your inappropriate uncle at family gatherings 

always wanted a new uncle ever since the events of '78

But YOU'RE my uncle, Daddy Gus.

Don't be ignorant Gusman. Watch Usama Dakdok on RU-vid. Peace.

You’re pretty good at burping

Yee yee owo

D-did you not watch the beginning?

Because i did, it was nice

@@TheGrimbler D-did you not read the comment? He said weirdly sexual.

@@yumemitai612 yes i know, i was making a separate joke, hence the comment below the first

Today was a good day for Uncle Hilly Bob

That must have been a rollercoaster

was there alcohol involved?

@@Daemonis22 no alcohol

AMERICA #1

Do we have the same uncle? Cousin?!

Thanks for pointing out. Went over my head cause I'm from Scotland where high school is actually 6 years

@@lochlannturner4086 same except I’m not in Scotland, I’m in Australia

@@jolts2779 Same except I'm from a different part of Australia

@@guyspy21 thats fun

didint even catch that lmao

For a second i thought that said "bear" and i was like *O_o*

He probably hated the taste tbh.

F e m a l e

Because they are two different words... *no thoughts, head empty*

It's a clone

HKZ P yeah they basically got it, though I’d remind you that you should probably never call anyone trans a male woman or a female man. have a nice day! 🖤

no it's a male woman

Thats a thing?

@@GothicLeviathan It's okay honey. It's safe if you tell me if you are gay. You can tell your mom and dad when you are ready. Might want to move out first, sweetie.

@@1337billybob ....what? just...what?

@@GothicLeviathan they're being a liberal aunt

@@patrick__swayze ah

Sounds like you are a very bad psychologist

@@3Cheese42 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best comment right here

yowzers that's a yikes from me pal

i'll yikes to that

@@lulin2546 that's the point

@@helltubejackie1086 i know that's gross

@@lulin2546 I've only heard of That uncle, thank god I dont have That uncle

Oof my cousin is named Brandon and he has the potential to be this guy one day. Hits too close to home

I'll have you know not all Brandon's are dirtbags. My names Brandon and I only have, like, 3 convictions.

Yeah, the law politely told him to stay away 10 meters from kids, but he sometimes doesn't follow the rule!

@@ivuriya This is the peak of my life. It's all downhill from here. I'd like to thank everyone who helped me get to this point

@@tartaroid "but, please stay close to me or your father. Your uncle is scared of him."

Tf? That’s just your uncle

All middle-aged men are unhealthily obsessed with gas prices tbh

@@solace8355 In tje current oil economy that's a valid concern ngl...

@@danielzakgaim2764 yeah exactly. and you don’t have to be in the military to talk about the military.

@@josh-zw8wy I just wish people cared as much about other people in the American work force as they proclaim to care about the troops.

" But Justice Beske would not make it to work that night! There last confirmed spotting would be on CCT footage at a local QuikTrip, buying a coffee . In the recording she can be seen occasionally looking over her shoulder, a look of agitation painted on her face. A man can be seen following Justice into and around the store. As she leaves the man follows her out, drinking a Budweiser from a six pack in his left hand. Strangely the man was empty handed when he entered the store, and although he is on camera for the entire time he is in the store he is never seen picking up the six pack. Things get stranger as neither of the two cashiers working that night would try to stop the man as he walked out of the store. Later on in police interviews nether of the two employees would recall the man ever being in the store. To add to this baffling case the employees clamed to have been having a conversation with there Uncle around the time of the recording, the employees are unrelated. Gabriel Smith (who was manning the register at the time) has claimed a different one of his three uncles were in the store on repeated interviews. The man appears to be in his mid 40's, Caucasian, around 5'10 and of an average weight. The man is wearing a worn green ballcap, flannel shirt, wrangler jeans, and brown well worn work boots. Justice's abandoned car would later be found on the side of the highway, partly melted dew to an as of this recording unknown acid. If YOU have any information on the whereabouts of Justice or the strange man in this footage please call our hotline on the bottom of your screen..."

Man, the last thing I smell is budweiser, that's a sad way to go.

@@justicebeske5704 Not as sad as the guy that spent 40 minutes editing a story he wrote as a RU-vid comment at 3 am. Oh, It could have been worse by the way... I could have said he was drinking Lone Star.

@@coolcatjack7169 I respect your mercy.

