Film Theory: The Christmas CRIMES of Santa Claus 

Their ancestors are indigenous to the Feywild, after all.

I mean... you're not wrong, though. Fae are the definition of mischievous (and often malevolent) tricksters.

@@IceMetalPunk That's why parents back in the day would have house rules like "keep your elbows off the table" or "don't/do wear shoes inside." So you see if the Fae ever break one of these rules you can make their contract void by saying "This is my house my rules" which parents say almost all the time, so you see if the Fae follow even the smallest rules they would have to recognize the authority the parent has over the house/household so by that logic any contracts a Fae makes in a house would have to abide by the authority of the parent/whoever came up with the house rules...so by that logic the parent could say that any contracts the Fae has is unacknowledged in the house/household therefore making the contract void in the house......... theoretically.

the christmas/short elves to be exact.

The fae are indeed neither orderly or chaotic. Mischievous and acts on a whim, but even they have someone to answer to make sure they don't turn on one another.

So it's done by Klingon Promotion standards. Was the original Santa a Proud Warrior Race Guy?

With how much noise he made, it's also very possible that this was suicide. Either so depressed he didn't care anymore and didn't try to hide so someone would end it, or going "Yeah this scrooge would annoy Bernard, I'll make sure he notices me."

@@stevenscott2136 Like Odin?

How is this an example of capitalism if he doesn't get paid isn't that closer to comunism.

Danny Gonzalez was ahead of his Time

?!

WHO AND WHERE????

I think the eleves are just there to do market research and naughty and nice recon

Despite the unorthodox way he enters be rest assured Santa is welcome.

If you setup a "Christmas Tree" and set out Cookies, you've invited him in. It's probably another contract on that card or on even type of pine tree if you know where to look :p

Is it even considered breaking and entering if the people inside are expecting you to come in and put presents under the Christmas Tree? Especially when there is a cookie and a glass of milk waiting for you.

Tbf this might just be my family but we didn't have a chimney when I was a child so we had a big fake magic key that we left In the back garden for santa to get in so he not breaking into every house atleast

@@willwh9228 That's actually a really great tradition. I had always heard some version of "one kind of appears" or "he has his way" sort of thing; but a Santa key is adorable.

Very true

@@Sofia-iw7ub be quiet

@K A D E L Y N♋️ shush

*Every retail worker has entered the chat*

yep

Yeah it is pretty coldblooded of how they don't give a single tear

Whoa!! That makes so much sense actually!!

That's what I always figured was the case. Glad someone agrees

I'm guessing the elves telling Santa a month before Christmas is like how people would wait a few days to name their children to see if they would survive. "I guess this one is going to stick around, so let's tell him he needs a wife"

@@StephenShepherdOfficial - More like "Glad someone brought it up" because most people wouldn't even think of it.

600th like congrats

Your on to something

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Ok

It's Christmas Eve in my place now

I was just thinking about that yesterday myself!

watch the show the santa clauses in one of the episodes it goes into detail about how scott became santa and everything

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Wise word right there.

And it was inside us all along

Would that make me Santa? I hope not, as I do not have the time to make toys when the multiverse is at stake.

That's so magical, actually, like how else would you do that?

hello

I thought these were horror movies just covered in sugar when I was a teen. Dude accidentally kills santa, forced to become santa, loses connection with his family and friends, and he had to make someone go through almost the same thing just so she can be his wife. To top it all off, he has to pretend he's enjoying it so he doesn't become super depressed (which we all know how that would go).

Wow you and Matpat are great at ruining my childhood 🤩

@@gelainesenatus3872 hi!

I love this one its my favourite

I felt the same when I saw it

Cycle of theory indeed.

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dang

You sound like you have a problem with it. He’s just doing what he likes breh. You still clicked on the vid and prolly watched it.

Yes but once he looks into it we all care about it 😂

I'd imagine they'd be like "Emily WHAT IS THIS???????????????"

please don't stalk me

@@Blacksmith52 nah don't worry i won't but i gotta say that is a pretty decent house you got over there

@@Blacksmith52 It took me WAY too long to figure out that this comment was refering to their username.

@@crmpldleaves lol

Me to

Me neither

Same. The title must be changed Edit: the thumbnail too

Correct

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What else is there to do at the north pole? Cross country skiing? Whaling? Not exactly a vacation paradise!

Also Amazon: At Amazon we give everyone a new opportunity at life, work at Amazon!

Wow 5 spammers in the thread alone! Why is everyone ignoring this?

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Especially when you consider that Curtis is about 900 in the 3rd movie, which means that he's seen at least 27 different Santa's over his lifespan (according to your math)

That's horrifying

@@tromedlovdrolmai Exactly! From Curtis's perspective, each santa would be incredibly short lived, each only living 3-4% of the time he's been alive.

@@jakejuracka Like a sick Petsmart goldfish. That's awful.

