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@MeatCanyon 2 года назад

I ate way to much Chinese food

@Mattriix 2 года назад

Had to go work off that meal on Matt

@nelsonsiwady9415 2 года назад

Your literally the actor why don't you have more likes

@cosuinofdeath 2 года назад

My man

@SprayNpreyT 2 года назад

ily

@gedward1208 2 года назад

I luv u

@splooge4cash 2 года назад

"You okay in there baby, or..." A simple, yet terrifying sentence.

@as-wb1pb 2 года назад

LMAO!

@brandenapexo604 2 года назад

Papa Meat makes the simplest things seem horrifying

@deadbodiesandgraveyardsoil 2 месяца назад

We miss you out ther okay

@MissBossy Год назад

"You okay in there baby? We miss you out there."

@megurineziam5900 3 месяца назад

Literal chills on my neck

@thiniceking12 3 месяца назад

Should’ve ordered BBQ!

@Dr._Ghost 2 месяца назад

it's SO uncomfortable, they all acted this too well

@Onnamusic 2 месяца назад

This is such a smiling friends mr boss sentence 💀

@mikeblxde4735 2 года назад

I hate how he grabs the poop in the toilet along with the fortune cookie so much

@sleepydragon3767 4 месяца назад

I thought I was imagining things, but then noticed the poop lol

@officialwyattthesans12345 3 месяца назад

... So ... He literally ... Grabbed a shitty fortune.

@Shribble 3 месяца назад

its been two years and its still making me cringe

@What-go8ng 2 месяца назад

thats my favorite part

@clownmoshpit2778 2 месяца назад

@@Shribblelove how we’re all revisiting

@Jeepvdh 2 года назад

why is he so good in pretending to be the most awkward person at a dinner party

@notliterallyme 2 года назад

he’s probably had lots of practice

@Le_dank_memez 2 года назад

Pretending?

@neonx6202 2 года назад

That’s Mathew Hobbes Watson of course he’s “acting”

@sarahpage4587 2 года назад

idk if he’s pretending anymore

@kurtisjanwich2642 2 года назад

“You’re Honor, I’m Full.” Don’t pretend that’s never been said at the dinner table 😂

@Raxerm 2 года назад

Matt's _'it's not awkward if I keep talking'_ acting is masterful.

@bball8994 2 года назад

“acting”

@somecitrus7561 2 года назад

Reminds me of 10 Cloverfield Lane

@RoachCatJr 2 года назад

@@somecitrus7561 me too

@jonathanlarsen7320 2 года назад

@@bball8994 fr, it feels so natural u can barely tell it’s acting

@Sadpanda82 2 года назад

He's a good actor for sure

@r.fletch0016 6 месяцев назад

"A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cant" then the knowing look holy shit

@kordlesskure Месяц назад

I didn't notice that the first time I saw this! The second one is similar: "Soon...a visitor shall delight you." and then slowly looking up at him

@AnnoyingNewsletters Месяц назад

And yet no one said, _in bed,_ afterwards?

@whytfnot4669 Год назад

“What’s it say champ” 💀😭😭😭

@auberry612 2 года назад

to think MeatCanyon’s “What’s it say buddy?” stare could be so intimidating

@RealisticHum4n 2 года назад

what's it say champ?

@calebblack1420 2 года назад

You know he was in character thinking very sexual things about Mathew

@ARandomNerd88 2 года назад

That was the look of a madman seeking tight boypussy. With no regrets.

@gregstinkston7634 2 года назад

You can see the carnal desire deep in his deceitful eyes.

@Marcelis 3 месяца назад

@@gregstinkston7634the stare SENT me😂😂😂

@Shyner_24 2 года назад

I am uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.

@bulletbunnyyy 2 года назад

griffin mcelroy???? is that you?????

