Forest Warrior - Nostalgia Critic 

Penetrating fear deep inside them... among other things...

Like raging, hot, and hard ..... fists

phrasing!

Damn. Quite a lot of missed jokes....

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in 6 men at once.

LemmonFury THE MORE YOU KNOW

Interesting. 🤔

Fun theory: the bear skin Nicholas Cage wore in The Wickerman was Chuck Norris.

DalekTheSupreme That's not true. He tried to kill Chuck Norris, but, Chuck Norris' glare ended Nicholas Cage's career and they never crossed paths again.

LemmonFury she DID look familiar!!

AishaVonFossen A mountain!

No she was praying to sun wukong the monkey king who was trapped in the mountain

I think the best depiction of Native Americans has to be in the movie "Dudley Do Right". It's not accurate even by the biggest stretch of the imagination, but it's fun.

@@LadyOnikara nah, the best depiction of Native Americans was the Chief in Ernest Goes To Camp.

That could actually be an accurate fact, since Jackie Chan used Kung fu to fight some Native Americans in “Shanghai Noon”. And then he made friends with one of the tribes, so there’s a chance that he taught them Kung fu during his visit.

All actors have a power for instance Nicolas cage can set himself ablaze and Pamela Anderson can have slowmo rain be poured on her.

I wonder what Liam Neeson's power is? Can God have just one power?

John Gervais he has a particular set of skills obviously

John Gervais apparently to viciously murder bad people.

John Gervais he's supernaturally good at math. That's his power

No, that's a voice actor named Jim Ward. This guy is Terry Kiser from Weekend at Bernie's.

doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

more like douce douciedome owner of the doucedale douciedome

***** the joke you made was already unfunny on its own, but I feel the need to point out you misspelled douche every time. Assuming that's what you were going for. It's the only joke I can see you trying to make in this jumble.

Witty Username u couldn't help yourself could ya

They are just people trying to make a living and then the thumbs up from Dodgeball dressing like Davy Crocket's kindergarten inspired brother with shapeshifting powers comes in and beats them all up.

Unfortunately once in New Hampshire a nice part of the forest was illegally clear cut. I don’t think anyone was arrested either. Some people are corrupt as fuck and ask no questions.

Regarding muslides, Haiti has cut down most of its trees for farming, firewood for heating food, and other uses, leading to less than 1% of its original primary forest remaining. The Dominican Republic used better logging practices. As a result, when a hurricane passes over the island of Hispaniola, which they both share, Haiti tends to have many more mudslides and many more fatalities. I'm glad to hear that U.S. companies are using sustainable methods in logging. Thanks for the insight regarding your logging family and the practices of most U.S. loggers.

Thank you for sharing that info dude, gonna lol up how logging works more.

The problem with relogging though is wildlife that uses the trees for habitat is still very disturbed, and I doubt logging companies understand the nuance of forests, such as tree species diversity and the mycology associated with forests: They probably just all "replant" the same species of trees.

"Chuck Norris wants to put himself in hard wood." ~ That's about when I joined you. Hi, next-drawer neighbor.

...where Chuck Norris will be putting himself in every corpse.

@@naranara1690 so Chuck Norris is now a necrophiliac as well. It's so fitting.

I’m already there.

Hey my special place in hell is pretty cramped, can I bunk in your's

No comment

elliot Stannard he seems more of badger wrangler to me. He loves’em short, hairy, and mean.

🤣 oh shit..

Sus without context

[TheViciousLuxray] that British guy is unbearable

Godamnit fucking Filmbrain!😁

Yeah, kinda.

TheNaturalPatHarris shut up fuckstick

He was funny

Wow! I never knew that, especially since I love that show!

Tony jay?

Yup I can hear it now.

Huh, cool

@@rileywelsh8973 No, Tony Jay voiced Baron Mordo in that Show. Roscoe Lee Browne voiced the Kingpin.

Nate yeah, but whenever he lets someone else do it it always goes off at inappropriate times.

Nate No one can polish his rifle like he can

"thoracic park :)"

Chuck Norris can deepthroat a whiffle bat

You are all amazing and I bow to your double entendre power

EVERY not 'very'.

docdave15 *Sobs* Oh God! God in Heavan!! Ahahaha!

Xanadu happened, I blame Olivia newton john

I see where you were going with this and wanted to make obvious joke, but decided not to.

