Into the Fog Bank : Lomas Formations & Biogeographic Islands in a Sea of Barren Desert.

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Cast of Species :
Cistanthe salsoloides
Huidobria fruticosa
Oxyphyllum ulicinum (Asteraceae)
Gypothamnium pinnifolium (Asteraceae)
Copiapoa hasseltoniana (Cactaceae)
Oxalis gigantea (Oxalidaceae)
Eriosyce paucicostata (Cactaceae)
Alstroemeria paupercula (Alstroemeriaceae)
Euphorbia lactiflua (Euphorbiaceae)
Nicotiana solanifolia (Solanaceae)
Tillandsia geissii (Bromeliaceae =
Plectocephalus cachinalensis (Asteraceae)
Anisomeria littoralis (Phytolaccaceae)
Loasa nitida (Loasaceae)
Rhodophiala pratensis (Amaryllidaceae)
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@Nhoj31neirbo47 4 года назад

Possible title for your first book; Mean Plants and Angry Grandpas : socio-botanical rants on and relief from the human tumor

@rcs368 4 года назад

This comment needs more likes. Holly shit the sum of all parts.

@PepperGuru 4 года назад

buahahaa

@snuugumz 4 года назад

rcs368 Please tell me ‘holly’ was intentional. Please.

@anschn7166 7 месяцев назад

He's actually writing a book now

@jimwilliams1536 4 года назад

When Attenborough kicks the bucket, your my number one candidate to do the voice overs.

@dovesquander Год назад

I used to be an alcoholic train rider and I'm going back to school to be a botanist and I love your videos more than anything in the world.

@rcs368 4 года назад

Love when you go into detail like you did 4:51 - 5:53 really makes learning much easier. Never stop repeating the plant parts, as repetition is the next best way. The ending was hilarious!

@najakwarkle 4 года назад

Seconded! I have my botany books open when I watch these videos. My dumb ass is starting to ID plant families on hikes, it's very basic but exhilarating. Repetition, synthesis, rinse, repeat!

@jadecase-barnes6519 4 года назад

4:10 - "ooh look, it's... a playnt." so good.

@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад

Oh, I forgot to mention the lichen growing on the cactus spines!!! Never seen that before, what a marvelous adornment!!! Who would have known cacti were such glamour queens!!! "You look Fabulous my dear"!!!

@complexobjects 4 года назад

Im a huge fan of lichen and I'm glad you include it in your examinations

@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад

What a Banger video!!! No need to worry about shifting nomenclature, delighted to hear you agree with me on the overzealous name changes by the botanist class! Sooo many specimens I have never seen nor heard of before!!! From that freaky oxalis to the first Copiapoa which reminds me of some wrinkled shriveled old man dicks I have seen... A real head scratcher that Nicotiana with the large leaves growing in such an arid landscape!!! This particular video has even families I have never heard of! Oh and the star of the show, Rhodophiala!!! Looks to me like Nerine, the one I am familiar with is R. Bifida... You also had a yellow flowered one in another video, they are all fabulous and I can't imagine why the others are not in the trade!!! There must be collectors out there somewhere who cultivate them... Thanks for opening my eyes to the many wonders living in the Atacama, since there is no way I could possibly go see the for myself!!! I'm actually going to watch this one again, it was so goddamn good!!!

@sldulin 4 года назад

wow, your flower photography skills are just the best. Some real stunners in this one. Quite apart from your entertainment value, and apart from your educational content, I appreciate your going out to these places and showing me these specimens in their native habitat. Never in 1,000 years would I be hiking around in the Atacama desert to see all those beautiful plants. New Caledonia next! Then maybe Haida Gwai?

@rosem7042 3 года назад

It's always a treat to find a channel run by someone who really knows their schist.

@labrador7373 4 года назад

Please please let me do spanish subs, I havent seen any of your videos in Chile since I'll watch them all making subtitles.