@scj8863 2 года назад

I think dogs should vote

@user-co8nd2jt1l 2 года назад

@@scj8863 God Speed ma boi

@e7193 Год назад

@@scj8863 i think pitbulls should die

@natemajor6560 Год назад

Nice job gang

@Punkini 2 года назад

I still cant get over how unironically great matts acting is here. The nervous (but still trying to act confident) vibe is perfect.

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠.

@MannyNamiro 4 месяца назад

Wow, I only just noticed that Hunter is wearing two button-up shirts.

@clownmoshpit2778 2 месяца назад

it’s kinda hard ngl

@unprofessionalvideos 2 года назад

"Your honor, I'm stuffed" is what I'll be saying after every meal from now on.

@gojilla3820 2 года назад

might not be a good idea, if you don't plan on being molested by your family

@tomw3863 Год назад

Plz don't

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠

@excitedcat9517 Год назад

@@oak4359 “what’s it say?!” 👊👊 “WHAT’S IT SAY?!” 👊👊

@Crackstepdead Год назад

@@excitedcat9517 “you okay in there baby?”

@CB-qg3yh 2 года назад

You can always tell when Tucker is involved

@DeathDestroyer90 2 года назад

Yea I started dying the supermega boys and that random fat but handsome guy started screaming their pain of agony as tucker put them in a bloody eagle. Classic tucker!

@thesadbot 2 года назад

@The Stranger why tf are you everywhere?

@Fanchus 2 года назад

@The Stranger Don't click this guy's link

@thesadbot 2 года назад

@@Fanchus im assuming you clicked an ip tracker. 😂

@jaykstah 2 года назад

@@thesadbot hes just spamming links to try and get views lmao

@amanonyoutube9591 2 месяца назад

The third cookie wasnt trying to help him, it just told him his fortune

@solidsnake1134 11 месяцев назад

This isn't even scripted this is just what it's like at the plex

@mysticat 2 года назад

Why are they actually insane actors??

@Nostalgia_Addict 2 года назад

Insane actors?

@valterestevao1182 2 года назад

@@Nostalgia_Addict yeah, do you really think any of them are sane?

@NoxxPie 2 года назад

They’re not, this was not that great

@bryn1063 2 года назад

@@NoxxPie You're a horrible liar.

@kimorayn1733 2 года назад

That's not nice. I think they are of sound mind, sir.

@Wolfstar26 2 года назад

why was ryan genuinely terrifying in this. he really wears that dead eyed stare well.

@marcpittman9455 2 года назад

ACTUALLY intimidating lol

@OtherDalfite 2 года назад

Legit he was the scariest of them all. Silent, blank, and uncaring, almost pissed off stare.

@Slappy_McNasty_9090 2 года назад

Not sure he knew the cameras were rolling, that's what Matt and Ryans relationship looks like IRL

@tastypotato9272 2 года назад

It's so weird to see both Ryan and Matt play both goofy or threatening characters equally well

@TophinatorStreams 2 года назад

They cooked again and wanted Ryan to taste test more roach sushi! I'd jump like that too...

@itsmoonlitbro 2 месяца назад

"A great pleasure in life is doing what other say you can't" Ohh boy the foreshadowing💀💀

@zerillisguren7720 2 месяца назад

twomad?

@daan9094 2 года назад

this is really good. first time i saw it i thought everything was completely normal until Matt’s fortune cookie. second time watching it, you can see ryan and hunter looking at each other and the vibe being kinda off from the start. really well done

@Jebeling710 3 месяца назад

Also listen to the fortunes they get. Great foreshadowing 😂

@clydefr0g 2 года назад

This is a premise to an actual horror movie

@jacobmartin9113 2 года назад

I don't know what horror movies you watch but usually nobody finds out about molestation in it until it's over

@vlackrock 2 года назад

@@jacobmartin9113 Split (2016)

@Masonia_ 2 года назад

@@vlackrock great movie

@RoachCatJr 2 года назад

the beginning (minus the molestation) is just 10 cloverfield lane

@thrownstair 2 года назад

This got cut from Resident Evil 7.

