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here is a video of me rolling around under the kitchen sink and yelling.
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@gustoonz 3 года назад

follow me on twitter for all the latest cool plumbing news @Gusbuckets

@timfitzpatrick8102 3 года назад

I will! Im nice

@franklydoodle350 3 года назад

ok junior

@pugpixie 3 года назад

Hi Gus

@t5k43 3 года назад

you arent a legend if you arent following @Gusbuckets on twitter

@meganfolz3353 3 года назад

No prob father figure

@EgankorRatel 3 года назад

You forgot the part where he refuses to let you do anything, but then later berates you for not helping.

@pickle9724 3 года назад

OMG THAT'S SO ACCURATE!!!

@sethiddings7293 3 года назад

Oh you can do stuff, just not "Right" haha

@l.k.3304 3 года назад

Shit! You are right! Hahahah

@Legohaiden 3 года назад

Well if you knew how to do some shit right...

@Funky_Do1phin115 3 года назад

So true!

@boop7354 3 года назад

"put your hands right there" "get your hands out of the way" "NO PUT-" ah, family time

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

Some people will have to say "NO" seven times before they can say "YES". I make small skits like gus! If you have time today can you check them out? I'm just trying to chase my dreams😇🥰🥲

@Biscuitcuzican 3 года назад

No no no no no no no and no thats 8 ur wrong

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

@@Biscuitcuzican some people have to say No 8 times before they can say Yes

@jakkos3346 3 года назад

Now I just need him to throw a kiddy pool at me and then I'll be right at home, ahh gatta love the nuceular family!

@smorgasbord9940 3 года назад

I tried to read that to the tune of the hokey pokey

@OraclePT8 3 года назад

“Hand me a three-fifths compromise” That killed me

@imajsstove2907 3 года назад

Can you explain that cause I don’t get it

@primordialbias8711 3 года назад

@@imajsstove2907 In a nutshell, it was an agreement from 1787 that made it so that every enslaved person in the United States would count as three-fifths of a person for taxation and representation in the House of Representatives purposes because the south and north couldn't agree on whether a slave should be counted as a person or not.

@sirwabaloo7930 3 года назад

@@primordialbias8711 Yeah and the northern states (usually more anti slavery than the south) actually wanted slaves to not count for matters of representation because it would mean that the South would have more power to do things like, you know, own slaves. So kinda funny that not counting people as people was the argument of the side more against slavery (Although the North was perfectly fine with taking the profit from the slave trade so eh this fact isn’t actually that profound anyways lol)

@a.b.e.1675 3 года назад

@@sirwabaloo7930 It was also because since they weren't allowed to vote so the north thought it would be unfair for them to count as citizens when they couldn't have any form of meaningful impact on political elections or other things of the sort.

@sirwabaloo7930 3 года назад

@@a.b.e.1675 yeah, I forgot to say that detail

@sszarlacki 3 года назад

Everyone's childhood had to have the part when your dad yells at you for holding the flashlight incorrectly when he is fixing something

@narsicko6919 3 года назад

My uncle is like that

@zaqzilla1 3 года назад

Yes!

@carboneticmarshmellovv3622 3 года назад

Stop going through peoples memories 2521.😂😂

@MorphBaller388 3 года назад

YES

@cmcrimson 3 года назад

I wish I did

@boogie_brad376 3 года назад

The “I’m gonna need you for 5 minutes but you’re gonna stand here for 4 hours” thing is so accurate it’s scary

@gailism 3 года назад

STRAIGHT FACTS

@grant9088 3 года назад

That’s why gus is the best

@Juiceboxdan72 3 года назад

Brings back memories: "Git in duh car kids, we're leavin'." Flash forward two hours, and we are still sitting in the car watching our parents talk to people who are even dumber than they are, while our friends play without us in the background. Your time will never be worth less than when you're a kid, unless you get life in prison lol

@raew.1782 3 года назад

Yessss

@cameronschmit6472 3 года назад

“CAUSE WHEN I NEED YA I CANT FIND YA”

@GregsGameRoom 3 года назад

“Point the flashlight there. No, there. Put it there I said! THERE!!!!” (That’s all I remember about fixing a sink.)

@PrincessBubbles 3 года назад

You had it easy. My family was so poor I had to try and point a candle!

@radicalmallard 3 года назад

Oh my god, I was waiting to see if gus included that, why do dads get so mad about flashlights

@Pelipear 3 года назад

I make skits. They're not much, but I try my best. Have a nice day! 😁

@eduarz723 3 года назад

I was going to comment on how he missed this flashlight part... I thought it only happened in latino families

@timothycarr 3 года назад

"Hold the light still" Nervous shakes: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career"

@batistalift 3 года назад

Dude, I thought that "put your hand away / keep your hand there" thing was the signature move of my dad in particular. Turns out he learned it at dad academy

@mastershake2473 2 года назад

Mine too.

