FRIGHTENING UNBOXING SPECIAL NEWSFLASH: Hero, "Rabbit" Fountain Pens, and worries for the world 

Today I received two mysterious boxes in the mail, fresh off the conveyor belts at Taobao. This is not that unusual for me, in fact. Recently, I've felt a mounting sense of worry, which only mounted as I peeled back layer after layer of this unboxing on this very unsettling new pen day.
Two fountain pens, one bottle of ink... Pens galore, but at what cost?
New reviews of both these pens SOON!