@CreamCrew 2 года назад

How dare you paint Hunter in this light. You WILL be hearing from our lawyer (the same guy who got OJ off so yeah, you should be scared).

@maxworthprime 2 года назад

Silly games.

@larsmussajev3118 2 года назад

Don is going to need one soon

@NateWalkerisfunny 2 года назад

THE HUNTER I KNOW IS A KKK GRAND DRAGON!!!! NOT A MOLESTER!!!!!

@zanderwight872 2 года назад

Hahaha ahaha you said got oj off

@MexicanDre 2 года назад

Oh shit the cone runs the crew?

@DogeLlama 2 года назад

That was legitimately the most uncomfortable AND invested I've been in something while watching. Great work guys! Fucking pinning the "Hey God bless you." comment fucking tops it off too btw, holy shit.

@Brucifer2 Год назад

Ive watched this video so many times and i still cant tell what Hunter yells when he busts open the door.

@user-om3xz2fi8p 4 месяца назад

I thought it was "banzaiii"

@brandonc8504 3 месяца назад

He says roll tide

@CALKULTIK 3 месяца назад

I thought it was “love time”

@dudewhy6953 3 месяца назад

@@CALKULTIKI’m almost certain that’s what it is and that’s just wild 💀

@JustinJurazick 3 месяца назад

Roll Tide is an Alabama/Incest joke

@SunnySplosion 2 года назад

rewatching and noticed the cousins and friends cookies: "A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cant" "A visitor shall delight you"

@bc8010 2 года назад

They just sound like normal "fortunes" so you don't really think about it your first time watching it

@redmist6630 2 года назад

hollup

@DelerothVT 2 года назад

Yo wtf

@stellamilnes9147 2 года назад

😳

@OtherDalfite 2 года назад

The way they look at each other when they read the fortunes is really a cool add

@willcamick 2 года назад

Matt fucking sold this with his acting. Any time Matt and Ryan do Skits it makes everything else they do pale in comparison. Mat and Ryan are insanely good actors and I really hope they choose to do something awesome with that. Id love to see longer skits and maybe even a short film one day. Fuck who knows maybe a full movie.

@shotguntornado 2 года назад

Did someone say SuperMega Saves The Troops film adaptation??

@SourFoo 2 года назад

They're good skit actors, a movie might take too much out of them imo

@enjohVEVO 2 года назад

@@SourFoo I personally think with a good team around them the boys could make an incredible movie. Would be a lot of work but with the talent and progress they’ve showed so far I wouldn’t put it past them.

@kei.13 2 года назад

Matt has a scene in the HBO show Vice Principals. He plays a pedophile so it's not really acting for him but still impressive.

@tysonwins7027 2 года назад

Or maybe even a movie stationed in real life New York City!!!

@devlinorsomething854 2 года назад

this genuinely makes me feel awful for matt, of course for the obvious reason, but how none of them even want him to even speak or have a little fun. these guys are actually some of the best actors i’ve seen.

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠

@darcydemars69 6 месяцев назад

The tension gave me anxiety, lol. What an amazing short.

@UnscaryGhosts 2 года назад

I got actual anxiety when Matt entered the bathroom and didn't visibly lock the door

@zarkflappysheep 2 года назад

The acting and awkwardness of the first scene is stellar holy crap

@endmy_misery2766 2 года назад

I love you

@highdefinition450 2 года назад

"No"

@thepeepeeparalyzerofficial4397 2 года назад

Yo you watch supermega as well?

@gregstinkston7634 2 года назад

The hunger in Hunter's eyes feels so genuinely violating.

@thepeepeeparalyzerofficial4397 2 года назад

@@gregstinkston7634 its terrifying, also when matt reads the 2nd fortune you can feel his panic

@benndicksia7870 9 дней назад

The first cookie "a great pleasure in life is doing others who say you can't" 😂😂😂😂😂 lol

@Stupidfunnelol2288 11 месяцев назад

Pretty sure Don wrote this skit

@bloopledoopdoop6200 2 года назад

Dude, Ryan’s facial hair combined with Hunter’s shirt is just the icing on the cake. edit: holy mother of god I’m mortified

@gurtbag 2 года назад

I can't believe my eyes

@badollies 2 года назад

I NEED ME SOME COUSIN BUCKS BABY

@joobies_ 2 года назад

What a nice family dinner! I sure hope nothing goes wrong

@gurtbag 2 года назад

Surely no molestation! Haha!