@tgi3d881 2 года назад

That whole sequence is exactly how I am when fixing around the house. It is like I am watching a video of myself

@DrSmugface 2 года назад

i have two sons im allready training these signature moves

@BenjaminRegen Год назад

The... Dadcademy. *smug face*

@BobGymlan 3 года назад

This is exactly how it happens.

@leelotungal819 3 года назад

Make a new Bigfoot story fool, we're waiting.

@JRBDWD 3 года назад

Oh Hi Bob! Nice to see you on the rest of my youtube

@kyree2103 3 года назад

Bro ikr it happens everytime😂😂😂😂

@dj_curriculum 3 года назад

What’s up Checkmark?

@jenuinleyannoyed 3 года назад

“Damn dog not even good for huntin” *proceeds to treat small dog better than first born child*

@frostyflames7864 3 года назад

Well if you would have been good for huntin', maybe he would've loved ya!

@ErenTheWarcriminal 3 года назад

@Thought for Food you must have two moms

@oreowaflles 3 года назад

wow my dad yells at my dog and calls him mutt and kicks him in the stomach a lot so i guess still better than first born but not good at all

@aitor.online 3 года назад

@@oreowaflles your dad sounds terrible ngl

@jenuinleyannoyed 3 года назад

@@oreowaflles I was referring to the phenomenon of when a grumpy dad doesn’t want a dog and then suddenly bonds with it and they become closer than ever expected. Now you’ve made me explain the joke and it’s ruined so I guess there’s one more thing we can’t have in 2020

@kylesebring 3 года назад

You forgot the part where you suggest something and your dad says "no that won't work", then does what you suggested and it works

@TristanKillinger 3 года назад

Lmfao.

@RCSDominoToppling 3 года назад

"Hey, what if we did X?" "Well ACTUALLY, what we SHOULD be doing is X."

@revmpandora 3 года назад

Story of my life

@ShFred 3 года назад

That's me and my mom, except she never gives me credits afterwards and rolls her eyes around.

@brettlarson912 3 года назад

My dad isn’t perfect (and neither am I) but this is one of the things he was good about. He always took my suggestions & ideas and tried them, and if they worked he’d say “good idea Brett!”. Nowadays when we work together on projects he always asks my perspective on certain bits as we go. I wonder if he knows how important that type of validation was to me while growing up. My mom suggesting an idea on the other hand..

@Koryn_99 2 года назад

The part about yelling at your mom for no reason when she’s just being nice hits closest to home.

@private9149 3 года назад

Gus forgot the part where the dad gets irrationally angry if you walk away for more than 5 minutes and holds it against you for the next year if you do walk away.

@Ktgsvtrdg66 2 года назад

"Goddamn bullshit I NEEDED FUCKING HELP HERE!!! OBVIOUSLY!!!"

@Magstarcutie 3 года назад

The whole “completely unaware why my wife might hate me” moment was absolutely golden

@YourFatherVEVO 3 года назад

Tbh I'm feeling silver

@scottywashere69420 3 года назад

that is the exact story of my grandpa and grandpa

@cube2fox 3 года назад

holup

@mymanslippy 3 года назад

Thanks for ruining it for me

@laticacameron9612 3 года назад

That's why I'm thankful I don't have a dad :D

@chisecrecy4974 3 года назад

This is incredibly fake. He didn't even hit his head once.

@gamergoosebumps4718 3 года назад

omg it is lol

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад

He cut that part out.

@gamergoosebumps4718 3 года назад

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 idk man maybe

@johncletus9529 3 года назад

You're hilarious

@johncletus9529 3 года назад

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 you're hilarious too

@muffinman2143 3 года назад

"Hand me a three fifths compromise" was one of the most unexpected and perfectly timed jokes I've ever seen, that shit is gold

@Calamare 3 года назад

"Put your hand there, GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE WAY" accurate.

@840happycamper840 3 года назад

"maybe about 5 collective minutes of your time but I'm gonna have to insist you stand here for the next 4 hours" That's so accurate

@zym6687 3 года назад

5 minutes of helping and 3h55m of lesson on self reliance

@googolplex4645 3 года назад

gonk approval

@aria1613 3 года назад

-while also yelling at you the entire time

@GoatVomitKultist 3 года назад

Yeah I can still remember as a kid when me and my brother had to essentially just stand around for an hour or two, when our dad was cleaning up the boiler room or the shed or something, and maybe had us carry something somewhere once every 15 minutes. :D He pretty much did everything himself but we always had to be available in case he needed help :D

@KidsWreckMovies 3 года назад

Why do dads do this LMAO

@AlbertCole_ 3 года назад

One detail's missing: The kid has to hold the flashlight still throughout the whole thing.

