future. 

It’s him!

My boi

Amazing Collab hope you two do more in the future

thanks for colab couple of hundred of them

My man

Oh my god, how did I not realize that? That is literally the ONLY thing that Walmart could have done to differentiate the VR store from their main website and they completely missed it.

They’re selling the fantasy of a completely empty Walmart, with no crazy Karens or screaming children.

Tbf Walmart on its own is more dangerous than whatever you just mentioned

@@JarfTaco also why would you want to put on a headset and go wall around a virtual store putting virtual products in your virtual cart to buy it, instead of just using their website.

@@XforrestgumpXThat’s what I’m saying! If they’re not going to add anything fun to the experience, why bother?

That's where the future COMES FROM! XD

@@jamesmitch9792 past view? Who said it was in the past? I saw that "apology" on H3 and it was nothing.

@@jamesmitch9792 he did make fun of that with the whole interview bit

@@jamesmitch9792 OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT, A CONTENT CREATOR SAID SOMETHING BAD, GUYS GUYS What kind of fascist psycho stops watching videos from someone because of his personal believes? He is not your friend, you don't interact with him, you are just watching his content and he is not less or more interesting because of what he believes outside of youtube.

@@jamesmitch9792 Oh shut up

Not the worst idea, quikrete probably be worse tbf.

Why didn't he just flush the paper one lot at a time?

It kiils sea otters actually

@@jason_always_painting3994 Sea Otters are mean.

Unfortunately, I has done this before, with a whole tray 😩

I've never thought about it this way, interesting take

what about elastane?

its great if you are wearing a suit

@@TheSwedishHistorian this is what i've always thought it was for.

Yup, I am pretty sure that is its real purpose, and it also makes it easy to identify the front.

He...choked on the communal toilet sponge? That was preferable?

whatever means necessary

Taste the Rainbow!

@@Ironclad17 I mean, if you lose the fight you die painfully but if you win, you have to keep fighting until you eventually die.

What exactly could drive a man to suicide via communal sponge rather than continue with his life?

chad energy

Looking forward to that 37 minute unedited upload, followed by you looking at the camera and saying "you're next"

If you skip her death cutscene you can dupe like 50 milks back home

watch as in 10 years time Wendigoon is gonna get sued by the AI

Based

IH replied to another person asking about the clog... He said the plumber told him it was no big deal. Seems hard to believe, but I guess he wouldn't lie about it. 🤷‍♂️

@@TroubleToby3040That plumber definitely lied to make him feel better. In the trades, you comfort the idiot who made the problem, keep your head down and handle the problem, then go back to the office with a new story to tell everyone

My biggest concern is, did IH warn the plumber of the acid? Because that could be dangerous to unclog.

@@johnreese7973 100% agree.

Whoa wait you’re blowing my mind… how long has he been working on these

Who knew that music video has been warning us of the backrooms for decades

milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a

Such a phenomenal music video, even almost 40 years later

"No clipping into a textureless void while simply trying to buy milk sounds like a very futuristic problem" But...but The Backrooms was from the 80's. 🤔 Was there a Wal-mart in The Backrooms? 🤨

@@cobracrystal_ milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk

@@wealthybone2990 the one from the ad read

Every good thing must come to an end. Do not stretch the joke into infinity pls.

Darn I was going to say shadow man but he killed nordman and is the character for raid shadow legends ads. I can’t argue with that

Morbman

@@wealthybone2990 then why would you ask tho?

Lol. I've never thought of that.

While not constant, I have had multiple infomercials where upon seeing them I thought, “oh shit, that’s me.”

XD

what do you mean adding paper towels, clay, and sulfuric acid doesn't fix a toilet?

"Nothing will fit in my urethra!"

All we need now is Michael reeves

Meanwhile me still waiting *checks* 8 years for the rest of the Conker's BFD director's commentary play-through.

Indeed, what a time. I wonder if there's anyone who didnt upload for an entire decade.

