Tom Segura talks about one of his favorite TV shows on A&E: First 48. Watch his full stand up comedy special "Completely Normal" streaming on Netflix tomsegura.com/
Lol I hear ya. We had a older guy on my mom's side called Daddy Jack. We never found out his real name. He was a gray haired gangsta who sat at a table and played cards everyday. When I was 10 yr I asked Daddy Jack 'What do you do besides play cards. He said I kill people boy. After that I never questioned him and always let him win. :-p
Everyone calls me by my nickname. When my friend called me by my real name her husband, with a face like a slapped arse, asked her, "Who's Stephanie?". He was serious. He had no idea it was my real name.
Dooky Shoes is The Guy who stepped in Dog dooky while running from the police...When they caught him, the police made him take his shoes( air force ones) off and leave them on the scene...His name became " Dooky Shos" ...legend has it...😆 🤣 😂
“I’ve seen THREE HUNDRED people get interrogated on this show, two of them were like ‘can I talk to a lawyer?’ And both times the detectives were like ‘FUCK!’” That got me 😂
His stories are incredible, my favorite is the story he tells when he impersonates the 5 year old boy, who sucks at telling stories, cause he's only 5. My other favorite story is BIKES!
@@my95buick oh, You don’t understand the joke.. go on google if you can search better than a gingjew, look up times people ‘pronounced his name wrong’ Idk anyone that hasn’t enjoyed spectating this amazing universal spectacle that is the reality in which everyone messes up his whole name so bad it seems intentional. It’s an incredible commonality that just showcases horrible misreads.
Those names are spot on. I was on a jury for an attempted murder case one time, and all the names were like that. Eight Ball is the only one I remember, but L'il Stank, Dookie Shoes, Cricket would all fit in with that crowd.
But most importantly, the impression was spot on. I had an uncle who sounded just like that. And nooooooo, he didn't die on some First 48 type shit. He OD'ed.
They could save expenses and do a whole season of First 48 just sticking around Polk County, Florida. Sheriff Grady has a YT channel where he speaks directly from a lectern about the latest cases and the violent crimes never end. It's nuts.
I've seen almost every episode of the first 48 and there are so many cases that wouldn't have been solved/prosecuted if the assailant would have just shut their mouth
I don’t even remember how many times I’ve watched this but every time it’s still just as hilarious as it was the first time😂Tom’s timing and delivery is insane
This was the very first bit I ever watched of Tom. My buddy showed me this clip way back in the day when this special aired on Netflix. I died laughing and have been hooked ever since. #HighNTight
@@seanscanlon9067 Nope, it stands for Juice. As in, $$$. Most of the time it's only the Jims have them. Every now & again though a Juice will have them too.
@@a_single_white_female Naw I'm actually the same way. I've seen Tom on a few different podcasts and he seemed like a cool guy and all but he is way more hilarious in stand up and I just realized that today.
@Marcus Middleton The thing is I've seen him with Joe Rogan, Bill Burr and Joe DeRosa. Joe Rogan leads the conversation, Bill is the loud one and Joe DeRosa is the one that whines and argues with them. However Tom is the mild manner one. However in stand up he is hilarious. The way he sets up jokes is perfect. I didn't expect him to be up there with Bill Burr but he is.
I never heard of you bro...honestly 🤷🏻♂️ I'm from the UK, have had the shittiest week at work so far...came home went down the RU-vid rabbit hole and found this channel.. You got me.laughing my arse off right now, thanks man 👍🏼 (I just subbed for more content 💪🏼)
OMFG!!! I can watch him over n over and still laugh as hard as I did the first time!! Love stand up and tom definitely got the gift......Bro Bro!!!! Lmao!!!
This is my absolute favorite story from Tom. I went to County Lockup awhile ago and there was this chick that kept shitting herself and by the time I bonded out, I had given her the moniker "Dookie Shoes". After that, everyone in our pod called her "Dookie Shoes". She started answering to her new name. Heroine is a heluva drug.
Has someone who has a cousin who was bound gagged and executed, you hit the nail on the head. 15 years later we still get a call saying they haven't figured anything out. If it wasn't for comedians like you, conversations like this would be brutal. I appreciate your comedic relief
I like the first 48. I think there have been more than 3 people who have lawyered up on that show, but still there are a lot of them who think they don't need one.
@@mhthreeseventy5081 Excuse me IDK if you know but Tom came out as gender fluid. He identifies as male when doing comedy and astral gender when ze is DJ Dad Mouth dropping sick beats at the club and shadow boxing to prepare for zis big fight with Crazy Loc.
Let’s be honest, if Tom ever kills someone, he has MAYBE 48 minutes before Christina turns his ass in for the reward. Cant challenge the water champs title from maximum security prison.