@ziggygunz2447 3 года назад

Not to mention wanting the light to somehow shine in places that can't be reached in a universe that obeys the laws of physics lol l

@l.k.3304 3 года назад

Hahahahahah my God..so true

@noahhecker6672 3 года назад

What I love about this is Gus totally captures that, “dad who is kind of a jerk but still has a good heart and loves his family despite the tough guy act” sort of person.

@formblazingsword 3 года назад

You mean like a dad? Like every dad ever?

@tallestred8245 3 года назад

@@formblazingsword I wish mine was like that.

@ImpeccableZentertainment 3 года назад

@@formblazingsword ah yes i remember my dads heart of gold as he beat his children

@lanni5 3 года назад

That seems just to be a bad father tho

@idkatthispoint4091 3 года назад

hmm "good heart"? really???

@CreepyConnor 3 года назад

"Hey you ever heard this one before?" proceeds to play a very off beat land down under That hit me right in the childhood

@John-Doe-Yo 3 года назад

What’s with the complete accuracy even berating my mother when she’s trying to be nothing but helpful

@oscarwang7227 3 года назад

“Want some water?” Slightly raises head. Bonks head. “Motherfuc-“

@hr0727 3 года назад

Yeah it’s completely weird

@pocketthechipmunk9994 3 года назад

For me it was my dad telling me I'd be fixing it even though it was way above my skill level lol

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰

@obi-wankenobi1514 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy no

@maniesh 3 года назад

You forgot: "hold the torch" "Point it over there" "No, over there" "Can't you hold it straight?"

@luketheplayer3 3 года назад

"Now get your bloody hand out the way" "What are you doing? Bring the light back"

@Niseandryt 3 года назад

and like he said at the beginning, hold the torch for 3 hours straight while he's berating you for not holding it straight for a long time and you can't even say that your arm is tired because he says that you are a pussy yeah something like that

@caioribeirodossantosmoreir8852 3 года назад

"Now,hold that thing to the left in place." "NO, TO THE LEFT!" "NO, THE OTHER LEFT!"

@Exopie 3 года назад

Proceeds to hold it with his own mouth... I can't wait to be a dad, just so that I can do this to my children.

@fuav66777j 3 года назад

Why would there be a torch in a sink?

@EmeraldLavigne 3 года назад

Years ago, I saw a comedian who said "I learned two things from helping my dad around the house when I was a kid: how to hold a flashlight & how to get yelled at." My dad wonders why I don't talk to him anymore.

@nope_118 3 года назад

Same here... What comedian was it?

@EmeraldLavigne 3 года назад

@@nope_118 I genuinely don't remember - it was A LONG time ago. I would have credited them if I did remember. Saying I heard it from a stand-up is the 3/5 compromise of stealing the joke.

@nope_118 3 года назад

@@EmeraldLavignewell whoever they were, that at least stuck with you I do the same with 'I saw it online or I read a post on the Internet that said' hahaha

@Rowcan 2 года назад

Did that comedian also happen to make a joke where his dad would fix one thing but break another? _"I fixed your brakes but now your wipers don't work."_ If so, I remember that guy too.

@shanehaworth6090 2 года назад

If I remember correctly, it was Bill Burr.

@joshualaw375 3 года назад

*“Hey hand me a Three-Fifths Compromise”* had me on the fucking floor...

@GeekCritique 3 года назад

This is the most relatable Gus Johnson yet.

@Bringmejoycon 3 года назад

@@tinkerframe592 they are married, how did you not know that?

@reubena8804 3 года назад

I like the way you say gus johnson like he is a famous painter

@TristanKillinger 3 года назад

It really is, though. At least for me it is.

@riverbarrie3001 3 года назад

Same

@ILoveSackBoyABigAdventure 3 года назад

You okay man?

@samuellindskog9504 3 года назад

my dad is extremely swedish and this is still 100% accurate, dad energy is universal

@Bolinho21Games 3 года назад

My dad is brazilian and this is 100% accurate

@tiganupaleru1880 3 года назад

My dad is 100% dad and this is accurate

@robwright1286 3 года назад

My dad is 100% extraterrestrial and this is still accurate

@calebm9000 3 года назад

Well "Sven" and "Gus" are super Nordic-sounding names so it makes sense

@thomasmitchell4128 3 года назад

My dad is invisible.

@BittyDuster 3 года назад

I love the “hand me a 3/5ths Compromise” line at 0:55. I genuinely laughed at that.

