Cloud: It’s basically the same game every year.. full of pay to win bullshit.. and it’s made by the worst company in the world Sam: Wait a minute... you talking about Fifa?
Cloud: He’s black, big and buff, wears shades, has a minigun for a hand, and he also has a smooth af fade... Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about tifa
Chocobo Sam: What she look like? Cloud: She has brown eyes, long black hair, fair white skin and was last seen wearing a black kimono style dress Chocobo Sam: you need to be more specific Cloud: She's great at handling the books Chocobo Sam: wAit a mInUtE, yOu tAlKiNg aBoUt tIfA?
Cloud: her name is tifa Sam: be more specefic Aireth: Cloud, I don't think that is really helpful Cloud: well, I don't what to say then, she got two eyes.... Sam: wait a minute, you talking about tifa? 😂 😂 😂
@@deputy_commander7595 She does although I prefer to not sexualize her, I even refuse to search for her nudes on Rule 34, to me she's an innocent angel and its better that it stays that way, Tifa on the other hand......
@@deputy_commander7595 Don't know man, Tifa might be good and all but she still has that slutty vibe in her presence. With Aerith... nah she's too pure and decent for that, even her red dress looks decent compared to Tifa's mature outfit.
Sam: This girl, what's she look like? Cloud: She's in great shape. Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin' about Jesse. Aerith: HOW MANY GIRLS ARE YOU SEEING?!
Sam as a Private Detective Sam: so the man who broke into your house what did he look like? Woman: Well he was very tall, about 6,4, had short hair, a scar on his left cheek & he had a really deep voice Sam: Wait a minute, are you talking about Tifa? Woman: Wtf? Who’s Tifa? Sam: Looks like someone has a crush
@@PensiveEnigmaXIII I think this one is my favorite out of all that I read. The others being, "She's not Tifa" and the one about it being a human being made up of mainly water.
Cloud: She has brown hair, wears a pink dress with a red coat over it, has a pink bow tie in her hair, and is standing right next to me. Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She's pretty much the only girl attracted to me that won't die horribly. Aerith: .... Sam: Wait a minute... you talking about Tifa? Aerith: *concerned noises*
Yuffie can be killed. She is killed by some dude that wants the summon that is passed down her family. Although she is only attracted to your materia but that counts right? XD
@Vayne Carudas Solidor nope. She steals your materia and heads to wutai. If you follow her she has a 1vs1 with a guy. If you take to long to go there the guy she fights is alive and the head of wutai now but yuffie is gone forever from the party. She dead bro.
@@furikusu depends on how you view spoilers. To get yuffie you have to fight in a random patch of forest and when she tells you to use her save point to rest she leaves the party after robbing you. Unless you looked up a strategy guide to recruit her most people have only seen her and that's it. So since she is a totally missable character any info related to her to doesn't seem important as the game goes on without her.
Hard disagree. Not every game needs to be the walking dead with 15 different dialogue branches and ending combinations. Fun dialogue options are good *because* they’re on rails and you’re free to choose whatever you want without worrying about whether it’s going to negatively impact the story or give you a bad ending.
Sam : "This girl, what does she look like?" Cloud : "She's got a big pair of..." Sam : "Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa? (Yeah, someone had to make this joke)
@@GeorgiaAndrea Tifa runs 7th Heaven and handles AVALANCHE's finances. And in answer to the original thread question, it suggests that Cloud is impressed with her intelligence as well as her skills and looks.
I picked the body option too simply because it’s the closest thing to Cloud VISUALLY describing her. 🤣and since we trying to describe what she “looks like”- duh! When Aerith criticized me, I was like: YES! Yes it is important- we are trying to describe what she LOOKS like! Look- it’s the closest option I had- give me a break! 🤣
Sam: This girl, what she's look like? Cloud: actually, I am looking for a guy. Black dude, really hunky, he got gun attached to one arm and his name is Barret. Sam: wait a minute you talking about tifa? 😂😂😂😂
Sam: "This girl, what's she look like?" Clood: "She's a small cat wielding a megaphone for a weapon riding a giant stuffed moogle." Sam: "Tarnation! That's a description of Tifa, if I ever heard one. Yee haw."
I love how in the witcher 3 you spend half of the time asking for a woman with ashen hair with a scar on her face without getting a single answer and this man right here is capable of deducting who the fuck you are talking about by getting the most generic description a a person
