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The former president’s failure to boost GOP candidates in the midterms has former friends like Fox News and The Wall Street Journal calling him names, and the turmoil at Facebook continued this week as Meta leader Mark Zuckerberg announced the layoff of 11,000 workers. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@djcoolfrank9497
@djcoolfrank9497 Год назад
Thank you generation Z, and to women of all ages to make America, a Democracy again. Thank you, Bernie Sanders, Micheal Moore, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the American people.
@bonnieflynn4798
@bonnieflynn4798 Год назад
Amen
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Год назад
Absolutely
@augustoliver2779
@augustoliver2779 Год назад
I love this message! I’m a millennial, but I’m hopeful that Gen Z will accomplish so much needed change.
@azariesfire9166
@azariesfire9166 Год назад
Yeeeeessssss!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@bobedwards7455
@bobedwards7455 Год назад
WORD!
@ComaDave
@ComaDave Год назад
"Scooby Douche" 🤣🤣🤣 I hope somebody has compiled a list of all the names Stephen has used for the Cheatin' Cheeto.
@luciamiller1555
@luciamiller1555 Год назад
Publish that list in time for Christmas gift book pls
@alex35agm
@alex35agm Год назад
Please,don't use Scooby.Afterall,Scooby-Doo is actually smarter than Trump,because even as a dog,he can talk in complete sentences, and they make sense too.
@kinglion2362
@kinglion2362 Год назад
Tangerine palpatine is still my favorite 🤌🏾
@peggyking9543
@peggyking9543 Год назад
Cult45 Pol Potbelly Tantrum-p Insurrectionist in Chief
@hlcepeda
@hlcepeda Год назад
@@alex35agm And Trump has never owned a dog.
@alioxinfree
@alioxinfree Год назад
The fricatives from the Drummer Cowboy on Colbert's exit from the Metaverse bit was both perfectly executed and auditorily thrilling. When Colbert took his pretend VR headset off the 'thunk' sounded like air in a pneumatic tube: satisfyingly hilarious. 💜👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@rosalynmeyers8162
@rosalynmeyers8162 Год назад
Let's continue to vote for JUSTICE, RATIONALITY & DEMOCRACY!!!
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 Год назад
Helsinki Don predicted a red wave: He was wrong. Michael Moore predicted a red trickle: He was right.
@missmustache4207
@missmustache4207 Год назад
More of a spotting
@Soapboxstomper
@Soapboxstomper Год назад
Excellent instincts Michael Moore❤❤❤❤❤❤
@rw3423
@rw3423 Год назад
@@Soapboxstomper yeap! I listened to Michael predictions and he was spot on 🙊 he said if dems show up 👏👏🏽👏🏼👏🏼👏🏿👏🏼👏🏼
@RippleDrop.
@RippleDrop. Год назад
Helsinki Don?
@charlestalarico7682
@charlestalarico7682 Год назад
Good luck with your high inflation high crime and lame duck POTUS!!!
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Год назад
The walls of Mar a Lago must be covered in spaghetti right now.
@2fabalwayz83
@2fabalwayz83 Год назад
Probably 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@K4R3N
@K4R3N Год назад
KFC
@danusdragonfly6640
@danusdragonfly6640 Год назад
It's also Tiffany's wedding and a rare hurricane hitting Mar-a-Lardo - quite the weekend! 😆
@TheUluxian
@TheUluxian Год назад
@@danusdragonfly6640 Really? Well there's cause for one celebration, then.. GO HURRICANE!!!
@CKLee-rs4kl
@CKLee-rs4kl Год назад
Big Macs maybe? And fries?
@Schlemiel-schlimazel
@Schlemiel-schlimazel Год назад
I miss Jon Batiste’s beautifully timed piano tinkles off stage-but these guys are getting pretty good at it! That little percussion clunk was funny!😂
@cazia9
@cazia9 Год назад
To be fair, Jon was with the show since Stephen’s start as it’s host, so far it’s only been about 6 months without him so they’re doing a great job finding their feet
@synren2851
@synren2851 Год назад
He left to be with his wife who has cancer.
@fifermcgee5971
@fifermcgee5971 Год назад
Me too, and that lovely smile on Jon's handsome face.
@mrow9999
@mrow9999 Год назад
We all miss John Batiste's artistry, but he is way too big a talent to be a studio band leader: academy award, numerous Grammys. He must have enough projects about now to keep going for the next 20 years.
@wingv313
@wingv313 Год назад
I look forward to Colbert’s nickname for the former guy every night. Scooby Douche is by far, one of the best!😂 Your writers deserve a raise😂
@zapkvr
@zapkvr Год назад
A douche is a lady's hygiene device to unstink her business. So no
@shesails25
@shesails25 Год назад
I'm kind of fond on Hell Toupee and Colonel Slanders!🤣
@misujerr
@misujerr Год назад
The writer's didn't do those, he asked for them on the show like two years ago, got thousands of replies and has been using them ever since!