@Noble6_6 8 месяцев назад

@Calebobrien12 3 года назад

“Hey Arlene we don’t want any DAMN LEMONADE RIGHT NOW”

@elijahellis7100 3 года назад

You forget when dad accidentally hits part of the sink, and stuff falls in his eye. and he ends up blaming you for it.

@noahgreni2517 3 года назад

With a couple curse words too

@ofexistence267 3 года назад

he goes youch ah fuck!

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰.

@legoyoda645 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy don’t promote yourself on other channels bruh

@awanordin 3 года назад

that's pretty specific huh

@lejennymatthews 3 года назад

The difference between a dad's good t-shirt and a dad's bad t-shirt is one of the greatest wonders of the world

@MainelyMoto207 3 года назад

It's something I can relate to. As a dad, I have shirts that I hardly ever wear or may never wear again, but nonetheless, I save them because they're good shirts

@ashamansedai 3 года назад

There's a difference between a world wonder and what the world wonders, I think you may have mixed them up.

@ayellowpapercrown6750 3 года назад

This is too real. I keep asking him but he never gives a real reason. So mysterious.

@beelzemobabbity 3 года назад

My dad still has a shirt that I’ve canonically remembered him wearing since I was a kid except now it just has more holes.

@ashamansedai 3 года назад

@@beelzemobabbity Did you just say *CANNON-ically?* ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-55fmNwCgf1M.html

@keyboardwarrior___5077 3 года назад

"Hand me a 3/5 compromise" *Proceeds to hand him a legislative document*

@Dupe583 3 года назад

This man explain my whole childhood in 3 minutes

@cipriganea0000 3 года назад

Lmao

@dorkle9085 3 года назад

What dedication to fixing a sink!

@chlorineii 3 года назад

Knowing that Sabrina is behind the camera makes the “Ugh, you sound like a girl.” so much funnier.

@fyrelorde 3 года назад

Yeah lol!

@SeazBreeze 3 года назад

Thank you for kindly explaining the incomprehensible joke. I would be lost without you, honey.

@BAGAKOOS 3 года назад

@@SeazBreeze you’re welcome!

@2toothsome 3 года назад

that's the joke

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

@@SeazBreeze I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰.

@Natalie-101 3 года назад

Shoutout to all the people who can't hold a flashlight without their heart rate spiking bc of dad-related incidents

@antenmanakhelo 3 года назад

“Hold this flashlight.” “Ok” “Right here” “Ok” “YOURE SHAKEN” “Sorry” “NO HOLD IT RIGHT. NO NO NO” “Where?” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE, RIGHT HERE”

@DitzyDollie22 3 года назад

Mood lmao

@Dononut305 3 года назад

My dad: *_"I SAID RIGHT THERE! NO, WRONG ANGLE!! ...Ok, good. Keep it there."_* Me: *_keeping the flashlight perfectly still with more focus than a heart surgeon and sniper combined_* My dad: *_"I SAID KEEP IT POINTED HERE!!"_* Me: *_dying inside_*

@Daniel-bj6ov 3 года назад

True lol

@lotusluv 3 года назад

HAHAHAH OMG EVERYTIME

@goldeelocz 3 года назад

2:16 "see I say stuff like that in moments like these and walk around the rest of the time completely unaware as to why my wife might hate me" oof that hits so close to home 😂

@ppmv4285 Год назад

I was helping my dad fix the starter in his car, and that "get your hand out of the way, KEEP IT THERE!" bit is too accurate

@paletoaster8950 3 года назад

You forgot to traumatize your child for holding a flashlight in the spot the Dad asked!

@bryanleerodriguez8035 3 года назад

Dont worry ill comment

@JeRrYxVaNcE 3 года назад

omg this comment hits home

@cassandrasmith9004 3 года назад

Yessssssssss

@cosmiccaleb9633 3 года назад

STOP MOVING THE DAMN FLASHLIGHT, HAVE YOU EVER HELD ONE BEFORE

@michaelelliott3571 3 года назад

@@cosmiccaleb9633 *in tears* here fine?? Dad: *JUST GIVE ME IT*

@ianware2625 3 года назад

“Hey hand me a uhh...3/5 compromise” lmao Gus is doin the most

@Emanuel08820 3 года назад

He had to count the slaves in his basement somehow...

@jacobrynne4589 3 года назад

I knew something was coming and still laughed

@bradeneve9586 3 года назад

I feel like too much people didn’t get that joke lol

@saus2818 3 года назад

"maybe about 5 collective minutes of your time but I'm gonna have to insist you stand here for the next 4 hours" THATS SO FUCKING TRUEEE

@Daily_content1218 3 года назад

1:41 when you move the flashlight

@jamesdecker4166 3 года назад

“You sound like a girl”- Gus to his GF

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰..

