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Flying Foxes, The World's Largest Fern & Cicero Municipal Embezzlement Fund 

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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We'd like to thank John Wisnewski, Bob Daley, Tony Piccarino, Mary Ann Slobzcek, Al and John O'meara, Don Scapetti, Lenny Zuolo and all the others who contributed 5 dollars each to the annual "Paint a Face on a Turd" Fun-Run held this year by Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't. We've almost raised enough cash to expunge the criminal record of Betty Loren-Maltese for the funneling of cash that took place in an insurance scam in 2003 . We'd also like to thank Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet in Schaumburg on York and Roosevelt Road for their sponsorship of this video.
See the world's largest tree fern, more parasitic conifers, cloudy ridges at sunset, flying foxes, bird's nest ferns and jurassic-age trees as we explore a sinkhole on the ultramafic slab (the ophiolitic nappe) that was obducted onto New Caledonia in the Eocene.
This video sponsored by "A Hint of Serpentine" fragrance for men. Next time you're trying to sell somebody overpriced goods they don't need, sleaze on some airhead at a club, or obtain a wealthy endowment for your client in a divorce or personal injury case, do it with a hint of serpentine. Made by EverybodySucks, Inc.
Species list for this episode :
Cyathea intermedia
Asplenium nidus
Falcatifolium taxoides
Agathis lanceolata
#Parasitaxus usta
Codia albifrons
#Araucaria muelleri
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@josephrobinson9318
@josephrobinson9318 4 года назад
This channel is a masterpiece
@alyssav2124
@alyssav2124 4 года назад
I'm loving the tree ferns in this series. So dreamy and yet so majestic.
@emersonlamond1024
@emersonlamond1024 4 года назад
remind me of the forrests on the great dividing range over in east australia, also remind me of the creeks of the datrling range in perth western australia where a species has naturalised, they are a quintiessentially gondwanan dinosaur vibe that I can never get enough of
@zero.the.prototype
@zero.the.prototype 4 года назад
Hey Santore, I was stuck on the side of a mountain in central Colorado today and I was feeling very alone. I've been watching your videos for a few weeks now and its really been helping with my mental state and my engagement with the world. Anyways as lonely as I was I suddenly felt like you were there with me, and I could see the world almost as you see it. I started filming and walking around, pointing my camera at plants while making up latin names in the best Chicago accent i could muster. I plan to look a few of them up and try to I.D. or at least attempt the D-Key dance. Basically I wanted to put some good vibes back your way because your spirit and teaching really did help me to stay calm and carry on today. Thank you for sharing and for doing what you do. -Michigander 'stuck' in Colorado
@TheFuzzieWuzzie
@TheFuzzieWuzzie 4 года назад
zerothepr0t0typ3 ~ I think I speak for everyone here- I’d love to see your videos, too! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you know..
@Glendamccartneyburris
@Glendamccartneyburris 4 года назад
Thank you for your hard work, your uploads have really inspired me to look harder at the beauty around me. I never knew botany could be the key to my anger management, Great Vidz!!!!
@ogieogie
@ogieogie 4 года назад
Absolutely stunning. Thanks for the bats and the mysterious sounds at the end. Nice.
@gloriacardenas2056
@gloriacardenas2056 2 месяца назад
Valió el esfuerzo fue difícil pero las plantas y sus flores son espectaculares muchísimas gracias por el video.
@freedomdividend1077
@freedomdividend1077 4 года назад
when I'm at the park looking at leaves and thinking oh yeahhhh
@zub305
@zub305 4 года назад
Loving the night sounds .....
@thelaughingtiger146
@thelaughingtiger146 4 года назад
Beautiful footage of the sunset! Perhaps a few more seconds next time? I also loved the night sounds, definitely felt less homicidal. Thank you, you velvety Bastard.
@stephenwolf6620
@stephenwolf6620 4 года назад
Love me some little knobby knobs on them goddam rachis.