@@Tolwrath that one guy that uploaded "me at the zoo"

They should both help work on star citizen

We love that for you

Same .... It's been so long the novelty has worn off I think I take it for granted now

Thanks for sharing that with us.

it's funny when people don't realise they share the earth with people like me who have supersonic hearing 😭😭😭

I can hear you

aren’t we all

walter

Hi Max

I think it ends with him using a bucket instead

Also, wouldnt dumping suphuric acid in water make it really really hot?

Lmao and then let throw some random acid, that should fix it... i Kinda want to know how it ended what the plumber said at the end after seeing such sight.

You mean you shouldn't pour cement mix down your clogged toilet?

Bruh I think he's just being satirical

But the clay dissolves because it's just sugar. That's all cat litter really is, and sugar dissolves in water just fine.

The clay litter doesn't dissolve, but the crystal litter which my family uses does dissolve very rapidly. Flushes nicely.

these ITFs have unreal replay value

He chose literally all the worst things you could possibly flush down the toilet. I feel bad for the plumber who had to unclog that.

@@calebangell77 I don't. He would have paid a small fortune. Plumbers make very good money. The plumber probably feels bad you get paid so little for your work

@@stevepickford3004 at least i'm not elbow deep in cat litter caked paper towels

Sulfuric acid is actually a really good drain unclogger (assuming your pipes can survive it) and it's actually sold at a lot of hardware stores for that purpose.

Britain is on that nanny-state pussy bullshit, but I can get that stuff at Walmart 😂

Lmao "our records indicate you lost your rifle in a boating accident. Should we put the 5.56 ammunition back on the shelf?"

No, there's class tomorrow. Someone in America.

Ah, a man of white culture, I see!

"A man can never have too many books, too much wine, or too much ammunition." - Rudyard Kipling Buy it cheap, stack it deep.

50,000 rounds is a good start.

A man called Spiffing Brit already hacks the steam summer sales.

But *in real life.* Oh, that looks hilarious in my mind hahahah

>Walmart employee I'm so sorry

@@carbon1255 How could he do that when the Steam Summer Sales are perfectly balanced with no exploits?

You work at Walmart? Escape.

I live in India where workers are expected to follow you around and show you stuff... I love India but that drives me nuts.

@@fife8332 I understand the principal, but that would get annoying fast lmao. Here in the U.S. we don't care about anything.

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get da fuck out!

I work at Walmart and I do quite the contrary. I actually WILL follow you around and help because that means I do not have to do real work and the manager can not send me to do something else.

@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 big brain thinking.

Agree. They probably cleaned the seat before sitting, or something.

They didnt know that bacteria exist.

@@Crit-Multiplier They still had noses! Its not like they didn't know shit was bad for you or they wouldnt have invented an entire sophisticated system for removing it quickly and safely. Humans made some serious steps backwards during the dark ages, people know in ancient times to stay away from human shit

@@Crit-Multiplier they still wre not fans of other people's poop

@@Crit-Multiplier I mean, it still would be pretty obvious that it wouldn't feel good to rub more poop on your already not so clean ass, I mean you would maybe do it twice and say "nah this shit sucks I'm gonna bring my own next time"

Same tbh

And then they left the pile so everyone would know what they did

yes

@@NealBromfield If they filled the big hole doesn't that mean they created another big hole somewhere else ?

The funny thing is that it was actually the Sea People who filled the hole while they were bringing Bronze Age societies to their end.

what does this comment even mean

@@44almm it’s means MY MOM

*Regular Show Muscle Man intensifies*

I died at that part lol

@@44almm This sir, is how tiktokkers sound

He said feet not face tho

@@dwightschrute2822 he very clearly said face.

A very bad Patrick Starr impression, I might add

Why not? Everything he's done has definitely lead him to this.

@@jiraffe9600 Wrong. it only sounded like "face", but he fumbled the line trying to stifle a laugh trying to say "feet".