@maxwellsterling 3 года назад

Good Lord, his relationship with Sven already went that far?

@obsessedwitheverything9058 3 года назад

@@maxwellsterling 😟😟

@boredtolife7879 3 года назад

@@merpuffedythey're*

@brennandavis270 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy alright man just subbed love ur channel keep chasing after your dreams😁

@skyhound4373 3 года назад

Dad: Good job son you've earned a beer Me: I'm 9 Dad: Grunts

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

I baked a dog in my recent video. Only Asians get to see.

@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear sky

@pancakecat2804 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku Jesus Christ it’s you again.

@strawberrygoldfiish8606 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku everyone can see through what you’re doing.

@calebangell77 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku dude you've been doing this for years and you've only gained like 2k subs. It's not working.

@danielb8806 3 года назад

Don't move your hand. MOVE YOUR HAND! that's the most relatable line here for me.

@thekingoffailure9967 3 года назад

Yeah he wants my hand there but can't accept my arm is attached to it

@thetrojanoftroy4398 3 года назад

This should have been 5 minutes of someone holding a flashlight in a very uncomfortable way

@donnybwisor 3 года назад

and then it moves .0000000000000000000000001 millimeter and the dad yells.

@notdayday 3 года назад

The “put your hand here.” “No move your hand away” over and over and over again is soooo relatable 😂😂

@Jame5man 3 года назад

Or the hold the flashlight. No over here *moves flashlight half an inch* No hold it there

@VEE3RDEYE 3 года назад

*loud old man groans*

@C4H10N4O2 3 года назад

I'm only 25, and I catch myself doing these pretty often...

@charlotterayder3023 3 года назад

"Hold on I've got to change positions"

@not.krosshair 3 года назад

The opposite of quiet young girl moans Oh god

@d3ft0n3ss_ 3 года назад

I seem to do this a lot and im 11. lmao

@yung_andre 3 года назад

Man I’m still a damn teenager and I already find myself turning into my damn father

@walkercoleman3813 2 года назад

I died when he said “ oh my god there’s about 58 fruit gushers down here”. This man is truly a genius

@Highwayterror 3 года назад

Why is this so unnervingly accurate.

@katiedon9741 3 года назад

Then after he’s done he calls someone to do it a day later

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

Some people will have to say "NO" seven times before they can say "YES". I make small skits like gus! If you have time today can you check them out? I'm just trying to chase my dreams😇🥰..

@Nizzare 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy some people will get annoyed with ur constant begging

@Spock1777 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy bit of advice, if you want attention just make one comment. dont reply to a bunch comments with the exact same thing. its really annoying and will turn people off of your channel.

@shadowspider4140 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy I checked them out and subscribed 😃

@Mizuna752 3 года назад

@@shadowspider4140 you are either him, one of his friends or a massive jackass.

@JustinY. 3 года назад

"Why do we have to pay all this money for a plumber? He just twists a wrench for 30 seconds"

@Yukkuri_Yakumo 3 года назад

@@audreyistyping no

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

Some people will have to say "NO" seven times before they can say "YES". I make small skits like gus! If you have time today can you check them out? I'm just trying to chase my dreams😇🥰!

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

Notice me papa

@s7rap 3 года назад

Hey Justin...

@peebs4994 3 года назад

Dude how are you here already?!?

@michaeldangelo992 3 года назад

So accurate. When my dad says he needs my help I can guarantee that it’ll be him under the sink for fourth minutes telling me to stand there and hold a wrench or something

@brandonjeffery8023 3 года назад

How are these so insanely relatable. I get being relatable but he takes it into another level!

@jadynescobar9118 3 года назад

When you hold the flashlight without your dad screaming at you: *home depot theme plays*

@jawsh7525 3 года назад

So goddamn true

@teramasu3956 3 года назад

tru

@reedplaysgames 3 года назад

I don’t have a dad but my mom does that all the time

@Jadizzle_Pagey 3 года назад

@UCzyKhTslwD_5heO-ZrPGY8g wtf

@necksquad3222 3 года назад

Yes

@RandyCivilized 3 года назад

"Here, hold this. No not like that, hold it like this. RIGHT HERE. See, there."

@francisabellana445 3 года назад

Lol check your likes

@Aimai_ 3 года назад

"three-fifths compromise" god this guy is a comedical genius

@jaydenmadden6986 2 года назад

1:06 the best part

@rolorolan1459 3 года назад

"HAND ME A THREE FIFTHS COMPROMISE." I'm dead

@billbill6094 3 года назад

RIP

@DaMaLoJo 3 года назад

I'm trying to be quiet so I don't wake up my family while I watch Gus videos in the wee hours of the morning. I failed.