@rosethorne9155
@rosethorne9155 3 года назад
Thank you for that A+ view of that millipede. It was adorable and magnificent 😀
@LayneLovesThings
@LayneLovesThings 4 года назад
Love you so much! Appreciating the world around me so much more, while it lasts anyway!
@TheEricrya
@TheEricrya 4 года назад
Get it while it's hot!
@thehalfblindastronomer8936
@thehalfblindastronomer8936 4 года назад
Love the sounds at the end, really made it feel like I was there. Minus the mosquitoes and stupidly hot and wet weather.
@opabinnier
@opabinnier 4 года назад
I am loving your New Caledonia jaunt, man! Always wanted to see tons of Angiopteris. Hey and that TALLLL Cyathea is crazy. Never as fat as Dicksonias, Cyatheas shoot up much faster- you can almost watch those crazy croziers unfurl. Sexiest and hairiest ferns around! And here you are in a sea of Parasitaxus... you won't forget this trip in a hurry! There is so much great stuff here. GREAT GREAT vids, bro! (Too bad we let that chubby frog Napoleon III take over New Caledonia, and it's still French: it should be OURS, it's in the name- New Scotland and I think one of the islands is even called Brittania? Damn it. I could have gone ro retire there.)
@camgood3097
@camgood3097 3 года назад
MEAT BONANZA!! Funny synchronicity.. I just watched today's video (with all the Frozen Plants in TX), and u said to Jack "U wanna go to Sausagefest 2021??" Lmfao.. What r the odds I would randomly watch this one (from a year ago) in which u also mention a festival of MEAT that Jack wants to attend??
@peterbarber3659
@peterbarber3659 4 года назад
Love how the sunset colors mirrors the parasitaxis colors. Perfect!!
@oldairyheir
@oldairyheir 4 года назад
Glad you pointed out the 'knobby knobs'! Wonderful video with (again) more info than I can retain. :-) Nice shout out to DG!
@bonez2450
@bonez2450 4 года назад
You make me want to become a college professor in Botany so that I can show students your videos then translate them into college appropriate lessons lol.
@malo8631
@malo8631 4 года назад
This is what "college appropriate" should be. I probably would not have forgotten 80% of what I was taught in school if teachers were this interesting.
@susaneirthug415
@susaneirthug415 4 года назад
Shit! Back in the days before PC, professors would smoke in classes! Cuss too.
@aboz8649
@aboz8649 4 года назад
Susan Eirthug These poor young kids are just raised with too much. The expectations are drivin them stinky bastads into the ground aye. I can’t imagine it happening but a life without AI again would be a nice treat, wouldn’t be fun to adjust. We’d have to stabilize after coming down from the phone high and phone hangover idk man okay Go fuck ya selves Love you
@ElGueroLoco831
@ElGueroLoco831 4 года назад
I’ve already sent one of his other videos to my Weeds Science professor from undergrad. I feel that pretty much any of these videos would be excellent supplement lesson material. 😁
@fatherpossum
@fatherpossum 4 года назад
What a freakin great video giant ferns, sundews, and a bat or 2 what's not to love, Thank you
@mattclark7724
@mattclark7724 4 года назад
They have some of the flying foxes on display at the Oakland zoo. Their dongs are not only huge, they're prehensile as well.As me and my kids were watching them, ones hanging upside down scratching it's chin with it! Nice!
@RaeMachiavelli
@RaeMachiavelli 4 года назад
I hear Marylin Manson has a similar superpower. nice.
@mattclark7724
@mattclark7724 4 года назад
Except he uses it to scratch his tonsils!
@MonoiLuv
@MonoiLuv 4 года назад
I love your videos, especially at the end of a long day surrounded by concrete, drywall, and conditioned air
@jinagibson6818
@jinagibson6818 4 года назад
Awesome video content. So glad you're being supported. You really need to force the EPA to hike with you. They may learn something.