And with no resolution :( truly a story of all time

It's a miracle his porcelain toilet hasn't shattered from the boiling water and the hydrofluoric acid

For those who encounter a clogged toilet, pour a whole bottle of dawn dish detergent down. Then plunge.

idk man the psychotic texting story was pretty fucking good

That fact that his first thought was to use cat litter and tried a plunger after that has me baffled

I mean he knew quite a lot about the word Aryan, far more than what your average Twitter user can

@@def3ndr887 sadly.

Yeah it's a Nazi thing

@@def3ndr887 JonTron did nothing wrong.

@@renji4619 there is nothing wrong with knowing about the Aryan race. Just because Hitler liked the Arayans doesn’t make their historical knowledge evil.

Remember the episode of community where the dean spends the entire episode sprinting across fields and climbing mountains just to open his email in VR.

Gotta say, the Metaverse is not what Neal Stephenson said it would be, we don't even have the Deliverator!

All the bad cyberpunk ideas, no riding flying sharks through code.

@Vector Equinox JEEEESUS WEPT!

To be fair, efficiency is overrated.

8 years till the next jontron vid.

👏🏻

Well jontron only uploads once a year bc he unironically wanted a white ethnostate and said theres something innate about black people that makes them more violent.

Both racist as well

@@j14nnachname22 lmao okay

I am enjoying this immensely but you are absolutely correct, it's hella cursed

Internet Historian animated style is naturally cursed

He looks like Elon musk

You know it is just a tad unsettling now that you mention it.

I screencapped it in GIMP and scrubbed out the cheek lines, the eye bags and arched the nostrils. Looks non-cursed now.

How to learn Chemistry 101

Cat litter has many applications. I recall my old workplace using it on oil spills to prevent future fires from it.

wait if he's neutralizing sulfiric acid, couldnt he have made some extremely toxic gas while he was at it? lmaooo

@@ardantop132na6 You know, acids and bases and stuff, chemistry?

@@dafunktrunk Well, it is part of my chemistry lesson I learned from school.

The stars aligned

just missing Michael Reeves now.

@@DocDewrill I mean... 7:49 Maybe he's next.

Once in a life time because that's how long it takes both of them to upload

Its even funnier when you think about the fact that the angry guy at 3:50 is a german youtuber who didnt upload a video on his main channel for like a year

Knowing the level of petty some pharaohs had, I wouldn’t be surprised

That actually sounds plausible.

There's another theory that it was a Lion, but after it was half buried in sand for eons, the head eroded and so they carved a pharoah head on it.

There is another theory Egypts are weird and build weird stuff

@@Krispen_Wah "egypts" lol

Same

Me neither

Man, unrepentant racists suck.

Godbless

Yet very much welcomed

Liquid plumber isn't for and doesn't work on most toilets, because of their geometry. It's made to be thicker than water and sink, so in a toilet it just collects at the lowest part, when a toilet actually drains up a bit before going back down. Their design makes it harder for sewer gases in ingress. But you are right that a snake is what he really needed. *I have no idea why I wrote you such a long comment. Shit. Must be that bored. Carry on stranger.

I need to know!

so the clog is still there but the acid sits long enough to just melt the pipes

I can’t believe that story is real.

I think he said "face" not "feet", which isn't any better. Lmao

/r/brandnewsentence

where's Bo Burnham when you need him for new unexplored sentences 🥲

But here we are

@@_Gypsy really, i think they meant ensemble instead of assemble lol but hey, we're all chilling at the end of the world, eh? Lol

why try to convince them? just buy bitcoin, or tulips, or cats depending on how far back you get sent.

Ever heard of a movie called 12 Monkeys? I highly recommend it.

story of my life

@@murderalphabetinc.5162 I was just going to mention that before I saw the replies

@@murderalphabetinc.5162 honestly that might be the best movie about time travel

Or, after paying: "I noticed your cart contained [meat]. Don't worry, to help you contribute to the environment, [insert name of a Brand(tm) eco-initiative]. I've replaced it with approved plant- and insect-based alternatives. (upbeat) You're welcome!"