Even as a kid, when I watched this movie, it didn't feel right. It's one thing to be Santa for one Christmas, but to be forced to be him for the rest of your life doesn't seem right

same here matpat bringing up the other misses claus from the other santa got me.

And is no one gonna bring up that santa breaks and enters into childrens homes and stalks them?! oh. just me okay.

lol oof

@@copycat8512 if you put cookies in a tree out your pretty much inviting him

But what about all the other Santas, I mean Scott can't be the only one to survive for 10 years. The idea of Mrs. Clause had existed long ago. And what does Mrs. Clause has anything to do with Christmas? She's just Santa's wife, and that's it. So what happens to Mrs. Clause, is she is forced to marry the new Santa?

@@Nameless82284 She could be required to move away from the North Pole

@@kamille286 And what if the man who became Santa was already married? Does his wife have to become Mrs. Clause, or does the previous Santa's Widow force to marry the new Santa, and the new Santa has to leave his wife.

@@Nameless82284 How do you think they know Santa's died on the job? The Mrs Claus is how they knew.

Which is kind of negligent on their part if they know it means no more Christmas ever again if he doesn't do it. That should have been told to him in the first week.

Yes

hey I'm ok with that. as long as the gifts are good and they don't steal anything then good.

@@vickramsingh5814 I think I'd rather he just mailed them to me personally

@@QuokkaWaka People will try to steal if their naughty cause mailing would put the gifts outside.

And as Patrick has said: "Like a genie"

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Yup

Yup

I mean it's not a theory it's the truth

@TommyGaming 🅥 you too

a need of over a million elves for that seeing as there is over 200 million people in the US

Ever heard of the elf on the shelf? That’s literally what they do

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What about digging water lines, gas lines, and what about electricity

@@retrogamer3137 Better question: How does he still get those after leaving with the balloons..?

if were asking questions then are the werewolves in twighlight actually werewolves bc i did a little research into mythical beasts and its part of the freaking lore of werewolves that they only transform on a full moon and the werewolves kinda seem to more closely follow being animangus (idk how to spell that)

@@dimecloud9872 yeah that's what I mean. I'm referring to Carly already living in paradise falls. But how is he actually living there ?

@@retrogamer3137 I thought you meant whether it was legal or not mb

He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you are wandering And your soul he will take

Wait? What is he rescuing the child's soul from? Eternal wandering? And if Santa was already punishing naughty children by leaving coal, what's the purpose of a Krampus who, I don't remember exactly what he does. Kidnap children and beat them? Or eat them?

How is it an example of capitalism if he doesn't get paid isn't that closer to comunism

@@osmosisjones4912 I think you pasted in the wrong comment

@@osmosisjones4912 capitalism is the way of obtaining work force, using the workers as hard as you can with giving them as little compensation as you can for your own benefit, (this is an exageration, but you get the point)

@@elric1763 that's socialism. . other ways they be Paid more for harder work those removing economic equality. Stalin Cuba Venezuela Mow . And competition for workers has done more good any union has .

@@elric1763 yes that's literally a fundimental result of capitalism. Unless you have a monopoly. Like the government. With examples in objective reality.. the reason the 2 words WHAT ABOUT is your Kryptonite points to objective reality

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My theory on that is that Mrs. Claus disappears the moment Santa Claus does, so the elves had warning that Santa had died several hours before Scott arrived. Their indifference about it implies to me that they didn't like the old Santa much.

i think as kids we just assume "the elves are magical as well as having a lot of technology" so they probably know/sense the old santa has died and that theres a newbie coming. so while Scott is finishing Santa's delivers the elves are dealing with the loss of the previous santa. P.S. not to mention the timey wimey influence of santas sleigh might have something to do with it"

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@GABRIELLA that era of youtube Is LONG GONE

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Made me want to see a movie where Santa puts an end to the cycle

Or slavers

But if magic happens in the world, I'm pretty sure they still fall under some laws and some laws have to be updated to cover crimes done by magic. so I'm pretty sure being forced to do something or something being forced on you still falls under some law even though its magic

...wait, why? Why would the contract being magic mean normal laws and regulations just stop applying to it?

"Well, I'm magic, so therefore you can't stop me from murdering all of you, because your non-magical laws don't apply to me."

@@IceMetalPunk yeah but couldn't a magic person just magic into having to magic magically follow non-magic laws?

@@IceMetalPunk That's true but you have to worry about good magic users who'll you'll have to fight and they'll bring you to justice

Santa literally is arrested in the Santa Clause 1. In fact, he is busted out of jail by a team of elves (Effective Liberating Flight Squad, or E.L.F.S.). Given that a team of elves dedicated to Santa rescue is nessary, I'm guessing Santa's been arrested before.

I was searching the comments for one of these comments (Belgian Myself) so I'm happy you put it here

Lol I genuinely thought everyone had that. In Austria it's the "Nikolaus"

Finaly i found a comment adressing it When i saw that i was like : hold up thats sinterklaas not santa

This ruined your childhood? How it's kind of obvious. Even as a kid I realized that something was off about this movie.