@voidodin9305 Месяц назад

The dude in the green shirt looks like he can control fire

@shadybadger7896 3 месяца назад

"Maybe we crack open that captain Phillips box and- -No,"

@EvilGoodGuy 2 года назад

Looks like he's gonna find out real quick why they call him Meat Canyon.

@MetalNG 2 года назад

God damn...

@PersephoneDarling28 2 года назад

Shiiiiiiit

@lotsonumbers 2 года назад

Looking like a double wide surprise.

@mr.creepysmile7318 2 года назад

Insert macaroni noise here

@redmist6630 2 года назад

wait thats meat canyon?

@KantFromEC 2 года назад

Everything about this, the silence, the closeups of the face, the tension, the lighting. This is more intense then any blumhouse horror film.

@SlasnerSb Год назад

a relatively unsurprising byproduct of making a film about getting molested by your family.

@maki9972 Год назад

Don’t be speaking on Blumehouse now they do have some good films. And if you’ve never made a movie maybe you shouldn’t downplay others work

@sergiomeraz9874 11 месяцев назад

😐

@Tubefucka 11 месяцев назад

@@maki9972shut up. There Are plenty of crappy movies and i dont have to be a moviedirector to say these Films are crap

@AnthonyBlamthony 11 месяцев назад

@@maki9972 That’s the same thing as saying “If you’ve never made a AAA title game before , you can’t say if it’s good or not.” I’ve never understood this logic because it’s so broken, please stop using it this isn’t Twitter.

@guitarmaniac004 11 месяцев назад

THEY EVEN HAD HIM HIDE IN THE TOILETS WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

@ArmaniGaming7 11 месяцев назад

The cookies foreshadowing it makes it even worse. “Certain pleasures people say are wrong.” “A visitor will please you.” The bbq sauce commercial ending was amazing. 😂😂 I said the first quote wrong but it’s basically the same.

@garybacongrease 2 года назад

Ryan’s character blew me away. His speech is so unsympathetic and his expressions are so genuinely uncaring towards Matt’s character so you immediately believe that he would be that cruel. Very impressive.

@crazymrdog 2 года назад

that's just Ryan normally

@marcpittman9455 2 года назад

Agreed

@TorinCooperBennun 2 года назад

This is already a recurring bit lmao

@garybacongrease 2 года назад

@@TorinCooperBennun That’s true, but usually you can tell he’s joking. In this it seems much more serious.

@occamsaturn 2 года назад

his fucking exasperated throat clear when matt says he's going to the bathroom

@MrDadulence 2 года назад

i love the detail of him picking up and then immediately tossing back a turd next to the fortune cookie these guys are geniuses

@FeeshCTRL 2 года назад

Don't forget the detail when he pulled the cookie out of the water and it was completely dry lol

@Feetfetishman 2 года назад

i just noticed this too.

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠

@JoeSchmoer Год назад

Yeah that's def the part that makes them geniuses

@tomsdottir 11 месяцев назад

Oh Jesus I was hoping I had imagined that bit

@Ultrasecond77 2 года назад

actual short film quality, this is awesome. i'm very new to your channel but this is amazing!

@kerrytking 3 месяца назад

Wow. It’s so hard to find a video these days that REALLY subverts expectations and is well written. I’m very impressed. The subject matter is a little dark but this is fantastic . Very well done.