@pameladallaire
@pameladallaire 4 года назад
Botany and laughter. Who could ask for more? :)
@Jordan__Sloan
@Jordan__Sloan 3 года назад
That parasitic gymno was siiiiicccckkkkkk, want a full color tattoo of that right now!
@varsoonhks3211
@varsoonhks3211 4 года назад
Thanks for sharing these views. Nature's beautiful.
@Cynomys1
@Cynomys1 4 года назад
those are some mind blowing flora and landscapes!
@bakunicorn
@bakunicorn 4 года назад
cpbbd is like david attenborough, but more sarcastic
@TheFuzzieWuzzie
@TheFuzzieWuzzie 4 года назад
bakunicorn ~ The Bill Burr of Botany!
@sophiedash4026
@sophiedash4026 4 года назад
George Carlin, high on nature. 😉
@MeatGuyJ
@MeatGuyJ 4 года назад
Hint of Serpentine: Now with Krait Venom.
@mynciee
@mynciee 4 года назад
Seeing the flying foxes against the sky was so peaceful
@kirkha100
@kirkha100 3 года назад
I watched the millipede. All I could think of was...”Did you hear the one about the millipede that tripped and fell?”
@anotherluckydad
@anotherluckydad 4 года назад
Another great stroll.
@danielpirone8028
@danielpirone8028 4 года назад
Could not love this more. Thank you !!!
@StupidLittleYTName
@StupidLittleYTName 4 года назад
Love the up close shots of plants and bugs and then the zoom out to beautiful landscape.. perspective.
@lucyb15
@lucyb15 4 года назад
thank-you for the final sounds....fabulous!
@joshmann7587
@joshmann7587 4 года назад
Now that was a sunset! Glad you put that in.
@shaggy0917
@shaggy0917 4 года назад
I love how Millipede's legs move. Such a cool system to deal with all those legs
@MonoiLuv
@MonoiLuv 4 года назад
7:17 this is stunning. Never seen anything like it
@corndogsanchez2752
@corndogsanchez2752 4 года назад
Dennis Farina was great in Get Shorty. I didn't expect to find him in the South Pacific.
@AnkhAnanku
@AnkhAnanku 4 года назад
Was curious about what kind of thing he would teach me about flying foxes. Was not disappointed X)
@mixolydian2010
@mixolydian2010 4 года назад
This trip is amazing, loving every bit. How do find yout way around without getting lost. Take it easy.
@susaneirthug415
@susaneirthug415 4 года назад
I got lost in the Hoosier National forest for 8 hours. This was before GPS. Thought I was gonna die. Canopy is heavy no long views. Going up a mountain can be okay but guarantee he has all the boy scout stuff plus a gps tracker satellite thinggy.
@mixolydian2010
@mixolydian2010 4 года назад
@@susaneirthug415 Jeez thats heavy. Man wouldnt yah love to be there with him, amazing island. I thought when he's on the path its okay but he wanders off into the undergrowth i figure he must be using gps. take it easy.
@LindaB651
@LindaB651 4 года назад
New Caledonia seems lovely- was really intrigued by the drosera (one of my faves!) Live in New England, but have spent time in more southerly regions of the world- am fascinated by places where growing doesn't shut down a few months every year! Love what you're doing; bought some merch. (Hope you get a decent percentage!)
@FayeVert
@FayeVert 4 года назад
I hope you recorded the Betty Loren-Maltese part *before* you heard about the Blago release, which I also want you to go off on a rant about.
@richieoftampa994
@richieoftampa994 4 года назад
I love how the fricken seeds line up on the leaves of the ferns.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 года назад
Those are the sporangia and they drop microscopic spores out. The fern life cycle is weird as fuck and very cool, you should read about it. "Alternation of generations", gametophyte sex, swimming sperm, etc...
@melflow19
@melflow19 4 года назад
The view at the end is so serene.
