That first one with Seymour is more of a hidden Easter Egg of dialogue, not really a funny moment. It's not even in the Piggyback Strategy Guide. I kinda discovered it myself out of curiosity. First time I've seen a boss bribed.
Seymour cant win if he fights anima 1v1.... i tried not even close my anima was like 8k hp meaning i did not even grind much and still owned him.... just cast reflect on yourself then spam attack's and pain auto win....