@BlairMountainNetwork
@BlairMountainNetwork Год назад
I just admire his commitment to "He who must not be named"!!!... 🙌🏽 Once outta office, he said he would never utter the name again & while other hosts have also given some zinger nicknames, Colbert has stuck to his guns & not said the vile 5-letter curse of the former prez's name. 🙏🏽
@dudleyburleson8668
@dudleyburleson8668 Год назад
@@BlairMountainNetwork such hypocrisy is unparalleled Ill give you idiots that. Mr quid pro Joe remember and Tara Reid said metoo
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Год назад
As a Gen Z I am proud of my generation. we Voted to keep our Democracy safe and protected. We want to protect women's rights. We want to protect LGBTQIA rights. We want to keep our kids safe in schools. We want to lift everybody out of poverty and I'm just happy that our generation saved this country from fascism.
@janemlee6701
@janemlee6701 Год назад
Thank you! Good job! Appreciate y'all!
@Sgt.chickens
@Sgt.chickens Год назад
Im not gonna lie mate. What you yanks have is jot democracy. And your left wing party is so far right theyd be nazis over here. Biden and the rest are just as useless. Hy do you think despite being the richest nation on esrth you jave higher rates of poverty and child homelessness than anywhere else in the west
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer Год назад
Thanks y'all. ❤️ We have to keep going.
@octoBadger
@octoBadger Год назад
I'm proud of you too Dusty - keep being awesome!
@sylviewalker7560
@sylviewalker7560 Год назад
Deal.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 Год назад
Fox News: *Throws Trump in the trash can* I don't want to play with you anymore *Pulls out photo of Ron DeSantis* You're my new Dictator now!
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 Год назад
DeSantis is the next president of the United States.
@notme2day
@notme2day Год назад
Will that require a different kind of kool-aid for the cult?
@mint_soup9743
@mint_soup9743 Год назад
Unfortunately, the Dems are going to lose cause they are okay with 15 year olds being sterilized and getting double mastectomies under gender affirming "care" ☹️ why cant the Republicans understand this is normal??!?!!
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 Год назад
@@notme2day No, just a legal voting system that works.
@kungfukid4124
@kungfukid4124 Год назад
@@notme2day Grape?
@JonTorrence
@JonTorrence Год назад
For the jazz listeners, I LOVE that the Late Show Band plays tunes like Davis’ Milestones and Morgan’s Sidewinder and Hancock’s Cantaloupe Island!!! It’s great to hear this music on a platform like this
@rrrusty49
@rrrusty49 Год назад
Methinks that Stephen is The Great Leveler. ❤️
@redbarchetta8782
@redbarchetta8782 Год назад
The Orange Jesus can sure turn water into Whine. 🤣
@daisyelmir1289
@daisyelmir1289 Год назад
😅👍🍻🌼
@amouraearising2148
@amouraearising2148 Год назад
great pun!
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 Год назад
He can turn EVERYTHING into whine! 😅🤣
@avaspielberg3144
@avaspielberg3144 Год назад
Very Good Red!!
@cassandraespinosa2223
@cassandraespinosa2223 Год назад
@Red Barchetta - 🤣🍊🥂👏
@Opinionsrnotfacts574
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Год назад
Before you send a congratulatory muffin basket to FOX for their MENSA like conclusion, should they not have been calling him a loser on Jan 6?
@TheUluxian
@TheUluxian Год назад
Or any of the other years between 2016 and today..?
@pattyamato8758
@pattyamato8758 Год назад
Fox actually did call him a loser on election night 2020. Flipping channels that night, that's where I heard it
@ianmayes8072
@ianmayes8072 Год назад
@@TheUluxian A sort of seamless transition from Fred Trump calling him it?
@sherrybirchall8677
@sherrybirchall8677 Год назад
Or when he tried to shake down Zelensky? Or when they locked babies in cages?
@a_diamond
@a_diamond Год назад
xD aww but muffins! they haven't had any congratulatory muffins in a while.. don't have to send a whole basket, but we can share, right!?😊
@scottbott655
@scottbott655 Год назад
Trumpy vs DeSatan debate would be like Jerry Springer show
@charliechaos2551
@charliechaos2551 Год назад
"Scooby Douche" laughed out loud!! Well done, Folks!
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 Год назад
You can’t fix stupid, but the letters GOP sure make it easier to spot it.
@renee6164
@renee6164 Год назад
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@marklee2508
@marklee2508 Год назад
GOOP is apt too. (That's what Paul Wolfowitz used in his hair).
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle Год назад
The red MAGA hats are even easier to spot.
@chillybbbee747
@chillybbbee747 Год назад
GOP= Gob Of Poop! 💩
@rax816
@rax816 Год назад
*Stupidity?
