Financial Compensation || Crapshots Ep775 

Sketches where Beej spirals into horrified insanity: 327 Sketches where Beej causes horrified insanity in others: 371,292

You, yes you, ARE in fact entitled to financial compensation! For the good Crapshot y'all made! 😊

James being very real with the “Should I stop or….” face there

James's face did me in at the end. I was all "Wait, isn't this a TV ad?" by the time Beej had his breakdown and then the cutaway made me laugh hard for the first time in a long time. Edit: oh hell, he's holding the energy bar... this crapshot is art.

The sideways glance to the bar really sold this one 😂

His confidence is inspiring me to seek any financial compensation I may or may not be entitled to.

There was no phone number, so I'm guessing our financial compensation will come via carrier pigeon or divine intervention.

The callbacks to Yummies *and* the Canadian Dental Approval Association were neat Easter eggs! And the very Network-esque Beej breakdown (Beejdown?) was brilliant, really enjoyed that.

Thank you, James. Sometimes, all you need is a glance to say so much. Beej's performance was award winning, but James eyes made the bit.

I'm enjoying this new direction of crapshots ending with a cut to someone watching the happenings on the TV!

Beej in a suit gives off real local politician energy.

James at the end made me laugh harder then i should.

In an alternate universe, this is Dave getting ahead of the Insertable Carcinomash Protein Supplements settlement before the Spokesman can get. His hands on the ad copy?

You can really taste the Vipp!

And the Oscar for best eye acting goes to...

Chef’s kiss. A masterpiece. Also I was entitled to financial compensation! Less than $8 for my medical data being stolen.

One of those Crapshots where I just dont know where it's going, but I'm here for it!

shoutout to the canadian dental approval associacion

Hey I recognize that light from the TV trick now.

This crapshot just keeps working better and better every day, it seems

As someone who has received financial compensation, I felt this.

If a CEO type actually came out and said "been really goofin' it lately " I'd be doubled over laughing

That went off the rails fast. Good one.

You think Yummies would have learned to be careful about what they put into their products after the Uranium Sulfate in Skeeterpellent and Snack Cakes fiasco. I mean, sure, the payouts were only available to the survivors, but that still was not a cheap lawsuit.

James's face at the end really cracked me up. Well done.

I mean, technically lawyers are supposed to know if we're entitled to Financial Compensation. You could ask one. Gonna warn you, that could get pricy.

This was already shaping up to be a great one, but that punchline floored me.

I am absolutely eligible for financial compensation, and have gotten it multiple times. Always submit those claims when they arrive in the mail, folks. They cost bupkis to file, can usually be done online, and you can often get enough for a sandwich. Can't argue with that.

the panicked breathing is perfect

Not gonna lie the punchline at the end got me *good*

Okay Beej that was great but I'm gonna need you to give me MORE.

This has a very UHF energy. Love it

The world’s tiniest Canadian flag pin

Good thing noone else was in the office when I watched this. Would be awkward to explain my loud laughing. LOL

" You may be edible for a large cash settlement, or medium cash hamlet.... "

*Jacob's voice from that lrl game of dead bodies near the end* COMEDY XD Excellent extreme acting to poke fun of financial compensation in general, late stage capitalism woes, catharsis of seeing a maybe high level business person crying(?) and oh hey an actual person who can be financially compensated, all is right in the land! Ah, as for myself I feel that I did some solid "explaining the joke ruines the joke" sleuthing! Hey wait a moment, why does JAMES get the financial compensation?! All he did was eat a candy bar and watch 3 lrr crew experience a collective mid life horror! Dang it, James! D:< XD

0:47 In fact, Kathleen really may be, so long as that was a Yummi bar. Or even if it wasn't

Thanks for the laughs as always

Beej in his +2 Suit of Veracity 🙃 So convincing!

*to the tune of The Can-Can* 🎵If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to FINANCIAL COMPENSATION!🎵

Beautiful. This one is going up on the fridge.

If they told us, theyd have to pay us. ;)

I am definitely entitled to some financial compensation *winks compensatably*

Poor Beej 😂

If James is on the couch, then it shouldn't really matter what he does with the Yummies! bar or not. He'll just wake up on the couch later if something bad happened.

With the repeated mention of "Financial compensation", it sounds like a weird opening to a musical number.

oh, this was wonderful

This one really worked for me.

Beej out here going for an Oscar.

I was like, "This skit isn't that funny." But then you cut to James. Bravo, *slow clap*

Holy shit this kicked me in the soul rofl

I feel lied to... Also watching this at 50% speed increases the pathos by magnitudes.

I feel called out bc this is the first thing im watching after my edible hit

Strong performance from Beej here.

There should be a weekly newsletter or something put out detailing all the class-action lawsuits going on and who is or isn't eligible for financial compensation.

There's an edit to be made here that switches James with Cori in "The Tape"

financialized compensation is where the money's at

I have this uneasy feeling that this MAY be linked to the source of the Beejdrop somehow. Further investigation pending.

Beej looks like Andrea Diprè without cocaine addiction (just for the italian audience)

:) Thanks for this.

can't. breathe.

Come on guys. Graham doesn't need financial compensation. He already has 3 life times worth of Yummies Snack Cakes after the Sketterpellant incident. Man is set for life.

I certainly feel entitled to financial compensation

I could taste the Vipp and feel the need for entitled financial compenstion.

Well I feel entitled to financial compensation. That must count for something.

We may never know with certainty

Dave's Spokesman is definitely someone entitled to financial compensation... or compensated financials idk

Um... they're called 'Lawyers."

Please enjoy this financial compensation.

Someone was channel surfing American TV...

That looks like a fibre 1 bar

Well, if I'm not I should be... maybe...

If you worked any amount of time, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

fuck... now I want a chocolate bar

I could use some financial compensation :D

Side effects may include severe paranoia

Beej in a suit looks like someone I could trust with my money or sensitive information. Luckily I know better.

After watching this I feel like I'm entitled to some money (financial compensation).

Finally I can swap out my existential read.

People have been.. really goofin it lately.

There's someone out there who knows who is entitled to what financial compensations but they smugly refuse to tell us

damn. anyone gonna eat that?

I would vote for Beej.

Thumbnail looks like Bobbeej Kotick.

Was this also a Clorsp action lawsuit

Beej is a surprisingly good actor.

Wait, am _I_ entitled to financial compensation?

comment for your algo!

Sooo... Am I entitled to financial compensation, or..?

Dave?!!!?

Have you watched a confusing and slightly horrifying comedy skit by some wacky canadians and now you feel lightly disconcerted? You may be entitled to financial compensation. Probably not though.

Am I entitled to financial compensation for the mental trauma this video has caused me by forcing me to question if I may indeed be entitled to financial compensation from someone/something?

I don't know if you are, but I am.

So... is this still about my bilateral dabalysis?

It was an effective add.

Wut?

A sad tale about how these goofballs know so little about running a business that they havent been paying themselves for decades now.

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I guess I'm missing something .. 'Cause its so not funny to me :|