@josiahlegacy 3 года назад

I'm not a native speaker, please explain

@oreowaflles 3 года назад

@@josiahlegacy me neither i’m so confused

@savi_kay 3 года назад

@@josiahlegacy Okay, so, it's a bit of a history reference, to a pretty dark spot in history. When considering counting populations for taxation purposes, the Founding Fathers decided each slave would count as 3/5 of a person. It was dubbed the "Three Fifths Compromise"

@thunderousmountain3351 3 года назад

"Hey, hand me a Three-Fifths Compromise." America Circa 1787: "I mean, sure, I guess? It's not going to be very popular."

@pbjracing14yearsago49 3 года назад

Someone gets that joke

@maywill1 3 года назад

Funniest part.

@benbittinger9789 3 года назад

I actually audibly laughed at that part.

@purplehoneybadger6686 3 года назад

I just got done learning about the 3 fiths compromise in history

@angstyteen2890 3 года назад

I don’t understand but I’d like to.

@SeanMacadelic 2 года назад

This was the first Gus Johnson video I ever saw. I was immediately hooked

@potato_joe101 2 года назад

This is uncomfortably accurate

@the711devin4 3 года назад

“In my toolbox, there’s a Phillips head with a red handle. Grab that for me.” _But there was no Phillips head with a red handle in that toolbox._

@stormerkromy988 3 года назад

He goes and looks in the toolbox under his desk and pulls out a blue handled one.

@Hendlton 3 года назад

Or it is there, but the handle hasn't been red since 1986.

@myroc1 3 года назад

@@Hendlton Seems unlikely since 86 wasn't as long ago as we were thinking.

@e3IZrZ 3 года назад

@@myroc1 3 decades ago, 3 years before I was born, that is like some stone age shit man.

@Firerr16 3 года назад

@@e3IZrZ no the stone age wasn't as long ago as you think

@faxoncrack9462 3 года назад

“Excessive Dad grunts”

@AltNationVideo 3 года назад

midwestern cultural representation

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

Hey guys so your going to see me alot. But I do small skits like Gus, he's been my inspiration. If you have time today can you check them out? 🥰😇!

@jdwmyt 3 года назад

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A: A private tutor.

@komradekhabarovsk727 3 года назад

Bruh I’m only 20 and I’m already got excessive dad grunts.

@kaden694 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy no

@nerdyandstuff 2 года назад

My dad doesn’t need me, he’s to busy getting milk, and so the plumber does that and spends time with my mom in her bedroom

@papajellybelly2737 3 года назад

"Damn dogs not even good for hunting" the most accurate southern man quote ive ever heard

@wilsmif 3 года назад

“Hey hand me a Three-Fifths Compromise” My day has been made.

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

Imagine self promoting your DOPE and FUNNY skits on other peoples content... wow. Anyway you guys should check them out..😇!

@kingconnor4619 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy stfu

@bigchungus6707 3 года назад

Lmao

@Starlight-by3cf 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy Funny...

@squidman7820 3 года назад

I love how 99% of people who watch this won't get the joke

@certifiedschizophrenic8598 3 года назад

“Hand me a three fifths compromise” that caught me off guard, that was funny

@whalk 3 года назад

same

@alexandershaleesh1973 3 года назад

I was looking if anyone else heard that

@nickthompson2663 3 года назад

I was checking to see if anyone noticed that or knew what it meant, lololol glad to know theres some educated people still around.

@adog3129 3 года назад

@@nickthompson2663 it's funny but don't be pretentious..

@SunflowerSpotlight 3 года назад

That was my favorite line, so unexpected. 🤣

@sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245 3 года назад

Dad: "Oh no this is one of my good shirts" Shirt: *has over 20 holes in it, stains, and smells like a taco bell bathroom*

@evinstorms9870 3 года назад

This is the DEFINITION of my life when I’m helping my step dad with anything

@devooo5892 3 года назад

“I have smaller hands, I could do that for you.” “No, no, no, I’ll do it.” Proceeds to struggle for the next half hour

@Subha-ms 3 года назад

So true lol.

@pineappleparty1624 3 года назад

Wow that's me at work lol. "you have trouble reading small print, I can do it. I have 20/20" "nah you go do that thing, I'll take care of this... >.