@BlueJazzBoyNZ
@BlueJazzBoyNZ Год назад
To : RNC From : Rupert Murdock Message Reads : Dump the Chump
@Jason-hg1pc
@Jason-hg1pc Год назад
🦧
@patrickirishcharm6354
@patrickirishcharm6354 Год назад
"The ex President Scooby douche "! I died that's a good one . 😂
@ginajones2328
@ginajones2328 Год назад
🇺🇸💙💙💙💙😆
@Dark_Brandon_2024
@Dark_Brandon_2024 Год назад
Gotta say those Twitter jokes cracked me up, such a hilarious advertisement lmao
@joesunday199
@joesunday199 Год назад
I hate that billionaires will fire thousands of hard working people who did their job as per the billionaire's requirements because he isn't fit for the job. 🤬😡
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer Год назад
That's fairly common. ☹️ We shouldn't idolize the rich.
@Tarotiste
@Tarotiste Год назад
@@grmpEqweer I can't speak for OP, But what I thought when I read his post was not that we look up to billionaires... But that hard-working people can be doing their job correctly, and really caring about the company they work for... And it really sucks that a billionaire can walk in and just start ripping the place apart with very little knowledge, thought or intent... I can't figure out how I feel about what's going on at Twitter. It's kind of emblematic of a lot of things that have been going on the last decade... That's how I felt when DJT held power.
@charlestalarico7682
@charlestalarico7682 Год назад
As bad as all those people that were fired for not getting the vaccine?
@thatsuecarney
@thatsuecarney Год назад
You had me at billionaires.
@joesunday199
@joesunday199 Год назад
@@charlestalarico7682 You do realize how different those are, right?
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Год назад
Hopefully Trump will run as a third party candidate in 2024 and split the Republican vote. Not only would that be awesome, but hilarious.
@CKLee-rs4kl
@CKLee-rs4kl Год назад
Let's see, we could call it the party of lawlessness and disorder!
@innocentrage1
@innocentrage1 Год назад
The trump, desandimonious debates will be comedy gold!
@veronicamaine3813
@veronicamaine3813 Год назад
I think this exaclty why the GOP is terrified not having him run for them. But, they have plenty of time to destroy him politically if they show an ounce of spine.
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 Год назад
@@Nate-.- And we all know that tRump has a great track record on listening to his advisers!
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Год назад
@@veronicamaine3813 I fear the GOP has an advanced case of spinelessness
@melaniecarroll1305
@melaniecarroll1305 Год назад
Heck yeah New York Post!! I had to watch that part again because it was sooo deliciously satisfying.
@gregbits6109
@gregbits6109 Год назад
Kudos to the director, that cut back to Stephen off the intern was an AMAZING ANGLE
@SRowntree
@SRowntree Год назад
On Tuesday we expected the worst, but instad we're getting the slow collapse of the GOP and I'm HERE FOR IT
@RPGreg2600
@RPGreg2600 Год назад
I hope you're right. Still going to be in for a shitty 2 years if the republiscums control house and Senate.
@sparkleplenty59
@sparkleplenty59 Год назад
We need a tee shirt of that!❤
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 Год назад
IF the Dems hang on to the Senate, tRump's chances for 2024 look bleak.
@Jason-hg1pc
@Jason-hg1pc Год назад
To Hell with the GOP, for the first time in a decade, it feels like WE the PEOPLE again. Even just for a minute 🤘🕺🏼❤️🤍💙
@sim1manson1
@sim1manson1 Год назад
@@victorpradha9946 When Tr*** runs in 24', the GQP are certainly doomed:)
@kenek629
@kenek629 Год назад
Was just about to go to sleep but alas, watching Stephen is 100x more important
@EdricLysharae
@EdricLysharae Год назад
Heh, right there with you!
@TribalVanity
@TribalVanity Год назад
Yep
@LoolJohn
@LoolJohn Год назад
Same 😂 i have to be up in 5 hours, but i can spare 15 min for some colbert news
@AulinaWho
@AulinaWho Год назад
it's just another 12 minutes, right?
@joycliffe266
@joycliffe266 Год назад
I'm lucky. It's Friday afternoon here in Australia - nice timing. I always look forward to watching Stephen.
@sharmanr.hankins8372
@sharmanr.hankins8372 Год назад
The funniest joke was Mar-A-Lago "boarding up" windows with classified documents🎉
@timothyhall7153
@timothyhall7153 Год назад
I just want to say thank you to miss Liz Cheney for having the grapes to stand up for what's right even tho she knew her shady party would blast her and ostracize her for it. Her party needs more like her. No replacement for integrity
@TwoQs
@TwoQs Год назад
I love that Colbert always puts away his invisible props. Those headsets aren't cheap 😂
@notme2day
@notme2day Год назад
That flip phone prop ain't cheap either. 🤣
@scottevensen2615
@scottevensen2615 Год назад
Something about that just adds to the hilarity; don't see others pantomime like that. Colbert is a cut above 👌😁
@emmarodden7178
@emmarodden7178 Год назад
My brother bought one last spring, amazon sent him two, and he gave the extra one to me. 😂 figured Zuckerberg and bezos would survive lol
@ProfessM
@ProfessM Год назад
Yeah not like they are made by apple. Real care went into those props!
