While simultaneously pissing you off as well as teaching you about biogeography, Tony goes off on a series of rants on about 600 MG of caffeine at an elevation of roughly 10,000' (3250 meters for you pompous bastards in the back complaining about feet as a unit of measurement).
Here we will dissect a Mutisioid Aster (Aka "Dinosaur Sunflower") while threatening fluffy violence for those that cannot distinguish between a bilabiate floret corolla and a non-mutisioid composite-family corolla. Consolation points will be awarded for those that cannot distinguish between sarcasm and authenticity.
Can patrons at a high end ski resort and rare alpine plants of the Central Andes live together in harmony, even if the fresas 🍓 don't know said plants are there? Why did security meatheads not escort field botanists out or threaten them with a fine for visiting this area? Do Great-Horned Owls shoplift (we hope so)? Watch his episode of CPBBD to find out.
Species List :
Puya alpestris (Bromeliaceae)
Trichocereus chiloensis (Cactaceae)
Eriosyce curvispina (Cactaceae)
Tropaeolum sessilifolium (Tropaeolaceae)
Chaetanthera euphrasioides (Asteraceae)
Mutisia sinuata (Asteraceae)
Triglochin alata (Rosaceae)
Leucheria runcinata (Asteraceae)
Melosperma andicola (Plantaginaceae)
Anarthrophyllum gayanum (Fabaceae)
Oreopolus glacialis (Rubiaceae)
Nassauvia lagascae (Asteraceae)
Oriastrum pusillum (Asteraceae)
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