@fuitcake 2 года назад

I cannot stop cackling when matt accidentally picked up shit instead of the fortune cookie in the toilet

@Mugsi 2 года назад

Oh my God, I didn't even notice until you mentioned it, ahaha

@kessone3400 2 года назад

LMFAO. 💀

@bigshrimp6458 2 года назад

I guess you could say you have a shitty sense of humor AHAHAHHAHA

@jayman9168 11 месяцев назад

He pick up both at the same time, and threw the poo back 😂😂

@pugman9672 2 года назад

I like how it seem to imply that choosing Chinese food is what causes this dark timeline for Matt and that everything would have been normal if they just got BBQ

@Electroid5 2 года назад

Result would’ve been the same even if they did get Cousin Buck’s BBQ. Remember, the cousin was in on it.

@pugman9672 2 года назад

@@Electroid5 would it be the same? Cuz the cookies seem to help Matt to a degree and by telling him he should have had BBQ then I guess he would have been safe some how

@pugman9672 2 года назад

Maybe they still would have tried to force themselves on it but some how ordering BBQ would have created a slightly different situation or environment in which Matt could have escaped faster or done something to defend himself

@Electroid5 2 года назад

@@pugman9672 I was just making a pun about cousin buck and the fortune saying that the cousin was in on it. But if you want to be serious about it, getting bbq would mean Matt wouldn’t get the warnings and he would’ve been molested regardless.

@pugman9672 2 года назад

@@Electroid5 lol I’m getting way to invested in this lol what can I saw I don’t want my boi Matt to get pretend molested lol

@yourvirtualdad 2 года назад

ok. this sketch disturbs me, genuinely. I feel bad for Matt's character, and how he thought he could trust the people around him, but they betray that and prey on him. You guys did a great job

@Just_quinn23 Месяц назад

“A visitor shall delight you” bruh I’m not leaving home ever again after this 😂😂

@jeggy_ 2 года назад

The sketches always go hard. Directing, acting, comedy, pure goodness

@austinsavage5962 2 года назад

Its because its not a skit

@Koogai 2 года назад

acting?

@evansaccount3666 2 года назад

everyone’s acting in this one was fucking superb, but matt definitely stole the show

@joey677 2 года назад

What acting

@FANCYFALCON 2 года назад

@@joey677 oh oh I think something's wrong here

@Dirty_Rogues 6 месяцев назад

Crazy how they were able to perfectly replicate what happened to me last last week

@I5FUCT- 3 месяца назад

That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while, need more of that! Great job!!😂

@TheTalentlessWriter 2 года назад

Rhett and Link could never

@disrike2909 2 года назад

no shit

@sinyst42 2 года назад

Rhett and Link would probably try that BBQ joint on GMM tbh

@POIPLdaclownJr. 2 года назад

@Catherine piao piao

@IvanOoze1990 2 года назад

Rhett and Link sold their damn souls and are 10x more cringe than ever which is enough to kill an adult bull elephant.

@tyffaneelavely8087 2 года назад

u mean would* never lol. They wouldn't go this route. Not that this was a bad route, this was fkng hysterical.

@ameliuhh 2 года назад

this and daddy’s boy are truly cinematic masterpieces in the horror genre how do these boys keep doing it!

@iamkrwyn 2 года назад

tucker prescott

@feIon 2 года назад

with video cameras

@BetterCallThall 2 года назад

through the sheer goodwill of their...no... *our* lord and savior and shining light of hope, j.c. himself.

@darren806 2 года назад

Just watched daddy's boy for the first time yesterday and now this banger today, feeling blessed rn

@joeoak7090 2 месяца назад

Hahahaha meat canyon whats it say champ hahahaha his face was priceless

@BoinkrNanis 2 месяца назад

It's the best! I laughed while terrified

@ruhrohronnie 2 года назад

this is genuinely so good, the tone is terrifying and really nicely set and there are details you don't recognize until you watch it firsthand, awesome work

@ruhrohronnie 11 месяцев назад

actually crazy how bad this aged.

@grantgerman182 2 года назад

The dialogue is perfect. "You doin' okay in there, Baby? We miss you out there."