@Neojhun
@Neojhun Год назад
The props department was working hard today. Even had to do catering for him.
@JoeEnglandShow
@JoeEnglandShow Год назад
Whatever happens, we can take comfort knowing that this midterm went much, MUCH better than we thought it would. Let's relax on that note for our mental well-being, and remember that the young folks who stepped up represent the future.
@mrsog7468
@mrsog7468 Год назад
You people really support democrats afetr the crap they've pulled. You guys have some sort of disorder. You deserve everything that's coming.
@sim1manson1
@sim1manson1 Год назад
Beto lost...BUT...was still in the race...IN TX!!!
@lordcaptain73
@lordcaptain73 Год назад
My heartbeat slowed down and my shoulders relaxed for the first time all week after reading your comment. Thank you kind stranger.
@Jason-hg1pc
@Jason-hg1pc Год назад
You stole the words right out of my mouth!! What else can I say but 🤘😶
@weregretohio7728
@weregretohio7728 Год назад
Not good enough. Especially when you live in a fascist state full of inbred mongrels slowly destroying the country.
@AlexCrystal13
@AlexCrystal13 Год назад
Just when I begin to think there really is no more puns you could call T****, Stephen pulls another one out of his Twitter-hat.
@techguy943
@techguy943 Год назад
Surprisingly Elon hasn't banned #hewhoshallbenamed yet
@Commander_Appo
@Commander_Appo Год назад
No way Meta is failing, who could’ve possibly seen that coming. (Sarcasm is hard to display over the internet)
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 Год назад
To be fair, it's hard to tell when someone is being sarcastic without hearing the tone in their voice.
@devinnall2284
@devinnall2284 Год назад
REaLlY YoU DoN'T SAy
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 Год назад
Try an eyeroll emoji.🙄🤔
@kylecramer8489
@kylecramer8489 Год назад
@@cc1k435 or the /s
@saraleigh5336
@saraleigh5336 Год назад
You’re right, it can be hard to tell. Sometimes this punctuation helps: ⸮ (alternative to “/s”)
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
Count all the ballots... 🎶 Because... Every vote is sacred. Every vote is great. If a vote gets wasted, the people get irate.
@ericlondon2663
@ericlondon2663 Год назад
LMFAOROTF...thanks for the Monty Python ear worm
@meh2510
@meh2510 Год назад
Always look on the bright side of life
@barbaralamprecht5784
@barbaralamprecht5784 Год назад
Great poetry it missed but you rock!!
@scottmoldenhauer8908
@scottmoldenhauer8908 Год назад
bumper sticker.....
@Styphon
@Styphon Год назад
Every vote is needed In your neighbourhood
@johnmcbath256
@johnmcbath256 Год назад
It’s scary that Walker got as many votes as he did. What’s wrong with people?😱
@trojoe
@trojoe Год назад
Warnock needs our help. Cash donations are great but getting commitments from every Georgian you know to vote early or vote in Dec 6th is better.
@lilyansah8665
@lilyansah8665 Год назад
Trumpty Dumpy had a great fall. Thanks to all who voted. But nothing good comes easy. We have one huge job to do in Georgia on Dec 4th to complete the job. Let's do this Georgia!!!
@wonderrob3225
@wonderrob3225 Год назад
Thank you, reasonable, patriotic Georgians, for voting
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 Год назад
Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still votes REPUBLICANA is beyond hope
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 Год назад
@EpicCoder Skits and Reactions Funny I don't remember hearing a *single* Republican propose any solutions to inflation during the election. Which is odd... they could have at least made up a lie but they were too lazy to even do that.
@skyegypze3982
@skyegypze3982 Год назад
@@Omni0404 They will . It will be another tax cut for the wealthy.
@AlexTingWorld
@AlexTingWorld Год назад
@@Omni0404 I wouldn’t take anything he says too seriously…just peeped his RU-vid channel and saw the “Candace Owen Podcast” listed under “Intellectual Channels I Watch” 😂🙄.
@wonderrob3225
@wonderrob3225 Год назад
@EpicCoder Skits and Reactions you're confused because you have fallen for propaganda.
@edmundooliver7584
@edmundooliver7584 Год назад
@EpicCoder Skits and Reactions thank to trumps pandemic and billionaires taxes break
@oscarmendez3362
@oscarmendez3362 Год назад
You are the greatest man! Thanks for keeping our sanity alive.
@MulrySquare
@MulrySquare Год назад
"Ring bearer who threw a tantrum and swallowed both bands," lol.
@TihetrisWeathersby
@TihetrisWeathersby Год назад
What happened to the Red Wave Ted Cruz forcasted? He had a complete meltdown on Fox lol
@notme2day
@notme2day Год назад
Fox had a meltdown too... they've been skipping their kool-aid rations.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer Год назад
I hate Ted Cruz. This makes me happy.
@weregretohio7728
@weregretohio7728 Год назад
Zodiac Killer is still hiding in a closet in Cancun.