@Gmo-uo8gi 11 месяцев назад

This is one of the manifestations of my dad’s calling card. Child notices more practical way to do something, dad refuses on principle lol

@panikk2 5 месяцев назад

@@pineappleparty1624lmfao the face made me crack up

@pineappleparty1624 5 месяцев назад

@@panikk2 Thanks lol My dad does this with menus in dimly lit restaurants too. He turns on his phone light and struggles. When I order he's like, "oh, I didn't see that one!" I'm like I KNOW!

@DKlett1 3 года назад

Don't forget him hitting his head at least once trying to stand up and losing his temper for the next 10 minutes

@fighterjet2223 3 года назад

Broooo every timeee

@gwen_gets_got 3 года назад

Big iron on his hip.

@thebeaniestbeanboys5735 3 года назад

(big iron on his hiiiip)

@AK-jt7kh 3 года назад

Lmao yes! 😂

@cassieosaurus_9217 3 года назад

I was truly transported. I can almost hear my dad as he yells at me to hold the flashlight still knowing full well that he knocked into my arm.

@aydenmarhefka8821 3 года назад

“Hand me a 3/5 compromise” that had me dying

@gingertoastd9367 3 года назад

My dad ended up seeing this, and I said to my mum afterwards “On a scale of 1-10, how true is that with dad?” And she said “25”, so this is a successful video in my books

@helens1016 3 года назад

girl I think your mom wants a divorce

@kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад

So your dad is a monster and your mom has a very poor concept of how numbers work

@kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад

@@ota3933 Oh, so you didn't get my joke?

@ratman202 3 года назад

@One Terrible Animator ironic

@ethancj5072 3 года назад

@@ota3933 whooosh

@johnnysoliman2027 3 года назад

"Put ur hand over here." *that gave me flashbacks*

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰!

@kingleaf2932 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy stfu

@ralphmurdock200 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy stfu

@Vulkanprimarch 3 года назад

Me too mate me too. Except my dad actually knew what he was doing.

@loopy_walrus 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy stfu

@rhoneleake5612 3 года назад

“Going back in” *grunts intensify*

@non_brewed_condiment 2 года назад

I really never laugh out loud at RU-vid videos but I just watched the God videos, the mom videos and now I'm onto the dad videos and I have been laughing the entire time. "yup, that's loud" just absolutely killed me. You bring me a lot of happiness Mr. Johnson.

@kristenmarie3828 3 года назад

“I coulda done this better” is just a magical dad quote that I’m so glad everyone else has also experienced

@zym6687 3 года назад

It's not false though, just a professional did that in 30 minutes, Dad takes 10 hours with 4x the materials used at about the same cost.

@crowsscareme9342 3 года назад

as someone who doesn’t have a dad, I’m glad I finally I got this experience

@troypollonais9143 3 года назад

Good for you!

@jasonbeballing16 3 года назад

woah

@squanchitou3354 3 года назад

Same

@pizza9317 3 года назад

Good for u

@oblivious2052 3 года назад

Hah-oh....

@tacomaster2179 2 года назад

This is the most friggin' relatable video Ive ever seen on RU-vid.

@ThatBloodyHobo 3 года назад

The "put your hand there, move your hand, PUT YOUR HAND BACK" line hit home for me.

@JABarnes18 3 года назад

Don’t forget the classic: “It’s righty righty lefty loosey. Not THAT way the other way! RIGHTY TIGHTY LEFTY LOOSEY, cmON son!”

@FuzzyLittleBastard 3 года назад

That always confused the crap out of me so my parents just gave up. They say Clockwise and counter clockwise now.

@c.j5396 3 года назад

@skOsH It always confused me because I'd be looking at the bottom half of the nut turning rather than the top half

@lilychancey4446 3 года назад

right, that phrase is so useless because a circle is simultaneously going right and left

@LyricBzz 3 года назад

"FOR FUCK SAKE IT'S RIGHRY RIGHTY LEFTY LOOSEY.... NO! I FUCKING SAID LEFTY TIGTY RIGHTY LOOSEY GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!"

@thekingoffailure9967 3 года назад

I have no idea why anyone figured that was more useful than just saying clockwise

@beriothol 11 месяцев назад

The "86' is not as far back as you think" gets me every time 😂

@savannahmoon7744 3 года назад

I sent this to my dad (who does home Reno’s for a living) and he responded with “I do not fix sinks like that” which means you pretty much nailed it on the head so well done Gus you’ve successfully recreated my childhood 👏

@KraisonFrameworks 3 года назад

HAHA

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰...

@acidrain144ify 3 года назад

I'm too scared to send this to my dad, so yeah, pretty accurate.

@swirle13 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy just post them to reddit like gus did/does, you'll get s lot more traffic that way

@guidosaur7506 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy no

@cdude9295 3 года назад

The part where he yells at the mom when she was just trying to be nice was too real

@AshDemonYoung 3 года назад

@Mr. 8-Bit Doggo not every piece of relatable content will be relatable specifically to you

@annie4150 3 года назад

@@AshDemonYoung They're probably 10 years old, woo-sah.