@OliverGeorge-ld5vl 2 года назад

The "whats it say champ"🤣🤣🤣🤣

@suppidish 2 года назад

i see them sitting at a table with the fancy camera and i immediately know something awful is about to happen.

@DJGamingSmash 2 года назад

I joked with saying to myself how much it looked like the culmination to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre that Resident Evil 7 referenced with the "family dinner" sequences, oh if only I knew.

@marchmacabre 2 года назад

@@DJGamingSmash when you come over to a white persons house

@johnstibbs2535 Год назад

This is messed up. I have no idea who these guys are. Subscribed.

@treybilbo3385 Год назад

i get this meme!

@madjack1748 2 года назад

I don't know why MeatCanyon wearing 2 button up shirts is funny to me

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠

@carlavlund5841 2 года назад

I can't help but notice how obviously uncomfortable Matt's character feels here. He copes by making sure to fill out the silence in the room, but watch how he reacts as Ryan's character snaps his fingers at him. The way he flinches shows the deep-seated fear within him.

@theverminator4219 2 года назад

Yeah man he should’ve just ordered barbecue

@QwilSchirmer 2 года назад

Hey I didn't notice that at first, lots of cool details in this 4 minute sketch

@maks6872 2 года назад

This legitimately had my heart racing. The shit filled toilet was a nice touch

@quas7819 2 года назад

Opening a fortune cookie whilst watching this: you will receive a gift from an unusual source. Hope there's room for two.

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠

@doefart Год назад

i’ve never seen this channel and i have no idea who these people are or what this is for, all i can say is,, this acting is incredible. absolutely astonishing. my mind is blown. idk if this is for a comedy sketch or what but i’m genuinely impressed

@Cairotheclown 2 года назад

Even though Matt is like 6 foot 2 or something, he can perfectly encapsulate a helpless little boy

@Muddybat Год назад

This comment was like 100 years ago but height doesn’t necessarily mean intimidating especially since a 5,10 guy with 50lbs on you is gonna crush you

@UselessGarbageMan 9 месяцев назад

I bet you say 6 foot to girls bro@@Muddybat

@Muddybat 9 месяцев назад

@@UselessGarbageMan Im proud of myself being 5,11.

@lulubugs2752 8 месяцев назад

Its the clothes and hat

@neinDEnein 3 месяца назад

@@Muddybat Your comment was 100 years ago, but wasn't that implicitly implied by what he said? Matt is tall yet weak looking.

@So1oman23 2 года назад

That was fucking amazing and Matt is actually a good actor

@chumpokai 2 года назад

Apparently he tried his hand in acting in the past too. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PjYpfwePHP4.html

@bulletbunnyyy 2 года назад

yeah! he was actually an extra in a tv show, i can't seem to remember the name. ryan is also very good too!

@skeptical_princess0497 2 года назад

@@bulletbunnyyy Yeah he was an extra in Vice Principals. I watched that show and didn't notice until someone made a video

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠

@TheBighead1200 2 года назад

This totally cracks me up. I love the acting, felt so real. The ending was the best.

@Kiro_Khajiit Месяц назад

this is MeatCanyon’s scariest character

@beckettofficial 2 года назад

matt grabbing the poop was one of the most subtle and hilarious bits i have ever seen in my entire fucking life

@draculasforeskin6888 2 года назад

Real tears came out of my eyes when I noticed

@turdferguson974 2 года назад

fuck i didnt even notice the first time, i just saw the shitty water

@tastedsmile9856 2 года назад

not funny, didn't laugh

@charlesbarkson 2 года назад

Meatcanyon over for din din, what could possibly go wrong.

@spicyspace 2 года назад

I’m just goofin off

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠

@fernandonumba45.16 Месяц назад

The fact the guys fortune cookies were indications they was gonna Diddy him is wild

@Maddie-wt6ih 2 года назад

I just realized even Ryan and Hunters fortune cookies were subtle hints to the molestation, absolute masterpiece!