@wonderrob3225
@wonderrob3225 Год назад
reminds me of the witch from wizard of OZ "Noooo Im melting !!"
@mixmasterf
@mixmasterf Год назад
I'm sure Trump is having a hissy fit from his playpen in Mar-a-Lago lol
@drumbum3.142
@drumbum3.142 Год назад
I've heard he's been very oral about it.
@lastguyminn2324
@lastguyminn2324 Год назад
The "red wave" was just the ketchup they've had to clean off the Mar-A-Largo dining room walls.
@sydkiriakou2481
@sydkiriakou2481 Год назад
@@lastguyminn2324 or trumps got his period again!
@loribethartist6353
@loribethartist6353 Год назад
Well currently Mar-a-Lago is being hit by a hurricane 🌀 just in time for Tiffany’s wedding 🤭
@Soapboxstomper
@Soapboxstomper Год назад
Throwing his spaghetti on the walls again😂😂😂
@phillipcaldwell2256
@phillipcaldwell2256 Год назад
I've been laughing all night. Keep it up Stephen C
@justincredible.
@justincredible. Год назад
Ok, midterms are over, indict him! Lock him up!
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 Год назад
In addition to Obama's "don't boo - vote!", I'd like to say: "if you didn't vote, you have no right to boo!"
@beth8775
@beth8775 Год назад
Those ineligible to vote still have the right to boo. A lot of teens care, but can't do anything about it yet.
@revangerang
@revangerang Год назад
@@beth8775 You are excused. Along with those who've had their voting rights taken from them by the "justice" system, and by the cheating GOP
@NCXDesigns
@NCXDesigns Год назад
According to the challenger that went up against Senator Kennedy from Louisiana, voter turnout was 1/10th of the black eligible vote. Had they turned out Chicken Giblet cheeks would have LOST!
@4plus20isHappy
@4plus20isHappy Год назад
Technically, they do still have the right, but others have the right to accuse them of complaining about problems they are causing.
@4plus20isHappy
@4plus20isHappy Год назад
@@beth8775 That statement only applies to people who are able to vote and then choose not to.
@marcd1981
@marcd1981 Год назад
My wife and I are getting the popcorn ready to watch the GOP devour itself, a horror story for the family to watch.
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 Год назад
Georgia SHOULD NEVER have gone to run-off, and Mark Kelly should have handily won in AZ. Then the GOP would be beside itself!
@leumas75
@leumas75 Год назад
It’s like Dahmer: Season 2!
@JusNoBS420
@JusNoBS420 Год назад
It’s time for the GOP leaders to stop being scared of tRump. He has torn the party apart like he tried to do to OUR country. He truly is the Biggest Loser
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 Год назад
Yes, all the names calling,🍿🍻🍹
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk Год назад
@Prof. Weed You mean back when Lindsay Graham said that Trump was going to destroy the republican party, and they would deserve it? Hell, it was foreseeable to even the most myopic of basic bitches.
@festeradams3972
@festeradams3972 Год назад
Between Walker and a Concussed Brick...the Brick would look smart.
@kinsmed
@kinsmed Год назад
The Maya/ranch dressing interlude was a nice touch.
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 Год назад
You know it's over when Rupert Murdoch himself calls Colonel Slanders, Trumpty Dumpty. That's how you know it's over for Trump as a politician. His political career is over, finished. Seeing that... made me smile more than I have in weeks. I have the perfect song for this occassion. My Heart Will Go On... in kazoo. It's the only thing funnier than watching Scooby Coup's career crash and burn.
@donivanpotter2762
@donivanpotter2762 Год назад
Yeah but he set the tone and now we're stuck with MTG Johnson DeSantis which is 10 times worse than Trump. not only is DeSantis a liar he's better at it. Better at pandering to the Evangelical vote. And that's not a compliment DeSantis you could say is dishonest lying sack of shit. A vile human being. a lying c********* and all that would be true description of him. DeSantis doesn't care who he harms with his lies and he lies with the best of them. One thing I've learned the hard way is that a liar will not only lie about you they'll lie about anybody and everything as long as it benefits them and I know damn well DeSantis is a liar because he's spread nothing but lies against transgender people and he's done nothing but harm to transgender people in Florida and I happen to be transgender so I know God damn well he's a liar.
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 Год назад
🎻🎶🎶
@emilydavison2053
@emilydavison2053 Год назад
I'm in the UK - we're also blighted by Murdoch. I'm torn - it's great seeing Trump being destroyed, but if he runs again and continues to go on about 2020, it will destroy the Republican vote surely? I have similar feelings about boris Johnson. I wanted him to come back because then the Tories would fight like rats in a sack and their vote would evaporate.
@mallninja9805
@mallninja9805 Год назад
The GOP got what they wanted from Trump, now they're trying to funnel it into Desantis. I _hope_ it fails, but hope isn't a strategy.