KTChamberlain I want to know too.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts.

+Joshua Gannon but their a big company ALL BIG Companies are EVIL *glares at channel Awesome"

I've heard that real logging companies actually plant two or three new trees for every one that they cut down.

Morgil now they do yeah, they realized that a renwable resource is good for business and you can only clear cut one forest after another for so long. But take a trip to the redwoods (or watch my vlog trip) and you'll se that wasnt always the case couse that same era had people thinking cigerettes were good for you a 90's company might still stepp on the little guy to get to the forest but they would still be replanting, a 2010 company however whould realize that twitter is real and bad pr can crush you so even if they didnt care about the little guy they would try to act like thy did

Closest you’ll get is Once Upon A Forest, with the hazmats at the end cleaning up the chemical spill.

Yeah, this movie's not him at his best.

lmao

+spideyfan2002 He is a watered down version of an 80s action muscle hero, combined with the remnents of the Kung Fu craze that came with Bruce Lee. Mind you, watered down doesnt necceserily mean worse, the romans drank watered down wine.

+spideyfan2002 Not as grim!! Dude have you seen Delta Force and Missing in Action.. Those movies was more grim than you can get!! They was some of Chunk Norris best work....

He can kick. A lot. A lot of kicking. Like there's a lot of fish. A whole lot of fish. He can kick a whole lot of fish.

To be fair, that joke wasn't unBEARable.

+P.Z. Arnott it was a PAWsibility though

These jokes are unBEARable!

You guys all have such a bear bones sense of humor.

+Ben Thomas These puns are making me FURious.

+Vix You'd be surprised

+rigren0121 i still want this to become a thing.

+permeus2nd AIZEN!!

+Vix Chuck Norris, probably.

Meh. To each their own, but I find the opening just annoying. It's like several minutes of just repeating "I don't like Chuck Norris's Opinions, WAHHH" over and over. Thankfully I can just skip past it though.

Chuck just wanted to scare the ewoks away. Chuck Norris stomped on the first fish to walk on land.

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every animal.

Not me. I rather not have Chuck Norris in me thank you very much

@@djalexander7723 Ah, you must be one of those Bruce Lee fans.

Every wo-man!

so true XD

That doesn't account for any clothes he might be wearing.

How... fortunate for the sea.

+TenguBE i guess chuck norris wants to put himself into poseidon.

Makes more sense than the movie

Better than turning into a wendigo.

@@alexjewett7455 what are you talking about that? sounds awesome chucks killed and comes back as a cannibal kungfu deer zombie eating loggers.

hahaha

I remember Jontron saying something like that.

But instead of badass morphing scenes we get the magical power of jump cuts.

I get it, he's an animagus. Harry, we have another one!

+Zach Galer (Zlectricute) that's what I was going for!

XD

I know right, they already have at nine people that were in Walker Texas Ranger lol

I gave you a thumbs down for this remark, but you'll be happy to learn it was out of simple jealousy.

lol i see

Yeah, but was it that way at the time the movie was made?

+eastwing329 Also, the Villain's theme sounds like Gruntilda's theme from Banjo Kazooie.

Kind of the same reason I can't watch Phelous, his voice just takes his toll on me really quickly :-(

Me!

Every time someone gets that reference an angel gets his wings.

She prayed to sun wukong

Reid Follis have you ever thought of being a screenwriter?

The ending being clear doesn't mean the journey is pointless. "Overpowered" characters can still be interesting. If you were suddenly given the powers of a God, would that suddenly make everything you do from then on worthless and uninteresting?

But that's the point of Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris bites a rock, the rock cracks.

Reid Follis: Wasn't that Captain Planet?

bold of you to ruin chuck norris like that

Which raises a lot of questions.

+Mack Davidson Based off of petrified wood, which is an actual thing. Hope that helps... Unless your questions are not the obvious question I was thinking of.

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in hard rock

jem due Lol Oh yeah, good point!

No No No Chuck Norris Wants To Put A Hard Rock In Every Man

+Jet Kusanagi sudo apparently means fake tree. Hehe

+SynthTape MLP No, the prefix 'pseudo', meaning "fake, false, pretend, a sham", and pronounced "soo-doe", forms a play on words, and a homonym, in "Sudowoodo" - "Pseudo-woodo" , Fake wood.