Hah! Unlike you Americans, I haven’t watched this movie. I have only watched “Home Alone Trilogy” and “A baby’s day out” as far as I remember

@@abiutheartist I LOVED BABYS DAY OUT!

Hello

why are you EVERYWERE

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No u

Film theory, because he doesn't have an urban legends channel yet

The actual math for that would be extremely interesting because you have to keep in mind that in quite a few countries, there may not even be those that celebrate Christmas. Which would mean that not only can you skip houses, but you possibly skip out on ENTIRE COUNTRIES. Remember, Christmas is celebrated with relation to Christianity, which means even those that celebrate Christmas as a family gathering holiday and aren't actually Christian, wouldn't receive presents from Santa anyway.

@@hackspazygamer no, Christmas is a pagan tradition that got stolen by christians, lots of people who aren’t Christian celebrate it

Sounds like a job for Austin on Game Theory really...

I remember a movie about that topic, where the elves are all highly trained mission impossible agents who are equipped with spy gadgets and they go around the world on a massive air plane.

What does that have to do with anything?

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@@Sofia-iw7ub it's a don't click it it's a ip grabber and it also takes you to a naughty site

And Any other related franchise.

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Lol what? He didn’t do anything to it. He just told you what was happening in it

He... literally just described the plot, didn't he? A man picks up a coat and is forced to become Santa against his will. That premise just ruins itself.

@@OwO377 don't forget our childhoods

he apologized so its fine

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If you think Skellington was bad, you really need to read Terry pratchett's hogfather. There was outright murder, destruction, and the dissolution and dissolvement of effectively what was the very essence of magic itself, also that death could take on the role of Santa Claus, until they could figure out who actually murdered him

And not to mention the fact that in the gime adventures of Billy and Mandy Santa married a vampire who is Mrs Claus who turns him into a vampire because she is sick of being overworked no literally that is literally what happens

Yeah, because that went well last time.

Who else watched that one Family Guy Christmas Special?

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ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Cmp1R7frXWw.html .

It's not Christmas Eve yet it's still December 23

@@Hundredyacrewoods It's christmas eve eve

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Matpat has indeed made these past couple trash years far better than it would have been without him, his team and channels

Y'all must be new here. Enjoy your stay!

@@FinalShieldnobi why do you think they are new?

That's a compelling question. You are very smart, Gerrit :)

How is this an example of capitalism if he doesn't get paid isn't that closer to comunism . You should see how workers have it under comunism or Socialism basically when your responsible equality is opression

@@osmosisjones4912 Santa is a communist confirmed, he even wears a red suit!

@@spinoplays6703 focus your little writing talents on the dark lord. His writing will destroy heaven forever. Amen ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-n7rjEEk7q9M.html

@@osmosisjones4912 The idea of a worker in communism isn't the same in capitalism. It's more of a volunteer with benefits of the company. But even so capitalist countries have had many workers that haven't been paid for work or barely paid for work.

@@quincy9908 name them. You mean like Stalin. Name them CCP. Venezuela. Always they always have most slavery

The last Santa before Scott seems kinda creepy when your theory is implied

@@joshuaholland5279 yeah, especially since the elves look like children

A santa marrying an elf, yuck!!! I hope he just did it to continue being Santa and not because of the other thing

@@Turbine68 yep, but it would be better to find a human wife than being married to what seems like a child, even if they are 10 years older than you. Unless, of course, you are one of _those_ people

@@sincerecinnamonEither become a lolicon or trick a girl into living with you for the rest of her life(She can't leave).

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lol very true

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XvF7xlZ9PWM.html

Lol 5 bots

Omg, yes. This is a necessary collab.

sound a lot like the "god" scp

I imagine the 5 are receiving coal every year.

@@anitaborja2657 im 90% sure dr bright would get a whole mountain of coal

@@jeronimomartinezcalsina7690 what, why? oh wait, its because hes associated with that demonic necklace- right

@@eloisethekitkat5223 you dont know the list of things he cant do?

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and what would the point of that be?

@@projekttaku1 giving those mfers what they deserve.

I like the way you think, god I'd love a thriller where Santa tries to escape the Elves

@@throwaway5886 MatPat's video inspired me to write a story where Santa and Mrs. Claus are forced into their positions by evil elves and they finally decide to fight back so they can go back to their families and lives. It's a bloodbath.

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@@Sofia-iw7ub BEGONE BOT

*When the bots*

@@sidneysaldevia81 Ugh these fucking bots are on LITERALLY every comment. Like wtf RU-vid, instead of removing dislikes, REMOVE THE FUCKING BOTS

Hilarious you're so funny and you're so right I always think that

So that's what happened to Texas last lear

Probs mother natures fave child

The following isn’t to diminish your comment or anything, just friendly help with spelling tricky words: Hierarchy

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bro I spend 5 minutes trying to figure it out thx

@@rowan_empire4802 no problem, its one that i've always had trouble with myself, like bureaucracy.