@ashvandal5697
@ashvandal5697 Год назад
Trump may (or may not) be finished but MAGA will go on. DeSantis is every bit as bad, significantly smarter and younger, and now leads the party.
@lillia2479
@lillia2479 Год назад
I thought for sure Steven was going to say, "...Herschel Walker, asking, 'Is that also my kid?'" 😆
@bradcarver8127
@bradcarver8127 Год назад
“I coulda swore I had that one aborted. I mean I got the receipt.”
@lillia2479
@lillia2479 Год назад
@@bradcarver8127 😆
@geekishgir
@geekishgir Год назад
😂 Same!! Guess it was too low hanging fruit
@mariahgrimes207
@mariahgrimes207 Год назад
Same😂
@paulperetti7889
@paulperetti7889 Год назад
Good one
@beanshady
@beanshady Год назад
We have the Senate! Nevada is confirmed blue! 💙😊🎉
@renegadedonutshorse
@renegadedonutshorse Год назад
I wish I could like this clip more than once. Colbert is letting loose with the cussin and the bird flippin and I love it
@trevorhensley3185
@trevorhensley3185 Год назад
I love when Stephen flexes his Tolkien knowledge.
@drumbum3.142
@drumbum3.142 Год назад
It's when he goes Full Out Simarileon that You know it's goin' down for real ..
@ezelfrancisco1349
@ezelfrancisco1349 Год назад
He would look for even the smallest opportunity to go Tolkien on the audience
@christopherrivera7837
@christopherrivera7837 Год назад
“And Gondor will answer.” 🙄
@Onion_Smoothie
@Onion_Smoothie Год назад
I'm genuinely surprised he could contain himself when she pronounced it "Ara-gone."
@PhilBoswell
@PhilBoswell Год назад
@@Onion_Smoothie it wouldn't surprise me if they rehearsed that and made sure she mispronounced it *just enough* 🤣
@Jadeskorpion
@Jadeskorpion Год назад
There's not enough pepto to live through these elections.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
Why do they have to drag on?! Even Brazil had an outcome by the next day
@uainediabhal9689
@uainediabhal9689 Год назад
We love you, Stephen. Down with the GOP
@dontecooper6479
@dontecooper6479 Год назад
Mya the intern is awesome. Lol
@democratresistance7847
@democratresistance7847 Год назад
Thank you to everyone who volunteered, donated, staffed a campaign, worked at the polls, and voted! In Seth's words: "Remember the worst things that happen in this country don’t happen because of hate or rage or fear. They happen because of apathy, so I encourage you to be people of action, to do the most you can, while remembering the least you can do is vote."
@foppishdilletaunt9911
@foppishdilletaunt9911 Год назад
You’re welcome - The Underground Is Everywhere !
@afb8370
@afb8370 Год назад
Omaba is war criminal :)
@kindlin
@kindlin Год назад
@@afb8370 You can just move right along with your useless and hateful rhetoric. Good bye.
@damondelgado4603
@damondelgado4603 Год назад
@@afb8370 who tf is omaba?
@euniemin1334
@euniemin1334 Год назад
That's a great quote from Seth Myers.. Smart man... yes. After being terrorized by the MSM of the impending "red wave", it felt good to go out and DO Something.
@justinwheeler5614
@justinwheeler5614 Год назад
That Humpty Trumpty line is mine. I been dropping that rhyme all over the internet for 4 years. lol
@glyphin343
@glyphin343 Год назад
As a Georgia voter I was really worried that the barrage of invasive ads would be ending soon. At least I have another month of it being even more intense!
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 Год назад
I'm sure Donald Trump can get a fashion deal with My Pillow, if they're not both in prison
@ATEC101
@ATEC101 Год назад
Butt wouldn't the ad would show them both biting pillows?
@GordonPavilion
@GordonPavilion Год назад
Can’t spell hatred without red hat.
@wonderrob3225
@wonderrob3225 Год назад
Very clever ! I did not notice that before😂
@alienkomplex7727
@alienkomplex7727 Год назад
I’ve always called him Trumpty Dumpty lol
@randabanda2853
@randabanda2853 Год назад
I'm in GA and I hope everybody shows up!!
@michaelscarlino1590
@michaelscarlino1590 Год назад
That guy in the audience has an infectious laugh, 😂🤣
@toddklempan105
@toddklempan105 Год назад
He isn’t in the audience, he has to be on the set. If you go back and listen to previous shows, or pay attention to future shows, you’ll hear that laugh every monologue. I don’t want to believe it’s a laugh track, since they show the audience from time to time, but I find his laugh distracting, if only because it stands out every night, and reminds me of the days of canned laughter:/ Maybe someone can confirm it’s one of his staff? Even so, I feel if that’s the case, is he not around during rehearsal, and is he listening to the jokes for the first time?