@ceciwolfcat7
@ceciwolfcat7 4 года назад
"Waxy Dennis Farina"😂 You're a pip!👌🏻
@LayneLovesThings
@LayneLovesThings 4 года назад
“Just broke off some o’dat. Oops. Anyway.” Haha, story of my life.
@StanTheObserver-lo8rx
@StanTheObserver-lo8rx 4 года назад
Speaking of roads..did you know there is not a single spot in the continental USA that isn't more than 20 miles from a man made road? I think of that sometimes when you show places where I never spot a road or telephone poll. You might have ticked off the Palm people who watched this by not ID ing the palms. New Caledonia is a hot spot for California palmophiles. That tallest looked like an Actinokentia,but I could be totally wrong. Yep,love Lycopods and Selaginella. So hard to grow in the dry air bay area. The Cyathea was magnificent. I've never seen a tree fern ( I've seen a lot in the bay area) come close in mass or height as that one. I thought the Dicksonia's in GGP park were enormous..wow,that Cyathea!
@matambale
@matambale 4 года назад
Sounds like it's time to call in the Big Gun, Al Scrotch, on this fundraiser. He really stirs people up.
@oldairyheir
@oldairyheir 4 года назад
The view at 28:50 was absolutely stunning!
@jasminewood395
@jasminewood395 4 года назад
Whoa shit, I'm watching 6 month old CPBBD and there's 2 new ones uploaded !
@mrzredbadger7848
@mrzredbadger7848 4 года назад
why do I feel safe when I hear your voice ...weird...
@susaneirthug415
@susaneirthug415 4 года назад
He really helps me not be depressed. He's helping that lady that went to jail and shit. He's a bully killa. Makes me feel like there is hope for some humans.
@aboz8649
@aboz8649 4 года назад
Insomniac here, he helps a lot. Gods asshole fucking knows why cause I sure don’t
@TheFuzzieWuzzie
@TheFuzzieWuzzie 4 года назад
I fall asleep listening to Joey’s podcasts. Chicago is my second home, his South Side honk is music to my ears.
@SpecialAgentJamesAki
@SpecialAgentJamesAki 4 года назад
That millepede was massive
@dangus1425
@dangus1425 4 года назад
Being from Crook & Dupage makes watching these much more entertaining, thank you
@revealTheTruth2012
@revealTheTruth2012 4 года назад
not joking nothing has made me happier than the mention of my least favorite yet still oft frequented home despot. but it's on 26th and cicero. the cermak and cicero center has the cermak produce, the easiest AMC theater to sneak into and watch 3 movies in a row in, a white castle, and my all time favorite taco bell.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 года назад
Used to paint graffiti on the train tracks near that home depot twenty years ago.
@kyle9401
@kyle9401 4 года назад
Your production value has exploded since you started. I'm so happy to see this channel doing well. Keep doing you, bud! It's why we're all here
@craighoover1495
@craighoover1495 4 года назад
I looked for left over t-shirts from the fun run in the merchandise store. Maybe there weren't any. On a serious note, thanks again for bringing us to and explaining the uniqueness of this place.
@pixazelz
@pixazelz 2 года назад
wow I wonder what kind of critters we can find there like the frogs , salamanders , birds , fungus and moss etc I'm obsessed by micro habitats, micro plants , etc ... doing a video on the biodiversity of this plance would be amazing. I never heard of this place and all the plants there I would like to get lost there for days only observing them and documenting... hope the place is well protected from urbanization so it will stay that way in the future
@petmonsterd
@petmonsterd 4 года назад
eau du Serpentine has a nice ring to it lol
@BlottoOttoMan
@BlottoOttoMan 4 года назад
Celozzi Ettleson "Where you ways save more money!"