@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 года назад

Email me crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com

@robyrcmp 3 года назад

This is a treasure trove of info. Thank you so much for letting many of us experience the plant world in such a way that we would never get to do otherwise

@PhoenixProdLLC 4 года назад

Happy New Year Johnny Appleseed! 😀 I hope your success continues ever onwards and thank you for your efforts in making these terrific videos 👏👏👏🙏☺🙋

@DistractedDaisy 4 года назад

You're a nut case.. Beautiful Star Flower.. I've never seen something as pretty and diabolical.

@Nhoj31neirbo47 4 года назад

(31:30) - Lichen absorbs nitrogen from the air. When it falls to the ground some of the nitrogen gets deposited into the surrounding soil. Thus these coastal species are probably getting fertilized by the lichen. This phenomenon is known to occur in the coast Redwood forest and other locales.

@peterbernhardt5169 4 года назад

Thanks for the New Years gift. When a Solanum flower has a long tube but the corolla is creasing and pale yellow it's probably pollinated by hawk moths or sphinx moths. Probably has a good, penetrating, smell as the sun sets.

@Tog.go.bog.e 4 года назад

“I’m probably mildly diabetic” is a sentence that I never thought I could relate so much to.

@teriyakimoto9296 4 года назад

every time you said "barren" my uterus twitched.....

@KC_Lake 4 года назад

😂

@joshdelaet3536 4 года назад

Mine did too

@teriyakimoto9296 4 года назад

@@marklaisure ew

@jaywalk9364 4 года назад

I don't even have a uterus but I do feel something there 😂

@STROONZONY 4 года назад

yummy

@troyclayton 4 года назад

I actually said "Oxalis?" right before you did. Lucky guess, but it warmed my heart. Wood sorrel is one of my 2 earliest memories of plants, I was eating it at like age 5-8 (and hiding it) as a child in the Pacific Northwest. Now I eat it in Maine, 40+ years later. So cool to see a it as a woody perennial in a desert. Thank you again. (didn't watch the full video until today, stuff to do).

@gloverelaxis 4 года назад

some absolutely amazing plants here! what a place

@ZLUNION 4 года назад

Wonderful, utterly wonderful..

@helenpatterson3858 2 года назад

SO beautiful. Breathe in that air and sweet scents extra deep and maybe I can only m imagine.

@charleshopkins3598 4 года назад

Another informative enjoyable trek across Chile. Thank you.

@julieb3996 4 года назад

Earlier this year I enjoyed watching the Nautilus deep sea expedition. It's amazing how the deep sea and its corals, mirrors the sparse and slow-growing desert plants above.

@troyclayton 4 года назад

Yay! Today I got my stickers! Happy New Year's Eve! The fact that they weren't quite the assortment I ordered made me smile. You had no idea how many of us were going to want that crap, did you? lol. Many thanks!

@Smileyson58 4 года назад

Troy Clayton Just curious😊where do you put the stickers?

@troyclayton 4 года назад

@@Smileyson58 Gave several to my GF, another few are going to my daughter (she loves this channel), and I'll likely put one on my car- the only other sticker is my local NPR station. The rest will work itself out in time. : ) edit: Funny thing is the envelope was stamped "returned to sender" and scribbled over. No idea what hoops the USPS put him through.

@ginevragali2981 4 года назад

Is that a ruler you have tattooed on the index finger of your left hand? Handy!☺

@jaywalk9364 4 года назад

Thanks for taking one for the team! Cheers!

@cactusmann5542 4 года назад

Happy new year, glad you decided to mark it with a great video, probably the best

@800tigers5 4 года назад

"Is that what shrinks are for, you prick?" I can't breathe lol

@k8eekatt 4 года назад

Wow! Thanks for the tour of these amazing plants, the copiopoa is nearly unimaginable the age was just vibrating off of it!

@2.7petabytes 4 года назад

Another fantastic, informative video from my favorite misanthrope and mind blowingly knowledgeable human! Happy New Year to you sir!!