@solyftwyn
@solyftwyn Год назад
@@toddklempan105 I think it's one of the camera men. Back in covid time when it was just them the laugh was still there, when the rest of the audience wasn't
@askapk
@askapk Год назад
Pretty sure its colberts son. Same laugh from when he started doing his shows from home and his son helped him with the camerawork etc. His son started laughing at his jokes in the monologue and I'm pretty sure when the show went back to the studio, his son started coming in. Maybe he plays a role in the writing of said monologue? That's the assumption that I've been under.
@akinpaws
@akinpaws Год назад
@@toddklempan105 In the storage closet days, when I think it was just the executive producer and a cameraman in the room with Colbert, I thought the laugher was Chris Licht, but he's gone now. Then again, this laugher seems louder; might not be the same person.
@Beginstheman
@Beginstheman Год назад
"They're worried about the former President sticking his mushroom cap into the door hinge of democracy..." 🤣🤣
@jcepri
@jcepri Год назад
Those writers are hilarious No idea how they churn out gold day after day.
@ericparrish1515
@ericparrish1515 Год назад
Worst trip ever. Watch this.
@kevinmcgaw934
@kevinmcgaw934 Год назад
That New York post cover needs to be on t-shirts all over America. I'd hope they come out soon.
@jostrong2385
@jostrong2385 Год назад
OMG, can you imagine being the person who wrote the headline about Trump? I would be so proud. Nice job!!
@AndrewKHSmith
@AndrewKHSmith Год назад
Every cent spent on Walker is a cent wasted - bring it on GOP!!!
@Clyde
@Clyde Год назад
i love Colbert! i think politics brings out the best out of him.way better than his interviews
@pattyamato8758
@pattyamato8758 Год назад
I love him too, but his interviews are consistently good and occasionally profound
@ruthiepoole8319
@ruthiepoole8319 Год назад
"And Gondor will Answer!!" 🤣🤣💚💜💚💜🤣🤣
@mariareyes7913
@mariareyes7913 Год назад
Dusty Jones thank you and all the younger generation that voted for our democracy. Keep the good work now is up to you.
@xwingrox
@xwingrox Год назад
I miss the piano sounds whenever Stephen hangs up his air props🥲
@223Drone
@223Drone Год назад
Everyone knew that Zuckerbergs Metaverse was doomed from the start.
@K4R3N
@K4R3N Год назад
Even Zuckerberg
@notme2day
@notme2day Год назад
Everyone BUT Zuck you mean.
@LowLight420
@LowLight420 Год назад
Elon seems to be doom-storming, too.
@GigaBrand
@GigaBrand Год назад
Meta verse is definitely lame but he was the only person dumping cash into VR hardware which was cool.
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 Год назад
oh no. It's a great idea. We just don't want Mark to do it. should be open sourced so everyone's equal.
@larryfroot
@larryfroot Год назад
William Herschel discovered Uranus. Herschel Walker has travelled up his own.
@ajreyes9742
@ajreyes9742 Год назад
the photo of Walker could have been...'' hey...are you One of My kids too????''' LOL
@MarciaMatthews
@MarciaMatthews Год назад
“This will vibrate as soon as our democracy is ready.”
@beastrule
@beastrule Год назад
The herschel walker photo joke should have been “are you one of my kids?”
@cassandraespinosa2223
@cassandraespinosa2223 Год назад
@Badr A - 😆🤓🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 Год назад
Mar-A-lago was expecting a Red Wave, but, got a Red Splash instead.
@Davidjackman572
@Davidjackman572 Год назад
Red drip 😁
@wonderrob3225
@wonderrob3225 Год назад
They saw red. But it was just more spaghetti thrown against the wall
@blackthornsloe8049
@blackthornsloe8049 Год назад
I've seen bigger red waves on a sanitary napkin.
@rubyclark7595
@rubyclark7595 Год назад
Thank YOU 💙🦋
@ruthmelicharles5062
@ruthmelicharles5062 Год назад
Stephen Colbert is awesome. I look forward to his monologues.
@MariusMooore
@MariusMooore Год назад
Toxic burger fart 😂😂😂
@feliciar.8838
@feliciar.8838 Год назад
It's going to take awhile to call some seats; lots of mail in and drops the day of voting still need counting, also ballots that came from the military overseas! so, it's going totake awhile before we know who won what! Patience is a virtue we all must share!
@sylvialawrence4431
@sylvialawrence4431 Год назад
And they're always ready to "cry foul" over the mail-in ballots. Why is it everything generally ran smoothly pre-Trump days?!? Ever see a country that doesn't want its citizens to be able to vote?
@Jason-hg1pc
@Jason-hg1pc Год назад
🎱🌑🖤🏴♠️💣☎️🎥🦍🗝️🎓🧤🔌🖋️🕶️🎩♟️🛹🕷️🕵️🐜🕺🏼🦾🕳️🌚🕴️
@Rodsuper
@Rodsuper Год назад
Everyone needs to leave Tweeter which is a damn hot mess!!!!!!