Sv trvv

@@pirig-gal horrifying

@@pirig-gal "oh wow how helpful" said the drone

I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know, this could have been a four hour podcast

@@unavoidablycanadian397 i would literally kill for a podcast of just them 2

It makes sense though with Jon's past on GG and guest appearances on oneyplays. He's always been funny in both his videos and in improv content.

Episode?

Don't forget he believed rich black people are far more likely to commit crimes than any poor white person

'I know nobody who does that' Course you don't IH, you live in Australia!

I think that maybe it's more of a problem for men 'differently blessed' if you get my meaning hahaha.

Pissing out of the hole < pulling your pants and underwear full down ~ Feels good man

I'm wearing a shitton of layers in cold weather right now. I have NEVER done that, you animal.

Cold weather 101 right here

I mean, the second half is probably "the toilet flushed." Lol

I'm honestly surprised he lived to tell the tale really, even partially.

@@hi_tech_reptiles I really fucking doubt the toilet flushed. I doubt the sulfuric acid worked.

it would be too easy to search for a news article mentioning what came after and exposing IH's true identity

I am legitimately upset. I need the resolution to that shit show of a story.

Oh that's kinda interesting.

@@adamdee9671 Have you heard the story about the gladiator that chose to choke himself with the sponge rather than fight?

There are signs telling us to check if the elevator is on the godamn floor. Do you really think they wouldn't make a sign to remind people to clean their arses?

@@ursosentado Yeah, but "i fell down an elevator shaft because your elevator wasn't working right" is a lot more likely to win a lawsuit than "I took a dump at your toilet and my butt crack got poo stuck in it".

If everyone wore white sheets I can see how a badlu clean bathroom can ruin your whole day

@@WeaponOfMyDestructio have to cancel a date because you got someone else’s shit on your toga.

@@ursosentado Don't we have signs reminding us clean our buttholes.

Same, but the entire thing. I didn't learn about foot today, but I fucking wish I could go back in time and never hear of it

Yeah, I hadn’t seen it till earlier this year… Perhaps modern fetishes aren’t so bad after all 😂

Cranial binding also exists. Pretty wacky skulls out there

One of the many reasons I dont trust China. They were doing that shit to their daughters for a thousand years. It wasn't even stamped out completely until people started making the argument that it was holding back china because women with bound feet couldn't work and would raise less healthy sons. Arguments that it should be banned because it's cruelly held little weight with the people.

Its incredibly inhumane no matter what your perspective on it is... also you know... really fuckin gross

I almost died 🤣

reminds me of norm macdonalds " where do you get your ideas from?"

@@nickbowers6821 i thought the same thing. I wonder if Internet Historian has ever been to the Queensboro bridge before 🤣🤣🤣

It was such a good reference to that interview and it kills me that most people won't get it lol

@@urbanfrog Help a brother out? I've never seen JonTron's stuff and now I am diggin it.

@@Dude_Diligence JonTron made the mistake of debating far left political RU-vidr about race relations in the US. It went poorly. Nobody actually cares anymore tho. The people who do stand with the pdf file anyway.

Yes but dinosaurs are magnitudes older than the Ancient Rome

@@otto_jk how are you so sure? Have you seen them in person? The logic my mother liked to use with everything out of reach.