@TheFuzzieWuzzie
@TheFuzzieWuzzie 4 года назад
BlottoOttoMan ~ Victory Auto Wreckers ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Q6TTOx9I6y0.html
@JamesSmith-wp4um
@JamesSmith-wp4um 4 года назад
"Hard to find, tough to beat"
@ogwarfthedawf
@ogwarfthedawf 4 года назад
Come back to Aus mate. I'll take ya' bushwalking over a couple interesting national parks. Maybe even show ya' some mushroom pickin' spots aye
@jackbenimblejack1
@jackbenimblejack1 4 года назад
please open a botanic garden and run tours for the public. god bless
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 года назад
I feel that one bit should have been filmed in black and white, with you peeking seductively from behind a fern. "A Hint Of Serpentine... Fer dose special moments... Like when you wash yer ass in a creek an' what da shit. Wanna buy a watch? 5 bucks. S'a good watch.. hey c'mere.. c'mere, I'm talkin' at you... C'mere!"
@AnkhAnanku
@AnkhAnanku 4 года назад
New Message underrated comment
@austinscottish8223
@austinscottish8223 4 года назад
No one: Serpentine for men: get some action with serpentine
@Bert2368
@Bert2368 4 года назад
@ 28:20, I think the flying foxes are "ridge soaring" on updrafts from the wind hitting the hills and deflecting upwards, not soaring on thermals. Needs sunlight on the ground for thermals. Same difference, they can climb or hover with less work.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 года назад
Wind was coming from opposite direction, towards the right. Sun had just set and ground was still warm.
@dwainkitchel1316
@dwainkitchel1316 4 года назад
so nice to vicariously botanize through your phone/eyes, u left from a 1st world country but you're coming back to an autocratic banana republic sadly
@Shnarfbird
@Shnarfbird 4 года назад
???
@PlayMoGame
@PlayMoGame 3 года назад
20:26 Got some mites hitchin' a ride on the millipede train
@Tatterdemalion-77
@Tatterdemalion-77 4 года назад
Ya know, I would absolutely send in a donation to get a crappy NPR/PBS-style CPBBD tote bag. Maybe have a membership drive where we are treated to you singing all the hits of Herman’s Hermits or Motown’s golden oldies.
@WonderMagician
@WonderMagician 4 года назад
Thanks for the botany tutorial
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 4 года назад
My parents bought in McHenry county, hour & 1/2 commute to work in Chicago back in the 70s. School in Evanston, had to live in what was the hood back then, N. Rogers Park. Apartments built in the 30s with holes for the ice man to deliver into. Prolly totally gentrified by now. Howard Street was an open air drug market. Better education than college!
@dangus1425
@dangus1425 4 года назад
Grew up right next to Bachelors Grove, Midlothian
@Frank-dv4zu
@Frank-dv4zu 4 года назад
love the farina
@sitaroutreachministry6289
@sitaroutreachministry6289 4 года назад
i lived in Downers Grove upon a time!
@heliosign
@heliosign 4 года назад
You'll get your balance man. Keep at it, and thank you.
@lynngarber5497
@lynngarber5497 4 года назад
Such a wonderful educational video. Thank you
@demonorse
@demonorse 4 года назад
The sunset with bats riding thermals was beautiful. Tiny bats in Michigan do not ride thermals.
@markkaidy8741
@markkaidy8741 4 года назад
Very cool!!! Watch out for snakes, spiders a nd sink holes..be safe..and thank you!
@canadiangemstones7636
@canadiangemstones7636 Год назад
Amazing to see this stuff.
@PyrrhosHans
@PyrrhosHans 4 года назад
Gosh, I love tree ferns! Last year I got myself a little Dicksonia Antarctica but somehow it barely made it over the (very mild) winter last year and is still in quite a bad shape, please like this comment to help my boy grow.
@VickyDPi
@VickyDPi 4 года назад
The Home Despot
@Frank-dv4zu
@Frank-dv4zu 4 года назад
wikipedia says she took 12 million! thats not peanuts
@PeterMJJacob
@PeterMJJacob 4 года назад
incredible content. . . Best on youutbe
@gabijones2445
@gabijones2445 4 года назад
Thank you.
