but imprisoned. Though she may have died of old age by now.

@nicogon9033 2 года назад

Matpat: defines aglet Everyone with a childhood: we already know

@sunshineleith5556 2 года назад

Doof: what kind of a plumber are you anyways? perry: [removes plumber hat] Doof: a platypus plumber? Perry: [puts on fedora] Doof: peeeeerry the platypus plumber??? Perry with a dissapointed look on his face: [removes plumber belt] Doof: PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

@kearko3564 2 года назад

grapes

@greenturtlgaming2554 Месяц назад

But I’m a 2010s kid born in the late 2000s (yet I still saw it). Am I a baby?

@meanwhileinouruniverse7713 Год назад

fun fact: if you watch minions where they meet Scarlett at the freezing-ray place you can find Gru in the background and at the last second he turns around and look at the minions

@muted5ilence Год назад

As someone who had an awesome english teacher that also had us play trivia atleast 4 times, I unfortunately already knew that the end of the shoelace is called an aglet. My favorite that I already knew was that the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn (mostly bc I researched it for a website in web design in middle school)