@@coolcatjack7169 Goddamn, that was actually surprisingly unnerving! You got a knack for this.

* "I didn't say nothing"

“Did I say anything? I didn’t say anything!” - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith

Sorry for disliking it was an accident and then I liked the comment

@@luciendelaney8975 all is forgiven

That’s ME after I say something controversial!

T H I S

*could’ve gone pro if i hadn’t joined the navy*

I bet I could throw this football clear over them mountains.

@@theHardyMonster1984 classic Uncle Rico

bet he took an arrow to the knee

Another way to say "I am lazy right now so I'm relying on someone else."

No. Grilling as an art. Being able to hear the sizzling of the meat, the screaming of the playing children 50 feet away, the chatter of the game over the radio, the feeling of the wind and you’re slowly falling out hair, all of that, can only be experienced by a man when he’s grilling. Women wouldn’t be able to understand.

Grilling is not woman's cooking. Grilling is the real art of a man.

it seems more of like an aesthetic tbh

@@jakesgenuineanarchy5955 found the inappropriate uncle🙏

😂😂😂

Amen to that

Thas church

@Azalea Lytkina ew'

Seth Cereal what is it im too scared to click it

Critical Hippo “what’s the difference”

Critical Hippo If you don't hate poor people then you're doing something wrong

@@ludowic8187 lmao that's stupid tho

But Poor people are a mino... Oh right they're most of the population

Doug Gilmore Ok, unironically crazy stretch here, but what if he’s saying that you should want poor people to not be poor anymore and for those poor people to have more money? I dunno, though. Chances are he’s just trolling or something.

and then theres me. i'm not an american and one of my biggest wishes is to have an uncle like this, cause my uncles and aunts on my dads side are all either arts people, socialists (like literal socialists, not just american-"leftists", actual marxists) or a combination of both. having an uncle like this would add a magical layer of spice to family gatherings

@@David-qq9bk Why don't you become that libertarian uncle that the socialist side of your family bitches about? Lol

@@David-qq9bk like half of this video is him being racist. It's fine if you are convertsative, but not racist.

@@dillonkoester5530 nah you got it wrong! i’m not even a conservative! but it would be funny to have one uncle like that for the clashes in the family gatherings

@@David-qq9bk oh I see. Yeah that would be pretty fun to watch

*Teleports back*

@@adolfwasrite7009 you mean besides the racist comments....right?

Endermans be like-

@@adolfwasrite7009 Username checks out

@@adolfwasrite7009 you have an anime profile picture everything you say from this point forward is bullshit. Have a nice day.

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The Bends??

Nice pfp

Oliver Crosby lmao I’m gonna take a wild guess and say you were the one who liked my comment

I checked the time and was somehow baffled.

That's fucked, mate

Michelle Lawrence i *feel* this bro

And it's so much fun xD

Shit man, I'm sorry

my entire FAMILY is like that , not just the extended

TheSwolOne - Lol! That’s right! Right up there with “I’m not racist, I have lots of _____ friends!”

Adrian Esperando “These native Americans need to go back to their country!”

@@TheSwolOne you mean Europe and Asia because that's their DNA lol.

@@user-xq9ox2xd3i no no he does not

hyper bannana well he should. As that is were native Americans came from

Martin Findley lol

Martin Findley lol

Poor kid

Same 😑

Hey

Nah, it's in there.

What about the, "I'm not racist but..."

@hi there See, there's riffing and then there's actually sounding like you wanna shoot up your family members. Like trust me I've got some real bad eggs in mine but no I don't particularly "wanna grab their 12 gauge and make them suck on it".

@The Ivory Birchman yes this video is not political *at all*

The Ivory Birchman everything is political

Well he is from the Midwest so I feel like a lot was pulled from personal experience with family.

😂😂😂Yeah true ^

It's because he shaved his beard to a goatee.

Are we really that surprised?

@Victor Stiles he can pull me off if you know what I'm saying

9

Hey you pointing out they said something is the problem! Look at what you've done!

Davyn Przykaza 9

That's the joke

yammmit 9

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT RU-vidR girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscriber, dear pluto

I unconsciously did it with my hands lol

@@AxxLAfriku wrongthony channeltano

2:08

"Makes you think tho."

TRUE

friedmemechef I love how you said “a wife” like he switches wives every few days lmao

“Ron!”

"Rob!"

JESUS CHRIST THAT IS TOO ACCURATE!