@mukamishaolive1757
@mukamishaolive1757 Год назад
A red wave hits a blue wall 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaellombardi1620
@michaellombardi1620 Год назад
Love watching this long awaited turn on T**** unfold
@PoliticKing7
@PoliticKing7 Год назад
They're trying to get a corporate bail out already
@topnotch4564
@topnotch4564 Год назад
Great content. The Energy just wasn't as Hardcore as Usual. #Colbertforpresident
@zweigackroyd7301
@zweigackroyd7301 Год назад
How ridiculous is blurring out giving the finger - even for a drawing? Gosh, good thing the impressionable kids have no idea what's going on.
@TheNeilBlack
@TheNeilBlack Год назад
I love the way Stephen always takes the time to put down his pretend props.
@kiriuxeosa8716
@kiriuxeosa8716 Год назад
They're not pretend were just not pure enough to see them!
@rudyardganuelas6254
@rudyardganuelas6254 Год назад
you just need to believe
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd Год назад
they're real props, the the problem is only true believers that are pure of heart can see em.
@jktolford8272
@jktolford8272 Год назад
He's a former street mime. Very underestimated training.
@seanlee7563
@seanlee7563 Год назад
OMG. I want that buzzer, Stephen.
@lorinotarius
@lorinotarius Год назад
Mastriano STILL hasn't conceded even though there is no way he can win. I guess he's waiting for further instructions from (All the wonderful name substitutes you brilliant people came up with) to decide if he should have a temper tantrump about the vote count. I too prayed for bodily autonomy and my prayers were answered!
@katsong3302
@katsong3302 Год назад
The defeated rup candidate for governor who lost in Oregon has yet to concede…. Tho news states when the dem winner called both the others in the race to say she is going to attend the positive aspects of their plans, a “cordial conversation “ was had.
@LividImp
@LividImp Год назад
Conceding isn't anything official, it's just a "good sport" moment. By these people not conceding they just look like petulant children.
@OhhhhCheri
@OhhhhCheri Год назад
PA girl, here. Mastriano lost in PA because we thought both he AND Oz are creepy af. The better men won. 🎉💃🌊✔️💯
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk Год назад
@@katsong3302 Ooof, its already edited...
@I-dont-reply
@I-dont-reply Год назад
Remember when Stacy refused to concede and u didn’t whine bout it?
@SilverSpoonRiche
@SilverSpoonRiche Год назад
5:11 OH, why did you have to put that picture in my head!? Now I'll never get Kevin McCartthy's face out of my mind. LOL
@boblorgane3148
@boblorgane3148 Год назад
We stand with the Dems
@skyrocketcoast219
@skyrocketcoast219 Год назад
Mr Colbert: a brilliant monolog...as usual!!!
@StLProgressive
@StLProgressive Год назад
I just about died at the ranch dressing joke. Woke my dogs up. Great mono. McCarthy is flipping pathetic.
@vickiedixon9745
@vickiedixon9745 Год назад
oh Colbert that eating a jalapeno popper during the monologue had me rolling on the floor laughing. You are an artist for sure.
@martavillanueva1062
@martavillanueva1062 Год назад
Intern calling you with a title at 5:37 and then the look on your face is priceless!
@aleksoctop
@aleksoctop Год назад
I wonder if either Elon or Mark figured out that CEOs can’t design.
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 Год назад
Everyone assumes they are Steve Jobs and even Steve learned he can't do marketing, design, and lead at the same time
@JohnSmith-pn2vl
@JohnSmith-pn2vl Год назад
saying this about the greatest designer of all time is quite an achievement, and please don't compare evil people like Zuckerberg to Elon. Elon is a good person period none of his companies advertise or use facebook stop believing the nonsense antimusk propaganda because he doesnt buy the good will of old people media with billions of dollars like all the rest of the industry does
@aleksoctop
@aleksoctop Год назад
@@JohnSmith-pn2vl greatest designer of all time? Just what are you smoking, blue checks for $8 a box?
@shaun906
@shaun906 Год назад
there's nothing better than a colbert monologue, he's like a sanity touch stone!
@benjaminwitham9880
@benjaminwitham9880 Год назад
Yes. For me a deeply comforting balm during the (short) reign of the wannabe dictator buffoon
@dennisfoster4054
@dennisfoster4054 Год назад
More like insanity, just saying from the relative safety of NewZealand ,you Americans are nuts.
@thesinginsweep2259
@thesinginsweep2259 Год назад
You must be SERIOUSLY in need of comedy if you think Colbert is funny!! He is a deep state Democrat, Epstein buddy, Globalist. Totally EVIL, but hey, keep drinking the kool aid.
@dennisfoster4054
@dennisfoster4054 Год назад
@@thesinginsweep2259 Actually what I've known for some time,an evil person with an agenda that's anti American and Satanist.
@jcepri
@jcepri Год назад
He's been my therapist since Trump won the primary.
@MicJaguar
@MicJaguar Год назад
Love the putting away of invisible props. Classic.
@lynnerholmes
@lynnerholmes Год назад
A great addition to this video would be closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired. THANK YOU!
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