@venisontron
@venisontron 4 года назад
I'd buy a t-shirt that says Obducted Ophiolitic Nappe
@BohemisX
@BohemisX 4 года назад
Me:*sees new video* Holy shit it's him Him: Holy shit
@iangillham9647
@iangillham9647 4 года назад
What skies!
@PowerTom286
@PowerTom286 4 года назад
So nice and interesting
@PuertoricanPatriot1
@PuertoricanPatriot1 4 года назад
Hey Just got on that patreon! Hopefully it works for ya
@michaelnancyamsden7410
@michaelnancyamsden7410 2 года назад
Very interesting.
@adamarchy
@adamarchy 4 года назад
RE: comment at 13:40. Right, but the taxes in Cook are too damned high because everyone working in county government is brought in thinking it's okay to take a taste. I live in the East Bay now, but if I ever move back home, I want to see the county clean up its act and part of that doing away with the attitude that corruption is simply a part of doing the county's business. F___ that.
@Smileyson58
@Smileyson58 4 года назад
You gotta have that thick accent it’s what gets us off ❤️ all those long science words impress me even if you make them up (burrito slot being me fave) I don’t give a donut if it’s correct or not I’m here for it all
@_siggi_783
@_siggi_783 4 года назад
Cannot believe that is a fern
@orions1396
@orions1396 3 года назад
I need a ruler tattooed on my finger now. And where do I donate to the fun run?
@BansheePhoenix
@BansheePhoenix 3 года назад
Millipede! Look at those leggies go!
@kenhunt2861
@kenhunt2861 4 года назад
Great view of this very alien landscape. Wonderful! You lost me though at the expungement PSA. $12million ain’t chump change.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 года назад
It was.... A joke. I do not support Betty Loren-Maltese or any other sleazebag Illinois politicians save for their comedic value.
@kenhunt2861
@kenhunt2861 4 года назад
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't : dude! I wasn’t tracking so well. My apologies. My hat is off to you as always. You always amaze.
@paulchristian2673
@paulchristian2673 4 года назад
You fooled me, and I grew up around Chicago. As the saying goes, sarcasm never speaks clearly.
@baltazarcrump
@baltazarcrump 4 года назад
To paraphrase Studs Terkel, Illinois politicians aren't the most corrupt, but the most theatrically corrupt@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@grantraynard
@grantraynard 4 года назад
Excellent :)
@Urbanforager
@Urbanforager 3 года назад
I lived in Dupage county for a couple years
@8ftbed
@8ftbed 4 года назад
OMG! The sanctitude and politically correct seduction of Cicero. 😂😂😂😂😂 The last I saw of Betty was her having a big garage sale. Waiting tables at a local greasy spoon was not supporting her Tammy Faye Baker eyelash dependency 🤣
@TheFuzzieWuzzie
@TheFuzzieWuzzie 4 года назад
8ftbed ~ Betty Lauren Maltese - One of the last of the old school Chicago Machine politicians. She’s got her own Wikipedia page en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Loren-Maltese
@8ftbed
@8ftbed 4 года назад
TheFuzzieWuzzie Yeah, I know who she is. Been up here for 30 years. Watched her win and then all the gum chewing tv coverage and then AGHHH! busted and went for a little whitecollar vacation and thennnn her getting out and cthe ming home with lots of tv coverage. Then nothing until it was big news that she was having her big garage sale to make ends meet.
@TheFuzzieWuzzie
@TheFuzzieWuzzie 4 года назад
8ftbed ~ I forgot about the garage sale! 🤣
@fenrirgg
@fenrirgg 3 года назад
That place seems very empty of insects, maybe it's the season?
@peterhope-simpson4901
@peterhope-simpson4901 Год назад
Don't know about new Caledonia, but lots of pacific centipedes etc.pack a hell of a poisonous bite....fijian ones specifically ,agony for a while.
@plainlogic
@plainlogic 4 года назад
Holy fuck what a fern!
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