@benwinkel 4 года назад

Almost Happy New Year Joey. Thanks for your epic contributions!

@drop5926 4 года назад

What's the difference between the indumentum and tricomes?

@drop5926 4 года назад

If you see only one like on my comment it's mine, due to lack of close physical contact as a child i have learned to love myself in Multiple ways ;)

@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 года назад

Indumentum is a covering of trichomes... But only if the trichomes are hairy. Trichomes can also be glandular... Like in weed or in any of the other thousands of sticky plants out there. But... Trichomes can also be scaly, or just dry hairs, again, like in Spanish "moss" or tillandsia.

@CT-ns7uj 3 года назад

Copious copiapoa! Your enthusiasm is infectious. I'd love to go on a field trip with you or come to the east coast I'll show you some things

@NVSINK 4 года назад

My family would be happy to purchase/donate a proper mic. Tell us what you need.

@justincal6817 4 года назад

He needs a portable boom mic, it’s just windy as shit where he is,.

@rcs368 4 года назад

No he needs a lav mic. This would work with his phone => www.fullcompass.com/prod/575609-rode-smartlav-restock-item-lavalier-microphone-for-smartphones?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4Ji7j-7i5gIVhK_sCh1zpgc4EAQYBCABEgLYxvD_BwE Email him @ crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com He just posted a live stream, where he talks about his camera so the link above wouldn't work with his camera I believe. Here is a link to one more like=>(but not this one) what he would need for a dslr. Biggest consideration is making sure it comes with cord 3 ft or longer. www.fullcompass.com/prod/543376-samson-swgmmlav-go-mic-mobile-wireless-beltpack-transmitter-with-lm8-lavalier-microphone?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIspLzpp7j5gIVIiCtBh3fdAovEAQYBCABEgIClfD_BwE

@najakwarkle 4 года назад

This experienced video producer thinks his mic is just fine. He's got enough to focus on let alone another piece of equipment.

@rcs368 4 года назад

@@najakwarkle Lav mic, easy to deal with and you can easily protect against wind, which you already know being an experienced producer

@najakwarkle 4 года назад

@@rcs368 I know conventional methods are easy in most contexts, but I'm not driving/hiking for hours in my gig. Simplicity first.

@hollybroughton8768 4 года назад

at 4:10 when he pans over and says "ooh look. It's A Plant" I busted up laughing

@ccSkydog 4 года назад

Glad I found your vids a few months back. Look forward to seeing them. Happy New years Eve.. hoping 2020 finds you safe on your continuing excursions. 🌼🌺🌱🖖

@drucleary5897 4 года назад

Into the fog bank sounds beautiful

@gouglent 4 года назад

Glad I found this channel

@demonorse 4 года назад

Nice. I've been waiting for this.

@fatherpossum 4 года назад

I am looking forward to another year of excellent video's by you and I hope 2020 to be your best year yet

@gloriacardenas2056 3 месяца назад

Qué hermosos son los paisajes todos todos.muchisimas gracias por el video.

@andybaldman 4 года назад

I know he could make a killing doing so, but I hope Joey never goes commercial.

@andybaldman 4 года назад

@@wiseeye8065 He absolutely deserves to be successful, and there is definitely a larger audience out there for his stuff. He could be huge, and I think he will be, if he just keeps doing what he's doing. I've just been in on the ground floor of many things in my life, and they all end up getting ruined when they get big. I just don't want fame to change him, or this channel. It's so great the way it is. Authentic.

@thelaughingtiger146 4 года назад

Cracking the fuck up and learning Botany at the same time! It don't get better than this. Thank you, you screwy bastard! ♡♡

@anschn7166 7 месяцев назад

Just watching this now and realizing I was in Southern Bolivia on the other side of the Andes at exactly the time this video was posted :D

@brianballa3086 4 года назад

thank you so much for sharing with us weeeeeeeeeeeee

@nonoluigi 4 года назад

“Copiapoa, Copiapoa, Copiapoa,“ with heels clicking, three times . . . Alas, still not in Chile. Glad YOU are to show us such environmental wonders!