@theconsciousobserver6829 2 года назад

Molestation is the same as rape right?

@Maddie-wt6ih 2 года назад

@@theconsciousobserver6829 Kinda, molestation is any unconsentual sexual advance, rape is specifically forced unconsentual penetration/sex. But in the case of this video im sure matt being molested implies he also got raped. (You can also look at it like this, all rape is molestation but not all molestation is rape)

@rootboyfloat 2 года назад

I'm just goofin off

@29demonfish 6 месяцев назад

I miss these boys

@TubeDoods 2 года назад

The line "What's it say champ?" made this a cinematic experience unlike any other

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠

@sonyblank1487 7 месяцев назад

That "champ" was dripping in candied malice.

@ColinFilm 2 года назад

Ryan's "... And?" gave me chills. Excellent sketch, acting, directing, editing - everyone's firing on all cylinders here!

@OtherDalfite 2 года назад

The momentary silence and the look definitely put the fear into you

@FANCYFALCON 2 года назад

What sketch, acting, directing, editing

@babysealsareyummy 2 года назад

Unironically fantastic acting, editing, etc. I love this

@oak4359 Год назад

🥠

@YewreLuvable 2 года назад

You guys are killing it with these shorts fr

@StoneWeevil 2 года назад

Going back and listening to Ryan and MeatCanyon's fortunes _with_ the context made it so much better

@axiss5840 2 года назад

I JUST did that, it was awful.

@pugman9672 2 года назад

God that’s terrifying

@Peachy_Edits 2 года назад

Oh holy shit

@Dad_Lyon 2 года назад

Yeahhhh

@UnprofessionalProfessor 2 года назад

Oof!

@Clairembify 2 года назад

2:05 Nice cameo by Matt’s covid, it’s little touches like that that truly make a difference.

@lovettuduebor1902 20 дней назад

That was incredible. Awards should be given. The best short I’ve ever seen.

@-Teca- 2 года назад

Ryan can really play a cruel character

@Ricky-ib5os 2 года назад

The air of uncomfortability in this video is terrifying. Even before he opened the cookies.

@Cyranek 2 года назад

food looked delicous guys! looking forward to joining next week

@breab6930 2 года назад

@Incognant0x0 2 года назад

What do you mean by that 🤨

@-TUPY 2 года назад

Yoo Guys I’m emo singer how is my song ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NcecKa0kn9M.html ? 🤔 underrated???

@The-xp4xj 2 года назад

sorry, only funny people on

@gefehede7783 2 года назад

Joining for a good ana- I mean fortune cookie....

@thetryguy3471 Год назад

Watching this high was a terrifying experience

@sloppy391 Год назад

whent hey stare at you and youre high its the scariest on earth experience you can aimagine its VASD

@OO-is8xn 8 месяцев назад

Miss yall

@meatydonut6477 2 года назад

Matt being so awkward and trying to throw jokes out there is relatable af

@inputzz3215 2 года назад

This deserves an Academy reward

@FunkyGhostHD 2 года назад

From the Academy of dees nuts more like

@uceveu9132 Год назад

I love the foreshadowing with the fortune cookies the other two got. Subtle yet hilarious 😂

@Deadman1000 2 года назад

"... they drank it up in space" makes me laugh harder than it should.

@goochdaddy98 2 года назад

Man, I know the guys have been trying to keep the kid happy after the divorce, but these tense family dinners are starting to wear on me.

@BearsAudioEmporium 2 года назад

This is so unsettling and well done. Hats off to you, seriously. I felt like I wanted to puke. "A great pleasure is doing what others say you can't." HM, I WONDER WHAT THAT ENTAILS.

@aegisblze Год назад

I really need Matt and Ryan to make a short film and submit it to like sundance or some shit, it would win a lot of awards. The tone and vibe is just so effective, it conveys so much in such small effective ways. This is a lot like The Strange Thing About the Johnsons by Ari Aster but the paranoia is so much more paramount becuase you're in an enclosed space.