Except that Brother Bear, in spite of it’s flaws, was a good movie, but Forest Warrior… is not.

Or do an elm street month, reviews of the nightmare movies

Catchphrase*

*Somebody* has to watch the watchman.

Chuck Norris is deaf since Lemmy yelled at him once. (RIP Lemmy by the way)

what

John Gervais Of course, how else will he get his rent money.

I'm pretty sure he checks for Clint Eastwood.

And now the homeless can have oxygen to breathe.

@@ichijofestival2576 Thanks, glad I'm able to help you out.

Matthew Walton, how has that worked out?

I've only done it once so far and I got a response from someone who apparently wasn't aware of Chuck's homophobia.

Same. I've been obnoxiously spouting it all over this comments section. Still hasn't gotten old.

He just wants people to ascend his divine excellence. That's why you should let the Norris travel deep inside you.

@Zuriel 883 *Insert "Oh My" meme here.*

Are you even slightly suprised by that though?

@@Medikars then you agree with stupidity.

@jdalefan Guess what? That's being homophobic. It's not just having an avid disgust against gay people in general. It's believing that two people shouldn't be together and deserve the same kind of rights and privileges that go along with it based on their gender. That's homophonoc.

+Noah Simmons You know that doesn't really bother him, but it would be more impressive if you posted a link to the sheet music of this song.

Musleblast TheUltimateGamer opportunity = missed :(

+Sir Froakie I'm too lazy.

+Noah Simmons You are now entering...the comment zone.

+Noah Simmons Minha Minha

@williammorahan4907 guy dies, is brought back to life by supernatural means to take revenge, finds peace when revenge is complete. The only thing missing is the SoKs hate-boner for the entirety of existence.

I don't hate it, but I can see why some people would. It's one of those, "Ah ha, I am so much better and more cultured than you," accents. He can't help the accent he grew up with, but some people are not going to see it that way. Oh yeah, and he uses inflections at all the wrong times, going up when he should go down and vice versa.

I can see what you mean Stefan M. I will admit his accent (while he can’t help it) does sound a bit cartoony

He always reminds me of Pinky from Pinky and the brain.

dreamlandnightmare well at least he’s a head of the game

I've only just discovered his channel. Like IHE he's very well spoken and a very good reviewer. I like his work. But this is youtube and if you're not easy on the eyes you need a shtick. I remember jacksepticeye's response to criticism about his stereotypical Irish persona. He basically said that when he began performing as a stereotype his popularity and subscriber count exploded. Maybe the best and worse thing that can happen to European youtubers is being discovered by North American audiences.

not really he's a midget who sucks balls

+Battlefield 5 ... Fudge you ya jerk. That is very mean.

That's what he did before moving on to putting himself in every man.

I'm an old fogy now, but when I was a kid my cousins and I went into the woods and did actually make oaths like that. Then again we were kids in the 80s and 90s when all this stuff was current, so its not much of a surprise we thought like that. Also, if some of these kids have parents who are loggers and their town is known for nature conservation I don't think its so odd they would care what happens to the trees. I cared. I think most kids in that time period did, just because America as a whole seemed suuuuuper environmentally conscience then.

Living in the foothills of the appalachia here in VA, I totally agree. I love the nostalgia critics reviews and riffs but occasionally he a little bit biased (I think unintentional) in that his view as a millennial white guy from Chicago isn't the de-facto view of ALL of us who were kids in the late 80's/ 90's (IE: YES some of us, who grew up in the country, did care quite a bit about the forest- and also went hiking together....without parents-. It is ok if that didn't really resonate with you, you live in Chicago, a big city, but that is not representative of everyone).

william sleeper yeah, I am also from the Appalachian foothills in southeast Ohio, probably just a bit over the river from you. It was the same here, we were always in the woods, and you didn't need supervision cause you were raised in that environment. You knew what to be careful of and if you grew up in the same place you learned to know the woods like it was one giant backyard. I think by the age of four I knew what plants were poisonous and what I could eat, and what signs to look for that certain predators were in the area. Also we camped in the woods all the time, so our parents knew they had shown us what to do/not do and how to take care of ourselves. I think maybe country kids are a bit more independent by nature then city kids. Since in a city you don't let kids roam just anywhere cause they might get shot, and unlike wild animals humans are a lot more dangerous.