@sproutingresilience4787 4 года назад

Your voice at the end had me dead!

@michaelhockus8208 10 месяцев назад

thanks for takin' one for the team

@callmejeffbob 4 года назад

First time I've seen one of your posts (subscribed immediately). When I got to about 10:50 I freaked out at the cm/mm ruler tattoo (ultimate geek cred and quite useful I'm sure). Interesting pronunciation of "involucre" at about 23:38; that seems to be a word that everyone says differently and I'm not sure what's really correct...LOL.

@anotherluckydad 4 года назад

Any plant living there must be able to cope. And cope O. gigantea does! t must be amazing looking when it does rain.

@taleandclawrock2606 4 года назад

Amazing woody shrub oxalis!!!

@lizfrancis5696 4 года назад

Really interesting that the copiapoa were pointing north. Most plants point south or west, or follow the sun. Considering how harsh the environment is it makes sense.

@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад

Orienting north in the southern hemisphere affords more sunlight for photosynthesis.....

@jackwood8307 4 года назад

Not only would you be screwed up from the fall you’d look like a pin cushion at the bottom of the slope!😳

@kitdavenport1916 4 года назад

maybe the lichens help capture fog moisture for the cactus ... while benefiting from vertical substrate

@richardbidinger2577 4 года назад

Happy New Year you glorious bastard.

@user-fi1kn3oq4m 4 года назад

If for some unlikely reason something awful happens in 2020 this guy's gonna be fine. It makes me happy that someone could possibly help lead a revolution of purity after our self-destruction.

@emmitstewart1921 4 года назад

I just subscribed. There is a sh**load of information tucked in between the f-bombs.

@penpal141 4 года назад

“Spank me on the alter” 🤣

@urchickie 4 года назад

I was in a light sleep. I heard him say fanny with that voice, and I woke to see if I was dreaming.

@Dawt_Calm 4 года назад

I'm coo coo for Copiapoa.

@mixolydian2010 4 года назад

Fantastic, loving this trip,take it easy.

@StanTheObserver-lo8rx 4 года назад

O.gigantia does fine in pots in the bay area...blooms and all. Its when you put them in our clay soils thats a no-no. You must with them put lots of perlite mixed or blended into the native soil. The trichocereus are fine as is unless it stays TOO winter wet in the yard. The Cistanthus is doppleganger to the many Crassula "pagoda" type species with stacked leaves from South Africa. I have to put that on the list for sure.

@iNerdier 4 года назад

32:26 is that a Varroa Destructor mite on that flower? I didn't realise that horrific bee parasite had made it all the way to Chile.

@loudfast1261 4 года назад

wondered what that was good catch!

@zorrokitty5666 4 года назад

1 minute ago! Happy new years

@loudfast1261 4 года назад

anyone else watching this while leaning over the stove swearing in their best Cook county Illinois accent? Real nice ya fuck' that kind of thing? can't just be me.

@cruelcimmcia859 4 года назад

I love ya Tony ! Happy New Years

@STROONZONY 4 года назад

had a dream i was checkin out biogeography in rainforest with Tony Santoro and Alfred Russel Wallace...

@peteaplin8324 4 года назад

Very good jerky boys impression!

@jamdrops 4 года назад

It is 11:09 pm New Year's Eve and I'll have you know I just made a wine con gas joke and nobody got it.

@treering8228 4 года назад

Wow, what amazing plants!

@paulshowers1200 4 года назад

We are not to tell nature what she’s gotta be. … She's always got better imagination than we have.

@lunkerjunkie 4 года назад

The only plant in sight has garbage stick to it.