Bruh “yella” 😂

The "cans"! Haven't heard that one for a while ;-)

Cans? I personally prefer bottles but to each their own.

Steven Smith 🤮 too true

“starting to look like a grown woman”

Mine always told me I was maturing very fast... so creepy.

@@ashlynm7986 Sorry you had to deal with that

Maybe you just matured very fast?

My awful family gatherings are in the fall. There's still time yet for me to experience both.

My family is still having family gathering

Id rather it be Gus than my racist Uncle Gary.

HighWarlordJC oh no 😂😂

My whole family has been avoiding my mother-side uncle like the plague for at least a decade, on account of him squandering my grandp's money, treating my mother like grabage when he could affod it and constantly bugging her for money when he couldn't, ignoring his wife and messing his son and my favourite cousin. This video doesn't capture his character, but it conjures up the exact feeling that man gives me.

These uncles don't realize how we are all alike.

No, he just has a gf who has bluepilled him.

@@YourWifesBoyfriend You're being ironic aren't you

@@YourWifesBoyfriend *breadpilled

Your Wife's Boyfriend LEEEBUHRHULS

@@yuh2634 Honestly, American liberals kind of suck. Be a lefty, and I mean that completely unironically. I think American "lefties" have more in common with some right-wingers than they do with centrist liberals

wait how many years of hs are you supposed to have?

How many years of high school does America have?

@@violentviolet8544 normally, four.

@@violentviolet8544 11

@@violentviolet8544 Typically 4, if you don't get held back or anything. Grades 8-12.

Nima T That was my favorite line in the whole skit, and this skit had tons of great ones. lol

"And I'm afraid of Americans! ...it's a song..."

This one broke me lmao

On an out of context level I relate because I'm afraid of everyone lol

@@farribastarfyre then it would be true, at least for him, wouldn't it?

Well?

"Im gay if told you 7 times"

The hoosher I F T O L D

Then he’ll say “not that you can’t like boys too but, like, cmon man ppfffffff”

Well

Didn’t make creepy comments about nieces.

He did say "amigos"

or "brothers"

LOL trevor from gta v in a nut shell

Lol! Mine used to say brothers. As in “The Brothers.” Crazy.

Chick Hicks I think thats just life

My is happily married but is aggressively happy.

Thats literally everybody

100% of the worlds population falls into those four categories.

The 3rd one is saying a deadbeat uncle having a girlfriend for 14 years? Is the bad part/subclass because they didn’t get married? 😯

And he misunderstood them for patriot songs even though those were Anti-War songs.

He’s doing his voice like Ron Swanson

"I'm afraid of white people too"

The irony is that construction or plant worker holding down the same job for 20 years gets way more respect from me than some turd burglar sitting behind a desk having meetings about the meetings from last week where they discussed the meetings from the week prior. Notice how you dont see any people with actual jobs rioting or burning shit... what with being tired from *work* and all...

@@pcd1377 You see, I'm unaware that this hat is actually making fun of people like me

“Just saying”

if you’re a girl: i couldn’t finish this comment bc i don’t have this uncle just bc hes my dad

@@hunniepie6380 dear lord...

To be fair, he woulda gone pro if it weren't for his bum knee

"Could've gone pro if I hadn't join the Navy!"

@@JAKX091 "I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE BELTWAY PANSIES!"

He comes up with these so often, though, I'm pretty sure that's not even his best one.

Is this real

Became less funny the 80th time he used that exact same joke.

The Magical Boy he’s only used that joke like 3 times, chill

@@Tanwolly I hope someday that the pain will subside.

He could have been a rapper with a bad temper. you never know.

A white people killed you?

As a lightskin with white relitives that are very racist I've heard that a lot

Killed the black one too

Hating everyone equally is truly egalitarian.

Tell the Walmart headquarters, "hello"

As he should

LMAO

Good, those types of people are toxic to humanity and should not be involved with society.

Jack McLean Eugh, that sentence makes me want to barf. Good job, great accuracy!

oh my god. This is like when my uncle said me and my sister were hot when I was like, 14

@@iridescentdemon r/suddenlysexoffender

Logan Catanese this isn’t Reddit

@@peefstar4908 *_yikes_* :/

Yes

this made my stomach violently clench

thats literally my dad every day. he is nothing like the inappropriate uncle tho

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

I can relate

People say "Women this women that" I just wanna grill for God's sake

@@YehudiNimol You can't grill tho cuz you're a wahmen

Women be grilling

Respect

😂😭

Now I gotta go watch the video where Gus cooks with fireworks.

