FUNNIEST TEXTS V16 

"Tell me about your boyfriend" "Okay" "What's the worst thing to happen when you guys were doing it?" "Once our parents came in while we were doing it." " Our ?"

“Why is my dog in a stripclub?” “Because he’s a good dog” XD

"Your food has been delivered, enjoy." "I want you so bad.." FLERT

#dankness My teacher: *doesn't come to the classroom after the bell rings* My classmates: TO THE WINDOOOOOOOW

#dankness Girl: I only date guys 6"1' Guy: I only date slim girls Girl:that's so insensitive

#dankness Son: will I ever get married, dad? Dad: no, cuz nobody trusts you Her: he's probably thinking about other women... Him: in your face, dad

#dankness Me: gets a driving license Mario kart: I raised that boy

#dankness Shrek: this is my swamp Donkey: our swamp

"Thanks, love birbs" Yes im lonely

"Thanks, love birds" I have to try everything right

#dankness Millenial : Im sad Boomer : Cellphone bad Me: Boomer mad Memellion's video : Here's an ad

Me: finally get a life a stable job and got rid of my depression School: I'm about to end this man's whole career

Lol ik that most r staged, but I laugh so hard lmao

#dankness Me: *playing game* Mom: Dinners ready! Me: *goes to mom* Mom: the dinner is almost ready Me: 👁👄👁 Bish

#dankness Nobody: Literally not one soul: Michael Scott: Feeling cute, might fall in a koi pond later

“Thanks, love birbs” I want true love

#Dankness Interviewer: wait, where is the other part of your information papers? Me: you have to pay a dlc to get it Interviewer: haha you're hired, welcome to EA

#dankness After years of searching I have finally found a Karen who’s name is Karen. I guess I’ve won, but at what cost?

#dankness My grandma: *swears* Me: so you have chosen... death

"Thanks, love birbs" I'm so desperate

Thanks, love birds. I've been looking forward to this

#dankness me: sits on the toilet seat without putting the seat cover on also me : " somethings not right , i can feel it "

Thanks, love birbs Yes I’m pretty despicable.

#dankness When you go to school on friday and it's the last day: Me : Yay! We're gonna play *games* Teacher: Since it's the last day we're gonna do SURPRISE TESTS! Me again: Typing on a computer "How to hack a school". Teacher: Catching me. Me: Get out of my computer! I'm playing Minecraft! Teacher: What is Minecraft? Me: Geometry. Just geometry. Teacher: Is this why there's only cubes in your computer? Me: Yep. Teacher: Wait it's all cubes? Me: Always has been. *BLING*

"Thanks, love birbs" Because im single and lonely;)

“Where do broken hearts go?” “Back to their bestfriends” NOT THIS ONE 😂😭

I haven't laughed so hard in something so dumb ever 😭

“Thanks, love birbs”

Me: ha those idiots that actually think saying "thanks love birbs" will actually get someone to love them Also me: "thanks love birbs"

#Dankness Me: Comments what Memellion asks Memellion: Visible pleasure.

It's 3 am...and I was watching this...and I saw a reflection on the screen... it was an eye...and I thought it was from the vid...until...the pic showed up...and I freaked out...then I looked around the room... and I looked back at the screen and an ad of a horror game played... I FWEAKED OUT AND I'M STILL SCARED WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

8:52 that person really should have specified that before

“Thanks love birds” I have flirtophobia and I’m probably asexual.

10:00 They are probably fighting about food XD

Boss: It’s the third time you’ve been late this week, do you know what this means? Me an intellectual: It’s Wednesday🤓#dankness

4:48 I got the joke but my brain didn’t process it until like 3 seconds later😂

Me: Is about to do something nice Everyone around: Aww He's so nice Me: Well I'm not doing it then #Dankness

0:27 haha jokes on you I have no friends *laughs then slowly turns into cry*

1:07 did anyone seen that in the 5th text the person says shcool and not school

Me: I’ll get on the video I know it Memellion: well yes but actually no #dankness

Teacher: be quite and we can have recess. That one kid: how about no? 😂Thanks love birbs #dankness

#dankness My brother : **bad pick up line (he is 14)** Me: are you 1? Him: no! Me: because that pick up line was 1/10 Him: rude!! But that was good!

"Thanks, loove birbs" x 1000 THIS BETTER WORK

Ayyy 6th, I know messages like this can be annoying but I have never been so early

6 year old Me: *wants mcdonalds* Parents: no we dont have money Also parents: *buying two iphones* Me: am i a joke to you?

"Thanks, love birbs" please work

#dankness Me: Being stuck at home sucks. I need to watch videos. So I am going to look in my recommendations. RU-vid: *So, you have chosen Memellion?*

Hey! Great vid, keep up the good work! TKS LOVEBIRDS!

9:18 Me being only like 4'9 even though I'm an 8th grader be like: 👁👄👁

#dankness Me: Has a phone in school Teacher: our phone

Fun fact: *You havent even watched half the video*

0:02-in an alternate universe when someone hurts John Wick

I'm early this is a very funny comment Hahaha

#dankness Me: *doing dishes* Someone: *adds dishes* Me: So you have chosen....death

I just realized your pfp is mirio oml

#dankness Violet: *turns into a blueberry due to Wonka's gum* Some people: *ah ha that's hot*

"Thanks, love birds" never felt so lonely :/

“Thanks love birbs”

"Thanks, love birbs"

Thanks, love birbs. Lmao

#Dankness Wait.. It's all Wii Sports? Always Has been... *Bam* Great Shot!

Thank you love Birbs. You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!

7:00 I took 20 minutes to understand that one LOL

Thanks, Love Birbs. Thank you Memellion

This channel is my favorite ❤️❤️ First channel on RU-vid that makes me laugh lmao

"Thanks, Love Birbs."

Thanks, love birbs- I'm so late lmao

#Dakness Everyone: finds love. Guy who says ‘thanks love birbs’: single and depressed

0:01 Me who is already in my room: Ayo What the- 🗡️🐶

Awwwww...Thanks , love birds :')

I too desperate at this point. Thanks, love birbs

“Thanks, love birds”

Thank you love birbs!!

It’s worth a shot “thanks love birbs”

0:01 finally a worthy opponent

I love this type of content

I low key want that doggo waiting in my room

Yes I'm this lonely lol THANK YOU LOVE BIRBS

I love memes they make me laugh

Thanks, love birbs It's worth a shot

"Thanks,love birds"

"Thanks love birds."

“Thanks love birds”

Thx love birds hopeing it actually works lmao 😂😂😂

“Thanks Love Birbs”

#Dankness My mom:*calles me for dinner * Me:*comes down to expect food * My mom:*tells me to arrange the table * Me:”why have i fallen for this trick after all these years?!”

These always crack me up

0:56 WHAT YOU SAY TO MY SON

Thanks, love birds

Th-th-thanks l-love birbs....AHHHHHH

*"Thanks Love Birbs!"*

Me: yay I won My mom: no more videogames

i love your vids

#dankness me after watching memellion: starts meming around*

I like the dog

Free dog free knife sounds like a great deal

Спасибо, птички любви

#dankness Teacher: You can leave after you finish copying the notes of the board Me: *writes big and illegible so it looks like i did shit* Teacher: let me see your notes Me: *shows the teacher my notes* Teacher: you can go ILLUSION: 100

WhY mY dOg Is On StRiPcLuB?

"Thanks love, birbs"