@Frank-zs1wk 4 года назад

feliz año nuevo

@phoebephoebe7063 4 года назад

Happy new year

@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад

@@phoebephoebe7063 yeah that's what he said.....

@phoebephoebe7063 4 года назад

@@rachiesayd9423 just practicing my Spanish no need to be rude

@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад

@@phoebephoebe7063 how very presumptuous of you... I was simply confirming what you and Frank wrote (this might surprise you to know that not everyone speaks English and Spanish both... So your response to Frank could have been confusing to others wondering why you wrote Happy New Year back to him... Either you have an unusually sensitive reflex or your bar by which you measure what constitutes "rude" intentions is impossibly high!!! So congratulations you have been affirmed... But your puzzling reaction to that affirmation, not so much........

@phoebephoebe7063 4 года назад

@@rachiesayd9423 too long I did not read sorry

@PLANETAVERDECAETANO 4 года назад

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💚💛wonderful. ...........

@moldynature 4 года назад

Wait did you say "poppers" or "boppers" at 19:30?

@gabrielroberts1419 4 года назад

How can we get you to the Galapagos islands

@Krispykleenex 3 года назад

16:13 ooh trip on that😬

@Smileyson58 4 года назад

I’m just happy to be able to enjoy what average Walking tumours can’t

@PeterMJJacob 4 года назад

I hope you can make it down to the Valdivian rainforest on this trip

@helenpatterson3858 2 года назад

At around 28: are you sore that cleared area isn't what's left of an outcropping mineral ? I mean you are there and I am not so you've got the advantage, but I have seen areas here in the desert SW that are inaccessible in anyway to equipment but are very similar.

@barrypoontang 4 года назад

fuk me, i loved finding this video. your funny and teaching shit, look at me now Mrs. Quinn!!!

@_siggi_783 4 года назад

Great video

@nickschnarr8 4 года назад

I could trip any where with You!

@dingchat555 4 года назад

Dude. The last few minutes. If I laugh too much harder I'll vomit like a dog on a Chilean cactus.

@infocat13 4 года назад

Namibia has this fog bank on the coast (Isaw it PBS )

@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад

He also has videos on the Namibia desert, search for it.....

@timwhiting6721 5 месяцев назад

Looks like paradise to a sand flea

@mattiasdahlstrom2024 4 года назад

The pollinators must be hardy as well. Did you see any, or are they night active?

@BillyTheKidder 4 года назад

I wonder how many barrens we’ll get in this one.

@nancynickerson4341 4 года назад

CPBBD I wonder if the yellow "lichen" is actually a slime mold. The aptly-named Dog Vomit Slime Mold (Fuligo septica) is bright yellow and sticky/slimy when immature. Your mycologist friend(s) would know.

@bustedkeaton 4 года назад

Its so beautiful

@NewMessage 4 года назад

I knew a girl called Lois Aceae. She was pretty clingy too.

@alohathaxted 4 года назад

She was in two men doom?

@sazji 4 года назад

I bet she was really irritating. (Ba-dump chingggg!)

@zoltanbozzay3797 4 года назад

32:58 my favorite smelling flower, naked ladies is the common name

@garywheeler7039 4 года назад

Yes I enjoy Naked Ladies too. Wife robbed some from a notable local victorian home and we have a bunch next to the sidewalk now. Fairly drought tolerant, they look like a bunch of long leaves much of the year, and then die back and then this flour stem pops up another time of the year. Ours are more pinkish. Central California valley.

@hg-wp1ws 4 года назад

Rhodolirium laetum (Phil.) Ravenna syn. Rhodophiala pratensis (Northern and Central Chile)

@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад

@@garywheeler7039 your plants are most likely Amaryllis Belladonna from South Africa..... Commonly grown in the USA!

@1nsaniel 4 года назад

Mate, can you show where i can find info to plant native plants in my region, now that you're "nearby" im from the fourth region in Chile, with a drought that is already 12 years long, what kind of shit is better than grass for a small backyard and big plazas?