Honestly Chinese fireworks are way more fun haha

@@salamipastrami69 They are still illegal but yeah

gyms Glyn form ndi ypu aer yagall

@@wittyjadee29 WHAT

@@nostalgiacriticdougwalker577 Oh my god is that the famous legendary youtuber doug walker

Generally these dads aren't that overweight though

@@nostalgiacriticdougwalker577 Ur nit human

Its the waters fault Lets deport it

Darn immigrants, bringing water into our good christian countries. Back in my day, we died of dehydration, and WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.

I'm somehow not surprised.

bruh unus annus bruh

Well, around here it's usually the darker residents who they pull out of the rivers every summer.

libertyfreedommovementturthorg.gun*

Tried too look at the website didn't let me because my tv was black

Idon’tlikeimmigrants.gun*

Reaper117 lmao websites on a Tv

That was the most American thing I’ve ever read

If he's your uncle... wouldn't that be his daughter?

@@drunkenhobo8020 that makes it even worse lol

You can have more than one uncle that have kids...

Oof

Or "your sister." Lol

Let’s be real, he spent an hour shooting this and had to drink 10 of them before starting to get into character

Everyone don’t like the comment when it hits 69!

@@beaner1419 they didn't listen.

Haha

@@caitlin7617 who are u

@@beaner1419 A person wby

Specifically, they are shitty sports sunglasses even though he has a beer gut. And also, they always have a goatee

@@nolangimpel39 they have to be the wraparound ones that actively restrict bloodflow to your head or you're not a REAL man.

OMG yes, only problem is that Karens actually manage to get married and take kids

We gotta give that guy a name. How about Gus?

The male equivalent to Karen is Kevin.

Mine is the latter but I see him about three times a year…

With no prior experience

@@adolfwasrite7009 cool thing to say Adolf.

@@thekaiser1156 thank you.

@@adolfwasrite7009 oops, forgot the /s.

@@thekaiser1156 oops, i did too.

@@adolfwasrite7009 cool cool lol

And then follow it up with every offensive term for the lgbtq+ community and then something about God

No

Lenny Roach Ninja

@@aiden3627 they don't insult God or jesus

@Damien Voorhis Harding "You know, like a liar."

@@themindfulmoron3790 ahh yes, a person of culture

He would do that if he would find a nephew youngher

Dude u got 2 comments with thousands of likes right next to each other lol

@@kingkwam3816 RU-vid comment algorithm power

im just now getting it

Yeah especially if you have a different school system then you might only get it with a pointer

How long do American high schools last then?

David Reuben Grech 4 years

I almost missed it cause I'm Australian lol

2:11 when you want to go back to it

He sounds like Kevin Malone when he says that line.

I am the 999th like

@@themindboggler8055 so?

Аи Ош i guide others to a treasure, i myself can’t possess

So uh read my mind?

It’s funny because the people who say "Read my mind, bet you can’t" in that condescending tone are the easiest to read. No complex thought.

@@jamie6506 not me tho im built different

Big brained lady

@@philipm.peterson9292 ur built with tooth picks and gum instead of bricks and mortar

I like your profile picture.

Your comment smells like cheap beer

This one hits too close

ARTHUR! YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH!

Does he believe everything on the Internet that makes fun of liberals? Yeah my dad only realizes something is fake if it’s against conservatives lmao.

same, and i’m the gay cousin which makes things a bit interesting

My dads the same, he watches too much Fox News the dumbass.

​@@cons2752 that's not just how conservatives work, to a degree sure but it's the same as the liberals. It goes with every political party, they only believe what they want to hear, liberals hear Trump touched little kids and there's no evidence they would believe it while reps wouldn't meanwhile if it was about Joe Biden reps would believe it dems would not. Reason why political parties shouldn't exist is because ppl care more about the party than the actual person they're voting for, they'll vote for someone just because their party without doing any research at all, it's like a political form of racism, you're against the other party "blue or red" just because their party "the color of their party". "I'm an independent that doesn't typically vote because politics is filled with fucked up ppl and I'd rather not any of em lead our country".

AquaticGamZe I’m sorry if it came off as all conservatives because I myself am one, I just meant my dad, not all conservatives lol