@cdude9295 Год назад

@@annie4150 I’m 24 💀

@cosp_ride3095 3 года назад

Intro was hands down the funniest part. I died

@TheLeviathanYT Год назад

0:32 is the most relatable thing in this video, also when he asks you to get things you didn't even know existed.

@somenerd710 3 года назад

this is accurate, but you missed the part of him screaming at you for holding the light at a 0.9897876575667 cm lower or higher than he wants

@kingofdeath9012 3 года назад

so almost a centimeter

@joannakendall398 3 года назад

NINJANEER GAMING

@conservat1vepatr1ot 3 года назад

No, you’d stop paying attention and the light would move. Lol at least that was me

@worldscar6422 3 года назад

Engineer gaming.

@erneststyczen7071 3 года назад

Engineer gaming uses centimeters, inches are so stupid, like nothing else

@stevenbard8026 3 года назад

"Just what i thought. These pipes were made in a communist country." Lmao this is an actual quote from my dad.

@KitTheAnkafolk 3 года назад

@71dembonesTV 3 года назад

It is a fact that many pipes are made in communist countries. Source: me, a pipe guy

@alliesakat 3 года назад

Boomer dads smh

@aetiusv 3 года назад

@@alliesakat oo someone likes communism 🥴

@alliesakat 3 года назад

@@aetiusv no, I just hate McCarthyism as much as I hate communism p.s. "Jam" is a good start for a name

@dolliesmile7799 2 года назад

god..the dad groans are killing me. in all my years helping my papi fix things around the house and in the garage, all i ever learned to do was hold a flashlight x.x

@fastgo3659 2 года назад

I love this because this is so relatable

@theboringsalami9683 3 года назад

“I’m still gonna Insist if you stay here for a few hours” 😂😂

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

Hey guys so your going to see me alot. But I do small skits like Gus, he's been my inspiration. If you have time today can you check them out? 🥰😇

@jdwmyt 3 года назад

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: I'll meet you at the corner.

@lead_tv 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy no

@amanasd26 3 года назад

too real, far too real

@yak_frost1196 3 года назад

“Hey could you help me with something here?” “Yeah sure, how long will it take?” “Ah, about 5 minutes.” “Alright sure thing” *4 hours have passed and it wasn’t 5 minutes*

@MrGingahNinja 3 года назад

There is a significant lack of swearing. Otherwise it's scary accurate.

@_knitch 3 года назад

Yeah my dad got demonetised back in '98. Glad new dads are learning from his mistakes.

@Nick-lx4fo 3 года назад

"Shit! I don't have a God damn 8mm socket! Where'd it go? Fucking christ!"

@StNick119 3 года назад

God's Country is a Christian Minecraft server, so no swearing.

@TetraDax 3 года назад

Gus was at home for this video. If you remember Gus' mom, swearing is a big no-no in her house. Which is fair enough. She is a funny woman, but it is her house after all.

@ethanmarino931 3 года назад

@@Nick-lx4fo way too accurate

@jacobamidon7458 3 года назад

“Lemme try to loosen this lug tugger”😂😂 I’m dead

@I_dislike_tortas Месяц назад

“Hand me the 3/5 compromise”🤣

@rickvanpol3833 3 года назад

You forgot the part where you have to shine a light but whatever you do, you're shining at the wrong thing

@fluxator3116 3 года назад

I wanna say he made this joke in a different video

@andyisaspy 3 года назад

"Hold on, are those your HANDS!?" Yes. Yes they are.

@CitizenSnips69 3 года назад

Actually no they aren’t, where did you find those?

@billbob555 2 года назад

0:55 the "Hey, hand me a 3/5 compromise" killed me

@lildbomb3363 3 года назад

the part were he said i only going to need 5 min of your time but you stand there for the next 4 and a half hours that so true

@hampton-roads-bus-guy 3 года назад

Half of the time I'm like "what am I even doing" when I'm helping my dad

@merpuffedy 3 года назад

Imagine self promoting your DOPE and FUNNY skits on other peoples content... wow. Anyway you guys should check them out..😇

@rutabo7784 3 года назад

Same

@SanganozusLP 3 года назад

We all live the same life

@IAmDrGreenthumb 3 года назад

Pay attention and learn some life skills. You'll be happy you did when you have a place of your own and have to fix things around the house. I'm still constantly calling my dad to ask for DIY advice and glad he's around to give it.

@hampton-roads-bus-guy 3 года назад

@@merpuffedy what are you even talking about