@@jackbordar2727 she should try on her skin if sulfuric adic really works or is just a big chemical industry scam

@@otto_jk The concept is the same. We only see what survives so we are biased towards certain conclusions becuase we are missing information (or at least, not all information has survived in the same form). Another example would be the tools, weapons, pottery etc. that survives in identifiable condition is biased towards higher quality tools and towards durable materials that can survive a long time. There are literally untold numbers of stone and flint axeheads found in territories of ancient indo europeans dating back well past the point at which copper was widespread, yet the numbers of copper tools found is much lower than expected. Copper can be easily recycled into other tools, knapped stone cannot, so less copper tools survive to the current day in some form because people at the time were more likely to retrieve them when damaged. Wood decays pretty quick. I cannot comment on the "stalls in roman bathrooms" thing, but 2,000 years is enough time for wood to decay to the point of uselessness or for easily taken material to be salvaged or broken up. Keep in mind that, IIRC, the Vatican used a roman toilet as a throne for many decades while there were internal disagreements on the nature of the ornate seat. They did not know and they were hundreds of years closer to the Roman Republic than we are (with much more direct cultural roots and living in a world filled by Roman artefacts and remnants of their customs)

@@GlobstersMessenger im sorry the vatican did w h a t

racist

Basically IH: "No. Kitty litter and acid." I love them both~

@@Jalais mind giving context?

@@predatorking3131 Maybe the part about his middle name being Aryan lol

@@revenantproxy9100 lol, that would be funny

what if there was a raid boss that would show up once a week and killing it would drop the coupons

@@NightClubSamurai yo that would be so sick. You could incorporate many minigames in a scenario like that

WHEN'S THE BETA?!

I don't know. I get the idea, but if i'm going out of my way to do house chores, the last thing i'd want is for a digital moron to try and start shit at a simulated walmart, wasting my time furthermore. But having randomly generated coupons scattered around would be fun.

The Black Friday Event is live! You have unlocked the ability to steal items from other shoppers trolleys!

Yep. And for bonus nightmare material, when the communists took over the country, they made a practice of re-breaking bound feet. Not out of any sense of benevolence, mind you. Almost everyone they did it to still couldn't walk and/or died of infection.

@@jamesmitch9792 Cope harder

@@jamesmitch9792 Cope + ratio

@@Lucas-sk5iy Cope with what?

@@jamesmitch9792 You have a point. But this is not the video to try and make it, smh

honestly that's why his newest videos are meh ever since starcade it's all been heavily scripted

I miss sleepycabin. If they never stopped Jon would’ve probably been on every 1st/last episode of the season. It’s sad the economy forces people to go their separate ways. I think all the places they were setting up shop in kept raising the rent so sleepycabin had to disband.

@@calebblack1420 it's more like people not getting with the times

@@SuperAWaC times?

This is why Jon era Game Grumps was good

Probably from under the Queensboro bridge

absolutely

Reminds me of that tragedy...

I get them from Ralph's, the meat section...

@@pigpig252 That's the Ramones. And Terran Gell.

thats where jontron broke character for a little and that was so refreshingly funny

Many kudos to the both of them

So are you saying you don’t find Internet Historian’s other videos funny?

Was ”where do uou get your stuff?” a Norm reference? :)

It's both of*

Just Teardown VR on a wallmart or any store and will be a sucess, then people cry about how is children are gonna destroy their local supemarket, and some wacko is gonna hear about it on the news and actually do it for is tak tok videos

Speedrun to the first VR Wal-Mart nude mod

@@ArktikAlice : So basically a typical day at a Florida Wal-Mart?

Who says skinning bread

@@onlyjoinedtotroll there are dozens of us

@@onlyjoinedtotroll reprobates and knaives

Every time I see red dead redemption 2 abbreviated my brain first reads it as R2D2 and I have to do a double take to make sense of it

@@MacabreMole dozens of monsters

Just don't drop the virtual soap

That's the walmart default.

That would actually be thrilling

Was I the only one who couldn't help thinking "I don't believe there has ever been a Wal-Mart employee that attractive?"

"Ech"

But how awesome would it be? People just torrenting Wagyu beef.

@@trollerpilotxiv3079 : The majestic Wood-Ech. Such a marvelous creature.

You clearly haven't heard his takes on race

@@eldritchgoat1422 based